[Lingjia Zoo III Xiaoqiangxing people also courteous] Do not come to online games with explosive hea

Soul, let him fall in love with just a glance.well!How long has it been since you were so excited?I remember the last time I was in junior high school.For most rational people, love at first sight is not advisable, but for him, it is an inextricable nature, which makes him willing to desperately rush towards that love.The unrequited love at first sight changed the direction of his life for nearly 20 years, so what will happen this time?

Thinking of this, he couldn't help tearing up the little red petals with emotion, whispering one by one: "He likes me, he doesn't like me, he likes me, he doesn't like me..."

The magic light of the teleportation array flickered, making the reflective glasses even more shiny. The torn off bright red petals floated away with the magic airflow, and miraculously landed on the dark green exploding head, embellishing the large cauliflower red Flowers and green leaves, quite a potted landscaping effect.This is what Xiang Hualan saw when he stepped out of the teleportation array.

"Pfft ha ha ha! What are you doing? The trick of tearing the petals is too outdated!"

Hu Dun raised his head and saw that it was the sexy female swordsman who drugged him, so he greeted feebly: "It's you, bluffing beauty."

This listlessness is completely different from the previous impression, making Hua Lan put away his unscrupulous laughter, and went to squat aside to pat the afro's head, "Why are you so listless? The game is not enjoyable?"

"No." Hu Dun put the plucked flower stalk back into the bag, covered his chest and looked at the sky with tears, "Brother is trapped by love."

"Pfft!" That look and that movement were so joyful that Hulan couldn't help but burst out laughing again, and in exchange for Hudun's more tearful eyes, she quickly suppressed her smile and tried to pose as a caring big sister "Why are you stuck? Let me tell you, maybe I can give you some advice."

"Oh oh! It's so good to bluff a beauty! It's like this, I met an elf beauty..." The beauty's consolation was really effective, the meat shield was immediately appeased, and he immediately regarded bluff as a confidante, He talked about the matter between himself and Salem from beginning to end, but he still had some common sense of privacy, so he didn't disclose the names of the parties involved.

Listening to the meticulous process of meeting, teaming up and sharing adversity, Hu Lan seemed to be listening patiently and kindly, but in fact he called out the virtual keyboard to type non-stop on his notes, and his heart was full of love and adultery The eighth woman's rotten voice: "Oh ha ha ha ha ha!What a subject!The old lady is full of inspiration now!What is the contrast between the ugly and stupid dwarf attack and the beautiful elf's attack!So cute! 』

After finally waiting for the meat shield to finish talking, and the system rewarded the two with gossip points, Hulan patted him on the shoulder and said earnestly, "Oh, brother, you are too eager to confess! The more you Such a high-mountain flower, the more you have to spend your time approaching step by step, let him let go of his guard first, and cultivate his trust in you."

In fact, behind this seemingly nonsense suggestion, there is an inner roar without punctuation hidden behind it—"...and then, when she is not prepared, she will throw the beauty on the ground and eat it completely. I will hold back." The long-time love burst out in one breath, the old lady of God Horse will definitely write it in the new book hahahahahaha! 』

"That's right! How come you didn't think of it?" The meat shield, who was unaware of the ferocious flesh-eating female soul, suddenly realized the realization and said, his eyes were more moved by the joy of meeting a good friend, "Hu Rotten beauty, thank you so much! The man who can marry you is really the luckiest man in the whole world!"

"Puff cough...haha! Of course." Fu Lan waved his hands with a guilty smile, thinking that her husband was like a bitter aunt all day long, but every word and every word was caring and caring. I couldn't help but feel sweet Zizi's happiness, I just wanted to go offline immediately to act like a baby with my husband, and play with my lovely daughter by the way, so I threw him a friend request, "I'm leaving first, we will talk next time, remember to report the progress to me at any time !"

"No problem!"

Seeing another beauty's name added to the friend column, Hudun couldn't help cheering excitedly, the world is so beautiful——

postscript:

Congratulations to Aiden for having an admirer ~ AWA (###

The past between Aiden and Brother Tai, there will be a short story in the future (?

The next chapter is the daily life of the beauty Xiao Lun, and the main focus of the main character will gradually focus on him (laughs)

7. The tryst of beauties

>>>The three beauties also come to hook up with each other to cultivate love~

People who stayed up late to play games caught up on sleep until after two o'clock in the afternoon, and were finally awakened by a ringing bell.The white and slender hands touched the bedside for a long time, and quickly retracted into the bed as soon as they grabbed the phone. After dragging for nearly half a minute, a vague grunt sounded lazily: "Hello?"

"Still sleeping? You slept for half the day! Stayed up late to play games again?"

There was a familiar cursing sound from the other end of the microphone. Xi Lun barely glanced at the time on the phone, then closed his eyes and turned over and sighed softly: "Last night I couldn't sleep."

"Irregular work and rest, of course you will suffer from insomnia. You are really serious, why are you messing around like Xiaohu? Do you understand what matters to your body?" Come on, I'll ask Xiao Hu to bring you a bento."

Hearing this, Xi Lun suddenly lost all sleepiness, and immediately sat up and said, "Don't! She still has to take care of the baby, it's too troublesome."

"She can't wait to move the whole house to live with you, how can she bother? Besides, my parents took Nini out to play, and she's just playing when she's not writing."

"Oh..." He fell back on the bed with a sigh of relief, thinking that the house hadn't been tidied up for a few days, and the mess should not be disgusting, so he said, "No, there is something to eat at home, I'll get up and make it right away."

"Instant noodles again? Eat less of that stuff, it's not healthy." The other party wanted to chatter, but was interrupted by a voice from the side, and came back after a while to continue: "No matter what happens, you have to take care of yourself, go out occasionally Let's go, don't just stay at home, eat something nutritious..."

"It's not instant noodles, it's leftovers from yesterday's delivery order." Hearing that the other party returned to the old topic, he quickly interrupted and shifted the focus, "Are you in the studio?"

"Yeah, I took Hero to record the show, but this bastard broke into trouble not long after the recording started, and I can only catch my breath until now, alas!" After sighing, a burst of noise suddenly broke out, and immediately the hard-working manager The person was so angry that he yelled rudely: "Damn! Why are you arguing with the host again? Hang up first, I was going to ask you something, let's talk about it later."

Xi Lun put down the phone with a wry smile, thinking that Ah Quan has really worked hard.After graduating from their university, his old classmate joined the brokerage industry. It has been nine years since he worked hard all the way. He has always recognized his identity and dedication. The last newcomer who was not very educated.

Regarding Hero's reputation, even though he doesn't watch TV, he has heard about it to some extent. After all, he has listened to the complaints of Ah Quan and Xiao Hu about him too often.A young handsome guy in his twenties, with some talent and good star luck. Not long after his debut, he became popular because of his participation in a certain director's work, and he became arrogant. This is the character that Ah Quan dislikes the most. His style of work, but he refuses to listen to repeated persuasion, has a tendency to get worse, and it probably won't last long.

There are always similar big and small things happening in the showbiz, even after so many years, nothing has changed, only new faces.

After tossing and turning several times, his head was still dizzy after staying up too late, but his body had already protested strongly, and the phone call really drove away the drowsiness, so he resigned himself to get out of bed and take a shower.He wiped his face indiscriminately, tied up his long light brown hair at random, changed out of the clothes that were splashed by water, grabbed a T-shirt and put it on, and it was considered as finished.Anyway, there was no mirror at home, and the only bath mirror was covered, so he couldn't see his own appearance, and he didn't want to know.

Yawning and walking into the kitchen, he dug out a pack of instant noodles from the cabinet, soaked them in the water from the water heater, then sat back in front of the computer and ate them with a snort.The leftovers from the takeaway are eaten casually, in fact, he has been eating like this for several days.Because he was too hungry, he lifted the lid before soaking for enough time. The slightly hard noodles were mixed with MSG soup and the noodle bowl had a strange taste, which dissatisfied the mouth that had eaten all the delicacies.But there is nothing else at home, and he can only make do with it when he doesn't want to go out and has no cash to pay for takeaway.

While swallowing the instant noodles, he bought some groceries online at random, and then jumped to the "Opus" game forum, and found that most of them were discussions about the missions of the underworld.Many people complained that the official just added the word "underworld" to the old daily routine, but the task rewards have not changed; some people also shared the difficulty of the underworld tasks they triggered, and so on.

By the way, Uncle Ke has a new underworld mission!He curiously checked the official website but found nothing, let alone a so-called strategy.It seems that the official just released the news of "opening the underworld mission" without any further instructions or introductions, and it is clear that players should explore it by themselves.

Heh, is this game developer following a creative strategy, or does he not know how to operate, or is he simply too lazy?However, "Opus" is currently the only virtual reality online game in the world, and almost the whole world is flocking to it. No wonder they are qualified to spoof players.He casually pressed the reorganize button, and saw a new announcement on the official website, which revealed that a number of new CP tasks and new skills were about to be released, and the effects of some special titles were also announced.

Seeing this, he felt a headache.I have never seen such a thick-skinned stalker!In the past, as long as he maintained an alienated attitude, the other party would retreat in spite of difficulties, but that afro kept on playing himself up, and I don't know how that self-confessed amorous personality came about. It was only the first day we met, so quickly Falling in love with a stranger and calling him a beauty over and over again is nothing but a pinched face!

He unconsciously touched the left side of his face, his fingertips touched the skin lightly, and then quickly retracted.He lowered his head and quickly finished the remaining instant noodles, then put the bowl and chopsticks in the empty space, and continued to browse the posts on the forum with the mouse.

『[Chat] What do you think about CP missions? 』

In the heated discussion of many hell missions, this is the only different topic, which made him who is not interested in it usually can't help but click into it——

『＞CP task is too difficult!Tried it three times but still failed, I hope the new one can be simpler...』

『＞I would like to suggest to the authorities to allow couples who are actually husband and wife to directly register as CP, so as to save a lot of trouble! 』

『＞The system actually let my husband have an affair with someone else!Are you okay? ! 』

『＞The lack of sincerity is killing the little one?If others do the same thing, experience and favor will be added, but if I do it, I will be deducted! 』

『＞The one upstairs, me too, but my girlfriend got so angry that she ignored me for several days qwq』

Seeing a series of complaints, he hooked the corner of his mouth indifferently.Love is not that easy. Compared with reality, the test in the game is child's play.What's more, what if you have passed the CP task?The short-term hormones are causing trouble, and after a long time, everything will change.

『＞What happened to the first pair of CPs?It's too exaggerated to be able to fly over before the fifth level!I tried it several times, and it takes at least level [-] to be physically strong enough to fly through, and the premise is that those flying monsters don't hit people. 』

『＞Push upstairs, the standard of the system is very strange!When people fly over, they will directly identify as lovers. If we fly over and get ambiguous, it's not bad! 』

『＞Go back upstairs, because they are the first ones, so they will give special rewards. Those who imitate can only take advantage of it. Creative breakthroughs are the key!However, it is really troublesome that there is no standard for CP upgrade and flash rate. 』

The first pair of CP refers to teddy bear biscuits and meow senbei, right?He couldn't help laughing, those two were actually just brothers.If sincerity can be detected, it is no wonder that the system will misjudge it. Of course, the relationship between brothers and sisters is truer than other relationships.

The next reply was almost a similar complaint. Of course, there were many supporters who refuted and clarified, but he lost interest, so he closed the page and returned to the official website announcement-"Title effect: For all the same CP object, the previous title effect It can be carried over to the new title and used together, and the same effect will not accumulate. 』

Seeing this, he thought of the titles "Ambiguity with a Consonant Heart" and "Amorous Love in Adversity" that Yu had obtained underground, and checked the public explanation link——

"[Title] "Adversity Sees Adultery": Two people form a team, and the experience value of fighting monsters is doubled. 』

『[Title] "Ambiguous Hearts": Two people form a team, and the accessories that are obtained from missions or dropped by monsters have an indeterminate probability of pairing. 』

No wonder Uncle Ke would give each of them a bullet, it seems that it just worked, ah, the bullet hasn't been checked yet.He clicked on the "Opus APP" on his mobile phone, and saw that Xiaohu's game name was really on, so he used the APP to send a message: "Can you help me monitor it?" 』

It didn't take long for him to receive a reply from the other party - "I'm inclined to bluff: OK, see you Mosaic." 』

In "Opus", there are many special professions.Different from life skills or occupations that can be acquired only by registering with NPCs, paying tuition fees, and doing tasks, these special majors are professional potentials that must be qualified for development after the specified index reaches the threshold, and two of those indexes It is "Piercing the Cecum Degree" and "Bagua Index".

"Supervisor" is a special specialty, and there are others such as: "Locksmith", "Mechanism Division", "Information Officer", "Tactical Division" and so on.And Hua Lan, who has a super brain power of a rotten girl and loves to inquire about gossip, is a member of "Supervisor" and "Informant", but obviously, she is more specialized in "Informant".

"Haha, this is a rare accessory. I'm only a beginner, so I can't detect it." He turned off the monitoring panel with a smirk, and let the bullets automatically return to Salem's storage bag, "and it also shows that there must be a pair Only the other half can be identified, how did you get this thing?"

Hearing her gossipy tone, Salem smiled helplessly, "It's yesterday's special mission reward."

"Oh?" He raised his eyebrows with a smirk, "Who did you do it with? Why did you get married?"

"How do I know?" Seren simply turned his head away, and said in twos and twos: "Didn't you always want to fly to Xuyong Island? Go now?"

The Isle of Void Wing is an island in the sky floating above the northwest sea of ​​Azros Continent.Most of the residents born on this island have the ability to fly, such as Seren, who is a winged elf.As for the transportation method, although there is a special flying boat to and from Mosaic, the transportation fee is not cheap, and the whole journey is locked on the boat for an hour, which is extremely boring. The shelling and destruction made a group of brave men who were eager to challenge the flying monsters weep unceasingly.Of course, this is perfect for players who like to play it safe.

If you can ask players or NPCs who have their own aircraft or have the ability to fly for help, not only the speed is faster than the spaceship, but you can also enjoy the thrilling fun of air combat, and you can have a bird's-eye view of the continent under your feet. This is very exciting for players. Definitely the best choice.Therefore, Hua Lan, who is naturally militant, immediately put aside any gossip.

The two of them walked outside the west gate and got ready. When Salem was about to spread his wings, he received a secret word——

『[Private] Miao Miao Senbei whispers to you: OwO//Sairen～』

"Uh..." Salem froze for a moment, not knowing how to reply.

"What's the matter?" After Hualan asked curiously, he looked straight ahead, as if he was reading something.

"No, someone secreted me." Not noticing the distraction, Salem stared at the private channel and hesitated, how to correct Miaomiao Xianbei tactfully?I heard that the child is still practicing Chinese, it would be bad if he could not bear the blow and give up.Just as he was still struggling, a series of secret words that kept trying to correct the typo came frantically——

『[Private] Miao Miao Xianbei whispered to you: Wheel>"<』

"[Private] Miao Miao Senbei whispers to you: Sai Deaf"

『[Private] Miao Miao Senbei whispers to you: QwQ Lun』

『[Private] Miao Miao Senbei whispers to you: Sailu'en』

『[Private] Miao Miao Senbei whispers to you: Q mouth Q』

『[Private] Miao Miao Senbei whispers to you: Brother Lun~QAQQQQQQ』

No, this is too funny!Salem has jumped from the abyss of embarrassment to the limit of laughing.

『[Private] Miao Miao Senbei whispers to you: I'm sorry ~ Chinese is so blue and I play QwQ』

"[Private] Miao Miao Senbei whispers to you: Difficult QAQ"

Seeing this, Salem quickly replied to appease——

『[Privacy] You whispered to Miaomiao Senbei: It’s okay, just call me Brother Lun. 』

『[Private] Miao Miao Senbei whispers to you: Brother Lun~QwQ, are you free in 3-4 hours?The one who dies first, let’s do the scary mission together~』

『[Private] Miao Miao Senbei whispers to you: Realistic! ! ! >A<』

『[Private] You whispered to Miaomiao Senbei: Yes, where to gather? 』

God, this hit is too bad!Salem felt his long-lost abs laugh back.This time, Miaomiao Senbei answered slowly, probably because she chose the words carefully to avoid another typo.

『[Private] Miao Miao Xianbei whispered to you: Yueling City? 』

『[Private] Miao Miao Senbei whispers to you: Oh yeah! !Right! OwO

『[Private] You whispered to Miao Miao Xianbei: Congratulations.Alright, let’s go to Yueling City. 』

『[Private] Miao Miao Xianbei whispered to you: Hehe~ Then I will go to study first!Bye bye~OwO//』

This time is a Saturday morning in France. Most of the students are either sleeping or playing. Miaomiao Xianbei is actually studying so early, what a motivated child.

"Oh, really!" Fulan sighed, and said helplessly, "I wanted to introduce someone to you, but unfortunately he is offline again."

introduce?Didn't she use the rotten girl's crooked brain to make things up again, right?Remembering that she had been arguing for a matchmaker a while ago, Salem glanced at her sullen expression in a black line, and stretched out his hand and said, "In the future, let's go."

"Great!"

Taking off with his rotten collar in hand, Seren suddenly thought of a question, "By the way, I'm going to do a mission elsewhere at night. When do you plan to return to land? Or do you want to take the spaceship by yourself?"

"I don't want to take a boat! Just jump down to die and go back to the city!" Hu Lan swung his giant sword and chopped off a monster, smiling very forcefully, "The intelligence agent has the benefit of choosing the resurrection point arbitrarily La, wah ha ha ha!"

Xi Lun sweated, "It will hurt if you fall to your death from a high altitude."

"It's okay, the game's pain perception will be lowered, and when you have a child, you will know that a little pain is not a big deal!"

"..."

"Oh yes! I forgot that technology can't make boys and girls now! Hahahaha!"

"..."

Rotten girl creature!

postscript:

Beibei, your Chinese is oh oh oh oh~ XDDDD

Xiao Lun is very pessimistic about relationships qwq, please dig out the reasons later

There are a lot of non-dialogue descriptions in this article, which may be a little bit boring (响

8-1. A four-person walk is just right for beauties

>>>How to put a beauty on a chain with one sentence?Let the matchmaker little meowyao tell Ni ~ AWA

"Zhutou Deng, have you changed your equipment?" Meow Meow Senbei stared curiously at the pink fly swatter on the waist of the meat shield, "Your level can be changed to a weapon, right?"

"Yes, I went to the exchange to dig treasures, but they were either too expensive or poorly designed." Hu Dun shook his head helplessly and sighed, and even flicked his Q-curled bangs, "I can't even bring out my handsomeness!"

"Hehe, you're handsome enough with that big head." Miaomiao Xianbei laughed and complained, then took out a red bean paste walnut shortbread from her brother's bag, took a bite and said inarticulately: "Mud... Uh, uh... the dirty back is chopped off to Wogai... (show me the equipment)"

The meat shield was stunned for a second, before realizing that he opened the equipment panel and chose to share information with his teammates, "Little Bell, swallow the food before talking, be careful not to choke."

"Well……"

"Good boy." It's a matter of health and safety, the teddy bear didn't care about protecting his shortcomings this time, and just gently rubbed the baby brother's head to comfort him.Miao Miao Xianbei had no choice but to grunt and take another big bite, staring at the equipment of the meat shield with her face stuffed up, pointing and pointing at various objects.

It was time to meet up, and Aiden and Titus went online to join Belle after breakfast.While the three of them were waiting for Seren, Miaomiao Xianbei had a whim to help the meat shield check his weapons.

"Huh?" He quickly chewed and swallowed the food, and pointed at Ai's little hand in surprise, "Your weapon will automatically upgrade with your proficiency, and even hardcover evolution materials are saved, super convenient!"

"Oh? That's great!" The meat shield happily checked the weapon information, and then showed a confused expression, "How do you know? There's nothing written on it."

"Hey, my appraiser has an intermediate level, so of course I can see it!" Meow Meow Senbei slapped the weapon bar of the meat shield, and a tiny ray of light entered Ai's little hand, "Look again."

"So there's still an appraiser?" The meat shield looked at the weapon panel again in bewilderment. Sure enough, new content appeared, and the name of the weapon also changed——

[Weapon] "Little Hands of Love" (Supervised)

Grade: Exotic Flower (Green)

Proficiency: 0.2%

Evolution method: Evolve with proficiency level up.

Special function: It can be stretched at will, up to 1 meter.

Description: Use your flexible love to immerse your opponent in it~?

"It seems that it has become even weirder after evolution." The meat shield shook the fly swatter that shimmered at the top, not knowing whether to be happy or worried.But apart from those strange function descriptions, the damage value of the weapon has also been greatly increased, not losing at all to those extremely expensive refined weapons on the exchange.

"Hey, it's suitable for dwarves anyway." After Miao Miao Xianbei finished speaking, she noticed the bullet in the accessories column, "Huh? Is this necklace new? I didn't see you wearing it yesterday."

"Yes, yes! My brother and Miss Xiaolun encountered a tornado yesterday, and then..." Regardless of whether they wanted to know more details, the meat shield started talking, and the details were so detailed that Tai Dixiong was so angry that his veins burst out and he wanted to hit the noisy guy away with a stick.

Just as the black-faced priest drew out his staff and was about to beat someone up, Salem, who was finally on the line, came to join him, "Sorry, I just finished eating."

Seeing the long-awaited elf beauty appear, Hudun immediately stopped talking and raised a very bright sunny smile, "It's okay, Xiao Lun can eat as long as he wants, brother will always be waiting for you~"

"Uh..." Salem twitched the corners of his mouth slightly, and saw that Miao Miao Xianbei's eyes seemed to linger on his chest, so he asked, "What's wrong?"

Immediately, Miaomiao Xianbei asked in strange Chinese: "Well, Brother Lun, did you also get Shemo (what) bullets yesterday?"

"Yeah, what's the matter?" Salem took the bullets out of the bag.

"Put it on quickly! Put it on quickly! Wo (I) want to monitor and see if it's not worth touching." Meow Meow Senbei is eager to jump and jump, her big eyes radiate with anticipation, it is really hard to refuse.Salem hesitated for a while, thinking that the bullet would be bound as soon as he got it anyway, and he couldn't do it without wearing it, so he put the bullet on the necklace.So, the tragedy happened like this——

Two golden lights shot out from the meat shield and Salem's bullet necklace, and the two interlaced in the air to draw a concentric knot, and then flew into each other's chests, and the pink love rain also fell.

"Oops!" Miao Miao Senbei, who instantly comprehended, whispered profusely in her native language, then lowered her head and rummaged through her brother's bag, pretending that she was super busy.Hudun and Salem, who had never seen this before, were dumbfounded. Only Teddy Bear calmly took out a bottle of juice and fed it to the snacks.

"Ding! The player tank Afro and the player Seren wear the NPC blessing pair chain that they got when they shared adversity, and get the title "The Ambiguity That Everyone Expects". The level of ambiguity is raised from level 3 to Level 5, players are welcome to make persistent efforts to cook raw rice into mature rice ~?"

"Ding! The player Miao Miao Xianbei has contributed to the promotion of adultery, and has gained gossip index +100 and experience value of 4000. Welcome to make persistent efforts to match more adulterous affairs and go straight to the throne of matchmaker!"

Who would use bullets as a blessing, right...no!Why does this have anything to do with adultery again?Salem was so depressed that he couldn't tell.

"Oh! So the marriage between Brother and Xiao Lun is highly anticipated?" Hu Dun immediately took Saleen's hand and swore impassionedly: "Brother will never disappoint Xiao Lun's love!"

It doesn't matter if you fail.Salem withdrew his hand speechlessly.

"Miu..." Feeling the strange atmosphere at the scene, Miaomiao Senbei drank the juice guiltily, and quickly activated the multi-detection panel to detect the two bullets, "Wow! It's blue!"

As soon as the two heard it, they immediately looked at their equipment panel——

[Accessories] "The chain of bullets that bounced off Rabbit Gila" (supervised)

Grade: Superior Exotic Flower (Blue)

Evolution method: Please apply to the NPC "Chris" for the ammunition upgrade task.

Function: When two people wear it in a team, defense +10%, satiety reduction rate -50%, physical recovery rate +50%, and effectively curb adultery with the mistress.

Explanation: The two of them worked together to help Uncle Ke solve his love troubles and obtained the blessing pair chain. Please love the bullets blessed by Uncle Ke's muscles, and let the opponent get shot together without lying down~?

Can't the name of this game be normal?What is muscle strengthening?The moment he saw the explanation, an unharmonious picture couldn't help but come to mind. Hudun and Seren were so embarrassed that they didn't want to make up their minds anymore, but a certain little cat demon was inexplicably aroused.

"Wow! Muscle blessing! Does Uncle Ke have big muscles? Could he also be a muscle star?" Meow Sen Beba blinked his big shiny eyes, and asked desperately excitedly, which was not right at all. The Chinese pronunciation is even more distorted, "The muscular stars who recognized the corpse (knowledge) before the nest all knocked (super) terrible and fiercely shrunk (speaking)!"

Uh, what is this kid talking about?Salem suddenly felt that his IQ was not enough.

"It's quite strong, as strong as my brother!" The meat shield, who quickly recovered from the disgusting state, handsomely flipped the Q curly bangs, and jumped into the fantasy world with Miaomiao Senbei, "That one Uncle Muscle Ke does look very fierce, I suspect that his prototype is from Brother Toyu Lu."

"Really? That's the Muscle King!"

Muscle star...why can it involve anime characters and aliens?Seeing these two people of similar height discussing muscles so enthusiastically, Salem looked dumbfoundedly at the teddy bear beside him, but saw that the other party was just smiling and staring at Miao Miao Xianbei, exuding a strong younger brother's aura of "Belle is so cute" In the field, he couldn't help but fall into deep doubts. Could it be that he is the only normal person here?

Finally, when the topic of muscles slowed down a bit, Salem finally had a chance to speak out: "About the mission, I checked the map. There are many waterfalls on the southeast side of the Esle Forest. How can we find them?"

"Ah yes, that scary person in the forest, eh..." Miaomiao Xianbei turned his head to look at the map, then looked at the teddy bear with self-knowledge, clearly calling for the smartest and most capable brother to come as a navigation system.And Baby Brother's dependent gaze really helped, Teddy Bear stared at the map with a smile on his face for a while, then hugged him and walked out of the city without saying a word.

"What?" Salem looked at the meat shield puzzled.

"Ah, Tai is like this. He doesn't like to say anything when he has ideas. Don't worry, beauty Xiao Lun, we just keep up." The beauty's asking eyes are obviously very helpful, and the meat shield happily held his hand again, "Brother You Yes, don't be afraid!"

I'm only afraid if you're here.Salem was completely at a loss for this hopeful and firm gaze, so he could only withdraw his hand for the second time with a speechless sigh.Alas, how should I get rid of this evil relationship?

The four left Yueling City and headed southeast.In order to prevent the monster from running amok and affecting the itinerary, the meat shield resignedly put on a turban scarf, and wanted to take the opportunity to cultivate a relationship with the elf beauty, so he kept looking for a common topic between the two along the way——

"Xiao Lun is dressed so elegantly today!"

"I wear the same outfit every day."

"Really? Where did Xiao Lun buy the equipment? It's really tasteful!"

"It's all missions."

"Ah! Do so many people give you gifts? Xiao Lun's popularity is so good!"

"Just say it's a mission."

"Xiao Lun must be super capable, so many NPCs ask you to do tasks and give you good clothes!"

"It's just a normal daily task."

"Even if it is an ordinary daily job, you must be serious about your identity, be diligent and down-to-earth, and only then can you reflect Xiao Lun's excellence!"

"Actually... many people have these equipments."

"Oh! Xiao Lun is really a unique beauty to be able to wear public clothes in such a stunning manner among all living beings! I am so lucky to meet you, if..."

sky!What the hell is going on with this guy?It's even more unbeatable than Xiaoqiang!Hearing that the meat shield was still chattering, Salem was about to cover his face and collapse, his long bright red hair exploded with anxiety and fell down with annoyance, and there were thousands of beasts galloping in his heart.He really didn't understand how he fell for this annoying guy. Was it because he was not obvious enough, or the other party really couldn't understand the words of rejection?

"Speaking of which, did Xiao Lun make up for it by staying up late last night? Go to bed early today, people say the best time to sleep is..."

No, why did the conversation turn to his sleep?Saleen has always considered himself to be calm and has a good mind. He used to be the best among them both in school and in society, but for some reason, when he faced a meat shield, his IQ was inexplicably lowered, not to mention his temper and patience. Quick buff.What frustrates him the most is that no matter how he hints at alienation, the afro will always turn into another meaning, and it is even more difficult to communicate than a child!Is this person usually like this?Wouldn't your friends be bothered by it?

In fact, Salem was not the only one who fell into a state of irritability.

『Team system message: Player Tank Afro has been kicked out of the team by Captain Teddy Bear Biscuit. 』

"Huh? Tai, what are you doing..." Seeing the system prompt, Hudun looked at the person in front in shock, but before he could finish his question, he was interrupted by the sound of chanting a spell.

"Silence Curse." Wanting to hear his younger brother's cute voice, but always being disturbed by the noise behind him, the teddy bear swung his staff furiously with veins all over his forehead, and shot a black beam of light, which turned into a big fork on the lips of the meat shield. Then add people back to the team and point to the active monster in front, saying coldly: "Go and fight."

Whoooo!What's wrong with Tai?The meat shield glanced at the channel and prompted—"You have been cast with the "Silencing Curse" and will not be able to speak for 30 seconds. 』So I had no choice but to pull out the little hand of love with a slumped face, and spit tears to meet the embrace of the monster.

"Hey, pig's head is too noisy!" Miao Miao Xianbei gloated and stuck out her tongue, then jumped to the side of Salem and said with a sweet smile, "Brother Lun, can I see what spiritual pets you have?"

"Yeah." The cute little cat demon is always more pleasing than the noisy afro, Salem was a little relieved, and opened the pet management panel to show him.

"Wow!" Miaomiao Senbei pointed to a small icon in surprise after browsing through it roughly, "This is so cute! It's called... Guanhu? What does it mean? Is it a little fox who loves to meddle? ?”

Control, manage east and west?Seren, who was stunned for a moment, saw Miao Miao Xianbei's rather cute expression of solving problems, and then released Guanhu with a smile to explain on the spot, "No, it's because they live in a small bamboo tube."

"Oh~ that's the reason (it turns out)!" Miaomiao Senbei suddenly realized and opened his eyes wide. Seeing the Guanhu, which had drilled out of the bamboo tube, dragging its slender body and flying around, like a very lively little fox ghost, he couldn't help being curious. He stretched out his hand to touch it, and it turned out to be as furry as he imagined. He couldn't help shouting in amazement: "Brother, look quickly! Don't worry! It's cute!"

Miao Miao Senbei's voice is already tender, and his pronunciation is not standard. In addition, the system has made his voice look younger according to the character settings, making him speak more like a ten-year-old child. His facial expressions and actions simply brought the cute meow attribute to the limit. Not only did the system dinged his cuteness index, but Salem also smiled, not to mention the brother-in-law master teddy bear.

However, from the perspective of a meat shield, he managed to finish a round of monsters. Looking back, he saw not only Miao Miao Xianbei chatting and joking with Sai Lun very harmoniously, even the teddy bear looked at Sai Lun with a "gentle smile" , even though it was only due to the angle deviation, it still caused a strange error in the exploding head.