[Comprehensive British and American] Daily life of a data balancer

The character of Iron Man circled around Captain America twice, and heard the voice of Captain America on a motorcycle: You are the smartest person I know, Iron Man, I'm sure you will find a way .

And Iron Man replied: I can't do anything half as good as being by your side.

Li Min: "Damn it, would Metatron dare to write such a basic dialogue?"

Charlie, who is in the same team as Li Min and holds Superman, is casual. "I remember that Metatron is only in charge of the main plot. The dialogue between the characters seems to be that Alfie is in charge of the Zhenglian, and Peter is in charge of the Avengers."

Li Min: "Didn't you see that Peter has such a girlish fan in his heart?"

Peter, who was sitting in the lonely row alone, felt wronged, but he could only pretend he didn't hear it with his earphones on. He couldn't say that he had heard such a conversation between Iron Man and Captain America.

At the same time, a Batman next to him came up to Charlie and quickly triggered a dialogue with related characters

Batman: If Superman wanted to, he could run me into concrete with super speed, but I know how he thinks, he has a big weakness, it's deadly... he's a good guy at heart...

Superman: You too, Batman.

Charlie: "...Damn it."

This is the first day of the game's A-test, everything looks good, there is no traffic flooding the server, and there is no particularly big bug feedback, everything is going smoothly, although some people on the Internet are scolding the way the A-test qualification is obtained, but Li Min Ignore them, only diehard players will jump in anger when they encounter such a situation, and they will come back one by one during the beta test.

In this α test, they produced a total of 12 heroes, 6 from each of the two camps, and the three places other than the Big Three of the two standard alliances were all selected according to the results of the players. The Justice League was Superman, Batman, and Wonder Woman. Green Lightning and Cyborg, and the Avenger is Captain America Iron Man Thor Hulk Black Widow Red Witch.

As a production team, of course each of them has a beta test account.But not everyone just wants to play. Li Min is currently taking Charlie and kidnapping Kyle and three people, driving a tricycle in the company office to test map bugs and matching.Because they used many different characters in the test and pointed out the dialogue between many different characters, Li Min suddenly found that the plots of her copywriting had no lower limit than she expected.

——Look at the conversations between these related characters... Hehe.

Li Min thought so, took off her headset and shouted to the person behind her, "Kyle, put down the green light for me, you have been playing this hero for a day!!! If you choose me again, you will replace the green light tomorrow!"

"I won't choose, I won't choose!" Kyle raised his hands, but his tone didn't sound so willing. "Then what should I choose? Captain America?"

"Choose and choose! Play whatever you want! Just have fun!" Li Min replied like this, and was once full of confidence that he could motivate his teammates.

Two 10 minutes later.

"Kyle, your geometry is really not that good." Li Min was lost in thought as she looked at the big screen showing 'defeat'. This was her first defeat in a game all night. The worst time without cooperation, he pushed the bloody enemy back to the tower and saved his life.

The positioning of Captain America is a skillful combat hero. The main damage skill is to throw his shield, which bounces every time it hits a person or building, and the level 6 talent is a skill that stacks bouncing damage.

"It's really not that good...Did you forget that I copied your pass in the high math test?"

"That's really not that good. I passed my math exams by bribing the teacher." Li Min suddenly realized and nodded. "...Then you should not choose this one in the future."

"Then what should I choose?" Kyle's voice became even more depressed. He couldn't choose his own life or his idol. What's the difference between him and a salted fish.

Li Min thought for a while and answered, "Why don't you be a superman at the beginning, and just go up and mock without thinking."

Kyle: ...do you now know that Superman is brainless?

Another ten minutes passed.

Kyle, who won the MVP: "Fuck Superman is such a fun hero."

Steve was training with Tony, he made a gesture, the guns and ammunition in the training ground stopped, he put down his shield, looked at the girl looking at the door, and asked friendlyly, "What's the matter, Wang?" Da?"

"It's nothing, I just want to see your training." Wanda looked around the training ground in a panic before returning to the captain.

And the captain spread his hands, "If you also want to do team training with us, I don't mind."

Wanda waved her hand, then paused, and finally said what she wanted to ask, "I want to know, how did you make your shield have such... different angles?"

"You mean how his shield bounces between enemies." Tony fell down now, his mask's narrow eyes glowing blue, his voice electronically filtered but not Stark-like. The humor of "I'll tell you, simple geometry."

"Don't listen to him, he is the only one who can calculate geometry on the battlefield. Most people will be beaten into a sieve when they do the calculations." Steve dragged his helmet and looked at Wanda sincerely. "It's just constant practice. Accumulate experience and form habits."

"Oh, yes." Wanda nodded and looked very grateful. "I see."

"I don't understand." Steve looked at Wanda who ran away in bewilderment, and looked at his friend suspiciously, "Why did she suddenly ask me this?"

"Who knows, maybe I was overwhelmed by your amazing shield technology." Tony shrugged under the armor, not taking it seriously.

After hearing the teachings from Captain America himself, Wanda was satisfied. She realized that she was not handicapped, but that she didn't know enough about the hero's gameplay, so she decided to train this hero hard enough to achieve mastery.

A week later, when they took out a den of Pioneer Technology, the entire Avengers were stunned when they saw Wanda controlling Captain America's shield and flying left and right to block all kinds of showy angles and get 11 kills. .

On the watchtower.

Cyborg is routinely checking the surveillance cameras around the world to ensure that the whole world is safe tonight, and no disasters anywhere are missed by them.

Then he heard Shazam, who was on the night shift with him, drop his mouse on another table and yell, "Fuck."

As someone who knew the details of Shazam, Cyborg felt it necessary to remind the minor to be careful with his words.

However, when he walked over to see his colleagues, the first thing he saw was a huge 'defeat' on his computer screen, followed by the team channel in the lower right corner

[Not simple geometry: If you choose a Thor and don't go to the jungle to lead the line, if you drop a talent and have to force it, you must be sick. 】

[Arkham welcomes you: this id, return Solomon's wisdom?I think the wisdom you changed to Solomon Dylan is about the same. 】

[Widow Sister Marry Me: Alright, I took a look at the record, the level 20 Thunder God has a [-]% winning rate, goodbye. 】

[Suckman: The elementary school students haven't gone to school yet, brother, have you finished your winter vacation homework?I beg you, don't make trouble for passers-by? 】

Shazam was very dissatisfied with this, he pointed to the computer screen and complained to Cyborg, "This is a personal attack, I want to report them!"

He thought for a while and was still a little bit upset, and added, "Give back Solomon Dylan's wisdom, my intelligence is so low!!!"

But the steel bone was unmoved, he completely ignored the boy's angrily arguing for an explanation for his IQ, and even raised his only remaining eyebrow and said in a neutral way, "I don't think what they said is right." Wrong, Billy, have you finished your homework?"

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The main points of this chapter: Simple geometry, Wanda's hard training of heroes pitted countless teammates, and Shazam was ridiculed by passers-by for being too disheveled.

Geometry meme: Hanzo from Overwatch, in the past Hanzo’s skill had a scatter arrow that can reflect a lot of damage at a good angle [now Overwatch has changed this skill, it can only be played in the storm], and then he has a voice That is: simple geometry [although most fish pond players hit people by fate

Suckman meme: aquamansucks, from The Big Bang Theory, I think it’s clear who’s who. [

Solomon Dylan: A monster with very low intelligence in the DC Universe.Shazam claims the wisdom of Solomon...but the plot never shows intelligence...you know

And this article is just for complaints, the essence is Marysu BG, and I don’t stand for any internal CP of Chaoying. Please don’t use various CPs below.