[Lingjia Zoo III Xiaoqiangxing people also courteous] Do not come to online games with explosive hea

After the dizziness finally receded, Salem realized that he was being protected in his arms, and he quickly got up with his cheeks burning, "Thank you."

"You're welcome, brother said he would protect you." Hudun sat up with a smirk, and after admiring the beauty's rare blush, he shouted in surprise: "Ah! Rabbit Gila has really recovered! Xiao Lun, you are so wonderful Clever!"

Salem looked along the line of sight, and saw a palm-sized miniature rabbit lying on the messy ground, above the rabbit's head was marked "Rabbit Gila" and the remaining half of the blood bar, and the additional status icon next to it It is collapse and fainting.

"Finally caught you bastard!" Uncle Ke put the rabbit Jila into a gourd with a smirk, then picked up a watch-like thing from the sundries on the ground, and then pointed at a rotten piece of black gas Meat fired a shot, and the rotten flesh disappeared in blue flames.

"Ding! The player Afro and the player Seren successfully completed the [Special Hidden Mission] "Investigator Trapped Underground" in the underworld without killing Rabbit Gila, and received a special bonus reward: NPC Grab Reese’s favorability value is +80, Hell’s favorability value is +40, experience value is 569,000, AOC coins are 55,000, Uncle Ke’s bullet was thrown, please continue to talk to the NPC to trigger a new task.”

The result of solving the boss in a special way is different, and the rich experience points allow them to upgrade on the spot.However, what is the purpose of the bullet that was deflected?The two looked at the bullet that appeared in their hands out of thin air, and opened the item information panel to check that it was an accessory of unknown quality.Salem had no choice but to put the bullets into the bag for the time being, but the meat shield happily put it on his neck, and the bullets immediately turned into necklaces.

Just when Salem was thinking about what to talk to Uncle Ke, the meat shield asked directly without thinking: "Hey! Brother Ke, what else do you need to help?"

Uncle Ke, who had just finished whispering to the watch, showed an expression of remembering something, and slapped the afro's head with his big hand, "Lost it (yes)! Although the dead rabbit spit out the dirty things, the blood still seeped into the blood." Qi, you need to purify it properly. However, something has happened in the underworld recently, and no one will help purify it. If you want to start the purifier and fear that the fuel in stock will be consumed too quickly, why don't you help me go to Cosmo Volcano to collect ten A? Come on super sulfur crystals, that is the best fuel, of course, the more the better!"

"Ding! The player Afro and the player Seren have triggered [Underworld Mission] "Collection of Purification Materials". This mission can be received repeatedly, and can also be shared with the team. Do you accept it?"

Of course!After pressing the "Accept" button, a nine-tailed white fox appeared out of nowhere with its graceful long tail and flew towards Uncle Ke, and there was an extra mosaic scroll in the hands of Salem and Hudun.

"Remember to be A-level, bye!" Uncle Ke waved at them, and disappeared on the spot with the white fox.

At this time, they thought of a major question, "Wait! Brother Ke, you haven't said where to turn in the task!"

At the same time, World Channel was also jubilant——

『[World] System: Dangdangdang!The first player to gain favor with the underworld will start a new project "One-day Tour of the Underworld" in the whole server. Many underworld missions will also be opened one after another. Players are welcome to sign up for the underworld tour. The top 100 players will get a [-]% discount~? (By the person in charge of the system)』

『[World] Barking and disturbing silkworms: (beep——)!Ghosts are going to visit the dungeons! == Convex

『[World] System: It is true that the soul must be transformed into A Piao before entering!Dear~(^.＜) (By the person in charge of the system)』

『[World] Barking and disturbing silkworms: (beep——) (beep——) (beep——)』

『[World] System: Players bark and harass silkworms with too many indecent words, and they are forbidden to speak for 24 hours in real time. (By the person in charge of the system agent)』

『[World] There is a mole coming from afar: Is it to visit prisoners in the prison? 』

『[World] System: Ding!Congratulations to the player who has a mole from afar, and the truth has been obtained, and the speed of piercing the cecum +8 is obtained. (By the person in charge of the system)』

『[World] is biased towards bluffing: what attributes does the NPC in the underworld have? 』

『[World] System: A man with a mouth, a paralyzed face, a gentle, affectionate, tall, rich and handsome man, a tough, rough and handsome uncle, a natural and innocent boy, a wild and sexy beauty, a sweet and delicate loli, a lazy, soft and charming sleeping beauty... and various A kind of lively, cheerful and convulsive stupid sky soldier, with various varieties, you can choose from them~? (By the person in charge of the system)』

『[World] My nose is itchy if I don’t come: Is this going to the underworld or a public relations hotel? ＝＝a』

postscript:

The beauty Xiao Lun is not relentless in prescribing drugs, and someday she will also prescribe drugs to pigs~ XDDD

The foreshadowing of the main line of the first half of the game is buried here~WWWW

In the next article, the Thai beauty and the rabbit beauty haunt AWA (###

PS It is said that the number of deletions in the nest is too much to provoke qwq, may I have no words to express this swelling?If you don't use "...", the sense of rhythm is not too Suhu~(哉

6-1. Knights and priests also fit together

>>>Hook up new beauties, but don't forget the old beauties~

After returning to Mosaic, Salem said that he would go offline to catch up on sleep, so Aiden had to bid farewell to the elf beauty with tears in his eyes, and then log out of the game.

"Wow! It's past seven o'clock? No wonder I'm so hungry." He rubbed his loud belly thinking about what to have for dinner.He often travels for work, his home is far away from the company, and because he likes to be busy, he rents a luxury apartment in Manhattan. Not only is the location prosperous, the transportation is convenient, the security management is also strict, and each household has a dedicated parking space. Let him not worry about the parking space. When he goes out for food and fun, he only needs to walk a few steps out of the apartment door, and there are various high-end restaurants, bars and nightclubs for him to choose from.

However, no matter how delicious outside food is, you will get tired of eating too much.He thought about it, and found that he hadn't eaten Chinese food for a long time, but let alone whether he was tired of eating Chinese restaurants nearby, the taste alone was far inferior to the craftsmanship of the little rabbit in Tai's family.He especially loves the mapo tofu fried by the little rabbit. It is smooth and not greasy, spicy but not overpowering, and the color and aroma are just right, just like the feeling of the little rabbit, warm and tranquil without losing the principle.

Little Rabbit is Ling Xiaotu, the cousin of Titus and Belle in Taiwan. He is handsome and cute, with a gentle and well-behaved temperament. He is a standard person as his name suggests.Because he came to New York for work training, he stayed at Lavender's house for four years.And he has harassed the little rabbit a lot in the past four years, after all, there are not many cute people who are both eye-catching and stomach-friendly these days.

So, he glanced at the game helmet with a smirk, and decided to be an uninvited visitor!

"Ah, the dishes cooked by the little white rabbit are really delicious!" Aiden put down the plate with not a single grain of rice left, licked the corner of his mouth in satisfaction and couldn't stop admiring, "I am willing to eat it every day."

"You're exaggerating, it's just a random mixed rice." Ling Xiaotu laughed and cleaned up the dishes.Since Aiden came to visit temporarily, he didn't prepare so many dishes, and he almost ate dinner early, so he had to stir-fry the leftovers and pour them on the rice, but he didn't want to be praised like this.

"It's so delicious if you make it casually, oh! I'm so jealous that Tay can enjoy such delicious food every day." After finishing speaking, Aiden raised his chin, and put on a melancholy and handsome side face at a fifteen-degree angle, full of sentimental tone Said: "If it wasn't for Thailand's objection back then, I would have pursued without hesitation, and let the little white rabbit become my brother's man. From now on, we will fly together, and the sea will dry up..."

Before he could finish his poetic emotion, the bang of the dishwasher suddenly covered his voice.The person involved, Ling Xiaotu, raised her head in a daze, rubbing the rag with her hands under the faucet, "Huh? What did you just say?"

"No, it's nothing." Aiden shook his head and smiled in a very gracious manner, his heart was full of emotion, ah!The little rabbit pretended to be a fool in order not to hurt brother's heart, it was so kind and considerate!That bastard who snatched the little rabbit should be cherished by my brother!

In fact, Ling Xiaotu, who was just dull and didn't hear the words, pretended to be genuine and showed a very natural smile, "Cousin should be working overtime again. If you need to find him, go to the study."

oh!This is blatant chasing people away!So, Aiden, who misunderstood again, consciously walked away and shifted his target to another person.

"Tai ~ play with me, play with me, play with me, play with me, play with me..." Holding the game helmet into the study, Aiden immediately put his chin on the desk, pitifully Looking at Titus, there is a posture of staring at the end without playing with him.

Titus, who was concentrating on his business, still looked at the computer screen and ignored people, but two blue veins stood out on his forehead.

"Have fun on weekends, don't work~" Cheeky Aiden persisted in persuading him, but in exchange for wordless refusal and indifference, until he decided to change his strategy, "Be careful, little Belle, when you hear you If you work overtime without rest, you will be angry!"

As expected, the fingers typing on the keyboard paused for a few seconds, and then danced faster to type out the letter. Titus finally closed the laptop with a sigh, and looked at Aiden in the freezing sight of someone who wanted to strangle him to death. Thick and helpless.

aha!To deal with brother and brother, you have to use your brother to threaten you!

『[Private] The meat shield Afro whispers to you: Tai～I am in the central square of the mosaic～～』

After glancing at the private channel, the teddy bear muttered the incantation of flying clouds and driving fog, and a three-color black cloud appeared under his feet, which was his flying mount.As a hybrid of fairy and demon, he is born with a racial skill of flying clouds and fog. The higher the level, the faster and longer he can fly (that is, the less energy he consumes). It is very convenient for him to fly with his baby brother every day.Also because of this half-celestial and half-demon bloodline, this cloud merged the colorful clouds of the fairy clan and the dark clouds of the demon clan, and became a cloud that emitted red, orange, and yellow lights and black mist. It flew up and dragged a faint black air, meow Miao Xianbei laughed and said that brother farts as soon as he flies, which made him dumbfounded.

He took the fairy cloud and flew straight to Mosaic.This mosaic is located in the center of the continent of Azros, and it is the most important central city, where the headquarters of all administrative agencies are located, responsible for unifying the operation of this continent.The city is in the shape of a pentagram and has five gates in total, namely northeast, northwest, east, south and west. The city is surrounded by moats, so it looks like a large mosaic on the map. round.

Due to the prohibition of flying in the city, the teddy bear landed at the south gate of the city, walked slowly into the city and walked to the central square, and saw the meat shield shaking its head, jumping and scratching, and a thumb-sized flying mosquito dexterously dodging on the explosive head.

"It's so itchy...it's so itchy...what is it? It's itchy!" Hudun scratched his head desperately with both hands, but he couldn't catch the culprit until he found the teddy bear, and then waved a hand Waving, "Come here?"

The teddy bear looked at that silly face with cold eyes, and saw that the flying mosquito avoided his fingers again, circled the explosive head, turned around, and buzzed and landed on the left cheek of the meat shield.That stupid face with that stupid shape and the annoying mosquito made him really unhappy to see, so——

With a heavy and loud "snap", more than 1000 damage points were deducted, and it floated out of the explosive head.The meat shield stared blankly at the person who was suddenly attacked by PVP, "Tai, why did you hit me?"

The person with facial paralysis is calm, and the teddy bear put down his staff without shaking the corners of his eyes, ignoring the face with the bright red staff pattern and the mosquito corpse, and said coldly, "Mosquito."

Mosquito, mosquito?Isn't it really revenge for brother's threat of using little Belle?The meat shield had an urge to blurt out.

"Ding!" The system sound sounded very timely, but it took a long time before bursting into laughter, "Puff ha ha ha ha ha ha! Wait, wait for me... laugh, laugh first... Ha ha ha ha ha!"

"..."

"Ding!" The system changed to a gentle uncle voice this time, "I'm sorry, the system was out of order just now, and now the reward is reissued. The player Teddy Bear Biscuit helped the player Afro, the player meat shield, beat mosquitoes intimately, and the two won the title "Love and Kill each other "The Harmful Friend". Since the method of killing mosquitoes is very funny, the two of them will get an additional 8000 experience points and 12500 AOC coins. Players are welcome to make persistent efforts and continue to develop more harmful friend fusion skills."

Is this considered love?It also fits together!Rouduun cried and rubbed his face, and found that the palm felt strange, so he grabbed it and saw that the smashed mosquito was emitting a fault current, and a small piece of sheepskin was exposed from the abdomen that was suspected to be made of metal, "What is this?" ah?"

The teddy bear who also noticed the abnormality leaned over to take a look, "Note."

"A note? Isn't it some flying mosquito?" Hu Dun opened the parchment with a smile, and the system sound sounded again——

"Ding! The player Afro the meat shield and the player Teddy Bear Biscuit found the mysterious note, which triggers [Special Plot Mission] "Strange Distress Letter". This mission can be shared. Do you accept it? "Yes"/"Accept". "

Don't these two options mean the same thing?The system has a brain twitch again?The two who rarely agreed with each other had no choice but to accept the task and click on the panel to view——

"[Special plot mission] Strange distress letter: Help, oh oh oh oh! !I'm trapped in Cosmo Forest!I can't bear to eat, drink, or poop for a few days! !Who comes to save Lao Tzu, ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah

"..."

"..."

The two were silent for a while again, before the teddy bear said, "We'll do it when Belle comes."

"Okay, let's give it to Xiao Lun as well!" Thinking of that beauty, Hu Dun couldn't help but cocked his mouth with joy, causing the teddy bear to give him a disgusted look.

"What are you going to do next? What's so interesting?" Hudun opened the map with great interest and looked, "Wow! There are still many places I haven't been to."

The teddy bear squints at the massive cauliflower and considers the ROI of this afro. The combat system of "Opus" is very different from traditional games - as long as you can find the key point of the monster, even the boss monster can be solved with one move; but "Opus" also retains the general established team Concept: The thick blood tank that pulls monsters to block attacks, the thin blood output that destroys monsters with high damage, and the blood priest who heals the auxiliary team. These three are the core structures of team battles.And his and Miaomiao Xianbei's occupations belong to the latter two. If there are more meat shields, the knight tank who actively hates passive monsters, then as a mage, Miaomiao Xianbei can play magic to his heart's content without being afraid Accidentally too high lethality and attracted hunting.

To put it bluntly, this brother-in-law is planning to grab a meat shield and use it as a special shield for his baby. Anyway, their two-person world is destined to be disturbed by this big light bulb, so let's make good use of it to the end!After finishing the plan in his heart, Titus turned and walked towards the east gate, "Put on the wrapper."

"Huh? Where are you going?" The meat shield, who had no idea of ​​his own destiny, followed behind with a smirk, "What are we going to do?"

"Moon Hearing City."

The Forest of Esley, known as the most beautiful forest in the whole continent, spreads all over the eastern part of the continent of Azros, connects with the Elwynn Prairie in the south, and borders the snow-capped Cosmo Volcano in the north, so it gets colder as you go north.Yueling City, located in the middle of the forest, is the main city of Eisley. It is also the most beautiful and oldest ancient city in the entire continent. The NPCs that haunt this place are mostly elves, goblins, forest beasts and some dwarves who went down the mountain to purchase.

As the origin of the elves, this most beautiful forest is also known as the forest of elves.Although it looks no different from other forests from the outside, once inside the forest, it is like entering another dimension.The towering trees covered the entire sky, and the hanging wood whiskers shone with a faint golden light.The light green fluorescent light, which symbolizes natural energy, flows and dances lightly on the branches and treetops, and shuttles and jumps between the grassland streams, just like the layers of stars that connect the sky, the earth and the galaxy.

"Woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooh beautiful! It's so beautiful! There are also beauties all over the street!" Wearing a turban all the way through the forest to Yueling City, the meat shield kept making all kinds of praises, "If brother was born in the first place How nice it is!"

The big head wrapped in a flower scarf looking around and the blinding reflective glasses are conspicuous enough, not to mention the mouth that has never been quiet from the beginning to the end, the two naturally attracted a lot of attention.If it is an ordinary player, they may find an excuse to leave the team and leave the team. If they are lucky, the other party is also a chatterbox and can chat freely; but the teammates are teddy bears with facial paralysis and high tolerance, so their companionship depends on other players. In the eyes of people, it becomes a strange picture of no one walking forward without looking back, and a noisy person following behind.

"Tai! Little Belle said you were born here, right?" After stepping on the teleportation array, the meat shield raised the scarf to start a new round of topics.

"En." The teddy bear replied indifferently, and walked to another place.

"Wow! That's so good! Why didn't you take the opportunity to hook up with a crush and go home? Little Belle has grown up to take care of herself, so you should rest assured and plan for future happiness, and it's okay to make Little Belle's sister-in-law hurt." That’s right! A man’s thirties is the golden age of the most mature and charming, so we must take good care of it…”

Not noticing that the teddy bear's footsteps paused slightly, the meat shield's mind jumped back to the game for some reason, "Ah, that's right! Little Belle's birthplace is Misty Island?"

"Um."

"Hey, it's so far away, you, brother, shouldn't you jump into the sea and swim there to find Xiao Beier right away? I heard that there is a fairy player like you who uses flying! Hahaha! That's an exaggeration Lah! But with your personality, maybe you will directly kill the game company and threaten to change the place of birth..."

The teddy bear continued to walk silently, with a few black lines slid down his almost paralyzed face, and he refused to admit that he had really thought about it at the beginning, but it was a pity that the baby strongly opposed it, so he had no choice but to give up the idea of ​​forcibly acquiring the game company.It can only be said that when a person has been pestered by a dinosaur-skinned brown sugar for more than ten years, no matter how much he hides his thoughts with a paralyzed face, he cannot escape the fate of being well known by the other party. Aiden's helpless fate.

The two came to a wooden house without a word, and saw two NPCs with plaster legs arguing and scolding each other on the recliner.

"It's all your pervert's fault!" The black-haired young man wearing thick black-rimmed glasses yelled angrily, "If you didn't take care of my sister, those bastards wouldn't have escaped, we You don’t have to fall down the stairs just to chase them!”

The red-haired, golden-eyed, fancy-dressed man retorted with disdain on his face: "It's not that Hani-chan doesn't look at the road when he walks, and he falls down even when he climbs the stairs. If I knew it earlier, I wouldn't have helped you!"

"Just don't call me Harney sauce!"

"Ha? Ni? Sauce ~?"

"Bastard! You are courting death!"

Huo Dun rubbed his chin and watched the pair for a while, then clapped his hands and exclaimed, "Is this the legendary flirting?"

"Ding! The player meat shield Afro has learned the truth about NPC Hani and SG's love and adultery, and he has gained +15 cecum piercing speed, +70 gossip index, and 6000 experience points."

"Who wants to have sex with this perverted pervert?"

"Please! I don't even want this kind of stuff!"

Amidst the noise, there was a light tap of a staff on the ground, which interrupted the seemingly endless dispute crisply, in exchange for the two NPC's sultry stares that were silent as if chilling.

"Ahaha, you, you're here to pick up the mission again? Is the kitten not, not, not here?" SG asked haha, wiping the sweat from his brow, and at the same time moved his body slightly to block Hani who was about to cry.

The teddy bear glanced at the meat shield without saying a word, so SG immediately waved his hand, and the system sounded again—"Ding! Player meat shield Afro triggers [underworld primary daily task] "Sweeping the Endless Smell" , this task can be repeated indefinitely, do you accept it?"

"Foulness is an underworld mission?" Noticing the new keyword, Teddy Bear frowned slightly and asked in a cold voice, which made the two NPCs hug each other and tremble.

"Hey... the new, newly opened, favorability value of the underworld, and the nature of the mission has also been updated." SG tongue-tiedly replied.

"En." The teddy bear responded indifferently, and said to the meat shield, "Go."

What's the matter?Facing the NPC's abnormal attitude, Hudun pressed "Accept" in surprise, then looked back at the teddy bear in bewilderment, but saw that the other party was still with a paralyzed face, unmoved at all, and couldn't help guessing Could it be that some NPC molested Little Belle and got revenge from Tai?

Once an abnormal NPC is found, other NPCs with the same abnormality will be noticed one after another, and most of them point to the same object - teddy bear.

"Woo..."

Another cute NPC kid winced when he saw the teddy bear. He was still snickering at the afro head wrapped in a flower scarf last second. Too much difference?Even so, the system instruction to deduct the favorability value has never sounded, which means that the NPCs don't hate it but are afraid of teddy bears?The meat shield was puzzled, so he simply asked the person involved: "Tai, what did you do to the NPC here?"

"I didn't do anything." The teddy bear replied without changing his expression, as if he had already gotten used to this phenomenon.

did nothing?The meat shield touched the afro's head, wondering if there was any special equipment with the opposite function on Tai's body?Come and ask little Belle later!

With all kinds of thoughts flying, the two came to a scorched forest on the outskirts of the city that seemed to have been burned.Different from the scene in other parts of the forest, there are devastated dead branches and broken trees, and only scorched dry soil is left on the green grassland. A dilapidated old house that has been abandoned for a long time stands in it, which is even more decadent.And the most chilling thing is the transparent figure and ghost crying around the old house.

The meat shield opened the task panel to check, it turns out that the so-called filth refers to these Ah Piao!The mission stipulates that at least 20 Apiao be killed, and rewards will be given in proportion to the number of tasks. It is a very convenient daily task, but...he looked everywhere and no one was fighting Apiao. I couldn't help but wonder, isn't the reward good?

"You stand here and fight." The teddy bear led the people to a spacious place, and after indicating the battle strategy, he walked to a little distance and stood there.

Seeing that he is so familiar, Hudun has another problem, "Tai, you and Xiao Beier often come here? Isn't he timid? Hey, although he also likes to watch ghost movies, but the virtual reality It’s so realistic, isn’t he afraid to come here?”

Afraid, of course I will be afraid, and I will die. The duck insists "I am not afraid" and trembles with tears, but the magic wand in his hand throws fireballs and bombs in a panic. .Thinking of the cute appearance of the baby brother, the teddy bear couldn't help laughing, "Oh, I really don't care about him."

Seeing the familiar gentle smile, Huodun knew that this younger brother was definitely not smiling at him, so he had no choice but to silently swallow the next words, resigned to his fate, tore off the hood, followed the teddy bear's instructions, and launched the Beibei Meow mage's special tank. Devil training.

postscript:

In terms of the time axis, this article has a pair of NPCs who accidentally crossed over (far eye

Aiden's genius cells only survive in the three-dimensional working time, after work is the world of stupid cells ~ XDD (#

6-2. Did the knight have an affair with the priest?

>>> On the best time for the knight to sue (play) white (stupid) to the priest?Let the good brothers tell you ~ AWA (#

The power of the explosive head is really extraordinary!As soon as the turban was torn off, Ah Piao rushed forward roaring like a hungry tiger pouncing on a sheep, or a living corpse cannibalizing a human being, and surrounded the meat shields in a short while.On the other hand, the teddy bear standing under the tree calmly waved his staff to replenish his blood, and he was relaxed and contented.

The meat shield rolled all over the ground, and Ai's little hands were slapping, and he was very busy.During the Ghost Cry God, all kinds of weird and embarrassing panting and moaning came and went, allowing him to gradually grasp the tricks of killing the enemy in the black line that cascaded like a waterfall. The more he fought, the smoother he became, the more confident he became, and the more violent A Piaozi he attracted.After he managed to clear a few rounds of monsters and killed a Piao who was slightly shorter than him, the system suddenly sounded——

"Ding! The player Afro, the meat shield, successfully rescued the dwarf tribal flower who was caught by a ghost, and triggered the [racial plot task] "Revenge of the clan flower". Please ask the player Afro, the meat shield, to talk to the NPC "Family flower" to complete the plot. .”

Ah?Fighting monsters and doing daily routines can also trigger the plot?The dumbfounded meat shield looked around, waiting for the legendary clan flower to appear.The teddy bear also felt a little strange and walked to the last corpse of A Piao, and saw that the corpse gradually materialized, revealing the original appearance of a female dwarf, and the name on the top of the head changed from "A Piao" to "Family Flower" ".

It's really Zuhuale!The meat shield grasped the afro speechlessly, and was a little curious about the direction of the plot. His eyes wearing reflective glasses stared straight at the former Apiao flower.Just when they waited a lot, and finally waited until the clan flower woke up blinking her eyelids, the meat shield suddenly felt a stagnation in the chest, a rapid heartbeat, and difficulty breathing, and the system sound sounded again——

"Ding! A small reminder from the system - due to the racial aesthetics setting of the player's meat shield Afro, he will be deeply attracted by the beauty of the NPC "Family Flower", and the character will automatically feel like first love. Back to normal, please rest assured to play the game.”

So, the meat shield covered his chest in horror.No way!What the hell is this setting?Who said first love is like this?When I fell in love for the first time, I didn't feel suffocated like being choked!

Racial aesthetics?The teddy bear slightly raised his eyebrows and looked at the rice-grained eyes, the sloppy nose and the two marijuana rolls on his head, and then looked at the Hudun's house-style glasses, mouse mouth and cauliflower head, and coughed lightly without guarding the corner of his mouth. "Cough, quite right."

Whoooo!Why did Tai take the knife on his brother as soon as he learned to complain?The meat shield burst into tears from the bottom of his heart.

"Thank you for saving me, dear brave man." After Clan Flower got up, she saw Hu Dun's extremely handsome face for a dwarf. Family background, and then slowly explaining the misfortune of being possessed by a resentful spirit while going down the mountain with my family, and finally threw a little pink heart shyly, "Please let someone repay you with a promise of your body~?"

It really is this kind of plot, the system, you are so uncreative!The meat shield really wanted to yell at the sky.However, under the strong setting of the system, he should be very tempted by the patriarch, and even ecstatically accept the patriarch's favor, and become the son-in-law of the patriarch of the dwarves, enjoying all the glory, wealth and privileges, not to mention the system also said—— —

『【Privacy】The system whispers to you: accept it!Accept it!Marrying an NPC has many advantages~ You will have a fixed income every month, and you will have a whole dwarf family for you to send, you can quickly fill up the upgrade training package, gold outfits, purple outfits, and orange outfits are made for free, and rare materials are in unlimited supply , the task prompts a lot of feedback...』

Is this an anniversary event?Staring at the system passwords that were flooded all over the channel, Hudun had to admit that there are really many benefits!However, when he looked at the small bean eyes that were watery and black in the eyes of the dwarves, he couldn't help his heartbeat, but there was only a casual smile of the figure in his mind... No!No compromise!He gritted his teeth and pressed his uncontrollable hand to "Reject".

"I'm sorry, cute little flower!" Roudon covered his chest and said tenderly to the family flower: "Brother has promised to protect others, since my heart already belongs to me, I can't half-heartedly live up to my promise to him, It also squandered your youth and future. Little Huaer is so pure and lovely, how can I have the heart to spoil you? You deserve the most sincere and purest true love!"

"Ding!" The house system sounded joyfully, "Congratulations to the player Afro, the meat shield, for resisting the temptation and sticking to the love in his heart, and won the title "True and wise man is a real man", experience value 1, AOC 5000, and NPC "Family Flower" favorability +60, and all dwarves NPC favorability +40, the "Ambiguous Relationship" developed by adultery at this stage has been blessed with an upgrade doubling rate, welcome to make persistent efforts towards the Love Saint!"

this is okay too?Not to mention the embarrassment of the meat shield, even the teddy bear is black.As a result, Clan Flower was so moved that her eyes were full of tears, she took out a small red flower from her bosom and gave it to Rou Dun, and after leaving a blessing of "Brother Rou Dun, please be happy!", she quietly left.

After successfully dispelling the abnormal state, the meat shield stared at the little flower in his hand, thinking of all the past, suddenly feeling the impermanence of the world and the passage of time, and then had another brain twitch and white eye attack, raised the little flower to the teddy bear and knelt down on one knee, saying affectionately: "Oh , this is brother's love for you!"

"Ding!" In the rain of pink hearts, Zhai Zhai's system voice said that he had something to add: "But it's okay to steal food once in a while~?"

"..."

A brief moment of silence represents a disconnection of someone's sanity with exposed veins.The icy and handsome Immortal Priest sneered, raised his foot and kicked the meat shield into the emerging Apiaoqun, and then logged out of the game with howls resounding through the sky.

"Wow! Brothers, take it easy! I won't be able to stand it uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu" Only then did I understand a peerless motto in the crying and abuse ——

You can mess with any profession, but you must not offend the tutor!

After dying and returning to Yueling City, the meat shield sat by the resurrection pool and ate biscuits for a long time. After recovering his physical strength and satiety, he went to the lame duo to hand in the task.

"Wow! 160 seven? It's better than that little cat demon!" Hani opened his mouth wide in surprise, and his thick glasses slid down the bridge of his nose, revealing big round eyes, which made the meat shield think of the little cat holding a pine cone. squirrel.

"Hey! It turns out that you love eating this stuff just like the senbei little cat!" SG reached out and patted the afro, and handed the reward box over.

"Love to eat?" Hu Dun took the box in a daze and took a look, and instantly understood——

"Ding! Congratulations to the player Afro, the meat shield, who has completed [Junior Underworld Daily] "Sweeping the Endless Smell" 8.35 times, and gained 4175 experience points and 83.5 chocolate strawberries. Welcome to work in the underworld again!"

What?He fought half to death, not to mention only 83 experience points, and no bonus, only [-] half-chocolate strawberries, what do you want so many chocolate strawberries?What quality can't be added?He curiously clicked on Strawberry's information panel——

『【Food】Chocolate Strawberries: Strawberries that dip in chocolate will make them even better. It will make you feel sour and sweet pink like first love every day~?』

That is to say, the reward for the daily task of killing [-] Apiao is actually only [-] experience points and [-] strawberries with no bonus effect. No wonder no one wants to do it. What about bonuses?Or are the salaries of these two underworld NPCs too low?The meat shield 囧囧 picked up the half of the strawberry with enthusiasm, it was cut in half, and the cut surface was very flat, it can be said to be a perfect level, even the strawberry leaves were just half, no more and no less , proves that this knife skill is excellent, it is really worthy of being a game master!

He embraced the inexplicable respect, bit the strawberry into his mouth, and was immediately infused with a sense of sour and sweet satisfaction, as if he had returned to the youth of pure love. He had infinite longing for romantic love, but also had countless things to say The melancholy and bitterness that cannot be expressed.

Ahhh!Brother really wants to fall in love!

Different from the spoof image of the meat shield in the game, Aiden's real appearance in the three-dimensional world not only fits the three words "tall, rich and handsome", but also a romantic man who pursues love.Although he looks like a playboy in terms of words and deeds, every time he sees a good-looking person, he hooks up and asks for a date, but once he has a date, he is single-minded. At most, he can't help but express his joy that the world is so beautiful when he sees other beauties.

In his 33 years of life, he naturally had several relationships, but unfortunately they often ended up being dumped.There are many reasons, but most of them have the same meaning-"I'm fed up with your pig brain!" This is the roar of the previous lover when he proposed to break up.

ah!Who can understand brother's scarred heart?Full of sentimentality, he ate strawberries and walked back to the teleportation circle in the central square, remembering that the place where he and the beauty of Salem separated was also the teleportation circle, so he couldn't help feeling a little hurt, so he squatted next to the NPC guarding the teleportation circle, took out the The little red flower sent by the flower, from the first encounter at the entrance of Bendao village, I recalled it carefully.

The throbbing that almost forgot to breathe took away the heart in an instant