[Comprehensive British and American] Daily life of a data balancer

Batman looked around, satisfied to see that no one dared to look at him, everyone was sitting on the chair, not daring to breathe.

The entire conference hall was silent.

So Batman withdrew his gaze in satisfaction, and started today's post-war criticism meeting.

He put the video records left during today's battle on the big screen, and summarized them frame by frame.

"Green light."

"Hey!" Kyle, who was named, was in the same mood as a teacher who counted the last few scores to himself when the exam was summed up, and he almost jumped up in fright.

"Can you tell me why you always have a steady interval of six seconds between every action?" Batman's deep voice was much more terrifying than that of the class teacher, with a hint of impatience.

"I'm sorry." Kyle had no choice but to apologize.Recently, he played a lot with Green Lantern in the game, and he was always used to pinch the cd to play skills, which caused him to forget that he was a real Green Lantern, and he could always be brilliant with some energy.

"Come on, Bat, the green light didn't make any mistakes today, but Kyle, since when did you start learning how Hal turned into an airplane?" The Flash sat facing Kyle and Mina, watching him shivering, and felt the need to replace this junior. Get over it, make a harmless joke and get this over with.

Kyle smiled because of this, and the topic Barry talked about was also very embarrassing. Usually, when using lamp rings to materialize something, he didn't think too much about it, and always prioritized the things he was used to, which also made everyone The use of lamp rings has its own characteristics.

Kyle selfishly felt that he would come up with a plane today must be because he clicked the big move of plane too many times when playing games.

Min was right, he should switch to a different hero.

Just as Barry thought, Batman's attention was diverted from Green Lantern, and he pointed his finger at Flash. "What's the matter with your move that slows Doomsday on the battlefield, explain."

The Flash, who was on fire, couldn't help shaking, sat up a little bit, and opened his mouth to stumble and explain, "This is my new move. It is to speed up by stealing other people's kinetic energy. Side effects...a sudden inspiration just a few days ago...I didn't expect the effect to be good."

From the low air pressure that Batman continued to emit, Flash judged that he must have superimposed the snake and said something wrong, he quickly closed his mouth, and looked at the other party carefully.

"Haven't been engaged in a formal battle yet." Batman interpreted his words word by word, extremely stern, "That means there is an unknown danger."

"Er...not that exaggerated..." The Flash snapped his mouth shut at Batman's warning gaze.

"We'll test it." This time it was Superman who spoke.

In view of the fact that today's operation to capture Doom Day went very smoothly and there were no casualties, the chairman of the good old man of the alliance adhered to the consistent attitude of making peace in the meeting, trying to downplay the conflict.

Yet once again, he underestimated Batman's rage and set himself on fire.

Batman turned to him for a second, and that sharp gaze seemed to turn into a sharp knife that pierced his heart, and then something even more terrifying happened. Batman's disguised smoker sneered twice. .

Superman's heart was full of alarm bells, and he quickly reviewed his entire life, confessed everything he had done wrong, and typed seven or eight manuscripts, including but not limited to kneeling on the spot to apologize.

Then everyone saw Batman turn around, adjust the battle image on the big screen, and switch to Superman.

In the picture, Superman is floating in the air, watching Doomsday run amok on the main road, rushing all the way to the headquarters of the Daily Planet, unstoppable, sweeping away all the cars blocking the road.Superman was overwhelmed by this, catching those flying cars one by one, trying to handle them gently so as not to cause secondary injuries to the people in the cars.

Cyborg and The Flash on the road were helpless.Seeing that Doomsday shattered the huge giant in front of the Daily Planet

At the base of the statue, he lifted the stone globe and was about to smash it into the building. Superman shouted from the air in a hurry: "Hey grandson! What's coming at me!"

Batman pressed pause here, then rewinded the video and played Superman's yelling again, then rewinded and replayed, and so on, turning a battle video into a ghost video.

Superman was embarrassed at the moment.I can't blame him. His good partner Jimmy is addicted to a new game these days and can't help himself. Every time he takes advantage of his lunch break to play two games, he always mutters. Blasphemy...

Speaking of which, he has to blame himself. He shouldn’t have given Jimmy the two carnival tickets that Diana gave him. If Jimmy didn’t go, he wouldn’t get the activation code for the game. If he didn’t get The activation code, Clark won't be forced to watch him play the game for a week and then be brainwashed by the taunting voice in the game...

"Pfft." The sudden laughter in the silence of the audience was so abrupt that everyone turned their heads to look for the source of the sound.

Shazam, who was sitting at the back of the long table, was busy looking for paper towels to wipe the water sprayed on the table at the moment, when he saw everyone turned their heads to look at him, he couldn't help but stop what he was doing.

Batman's gloomy voice fully shows that he is very unhappy now. "Do you have any insights, Shazam."

However, Shazam himself was young and had only been in the league for a short time, so he didn't get the point where Batman wanted him to shut up, and honestly said, "I think he's taunting well, and he managed to attract Doomsday's full attention. "

This is the point that makes Batman most desperate. Although Superman's speech like a comedian has countless slots, Doomsday still turned to him at the first time, like a dog that has been hungry for three days and rushed when it saw a bone. past.

——Emotions, I have to thank Doomsday for saving Superman's face.

As soon as Batman remembered the embarrassment of the scene at that time, Louis Lane held up the microphone and recorded Superman's stupid appearance, and he felt a headache as if ten clowns were tap dancing on his head.

"Everyone is tired, how about today's summary?" When Batman was caught in the contradiction of whether it would be useful to take out kryptonite and destroy Superman to restore the alliance's image, or quickly buy the Planet Daily to stop everyone's mouths, Superman Said carefully.

However, Batman was so deep in his own thoughts that he didn't hear Superman's system at all. Superman didn't object when he saw him, he waved his hand behind him, and after a second, everyone ran away like a bird and a beast. net.

When Batman came back to his senses, he found that the only thing left in the conference room was the old god who was caught in the data stream and brushed the superman's ghost animal video on the Internet, unable to extricate himself and didn't know that the meeting had ended.

"Wake up." Batman walked over and patted Cyborg's shoulder with his gloved hand.

The latter came back to his senses in such a shock, and immediately faced Batman's face.blurted out "I ain't I ain't I ain't nothing."

"..." Bruce was at a loss for what the other party said, and raised his eyebrows in the helmet suspiciously, but the steel bone could only see his gloomy helmet.

And the steel bone who looked around and found that the person had run away was even more guilty. He wiped his face and whispered, "Listen to my explanation..."

"Superman's words and deeds today are quite detrimental to the image of the alliance. I need you to find a way to delete that video from the surveillance." Batman cut off his words, as if after careful consideration.

"...Oh." Cyborg took a second to understand what he was talking about, and then took another three seconds to re-dive into the data stream to check, and then came back dejectedly to report, "I'm afraid it won't work."

"why?"

"The video of today's fight has been circulating on the Internet."

"???"

Staring at Batman's silent gaze, Cyborg manipulated the large screen to project a part of it.The editor has re-edited this battle video, added narration and background music, and the hit rate on the Internet has exceeded [-].

Batman watched the video silently. The picture is of small movie quality. The shaking is so severe that it looks like it was shot by a mobile phone. The post-production is not ambiguous at all. When each hero makes a move, it is accompanied by the name of the move and the damage. and blood bars.

The barrage was also enjoyable for a while and it was inexplicable: [666's big trick is the slowdown time zone instead of the lightning of super speed force] [upstairs, do you have any dissatisfaction with the slowdown time zone? 】【Real heroes need to order Speed ​​Force to face the anus! 】【Superman used skills to taunt Doomsday. 】【Why is my Superman frozen breath not so imba!Begging to be strengthened @瓶油爸爸] [Seeking to be strengthened +1] [Fuck, are you insane? Superman is so strong and still need to be strengthened? ! 】

"They may be talking about the latest game, the one we authorized the image of." Cyborg explained cautiously.

But Batman didn't make any comments on this, he watched the mountain of game discussion barrage rolling in front of his eyes without moving, then turned his head and strode away.

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That's why President Shi Carnival received the ticket but the master didn't, because the alliance sent it to Dachao, and Dachao gave it away after changing hands...

And girls, I think you may have misunderstood Shi Chuanqi. In fact, Shi Chuanqi has a good temper. He was really arrogant as a doctor in the early years, but later he became a good teacher. The performance in the movie is also good. Do you use actors? The characters from the previous drama were brought in. . .