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Xie Ming's thoughts were in a mess, and he couldn't figure it out for a while.But he knew that there was definitely a problem between him and Li Ao.

It was the first time in ten years of marriage that he knew that he would be so frightened that Li Ao dared not say anything, even dared to ask him a word.

This is not right.

A lot of things seem to be going on in this mode.When he got angry, Li Ao panicked and made random moves to complicate matters.

"Li Ao, I don't understand you." After Xie Ming said this, he raised his hand to stop Li Ao's eager explanation, and continued, "What you understand is my dislike and liking, we don't understand each other. "

It's so ridiculous to say this, after ten years of marriage, you don't know each other!Which family would have such a strange thing?

However, because of love, Li Ao was fearful, followed the law and tried his best, making things even more strange.

How can two people who are married not quarrel?

Those are two individuals in two different living environments. If you want to piece together a complete circle, there will always be edges and corners of you and me, conflicting and colliding.Or this circle will also have flaws that cannot be filled, especially the purely male family formed by him and Li Ao.

Xie Ming had thought clearly before getting married, and was fully prepared to deal with and integrate, but Li Ao didn't say hello, disappeared his memory, and avoided conflicts at the same time.

Then Li Ao desperately changed himself according to his edges and corners, changing himself so that he didn't have the slightest temper.

Thanks to all the satisfaction and joy in the past, he felt that he hadn't quarreled with Li Ao after marriage.It turned out that it wasn't that there was no noise, but that there was no less noise, but it was covered up by this male monster who was afraid of coming and going.

Xie Ming was half moved and half angry, he would only do this kind of life unless he didn't want to live it for a long time, right?However, Li Ao still has the idea of ​​living for thousands of years. Doesn't he feel that living like this is awkward, uncomfortable, and uncomfortable?

Leaving aside those deceptions and cover-ups, just based on Li Ao's way of getting along, they may have to divorce in a few years without any reason.

People in marriage get to know each other better through quarrels and draw closer to each other—if they decide to live together.

Which couple or husband and wife have not quarreled?Just the size.It never occurred to him that it was not normal for him and Li Ao not to quarrel.

"You may not understand me when I say that." Xie Ming looked at Li Ao and nodded repeatedly, and suddenly understood a little bit about this big monster who was ignorant of human society and acted entirely on instinct.

"Then let me give you an example. Take Ginger as an example. If we quarrel, what will it look like?"

Li Ao's intuition is very important now. It has been a long time since Xie Ming showed such a curious and guiding expression, and then spoke to him in a gentle tone.

He tried hard to match Xie Ming's rhythm, and said like squeezing toothpaste bit by bit, "I put ginger in the dishes, you don't like it, and then you stopped talking, I thought you were angry."

Li Ao is like a kid who can't even walk, and needs someone to teach him.

"Yes, then what? Why are we arguing?" Xie Ming guided his thoughts.

"" Li Ao's eyes were empty, and he was stunned for a while, trying to imagine himself and Xie Ming arguing over a piece of ginger, and then said aggrievedly, "Can't we not quarrel?"

"Then you will erase my memory?" Xie Ming pulled his face down, and then sneered suddenly, "Now that I think about it, I don't dare? Who opened his mouth yesterday?"

Li Ao;

Wasn't he so angry that he forgot to be afraid? Now he is being overturned again.

"You just follow this line of thought, and just be so angry that you don't care about everything." Xie Ming looked at him, his eyes suddenly became cold again.

Li Ao seemed to be stimulated by that gaze, and felt a faint feeling of annoyance in his heart.

"Aren't you going to fight because you're so angry that your head hurts?" Li Ao muttered, after thinking about it, he explained the following plot to Yuan.

"I'm not happy if you don't want to eat because of your ulcer. And if you still don't speak, then I will definitely ask if I can't use the talisman."

oh!yes!

As soon as he asked Xie Ming, didn't he just say it?

How can a talisman be used for things that can be solved with words!

There's nothing wrong with that!Then why didn't he ask in the first place?

Li Ao slapped his forehead like a fool, and stared at Xie Ming with blank eyes.If he had asked, there probably wouldn't be so many things going on, it's scary, things seem to be bigger.

Seeing Li Ao's expression, Xie Ming knew that he understood. He raised his chin to signal, "This is actually our problem."

The more one hides, the less one understands. Leaving aside demons, it is impossible for a person to pretend for a lifetime anyway.

Even if it is a quarrel, it is much better to solve the problem than to hide it and tie it into a knot.

If he hadn't discovered this problem today, and Li Ao was too good at seizing the opportunity, perhaps this conversation would still have no result.

"Then will you forgive me?" Li Ao asked Ai Ai Qiqi, "I've never been a human being before, so what, those who don't know don't blame me, can we talk about it this time? I will never let you and me in the future."

Xie Ming scowled, this old Gong can't be had anymore, he has to throw it away!

What's the use of him if he says he won't let it go?

Xie Ming also just discovered that Li Ao's EQ is really low!How can you be so irritating!

"I don't forgive you." Xie Ming stood up and stopped talking nonsense, "I just want you to understand where the problem is, the marriage is still going to be divorced. Is there any problem with the false certificate you issued?"

If there is a problem, the step of going to the Civil Affairs Bureau for divorce is directly omitted.

"Stay away?" Li Ao stared at her in disbelief.

He has already pointed his heart and soul like this, why does Xie Ming want to get a divorce?and

"It's not a fake certificate! You can check it online, our marriage certificate is in black and white! It's more real than gold!" Li Ao roared angrily.

"That's troublesome, and I have to sue." Xie Ming said lightly, feeling a little sleepy, and planned to go back to the bedroom to catch up on sleep.

He had a dream last night, and now he is a little tired.

"It's useless to sue! Can you go out?" Li Ao chased after Xie Ming's back, yelling loudly, "Even if you go out, the judge still needs you to prove that the relationship has broken! Then you have to transfer to mediation, you know?"

"If you dare to say that I was a monster who lied to you for ten years, the Super Criminal Division will come to brainwash the judge in the next second, just like the man in black, do you know that? The existence of monsters is a secret, and it must be kept secret from the public! "Li Ao said that he couldn't help but feel a little proud afterwards.

look!Putting his identity here is very easy to use. If there is any incident involved, there will be someone from the state who will take the responsibility and clean it up, er, it's brainwashing!

The judge will not remember anything, and Xie Ming's reasons for suing are simply not valid!

Xie Ming looked at him coldly, and waited until Li Ao finished speaking before yawning slowly, "You know quite a lot."

Clearly done their homework.

"That's right!" Li Ao cocked his tail, proudly said, "I'm afraid of divorce, I checked and asked to find out."

Easily this marriage is inseparable!

"Oh." Xie Ming leaned against the door to answer, and stood like this, "It's okay if you can't leave. The bedroom belongs to me and the study belongs to you. The master guard is mine, and the guest guard is yours. The rest is one and half. That's it, I am sleepy."

Xie Ming felt that he really couldn't think about it before, where was his life?That's a pretty good distribution.

The right is to live together.

No matter how awesome the judge is, how can he still care about how the family lives?

Li Ao is also silly and sweet.

He doesn't look very angry at Li Ao now, but there is something stuck in his chest, and he can't get down or get up.

Xie Ming leaned towards the door, the figure in light-colored home clothes seemed to have a different style in Li Ao's eyes.

The home clothes are loose, but Xie Ming is thin. It hangs loosely on his shoulders and crotches. The cotton material looks extra soft.

He looked at his eyes differently.

Xie Ming raised his eyebrows, he was too familiar with Li Ao's appearance.Every time, she would lean towards him like this, wrapping him in a crooked way.

But Xie Ming didn't plan to spoil him now, he tore off the house rules behind the door and patted Li Ao in his arms, "This is useless. If you dare to step through this door, try it."

After Xie Ming finished speaking, he planned to close the door, but Li Ao was holding a thin chapter of family rules, and quickly pushed his foot against it.

"Half for one person is not such a division method, at least half of the bed is for me. I will also share half of the study with you." His voice became lower and lower in Xie Ming's sight, even if he said it, he was afraid of Xie Ming.

This is completely instinct, there is no way to overcome it!Why is he just a rake ear?

"Not satisfied? The study room belongs to me, the bedroom belongs to you, and the rest is shared equally. What do you think of this?" Xie Ming's expression was very calm, and there seemed to be a cold smile on the corner of his lips.

But the more he behaved like this, the more afraid Li Ao became.

"You have the final say." After replying, Li Ao couldn't figure it out, and Li Ao said sadly, "Xie Ming, will you and I have to live like this from now on?"

Killing people is nothing more than nodding their heads, so what's the point of grinding flesh with such a blunt knife?

Except for divorce, he can agree to any conditions, even if Xie Ming wants to eat dragon meat, he will agree!

"It's not that I want to live like this." Xie Ming explained seriously, "Let's keep it simple, and we won't live like this after we divorce."

"I don't!" Li Ao was thrown off again when he heard the divorce, and said resolutely, "Then let's live like this!"

"Since you agree, then" Xie Ming's eyes fell on the ground, motioning for Li Ao to lift his foot.

Having said that, Li Ao had no choice but to lift his foot unwillingly, watching Xie Ming turn around and go back to the house, and even locked the door.

He stood at the same spot, with three points of puzzlement in his eyes, three points of anger, three points of cowardice, and a portion of demonic evil intentions, fixedly looking at the door, as if he could see through the door and see the person inside clearly .

After a while, Li Ao raised his eyebrows with an indescribably proud expression.

That's not a divorce, right?

Even if there are half of each person everywhere, but at least he has kept his status!

This is victory!

This is the result!

He didn't lose!

Li Ao thought about it, and then washed the pots and dishes in a happy mood, and started doing housework.