There's A Beauty

Emperor Chun likes beauties, as long as he catches the eye, he is also a master of both sexes, even though his body is not working, he can feel at ease just by looking at it.But with a strong physique and a hideous appearance like General Huwei, he really couldn't speak.Realizing that although the other party has imprisoned him, he is also very gentle and caring. On the one hand, he feels disgusted, and on the other hand, he is proud of his own charm.

"Why do you still let me drink this kind of thing? If there is no green rice, there will always be eggs, right? Steam me a bowl of hibiscus custard!" He leaned against a big rock, squinting at General Huwei.

Give you three points of color, and actually opened a dyeing workshop!Lao Tzu's puppies couldn't even eat a bowl of custard when they were sober, how can you deserve it?Angry in his heart, Meng Changye stepped forward and grabbed Emperor Chun's jaw, poured a bowl of porridge down without tenderness, and finally asked Liu Wen to boil the medicine quickly, and waited for the porridge to dissolve before pouring another dose of medicine, and then he could set off.

At the same time, he also secretly blamed himself: Why didn't he think of it?There is no fine rice grain, but there are many birds in this mountain forest. You can save a lot of bird eggs by digging out a few bird nests, which can be used to nourish the dog's body.Since it is something that the dog emperor has eaten, it must taste quite good. Later, let the people in Huotouying figure out how to make the hibiscus egg custard.

While thinking about it, a bowl of porridge had been poured to the bottom, in order to prevent Emperor Chun from spitting it out again, he covered the opponent's mouth with a sweat towel, and tied his limbs with cowhide ropes.Emperor Chun, who was still complacent just now, was a little uncertain at the moment, looking at General Huwei's cold and heartless appearance, he didn't seem to be interested in him, so why did he sleep with his arms around him, and he was still in heat with him in the morning?

Emperor Chun felt for a moment that he was thinking wrong, and at the same time hoped that this was not an illusion.Although he hated General Huwei, he also knew that if he could climb up to him, he might be able to live a long and stable life.After thinking about it, he slowly stopped struggling, and when Liu Wen came to deliver the medicine, he also swallowed it very cooperatively, then squeezed out a few tears, and looked at General Huwei pitifully.

He had never tried to please anyone, he could only imitate the behavior of those concubines in the palace, he was about to beg the general to untie the rope and let him loosen up, but he saw the other party showing a ferocious expression, raising his hand as if he wanted to slap him, rising and falling After a few times, he put it down slowly, and said sharply, "I warn you, don't look at people with this kind of eyes, or I will dig out your eyeballs!"

A fake is a fake after all, no matter how much you pretend, it can't cover up the falsehood and wretchedness in your bones.It's fine if he doesn't intentionally imitate the pup, Meng Changye can still be invisible, but he puts on such a posture, which makes Meng Changye unbearable in the slightest.It's as if a thief stole his priceless treasure, but he didn't know how to cherish it, and instead beat it wantonly and ruined it, which is an unforgivable crime.

Emperor Chun hurriedly shrunk his shoulders, lowered his head, secretly thinking about which lung tube he had poked in General Huwei, and changed his face as soon as he said it.This temper is also too moody.

There are also a group of lieutenants who also feel that the general is moody.It was clear that he was still holding him in his arms last night, with that gentle expression and domineering movements, like holding a baby bump, for fear of being snatched away, but when he woke up this morning, his attitude changed drastically, not only throwing him out, but also It was tied and threatened again, no different from treating ordinary captives.What kind of charter is the general?What's more, Emperor Chun was also very wrong, sometimes he was honest and responsible, and sometimes he was bluffing, like two people.

Everyone was puzzled, but Liu Wen was the only one who knew the inside story, waved his hands calmly and said, "Chang Shun, put your master on the horse, and you will be responsible for carrying him."

Chang Shun nodded obediently, and was about to bend down to hug his bound master, when he saw General Hu Wei walking quickly, although his face was full of disgust, he still grabbed his master by the collar, threw him onto the horse easily, and finally said coldly , "Take care of him, don't fall halfway and get hurt."

Looking at this tense expression, it seems that he still cares about his master?Chang Shun was also a climber, and quickly begged, "General, please let go of the rope! Master's skin is delicate, if tied for too long, it will wear out, and he should suffer."

Thinking of the white and tender body he saw last night, the smooth flesh that looked like suet jade and snow in Tianshan Mountain, Meng Changye's cheeks flushed red, and his lower abdomen also reacted.Without hesitation, he waved his hand and said, "Untie him!" He thought that being tied up with a cowhide rope would be no big deal, but he almost forgot the dog's extraordinarily delicate physique.

Chang Shun was overjoyed, and hurriedly untied the rope for Emperor Chun, and carefully helped him onto the horse's back.After a whole day of driving, the group finally arrived at a small town, but instead of entering, they camped in the forest outside the town, and then sent people in to purchase daily necessities. The elite of 2000 people is still too eye-catching after all, and I don't know whose territory this is. If spies report it, it will inevitably attract the attention of other feudal lords.

"Remember to buy everything the pup wants." Meng Changye told Liu Wen.

"Yellow talisman paper, cinnabar, gecko, spider, mercury, aconitum..." Liu Wen read the slip slowly, and said seriously, "Don't worry, at least half of the things in this list are poisonous, and you dare to hand them over to me." Put it in his hand. If nothing else, just say this aconitum, just squeeze out a drop of grass juice and pour it into our cauldron, and all of us will die instantly."

"I want to see what he wants, but don't worry, I won't make fun of my brothers' lives..."

Only halfway through the conversation, a soldier came over and reported in a low voice, "General, didn't you let your subordinates keep an eye on that dead eunuch? When we stopped for a break at noon today, our subordinates saw him sneaking around. The horse that approached Lieutenant Zhao stole several kinds of medicinal materials from the saddle bag."

"What medicinal material?" Meng Changye's face darkened.

As soon as the soldier reported the name of the medicine, the military officer sneered, "My good guy, this is also a man who is proficient in medicine, but he picks up all the poisons. Mixing several kinds of medicines together can make Mongolian sweat medicine, and it doesn't have any peculiar smell. General , what do you think they want to do?"

Meng Changye was silent for a long time before saying, "Let's give them a chance, I want to see what kind of tricks they are playing." Even so, he pressed his saber with his hand, obviously with killing intent.

Liu Wen didn't refute, he had to let the general see Emperor Chun's scheming with his own eyes, so that he could erase the image of a harmless dog in his mind.At that time, if he is arrested again, no matter how realistic Emperor Chun is, he might not get the slightest bit of mercy from the general.

Everyone secretly arranged to lure Chang Shun to poison him. Poor Chang Shun was still complacent, thinking how secretive his actions were and how well-planned he was.He woke up Emperor Chun who was pretending to be asleep, stuffed the package and silver that had come along, and said, "Your Majesty, this servant is going to lead the horse. Stand here and wait."

"They, are they really unconscious? They won't wake up no matter how loud they are?" Emperor Chun's voice trembled.

"Don't worry, the Mongolian sweat medicine prepared by the slaves is very strong. Even if they are as strong as cows, they will have to lie down for a day and a night before waking up after taking a sip." To prevent poisoning, I am afraid that my son will be harmed again.

Emperor Chun, who was still trembling with fear, instantly straightened his back, picked up the saber of a certain soldier, and said ruthlessly, "Since they have fallen asleep, why don't we kill them all in one go!"

Chang Shun was taken aback, and hurriedly stepped forward to stop him, "You can't do it, Your Majesty! If you kill them all, you will inevitably get blood all over your body, and we don't have any extra clothes to change, what if you attract wild beasts halfway?" What to do? Also, after escaping into the city gate, the officers and soldiers will definitely be arrested as thieves. Besides, how long will it take for you to kill two thousand soldiers one by one? We would have already run far away by this time! What's more, can you guarantee that everyone will be stabbed to death? If there is a fatal one who escapes, won't you go to heaven and earth to hunt us down in the future?"

Emperor Chun thought about it, and he couldn't help being a little frustrated, but he soon cheered up, "Then I will kill Meng Changye, the head office of that beast?"

Chang Shun raised his forehead, feeling desperate for the emperor's stupidity, "You killed General Huwei, and then forged a death feud with more than 20 Huwei troops. Do you still want to live in the future?"

Emperor Chun froze, but finally gave up reluctantly, threw away his saber, went into the tent, and went to rummage through Meng Changye's clothes.

"What do you want to do?" Chang Shun was already sweating profusely in the midst of winter.He always knew that Emperor Chun was difficult to serve, but he didn't know that it was difficult to serve him to such an extent. This was running for his life, so why didn't he just run away?

"I have to get the treasure map back. In the future, the restoration of the country will depend on it."

Chang Shun knelt down, "Your Majesty, my servant begs you to leave quickly, don't worry about the treasure map, saving your life is the top priority. You don't even think about it, you ran away, they are in a hurry to find the treasure, I'm afraid they won't Disperse your forces to pursue, but if you run together with the treasure map, believe it or not, we will be captured by the furious General Huwei if we can't escape for two miles? Keeping the green hills is not afraid of running out of firewood, please think twice."

Emperor Chun got angry, and kicked him with a heart-warming kick, "Slave dog! You can't do this, you can't do that, are you fucking annoying?"

"Your Majesty, run away, run away quickly! It's important to save your life!" Chang Shun walked over to hug his legs.

Emperor Chun took a deep breath, finally suppressed the anger in his heart, then opened the curtain and walked out.After a while, the sound of horseshoes gradually faded away, and finally disappeared in the dark forest.Only then did Meng Changye turn over and sit up, his face sinking like water.

"General, did you hear that? Your docile and well-behaved pup can't lose to you when he is ruthless!" Liu Wen touched his neck that was a little cold and sighed.

Meng Changye's eyes changed several times, "How do you know it's my son? What if he and Emperor Chun are really two people?"

"What if he is just pretending? One body and two souls, this kind of nonsense can only fool two or three-year-old children, but you have no doubts about him. It really is beauty that hurts people." Liu Wen opened the curtain Curtain, beckoning several lieutenants to come in.Da Zhu had a ferocious face, full of murderous intent, apparently his heart and lungs were blown by Emperor Chun's words just now.

"General, this subordinate will arrest him and deal with him." Liu Chuanshan bowed and cupped his hands.

"Wait a little longer, let's send some stealthy men to follow them first, and see where they are going and what they want to do." Meng Changye's black and white eyes kept appearing in Meng Changye's mind, but he couldn't make up his mind.

The lieutenants led the order to leave, and Liu Wen wanted to leave too. Seeing the general's desolate and lonely figure hiding in the darkness, with a slight taste of fragility, he pondered for a moment and then said slowly, "General, if you really can't let Emperor Chun go, It’s enough to arrest him and put him under house arrest for the rest of his life. But being betrayed is nothing more than a big deal.”

"How do you know that he betrayed me? That person is Emperor Chun just now, but he is definitely not my son, he will not be so cruel." However, Meng Changye had to admit that when Emperor Chun used his familiar voice, When Zhong Qing's face uttered those vicious words, his heart ached for a moment, and he almost couldn't continue acting.

"Well, even if they are two people, so what? Don't you think about it, is there any man in the world who is willing to be subdued by a female? The reason why he bows to you is not to save his life? Once there is a chance to escape, he will be a man It's human nature to go or not to turn back, so don't be too stubborn. Could it be that you still tell him the truth?"

Meng Changye's complexion became very ugly, and veins appeared on the back of his hand holding the knife handle.He couldn't refute the military division's words. Originally, the relationship between him and the dog was an exchange of interests. He protected him and gave his body, but he was bewitched unconsciously, forgetting that the foundation of their relationship is so weak. One corner, and all will be wiped out.

When he wakes up tomorrow and finds that he has freed himself from his shackles, he will probably be delighted, right?Thinking of this, Meng Changye couldn't help clenching his teeth, forcing himself to suppress the great pain that suddenly rushed to his heart.

Ah, it seems that the more you comfort him, the more you hurt the general's heart!But the long-term pain is not as good as the short-term pain, so let’s just live with it.Liu Wen shook his head, opened the curtain and left unhurriedly.

Chang Shun concluded that General Huwei would not dare to blatantly arrest people in towns under the jurisdiction of other feudal lords, so he took Emperor Chun and fled overnight, arrived at the city gate at dawn, and paid the entry fee with the copper coins he had found.Fortunately, the state of Jin was in turmoil, feudal lords were fighting among themselves, and the household registration review system had already become a dead letter. Even if there were no guides, as long as you gave enough money, you could go all the way.

Chang Shun found an inn to settle down, and as soon as he helped Emperor Chun to the bed, he saw him hugging the pillow and snoring softly, obviously exhausted.Chang Shun wiped his feet clean and covered him with the quilt, then sat on the edge of the bed and lay down on his stomach.

Three hours later, Youshu woke up faintly, and found herself lying in a strange room, her nerves tensed immediately.

"Chang Shun, where are we?" He shook the sleeping person lying on the edge of the bed.

"Ah? Oh, we're in Qinglin Town. This is General Guo's territory. General Huwei dare not come over. Please rest assured, Your Majesty, it's all right. Are you hungry? The slaves are going to serve the meal."

In just a few words, Youshu realized that Chang Shun must have fled with Emperor Chun.But how is it possible?Two thousand elites can't stand against two captives, the master's army will never be so useless!Furthermore, how did they escape?It is definitely impossible to break through by force, is it drugged?

Thinking about this, he tentatively asked, "Where are we going next? Will we be caught up?"

"The effect of the medicine has not been relieved. We still have two hours. After breakfast, we will buy a boat ticket and go down the river to Maocheng. The water route is several times faster than the land route, and they will not be able to catch up." Chang Shun said while saying Looking out through the window.

Sure enough, it was a drug, and after it was lifted, he would be able to chase after him. It should be Mongolian sweat medicine or something.Youshu was determined, waved her hand and said, "I won't go, you can run away by yourself."

"What did you say, Your Majesty?" Chang Shun turned his head in disbelief.

"I said I won't go, you can run away by yourself. If you have any money, lend me some first, and you keep a hair as a proof, and I will return it to you in the future." You Shu didn't plan to deal with the eunuch, and all the while It is because he has no malicious intentions; the second is because he has taken care of Emperor Chun for many years, which is tantamount to taking care of his own body.

Chang Shun piled up the looted money on the table, and said in a low voice, "Your Majesty, you can take as much as you want, and you can borrow it or not. Don't be foolish and think that you are safe if you stay here. How many spies did the general send to arrest people?"

"I have my own plans. Jin is dead, so you don't have to wait on me anymore, just take the silver and go home." You Shu picked out two ingots of silver and swaggered open the door.

Chang Shun was an orphan and had no home outside the palace, so where could he go?Furthermore, he has been trained for many years, and he has long been slavish and strong, and his old habits are hard to change. Even if he is thrown out with a stick, he will never leave.Youshu had no choice but to let him follow.The two first bought a lot of yellow talisman papers, and then went to the medical clinic to grab a lot of inexplicable Chinese medicines, and they returned to the inn at dusk.

Naturally, Emperor Chun would not take the wooden figure with him when he left, so Youshu had to carve another one.He figured it out, if Emperor Chun didn't get rid of it for a day, there would be a lot of troubles.This time they poisoned and left, and they didn't know what kind of anger they would make the master. The favorability they finally gained may have dropped to a negative number now.

Youshu's face was dark, and she carved out a random mold and placed it on the table, and then wrote the horoscope of Emperor Chun's birthday on yellow talisman paper and pasted it on her forehead, ready to perform the soul transfer technique.Chang Shun had already been driven to the next room by him, and he had set up a ecstasy array to guard against uninvited guests.

The soul-moving technique is a high-level spell, which consumes a lot of mental power, and Youshu's mental power is sealed. Although it is recovering every day, the speed is very slow. It is not enough to support the completion of the Taoism, so she has to use the magic circle.But he soon discovered that something was wrong, the light on the magic circle was being absorbed by his body, turning it into a stronger seal, so as to ensure that another soul would not be squeezed out.This technique of confining the soul is definitely not done by ordinary Taoist priests, but more like the methods of ghosts and immortals in the underworld.

The master used to be the king of Yama, and Youshu also knew a little about the magic of ghosts and immortals, and soon realized that with the current self, it is impossible to clean up another soul in the body.Right now, there are only two ways. First, try again after the power returns to its peak; second, find the instigator and let him remove the spell.

The first method is more practical, but I don’t know how many years to wait.The second is simply fantasy.Ghosts come and go without a trace, where can I find them?Is it possible to post a leaving soul talisman to go to the underworld?But the master is no longer Yama, and no one can guarantee whether he will come back alive.If he can't come back, wouldn't this body completely become someone else's property?

Youshu couldn't bear the consequences, so she could only choose to endure.He threw the puppet into the brazier, watched it burn to ashes inch by inch, and then picked up the pen to make talismans.No one can guess what is hidden in the underground palace. In order to protect the master, he naturally needs to make more preparations, such as fire talismans, thunder talismans, ghost talismans... all talismans with great lethality, make dozens of them, and feel good There is a bottom.

At the same time, Meng Changye was sitting where he was dozing, when he heard the sound of a bird flapping its wings in the air, he immediately opened his eyes to look.A gray homing pigeon landed on the back of his hand, and a thin bamboo tube was tied to his ankle.

"Where are they going to flee? I guess they are going down the river to Maocheng. They should be boarding the boat soon, right?" Liu Wen said firmly.

"If you don't get on the ship, it will be too late." A lieutenant sneered.

Meng Changye turned a deaf ear to it, and just read the note slowly, and after reading it many times, he breathed out, "They didn't escape, they are still in the town. After the dog woke up, he went to buy the things he wrote to me yesterday. And then stay behind closed doors.”

"Hey, you can even do a full set of acting!" Liu Chuanshan sneered.

Liu Wen pondered, "Could it be that I guessed wrong? At this time, he has no need to act for us. Wouldn't it be a tall order to run away? Qinglin Town is not absolutely safe, we can't arrest people wantonly, send It is extremely easy for a few spies to get in." If it were him, or any smart person in the world, he would not delay leaving.

Meng Changye breathed a sigh of relief, and wiped his saber while giving an order, "If you want to arrest someone, you have to wait until he is on the boat, let the spies hide a bit, and don't make too many moves." At that time, he can give up, and then put The puppy's leg was broken, let's see how he still runs.

Liu Wen took the order and wrote a secret letter to let the pigeons be brought into Qinglin Town.

After another half an hour, another message came from the foot of the mountain, which surprised everyone.But it turned out that Emperor Chun not only didn't run away, but climbed up the mountain directly after leaving the city gate, and he didn't know what kind of medicine he was selling in his gourd.His eunuch was normal-headed, he tried to persuade him all the way, and finally hugged his legs and rolled on the ground to play tricks.Even so, it failed to stop Emperor Chun's pace. When Fei Ge sent the letter to Demeng Changye, he had already walked to the foot of the mountain and was squatting on the ground panting heavily.

Meng Changye couldn't hold back anymore, he raised his saber and rushed down the mountain.Everyone thought that he was so angry that he was very likely to hack Emperor Chun to death, and even if he didn't hack him to death, his legs would be broken, but they followed him to the foot of the mountain to see, and they were all disappointed.

As soon as the aggressive general like a tiger came out of the gate, he met Emperor Chun's pleasantly surprised smile, his upside-down eyebrows fell down, his dark face turned rosy, his dark eyes brightened, and his whole figure was like ice cubes falling into boiling water, stinging The la la melted completely, leaving only the curling fairy air floating up and down.

"Why the hell don't you run away? You keep running, see if I don't break your dog legs!" Having said that, the man has automatically lowered his body and scolded, "Come up soon, I will recite you!"

"General, it is Emperor Chun who wants to run away, not me." Youshu looked very aggrieved, and finally clung to her master's ear, saying in an inaudible voice, "I, I haven't warmed your bed yet."

"You're smart!" Meng Changye's ears were red and smoke was rising from the top of his head. In order to hide the embarrassment in his heart, he couldn't help but slapped the boy's fleshy buttocks hard.

The crisp cracking sound made everyone look sideways, but it touched his nerves again, and cursed viciously, "Whatever you look at, get the hell out of me! A group of provocateurs! By the way, tie up that dead eunuch!" Stay, I will kill him alive when I go back!"

Who said the puppies have no feelings for him?Will you run back by yourself if you don't have feelings?Those who clearly love him will die!