There's A Beauty

Youshu lay on her master's broad back, feeling extremely safe, and couldn't help humming a little song.The babbling, lingering voice made the roots of Meng Changye's ears hot and red, and he couldn't help kneading the boy's buttocks a few times with his big palm, and then laughed muffled.

Liu Chuanshan and the others held a grudge against Emperor Chun's act of poisoning, and felt that the general was bewitched by him, and they were quite upset, so they cursed viciously, "What are you singing? If the general hadn't protected you, I would have cut you into eighteen." It's over!"

"What are you yelling at, I've already said it, he's different from Emperor Chun." Sensing that the puppy flinched, Meng Changye's ecstasy of regaining his loss was disturbed, and he also lost his temper.

"General, do you really believe his nonsense? Is there anyone in the world who has one body and two souls? If there is one, they are also monsters. Hurry up and tie them to a firewood pile and burn them!" Another lieutenant general said in a deep voice.

Youshu quickly hugged her master's neck tightly and buried her head in the socket of his shoulder.Meng Changye's heart clenched, he patted his fleshy buttocks to show comfort, then turned his head, and said carefully, "Leave the words here today, the pup is my own, whoever wants to move He, whoever I will kill first!"

Frightened by his aura, Liu Chuanshan and the others showed angry and timid expressions.Seeing that the atmosphere was getting more noisy and tense, Liu Wen quickly smoothed things over, "Okay, okay, don't quarrel. But how can a spoiled pet hurt everyone's brotherhood? He has already returned, let's go back and pack up, so we can hurry on our way .”

Chang Shun, who was tied up by all kinds of people, realized belatedly that the current emperor seemed to be different from the previous one?No wonder he was smart for a while and stupid for a while; he wanted to escape for a while and go back for a while.

Everyone returned to the camp in silence.The soldiers of the Huotou camp saw that everyone had come, so they knocked on the pot and let everyone come to have lunch.Meng Changye carefully placed the boy on the ground, stroked his messy forehead hair, turned his head and his gentle expression was replaced by a ferocious expression, and walked towards Chang Shun with a knife.If it wasn't for the dead eunuch's instigation, how could the puppy escape?He wanted to kill him a long time ago!

Chang Shun wriggled like a bug, wanting to beg for mercy, but his mouth was blocked by a sweat towel, so he could only look at the emperor with hopeful eyes.But he also knew in his heart that with the emperor's cold temperament, as long as his own interests were not endangered, he would not care about other people's life or death.

But to Chang Shun's surprise, the emperor actually said, "General, please spare him. I will never run away with him again. He is also trying to save me, and he has no malicious intentions."

Meng Changye raised his saber, but never lowered it, but his expression became more and more terrifying.Youshu had no choice but to divert his attention, "Oh, my feet hurt so much, general, please help me."

"Why are you so busy!" Meng Changye said in an extremely impatient tone, but finally put down his saber and turned back to check.Although Liu Wen and others hated the eunuch, they didn't go to the point of killing him.Without him, who will take care of the so-called "Emperor Chun"?In short, now everyone's eyes bleed when they see Emperor Chun, and no one cares about him, let alone take care of him.If the general likes it, let him go, the way of Longyang is not the right way, and sooner or later there will be a day when he will get bored, then killing Emperor Chun will not be a matter of a word.

Thinking about it this way, seeing the general kneeling in front of Emperor Chun, taking off his opponent's shoes and socks and kneading the soles of his feet, still made Liu Wen and the others feel quite uncomfortable, and they all rolled their eyes and turned their heads away.

"Pinch lightly, the soles of your feet seem to be bubbling." Youshu snorted twice.

"Sure enough. You have only walked so far, and you have so many blisters. Can you make tofu?" Meng Changye bent down to check, and finally patted the young man's pink and tender soles lightly, and scolded, "See if you still want to make tofu?" Run or not! Fortunately, you came back by yourself, otherwise I will really break your dog legs!"

Youshu reiterated again, "It's not I who want to run, but Emperor Chun." How could I be willing to leave you?

laugh!Someone next to him made a mocking sound, obviously looking down on his behavior of pretending to be crazy and foolish. Hearing that the general ordered people to take needles and spirits, he refused to move any of them.Meng Changye had no choice but to get it by himself, roasted the needle on the fire, then dipped it in spirits, carefully breaking the blisters.

The young man's feet were white, tender and slender, lightly held in the palm of his hand, it looked like a delicate work of art.While applying the medicine for him, Meng Changye was distracted. He suppressed the agitation in his lower abdomen for a long time, and asked in a deep voice, "Didn't you say that you can remove the dog emperor's soul? Did it work?"

"No, his soul was not sealed into my body by an ordinary Taoist, it should be done by some ghost. With my current strength, I still can't get him out."

Meng Changye was greatly disappointed, but the several lieutenants who listened to their conversation with their ears upright showed ironic expressions, and even sneered, "What Taoists, ghosts, are you talking about fairy tales? General, nonsense like this Talk, my old Zhao has not liked to listen to it since he was five years old."

Youshu blushed, speechless.

Meng Changye pinched his toes to comfort him, and finally turned around and cursed, "Go away! Believe it or not, I believe it anyway."

Youshu, who was frowning, immediately laughed, squeezed the two little dimples and sighed, "In this world, only the general understands me best."

Meng Changye's ears were burning, and in order to hide his embarrassment, he asked in a vicious voice, "Run and run, why come back again? Don't you fear that I will do it for you?" kinky.

Smoke started to rise from Youshu's head, and she was about to answer when Liu Chuanshan raised her voice, "The treasure map is still in our hands, of course he has to come back. Selling butts is nothing, the real benefit is to get the treasure. You can't wait for us Get the treasure out of the underground palace, and he will poison us again to kill us all!"

"Search, find all the poisons he bought!" Liu Wen ordered firmly.

Seeing several strong men approaching aggressively, Youshu hurriedly crawled into her master's arms.Although he bought some poisonous things, they had already been ground into ink and written into talismans.He really has no intention of harming anyone.

How could Meng Changye let others touch his own precious lump?He only glanced over, and the strong men backed away, bowed their heads and shrunk their shoulders, and silently squatted aside.

"Don't be afraid, I won't let anyone hurt you. Leave your things to me for safekeeping temporarily, and ask me for them when you need them. I believe in you, and you have to believe in me, okay?" He put on the boy's shoes Sock whispered softly, this warm and thoughtful demeanor made several lieutenants fall back angrily.

Youshu hurriedly opened the package she was carrying, and explained, "There is no poison, it's all talismans, you see." Fearing that everyone would not believe it, she untied her belt and opened her outer robe, revealing the thin obscene clothes and trousers inside.

Everyone took a closer look, and they saw that there was nothing else in the package except many yellow talismans, and he was clean and clear at a glance.Meng Changye's face turned pale in an instant, and he quickly fastened his open robe, and took off his own cloak to wrap it up. Seeing that he had no flesh exposed except for his small face, he gave up.

"If you don't have it, you don't have it. What kind of clothes are you undressing in public? Are you pumping?" He raised his hand to hit him, but when he lowered it, he turned into stroking his face.

Youshu couldn't help but rubbed his palm, and then leaned over, Qiqi Aiai said, "General, you believe me, I didn't come back for the treasure. I am happy with you and want to stay by your side for the rest of my life."

These words were so false, so shameless, it made Liu Wen and the others almost vomit.On the other hand, Meng Changye's face was already rippling, smoke was rising from his head, and he was already happily about to ascend to immortality.He clamped the young man's thin shoulders like iron clamps with his hands, and said in a trembling voice, "What did you say, say it again?"

Youshu moved closer and repeated in a low voice.

Only then did Meng Changye confirm that he was not dreaming, he suddenly picked him up, walked quickly into the dense forest, pressed him behind a big rock, and kissed him fiercely, crazily, tossing and turning.Even though I told myself several times: the reason why the pup didn't run away, but came back on his own initiative, must have affection for me, but there was still a faint worry.Worried about being self-indulgent, worried about being used and deceived.It wasn't until he heard his confession with his own ears that the big rock fell to the ground, and he was ecstatic immediately.

He wanted to laugh and yell, but nothing could compare to this real, passionate kiss.

"You like me, when did it happen?" After a quarter of an hour of kissing, he reluctantly parted.

You Shu panted heavily, "It's been a long, long time ago, and I don't even remember."

Meng Changye was beaming with joy, and leaned over to bite his lip again, proudly saying, "You son of a bitch has a good eye."

Youshu wanted to laugh, but all the small laughter was sucked into the master's mouth, turning into a tangle of lips and tongue.The two hugged each other and touched each other, before separating slightly after a long time.

"If Emperor Chun was not still in your body, the person in your arms would be replaced when you woke up tomorrow, and I would have done you right here." Meng Changye shook his head regretfully.Think about being lingering with Baby Pimple at night, and turning Chundi crazy the next day, yelling and losing his appetite.

Youshu's face darkened, and she said firmly, "There will be a way."

The two talked and kissed together, over and over again, you come and go, endlessly.Poor soldiers outside, wormwood is almost growing on top of their heads.Especially the lieutenants, who were unavoidably worried and had solemn expressions.But with a false statement, Emperor Chun's servant took the general's soul away. If the general is tired of him, how long should he wait?What if the general is playing for real?

Why don't you find a chance to kill Emperor Chun when you return to the northwest?Thinking of this, Liu Wen looked towards Liu Chuanshan.Liu Chuanshan pressed the handle of the knife, nodded silently, and waited for the two to finish expressing their feelings. It was getting late, Meng Changye took the puppy into his arms, wrapped it tightly in a cloak, and then rode away, accompanied by all his subordinates Later, after a day and night of trekking, they finally arrived at the foot of Panlong Mountain, and found a valley that could be attacked and defended to camp.

Because the puppies had blisters on the soles of their feet, and it hurt like heart when walking, Meng Changye carried him on his back everywhere, and his posture was inseparable.Chang Shun was beaten ten lashes, and now he is a lot more honest. He cracked the bird eggs that the general personally picked up and made them into hibiscus custard.

It was already mid-moon when we were full of food and drink, and everyone lined up to patrol and passed the night peacefully.Meng Changye was still holding the pup in his arms, but when he noticed that the puppy was struggling, he was about to wake up, so he quickly put away his hands and sat aside to watch.

淳帝睁眼就看见虎威将军那张糙脸，不免吓了一跳，继而凄厉地嚎起来，“啊啊啊啊啊……你，你怎会在这儿？不对，朕，我，我怎会Here? This is a tent, I slept in the inn! You arrested me again? Where is Chang Shun? Chang Shun's useless dog, didn't he say he wouldn't come after him? Chang Shun, Chang Shun! "

In order to hide the fear in his heart, or to find a backup, Emperor Chun began to shout Chang Shun's name.

When Liu Wen and the others were woken up, they couldn't help cursing inwardly: Damn, this Emperor Chun is addicted to acting.

Chang Shun stood outside the tent, not daring to go in, and replied eagerly, "Master, the slave is here. Don't shout, it's useless, you are the one who wants to come back." He knew Emperor Chun better than others, so he could feel it naturally The difference between the two, so I firmly believe in the saying of "one body, two souls".Compared with the current Emperor Chun, he prefers to serve the previous one.That one has a good temper and a kind heart. Although he occasionally harms people, he also takes responsibility.

It would be nice if the one who wakes up is always the one before.

When Emperor Chun heard Chang Shun's voice, he couldn't help being furious.What do you mean you want to come back by yourself?When he is a fool?It must be this dog slave who sold himself!He rushed out to settle accounts with Chang Shun without any clothes on, but was pressed to the ground by General Huwei, quickly put on a few thick clothes, and then tied them with a cowhide rope to carry him out.

Hey, yesterday I was covering it like a baby bump, but today I tied it up, it seems that the general has also contracted this guy's madness.Liu Wen and the others slandered in unison.

Meng Changye wasn't crazy, but he clearly distinguished Emperor Chun from the puppy.This body belonged to a puppy, so no flesh could be hurt, but Emperor Chun couldn't bear it if he didn't punish him. After pouring down a bowl of porridge and seeing that he didn't spit it out again, he said, "Come on, bring a feather over here." .”

The soldier didn't know why, but still brought an owl's tail feather, and saw the general take off Emperor Chun's shoes and socks, and started scratching the soles of his feet.Emperor Chun has fine skin and tender flesh, and has keen senses. Whether it is pain or itching, it is several times larger than ordinary people. After scratching it, he burst into laughter, and soon begged for mercy and burst into tears.

Damn, so punishment can still be done like this?Liu Wen and the others leaned over, gloating on their faces.

After scratching for about half an hour, seeing that Emperor Chun had fainted from laughter, Meng Changye gave up, then wiped the tears from his face with a handkerchief, and finally got on the horse's back, wrapped himself in a cloak, and set off towards Panlong Mountain.This time it was his pup who woke up, and his attitude naturally became gentle.

The group drove for a few more days, watching Emperor Chun change his face repeatedly in amazement, wailing and cursing, making the general furious, and then docile and obedient, being held in his arms by the general.Flying like chickens and dogs, the troops arrived at the hinterland of Panlong Mountain and stood on the edge of a huge sinkhole looking down.

"Hey, this is the biggest tiankeng I've ever seen in my life. I think the entire capital can accommodate it!" Liu Wen took out a map and looked at it, and said firmly, "The underground palace is right below."

"It's too deep below, it's too dark to see clearly. Military division, how do we go down?" Someone asked loudly.

"Find grass and vines to hang it down." Meng Changye covered the pup's eyes and comforted him in a low voice, "Don't be afraid, I'll carry you down. You just need to curl up in my arms and close your eyes tightly."

Youshu pushed away her master's palm and stared at the bottom of the pit, feeling uneasy for some reason.

The crowd spent several days weaving the grass and vines, leaving 1000 people to look after them, and another 1000 people to follow the vines.The tiankeng was very deep, and was shrouded in thick black mist. It took half a day to reach the bottom of the pit. The grass and vines on the way were not long enough, and almost collapsed. Fortunately, the walls of the pit were also covered with vines as thick as a coiled dragon. This solved the crisis.

Because the bottom of the pit covers a vast area, enough to accommodate the entire capital, Liu Wen spent several days calculating the exact location of the underground palace, and finally dug out the stone gate hidden in the thick moss four days later.The stone gate is close to the ground, and there are many green-faced and fang-toothed evil spirits and majestic temples carved on it, which makes people feel frightened for no reason.

Liu Wen looked at it again and then said, "It's here. The sealing stones and grouting all around are intact, no one should have gone in."

"How to get in? Pry the door open?" Meng Changye asked in a deep voice.

"There may be some mechanism inside. If you break it forcibly, you may die. You see, there is a sunken palm print in the center of this stone gate. It should be opened by someone from the Ji family's royal family." Liu Wen guessed, Then he looked at Emperor Chun who was tied up, "Didn't you say that you can open the underground palace? Come and try!"

Every day when Emperor Chun woke up, he had to face the dark forest, the giant python as thick as a bucket, the porcupine with spikes on his back, and the tiger as strong as a calf. It was his luck not to be scared to death.When encountering danger, he can only cry and scream, which is useless at all. On the contrary, he is another person, extremely calm and calm, making everyone believe in the saying of "one body and two souls".

Therefore, as long as Emperor Chun occupies this body, in order to prevent him from dragging everyone down, Meng Chang nightclub will tie him up and gag him, and carry him on his shoulders.

"Go and open the door." Meng Changye untied the rope and kicked lightly.

Emperor Chun staggered and almost fell, but he dared not speak out, so he walked over and pressed his right hand into the concave lines.There was no sound from Shimen for a long time, under the gaze of everyone, he switched to his left hand again, but it still didn't help.

"Didn't you say you need the blood of the royal family? Cut your palm and try again." Liu Wen suggested.

Meng Changye couldn't bear it, but seeing the cloudy eyes that Emperor Shangchun looked at pitifully, he was so disgusted that his stomach was nauseous again. He took out the dagger in his boot and cut it neatly.Emperor Chun was carried around by General Huwei these days. Although his attitude was rude, he would always sacrifice himself to protect him in times of crisis, so he took it for granted that he liked him, but he didn't dare to reveal his arrogance because of the hostile identities of the two sides. Instead of being contained, it grew even higher.

Seeing a bloody cut in the palm of his hand, he said aggrievedly, "General, you are so cruel, how could you treat me like this?"

Meng Changye almost vomited out the last night's meal. Facing the sneering eyes of his superiors and subordinates, he couldn't help becoming angry from embarrassment, "What the hell are you dawdling in? Open the door of the underground palace to me!"

Emperor Chun is a cheap bone, he doesn't remember things when he doesn't beat him, seeing his fierce expression, he put his bloody palm into the groove.A quarter of an hour passed, two quarters of an hour passed, and three quarters of an hour passed, the blood in the palm of his hand had solidified, and Shimen remained motionless, which greatly disappointed everyone.

"If I knew he was so useless, I would have slaughtered him halfway, so how could I have kept him until now!" someone muttered.

Meng Changye glared at the man, waved his hands and said, "Try to pry it open." Then he tied up Emperor Chun again and threw him in a safer place.

A thousand strong men pried it all night and tried to dig it open again, but to no avail.The stone gate is as heavy as a mountain, and the surrounding soil is as hard as iron. Without a special method, it is absolutely impossible to enter.Liu Wen took out the map to study again, and his calm state of mind began to fluctuate anxiously.

"When will the pup wake up?" He looked at the boy in the general's arms.

"Let him sleep, he's exhausted and injured today." Meng Changye opened the palm of his right hand, frowned and looked at the opening.If he had known that the blood was useless, he would not cut it off no matter what he said. He had promised to protect him and not let anyone hurt him in the slightest, but he did not expect that the person who hurt him would be himself.

"Okay, don't blame yourself, you can't die with a single cut." Liu Wen whispered, "When the pup wakes up, let's let him have a try. Didn't he say that this body is his? Is it a lonely ghost who has occupied the magpie's nest? In this case, it is useless for Emperor Chun to go up, and the real master must come."

The rest of the lieutenants thought it was absurd to hear this, but they could only treat a dead horse as a living horse doctor. That dog is indeed more noble than Emperor Chun.

Meng Changye said with a sarcasm, "Didn't you always disbelieve what he said?"

"In the past few days, I have become a little more convinced. No matter how much a person pretends to be crazy, he can't give up his own life. When he was a puppy, he was obviously good at skills, but when he was replaced by Emperor Chun, he could only stand there stupidly waiting to die. It's counterintuitive. In short, when he wakes up, let him press it, if it doesn't work, we can only go back home."

Meng Changye pulled the boy into his arms and nodded without hesitation.

The thin sunlight shone through the thick fog, the birds began to sing, the beasts began to hibernate, and the time passed without knowing it.Youshu woke up in the warm embrace of her master, but she didn't want to get up, but put her head in his arms.

Meng Changye laughed in a low voice, "Wake up, we found the gate of the underground palace when you fell asleep yesterday."

"Where is it?" Youshu immediately sat up.

"Here it is. Mr. Ji, please take a look." Liu Wen stood not far away, stepping on two huge stone doors.

Youshu ran over, and as soon as she saw the relief on the stone gate, she exclaimed, "How could it be the gate of ghosts?" I think that when he was lost in the soul world, he pushed open this gate to enter the underworld. The reliefs and patterns are still fresh in my memory.But soon he denied this inference, because this door had one more palm print than that door, and some blood was stained on it.

Seeing him sniff a little blood, Meng Changye said shyly, "I heard that Emperor Chun said that the blood of the Ji family is needed to open the underground palace, so I cut off your palm, sorry."

"It's nothing, as long as I can help you." You Shu looked at Liu Wen and said slowly, "I almost forgot to tell you that although this body belongs to me, I'm not from the royal family of the Ji family, so I'm afraid I can't open it." door."