[Lingjia Zoo III Xiaoqiangxing people also courteous] Do not come to online games with explosive hea

solution.

He was so shocked that he quickly opened his mouth to fight for the right to belong, but found that the voice could not come out after 30 seconds, so he looked at the latest record of the channel in doubt——

『Team system message: You have been kicked out of the team by player Teddy Bear Biscuit. 』

『System Message: You have been cast with the "Silencing Curse", and will not be able to speak for 30 seconds. 』

『Team system message: Player Teddy Bear invites you to join the team, do you accept it? 』

Whoooo!It's too much for Tai to actually make up "The Silence Curse"!Therefore, the meat shield who re-entered the team decided to speak out in anger——

『[Private] You whispered to the teddy bear biscuit: Tai ~ don't steal my wife!Let me introduce you to Meimei, okay? 』

『[Private] You whispered to Miaomiao Xianbei: Little Bell!Beauty Xiao Lun is brother's wife, don't snatch her! 』

『[Private] You whispered to Salem: Xiaolun~ Brother is being bullied by them so pitifully~QQ』

As a result, the scene fell into a dead silence for an instant.

What is the meaning of silence is better than sound?Now it is!

What does it mean to erupt in silence?It will be in half a second!

"Brother..." Miaomiao Xianbei held up the lollipop magic wand with a sullen face, lowered his voice and said angrily: "Kick? People!"

『Team System Record: Player Tank Afro has been kicked out of the team by captain Teddy Bear Biscuit. 』

"Muscle brother expensive thunder god slash—"

"Bang bang bang!"

"Uh ah ah ah—"

That's the case with the five thunders, right?Looking at this earth-shattering charcoal-grilled human meat show, Salem couldn't help breaking out in a drop of cold sweat, and came to a conclusion in his heart-the friendship between these three people is really special.

After being repaired for a while, the meat shield once again realized a truth - it turns out that not only priests can't be messed with, but mages can't be messed with either!With a burnt exploding head, after being added back to the team for healing, he obediently shut up and did his tank work well, but he couldn't help being full of grievances, and from time to time threw tears of resentment at Salem.

Woooooo~ I really want to talk to Xiao Lun too!Rou Dun believes that the affectionate gazes will be able to convey his heart.And Huang Tian lived up to his painstaking efforts, the funny shape coupled with the wretched look of the little daughter-in-law finally made the beauty "puchi" smile.

That idiot is too exaggerated!Salem turned his head away with a snickering smile, and his impression of the afro was pushed to a peak of embarrassment and stupidity, but he also had a hunch that this journey should not be boring.

Whoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!Beauty Xiao Lun smiled at Brother!Beauty Xiao Lun smiled at Brother!Beauty Xiao Lun smiled at Brother!The meat shield's head was filled with excited cries, and his blood became excited as if he had been reborn.

For the happiness of Xiao Lun beauty!Brother will rush forward desperately, clearing away all obstacles on the road!

postscript:

Putting on a pair of couple chains like this, Beibei deserves to be the reincarnation of a marriage boy~WWW

Xiaolun beauty in this article has a variety of inner OS ~ XD

But what happened to Aiden who kept lowering his impression score?

There is really no reason to be abused ~ AWA (#

The next one is a copy of Crazy Wolf (?), if 6400 characters are posted at once, will it be too much? (grass

PS Beibei's muscular star who recognizes the dead (#) definitely has tamigo and thirsty stomach AWA (#

8-2. A four-person fight against a terrible person

>>>In order to impress the beauties, let's see how the meat shield fights against the scary Boss!

Under the support of the meat shield, the group arrived at the waterfall area smoothly.Compared with the dots of fluorescent lights in other parts of the Eisley Forest, the energy fluorescent lights in the waterfall area seem to be... more?

"Hmm, it's too eye-catching." Meow Meow Xianbei blinked her eyes, pointed to the small waterfall not far away where the fluorescent balls spewed out, and suddenly said without thinking, "It seems to be peeing!"

Ai's little hand tilted suddenly, and the meat shield almost slapped the passing monster, looked in the direction he was pointing, and immediately raised Xiaoxin's thick eyebrows to teach solemnly: "Little Beier, urine is basically colorless, and a lot of urine is colorless. Sometimes it’s yellow, but if it’s green, there’s a problem.”

"Oh!" Meow Meow Senbei nodded earnestly, "So (so) it's green urine."

Salem, who was admiring this rare spectacle, suddenly lost interest.

"Baby's observation skills are really good." The teddy bear lightly rubbed Miao Miao Xianbei's head and smiled so pamperingly. He carried out the truth of his younger brother's accusation -- "My younger brother is always right" to the end, and he was not polite about pointing a deer for a horse.

Is this called observation?Salem felt something was wrong with his head.

"Miwu~" Miaomiao Xianbei rubbed against her brother sweetly, and it took a while to realize the gazes of the other two, and immediately stood up straight to express that she was not acting coquettishly, but her index finger thought it was very inconspicuously hooked. holding teddy bear.He blushed and puffed up his small chest, as if he wanted to show his masculinity, he said in a rough voice: "Go, what's next?"

Could it be... Seren couldn't help covering his mouth and whispering: "Tsundere?"

"Ding!" The system also whispered in his ear: "Player Seren has confirmed the attributes of player Miaomiao Senbei, and he has gained +20 cecum piercing speed. You are welcome to continue to poke, but please keep the volume to the lowest, so as not to be arrogant. Fried hair counterattack~"

Is that all right?Salem was speechless about the various index detections of the system.As for the meat shield who was sticking to his side all the time, when he heard that sentence, he chuckled and said, "My godbrother is like this, he likes to be coquettish and brave, so we just let him pretend not to notice."

"Are you godbrothers?" Salem asked curiously, forgetting for a moment how much he didn't want to talk to each other.

"Yeah, I've known their family for a long time. I watched Little Belle grow up, since she was so young..." Speaking of the past, Hu Dun also forgot to call himself a brother to show his handsomeness.He gesticulated the appearance of little Belle with both hands, and talked about the childhood anecdotes of the cute little godbrother with all his heart, and the words were lively and lively, which fascinated Salem who was aroused.

Miao Miao Xianbei, who was tired of sticking with her brother in Tsundere, turned her head and heard the two talking about his embarrassing things, and immediately yelled in embarrassment, and Bai Pengpeng raised her cat tail to express her dissatisfaction, "Tired (You) why are you speaking ill of me?"

"I didn't say anything bad, we were talking about how cute little Belle is." Hu Dun explained with a smile.

Ever since, as soon as the keywords came out, Miao Miao Xianbei exploded, "It's cute when it's tired! It's cute when it's tired! This is handsome!"

"Hahaha! Brother is cute and handsome, I know!" The thick-skinned meat shield stretched out his arms to hook him and laughed, "We brothers are so handsome and cute together!"

"Tired!" Tsundere Meow was so angry that he uttered a string of alien languages ​​with unknown meaning, while the teddy bear smiled silently at his younger brother's angry jumping, and only after a while did he pull him back to comfort him.

It's nice to have a family!Looking at this scene, Salem couldn't help feeling a little emotional.

After fighting for a while, they finally turned their attention back to the task after Miaomiao Xianbei turned into a kitten and rubbed it in his brother's arms to calm down.

"The waterfalls are widely distributed. There are three main waterfalls alone, not to mention the small waterfalls in the tributaries, and the route in the cave should be quite complicated." Hudun stared at the map for a moment, then looked around suspiciously, " Taylor? Didn't he think of something to bring us here?"

"On top." Salem gestured up.

The meat shield looked up and saw the teddy bear standing on a cloud and slowly descending. He was startled, "What? Teddy can fly? Then why did I need to step on the ground before?"

The teddy bear glanced at him coldly, not intending to answer.On the contrary, Beibei, the kitten rolling in his arms, poked out its little head, pulled its lower eyelids with one paw, spit out its little tongue and said contemptuously: "Slightly~Of course I let my brother hold your stupid head." Fly meow!"

"Oh, brother's heart is hurt!" In fact, he knew the answer more or less, but the meat shield still lowered Xiaoxin's thick eyebrows, held his chest and cried to Salem: "Beauty Xiaolun, I want to cry~"

Salem ignored the exaggerated head, and looked at Fang Shan brothers, "Do you have a clue?"

"Yeah!" Miao Miao Xianbei nodded her head, stretched out the small meat ball and pointed towards a certain place, and said in a proud tone: "My brother said that there are no...not "smoked sausage" "burning" meat

Salem suddenly missed the roast meat shop.

"Unusual commotion?" Hudun, who had long been accustomed to Bei-style Chinese, immediately clapped his hands and explained in a serious manner: "Ah! Some perverts said that man was too scary, so they escaped, and it wasn't the only ones who entered the grassland The wolf tribe, it is estimated that the monsters in that area were affected and wanted to flee, and Tai thought that the commotion should be something fleeing, so the person we are looking for may be in that direction?"

"Yeah." Hearing that the meat shield finally said something personal, the teddy bear rarely looked at him and responded lightly, and the fairy cloud under the seat slowly rose again, "Let's go."

That means go straight to it.So, the meat shield looked at Salem expectantly, a pair of large round lenses sparkled and reflected, and its brightness was not inferior to the surrounding fluorescent lights at all.

"Turn around." Salem spread his wings helplessly, grabbed the back of the meat shield and flew away with the teddy bear.

"Xiao Lun, in fact, you don't need to work hard. It's good for brother to hold you, otherwise you've worked too hard." Hudun said thoughtfully.

"No, I don't think it's hard." Salem refused politely and clearly.

However, Hu Dun still ran towards the opposite direction again, and was moved to tears, "Oh! Beauty Xiao Lun is so kind to brother!"

"..."

The fact is exactly as Teddy Bear expected, when they flew to the upper reaches of the third waterfall, they saw a large number of water birds flying out.They narrowly avoided the flight procession of birds, and landed by the stream where a few feathers had fallen.

Perhaps it was because the meat shield's field of vision was closer to the ground. As soon as he landed, he found the footprints of wild animals running out on the grass, and he shouted in surprise: "Wow! There are so many footprints!"

"What footprints?" Seren looked down but felt dazzled. A large number of fluorescent balls covered the entire forest, not to mention footprints, not even a single flower or plant could be seen.He rubbed his visually fatigued eyes and said doubtfully, "There are too many fluorescent lights around here."

"Yeah! Meow! The eye sockets are so pretty, meow~" Meow Meow Xianbei blinked her kitty eyes, and her cute pupils, which were usually round and round, had to shrink into a straight line, and his green eye whites made his eye sockets look like they were hanging Two fluorescent balls.

"Really? Brother thinks it's okay." The meat shield looked around in a daze, only to feel that the field of vision was very clear, and the fluorescent balls did not affect it at all.

When Salem heard this, he remembered that the other party had such unobstructed vision in a dark tunnel last time, so he joked, "Probably your glasses are not only anti-black but also anti-flash."

"Ding! The player Seren has realized the function of the special equipment "House Glasses" - it is suitable for anti-flash and anti-black, and he can get +100 for piercing the cecum. Make a profit, gain +100 degree of piercing the cecum, and upgrade "Zhai Zhai Glasses" to "Zhai Zhai Glasses +2"."

"..."

After the system sound, the reflection of Zhai Zhai's glasses became brighter again. Sai Lun and Miao Miao Senbei have expressed that they don't want to complain about the game anymore.

"Aha! Brother, I can see more clearly!" Hu Dun flicked his hairy bangs, feeling more and more proud of the shape he designed.

The teddy bear, who had been silent all along, opened his thin lips lightly as if reciting a spell, but suddenly frowned, and asked in a deep voice, "Are your skills normal?"

"Ah?"

The three of them did experiments one after another in puzzlement, and both the meat shield and Salem used it as usual, but Miaomiao Xianbei was stunned, "Meow! The nest can't change back to human form to provoke meow!"

"Huh? Could it be a bug? Should I call the GM?" the meat shield immediately asked worriedly.

"I can't use demon skills." The teddy bear patted Beibei in his arms to comfort, and looked into the depths of the forest with narrowed eyes, "This task is not very beneficial to demons."

The fluorescent light in Eisley Forest belongs to pure and undefiled energy. The more abundant the fluorescent light, the cleaner the atmosphere in this place. However, it is not normal if it is too clean.Just now he tried to relieve the discomfort by dispelling the fluorescent light with the magic energy, but he didn't know that he couldn't read three words of the magic formula, and his physical strength was lost by half in an instant, so he gave up.Such a phenomenon has never happened before, and Miao Miao Xianbei, who is a cat demon, can't use her demon power to transform people, while the dwarf race's meat shield and elf race's Seren have no effect, so it can be inferred.

"I remembered that someone on the forum said that he suddenly couldn't use his skills while gathering in Esle Forest, but he quickly returned to normal. He thought it was just a temporary bug." Salem said after hearing the conclusion.He looked at the forest map and found that they were located in the most remote corner. This area has always been sparsely populated, and there are not many tasks or resource collection. Even if there are abnormalities, not many people will pay attention.

"So is it related to this mission?" The meat shield opened the mission panel and found that the content had been updated——

"[Special Mission] "Scary People in the Forest": Please follow the footprints of the wild wolves to find the lair, and help them solve their serious problems and return home. 』

"So it turned out that those were the footprints of the wild wolf tribe." The meat shield scratched the explosive head and looked at the two people who had lost their combat capabilities. "Do you want to continue? What if we want to fight later?"

"Does Belle want to finish it? It might be dangerous." The teddy bear lowered its head and rubbed Beibei's little cat.

"Hmm..." Miao Miao Xianbei stretched out two meat balls to hug her brother's hand and nibbled it, meowing softly and coquettishly, "But I'm curious, I don't want to touch a scary person, meow."

Salem thought for a while, "Actually, according to the previous development of the Wolf Boss level, it may not be necessary to use fighting."

"That's right! And yesterday we also won the Rabbit Gila by using vomiting medicine, so we didn't fight much at all." The meat shield echoed.

"Meow? Vomiting medicine? Yes, meow!" the playful Miao Miao immediately opened her bag to check after hearing this, "If you encounter a Boss battle later, let's do the same! Flaws (eating) provoke the "Moldy Carrot" that will cause diarrhea, meow hehe!"

Now that the baby brother has said so, the brother's control of the teddy bear will follow.So, with the help of the meat shield "Zhai Zhai Glasses + 2", they followed the fleeing footprints of the wild wolves and finally came to a considerable waterfall.

Looking at the Pounding Waterfall, which continuously sprayed large fluorescent balls from the huge gap, Salem suddenly had an ominous premonition.The previous small waterfall was said by the little cat demon to be like a certain physiological behavior. This time the waterfall is so big, so don't think of it again.However--

"Meow! Seems to be lining up..."

"Don't say it!" Seren immediately interrupted in horror, for fear that the child would say something that would make him not want to step into the Eisley Forest again.

"Meow? Why don't you say it, meow?" Meow Meow Senbei looked at Salem suspiciously, and continued unconsciously, "Isn't that big fluorescent ball like a green fish egg meow?"

"Fish...fish eggs?" Seren was stunned.

"That's right, meow, the fish eggs are good and flawed, ah! Brother Lun doesn't like flawed fish eggs, meow?" The eyes of the little cat demon are so innocent, it is cuter than that of the cat in boots.

"Hi, I like it." Salem was completely embarrassed. The same thing as Mingming Liu, the small one looks like excrement, but the big one looks like food. How did this come to be associated?

"Oh, does Miss Xiao Lun like to eat fish eggs?" Hudun, who was completely out of shape, immediately seized the great opportunity to ask for a date, "Where is the fish egg sushi? Brother knows that there is a sushi restaurant that serves fish eggs on time. We can Let's go eat together."

"Uh, ok, let's talk!" Seren, who hadn't recovered from the impact, felt that he might not want to see the fish eggs anymore, so he had to deal with it casually and then quickly shifted the focus, "There may be a path leading to the back of the waterfall over there. , go and have a look."

Woohoo!Beauty Xiao Lun agrees to go on a date with brother!The meat shield who always misunderstood, once again ecstatically raised his fist to the sky and made a victory gesture, completely forgetting that there is not only a time difference between them, but also a serious geographical gap. Dating is just a cloud!

Carefully walking around behind the waterfall, they really saw a house sign saying "There is a crazy wolf inside", with a satyr's Chumi face painted on it, the four of them were silent for half a second, and decided to pretend they didn't see it and move on.After stepping into the cave, the light dimmed. Unlike the fluorescent phosphors outside, there was no fluorescent light in the cave. Fortunately, the upgraded glasses of the meat shield were powerful enough to emit a terrible The beam of the flashlight allows them to see the road in front of them clearly.

"A light bulb is indeed a light bulb, meow." The still kitten-like Miao Miao Senbei suddenly murmured, and the teddy bear laughed and rubbed the little Miao's belly lightly.The meat shield glanced at them inexplicably, and then continued to take the lead and walked inward.

The path of the cave is extremely complicated and difficult, and it takes a lot of time to explore the map to find the target, but "Opus" is not just a spoof game that allows players to try their luck, although it does not display arrows pointing directly to the task like traditional games The destination, but will leave clues for players to trace the clues.Simply put, this is a game that requires observation and brain thinking.

Among the four of them, Miaomiao Xianbei has practiced intermediate monitoring skills because of her powerful brain power, often inexplicably piercing the cecum or learning gossip, let alone Tai who is known as the Great Demon God. Di Xiong's keen analysis and observation ability and clear and calm mind can be seen in yesterday's prairie monster rampage.Even the seemingly impulsive meat shields on weekdays can make the best response judgments in an emergency, otherwise they would not have the guts to fight high-level monsters with low-level skills.

Therefore, when they traced back to a stone room with the messy things left behind by the wild wolves in a hurry, Salem suddenly felt a bit of melancholy spreading in his heart.

"What's wrong with Miss Xiao Lun?" Hearing this, the meat shield thought he was nervous, so he pulled out his loving little hand to pull off the hood, and patted his chest to assure him: "Don't be afraid, I have brother here, I will definitely protect you!"

"Uh, I'm fine." After twitching the corners of his mouth slightly in response, Salem released the wind elf who returned blood and demons first, "Are you going in?"

"Yeah." Although the teddy bear can't use demonic attack skills because it can't be half-demonized, fortunately, the healing and status blessings that belong to fairy skills can still work.After waving his magic staff and affixing the Immortal Seal of the auxiliary group, he put the Miaomiao Senbei into the lapel of his chest, "Hide away, baby."

"Yeah~" Beibei's little milk cat nestled down very consciously, stretched out a small paw and waved at them, "Come on, meow!"

"Okay!" The meat shield pushed open the stone door full of morale, and the biting cold wind rushed towards him.He shook off the goosebumps all over his body, took a big step, and the two beams of light from Zhai Zhai's glasses immediately shone into the room.

At this moment, except for Tai Moshen who calmed down, everyone else felt their scalps go numb, and almost blurted out: "Sadako!"

In a dark room, there is a figure with loose long hair lying on its stomach. The red name on the top of its head is "Scary Man", and the messy long hair that is as black as ink keeps growing and hangs down on the ground The ends of his hair turned into thick black air, covering the entire space in an endless darkness.

It wouldn't be scary if this person was just lying quietly, but this Boss man seemed to smell a life, so he stood up tremblingly, slowly stretched out his bony hand, and looked at him at an unnatural angle. They spread their pale fingers.The black hair covering the face reveals a pair of cold green light patrolling the faces of the four people, and finally stops on the explosive head that specializes in monsters and hatred, as if he is going to imitate Sadako to stare at the meat shield with the white of his eyes in the next second .

The scene is so realistic!Won't it scare the faint of heart into a heart attack?Seren, who is rarely frightened by ghost movies, shuddered, let alone a certain cat demon who claimed to be the most handsome and brave, but was actually timid and vulgar.

"Meow ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh Randomly pulled out a "Moldy Carrot" from the bag and threw it at Sadako Boss, even more "bravely" burst into tears and yelled a string of alien languages.

"Oh, little Belle, don't shoot so fast!" The meat shield rushed over to draw hatred, and Salem also quickly released the fire unicorn, and the teddy bear protected the shivering little milk cat with one hand, and raised its staff to replenish blood.

Unexpectedly, a cry of surprise that seemed to be moved suddenly sounded-"Ah, chicken...leg..."

Ah?drumstick?Everyone was stunned.

I saw that the "hidden weapon" that was still flying in the air suddenly turned its angle, and fell into the hands of "Scary Man" as if being sucked in.Then, the Boss monster who was still filming a horror movie in Cosplay Sadako, immediately went off the scene and happily gnawed on the chicken leg, and made a satisfied chewing sound, "Mmm... delicious... so delicious... Mmm uh..."

This sudden change made the meat shield slip and almost tripped, and the snack foodie Miao Miao Xianbei was even more surprised. He quickly checked his bag, only to find that he had just lost something wrong, so he grabbed his brother and cried angrily , "Meow woo woo! The last chicken leg in Chengzhi juice didn't mess with Meow!"

"We..." Salem pointed to the green name on the boss's head, and said with a rather dark smile, "Isn't it true that the special dismissal method is triggered again?"

"Ding!" Then the system came to answer, "Congratulations to the player Miao Miao Xianbei who triggered the [special situation task] "The Foodie Who Starved to Death" within 5 minutes. task down."

5 minutes to feed?

They looked suspiciously at the Boss who had finished eating the chicken leg and was staring at them. Not only did the name on the top of the opponent's head change to "Food that is dying of starvation", but there was also an extremely long hunger bar above it, and when the player ate it It can fill nearly 50% of the chicken legs, but only less than [-]% of the progress?

God, it really is a foodie!

Conscious that there was never enough food in the bag to feed the foodie Boss, the meat shield and Salem looked at the loving brothers group in unison.Walking all the way from Yueling City, they have already seen how rich the food storage of these two people is, especially the kitten's mouth has almost never stopped eating. Therefore, to solve the hunger problem of big foodies, it is natural to find Snackie and his professional feeder too.So, under the hint of their eyes, Miao Miao Senbei cried and threw out all kinds of dishes, snacks, drinks, ice products, etc. in the bag again.

"Whoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhthhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.

Miaomiao Xianbei mourns every time she loses a piece of food. With that pitiful look of being robbed of food, the brother-in-law brother feels distressed, and he keeps softly comforting him: "Baby, don't cry, brother who is gone will help You cook, good boy."

As a pet brother who has a bottomless stomach, Teddy Bear's first life skill is cooking, and he vows to cook all the delicacies that can be made in the game for Miao Miao Xianbei to make up for his inability to eat. The regret of taking care of the baby in reality.However, for this damned broken task, he actually sent his loving food to this inexplicable NPC, and he was furious, but he had to hold back first.

Foodie Boss must have been hungry for too long. The food was wiped out within a few seconds as soon as he received it. He even swallowed a 32-inch double-layer cream cake in a few mouthfuls. Even so, the level of satiety on the empty bar is still very small Pitiful.

"Meow ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah meow!"

With only 1 minute left, the food for the brother group has been exhausted, but the progress bar of the Foodie Boss barely exceeds 60%, which made Miao Miao Xianbei, who suffered a heavy loss, cry heartbroken.Therefore, Hutton and Salem had no choice but to quickly open the bag and offer the little food they had left. At this moment——

"Ah, right! I forgot that I have "Gugu Chawansteam"!" Only then did the meat shield realize that there was a magical reward in the bag for the task of caressing Gugu: "Gugu" that instantly fills up satiety and physical strength Chawanmushi" and quickly threw it to the foodie Boss.Sure enough, as soon as the other party ate the chawanmushi, the remaining 40% of the empty bars were filled immediately, and the system also sent out a loud ding to congratulate them for passing the level.

"Yes! The emergency slide was successful at the last second! Hahaha!" The meat shield threw his waist into the sky and laughed triumphantly, but he didn't know that there were two angry glares behind him, which made Salem break out in a cold sweat. Stepped aside to protect himself.

『Team system message: Player Tank Afro has been kicked out of the team by Captain Teddy Bear Biscuit. 』

"Huh? Tai, what are you doing?" Hudun looked at the two brothers who were full of resentment in a daze, "Ah, why did you change your cosplay Sadako?"

"Heh." The teddy bear held up its staff and smiled so glamorously.

"Tired? A? Pig? Head? Deng!" The bruised little meow, with a face full of veins, stretched out two claws with sharp and shiny nails, followed by the staff swung by the elder brother, and rushed towards Xiaosan in anger. Afro, "Give me back my food, meow-"

"Ughhhhhhhhhhh—"

Amidst the wailing of the meat shield whose head was covered in blood, Salem couldn't bear to turn his face away and sighed softly. Sure enough, he was the only normal person.

postscript:

Xiao Lunmei's impression of Aiden is getting better and better... Laughing wwwwwww (#

The next article is still this foodie Boss yo XDDD

By the way, Xiao Lun is indeed the only normal person in this work, right? AWA (#

8-3. Conquer the Beauty Boss

>>>In order to impress the beauties, the meat shield afro decided to use it!

"Ding! The foodie who is full is about to wake up, please continue talking after the NPC transforms, so as to complete [Special Task] "Scary People in the Forest"."

The four people who regrouped looked at the NPC in the middle of the room, and saw that the figure who looked like Hei Sadako had changed into a completely opposite image.The long black hair that exuded black air was neatly tied into a ponytail, revealing clear and translucent skin and delicate facial features, coupled with a pair of clear and pure green big eyes, he was like a handsome young man who made people's eyes shine.

Thus, the beauty detection radar on a certain exploding head sent out a loud signal.

"Oh——my——God! I didn't expect this Boss to be such a fresh and natural beauty!" The meat shield, who was excited when he saw the beauty, immediately rushed forward to hold the NPC's hand, as moved as if he had picked up a peerless work of art Tears filled the frame, and he blamed himself full of remorse: "Fortunately, I didn't hit you. I really made the beauty suffer just now. I have been hungry for so long. If I had known that the beauty was suffering from this, I would definitely send you off immediately." Gudan tea bowl steamed, it’s okay to give you all of them..."

So if someone looks too ugly, you just starve to death, right?So what kind of tea bowl steaming, if you take it out early, you won't waste so much food, stinky pig head!Miaomiao Xianbei glared at the dwarf Brother Pig resentfully, feeling that his claws were so itchy that he wanted to grind them.

Ah!The narrow-minded teddy bear slumped his face and slightly curled his lips, thinking carefully about how to "adjust" the workload of a certain employee.

Hmph, the bunch of sweet talk before, like a brown candy that you can't get rid of, but now you turn to others immediately, this guy is really a superficial flirt who only cares about his face.Different from the thoughts of the other two, Salem silently despised the meat shield who hooked up with the beauty, and felt an inexplicable discomfort in his heart.

Unaware of all kinds of grievances and slanders from his teammates, the meat shield ecstatically expressed it before finally returning to the point, "Oh! Seeing that I was so excited, I forgot to introduce myself. My name is Ai...Huodun Afro, May I ask the beauty's name?"

"Hmm...my name is...Yu?" The beautiful young NPC seemed to be warmly courted for the first time, and a faint blush appeared on his face.At the same time he finished his reply, the name on the top of his head changed from "A Very Full Eater" to "Yu? ".

"Yu, what a good name!" Not noticing the uncertainty in the other party's tone, the meat shield smiled and wanted to praise the beauty again, only then remembered what he had forgotten, and rushed back to Seren, holding Hold his hand and confess affectionately: "Oh, beauty Xiao Lun, please forgive me for being impulsive. I just got too excited to see the beauty. Please don't worry, I only have you in my heart!"

"I'm not worried." Salem withdrew his hand coldly, not intending to respond to any of this person's remarks, but heard the system beep happily——

"Ding! After the player meat shield Afro hooked up with the NPC "Yu?", he changed his mind and showed his love to the player Seren, which made the NPC "Yu?" feel cheated, and his favorability value for the player meat shield Afro -100... "

"Ah? Why do Yumei people hate you? Brother, you are telling the truth!" It was the first time he was deducted by an NPC, and the meat shield knelt down and cried, his whole body was shrouded in shadow.

"Pfft, you deserve it!" Seeing that his retribution came quickly, Salem laughed in a low voice, but the system hadn't finished speaking——

"Player Seren felt jealous after witnessing the ambiguous object, the player Afro hooked up with the NPC "Yu?", and the level of ambiguity between the two was raised from level [-] to level [-] with double blessings. Lun and NPC "Yu?" became "Ambiguous Love Rival" relationship."

High, orgasm?What kind of strange title is this?wrong!Who said he was jealous?He doesn't want to be an ambiguous love rival with an NPC!Salem was completely dumbfounded.To make matters worse, another protagonist of the incident caught a certain keyword quite accurately.

"Whoa! Jealous? Xiao Lun actually cares so much about brother?" The meat shield instantly revived with full blood on the spot, and bloomed colorful flowers full of energy, "Brother understands! Since Xiao Lun doesn't like it, brother in the future I won’t talk to beauties anymore, and I will follow you wholeheartedly every day!”

"No." Salem held his forehead with a headache and was about to cover his face and cry bitterly. Why did it become like this again?Who did he provoke?

"Meow heh heh heh!" Miao Miao Senbei, who was still whimpering, pulled her brother's skirt to the NPC "Yu?" "Looked at it, then tilted the kitten's head in confusion and asked, "Yu? Why is there a question mark behind (what)? Meow? You don't know your name, meow?"

"Well, I..." Yu nodded and was about to answer, when he met the cold gaze cast by the teddy bear, his face turned pale immediately, and he burst into tears "uah".So the system beeps again——

"Ding! Congratulations to the player Teddy Bear Biscuit for being the 200th NPC who cried with iceberg face, the favorability value with NPC "Yu?" ", players are welcome to make persistent efforts and march towards the record throne of scaring and crying NPCs [-] times!"

The way to acquire special skills in this game is so elusive!The four were speechless.

Seeing that the NPC who seemed to have a glass heart was still sobbing, the meat shield couldn't bear to see the beauty cry and tried to comfort her, but was deducted another [-] favorability points because she already had an affair and tried to hook up with others. Therefore, it was judged to be suspected of being playful.Therefore, the meat shield who was hit again had no choice but to shut up.

In order to continue the mission, Salem tried to talk, but unexpectedly the other party cried even more fiercely, the reason was——

"Ding! The player Seren and the NPC "Yu?" were treated by the same object. Under the same illness, the two became the relationship of "The Same Fallen People in the End of the World". However, due to the scene injury, NPC "Yu?" Communicate with player Salem."

"What the hell is this?" Salem felt powerless towards this game.And the teddy bear, who has always been gentle to his younger brother, naturally watched everything with a cold eye, even though he was obviously scared to cry.Therefore, the only thing that can come in handy is the little cute thing.

"Miu~ Brother Xiaoyu, don't cry and make meow, my brother's face is born like that, he didn't mean to be mean to you meow..." The cute little cat Miaomiao Xianbei jumped in front of Yu and rubbed it After a while, he rolled around and meowed a few times, making the NPC so cute that his heart blossomed, and the favorability value continued to increase, and the mission was finally able to proceed.

"Actually, I lost my memory. The name came from the engraving on the necklace on my body..." Yu squatted on the ground, gently stroking the head of Beibei's little milk cat, and slowly talked about what happened after losing his memory—— In the only existing memory, when he woke up, he was already in this stone cave lair, surrounded by terrifying and vicious-looking monsters.He was frightened and didn't know what he had done, and when he regained his senses, all the monsters ran away.He tried to get out of here, but got lost in the cave, and finally collapsed in this stone room, tired and hungry, with no memory of what happened next.

simply put