There's A Beauty

Youshu immediately accepted the master's explanation, but after thinking about it again, she felt wrong, and asked tangledly, "I fell into the cesspit, why is only the head and face filthy?"

Meng Changye paused slightly. He was racking his brains to figure out how to prevaricate, when he suddenly realized, "Yes, I must have fallen in headfirst, so I only dirty my head and face. Fortunately, fortunately! No wonder you just put I pressed it into the water, so it was cleaning me. Thank you!"

Facing the clear and grateful eyes of the young man above, no matter how ruthless Meng Changye was, he felt a little uncomfortable now, and felt even more amused secretly.He didn't say anything yet, this person just filled in the details before and after, and he also tried his best to think about the best, it's really simple.Even knowing that this might be a trick by Emperor Chun deliberately pretending to be crazy in order to escape, he still couldn't bear it.

Youshu didn't know the master's struggle at all, and knowing that he was not torturing herself, her gloomy heart instantly cleared up, and she was about to strike up a few more words with him to increase her goodwill, but when she opened her mouth, she smelled a foul smell, and immediately retched .

Could it be that he drank a few mouthfuls of feces when he fell into the cesspit?Thinking about it this way, he vomited even more violently, a stream of sour water gushed out of his throat, and spat into the grass.

Meng Changye backed away reflexively, and was about to pinch his nose, but found that what he spit out this time was just ordinary bile, without the intoxicating stench.what on earth is it?Could it be that the eyes have become clearer, and the internal organs are also clean, as clean as before?

While thinking about it, Youshu had regained her strength. After pawing in the grass for a long time, she finally dug out a few Houttuynia cordata, washed the mud and sand with the river water, stuffed it into her mouth, chewed eagerly, five or six at a time, and then He took a breath out of the palm of his hand, and smelled it himself, and finally the smell was gone.

"General, I'm done, we can go." Youshu's cheeks flushed and she was at a loss for losing such a clown in front of her master.

Meng Changye held him under his arm, slowly climbed up the official road, and asked casually, "How do you know Houttuynia cordata? I thought you pampered royals didn't even know what cabbage and radish looked like."

With her head down and her head a little congested, she flopped her limbs like a puppy, and replied in a muffled voice, "General, if you let me down, I can walk by myself. As long as it is edible, I know everything. Not the kind of idiot you imagine."

He wanted to flaunt himself, but he accidentally poked Meng Changye's heart and lungs, causing the other party to sneer, and patted his elastic butt hard, "You are not the idiot I imagined? Then tell me, Jin Guo How did it perish? How did the people rebel? How did the world fall into chaos?"

Youshu wants to know the answer more than anyone else.If it were him in the past, at most he could only do scientific research in the laboratory, not to mention governing the country.But with his master for four generations, he also learned a lot of emperor's skills under his influence, and he dare not say to rule the world, but there is absolutely no problem in making the Jin country into a peaceful and prosperous age.

However, there seems to be a heaven and a hell between reality and ideal.The state of Jin has perished, the people have rebelled, and the world is in chaos. All of this stems from Emperor Chun's incompetence.Youshu thought and thought, but still couldn't get back those lost memories, but this body was clearly her own again.He was burning with worry, but he didn't dare to show it, and said tentatively, "General, if I told you that I didn't know what you said, would you believe me? I just woke up the day you slapped me, and I didn't feel like I did before." memory."

Meng Changye's eyes flashed, but he didn't answer. He put him down when he walked to the official road, and ordered, "Pick a horse and ride it, we have to hurry."

"Your Majesty, come and ride this horse. This one is female and more docile. The servant will sit behind you to protect you from falling." The eunuch hurried up to meet her.

Youshu was not picky either. She stepped on the horse and fell off with a howl.pain!The inner thigh hurt like a heart, as if a fire was burning violently, and when the eyes were black, it seemed that the crackling sound of flesh and flesh could be heard.

"Just now I thought he was being obedient, but I didn't expect him to act again in the blink of an eye." Liu Chuanshan stepped forward with a sneer, wanting to give Emperor Dog a good leg, telling him to know how powerful he is, but the general grabbed his arm with great force, making him He almost cried out in pain.

"The inner sides of his legs are worn out, not just pretending." Meng Changye pulled Liu Chuanshan away and stepped forward to check.

Youshu clutched her crotch and groaned, a lot of cold sweat unknowingly broke out on her forehead.This body is too delicate, it looks like a block of tofu, it will hurt if touched lightly, and the pain is very strong, it was obviously not like this before.Seeing his master's brows furrowed tightly and his face showing impatience, he forced himself to get up, gasped and promised, "It hurts too much, I'll take it easy. I, I'll get on the horse right away." Then he stepped on the pedal , trying to flip up.

Meng Changye reached out and picked up the young man in mid-air back into his arms, his tone was ferocious, but his eyes showed a bit of softness and helplessness, "Forget it, you can't ride a horse like this, if you fall off the horse's back and break If you lose your leg, you will have to delay your trip again."

Putting the man sideways on his horse's back and protecting him in his arms, he waved his hands and shouted, "Let's go!" The two thousand elites agreed in unison, and gradually moved away in the dusty sky.

Sitting on the side does not rub the roots of the thighs, which is indeed much more comfortable.Youshu let out a long breath, habitually burrowed into his master's arms, and very consciously lifted half of his skirt, covered his mouth and nose, to avoid the invasion of cold wind and blowing sand, then went around with one hand, and hugged him tightly. The master has a thin waist.

Is this posture too natural?Meng Changye raised his eyebrows, intending to make the horse cross a ravine to scare him, but he saw that his eyelids were half-lidded, as if he was so tired that he softened for no reason.And to be honest, he really likes this person huddled into a small ball and crawled into his arms, like a puppy who loves his master, he looks very cute and cute.

But what happened between him and Emperor Chun?How did it change?Thinking of this, Meng Changye asked casually, "Do you know where the Queen Mother is now?"

Um?Do I still have a mother?Youshu's drowsiness disappeared, and she said in a very troubled manner, "I really don't remember. You slapped me when I woke up, and then I started on my way. You didn't find the queen mother? Maybe she has already escaped."

The Empress Dowager clearly hanged herself in the Palace of Compassion and Ning, Emperor Chun saw this with his own eyes, how could he not know?Either this person is indeed a different individual from Emperor Chun, or he is pretending to be crazy and foolish, trying to escape when he relaxes his vigilance.It has to be said that he really grasped Meng Changye's weakness, and there was absolutely nothing in this appearance that did not suit Meng Changye's wishes, as if he had walked out of his charming but vague dreams.

If he doesn't change back to the violent and dull appearance of Emperor Chun, Meng Changye is willing to keep him even if he is pretending, and offer him delicious food and drink, as long as he is willing to pretend for a lifetime.

Seeing that the master didn't answer for a long time, Youshu obviously didn't believe herself, so she couldn't help but feel a little discouraged. Instead, she remembered the scar on his face, and quickly grabbed his sleeve and asked, "How did you get the scar on your face?"

Meng Changye never talked about this matter with others, but for some reason, under the gaze of the boy Xiji, he couldn't help but confided, "I was an orphan, and I wandered the streets since I was a child, begging after beggars with a broken bowl. You don’t know, beggars have their own territory, and if you cross the line, both sides will fight. That year my hometown was hit by a disaster, and there were more and more beggars on the street, and some landlords gave money on the side of the road. Congee, in order to get the porridge to drink, everyone’s eyes were red, and somehow a fight broke out. I was young and weak, and I was dragged by someone to block the knife, leaving this scar."

Youshu's eyes were flushed when she heard this, and she knew that if it wasn't for herself, the master wouldn't have to suffer these pains.He is Ziwei Emperor Star, who should have sat in the temple to receive the worship of all people, or even lived in the heavenly palace, overlooking the vicissitudes of life.It was he who pulled him into the quagmire and turned him into an ordinary person struggling in the mortal world.

For a while he was heartbroken, and for a while he felt so guilty that he choked up and couldn't speak.

Meng Changye noticed that his chest was wet and warm. When he looked down, he couldn't help laughing, "There's no need to cry, it's long gone. People think my scar is from fighting on the battlefield." , I am in awe of me. My brothers are all bandits who fell into bandits with me back then. If it weren’t for the scar on my face that made them think that I was a murderous and ruthless character, I couldn’t be restrained. The place. Speaking of it, I was also a blessing in disguise, men don't need to have too pretty faces, otherwise they won't be easy to mess around with."

As if thinking of something, he wiped away the teardrops from the corners of the boy's eyes with his fingertips, and whispered in his ear, "Of course you are different. I only care about your beautiful face. For it, I can barely keep you."

Youshu looked up, her face full of surprise.Master is teasing himself?Or is it implying something?He, he wouldn't want to make himself his confinement, would he?That seems like a good idea?

Seeing the young man frowning and biting his lips, as if tangled in fear, Meng Changye immediately changed the subject, "I'm joking with you, don't take it seriously."

Youshu hugged his arm tentatively, and Ai Ai Qiqi said, "If you promise not to kill me, I'll warm your bed." Yes, that's it!Finally found the correct way to attack the master!As a king of subjugation, don't you have to be a slave to the rebel general?It's all in the novels.

Before the Three Views were finalized, she read too many books without restriction. Youshu is actually a master with no integrity and no lower limit, but she has never had the opportunity to show it before.Even a black-hearted and ruthless person like Meng Changye was taken aback by his words, and almost fell off his horse.

"You, you, you, you, do you know what you're talking about?" He tried his best to make his tone a little more fierce, and his expression a little more ferocious. Fortunately, the beard on his face was very thick, which covered his suddenly flushed cheeks.

It was just a joke at first, but he didn't expect the topic to go deep into this level. Looking at the shy but eager-eyed boy in his arms, Meng Changye found shamefully that he had reacted. What's worse, in order to alleviate The burden of the horse, he has already taken off the armor.

so awkward!But it's unbearable!Now how to do?When Meng Changye turned 25, he understood for the first time what it was like to be "at a loss."

Youshu's ass was pressed against a hard object, and the scene of being entangled with her master involuntarily appeared in her mind.His body also started to feel hot. He wanted to move forward, but somehow he sat back. The reaction of his body was too faithful to betray the deepest desire in his heart.If that's the case, what's the hypocrisy?Becoming a concubine can not only save one's life, but also get close to the master, and then earn his favor bit by bit in daily life, so as to become a married couple. This is the best way to achieve both.

Youshu immediately nodded, "I know what I'm talking about. When you find the treasure, I'm useless. I'm sure you'll kill someone to silence me? As long as you spare my life, I can do anything." Twisting his buttocks and rubbing back, he said in a low voice, "If you want me to help you warm the bed, that's fine."

Meng Changye was so rubbed that he almost groaned, looking down at the young man's fair neck so close, he wished he could take a bite.This dog emperor is willing to sell everything in order to survive, he has no shame at all!Even so, he was still moved.Extremely tempting, can not suppress!

"Okay, this is what you said, and you can't go back on it!" He tightened his grip on the young man's slender waist, pressed him into his arms, then raised his whip, and ran away.

The road is not smooth, and the bumps are even more severe when sitting on horseback. Ordinary people can't bear it long ago, but Meng Changye enjoys it, and increases his strength again and again, hugging the boy even tighter. tight.After passing the rugged mountain road and on the gentle official road, he slowed down instead, caressing the young man's thin back again and again, with a satisfied smile on his lips.

I don't know how many years I slept, and my body became weak. Youshu felt a little uncomfortable. When she smelled the musky scent coming from her crotch, she felt ashamed. She didn't dare to look at the master's expression. She closed her eyes and pretended to be herself. Fell asleep.However, with the lock closed, he actually fell asleep and didn't wake up until sunset.

Emperor Chun woke up and found himself sitting in the arms of General Huwei, the other's strong arms were still tightly wrapped around his waist, a little painful, and a little stuffy, he shouted quickly, "Bastard, let me go! Oh, I remember Oh, did you want to drown me before? Well, Meng Changye, you are not authentic. You are ready to cross the river and demolish the bridge when you get the treasure map? Let me tell you, without the blood of the Ji family, you can’t open the underground palace at all. door!"

Meng Changye lowered his eyes and met a pair of cloudy eyes, feeling nauseated for no reason.

"Fuck you! Why has it changed again!" He quickly let go of Emperor Chun as if he was being burned, with deep worry pouring out of his eyes.After repeated probing, he was sure that the well-behaved and docile boy like a puppy just now was by no means the person in front of him.The transitions between them seemed to be traceable, as soon as one fell asleep or passed out, the other appeared.But it doesn't have to be the case, maybe one day that person will become Emperor Chun and he will never change back.

"Go away, Lao Tzu!" He threw Emperor Chun off the horse, and was afraid of hurting the pup's body, so he bent down and grabbed his belt at the last moment when Emperor Chun fell to the ground, and lifted it up to stabilize it.

The tip of Emperor Chun's nose was still half an inch away from the rough ground, if it fell, he would be hit hard and bloody.After standing still, he patted his chest absentmindedly, and finally calmed down.Meng Changye pointed at him with a horsewhip, and said in a deep voice, "Since I promised to save your life, I won't break my word. But you have to understand that if you don't know good from bad and break your promise first, it will be easy for me to kill you. Open Does the underground palace need your blood? That's simple, just kill you and leave a few bags of blood, and I can enter naturally."

The eunuch supported his forehead, feeling desperate for his master's stupidity, but the two thousand elites all clamored, shouting "Kill him".

Emperor Chun was so frightened that his face paled, his legs and feet gave way, and he knelt on the ground, begging, "General, please forgive me, I know I was wrong, and I will not make trouble anymore!" As if thinking of something, he jumped up and shouted, "No! This is not right! How do you know whether you need the blood of the living or the dead to open the underground palace? Since it is a treasure left to the descendants of the royal family, the final treasure house must be opened by the descendants themselves? There are many secret passages and traps in it, and things happen every moment Unexpectedly, instead of killing me to fight for an unknown, you might as well keep my life to be sure! Do you think I am right?"

That's right.Military advisor Liu Wen secretly winked at the general.

Meng Changye's face was longer than that of a horse, and when he saw this man doing all kinds of obscene actions with his dog's body and face, he was so annoyed that he wanted to kill someone.The puppy begs for mercy, but he will never show his ugly face. He is timid, but he is not humble; he is quiet, but he is straightforward;

He grabbed Emperor Chun by the collar, lifted him up, and said slowly, "You are very fateful, do you know that? If it wasn't for... I would have killed you already!" After saying those words, he left with a whip.

Emperor Chun knew that he had escaped a catastrophe, and immediately collapsed on the ground, and it took a long time to get up.The eunuch put him on the horse's back and sat sideways, and slowly followed the team. After walking two miles, he suddenly patted his forehead and said, "Chang Shun, was it me who said that?"

"You said it." The eunuch was also surprised.He never expected that the emperor would be so quick-witted and saved his life under the knife of Huo Yanluo.

"I really said it?" Emperor Chun said happily after repeated confirmation three or four times, "Chang Shun, I seem to be much smarter, what do you think?"

Just this once.The eunuch slandered in his heart, but didn't show it on his face, and agreed with him.After walking another two miles, Emperor Chun felt that the crotch of his trousers was chilly and sticky. He touched it with his hand, smelled it, and said in disbelief, "Chang Shun, I, I seem to have vented!"

How can it be?Chang Shun was about to shake his head when he realized it, but suddenly he smelled a familiar yet unfamiliar smell, and his eyes suddenly widened.Really!The emperor is obsessed with women on the surface, but his body doesn't work at all.The Empress Dowager often talked about it when she was here, saying, "It's the Ai family who killed my son and so on." If she knew about it, she would be ecstatic, right?It's a pity it's too late!

"I vented! I'm a man! I'm a real man!" Emperor Chun didn't think it was too late, raised his hands to the sky and shouted.

Everyone turned to look at him with inexplicable expressions, except Meng Changye, who almost fell off his horse.He knew what the former sentence meant, because it was his handwriting, and he was still thinking about it now, so what happened to the latter sentence?Wasn't Emperor Chun a man before?

He circled back and asked, "What are you calling?"

"No, nothing!" Emperor Chun was most afraid of General Huwei, and immediately shrugged his shoulders like a quail.

"If you don't explain clearly, I'll cut your throat and let the blood out. Why can't I bet on being able to sit in this position today?" Meng Changye raised his whip to whip, but he was worried about scratching the pretty face of the puppet. Time is very angry.If Emperor Chun could be killed without hurting this body, he would do it without saying a word.

Emperor Chun's neck became colder and colder, but he was too embarrassed to explain in front of everyone, so he had to let Chang Shun ride his horse over and talk about his hidden illness in a low-key manner.

Meng Changye raised one eyebrow, and there was something extremely fiery, explicit, and joyful in his gaze.Emperor Chun's scalp was numb when he saw him, and he felt as if he had been stripped naked even though he was wearing clothes, so he quickly hugged his shoulders and hid in Changshun's arms.

"What are you doing so close? Ride your horse well and sit up straight!" Meng Changye beat Emperor Chun's arm with a whip, then looked at Chang Shun again, and warned, "Let him learn to ride a horse by himself. If I see you Still hugging him, I chopped off your hand!"

The two dared not disobey, and they answered yes again and again.Emperor Chun was really afraid of General Huwei, the king of Hades, so he slowly learned how to ride under Chang Shun's instruction. When he arrived at the camping place, he was able to walk a distance by himself holding the reins.He twisted his sore butt and slid off the horse, looked around, and couldn't help but start talking, "We live here at night? There is no roof to keep out the wind, no blankets to cover the body? I can't, I don't live here, I want to sleep Bed, I need to take a shower, I need to change clothes!"

"Shut up!" Even Liu Wen, who has the best temper, was offended by him, and he just slapped him when he shook his hand.

Meng Changye couldn't stop it in time, seeing a slap mark quickly appearing on Emperor Chun's face, his heart tightened.Although he is also very annoyed, as long as he thinks that the puppy is also in this body, he is reluctant to move a finger of Emperor Chun.Emperor Chun is worthy of being the king of a subjugated country, and he can be called a typical example of not shedding tears when he sees the coffin. He just taught him a lesson, and he can forget all about it when he turns his face, and then his old habits sprout.Hitting and scolding didn't work, so Meng Changye thought about it and tied him up with a soft cowhide rope and gagged him, so that he would be quiet.

"Very good, that's how we should deal with him!" Liu Wen spat, and then asked the general to take out the treasure map, and everyone studied it carefully.Emperor Chun couldn't count on it, not to mention the terrain and route, he couldn't even read the characters on the map, and he didn't know how the Taifu taught him.

Meng Changye took advantage of the time when everyone was looking at the pictures and whispered to Liu Wen, "Do you think there is such a situation in the world, where two different people live in one body, and they change every time they wake up?"

"Yes! I have seen it." Liu Wen nodded firmly, "But it is actually a disease, a disease in the brain."

"Can you find a way to cure it and keep only one of them?" Meng Changye's eyes flickered.

"It can't be cured. General, what are you talking about..." Liu Wen's eyesight is extraordinary, his wisdom is close to that of a monster, and he obviously saw the clue, and stretched out his fingertips to point at the wriggling Emperor Chun.