Someone about yo AWA
[Preview for the next part] "Each has something to say": Kiss Allen?Hu Lun's past, Taibei's small talk, about 4000 words, probably next Wednesday morning.
26. Each has something to say
>>>Beauty's past and present are so different that even good sisters are sweating!
"Sister Hu, I misunderstood! It was an accident..."
"Fuck you! It was an accident to touch my mother's butt, and that old woman also accidentally beat you into a mental retardation!"
"Then, then let sister Hu touch my butt?"
"Fuck! My mother kicked your ass until you prolapse!"
"Pfft..."
On that evening ten years ago, she was teaching an unknown guy in a corner of the campus, but she was interrupted by a sudden laugh. She was full of swear words and ready to fire, but she froze when she raised her eyes and stared away. .
The beauty who happened to pass by by chance never stopped in her footsteps, she just smiled lightly, and disappeared like a cloud in the sky.There was no sarcasm, no flattery, an elegant smile without any meaning, dispelled the anger in her heart, and painted a color in her heart that lasted for a long time.
For the first time, she felt ashamed of her rudeness. This was Ling Xiaohu's first meeting with Xi Lun.
Accustomed to the almost perfection of Titus since she was a child, she never thought that she could meet a man as beautiful as her cousin.In the later getting along, she also realized that this person is smart, capable, talented, calm and elegant, and even better, Brother Lun has something that his cousin seriously lacks-temperature.Unlike Belle's cousin who left his feelings to Belle alone, Brother Lun is gentle and polite to everyone, and is more considerate to his friends, but he also loves to quarrel with them. It belongs to human temperature.
And God is fair after all. For women, Brother Lun has a great flaw, that is, he only loves men.Despite this, he is still the male god in her heart, because of his promise: "You are my forever girl."
During the years before she stepped out of college, she, Brother Lun, and Ah Quan were always the golden iron triangle.Whenever Ah Quan complained that her man-wife was not girly, Brother Lun would always say: "Xiao Hu is so cute and straightforward. It is because Ah Quan has a bad taste. No wonder he was always dumped." Speaking of which, although Brother Lun would tap her on the head and scold with a smile: "Temperament! Don't be too exaggerated."
Once she had a big quarrel with someone, and the other party scolded her for her bad temper and being unloved, Brother Lun held her hand in public and said to the other party: "I am her boyfriend, what do you say about her?"
Later, when they talked about it again, Brother Lun laughed and said, "It's okay, if you really can't get married, let Ah Quan take responsibility."
Ah Quan was dissatisfied immediately, "Why did you throw the man's wife to Lao Tzu?"
"Who told you that you are a man who has lost love for thousands of years." Brother Lun easily choked Ah Quan to death with one sentence.
"Then why aren't you in charge? It's not my mother's fault for the uncle's face!" She ignored Ah Quan's face and twitched again.
As a result, the male god raised a charming smile, "Do I look like someone who is frustrated in love?"
"..."
"..."
The confident and radiant smile in the memory is still so clear, but now it is no longer seen, who would have thought?Brother Lun, who is actually victorious and unyielding in his heart, has been silently enduring a lot of grief until the accident of losing a loved one five years ago broke out, and then the experience in Paris worsened.As a result, the two people who were the least loved and never called at the time really got married and lived happily ever after, while the person who was the least likely to be frustrated changed completely after four years of seeing each other.
Please come to anyone, as long as you really love Brother Lun and let him live happily, I don't care what attribute the attack is, even if you are stupid, short and ugly, it doesn't matter!
She really thinks so, so whenever she finds out single men of good character and homosexuality this year, she tries her best to help match up. However, Brother Lun lives in a tight house and never goes out, and his head is still shrewd. For the first time, she saw through her trick of tricking him into going on a date.So, she turned her mind to online games again. There are many cases of online dating with good results, not to mention she has to check it out!who knows--
How could it be that he met that narcissistic embryo pig Toodeng?And the image was so bad that she was deceived too!
She didn't know Aiden very well, but her words and deeds of always dating a beautiful boy with a good girl were enough for her to classify this guy into the group of big carrots.What's more, every time they went to New York to visit the two brothers, she and Xiaotu had often been entangled by that pig's head. If it wasn't for the cousin to block it, the naturally stupid Xiaotu would have been poisoned!
Alas, how can this kind of person be worthy of Brother Lun?
After logging into the game again, he sighed and opened the map to check other people's locations.Cousin and Belle are in a remote corner near the west gate, and they must have kissed me again.Brother Lun and Zhutou are on the... stage in the central plaza?Isn't it only possible to go up when there are activities?What are they doing there?
"The third level, the test you two have drawn is..." The host NPC looked at the question, and a pair of rotten girls' eyes lit up, "Please kiss in public for five seconds!"
"Whoa--"
Amidst the laughter and cheers, Salem was choked by the black thread and bled internally, wishing he could slap that stinky pig's head so excited that it was about to squirt nosebleeds.
After bluffing off the line earlier, Rou Dun was hit hard. He couldn't see the distressed face that was about to cry, so he agreed to accompany Rou Dun to wander around to have fun, but they accidentally bumped into each other to participate in this temporary event. The couple flashed the test, and they were stipulated that if they failed the test, the princess had to hug the city three times and shout the confession.
When did Dolana have so many gossip-loving NPCs?Salem glared at the expectant man, and was so angry that he kicked the meat shield's calf to vent his anger, "It's all your fault!"
"Hiss... that's right, it's all brother's fault, Xiao Lun is right in whatever you say." Hu Dun grinned as he jumped on his feet in pain, with his head still raised high, clearly ready to come for a kiss .
Shameless people are the most invincible. No matter how annoyed Salem is, he will be punished if he does not accept the test. It is enough to be humiliated by the princess hugging the city three times, but he has no shame in confessing loudly!One is ashamed for five seconds, and the other is so embarrassing that you want to delete your account, no matter how stupid you are, you will know which one to choose.
So, after grinding his teeth, he vigorously grabbed the collar of the meat shield and stuck it on, thinking to himself that he was doing a kissing scene, since he was not inexperienced anyway!
Although he was so self-consoling, the hot ears still betrayed Salem's mood, and the bluff who came running just happened to encounter this scene.
"Five seconds to arrive! Congratulations to players Afro and Seren, who have passed the test, the rewards will be sent to your mailbox, please remember to claim them!"
As soon as the host NPC announced the approval, Seren, who was already blushing, immediately let go of the meat shield and swung his palm angrily, "Bastard! Who allowed you to stick out your tongue?"
"Brother can't help it." Hu Dun rubbed his head and said with a smirk.
"Oh~"
"Stick out your tongue?"
"It's so intense!"
Hearing a low cry from the audience, Salem realized what he had accidentally admitted, and the system seized the opportunity to make a rain of love to announce that the couple's level had been upgraded, and even awarded the title of "Couple Who Kissed in Public".
"God..." Now, he really wanted to delete the number.
After the activity ended, Salem, who was still angry, decided to ignore the angry afro and walked all the way to the west gate, and the meat shield chased after him, yelling with a happy face: "Wife! Little girl!" Mrs. Lun! Don’t be angry, my wife~”
"..."
"Xiao Lun's wife~"
"..."
"Wife~"
Also draw the ending note!The stinky pig is shameless... Salem cursed all the way, and the meat shield kept calling, until he finally couldn't take it anymore, and turned around and cursed on the impulse: "What are you doing?"
"Ding!" Hearing this system sound, Seren knew that he had jumped into the pit again, "Player Seren personally admitted the identity of the wife of the player Afro, the meat shield, and the two were awarded the title "Private Lifetime Couple", and An additional 2 consecutive upgrades, and the couple's level has been doubled from 22 to 26 with double blessings. Players are welcome to make persistent efforts and go straight to the church to get married and enter the bridal chamber~?"
"I... well, forget it." Salem gave up resistance completely.
"Whoa! Xiaolun's wife finally agreed to marry brother!" The overwhelmed meat shield immediately rushed to hug him, tiptoed and pouted, "Honey, let's kiss again... oh! "
"Bastard! Don't push yourself!"
There was non-stop smacking of the head in the front, and helpless sighs in the back.
Hu Lan, who was peeping all the way, looked at the flirting two bitterly, and the worry in his heart soared to the sky.
In the past, no matter which boyfriend he dated, Brother Lun was able to dominate the relationship between the two with ease. Even when faced with suitors who did not intend to accept, he could always deal with it calmly.To put it simply, Brother Lun was a standard elegant queen!Even if he eloped with that Frenchman in love back then, he had never been so at a loss what to do, why did he mess up with Zhu Toudeng?It's almost like...
As a popular rotten female writer, she quickly deduced with a rotten brain with no limit, and came to a conclusion——
It's over, it's over now!
"Meow? So sister Hu and Brother Lun really know each other? That's great, meow~"
The kitten, who finally woke up after listening to the explanation, opened its big round cat eyes and flicked its tail, as if very happy, which made the teddy bear a little depressed. What is it about the person with only cheeks that attracts the baby? ?He stretched out his hand to scratch the cat's upturned belly, and said with a bit of jealousy: "So happy?"
"Mihehe... It's itchy... Meow..." The little white-eyed meow with occasional brain loss did not smell the sour vinegar smell that filled the tent at all, so he cried and laughed and twisted his body. The ball kept hitting Brother Lun until his body was finally out of its clutches, then he gasped and meowed, "Meow, I...I adore Brother Lun so much... Meow..."
"Um?"
A flat nasal sound was a danger signal for a big brother of the vinegar barrel, but the little stupid cat didn't realize it yet, raised two meat balls and rubbed his face and continued: "Yes, meow, he is very good, he can play any role." Super good, he sings very well, I bought a lot of his albums, meow! He even dances very handsomely.”
"..."
Singing, acting, and dancing, all of which hit the fatal point of a certain brother who lacks artistic talent. If the words just now were replaced by PVP moves, several " -9999"'s critical hit, the resurrection pool has been reborn several times, and it's not finished yet.However, after hearing what he said, Teddy Bear finally confirmed his previous guess.
After Miao Li Miao la finished talking, Miao Miao Xianbei found out that her brother hadn't responded, so she tilted the kitten's head in doubt, "Hey? Why is my brother's face dark? Are you uncomfortable meow?"
Finally remember to care about yourself?The teddy bear flicked the kitten's nose slightly, "So?"
"So, if Zhu Tou Deng really chases after Brother Lun, and Brother Lun is good friends with Sister Xiaohu, then don't we just... meow...that "kiss and kiss" meow, so that Brother Lun will not Will run away again, and then let the uncle persuade him to come back, maybe he can... Meow Hehe!" After the Chinese and English mixed words, the thief Xiaomiao blinked her round cat eyes and smiled cutely, really It makes people want to eat him on the spot.
"Come back baby."
"Meow."
With a "touch" sound, Miaomiao Xianbei was about to sit up, and didn't notice his own state, but was suddenly pushed down by the teddy bear, and then saw the handsome face that made him blush and heartbeat. enlarge.
"The correct expression of the idiom just now is kissing and kissing, this is kissing and kissing."
"Well……"
Full of affection, Xiao Aojiao was so ashamed that he couldn't think of anything, he could only breathe lightly and moan continuously, letting his brother want to "kiss and kiss" him, until a few calls came from afar, and he was shocked. Bounced up, bumped headfirst against the relentless people, and hurriedly crawled out, "He, he, he, they come... Eh, eh? Vomit!"
The teddy bear pinched the bridge of its nose resentfully, and was slandering the group of people who didn’t come sooner or later and chose to pick on the people who appeared at this time, when they saw the baby suddenly collapsed and retched, so he hurriedly hugged the person back nervously to check, "What's wrong?"
"Woooo——No, don't move... I have a headache and want to vomit..."
Headache and nausea?Thinking of the previous state of drunkenness, Teddy Bear was startled and looked at the status list of Miao Miao Senbei—"Hangover state: 18 minutes left"
"..."
"Uoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo..."
Therefore, black-hearted fake food with unknown ingredients should not be eaten indiscriminately!
Finding that the hangover state has less influence on the cat form, Miaomiao Xianbei had to turn back into a kitten, and Brother Ren carried him out of the tent.When the others saw him like this, they laughed again.
The bluffing emotions come and go quickly, and now I am looking at the screenshots shared by Salem and the meat shield, and complained unceremoniously, "Puff hahahaha! You idiot! You put everything in your mouth, are you Are you not satisfied with the oral period?"
"Hmph..." Finally survived the countdown, Miao Miao Senbei jumped off the ground and turned into a human form, made a tongue-out grimace at Hu Lan, then raised the staff emitting red light, "This is called experimental spirit! Look, weapons have evolved."
Blunt glanced at the name "Licked Candy Cane Staff" and couldn't help laughing back: "Yeah, it hardened after being licked..."
"Ling? Little? Hu!" The teddy bear interrupted her with a veiny and angry voice before she finished speaking, and pulled back Miao Miao Xianbei to protect it from the pollution of this unscrupulous rotten girl.
"Temperament." Sai Lun helplessly patted her head and sighed, this girl really got worse the bigger she got.
"Hahaha! Little Hu is so talented!" Hu Dun clapped his hands and laughed loudly, and then persuaded the teddy bear, "Tai, don't be nervous, little Belle is not young, it's time to understand this."
The teddy bear glared at the explosive head without saying a word, but Miaomiao Senbei looked at the staff in a daze, and then looked at everyone in a daze, "Isn't it hard to provoke?"
"..."
"Puchi!"
"Pfft ha ha ha ha!"
Now even Salem couldn't help laughing, isn't this too simple?
A group of people laughed and came to Ximen to meet the striking driver.Seeing the cosplay as Arnold's middle school NPC, they rolled their eyes and decided to communicate the team battle mode first.In general, nothing has changed. The thin-blooded legal professions stand behind, and the two melee-types with thick skin and thick flesh charge forward. Because the meat shields have aggro-boosting physique, the main task of bluffing is still to clear the enemy as soon as possible and reduce the damage. The burden of the tank, as a backup tank when necessary.
"No problem! I'm quick to kill monsters, pig head, don't worry about carrying monsters!" Fu Lan effortlessly picked up the dragon-patterned bone sword inlaid with bloody red jade, and didn't notice that he used Chinese Game terminology that only the language family understands.
So, two Adouzai who heard the word "carrying monsters" for the first time raised their hands up, "'carrying' monsters?"
"..."
"But if you 'carry' the monster, you won't have any hands to fight the monster?" Hudun was annoyed.
"Ah! Do you want to "carry" the monster and throw it outside?" Meow Miao Xianbei thinks this reasoning is quite reasonable.
I was really embarrassed, "Sometimes I really don't know whether to say your Chinese is good or bad."
"Should I fly over?" Seeing the teddy bear nodding, Salem looked at Hua Lan without thinking too much, "Then what should you do?"
Dare Brother Lun wants to carry that pig's head?Blunt glanced at the face of the meat shield as a matter of course, and couldn't help but feel sad that he had been forgotten by the male god, so he took out the newly acquired flying tool angrily, and said arrogantly: "Dan Maeve helped the old lady and the dwarves get sunken." , isn’t it great?”
"Oh, oh, oh, oh—"
"..."
Looking at the "Small Small Only Raised Chicken" with its big chicken head screaming non-stop, all the men present couldn't help but sigh, the combination of rotten female players and rotten female NPCs is really powerful!
postscript:
Roughly revealed the past of the three of Hu Lunquan WWW
Congratulations to Aiden for getting engaged to Beauty Xiao Lun~ (Sprinkling (There is no ###
The next part is to fight the boss in a dungeon, and the whole process is about [-] words, so I would like to ask for an opinion, do you want to divide it into two parts?Or do you want to watch it all in one go? (grass
[Preview for the next part] "Boss Fighting and Affair": A five-person team fighting a boss led to a bloody affair?About [-] words, probably released on Saturday morning.
27. Fighting the Boss also has an affair
->>>Facing the most speechless Boss, an embarrassing affair is about to begin~AWA(#
[Lingjia Zoo III Xiaoqiangxing also courts love] Do not come with afro
By Meow Ba thirsty Ji Ji
27. Fighting the Boss also has an affair
Came again to the experimental base of Dolana West Garden, facing the new shape of the Gundam Statue, the victim wailed shockingly.
"No! How did my RG1/1RX-78-2 Gundam Ver.GFT become like this?" The strike driver stretched out his trembling fingers, and looked at the Gundam wearing a one-eyed mask with a "" under maintenance" sign.
"..."
Having personally experienced the previous laser chasing and fleeing battle, the meat shield and Salem glanced at Miaomiaoxianbei guiltily, and then looked back calmly, hoping that the NPC didn't notice that the murderer was by his side.On the other hand, Miao Miao Xianbei, who has lost her memory of drunkenness, blinked her innocent big eyes and exclaimed "Wow!", completely unaware that it was her own masterpiece. .
"Ha! Is this a new Gundam? It's quite special." He laughed inexplicably.
"What's new? This is obviously..." The dead house strike driver reflexively turned back to argue, but seeing the strange smile on his face, he trembled twice, and said in a trembling voice, "You, you, what are you laughing at?"
"It's nothing, I just thought of some plots in Gundam, hehe..." Fulan waved his hand, and continued to let out a low, rotten laugh, which scared the strikeout driver into silence, and the others ran away with dark clouds over their heads. .
"The detection and defense mechanism is about to start. Are you sure you can crack the opponent's 'reform'?" The teddy bear, the number one guard, immediately shifted the focus, and skillfully shifted the responsibility for the accident to the enemy.
Sure enough, the striking driver took the bait in a second, "Of course! The frog in the dead house is waiting for me!"
With the class-extracting driver flying to the gate to guard the other party to crack the password, everyone can't help but recall the previous conversation in the ward——
According to the narration of the dead machine, the rival is a frogman who loves carambola and is also a well-known collector of Gundams, but he loses to the driver of the dead machine and the strike in a certain bidding. Liangzi, chatting and chatting on the Internet all day long.The most serious conflict was half a year ago when the two won the bid to build the dream base. Although the frogmen who refused to admit defeat threatened to make them look good, they only ran to the base with the frog choir to resonate It was just disturbing people's dreams, but who would have thought that this time they would make such a big move and completely tear their faces apart.
"You guys have to be careful... Cough cough!" Lying on the hospital bed, he pulled out his phone and exhorted weakly and worriedly, "He has become unusual... It seems, it seems... Cough!"
"Looks like what? Ah Ba!" the strike driver asked tearfully while holding the hand of his best friend.
"It seems..." After unplugging the phone and coughing a few more times, he frowned earnestly and said, "It's tanned."
"..."
The three sober players were speechless.
"Mmm, um, um...you're so black~" Xiao Zui Miao, who was gnawing on a roasted frog leg, said in a drunken voice.
"..."
The two NPCs were terrified and speechless.
While waiting, after listening to the detailed report of the meat shield, he frowned, narrowed his eyes, and asked with a smirk: "Hey, the frogman is crazy about Gundam, did you think of anyone?"
The meat shield grabbed the explosive head and shook Xiaoqiang's tentacles, "Ninja Turtles?"
"It's said to be a frog, where did the turtle come from?" Salem glanced at it blackly, then turned his head and thought for a while, "I don't have any impression."
"I forgot that Brother Lun doesn't really watch that kind of animation." He turned to Xiao Tsundere who had the best chance present, "Forget about my cousin, how about Belle? I remember you watched the whole thing."
Unexpectedly, Miaomiao Xianbei didn't listen to the task explanation at all, and just took a Superman jellybean in each hand and hit it in the air, dubbing "咻~咻~咻~咔!", and finally the two together It flew into his mouth and was bitten off by him, and he said with a childish smile: "Hey hey! The big devil Woying is offended~"
"Baby played really well." The teddy bear also said with a doting smile.
"..." Hu Lan now has the feeling that everyone is drunk and I am alone.
"Successful!"
After the class-strike driver yelled ghostly, everyone entered the state of preparation for battle.As soon as the white gate of the base was opened, a large number of enemies swarmed out. The meat shield and Hualan rushed forward to meet the enemy with their weapons. After Miao Miao Senbei hypnotized the enemy collectively with a stick, they fired full firepower with Salem The monsters of the tanks, the teddy bear seized the right time to replenish blood and command and dispatch.
All of a sudden, swords, swords and shadows, flesh and blood flying everywhere, fighting and screaming, especially the "Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!" Deadly said: "I'm used to it."
"Fire in the hole!" The strikeout driver jumped out from behind the teddy bear, thought he was handsome, threw a grenade, laughed wildly and fired with a machine gun, then turned back behind the priest vulgarly, "Woo, I'm so scared Afraid."
With a bang, the group of monsters were blown up and flying around, and the meat shield also jumped up and shouted, obviously the random effect of the strange headgear had reappeared, "Wow! Brother's head!"
"Wow! I finally saw the realistic 3D version of the burning head!" The striking driver was amazed.
Looking at the big fireball fleeing in all directions, Seren and Miaomiao Xianbei unleashed the water-type range skills in a black line. Teddy Bear twitched the corner of his mouth, resisting the urge to knock the NPC unconscious with a punch, and stepped up his blood and state acceleration.
"(Beep——) Hahahahaha!" She almost burst out laughing, but the sword in her hand did not slow down at all. While cutting back the monsters around her, she slapped the meat shield's head with the flat surface of the giant sword, but unexpectedly The fire was successfully extinguished, fully demonstrating the role of the auxiliary tank.At the end, she also burst out a soul-stirring threat——
"Hand over all your chrysanthemums!"
"..."
As a result, all the males present were burnt to pieces, while Haofu, the female middle school, continued to kill aggressively.
With the addition of Buff, the meat shield's hatred-absorbing physique gained an advantage in this battle.The monsters in the whole base seem to have telepathic thousand-year-old living corpses, and they rushed in one after another, saving them from even entering the base with complicated routes, and they were directly stuck at the gate and continued to bombard them As a result, the movement space of the meat shield is much more spacious.
The number of monsters in the dungeon is fixed, and they will not respawn after killing them. Therefore, after nearly an hour of fighting and melee, the ground is full of corpses and dropped objects that have not been wiped out, and the entire base is full of elite monsters. Empty, only the Boss in the main room of the tallest tower remains.
"A meat sucks well!" The striking driver gave him a thumbs up, but he didn't know the words that made Hua Lan raise a sly smile.Carrying a big backpack full of tools, he rushed to the front first, and said fearlessly and boldly: "Let me leave the next organs to me!"
It's your job in the first place, a second-year NPC who only puts an afterthought and drags you down!
"Kukukukuku..."
In the middle of the Boss room, there is a dark green adult-sized frog, holding a fork with carambola stuck in it, wearing a K-letter ear cap, with a black five-pointed star the size of a fist on its chest, and squinting at them with its feet upright. He kept laughing.
"Sure enough!" Hualan put one hand on his waist and looked up and down the frog king, "Pfft! It looks even more stupid."
"I remembered, it's a group of frogs that invaded the earth. It was popular for a long time before." Salem suddenly realized.
"Why invade the earth? Don't they already live in the sewers of the earth?" The meat shield who was confused again couldn't understand the logic.
"Just to tell you that this is not a ninja turtle!" Salem and Hualan both angrily disliked it.
"Oh." Finally understood, the meat shield frowned and asked in confusion, "Why does it keep crying? Is it crying for something?"
"Kuku...ahem..." the boss frog choked.
"Probably the carambola is not flawed." Regardless of the blue veins on the boss frog, Miao Miao Xianbei stared at the star-shaped star fruit slice that had not been eaten for a long time, swallowed her saliva, and said quite empathetically : "I want to cry even if the fish is damaged at noon today."
The younger brother was very anxious when he heard it, "Baby, you have a bad stomach? Why didn't you tell me?"
"No, I'll spit it out right away."
"That's good. If you want to eat fish, brother will call someone to help you get it."
"Hmm... just, don't waste money like this..."
"Fool, how can it be a waste to make the baby happy?"
Blunt rolled his eyes unbearably, "Damn! Can you please control each other until the mission is over?"
On the contrary, the meat shield was inspired by the flash, "What does Xiao Lun's wife want to eat, brother also..."
"Don't try to get my contact information." Salem, who was not stunned, immediately replied, and now she changed to a meat shield and cried.
Hulan praised him in his heart, Brother Lun did a good job!
"Woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo".
"Damn it! Didn't anyone pay attention to my great invention?" Feeling left out, the Boss Frog finally couldn't help but speak. The gloomy voice was exactly the same as in the animation, making people suspect that the official embezzled it. Possibility of copyright.
The meat shield looked around, and found nothing special except for the red and gold metal blocks on the wall with no apparent function, so he decided not to be ashamed to ask, "What invention?"
"Kuku, just..."
Boss, who wanted to be discovered and pretended to be mysterious, was about to explain when he was interrupted by another tender voice, "Is the carambola flawed? It only happens when Nishe touches it?"
The focus of the snacks is always the same, so the daddy brother secretly wrote down a new ingredient that needs to be collected.
Shouldn't the next sentence be "If you don't have a fault, give it to me"?The others couldn't help answering the conversation silently.
"That star seems to be shining?" Fortunately, Salem pointed out the vision in time, preventing the boss who spewed a lot of black gas from going mad.
"Ku, that's right! After careful research day and night, I finally invented the most powerful weapon. Strike driver! This time I will definitely win against you!" Boss Wa Yin smiled, and stretched out his palm to pat the black light on his chest Star yelled: "The model fits!"
With an order, the black light of the five-pointed star is more intense, and a black light flow flows around the Boss frog, and the metal accessories on the wall fly one after another as if they are magnetically attracted, one by one covering the boss frog's limbs, body, head, etc. .I saw that its body was bright red, its helmet mask and leg covers were as dazzling as gold, and the five-pointed star on its chest and palms shone with black light, as if——
"Steel frog!" Everyone said in unison.
It's Gundam, Sergeant, and Iron Man. How many people's wisdom will be plagiarized and distorted in this game?
"Steel Demon Frog, level [-], is a demonized K-star Luo frog. It has high physical defense and can summon mobs. You need to clear the mobs first before continuing to attack. The special skill is group control, and you can drink water by yourself when necessary. .” Teddy Bear confessed after confirming the enemy’s information.
The strikeout driver, who hid at the end with his toolbox in his arms, squatted on the ground, not knowing what to do, but when he heard the words, he immediately turned around in surprise and said, "Has the dead house frog been demonized? No wonder it's so abnormal!"
It turns out that the so-called tanning and turning dark green is demonization?
Another mystery was solved, and everyone didn't know what else to complain about, so they had to line up according to the command.The meat shield also took advantage of the time when the steel demon frog was still dressed, drank the reborn water and began to "aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa———" Look up, clap your hands and praise the crazy screenshot.
"Metals have low resistance to lightning." After the teddy bear was in the auxiliary state, he said to Fire Qilin, who looked at Salem.
"I know." Salem was hesitating whether to let the fox go. After all, he was just such a lightning-attribute spiritual pet, and his attack power was not high, but he felt a little depressed after being looked at by the teddy bear.Suddenly, he remembered Miao Miao Xianbei's suggestion in the PVP with the Swastika Union, and boldly released Guanhu and water elements.No matter what, you have to give it a try to know the result.
The battle is imminent.
The fully assembled Iron Frog, with its black and bright red name above its head, shows that the two sides have officially entered the fighting mode.
The transformed golden meat shield extended Ai's little hand and waved it forward, but it was opened by the black light beam shot from the palm of the steel demon frog.He hastily rolled to the side to avoid the light beam, and attacked the steel frog's foot plate with his little hand of love. At the same time, Hua Lan also double-teamed and jumped from the other side. The fierce momentum is like a rainbow.
Unexpectedly, the Iron Demon Frog calmly raised his hand to block the attack, causing the giant sword to only scratch across the bright red arm helmet, leaving a shallow scratch. Love little hands.
"Kukuku!" The Iron Demon Frog flew halfway with a smirk, then trembled suddenly, and even his voice trembled, "What~what~dong~xi~"
"Guanhu succeeded!" Salem immediately used the water element to increase the intensity of the electric current, and the little chuckle that the trick succeeded made the meat shield go crazy when he looked back.
"Oh yeah! Muscle brother, you thunder god, come and hug me!" After receiving the instruction, Miao Miao Senbei immediately happily waved the golden candy cane staff, and summoned a circle of high-voltage power grids to surround the iron frog's upper, lower, left, and right sides, and then Another lightning strike was struck, and with the combination of water elements, the electricity made the steel demon frog squeal.
At the same time, the teddy bear issued an order to destroy the flying device, and the meat shield and the bluff took the opportunity to frantically attack the soles of the Iron Frog's feet. It was not until two black smoke and sparks "Pazz" that the Iron Frog couldn't stand the torment. He fell to the ground.
"Stand on the ground obediently, or the old lady will stab your ass to death!" He proudly held up the huge dragon-patterned bone sword, without even realizing that his words made the corners of their mouths twitch.
"Aha! I know." The striking driver held an unfinished gun barrel and laughed at the Iron Frog. Electric mechanism, ha ha ha ha!"
"Luo K! It's actually a waste manuscript?" The steel demon frog was shocked, and even temporarily forgot the pain of being electrocuted by Guanhu.
So, the strikeout driver was shy, "I was going to throw it away, but I accidentally dragged it over while watching the puzzle~"
"K Luo, so that's the case, I seem to understand it." Two small red clouds floated on the cheeks of the Iron Demon Frog, "After all, that one is really pretty."
"Yes, yes, it soothed the lonely souls of my father and my good friend!" The striking driver also blushed with a silly smile.
"..."
Can we stop discussing puzzles in the middle of the game?Some of the three older men were left speechless.
All lonely men and widows live together in the same base, just comfort each other, what movie to watch?A certain rotten girl smiled strangely.
"Is the riddle piece worth touching? Is it for guessing riddles? Is there something wrong with the guess?" A certain little cat demon raised her hand innocently and asked.In fact, Miaomiao Xianbei is also a quasi-adult, so he naturally knows that there are so-called love action movies in this world, but the original names of these two houses are not called, and they insist on changing their names, so he can't understand.
Children's learning can't wait!Adhering to the belief of educating cadres, Roudun replied without hesitation: "It is something that can be watched legally when you grow up. Although I suggest that teenagers learn to watch first, it is better for physical and mental health. The main content is..."
Saying this in front of my younger brother, does this pig deserve a beating?Hu Lan slapped his sword on the exploding head with a smug face, and Salem threw a set of potions angrily, and replenished the meat shield by the way.
Sure enough, a roar sounded.
"Shut up!" The teddy bear pressed the half-magic and cast a lot of curses, vowing to protect his brother's pure heart.For a moment, a large cloud of pitch-black poisonous gas floated up from the ground, like demonic vines from the abyss of hell eroding everything on the surface, causing the Iron Demon Frog, which had finally stood up tremblingly, to shed a lot of blood.
"Wow! Why did Tay give birth?
[Preview for the next part] "Each has something to say": Kiss Allen?Hu Lun's past, Taibei's small talk, about 4000 words, probably next Wednesday morning.
26. Each has something to say
>>>Beauty's past and present are so different that even good sisters are sweating!
"Sister Hu, I misunderstood! It was an accident..."
"Fuck you! It was an accident to touch my mother's butt, and that old woman also accidentally beat you into a mental retardation!"
"Then, then let sister Hu touch my butt?"
"Fuck! My mother kicked your ass until you prolapse!"
"Pfft..."
On that evening ten years ago, she was teaching an unknown guy in a corner of the campus, but she was interrupted by a sudden laugh. She was full of swear words and ready to fire, but she froze when she raised her eyes and stared away. .
The beauty who happened to pass by by chance never stopped in her footsteps, she just smiled lightly, and disappeared like a cloud in the sky.There was no sarcasm, no flattery, an elegant smile without any meaning, dispelled the anger in her heart, and painted a color in her heart that lasted for a long time.
For the first time, she felt ashamed of her rudeness. This was Ling Xiaohu's first meeting with Xi Lun.
Accustomed to the almost perfection of Titus since she was a child, she never thought that she could meet a man as beautiful as her cousin.In the later getting along, she also realized that this person is smart, capable, talented, calm and elegant, and even better, Brother Lun has something that his cousin seriously lacks-temperature.Unlike Belle's cousin who left his feelings to Belle alone, Brother Lun is gentle and polite to everyone, and is more considerate to his friends, but he also loves to quarrel with them. It belongs to human temperature.
And God is fair after all. For women, Brother Lun has a great flaw, that is, he only loves men.Despite this, he is still the male god in her heart, because of his promise: "You are my forever girl."
During the years before she stepped out of college, she, Brother Lun, and Ah Quan were always the golden iron triangle.Whenever Ah Quan complained that her man-wife was not girly, Brother Lun would always say: "Xiao Hu is so cute and straightforward. It is because Ah Quan has a bad taste. No wonder he was always dumped." Speaking of which, although Brother Lun would tap her on the head and scold with a smile: "Temperament! Don't be too exaggerated."
Once she had a big quarrel with someone, and the other party scolded her for her bad temper and being unloved, Brother Lun held her hand in public and said to the other party: "I am her boyfriend, what do you say about her?"
Later, when they talked about it again, Brother Lun laughed and said, "It's okay, if you really can't get married, let Ah Quan take responsibility."
Ah Quan was dissatisfied immediately, "Why did you throw the man's wife to Lao Tzu?"
"Who told you that you are a man who has lost love for thousands of years." Brother Lun easily choked Ah Quan to death with one sentence.
"Then why aren't you in charge? It's not my mother's fault for the uncle's face!" She ignored Ah Quan's face and twitched again.
As a result, the male god raised a charming smile, "Do I look like someone who is frustrated in love?"
"..."
"..."
The confident and radiant smile in the memory is still so clear, but now it is no longer seen, who would have thought?Brother Lun, who is actually victorious and unyielding in his heart, has been silently enduring a lot of grief until the accident of losing a loved one five years ago broke out, and then the experience in Paris worsened.As a result, the two people who were the least loved and never called at the time really got married and lived happily ever after, while the person who was the least likely to be frustrated changed completely after four years of seeing each other.
Please come to anyone, as long as you really love Brother Lun and let him live happily, I don't care what attribute the attack is, even if you are stupid, short and ugly, it doesn't matter!
She really thinks so, so whenever she finds out single men of good character and homosexuality this year, she tries her best to help match up. However, Brother Lun lives in a tight house and never goes out, and his head is still shrewd. For the first time, she saw through her trick of tricking him into going on a date.So, she turned her mind to online games again. There are many cases of online dating with good results, not to mention she has to check it out!who knows--
How could it be that he met that narcissistic embryo pig Toodeng?And the image was so bad that she was deceived too!
She didn't know Aiden very well, but her words and deeds of always dating a beautiful boy with a good girl were enough for her to classify this guy into the group of big carrots.What's more, every time they went to New York to visit the two brothers, she and Xiaotu had often been entangled by that pig's head. If it wasn't for the cousin to block it, the naturally stupid Xiaotu would have been poisoned!
Alas, how can this kind of person be worthy of Brother Lun?
After logging into the game again, he sighed and opened the map to check other people's locations.Cousin and Belle are in a remote corner near the west gate, and they must have kissed me again.Brother Lun and Zhutou are on the... stage in the central plaza?Isn't it only possible to go up when there are activities?What are they doing there?
"The third level, the test you two have drawn is..." The host NPC looked at the question, and a pair of rotten girls' eyes lit up, "Please kiss in public for five seconds!"
"Whoa--"
Amidst the laughter and cheers, Salem was choked by the black thread and bled internally, wishing he could slap that stinky pig's head so excited that it was about to squirt nosebleeds.
After bluffing off the line earlier, Rou Dun was hit hard. He couldn't see the distressed face that was about to cry, so he agreed to accompany Rou Dun to wander around to have fun, but they accidentally bumped into each other to participate in this temporary event. The couple flashed the test, and they were stipulated that if they failed the test, the princess had to hug the city three times and shout the confession.
When did Dolana have so many gossip-loving NPCs?Salem glared at the expectant man, and was so angry that he kicked the meat shield's calf to vent his anger, "It's all your fault!"
"Hiss... that's right, it's all brother's fault, Xiao Lun is right in whatever you say." Hu Dun grinned as he jumped on his feet in pain, with his head still raised high, clearly ready to come for a kiss .
Shameless people are the most invincible. No matter how annoyed Salem is, he will be punished if he does not accept the test. It is enough to be humiliated by the princess hugging the city three times, but he has no shame in confessing loudly!One is ashamed for five seconds, and the other is so embarrassing that you want to delete your account, no matter how stupid you are, you will know which one to choose.
So, after grinding his teeth, he vigorously grabbed the collar of the meat shield and stuck it on, thinking to himself that he was doing a kissing scene, since he was not inexperienced anyway!
Although he was so self-consoling, the hot ears still betrayed Salem's mood, and the bluff who came running just happened to encounter this scene.
"Five seconds to arrive! Congratulations to players Afro and Seren, who have passed the test, the rewards will be sent to your mailbox, please remember to claim them!"
As soon as the host NPC announced the approval, Seren, who was already blushing, immediately let go of the meat shield and swung his palm angrily, "Bastard! Who allowed you to stick out your tongue?"
"Brother can't help it." Hu Dun rubbed his head and said with a smirk.
"Oh~"
"Stick out your tongue?"
"It's so intense!"
Hearing a low cry from the audience, Salem realized what he had accidentally admitted, and the system seized the opportunity to make a rain of love to announce that the couple's level had been upgraded, and even awarded the title of "Couple Who Kissed in Public".
"God..." Now, he really wanted to delete the number.
After the activity ended, Salem, who was still angry, decided to ignore the angry afro and walked all the way to the west gate, and the meat shield chased after him, yelling with a happy face: "Wife! Little girl!" Mrs. Lun! Don’t be angry, my wife~”
"..."
"Xiao Lun's wife~"
"..."
"Wife~"
Also draw the ending note!The stinky pig is shameless... Salem cursed all the way, and the meat shield kept calling, until he finally couldn't take it anymore, and turned around and cursed on the impulse: "What are you doing?"
"Ding!" Hearing this system sound, Seren knew that he had jumped into the pit again, "Player Seren personally admitted the identity of the wife of the player Afro, the meat shield, and the two were awarded the title "Private Lifetime Couple", and An additional 2 consecutive upgrades, and the couple's level has been doubled from 22 to 26 with double blessings. Players are welcome to make persistent efforts and go straight to the church to get married and enter the bridal chamber~?"
"I... well, forget it." Salem gave up resistance completely.
"Whoa! Xiaolun's wife finally agreed to marry brother!" The overwhelmed meat shield immediately rushed to hug him, tiptoed and pouted, "Honey, let's kiss again... oh! "
"Bastard! Don't push yourself!"
There was non-stop smacking of the head in the front, and helpless sighs in the back.
Hu Lan, who was peeping all the way, looked at the flirting two bitterly, and the worry in his heart soared to the sky.
In the past, no matter which boyfriend he dated, Brother Lun was able to dominate the relationship between the two with ease. Even when faced with suitors who did not intend to accept, he could always deal with it calmly.To put it simply, Brother Lun was a standard elegant queen!Even if he eloped with that Frenchman in love back then, he had never been so at a loss what to do, why did he mess up with Zhu Toudeng?It's almost like...
As a popular rotten female writer, she quickly deduced with a rotten brain with no limit, and came to a conclusion——
It's over, it's over now!
"Meow? So sister Hu and Brother Lun really know each other? That's great, meow~"
The kitten, who finally woke up after listening to the explanation, opened its big round cat eyes and flicked its tail, as if very happy, which made the teddy bear a little depressed. What is it about the person with only cheeks that attracts the baby? ?He stretched out his hand to scratch the cat's upturned belly, and said with a bit of jealousy: "So happy?"
"Mihehe... It's itchy... Meow..." The little white-eyed meow with occasional brain loss did not smell the sour vinegar smell that filled the tent at all, so he cried and laughed and twisted his body. The ball kept hitting Brother Lun until his body was finally out of its clutches, then he gasped and meowed, "Meow, I...I adore Brother Lun so much... Meow..."
"Um?"
A flat nasal sound was a danger signal for a big brother of the vinegar barrel, but the little stupid cat didn't realize it yet, raised two meat balls and rubbed his face and continued: "Yes, meow, he is very good, he can play any role." Super good, he sings very well, I bought a lot of his albums, meow! He even dances very handsomely.”
"..."
Singing, acting, and dancing, all of which hit the fatal point of a certain brother who lacks artistic talent. If the words just now were replaced by PVP moves, several " -9999"'s critical hit, the resurrection pool has been reborn several times, and it's not finished yet.However, after hearing what he said, Teddy Bear finally confirmed his previous guess.
After Miao Li Miao la finished talking, Miao Miao Xianbei found out that her brother hadn't responded, so she tilted the kitten's head in doubt, "Hey? Why is my brother's face dark? Are you uncomfortable meow?"
Finally remember to care about yourself?The teddy bear flicked the kitten's nose slightly, "So?"
"So, if Zhu Tou Deng really chases after Brother Lun, and Brother Lun is good friends with Sister Xiaohu, then don't we just... meow...that "kiss and kiss" meow, so that Brother Lun will not Will run away again, and then let the uncle persuade him to come back, maybe he can... Meow Hehe!" After the Chinese and English mixed words, the thief Xiaomiao blinked her round cat eyes and smiled cutely, really It makes people want to eat him on the spot.
"Come back baby."
"Meow."
With a "touch" sound, Miaomiao Xianbei was about to sit up, and didn't notice his own state, but was suddenly pushed down by the teddy bear, and then saw the handsome face that made him blush and heartbeat. enlarge.
"The correct expression of the idiom just now is kissing and kissing, this is kissing and kissing."
"Well……"
Full of affection, Xiao Aojiao was so ashamed that he couldn't think of anything, he could only breathe lightly and moan continuously, letting his brother want to "kiss and kiss" him, until a few calls came from afar, and he was shocked. Bounced up, bumped headfirst against the relentless people, and hurriedly crawled out, "He, he, he, they come... Eh, eh? Vomit!"
The teddy bear pinched the bridge of its nose resentfully, and was slandering the group of people who didn’t come sooner or later and chose to pick on the people who appeared at this time, when they saw the baby suddenly collapsed and retched, so he hurriedly hugged the person back nervously to check, "What's wrong?"
"Woooo——No, don't move... I have a headache and want to vomit..."
Headache and nausea?Thinking of the previous state of drunkenness, Teddy Bear was startled and looked at the status list of Miao Miao Senbei—"Hangover state: 18 minutes left"
"..."
"Uoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo..."
Therefore, black-hearted fake food with unknown ingredients should not be eaten indiscriminately!
Finding that the hangover state has less influence on the cat form, Miaomiao Xianbei had to turn back into a kitten, and Brother Ren carried him out of the tent.When the others saw him like this, they laughed again.
The bluffing emotions come and go quickly, and now I am looking at the screenshots shared by Salem and the meat shield, and complained unceremoniously, "Puff hahahaha! You idiot! You put everything in your mouth, are you Are you not satisfied with the oral period?"
"Hmph..." Finally survived the countdown, Miao Miao Senbei jumped off the ground and turned into a human form, made a tongue-out grimace at Hu Lan, then raised the staff emitting red light, "This is called experimental spirit! Look, weapons have evolved."
Blunt glanced at the name "Licked Candy Cane Staff" and couldn't help laughing back: "Yeah, it hardened after being licked..."
"Ling? Little? Hu!" The teddy bear interrupted her with a veiny and angry voice before she finished speaking, and pulled back Miao Miao Xianbei to protect it from the pollution of this unscrupulous rotten girl.
"Temperament." Sai Lun helplessly patted her head and sighed, this girl really got worse the bigger she got.
"Hahaha! Little Hu is so talented!" Hu Dun clapped his hands and laughed loudly, and then persuaded the teddy bear, "Tai, don't be nervous, little Belle is not young, it's time to understand this."
The teddy bear glared at the explosive head without saying a word, but Miaomiao Senbei looked at the staff in a daze, and then looked at everyone in a daze, "Isn't it hard to provoke?"
"..."
"Puchi!"
"Pfft ha ha ha ha!"
Now even Salem couldn't help laughing, isn't this too simple?
A group of people laughed and came to Ximen to meet the striking driver.Seeing the cosplay as Arnold's middle school NPC, they rolled their eyes and decided to communicate the team battle mode first.In general, nothing has changed. The thin-blooded legal professions stand behind, and the two melee-types with thick skin and thick flesh charge forward. Because the meat shields have aggro-boosting physique, the main task of bluffing is still to clear the enemy as soon as possible and reduce the damage. The burden of the tank, as a backup tank when necessary.
"No problem! I'm quick to kill monsters, pig head, don't worry about carrying monsters!" Fu Lan effortlessly picked up the dragon-patterned bone sword inlaid with bloody red jade, and didn't notice that he used Chinese Game terminology that only the language family understands.
So, two Adouzai who heard the word "carrying monsters" for the first time raised their hands up, "'carrying' monsters?"
"..."
"But if you 'carry' the monster, you won't have any hands to fight the monster?" Hudun was annoyed.
"Ah! Do you want to "carry" the monster and throw it outside?" Meow Miao Xianbei thinks this reasoning is quite reasonable.
I was really embarrassed, "Sometimes I really don't know whether to say your Chinese is good or bad."
"Should I fly over?" Seeing the teddy bear nodding, Salem looked at Hua Lan without thinking too much, "Then what should you do?"
Dare Brother Lun wants to carry that pig's head?Blunt glanced at the face of the meat shield as a matter of course, and couldn't help but feel sad that he had been forgotten by the male god, so he took out the newly acquired flying tool angrily, and said arrogantly: "Dan Maeve helped the old lady and the dwarves get sunken." , isn’t it great?”
"Oh, oh, oh, oh—"
"..."
Looking at the "Small Small Only Raised Chicken" with its big chicken head screaming non-stop, all the men present couldn't help but sigh, the combination of rotten female players and rotten female NPCs is really powerful!
postscript:
Roughly revealed the past of the three of Hu Lunquan WWW
Congratulations to Aiden for getting engaged to Beauty Xiao Lun~ (Sprinkling (There is no ###
The next part is to fight the boss in a dungeon, and the whole process is about [-] words, so I would like to ask for an opinion, do you want to divide it into two parts?Or do you want to watch it all in one go? (grass
[Preview for the next part] "Boss Fighting and Affair": A five-person team fighting a boss led to a bloody affair?About [-] words, probably released on Saturday morning.
27. Fighting the Boss also has an affair
->>>Facing the most speechless Boss, an embarrassing affair is about to begin~AWA(#
[Lingjia Zoo III Xiaoqiangxing also courts love] Do not come with afro
By Meow Ba thirsty Ji Ji
27. Fighting the Boss also has an affair
Came again to the experimental base of Dolana West Garden, facing the new shape of the Gundam Statue, the victim wailed shockingly.
"No! How did my RG1/1RX-78-2 Gundam Ver.GFT become like this?" The strike driver stretched out his trembling fingers, and looked at the Gundam wearing a one-eyed mask with a "" under maintenance" sign.
"..."
Having personally experienced the previous laser chasing and fleeing battle, the meat shield and Salem glanced at Miaomiaoxianbei guiltily, and then looked back calmly, hoping that the NPC didn't notice that the murderer was by his side.On the other hand, Miao Miao Xianbei, who has lost her memory of drunkenness, blinked her innocent big eyes and exclaimed "Wow!", completely unaware that it was her own masterpiece. .
"Ha! Is this a new Gundam? It's quite special." He laughed inexplicably.
"What's new? This is obviously..." The dead house strike driver reflexively turned back to argue, but seeing the strange smile on his face, he trembled twice, and said in a trembling voice, "You, you, what are you laughing at?"
"It's nothing, I just thought of some plots in Gundam, hehe..." Fulan waved his hand, and continued to let out a low, rotten laugh, which scared the strikeout driver into silence, and the others ran away with dark clouds over their heads. .
"The detection and defense mechanism is about to start. Are you sure you can crack the opponent's 'reform'?" The teddy bear, the number one guard, immediately shifted the focus, and skillfully shifted the responsibility for the accident to the enemy.
Sure enough, the striking driver took the bait in a second, "Of course! The frog in the dead house is waiting for me!"
With the class-extracting driver flying to the gate to guard the other party to crack the password, everyone can't help but recall the previous conversation in the ward——
According to the narration of the dead machine, the rival is a frogman who loves carambola and is also a well-known collector of Gundams, but he loses to the driver of the dead machine and the strike in a certain bidding. Liangzi, chatting and chatting on the Internet all day long.The most serious conflict was half a year ago when the two won the bid to build the dream base. Although the frogmen who refused to admit defeat threatened to make them look good, they only ran to the base with the frog choir to resonate It was just disturbing people's dreams, but who would have thought that this time they would make such a big move and completely tear their faces apart.
"You guys have to be careful... Cough cough!" Lying on the hospital bed, he pulled out his phone and exhorted weakly and worriedly, "He has become unusual... It seems, it seems... Cough!"
"Looks like what? Ah Ba!" the strike driver asked tearfully while holding the hand of his best friend.
"It seems..." After unplugging the phone and coughing a few more times, he frowned earnestly and said, "It's tanned."
"..."
The three sober players were speechless.
"Mmm, um, um...you're so black~" Xiao Zui Miao, who was gnawing on a roasted frog leg, said in a drunken voice.
"..."
The two NPCs were terrified and speechless.
While waiting, after listening to the detailed report of the meat shield, he frowned, narrowed his eyes, and asked with a smirk: "Hey, the frogman is crazy about Gundam, did you think of anyone?"
The meat shield grabbed the explosive head and shook Xiaoqiang's tentacles, "Ninja Turtles?"
"It's said to be a frog, where did the turtle come from?" Salem glanced at it blackly, then turned his head and thought for a while, "I don't have any impression."
"I forgot that Brother Lun doesn't really watch that kind of animation." He turned to Xiao Tsundere who had the best chance present, "Forget about my cousin, how about Belle? I remember you watched the whole thing."
Unexpectedly, Miaomiao Xianbei didn't listen to the task explanation at all, and just took a Superman jellybean in each hand and hit it in the air, dubbing "咻~咻~咻~咔!", and finally the two together It flew into his mouth and was bitten off by him, and he said with a childish smile: "Hey hey! The big devil Woying is offended~"
"Baby played really well." The teddy bear also said with a doting smile.
"..." Hu Lan now has the feeling that everyone is drunk and I am alone.
"Successful!"
After the class-strike driver yelled ghostly, everyone entered the state of preparation for battle.As soon as the white gate of the base was opened, a large number of enemies swarmed out. The meat shield and Hualan rushed forward to meet the enemy with their weapons. After Miao Miao Senbei hypnotized the enemy collectively with a stick, they fired full firepower with Salem The monsters of the tanks, the teddy bear seized the right time to replenish blood and command and dispatch.
All of a sudden, swords, swords and shadows, flesh and blood flying everywhere, fighting and screaming, especially the "Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!" Deadly said: "I'm used to it."
"Fire in the hole!" The strikeout driver jumped out from behind the teddy bear, thought he was handsome, threw a grenade, laughed wildly and fired with a machine gun, then turned back behind the priest vulgarly, "Woo, I'm so scared Afraid."
With a bang, the group of monsters were blown up and flying around, and the meat shield also jumped up and shouted, obviously the random effect of the strange headgear had reappeared, "Wow! Brother's head!"
"Wow! I finally saw the realistic 3D version of the burning head!" The striking driver was amazed.
Looking at the big fireball fleeing in all directions, Seren and Miaomiao Xianbei unleashed the water-type range skills in a black line. Teddy Bear twitched the corner of his mouth, resisting the urge to knock the NPC unconscious with a punch, and stepped up his blood and state acceleration.
"(Beep——) Hahahahaha!" She almost burst out laughing, but the sword in her hand did not slow down at all. While cutting back the monsters around her, she slapped the meat shield's head with the flat surface of the giant sword, but unexpectedly The fire was successfully extinguished, fully demonstrating the role of the auxiliary tank.At the end, she also burst out a soul-stirring threat——
"Hand over all your chrysanthemums!"
"..."
As a result, all the males present were burnt to pieces, while Haofu, the female middle school, continued to kill aggressively.
With the addition of Buff, the meat shield's hatred-absorbing physique gained an advantage in this battle.The monsters in the whole base seem to have telepathic thousand-year-old living corpses, and they rushed in one after another, saving them from even entering the base with complicated routes, and they were directly stuck at the gate and continued to bombard them As a result, the movement space of the meat shield is much more spacious.
The number of monsters in the dungeon is fixed, and they will not respawn after killing them. Therefore, after nearly an hour of fighting and melee, the ground is full of corpses and dropped objects that have not been wiped out, and the entire base is full of elite monsters. Empty, only the Boss in the main room of the tallest tower remains.
"A meat sucks well!" The striking driver gave him a thumbs up, but he didn't know the words that made Hua Lan raise a sly smile.Carrying a big backpack full of tools, he rushed to the front first, and said fearlessly and boldly: "Let me leave the next organs to me!"
It's your job in the first place, a second-year NPC who only puts an afterthought and drags you down!
"Kukukukuku..."
In the middle of the Boss room, there is a dark green adult-sized frog, holding a fork with carambola stuck in it, wearing a K-letter ear cap, with a black five-pointed star the size of a fist on its chest, and squinting at them with its feet upright. He kept laughing.
"Sure enough!" Hualan put one hand on his waist and looked up and down the frog king, "Pfft! It looks even more stupid."
"I remembered, it's a group of frogs that invaded the earth. It was popular for a long time before." Salem suddenly realized.
"Why invade the earth? Don't they already live in the sewers of the earth?" The meat shield who was confused again couldn't understand the logic.
"Just to tell you that this is not a ninja turtle!" Salem and Hualan both angrily disliked it.
"Oh." Finally understood, the meat shield frowned and asked in confusion, "Why does it keep crying? Is it crying for something?"
"Kuku...ahem..." the boss frog choked.
"Probably the carambola is not flawed." Regardless of the blue veins on the boss frog, Miao Miao Xianbei stared at the star-shaped star fruit slice that had not been eaten for a long time, swallowed her saliva, and said quite empathetically : "I want to cry even if the fish is damaged at noon today."
The younger brother was very anxious when he heard it, "Baby, you have a bad stomach? Why didn't you tell me?"
"No, I'll spit it out right away."
"That's good. If you want to eat fish, brother will call someone to help you get it."
"Hmm... just, don't waste money like this..."
"Fool, how can it be a waste to make the baby happy?"
Blunt rolled his eyes unbearably, "Damn! Can you please control each other until the mission is over?"
On the contrary, the meat shield was inspired by the flash, "What does Xiao Lun's wife want to eat, brother also..."
"Don't try to get my contact information." Salem, who was not stunned, immediately replied, and now she changed to a meat shield and cried.
Hulan praised him in his heart, Brother Lun did a good job!
"Woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo".
"Damn it! Didn't anyone pay attention to my great invention?" Feeling left out, the Boss Frog finally couldn't help but speak. The gloomy voice was exactly the same as in the animation, making people suspect that the official embezzled it. Possibility of copyright.
The meat shield looked around, and found nothing special except for the red and gold metal blocks on the wall with no apparent function, so he decided not to be ashamed to ask, "What invention?"
"Kuku, just..."
Boss, who wanted to be discovered and pretended to be mysterious, was about to explain when he was interrupted by another tender voice, "Is the carambola flawed? It only happens when Nishe touches it?"
The focus of the snacks is always the same, so the daddy brother secretly wrote down a new ingredient that needs to be collected.
Shouldn't the next sentence be "If you don't have a fault, give it to me"?The others couldn't help answering the conversation silently.
"That star seems to be shining?" Fortunately, Salem pointed out the vision in time, preventing the boss who spewed a lot of black gas from going mad.
"Ku, that's right! After careful research day and night, I finally invented the most powerful weapon. Strike driver! This time I will definitely win against you!" Boss Wa Yin smiled, and stretched out his palm to pat the black light on his chest Star yelled: "The model fits!"
With an order, the black light of the five-pointed star is more intense, and a black light flow flows around the Boss frog, and the metal accessories on the wall fly one after another as if they are magnetically attracted, one by one covering the boss frog's limbs, body, head, etc. .I saw that its body was bright red, its helmet mask and leg covers were as dazzling as gold, and the five-pointed star on its chest and palms shone with black light, as if——
"Steel frog!" Everyone said in unison.
It's Gundam, Sergeant, and Iron Man. How many people's wisdom will be plagiarized and distorted in this game?
"Steel Demon Frog, level [-], is a demonized K-star Luo frog. It has high physical defense and can summon mobs. You need to clear the mobs first before continuing to attack. The special skill is group control, and you can drink water by yourself when necessary. .” Teddy Bear confessed after confirming the enemy’s information.
The strikeout driver, who hid at the end with his toolbox in his arms, squatted on the ground, not knowing what to do, but when he heard the words, he immediately turned around in surprise and said, "Has the dead house frog been demonized? No wonder it's so abnormal!"
It turns out that the so-called tanning and turning dark green is demonization?
Another mystery was solved, and everyone didn't know what else to complain about, so they had to line up according to the command.The meat shield also took advantage of the time when the steel demon frog was still dressed, drank the reborn water and began to "aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa———" Look up, clap your hands and praise the crazy screenshot.
"Metals have low resistance to lightning." After the teddy bear was in the auxiliary state, he said to Fire Qilin, who looked at Salem.
"I know." Salem was hesitating whether to let the fox go. After all, he was just such a lightning-attribute spiritual pet, and his attack power was not high, but he felt a little depressed after being looked at by the teddy bear.Suddenly, he remembered Miao Miao Xianbei's suggestion in the PVP with the Swastika Union, and boldly released Guanhu and water elements.No matter what, you have to give it a try to know the result.
The battle is imminent.
The fully assembled Iron Frog, with its black and bright red name above its head, shows that the two sides have officially entered the fighting mode.
The transformed golden meat shield extended Ai's little hand and waved it forward, but it was opened by the black light beam shot from the palm of the steel demon frog.He hastily rolled to the side to avoid the light beam, and attacked the steel frog's foot plate with his little hand of love. At the same time, Hua Lan also double-teamed and jumped from the other side. The fierce momentum is like a rainbow.
Unexpectedly, the Iron Demon Frog calmly raised his hand to block the attack, causing the giant sword to only scratch across the bright red arm helmet, leaving a shallow scratch. Love little hands.
"Kukuku!" The Iron Demon Frog flew halfway with a smirk, then trembled suddenly, and even his voice trembled, "What~what~dong~xi~"
"Guanhu succeeded!" Salem immediately used the water element to increase the intensity of the electric current, and the little chuckle that the trick succeeded made the meat shield go crazy when he looked back.
"Oh yeah! Muscle brother, you thunder god, come and hug me!" After receiving the instruction, Miao Miao Senbei immediately happily waved the golden candy cane staff, and summoned a circle of high-voltage power grids to surround the iron frog's upper, lower, left, and right sides, and then Another lightning strike was struck, and with the combination of water elements, the electricity made the steel demon frog squeal.
At the same time, the teddy bear issued an order to destroy the flying device, and the meat shield and the bluff took the opportunity to frantically attack the soles of the Iron Frog's feet. It was not until two black smoke and sparks "Pazz" that the Iron Frog couldn't stand the torment. He fell to the ground.
"Stand on the ground obediently, or the old lady will stab your ass to death!" He proudly held up the huge dragon-patterned bone sword, without even realizing that his words made the corners of their mouths twitch.
"Aha! I know." The striking driver held an unfinished gun barrel and laughed at the Iron Frog. Electric mechanism, ha ha ha ha!"
"Luo K! It's actually a waste manuscript?" The steel demon frog was shocked, and even temporarily forgot the pain of being electrocuted by Guanhu.
So, the strikeout driver was shy, "I was going to throw it away, but I accidentally dragged it over while watching the puzzle~"
"K Luo, so that's the case, I seem to understand it." Two small red clouds floated on the cheeks of the Iron Demon Frog, "After all, that one is really pretty."
"Yes, yes, it soothed the lonely souls of my father and my good friend!" The striking driver also blushed with a silly smile.
"..."
Can we stop discussing puzzles in the middle of the game?Some of the three older men were left speechless.
All lonely men and widows live together in the same base, just comfort each other, what movie to watch?A certain rotten girl smiled strangely.
"Is the riddle piece worth touching? Is it for guessing riddles? Is there something wrong with the guess?" A certain little cat demon raised her hand innocently and asked.In fact, Miaomiao Xianbei is also a quasi-adult, so he naturally knows that there are so-called love action movies in this world, but the original names of these two houses are not called, and they insist on changing their names, so he can't understand.
Children's learning can't wait!Adhering to the belief of educating cadres, Roudun replied without hesitation: "It is something that can be watched legally when you grow up. Although I suggest that teenagers learn to watch first, it is better for physical and mental health. The main content is..."
Saying this in front of my younger brother, does this pig deserve a beating?Hu Lan slapped his sword on the exploding head with a smug face, and Salem threw a set of potions angrily, and replenished the meat shield by the way.
Sure enough, a roar sounded.
"Shut up!" The teddy bear pressed the half-magic and cast a lot of curses, vowing to protect his brother's pure heart.For a moment, a large cloud of pitch-black poisonous gas floated up from the ground, like demonic vines from the abyss of hell eroding everything on the surface, causing the Iron Demon Frog, which had finally stood up tremblingly, to shed a lot of blood.
"Wow! Why did Tay give birth?
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