There's A Beauty

Emperor Chun was domineering and domineering for a while, and honest and honest for a while. Liu Wen had already sensed that something was wrong, but he didn't think much about it.But when the general asked, he vaguely realized that no matter how fickle a person is, his eyes will always remain the same.

However, Emperor Chun was different, his eyes were full of filth when he was flamboyant and domineering, no matter how beautiful he was, it was annoying; suddenly there was a moment of silence, those pupils were like the washed blue sky, sparkling and clear.At this time, he looked very timid and a little helpless, which was very pitiful.To be honest, there were a few times when Liu Wen felt that he had made a mistake, but he was not willing to blame him.

Seeing that the military advisor felt the same as himself, Meng Changye quickly asked, "You see it too?"

"General, I know that Emperor Chun is beautiful, and it's really painful to be well-behaved. A rough old man like you may have some thoughts when he sees it. But I want to warn you in advance that his appearance is likely to be fake, and the purpose is to Confuse us, and then take the opportunity to escape." Liu Wen fiddled with the bonfire with a stick, his face serious.The general seems to have been deluded.

"What if he's not pretending?" Meng Changye didn't give up.

"Let's see if it's just pretending. Anyway, there's no way for him to escape." Liu Wen threw the stick into the fire and burned it.

"Yes. His grandma's, even if he is pretending, as long as he is willing to pretend for a lifetime, I am willing to confess him. Don't you scholars have a saying called narrowness, what is narrowness?" Meng Changye scratched his head.

"The emperor is narrow to order the princes." Liu Wen completed it for him.

"Yes, that's the sentence. Lao Tzu will come up with a 'Zao Tianzi to make the princes', proclaim the emperor in his name, and then Lao Tzu will be the regent behind."

Liu Wen shook his head, "General, if you are arresting an ignorant and ignorant little prince who just came to power, it would be appropriate to do so. However, Emperor Chun has been in power for three years, and his reputation for cruelty has already spread, so you can proclaim him emperor in his name." I'm afraid I won't win the hearts of the people, it would be safer if I don't add a dragon robe and become king on the spot."

Meng Changye was silent.He understood that the military adviser's words were very reasonable, but he felt very unhappy in his heart.He had already separated Emperor Chun from Gou Zaier. What does Chundi's cruelty have to do with Gou Zaier?How unfair is the world to have to put these crimes on him?

Covered by thick beards, Liu Wen couldn't guess what the general was thinking for a while, so he had to turn his head to look at the treasure map.Just at this time, the porridge was ready, and a soldier knocked on the iron pot for everyone to serve.Chang Shun walked over tremblingly, cupped his hands and said, "General, it's time to eat, do you think you can tear the cloth strip out of the emperor's mouth?"

"Crap. He's no longer the emperor, so you should change his name, one emperor after another, I'll feel itchy." Meng Changye rolled his eyelids.

"Yes. That slave calls him master, do you think it's appropriate?" Chang Shun said again.

"As long as you don't call him the emperor, you can do whatever you want." Meng Changye took the porridge bowl from the soldier, took a few sips when the hunting team came back, and immediately walked over to help deal with wild deer, pheasants, hares and other things.

Chang Shun got the right words, and then cautiously went to the side of the pot, humbly ordered two bowls of porridge, and finally tore off the cloth strip from Emperor Chun's mouth, and fed it with a spoon.

Emperor Chun had to eat thousands of taels of silver for a meal, and only one dish of boiled cabbage had to be carefully simmered for several hours. How could he stand this kind of porridge made of sorghum, tartary buckwheat, and brown rice?He didn't eat in the morning, vomited all over the floor at noon, and didn't eat. At night, he was so hungry that his chest stuck to his back, but his poor appetite and delicate body couldn't hold the coarse food, so he vomited it out after barely eating two mouthfuls. .

"What the hell is this? Why is it like sand? It hurts my throat when I eat it? My throat is going to be worn out, so take it away and give me a bowl of green rice porridge!" Tongue out.

The Huwei army has been stationed in the northwest all year round. They drink cold wind, eat yellow sand, wear cold iron, and sleep on wooden boards. It can be said that they have gone through hardships.Especially for the sake of extravagance, Emperor Chun withheld their military pay year after year, so that countless brothers in the camp froze to death and starved to death.The food and grass that King Qinqin entered Jing had been saved for several years. They dared not waste a grain of rice on weekdays, so naturally they couldn't understand what Emperor Chun did.

This time, not only Liu Chuanshan was on fire, but the other lieutenants also had cold eyes, and they were about to walk over to teach the dog emperor a lesson, but they saw the general striding forward, holding a bloody dagger in his hand, looking very scary.Everyone gave way one after another, General Xindao wanted to do it himself!

Meng Changye really wanted to hang Emperor Chun up and give him a beating, but when he got close, seeing his pretty face, he couldn't do anything.Damn!Hitting him is equivalent to beating the pup, and when the pup wakes up, won't he also suffer the pain?

While cursing secretly, he took the bowl from Chang Shun's hand, and rudely scooped up a big mouthful of porridge and poured it into Emperor Chun's mouth.When Emperor Chun saw that he was holding a dagger, he thought he was going to stab himself, but seeing that he didn't do anything, not even scolded, just came to feed the porridge, he couldn't help but relax a lot.

As I said before, Emperor Chun is a master who does not shed tears when he sees the coffin. No matter how many times he is taught, he will not be taught. Once he finds out that you are soft-tempered, he will immediately kick his nose in the face.Faintly aware of how indulgent General Hu Wei was to him, he became presumptuous, took a mouthful of porridge and spat it on the opponent's face, shouting loudly, "I said I don't eat pig food! I want green rice porridge!"

Meng Changye wiped off the porridge water all over his face, and looked at Liu Wen with a very calm expression, "What is green rice porridge?"

"Bijaponica porridge is porridge made from Bijaponica rice." Liu Wen said slowly, "Bijaponica rice is originally produced in Yutian, Hebei Province. It is a tribute product. The grains are slender and slightly green. When it is cooked, it has a strange fragrance. There are poems praising it:' The color of spring deer is orchid green, and the rice is fragrant and red like lotus petals. People know that Kunlun is in the sky, and the green essence is different from the bottom.' It can be seen how delicious the porridge made from this green rice is."

Meng Changye nodded, and suddenly poured a bowl of porridge on Emperor Chun's face, cursing angrily, "I fought in the northwest, and even ate the corpses of my companions when I was dying of starvation. You fucking enjoy yourself in Beijing. Fish and meat people, are you happy? You still want to drink green rice porridge, I will let you drink enough!" After saying that, he waved his hand, and asked the soldiers to bring the bucket over and pour it over.Hitting can't be beaten, scolding can't be taught, so this method can only be used to deter.

It was approaching midwinter at this time, and the weather was very cold. Although the water had been boiled and was warm, it turned into ice slag after a while, which was more uncomfortable than pouring cold water directly.Emperor Chun only drenched a few ladles before crying and howling. After crying for a while, he passed out.This is no wonder for him, 16 years of rich clothes and good food have already turned him into a flower in the greenhouse. In the eyes of others, pouring a few ladles of water is just the slightest punishment, but to him it is like a storm.

A group of soldiers were dumbfounded, and sighed, "Is this dizzy? It's too fucking unbearable!" No wonder the general didn't move his fist. With the general's strength, he must have stabbed him to death with a single finger.

Everyone shook their heads and dispersed, but Liu Wen leaned close to the general, staring at the unconscious man with burning eyes, "General, let's see which Emperor Chun wakes up later."

"Emperor Chun is Emperor Chun, and puppies are puppies, so don't confuse them." Meng Changye frowned.

"Puppy? What nickname did you give him?" Liu Wen laughed, pointing at the man on the ground who was tied up and drenched, "I really want to see his expression when you call him that."

"Go away!" Meng Changye kicked him, and finally pointed at Chang Shun, "Come over here and change into clean clothes for him." After thinking about it, Emperor Chun's body is also the body of a puppy. Didn't the dead eunuch change his clothes and see all the pups?no!

"Go away too, I'll do it myself." He sent Chang Shun away, and carried the boy to a secret place to clean himself up. He wanted to play with his delicate fingertips and small feet and see his skin. Only then did Pan Bai realize that the weather was too cold and not suitable, so he hurriedly found out his clean clothes and put them on him in a hurry.

Carrying the man to the campfire to keep warm, he originally wanted to wrap him in his arms, but fearing that it would be the damn dog emperor who would wake up, Meng Changye had no choice but to put the man on the ground, covered him with a thin blanket, and picked up a Rabbit baked only with the skin on.Liu Wen sat on the other side, looking over and over with the treasure map in his hand, obviously stumped.It is really not easy for their team to make it to today. All the soldiers in the army are rough people. They have not studied for a few days.Fortunately, Liu Wen had enough brains, so he didn't bring everyone into the pit.

He looked at it for a long time but couldn't see why, and sighed, "General, you are actually very smart. You are good at martial arts. Why don't you like to practice calligraphy? If you are willing to read more books, your subordinates can also easily There are many. Look at this treasure map, you are the only one who has found the route, but what your subordinates see is a mess."

"What kind of books do I read? I am most impatient with reading and writing, especially the writing brush, which breaks as soon as I pinch it, and my hands are covered with ink, which can't be washed off for several days!" Meng Changye frowned and thought for a moment, then shook his head and said, "I'm looking for There is also a problem with the route out. After passing this ravine, there is no road ahead, if you follow the direction marked on the map, you have to jump off the cliff and fall to pieces.”

"Then hang it down slowly with a rope, and you have to follow the map, unless the map is fake." Speaking of this, Liu Wen glanced at Emperor Chun with a rather unkind look.

At this moment, Youshu woke up slowly, first feeling cold all over, then feeling empty in the stomach, cold and hungry, extremely uncomfortable.He lifted the thin blanket and saw his master sitting beside him, he quickly snuggled up, pulled one of his arms around his shoulders, and whispered into his arms, "It's so cold, so hungry!" He remembered falling asleep , it was already late at this time, and it was not surprising that the troops were stationed in camp.

Meng Changye sat stiffly, watching him for a long time before he relaxed, hugged him tightly naturally, pulled the thin blanket over to wrap him tightly, and said softly, "Drink a bowl of porridge to pad your stomach when you are hungry. The barbecue will be ready soon." Hua Luo waved to a soldier.

The soldier immediately brought over a bowl of porridge with an angry expression on his face.He really couldn't understand why the general who hated Emperor Chun just now hugged him in a blink of an eye?Although a beard covers his face, the tenderness in his eyes cannot be mistaken.Emperor Chun was even more abominable, he shamelessly took the initiative to get into the general's arms, how could pouring a few ladles of water turn him into a soft bone?No, Emperor Chun's bones were not hard.

Not to mention that the soldiers all looked sideways, even the lieutenants who had followed the general for the longest time couldn't figure out what his rules were.It was agreed that the treasure would be slaughtered, but it didn't look like this.What surprised them even more was that Emperor Chun, who was about to die after drinking a few mouthfuls of porridge, was now gulping and gulping. What did he do before?Need a beating?

Afraid that he would drink too quickly and stain his collar, Meng Changye held his chin with one hand and told him in a gentle voice, "Drink slowly, there will be more after you finish." Then he asked, "Is this porridge delicious?"

Youshu shook her head, "It's not delicious, but it's not bad. I've eaten something worse than this." Then he caressed his throat and said hesitantly, "Maybe it's my own problem. Obviously it's The rotten porridge made me feel very scratchy, probably because I slept too long."

But who is using this body while sleeping?You Shu had a vague guess, and tried to use her mental power to investigate, but found that her mental power had disappeared, leaving nothing behind!He was terrified in his heart, but he didn't show it on his face. Fortunately, Ziwei's imperial energy and golden light of merit were flowing in his limbs, which gave him a sense of security.

Where did the spiritual power go?He rubbed his chest, thoughtfully.

Meng Changye and Liu Wen looked at each other, feeling the same.Emperor Chun's previous appearance of rolling around was not fake, and the young man's calm and indifferent attitude after waking up was not pretending either. The more they looked, the less they looked the same.

"This porridge is made of coarse grains, so you won't be used to it. When you find the treasure, I'll ask someone to cook green rice porridge for you." Meng Changye learned and sold it now.

There was only a thud, and it turned out that a lieutenant had dropped his prey into the fire.He was so shocked that his hands and feet trembled slightly.Who was the one who half-dead people just because Emperor Chun wasted food?Why did he change his face in an instant?The person in front of him who offered to make porridge for Emperor Chun must not be his general!Could it be that some lonely ghost took over the general's body?

The rest of the people were also dumbfounded, either suspecting that they had heard it wrong, or that the general had been dropped.Only Liu Wen knew the inside story, so he couldn't help sighing.For Emperor Chun, he wanted to eat his flesh raw, but he was tender and caring for this dog, the general was obviously bewitched.

Youshu couldn't perceive the outside world when she was sleeping, so she didn't know that there was something wrong with her master's attitude, so she nodded naturally, "Okay, but just drink once in a while, don't drink all at once, it's too wasteful. Our money needs to Use it to build a city-state, appease the people, and recruit troops. Only when there are thousands of people returning to their hearts inside, and strong soldiers outside to resist insults, can the overall situation be determined."

Meng Changye felt relieved when he said "we", and became more and more sure that the pup is a pup and Emperor Chun is Emperor Chun.Look at Gou Zai'er, every word and every sentence is all for himself, and the words are naturally tied to him, this familiarity and tacit understanding cannot be pretended.He is willing to believe him. Of course, it doesn't matter even if he is fooled, as long as he is ordered to pretend for the rest of his life.

Liu Wen was [-]-[-]% skeptical at first, but now he is [-]-[-]% less skeptical. Gein's words are definitely not something that ignorant fool of Emperor Chun could have said.I think that when he was the number one scholar in high school, he met Emperor Chun at the Qionglin Banquet. A six-year-old child born in the royal family should have learned the Four Books and Five Classics long ago, but Emperor Chun couldn't read a single word. How do you pronounce the name "Ding Yi"?

The poor late emperor originally wanted him to recite the top three taboo names, but fortunately he showed his face in front of the ministers and workers, but he made a big fool of himself.Another year of offering sacrifices to heaven, he who had already been enthroned as the emperor stood on the stage with a prayer, groaning and scratching his ears and scratching his cheek for a while, but he remained silent for a long time. An eunuch came forward to ask and found out the words in the prayer. He didn't know any of them, which caused an uproar in the world.

How can such an idiot have such insights just now?Maybe he really wasn't pretending.Thinking of this, Liu Wen handed over the treasure map in his hand, and asked tentatively, "Ji Youshu, is this map real or fake? Why do I think we are going the wrong way?"

"What's the rush, we'll see after we finish eating." Meng Changye sliced ​​the roasted rabbit meat into slices, sprinkled salt on it, wrapped it in leaves, and stuffed it into You Shu's hands.

"Treasure hunting is important, so don't delay watching while eating." Youshu took a piece of meat, groaned and ate a few bites into her mouth, and began to chew carefully, fearing that her throat would be blocked.He took the map to check it, but thought in his heart: So I was called Ji Youshu in this life, and I took my master's surname.

Seeing his bulging cheeks and shiny lips, Meng Changye would stick out his tongue to lick the corners of his mouth from time to time, laughing loudly, "You look more like a puppy when you eat."

Youshu, who had been a son of a bitch for several years, quickly lowered her head and scratched her ears to hide her embarrassing expression.But the master can call it whatever he likes, and he didn't object. After swallowing the rabbit meat, he muttered, "You really went wrong. The real map is not the route above, but the cloud pattern below. No, it's more accurate. In other words, the two should be combined into one to find the right place."

"What did you say?" Liu Wen was shocked.This map is three feet long and is framed like a painting. On the top are mountains, rivers, and roads, and on the bottom are cloud and water patterns for the background. It is densely packed, layered on top of each other, and colorful, and there is really no abnormality. .

Liu Wen grabbed the map and looked at it again and again, but made himself dizzy.The rest of the lieutenants sneered, "Don't fucking talk nonsense! These messy things below are maps? You can point out a route for us to see! If you can't point it out, believe it or not, we will kill you?"

"He is already a member of this seat. Whether he lives or dies is up to this seat. Be careful what you say." Meng Changye threw away the rabbit meat in his hand, his face full of anger.

Hey, even this stupid and cruel dog emperor can talk about it, isn't your taste too strong, General?Everyone was startled, but they didn't dare to speak when they met his sharp gaze like a knife, so they had to stare fiercely at Emperor Dog a few times.

Although Youshu didn't feel any pain or itching, in order to increase her master's favorability, she slipped into his arms, and lightly bumped her forehead against his shoulder a few times.This appearance was very much like a spoiled puppy nestling in the arms of its owner, which made Meng Changye's heart soften like mud.He stroked the boy's hair heavily, and said in a deep voice, "Don't be afraid, just say what you have to say, I'll cover you."

Liu Wen finally gave up, returned the picture, and asked for advice, "Ji Youshu, give me some pointers, I really can't understand this picture."

"This is a three-dimensional map, which requires special techniques to break through." Seeing Liu Wen open his mouth, he quickly waved his hand, "Don't ask me what a three-dimensional map is. With your knowledge, even if I explain it to you, you won't understand it. .”

This is really arrogant, but coupled with his indifferent expression, it is convincing for no reason.Liu Wen was suspicious, and felt more and more that this person in front of him was mysterious and had nothing to do with that idiot Emperor Chun.Moreover, it is not difficult to see from his words and deeds that he is quite confident in his knowledge. If he is allowed to pretend to be crazy and foolish, so that the country is ruined and his family is destroyed, it should be a shame and shame for him, and he cannot bear it.

While thinking wildly, the young man raised the painting, put his index finger in front of the tip of his nose, and said, "Look away, look at the cloud pattern behind my fingers, focus on it, and take your time."

Liu Wen unknowingly became cross-eyed, which made Youshu chuckle, "I told you not to look at my fingers, but go over to look at the painting."

Meng Changye stared at the dimple on his cheek for a long time, his eyes were extremely bright.The rest of the lieutenants saw that he was serious about it, so they came over out of curiosity and took a closer look.Oh my god, dizziness!But after a while, several people lay down covering their eyes, and others confirmed that the picture was fake, everyone was deceived by the dog emperor!

When Liu Chuanshan drew out his saber and was about to attack, Liu Wen exclaimed, "Look, I saw it! This picture has surfaced! Why?" The eyes are actually convex, and shaped like a mountain range.

"This is Panlong Mountain." The master once ruled the world in his previous life, so Youshu naturally saw the complete map of mountains and rivers, and recognized the terrain almost at a glance.He superimposed the upper picture on the lower one, took an unburned stick, marked the correct route with arrows, and said, "Looking at it this way, does the route match the terrain?"

"Yes, yes, it matches! God, who drew this picture? It's so ingenious!" Liu Wen rubbed his sore eyes and marveled, "If I hadn't got your advice, I would have been right I've been pondering on this picture for a lifetime, but I can't figure out anything! General, take a look too!"

Meng Changye looked proudly, took the picture and looked at it for a while, and found clues, and then handed it over to his subordinates.The rest of the people were rough and rough, and in addition to the dark sky and the swaying bonfire, they watched for several hours without any results, but they did not dare to doubt the judgment of the general and military adviser, so they had to wait until dawn tomorrow morning.

In the gap between howling and rubbing their eyes, Liu Wen said in a low voice, "Brother Ji, there seem to be two people living in your body, don't you feel it?"

Sure enough!Youshu reflexively looked at the master, and seeing the other nod slightly, the wooden stick in his hand dropped.One body with two souls?Which wicked ghost did the wicked thing!