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When Li Ao heard Xie Ming say this, his expression at that moment changed from tangled and confused to suddenly realized and then to dying!

"What, I don't understand what you're talking about, dear, are you full? Oh! I haven't eaten yet." Li Ao pretended that he didn't hear anything, picked up the bowl and buried his face in it.

Xie Ming actually dug a hole for him!It's a pity that he didn't have any defenses, so he was seen through.As soon as those words came out, Li Ao quickly thought back and knew why Xie Ming asked such a question.

Because from the beginning to the end, Xie Ming never said where his money came from!

Now that he can ask such a question, the fact that it is probably a worry-free talisman has been exposed!

It's over! It's over!

This time it's really over.

In the past, Li Ao might still be a little dependent, what's wrong with me being so good to you monster, what's wrong with wanting to turn you into a monster too?We have been a pair of happy birds hand in hand for thousands of years. Is it wrong to be happy for a lifetime?

But now, once this matter is exposed, what will Xie Ming think of him?

Erasing memories with talismans is no small matter!

This is selfishness, ghosts, and outright hatred!

Xie Ming didn't make a sound, just looked at Li Aoyan with clear and cold eyes!

Those memories of him will not disappear for no reason, Li Ao must have used some means.As long as he holds his breath, Li Ao will have to give him an explanation!

The moment Xie Ming just figured it out, the anger in his heart was completely greater than the fear.

What is Li Ao doing? !

If you don't want to quarrel and delete his memory, it means you haven't had a quarrel?Is he an idiot?Is it interesting to be so deceitful?

He never thought that one day he would remember it?

The big demon is really powerful, so confident in his own methods?

Ah!He said that everything that Li Ao did after marriage was so in line with his wishes, the reason for the relationship is here!

Every time after a quarrel, Li Ao deletes his memory, and then corrects it himself, no wonder he doesn't know anything, and he still thinks that they are really a good match, a match made in heaven!

Right shit!

First it was surveillance, then it was concealment, and now there is memory deletion. It's true, the monster let him finish it, Xie Ming didn't even have a place to complain!

Who knows what will come next?

Life is full of surprises everywhere, and it is not easy for him to live one step at a time!

Under Xie Ming's scrutinizing gaze, Li Ao raised his eyes embarrassingly - he really couldn't bear it anymore.

"Well, are you full yet?"

"Heh!" A cold, single-syllable voice without ups and downs made Li Ao's heart tremble in fright.

"I was wrong." He lowered his head dejectedly, as if he had given up all resistance and struggle, and then emphasized in a low voice, "We will not divorce."

"Hehe!" Xie Ming stepped up his taunting this time.

Li Ao did these things, each one was more excessive than the other, so that Xie Ming felt that just divorce could not dispel the resentment in his heart!

This might be another kind of success for Li Ao.

"I confess, I confess, I repent! I really know I was wrong." Li Ao lost his face, and kept replying, almost kneeling down and crying.

Don't cry when you see the coffin, it means that people like Li Ao are wrong!This kind of monster, you know you are wrong when things come to an end?Want to give an explanation?

Xie Ming almost wanted him to suffocate his confession to death!

It's been ten years!

Love feeds the dog!

If the words in Xie Ming's heart were realized, it would be a grave for Li Ao, but he still tried his best to hold back.

"You said."

At any rate, it was not a monosyllable anymore. Seeing some hope, Li Ao hurriedly confessed to be lenient and tried to get a probation.

"You also know that I'm a monster, and I haven't gotten along with anyone before." Li Ao hesitated a bit, because the next words really damaged his image as a big monster.

But Xie Ming stared at him intently, obviously still waiting for the next article, Li Ao gritted his teeth, and simply threw the lost face far away, forcefully losing face.

"It's because I have watched too much chicken soup for the soul. What quarrel is the roadblock of love; a small step in a quarrel, a big step in divorce; are you still arguing with your lover today? Quarrels consume not only energy, but also love."

Li Ao is like an emotionless voice machine, and Bababa finished reading the promotional articles of the new media marriage and love column that he has watched for so many years.

With no face, no scruples, Li Ao is very straightforward now.

"You get angry when you quarrel, and I dare not provoke you, what can I do if I quarrel with you?" Li Ao said sadly, "I'm clean, I was born in water, you always Dislike me for not taking a bath, have you ever seen a fish take a bath?"

"What's wrong with the ginger? Ginger warms the stomach! You have a bad stomach. I heard people say that eating ginger can keep you healthy, so you have to argue with me."

"I don't go home from work every day, and I still think I'm annoying when I deliver food to you. People in your company think I'm a food delivery person. What did I say?"

The more Li Ao spoke, the more aggrieved he became.

People are just too troublesome, Xie Ming is especially troublesome.

But he fell in love with it the first time he saw it, what can he do?

"I'm not a real person. If you're not satisfied with some things, I'm willing to change them. But when you get angry and ignore me, I panic."

When Xie Ming gets angry, he likes to keep a straight face and doesn't speak. If Li Ao recruits him, he will be even more angry.

Married life made an all-powerful monster follow Xie Ming, scratching his head and scratching his head. He was helpless and thought of such a way to lay the groundwork for the crisis of divorce ten years later.

For the first time this time, what a miserable word!

"I want you not to be angry when I panic. If you are angry, you will hurt your relationship, and if you hurt your relationship, you will get a divorce. If you get angry more times, you find that I am not the kind of soul mate you want. If you don't get along with me again, what?" manage?"

When Li Ao first started to live with Xie Ming, he was really in a hurry.He still wanted to please Xie Ming wholeheartedly, for fear that Xie Ming would be a little bit dissatisfied, so the more he did, the more mistakes he made.

The more he did it, the more he made mistakes, he thought of such a bad idea when he was numb.

The effect turned out to be quite good.

At least he no longer trembled every day for fear that he might do something wrong, as if he had written a typo, and with a swipe of correction fluid, he could correct it.

Li Ao never thought that one day, the correction fluid he had pasted on would be torn off, and handed over to Xie Ming Yulan together with his marriage answer sheet full of typos.

Xie Ming was so angry that he wanted to give him a negative score.

"After so many years, I have changed! I tailor-made this for you! It's not suitable for you if you don't want others, and you will never find someone who is more considerate than me!"

"Instead of being two old bachelors, why don't you get angry? Let's live a good life. I won't use a charm to erase your memory anymore. When you fight, you move your mouth. I nod. When you fight, you fight. I'll hand you the stick, anyway, we won't divorce!"

Li Ao talked a lot, and he didn't know how Xie Ming would react after hearing it.

He just looked at Xie Ming pitifully, waiting for the final verdict.

The scene in Xie Ming's dream is still very clear, those memories were forcibly sealed before they could be recalled, and now it is just like what happened yesterday.

It is precisely because of the clarity that he knows that he and Li Ao think differently, and it is precisely because of the clarity that he is particularly angry.

"I'm allergic to ginger, and I'll get ulcers if I eat it." Xie Ming said dryly, "The reason why you don't allow food delivery is because I'm too busy those days, and I don't have time to eat after you deliver it."

Li Ao also likes to ask for feedback after meals, he has to say a few words about whether it is good or not, Xie Ming is a bit annoying.

"Why didn't I know about your allergies?" Li Ao was a little nervous. He always put ginger in his cooking at the beginning. Xie Ming told him several times that he didn't care, and he didn't get scared until Xie Ming stopped talking.

So after using the talisman to erase Xie Ming's memory, he never dared to add ginger to his meals again.

"Are you asking me again?" Xie Ming asked back.

Li Ao opened his mouth, and hesitantly spit out a complaint, "If you can't eat it, don't say it."

Xie Ming glanced at him lightly, "It's just an ulcer, and it's not that you can't eat it at all. I thought you liked ginger."

"Then why are you angry?" Li Ao retorted softly, "You are allergic and you don't tell me, you will be sullen."

"Then did you ask?" Xie Ming supported his forehead and sighed, "I had sore ulcers for two days and didn't want to talk, you didn't even ask" and simply erased this memory.

So this is another complete misunderstanding.

Li Ao cooks and wants to take care of Xie Ming's stomach. Xie Ming is allergic, but he also wants to take care of Li Ao's taste.As a result, Xie Ming's ulcer broke out and he didn't want to talk, which made Li Ao think he was angry

What is this all about!

Li Ao thought for a while and stopped talking.The combination of big and small misunderstandings and his mistakes, I don't know if it is enough for them to divorce their marriage for three lifetimes.

He also said his begging for mercy, and expressed his wishes. If Xie Ming insisted on getting a divorce, then he would stick to it every day.Anyway, if Xie Ming couldn't drive him away, if he couldn't sleep on the bed, he would sleep on the floor, if he couldn't hug his wife, he didn't care.

"What's the point of saying this?" Xie Ming glanced at Li Ao and knew what this hob was thinking, he sneered, "Anyway, I can't do anything to you, even if you get divorced, you still have ways to force it Turned me into a monster too, no matter if it's a human or a monster, no one can tolerate me anymore, who else can I be with if I don't want to be with you?"

"Li Ao, I'll make it clear to you today that it's useless for you to force things that I don't want." Xie Ming lightly threatened, "You are amazing, you can control the world and make people lose their memory, but it's useless , it’s really a hundred if you die.”

Li Ao stared blankly, he wanted to say that it doesn't matter, Xie Ming and his reincarnation still have thousands of years of life, he can afford to wait.

But the words turned sour in his throat, and he didn't dare to say them out.

After reincarnation, even if it is still this soul, it is definitely not this person.

This person who held his heart and possessed his soul will disappear immediately.

Li Ao knew Xie Ming's determination, he nodded his head, not daring to mess around and make jokes anymore.

Xie Ming glanced at Li Ao.

After a long silence, he organized his thoughts.

The air was full of suffocating silence, and for a while it seemed as sticky and stagnant as glue.