There's A Beauty

After listening to Liu Wen's words, Youshu finally understood why she somehow became the emperor of Jin.He got the Taoist inheritance, so he naturally has a way to remove the excess soul in his body, so he picked up a piece of wood, asked the master for a dagger, and silently carved it.

"What are you doing?" Liu Wen leaned over curiously. Seeing that his head was about to touch the boy's forehead, he was pulled away forcefully by the master and almost fell into the fire.Damn, you are really fascinated by the beauty, don't be another fool, right?

Meng Changye didn't care about the military commander's feelings at all. He put his big head on the young man's shoulder and asked in a voice as thick as wine, "What are you doing? Why are you not in a hurry at all, instead you have the time to carve wood."

Youshu's ears and half of her cheeks were reddened by the heat from her master, she shrank her shoulders and said in a low voice, "I plan to carve a small wooden figure, and paste Emperor Chun's birth date on it, and use the soul-moving technique to move He made it out. You may not believe me, but this body is indeed mine, not Emperor Chun's, he is a lonely ghost who came from nowhere and took my body."

"Wait a minute, wait, what did you just say?" Before the general could react, Liu Wen screamed.That's not what he meant just now.He doesn't believe in gods and Buddhas, so naturally he can't think of ghosts and monsters.He intended to tell the boy that he was mentally ill and had to control his height.But the young man's reaction was far beyond common sense, he was not surprised or surprised, he picked up a piece of wood and carved it into a villain, saying that he wanted to remove the other soul from his body?Are you really not crazy?

"Do you know the horoscope of Emperor Chun's birthday?" You Shu asked without answering.

"If Emperor Chun's soul is moved to this log, can he still live? The most important question is, do you really know what you are doing?" Liu Wen stretched out his hand to stop him, his expression very tangled.As an atheist, his reaction was calm enough.

Youshu has always regarded her body as a shrine and protected it very much, but she didn't expect that this hall was occupied by a lonely ghost one day, and she also did a lot of angry things. How could he not be angry?The derogation of Emperor Chun by the outside world is also derogatory to him. It is fine to say that he is cruel and heartless, but he is also described as stupid.Youshu didn't expect that the word "stupid" would be applied to her head. It's a shame and a shame!In front of his master, he may be a dog who is determined to beat and scold, but when facing others, he also has a clear distinction between grievances and grievances and revenge.

Emperor Chun took his body by force, why did he still care about his life, so he simply shook his head, "Wood is a dead thing, if you move it, you won't be able to live. I don't understand how he got into my body, but One thing is certain, if he hadn't occupied the magpie's nest, he would have died long ago. If that's the case, why don't I give him a ride?"

He raised his head and looked straight at Liu Wen, his eyes were still as clear as the sky, but the words he said were full of cruelty, but this cruelty actually concealed a bit of innocence, which was creepy and at the same time deeply impressed. deeply attracted.Liu Wen didn't dare to meet his gaze, so he turned to look at the general, but saw his eyes were burning and his fists were clenched tightly, as if he was suppressing some intense emotion.

Meng Changye was indeed attracted.He originally thought that the puppy was timid and needed the care of others, but in the end he found that he was only like that in front of himself, and he was extraordinarily ruthless towards outsiders.Look at his innocent and ignorant but cold-hearted appearance now, it's really exciting!

His heart was hot and unbearable, he couldn't help stretching out his hand, hugged him into his arms and kissed him loudly twice, one was burned on his cheek, and the other was directly on his lips. The roots of his ears were red, then he lowered his head and shrunk his shoulders, shy to get into his arms, he couldn't help laughing loudly.

Mother, it turned out that the general was not joking just now, but he really fell in love with Emperor Chun!All the officers and men were dumbfounded, and some of them turned their faces with their hands on their foreheads, unable to bear to look directly at them.Although Emperor Chun is pretty, his character is really difficult to serve!It would be all right if the general pressed him, beat him, or scolded him, but seeing the general holding him in his arms like a treasure and not letting go, everyone couldn't help but feel uneasy.

Several lieutenants frequently winked at the army division, but saw the other party wave their hands, expressing that they were helpless, so they had to admit it for the time being.

Liu Wen didn't believe that the young man knew how to move his soul even if he was beaten to death, and he thought his brain was broken and was talking nonsense.Meng Changye was overjoyed, he kissed twice, and then kissed a few more. Seeing that the young man's cheeks were pricked with many red marks by his thick beard, he decided to shave off his beard another day, so as not to hurt the pup. .

"That dead eunuch, come here!" While stroking the beard he had grown for ten years, he beckoned to Chang Shun who was squatting in the distance.

Chang Shun ran over in fear, "General, what are your orders?"

"Do you know the horoscope of Emperor Chun's birthday?"

Chang Shun grew up serving Emperor Chun, so he knew clearly that although he felt something was wrong, he didn't dare to disobey him, and obediently reported a series of dates.Youshu immediately remembered it, and finally put down the half-carved wooden figurine, and asked Liu Wen for the Four Treasures of the Study.

"Hey, your handwriting is really beautiful. You have practiced it for more than ten years, right?" The admiration is false, but the temptation is true.What does it mean to be possessed by a lonely soul and wild ghost, and the country will perish after waking up?If this body has been occupied by Emperor Chun since he was a child, then he has been isolated from the world for more than ten years, so he should be an ignorant child, how can he know how to write or read pictures?At first Liu Wen believed that he and Emperor Chun were two people, but after he brought up the so-called "one body and two souls" explanation, he didn't believe it.He wanted to see what Emperor Chun wanted to do.

Although Meng Changye has never read a book, his mind is more active than that of a military advisor.The military division can see the flaws, how could he not know?But it doesn't matter, as long as the boy can return to his appearance as a puppy, he can tolerate anything. If it were Emperor Chun, he would have been slapped away.

Youshu wrote down the materials needed to make the soul-shifting talisman on paper, and asked her master to help with the arrangement.He had to get the wild ghost out of his body and throw it into the fire to burn it.

"What is it all about? Read it to me?" Meng Changye stared at the receipt, rather dumbfounded.

Youshu was stunned, "You can't read?"

Meng Changye's face turned red when he saw him. Fortunately, he was covered by a big beard so he didn't show his embarrassment. He stammered, "Slightly, I know a few, but if it's too complicated, I'm a little blind. You know, I wandered with beggars since I was a child." , and later became a bandit, and finally joined the army, where would I have the opportunity to study."

"Yes, you really have no chance to read and write in your situation." Youshu felt distressed, and hurriedly said, "But it doesn't matter, I will teach you in the future. You will become emperor one day, and you will issue government orders and review memorials at that time. It's a joke to be illiterate. You are so smart, you will learn it in no time."

On weekdays, Liu Wen often urged the general to study and practice calligraphy, but the other party found all kinds of excuses to shirk it, as if studying and practicing calligraphy was the most painful thing in the world.But now, as soon as Emperor Chun opened his mouth, he agreed, with a happy expression on his face, which was really an eyesore.

Liu Wen was upset, but nodded secretly.What is "tofu in brine, one thing down one thing", this is it.The general was stubborn and even ten bulls couldn't pull back, but Emperor Chun was fine, he just hooked his fingers lightly and he staggered to meet him. As long as he can teach the general to make progress, it's okay to spare his life.There are no women in the army, so there are many incidents in Longyang, and it is not uncommon to have a favorite man, so Liu Wen and others will not stop them.Furthermore, Emperor Chun used to be the supreme lord of a country, but now he has to lie under the general's body, which is inexplicably refreshing.

Meng Changye handed over the list to his subordinates, ordered him to go shopping tomorrow morning, then wrapped the boy in his arms, and said in a low voice, "Why don't you teach me how to read now?"

"Okay, bring a pen, ink, paper and inkstone." Youshu sat between his legs, feeling a hard object on the back of his buttocks, and his ears became redder and bleeding.

"The pens, inks, papers and inkstones in the army are all in abundance. If they are broken, they are wasted. Just take a stick and write on the ground, and teach me one by one." Meng Changye picked up a stick and scratched it on the ground while talking. A few ways.

Youshu thought the same, took the stick and said slowly, "This method is good and more economical. Can you write your own name? If not, I will teach you this first. If you can, I will teach you from the Three Character Classic."

Meng Changye, who knew how to write his name long ago, shook his head cheekily under the stares of the lieutenants, "No, you can write it for me. Write your own name too, I want to learn."

"That's natural." You Shu quickly raised the corners of her lips, then neatly wrote the names of the two on the ground, and drew a heart shape to circle them.If he had been the master in the last life, he would have known that he was confessing in a disguised form, implying that the two would be united forever, but Meng Changye, who had a bold and unrestrained personality, seemed oblivious to it and was immersed in research.

"What does this mean?" He pointed to the heart shape outside, his eyes flickering slightly.Don't be fooled by thinking that he is a big boss, this eye looks like a heart!What on earth do puppies want to do?Seduce yourself in full view?It must have been more proactive!

However, the slander belongs to the slander, but he is extremely happy in his heart, and even pretends to be ignorant on his face.Compared with him, Liu Wen was really ignorant, and he took it for granted that it was a few random strokes of Emperor Chun.

"No, it's not interesting, just to make you pay attention to the words in the circle." Youshu blushed and quickly crossed out the name with a branch.

"Why did you draw it? I haven't seen it clearly yet. Rewrite it again." Meng Changye laughed secretly inwardly, but on the surface he was serious.

Youshu had to rewrite it once, and didn't dare to draw any heart shape again.However, the master was extremely stupid in this life. Ji Youshu and Meng Changye only had six words, and they hadn't learned them after half an hour, so he had to hold his wrist and teach them stroke by stroke.

Liu Wen sat far away from several lieutenants, shaking his head in his heart: Shameless, shameless!Is it difficult to learn how to form an army?Some people have been studying for a lifetime and still have the seven orifices to understand the six orifices. The general can draw inferences from one at a glance. That cleverness is frightening!When I came to Emperor Chun, I was so stupid, six words, no, three of them have known each other for a long time, and I thought about it for nearly an hour, which clearly shows that I have taken advantage of Emperor Chun!

Watching the general spread his legs and put the boy between his crotch, his two strong arms locked each other firmly like iron clamps, rubbing his beard on his cheeks, ears, and neck sockets with his beard, and pinching him with his palms His small waist, thighs, and wrists ate tofu so happily that everyone felt their eyes turn black.Thinking about the general who the enemy sent several stunning beauties but didn't hook up with him back then, how did he become like this in a blink of an eye, so...unspeakable?

Liu Wen rubbed his forehead, sighing in his heart that beauty is misleading.

Amid the turbulent tide, Youshu's eyelids gradually closed, and she only had time to murmur "It's so hot" before passing out.Only then did Meng Changye realize that his cheeks were flushed not because of embarrassment, but because he had a fever, and he was immediately terrified.

"Liu Wen, come and show the pup, he's sick!"

Liu Wen, who is on the top of his own general's heart, dared not be negligent. He hurried over to feel his pulse, shook his head and said, "I'm suffering from the cold, and I have a slight high fever. I have to cool down quickly, or my head will burn like a fool."

"How to cool down?" Meng Changye's eyes were red, and he blamed himself, "It's all because I poured a few ladles of water just now, otherwise the pup is still fine now. In the future, I will be pissed off by the dog emperor. Never touch a hair on him. Why did I forget, what is the difference between teaching him and teaching a pup? If you can really move him into a log, I will instantly burn him to ashes!"

Do you really believe Emperor Chun's nonsense?Liu Wen raised his eyebrows, showing surprise in his eyes, but he didn't refute, and patiently comforted him, "Don't panic, just take a few doses of medicine and you'll be fine. It's not the general's fault. We use cold water to bathe in winter, and sometimes we jump into it. Swimming in the frozen river for a few laps made her feel comfortable. Who would have thought that Ji Youshu would be so weak, but she would fall ill after just a few spoonfuls of warm water. In the future, you should urge him to practice hard and not be like a weak chicken Like."

Hearing that there is no major problem, Meng Changye's tense heartstrings relaxed, and asked coldly, "Who are you calling weak?"

Can't say that?Liu Wen was dumbfounded, and it took him a long time before he smiled and said, "I'm a weak chicken, can't I be a weak chicken?"

"You are really weak. Get lost, hurry up and dispense the medicine!" Meng Changye kicked Liu Wen while wrapping the trembling boy in his arms.

Really had a concubine and forgot his brother, Liu Wen shook his head and went.The soldiers carried food, grass and medicinal materials with them for emergencies, otherwise Liu Wen would not know where to find a pharmacy in the middle of the night.He prescribed a simple antipyretic, boiled three bowls of water into one bowl of water, opened the boy's jaw and poured it in.Meng Changye waited impatiently for his fever to subside, and touched his forehead after a while, his worry was palpable.

Although Chang Shun sat far away and couldn't hear the conversation of these people, he understood that General Hu Wei seemed to have taken a fancy to his master.How did this work?The dignified emperor of the state of Jin became the pamper of a rebellious official and traitor, and went to hell. The queen mother and the first emperor had to kill him.He was anxious, and seeing that the emperor was ill again, he wished he could put on his wings and take him out.

Emperor Chun died once, and the Empress Dowager naturally protected him to be watertight, and gradually raised him, but it was more fragile than the thin-bodied porcelain.These few ladles of water are naturally fine compared to other people, but it can kill him if it falls on his head.What's more, what Liu Wen used were only ordinary herbs, which couldn't be compared with the royal medicine in the palace, so it didn't work after drinking it for half an hour, but it became more and more serious.

"No, the condition is getting worse!" Liu Wen shook his head after checking his pulse.

"You fucking think of a way! Who said that the problem is not serious just now?" Meng Changye paced back and forth with the burning young man in his arms, feeling the same as Chang Shun, wishing he could fly to the nearest town with his wings , find the best doctor.However, there is no way to the front of the village, no store behind, and riding a horse for several hours is of no avail, but delays the illness.

"I'll try to increase the dose." Liu Wen wiped his sweat frequently.

"Hurry up!" Meng Changye kicked him hard.

Another bowl of thick black concoction was cooked, and just as he was about to pour it in, Emperor Chun woke up faintly, spitting out bitter water and cursing in a hoarse voice, "Bah! Meng Changye, you want to poison me to death? I curse you!" Eighteen layers of hell!"

Knowing that it was the dog emperor who woke up this time, Meng Changye didn't have such a good temper. He pinched his jaw to force him to open his mouth, and ordered in a cold voice, "Damn it, give me medicine! If you kill me You son of a bitch, I have to kill you alive if I fight for the treasure!"

Liu Wen cooperated tacitly, and quickly poured down all the medicine juice and medicine residue, choking so that Emperor Chun coughed and almost suffocated, and still kept cursing, "Bastards, you are deliberately harming me, you will not be good!" die……"

"What's wrong with him? Just now he was obedient to the general, like a pug, but now he is cursing and messing around. Isn't this courting death! We gave him medicine with good intentions, but we owe him!" The deputy general said indignantly.

Meng Changye didn't explain, and just pressed the struggling Emperor Chun to the ground to avoid injury.Fortunately, Emperor Chun's body was weak, so he quickly quieted down, and then fell asleep, but opened his eyes again the next moment.

Ten percent of the people who woke up this time were puppies, and no one could imitate his pitiful and tearful eyes.Seeing this, Meng Changye's fierce expression immediately softened, and he changed it into a hug, and comforted him, "You have a fever, and you've just taken the medicine, just take a nap. Be good, close your eyes, and open them tomorrow." Nothing happened."

Youshu is also proficient in medical skills, so she naturally knows that her condition is critical, and taking medicine is the second priority. The most urgent thing is to get the fever gone.He smacked his lips, analyzed Liu Wen's prescription from the lingering rhyme on the tip of his tongue, and found that there was no major problem, so he told his master, "There is nothing wrong with the medicine, but the dosage is a little too light. You can add three cents more for ephedra and Qinghao. Two qian bupleurum. Take strong wine and wipe my body, which can quickly dissipate heat."

Meng Changye was in a hurry to seek medical treatment, and without thinking about it, he asked the military division to dispense the medicine again.Liu Wen thought about it for a while, and found that Emperor Chun was not lying. He really knew his own illness well, so he couldn't help but doubt his origin and purpose even more.

Meng Changye fetched the fine wine he had collected, moistened it with a cloth towel and wiped the pup's body.The pup was almost burnt, the original snow-white skin showed an abnormal blush, and light blue blood vessels were faintly exposed, it looked like a piece of hibiscus jade, dazzlingly beautiful.

Not to mention that Meng Changye stared blankly for a while, even the lieutenants couldn't help stealing glances frequently.

"Look at your mother! Turn around for me! Dead eunuch, come and pull the curtain for me!" Meng Changye was angry and anxious, and his expression was unavoidably ferocious, which was even more frightening because of the scar.Chang Shun didn't dare to disobey his orders, he hurried over and held up the curtain, all the officers and men avoided them one after another.

Inside the curtain, Youshu had been stripped naked, with General Huwei's black robe under her body.He was very hot, and felt that the master's hands could bring coolness, so he quickly held them and swam around his body, his hips were raised high, his legs were bent, and his long hair was scattered like a demon flower that devours people.What's more terrible is that he kept moaning in pain, but it became sweet and greasy after hearing it.

Meng Changye lived to 25 and six, and has never seen such a beautiful picture.The vague dreams I had before gradually overlapped with the rosy, wriggling young man in front of me, becoming clear and exciting.He bent down, feeling that somewhere in his body was about to burst, but he had to force himself to restrain himself.

When the boy's body temperature dropped, he looked like he had just been fished out of the lake. Not to mention the cloth on his chest and back was soaked, even his hair was dripping with water, and his cheeks and ears were turning purple.Exhausting all his self-control to put back the boy's clothes one by one, he kissed him hard, and said in a hoarse voice, "Damn, you want to wipe yourself with strong wine when you get hot, are you deliberately seducing me? ? When you recover from your illness, I will treat you right away, and you won’t even be able to cry!”

Youshu was already in a coma, she heard her master talking dimly, nodded habitually, and even let out a soft snort.

Meng Changye's lower abdomen tightened, he bent down while cursing lowly, and sucked hard on the boy's red lips dripping blood from the heat, and sucked for a quarter of an hour before he let go.On the other side, Liu Wen also boiled the medicine and passed it in through the curtain. Hearing the sound of the general taking a sip by himself and then sipping it into the young man's mouth, he couldn't help but touch his forehead.If he really refused to let go of any chance to eat tofu, he had known him for so many years and never expected him to be such a general.

After tossing for half the night, the two fell asleep hugging each other.Unavoidable that the cold wind was blowing the pup, Meng Changye unbuttoned his clothes and wrapped him tightly. His two long legs clamped his lower body, and his two arms locked his upper body. He said something unpleasant, If the two of them died immediately in an accident, the boy could only be separated by amputating General Meng's limbs.

The next day, a piercing scream woke up everyone, and many birds on the tree flew away.Emperor Chun patted the general's shoulder angrily, "Meng Changye, you are not as good as a beast, you dare to belittle me, take your thing away, it is against me!"

Meng Changye looked at a pair of bloodshot turbid eyes, and immediately felt disgusted as if he had eaten a big feces. He quickly pushed the person out, fearing that he would be injured and he would be picked up again. Li scolded bad luck.Damn, when the pup wakes up, he must immediately remove Emperor Chun's soul, otherwise every time they lie down together, it will be replaced by another one the next day, who can bear it?