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Li Ao's spiritual victory method greatly enhanced his sense of satisfaction, and when he looked back and thought about what happened in the past two days, he didn't feel panicked like before.

Also!

What he should know and what he shouldn't know, Xie Ming already knows everything, so what's the use of being afraid?

They don't get divorced anyway

Li Ao gleefully poured water on his pazai, old man huang, jinxianger and feiheliujin.These flowers and plants were thrown to the ground by Xie Ming, when Li Ao finally cleaned them up, he found that the roots were not damaged much.

However, Pazai's leaves were broken a lot, Huang Laotou directly broke a few branches, Jin Xianger's buds that were about to bloom fell off, and Feihe Liujin lost a few weeping vines.

It took him a while to remove the pots. Although they didn't look as vigorous as before, they survived anyway.

Life is not easy for anyone.

Li Ao sighed while pouring water.

Little Lv Jian'er started to study by the side, Brother Li said that it would be difficult for his sister-in-law to get along with these potted flowers in the future, and these flowers will be hung under its name in the future.

In this way, my sister-in-law may hesitate when she throws it away.

Little Green Pointer

It doesn't think his sister-in-law will consider its feelings, so it might be even happier when she throws it away.After all, it's just Brother Li's pony.

"Brother Li, what about Xiao Huangmao and Li Saner?" Little Lu Jianer asked hesitantly.

The little monsters under Brother Li's hands are also divided into different ranks, and there are only three of them who can directly follow Brother Li, and the others are not qualified.

Now that Brother Li has sent a letter from home, Li San'er is probably in a hurry.

Li Ao thought about it, and felt that it was time to recognize someone.Although Xie Ming seems to be repulsed now, he must get used to it in the future.A few more pairs of eyes can also help him focus more, after all, Xie Ming is not a fuel-efficient lamp

Little Green Pointer got permission, and passed the news through the vent in the guest bathroom.This may be the only place in the whole family where Li San'er and the others can come in.

But within two or three minutes, there was a rustling sound from the air vent. A claw came out and scratched from the air. The baffle of the air vent shook twice and then loosened.

Little Green Jian'er enlarged himself, elongated his body and grabbed the baffle, and the gray-black Li San'er stuck his head out and got in.

Little Huang Maoer followed closely behind Li Saner, and jumped into the guest bathroom through the vent.

This intrusion didn't make any sound at all, and Xie Ming who lived in the master bedroom didn't know anything.

Li Ao's "Love You Will Stare at You" team assembled in a small bathroom and waited for a while to be inspected by his sister-in-law.

Before the review, Li Ao came over to give a lecture.

Like "can't be disliked by others", but "can't be too likable", the scale can be determined by oneself; "You must have a measure to please your sister-in-law", try to "don't have physical contact", because Brother Li will be jealous.

You must "play your cuteness", but don't be "too smart, too clever, too monster-like"

It's hard to hear this one by one, because a few little monsters are dizzy and keep shaking their heads.Li Ao saw that the results were not great, so he could only let them play freely, and whoever did a good job would be rewarded!

So when Xie Ming woke up and opened the door, there were three animals squatting outside the door, arranged in order of status, followed by the cute little green spikes coiled up in a circle, looking at him pitifully with wide eyes Li San'er, the little yellow hair who stood up with rounded paws and said goodbye.

Xie Ming stood at the door, unable to take a single step, could only call for someone.

"Li Ao!"

"Hey!" Li Ao came out of the kitchen wearing a small apron, seeing the battle, he was amused, "I know each other, I raised a few little guys, Xie Ming, you have something to do with them, you are diligent and obedient."

"This is Little Green Pointer, a little snake who has been around for two hundred years, and he followed me when he met me; this is Li San'er, who has been practicing for more than 100 years, and was pulled over by Little Green Pointer; the last one, little yellow hair , The newly collected ones in the past few months are not very safe."

After Li Ao's introduction, his voice changed, "Of course, I'm the most reliable one. If you have anything to say, just tell me. They're here to relieve your boredom."

Xie Ming swept his gaze, from beginning to end, several little monsters all lowered their heads.

Xie Ming sneered angrily!

Which of these three has he never seen?

Did Li Ao do it on purpose?

Little Huang Mao from the Super Criminal Division, Little Green Pointer in the office and Li Saner outside the office!

And listen to the level of the name!

"Oh! I can't decide my family now. The monsters have come to hold a meeting." Xie Ming mocked, and before Li Ao could speak, he said coldly, "It's okay! Come here as soon as you come. Has the cat been sterilized yet? ?”

Li San'er clamped his hind legs

"Has the weasel's scent gland been cut?"

The little yellow hair sat down on the ground

"This snake." Xie Ming stroked his chin.

The little green tip was trembling, for fear that his sister-in-law would find something unpleasant about it.

"It's okay if you don't bite people."

"Huh..." Little Green Jianer let out a humane breath and collapsed on the ground.

Seeing that the younger brothers were so frightened by Xie Ming that they couldn't even sell them, Li Ao had no choice but to come forward and explain, "They are all monsters. I can take care of myself. There is no need to sterilize and cut off the smelly glands. I guarantee that they will not He barks, bites, and farts!"

"You promise?" Xie Ming rolled his eyes around Li Ao, and nodded when he saw that he was a little bit unsteady, "Okay! At the beginning I didn't say clearly that you can't keep pets, it's my fault. As long as it doesn't affect Me, I have no problem with a few more."

Li Ao listened to Xie Ming's words clearly distinguishing him from himself, inside and out, but his heart was empty and he didn't know what to say.

A few little monsters have passed through Xie Ming's place as pets, and they have settled down.

Xie Ming couldn't go out, so there were fewer activities, but he still made a lot of arrangements for himself.

Watching TV, exercising, the phone was soaked by Li Ao, Xie Ming fiddled with it twice and gave up when he found it couldn't get better.

The company was sold, and he had nothing to worry about. He didn't know what to do all day, and being idle was annoying.However, it is estimated that it will be only a few days. Xie Ming calculated that Section Chief Zhang will go back to report in person, and then Hu Jing's visitation application will take about a day or two, and there should be a result.

Xie Ming patiently chatted with Li Ao at home.Eat, sleep, watch TV, and tease those little monsters when you are free.The days are leisurely and beautiful, and the spirit of human beings is refreshed.

On the other hand, Li Ao, staring at his daughter-in-law who couldn't eat, became more and more resentful day by day. He looked like a monster who had not been nourished and complained about his husband, his eyes were about to glow green.

Xie Ming is now slowly discovering the benefits of having a few little monsters at home. He is really obedient and can understand human speech.Let him go immediately, which is better than Lao Gong.

In the past, when ordering Li Ao, he had to hug and hug to recharge, dawdling for cheap.

Now I'm used to the flattery of little monsters, and it's quite beautiful.Wanting to drink water, the little green pointed child rolled his tail and handed it over, but he couldn't find the slippers. Li San'er got under the sofa and fished it out for him with a "sneak", and wanted a towel after working out. So few are not bad.

Only Lao Gong was too much of an eyesore, and his little resentful eyes flicked and flicked, as if he had done something wrong to him.

Xie Ming just hehe!

These little monsters are also raised by Li Ao!

The diligent three little monsters took care of Xie Ming comfortably, even doing a lot of housework.They even clean up their own hair, and they don't need to be shoveled. They can also skillfully use various modern facilities and electrical appliances at home.

The end is a new generation of monsters that can keep up with the times!

They are also very well-behaved, they don't talk much, they don't even bark, they do things quietly, and they do their duty as monsters.

Although they haven't been together for a long time, Xie Ming already feels that keeping such a pet is very good and worry-free.

Relatively speaking, Li Ao was not very happy.The daughter-in-law spends more time with those guys than he does!

So the unhappy Li Ao didn't dare to torment Xie Ming, and brought a few little monsters to lecture him.

"Is your sister-in-law okay?" With a dark face, he shot his eyes back and forth.

The three little demons looked at each other, and the ones on both sides pushed the little yellow hair out together, letting it explore the way.

It's a pity that the little yellow hair can't speak, so he yelled, and Li Ao got the general idea.

It means very good very good.

that's stupid

Li Ao was not in the mood to use it for surgery, and looked directly at the little green tip again.

The little green tip rubs back, rubs and doesn't move

Li San'er blocked its retreat, so it could only bite the bullet and say, "Sister-in-law is nice, she doesn't dislike us even if she knows we are monsters."

Li Saner chimed in ghostlyly from behind, "The person Brother Li likes, there's nothing wrong with it."

Li Ao's eyes widened, and he was so angry, "Then you don't know what to say!"

What are you talking about?

Little Green Jian'er poked Li San'er with his tail, but he didn't understand.

Li San'er rolled his eyes and understood.

Brother Li blamed them for not helping and saying good things, so Li Saner Mimi yelled and stabbed the knife, "Sister-in-law doesn't reject us, it must have nothing to do with being a monster or not."

The implication is, Brother Li, you should review and review what you did wrong, right?

Li Ao was so angry that he wanted to deduct Li San'er's "salary" on the spot!

One by one is lawless!

How dare you talk to him like that!

Li San'er shrank his head and said flatteringly, "Brother Li, don't be angry, sister-in-law is not angry for this, then there must be other reasons, let's eliminate them one by one."

As expected, Li San'er grew up in a human family, and knows a little more about the twists and turns of human beings than Li Ao.

After thinking about it, Li Ao thought it made sense, and began to count with his fingers, how many things he did that made Xie Ming angry

It seems that there are quite a lot, and I can't count them all with one hand!

Xie Ming has just finished exercising and is taking a shower right now.As usual, Li Ao had already stood by the door and pretended to ask "Do you want to rub your back" or "Do you want a massage"?

Then take the opportunity to sneak in.

Now he can only poke little green pointy somersault pitifully.

The good old days can't go back, if you don't solve the problem between him and Xie Ming, the big demon said that he will suffocate the demon to death

Li Ao hadn't figured out which incident made Xie Mingsheng so angry, the doorbell rang.

When Li Ao sealed off the whole house, he kept the inside out, so someone would know if he was looking inside.

He sneaked closer to the cat's eyes to take a look, and he was so pissed off!

Liu Cening's little boy actually chased him outside the door!He has already locked the elevator on this floor, this guy is so wicked that he dares to chase after him!

Li Ao raised his chin at Little Green Pointer, signaling for a quick fight.

Little Green Jianer opened his mouth, and went out along the special passage that Brother Li had opened for it.

It also knows a little bit about this little boy, dare to rob brother Li for his sister-in-law, it really doesn't take monsters seriously!

Outside the house, a black mist invisible to humans quickly covered the monitoring, and the little green tip turned into a bucket-thick, more than ten-meter-long prototype, entrenched behind Liu Cening

Its slender tail can't fit in such a small place, so it can only poke out along the safe passage.

Little Lujian lowered his head slightly, stuck out his tongue in Liu Cening's ear

Liu Cening's figure froze, trembling all over and not daring to turn his head, he could feel that there was a huge monster behind him!

But isn't this a residential building in the community?

Isn't the law and order around here good and there are no abnormalities? !

What the hell is behind him!

Liu Cening swallowed hard, and slowly turned his head

"shit! ydhel! hel"

Liu Cening rolled his eyes and fainted from fright

The little green tip shook his head, the place was too small and it couldn't even use it, so he fainted after being frightened?

It retracted itself to the size of a chopstick, waiting for Brother Li to come out and deal with it.