[Lingjia Zoo III Xiaoqiangxing people also courteous] Do not come to online games with explosive hea

Angry? "The sudden special effects of the scene made the meat shield jump up in shock. Only then did he remember that he was still in a pain-free state, so he stopped wasting time and rushed towards the Iron Frog. The driver turned around and continued to assemble, no one knew what he was going to do.

Everyone beat hard for a while, until the blood bar of the Iron Frog dropped to 50%, the teddy bear called out, "Recruit mobs."

"K Luo! Even if it's a waste manuscript, I still added some good things below, kuku..." After finishing speaking, the Iron Demon Frog jumped back vigorously, jumped onto the platform farthest in the room, and opened a layer of barriers that prohibited attacks. With the protective shield in front of him, Guan Hu returned to Salem temporarily ineffective.With a smirk, it stretched out its two palms of black light and starlight, and shouted: "Frog conch choir!"

Not the Frogs?An ominous premonition came to everyone's mind.

"Is this frog snail..." Salem's expression was a little uneasy.The earplugs he used last time at the port of Chaoda Deok had expired. This time he didn't expect to encounter them and was not prepared, so he had to quickly search for poison in his bag.

The teddy bear also turned dark, and said in a deep voice: "As soon as you come out, control the scene."

After finishing speaking, the starlight in the palm of the steel demon frog just spewed out black air. The left big-eyed frog monster and the right screw monster sent out row after row like a conveyor, and after they surrounded them, they opened their mouths in unison. Singing loudly, the three long-distance attacking professions hurriedly prescribe medicine, sleep peacefully, and mute silently.

However, Meow Meow Senbei's sleeping spell is relatively long, the range of Seren's spraying medicine is limited, and Teddy Bear's silence technique also has a cooldown time, so that one-third of the chorus cannot be controlled in time, so the frog They sang: "K Luo K Luo K Luo K Luo..."

"... If you don't sleep anymore, K Luo K Luo K Luo K Luo K Luo K Luo..."

Woohoo, I have been assimilated and resonated!Miaomiao Xianbei cried and looked at her brother for relief.

The teddy bear swung his stick reflexively to save someone, but when he opened his mouth, he would say "Roh, oh, oh...", so he had no choice but to shut his mouth blackly.As a result, the brother group who were forced to be on the top of "Resonance State" had to look at each other embarrassingly.

Seeing this, Salem wanted to take out the medicine and sprinkle it again, but the sober snail monster then started talking-"Oh! Everybody don't want to be angry, anger will commit anger~ You are so naughty, I said Stop hitting, why did you hit again? Youseeseeyou, you hit again before you finished talking, it’s no good that you will hurt the flowers and plants like this..."

God, don't do this!

Salem was dizzy, really dizzy all over his body and mind.At most, the snail monsters in Chaodade Port keep repeating "How are you? Did you eat today?", how come this copy has been sublimated to the Chinese and English Tang Seng version?Therefore, the elf beauty who was helpless had no choice but to faint along with her spiritual pet and the two brothers.

At this time, a message about Miao Miao Xianbei popped up on the team channel.

『[Team] Miao Miao Senbei: What are they talking about? OAO

Even Americans can't understand this group of weird broken English!Salem smiled helplessly.

"[Team] Seren: It's okay if you don't understand, it's not an important line. 』

The teddy bear, who is extremely talented in language, also typed a sentence in disgust.

『[Team] Teddy Bear Biscuit: Be good, baby, we don’t listen to stupid language. 』

Salem sent out a nodding symbol to show his approval, but it turned out that some people were dissatisfied.

『[Team] System: It’s too much, I’ve been thinking about this line for a long time! ! qwq (By the person in charge of the system)』

The three of them turned off the team frequency silently, and decided to concentrate on watching the battle of their teammates.

Since the meat shield is a physical attack, unlike legal professions that rely on spells, he simply resonates loudly, and at the same time slaps love's little hand at the snail monster, trying to reduce the degree of control of his teammates as soon as possible.

The way to stop blunt skills is to wear earplugs or compete with them. Since there are no earplugs, then brother is more blunt than them!Therefore, the meat shield speeds up the frequency of resonance, and when someone speaks six characters a second, he yells "K Luo" six times a second, a total of twelve characters, forcibly comparing the snail's gibberish skills.

"Haha——K Luo, your mother!" With a loud roar, he swung his giant sword and made a quick roundabout attack at the frog group. After all the frogs with thin skin and blood and only singing were wiped out or stunned, Then he rushed to the snail monster and quickly cut the group of monsters with a knife, and a blood jade dragon pattern bone sword was swung vigorously by her, "(beep——) you (beep——)(beep——)(beep——)! My old lady (beep——) (beep——) I listen to my mother’s chatter all day long, so I happened to ask you to put out the fire!”

This lady must have been holding back for a long time, right?Even blunt skills can't be suppressed.

The three standing in a daze had nothing to do anyway, so they casually checked the information, and were surprised to see the special attribute of "Anti-Rotation Value Max", and suddenly realized that Wang Yiquan, who was at home, was talking non-stop by the pillow day and night, training You Su, really extraordinary!

After the choir was wiped out in a storm, the three people who were stunned finally returned to normal.They took advantage of the time when the steel frog was still talking nonsense, and quickly replenished blood, mana, and state. They ate all the potions and food that should be eaten, and prepared for the next round of attacks.

"Does it mean that school strikes are fine?" Huo Dun asked, and everyone couldn't help but look at the strike driver curiously, but saw that he was wearing oversized headphones, and the loud rock music could still be heard faintly. help!

"K Luo! Shou~die~let's~"

Needless to say, Guanhu attached the back of the Iron Demon Frog again, so the group continued to beat and curse it according to the previous pattern, and SM returned all the resentment and anger they had just received.When the blood bar of the steel demon frog dropped to 20%, the teddy bear reminded again: "The second wave of mobs, follow my orders this time."

With previous experience, Teddy Bear quickly drew up a battle plan-the three field controllers swallowed the fast-talking Dandan, and when the steel magic frog retreated from the attack range and threw the frog conch chorus, they all looked away. Turn right, and at the same time mute all the snails before the big-eyed frog resonates.To use the pet, Seren only needs to press the skill button without spells, and the pet can attack without being stunned. Then he and the two melee fighters eliminated the snails as quickly as possible.As for Miaomiao Xianbei and Teddy Bear, who couldn't cast spells because they couldn't recite the spell, they simply raised their staffs and beat the big-eyed frog monsters with no attack power and thin blood, knocking out one by one.

So, the second wave of mobs ended in no time, and they returned to the mode of beating up the Iron Demon Frog until the opponent's blood bar dropped to 1%. Trick, Aiden and Xiao Hu take five steps back!"

As soon as everyone heard this, they immediately held the red potion to be prepared. Teddy Bear took the opportunity to mend all the states. Salem also temporarily put away the water element and released the wind spirit to help restore blood.

"K Luo!" The steel demon frog, which was burnt by the electric shock, put the black awn star on its chest in front of the black star and overlapped it, and then shot out a more dazzling and powerful black light, which made its sinister smile even more musty. full.When the black light gradually gathered behind it to form a mushroom cloud, it smirked and shouted: "Kuku! Be true to the desire in your heart!"

As soon as the words were spoken, the mushroom cloud divided into five black lights and shot at them one by one, one of which disappeared out of thin air ten centimeters in front of Miao Miao Xianbei. out of control.

"Baby..."

"Huh?" Before Miaomiao Xianbei could figure out why he missed the trick, he was suddenly hugged by the teddy bear, and the fiery kiss followed, making him dizzy, and the state of failure Almost in the middle state.The system dinged and announced the flash radiation, and a wave of white light exploded within a radius of ten miles, making the Iron Demon Frog dizzy for several seconds. Obviously, the discarded manuscript was not equipped with an anti-flash device.

After the Iron Demon Frog regained its sight, it was surprised to see its blind eyes standing in front of it with a black smile, and a thick giant sword was stabbing its snout and nose violently, causing the area-of-effect spell it was about to utter to be choked. Swallowing it back, the first sentence received by my ear was——

"Hey, hey, hey! Give me a good lick, or I will smash your asshole!"

As expected of a super-senior rotten woman wife, all integrity and temperament are like the residue in the wind. Just throwing out a sentence will delay the execution of the AI, and a restart countdown will pop up above her head.

"Huh? Iron frog? Is there any Captain America frog? Or do you like the Hulk frog? Heh heh, the eagle-eyed frog is also good, and the Thor frog is the most delicious! Why don't you come together and make you unable to get out of bed for several years? ..." The more he prodded, the more excited he was, and he kept whispering.

"..." It is estimated that the frog was quite frightened.

Seren, who was about to do something, was stunned by the flash radiation for a few seconds, then frowned and thought about what he was doing.He vaguely heard someone whispering beside him, so he subconsciously turned his head to look. Unexpectedly, an exploding head suddenly rushed in front of him, and a pair of spectacles shone brightly, making him squint his eyes.

"Xiao Lun's wife! This is my brother's courtship dance for you oh oh oh only you~" The afro-headed meat shield with love-shaped tentacles on top of his head smiled like a fool, raised his index finger high in one hand, and put his other hand in his waist. The body of the headband swayed rhythmically from side to side. If it weren't for the strange shape of the body, it would have looked like Elvis Presley.

It's a pity, at this moment, Salem only felt that the two circles of light in front of him were very annoying, and a fire arose spontaneously in his stomach, so he couldn't help but raise his hand and beat the explosive head like a drum, as long as the meat shield swayed, he beat it for as long as possible.

This strange phenomenon lasted for almost ten seconds, and the first one to wake up was the teddy bear.After he let go of Miaomiao Senbei who was dizzy from being kissed, he looked around and almost didn't laugh.He quickly swung his staff to release the state, and everyone breathed a sigh of relief.

"Damn! This control special skill is too exaggerated!" Hulan scolded at first, how could he execute it directly just when he was thinking about something?She doesn't want to watch the dead house frog version of the Avengers BL fan!

"However, brother is sincere to Xiao Lun's confession." He was almost photographed as a human shield with a concussion, shaking his still dizzy head.

"Got it." Not knowing what he was doing just now, Salem helped him straighten his shaking head in embarrassment, and his tone was rare and gentle, making Hudun feel that the slap just now was worth it !

"Karon, it's too much!" The Iron Demon Frog, who restarted after crashing, was furious. After standing up with black flames all over his body, a gap suddenly appeared at the nose and mouth of the mask, and gradually expanded to the left and right like a big gap. At the mouth, the brightness of the black light in the center increases sharply, and the range attack is ready to launch, "Look at the invincible black hole big mouth gun!"

Even the mouth cannon has come out, it is really a skill that people all over the world are annoying!

Everyone retreated quickly, but the meat shield put away its weapons and stood still, and stretched out its palms to prepare for the fight, "I use a protective cover."

A strong head can eliminate all attacks in an instant. Therefore, in the face of such attacks that are concentrated first and then diffused, it is indeed the best choice to block them with a human shield.However, the striking driver, who didn't know what he was doing, jumped out with a cannon on his shoulders, and shouted at the Iron Frog: "Aha, I finally caught up! Make room, let's try Lao Tzu's new Invented "It's so comfortable to cover"!"

Why does this name look so like a girl's best friend?

Watching the white flakes shooting from the cannon barrel, they all decided to be silent instead of soundly.

"Mouth cannon fired!"

"Hold it!"

I saw the white flake "Cover So Comfortable" hit the mouth cannon, and continued to fly forward unimpeded. Behind the forehead of the magic frog, the steel magic frog is immobilized like a cursed zombie. A protective sphere filled with white light then covers its body. But no matter what, he couldn't get out of the protective ball.

""It Can Cover So Comfortably" has strong absorption, and the bag is tightly packed without leaking, and it will give you gentle care~" The strike driver proudly blew on the muzzle of the gun that did not emit smoke, completely ignoring everyone's concerns Embarrassed face.

But it's finally over, right?

Seeing that the blood bar of the Iron Demon Frog had been emptied to the end, they put away their weapons with a sigh of relief, and the meat shields still bent down and sat cross-legged to rest. , all back to the bottom!"

"Oh my god! I forgot to install the absorbing net. "Covered So Comfortably" is about to explode!" After shouting, the striking driver took the toolbox and rushed out of the room first, abandoning his teammates again and fleeing for his life.

"..."

Self-explosion is a range technique that spreads in all directions, so it's better to use the meat shield to eliminate the mouth gun from the beginning!Sure enough, he is not afraid of god-like enemies, but only pig-like NPC teammates!

No matter how many thoughts and complaints, the three legal professions who were standing at the back fled to the door at once, and at the same time retreated, they put the giant sword on their backs to act as shields harm.On the contrary, the meat shield had already sat down, and it took time to stand up again, and his legs were sprinting slowly, so he was the last one in the audience, but he had a protective cover, so it was not so worrying.

So, when the protective ball was able to cover it and exploded, Buff just retreated to the safe zone, and the meat shield that was still within the range of the explosion wave seized the time and shouted: "The head is so strong!" to offset the damage, but was caught by the wave. The impact of the current blasted the whole person into the air, rushing straight towards everyone.

"Whoaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa.

"Be careful!" Seeing the missiles of the meat shield rushing towards him, Salem hurriedly pulled the bull out of the way, and the teddy bear behind him was the first to bear the brunt.

"Woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!"

However, at this moment, the teddy bear was whispering to the baby cat, and when he heard that the situation was wrong, he raised his eyes and saw an exploding head flying towards him.He was stunned for less than half a second, and when he was about to move, the meowing Xianbei on his chest couldn't help it.

"Meow! No way!"

Seeing that the faces of the stinky pig Toudeng and his brother were about to collide, Miaomiao Xianbei hurriedly kicked his hind legs, jumped out of the teddy bear's chest, and transformed into a human form in seconds, trying to push the meat shield's face away.Unexpectedly, he didn't know the distance because of his own short hands, and the two of them touched each other with a "crack" in the blink of an eye, and a bloody adultery drama unfolded like a raging fire, and the house system's voice also roared with laughter. up -

"Ding ding ding! One of Opus's most guava four-corner plots, "Jealous Husband and Wife Comes Together", has triggered the first CP of this server and its friend CP! Player Miao Miao Xianbei is defending her husband player teddy bear Biscuit's chastity, at the expense of her own chastity, was brutally kissed by the wolf of the third player, Afro the meat shield, but was caught and raped by the player Seren, the marriage partner of the player, Afro the meat shield, and the four of them jointly obtained 4 experience points and "4P The special adulterous title of "Is It Possible to Swap Wife"! Players are welcome to go straight to Dolana Temple of Love to apply for the happy [-]P task~?"

"Woo...Wo Caibi is going to kiss Zhutou Deng ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh. Press the logout button, intending to rush to the toilet to brush your teeth and rinse your mouth for disinfection.

Oh God!It's really wonderful for my old lady to witness this scene, hehehe!She twisted her beautiful face into a desperate smile, but her fingers kept pressing the screenshot button.

No, this is too embarrassing!Silen was dumbfounded and speechless, he didn't know whether to cry or laugh, he only knew that a certain brother-in-law who was already dark-faced was about to lose his temper, so he dragged Hua Lan, who was still taking pictures, to the corner to avoid accidents.

"Ohno! Brother Holy (beep——) didn't do it on purpose! Xiao Lun, you have to trust brother!" Seeing that Sai Lun turned around with embarrassment, the meat shield immediately threw himself on Sai Lun's leg and cried and confessed.

Salem was completely embarrassed to the depths of the earth's crust, so he pointed at the back of the meat shield, and pulled his leg back apologetically, "You should worry about the other one first than me, right?"

"Huh?" Only then did he feel the cold and powerful murderous aura behind him, the meat shield slumped and slowly turned his neck, looking at the tall shadow covering him in horror, and said in a trembling voice: "Thai, Thai, Thai, Thai ...It's a surprise, it's really, really, really a surprise..."

"Ah……"

『Team System Record: Player Tank Afro has been kicked out of the team by captain Teddy Bear Biscuit. 』

"Wow ah ah ah—"

The beating sound of "bang, bang, bang" resounded throughout the base, which was the one-sided brutality of the blackened half-magic priest chasing the dwarf knight with his staff.In the corner, the elf summoner smiled bitterly to express his helplessness, and the human female swordsman sneered wildly at how happy he was.At the door, the strikeout driver looked curiously, and was terrified as if he had seen a ghost. He pressed a few times with trembling fingers, and the world channel was in an uproar——

"[World] System: A certain priest player defeated a knight player with pure physical violence, broke the OPS global servo record for the first time, and won the title of "The Most Vivid Violent Priest". All players are welcome to work hard to break the record ~ ​​(By the person in charge of the system)"

At the same time, somewhere in Opus, a few swastika guild players who were finally released by the underworld, after seeing the system announcement, couldn't help trembling and thinking of a tragic past, and all pointed to "Quit the guild". " button to go.

postscript:

This is called a violent priest! (shake

The swastika guild will appear in a certain article in the future, so let them show their presence wwww (#

Touch poor Aiden, but also because of this unlucky incident, Tianguo is coming to Luo AWA soon

[Next Part Preview] "The First Step Towards Reality": Alan finally wants to contact Luo in reality, and Lumbey has a private conversation.The word count is about 5000 words, and it will be posted on Tuesday morning next week.

28. Take the first step towards reality

>>>Sai Weng Shi Ma, how do you know that it is not a blessing?What should be the first step towards the reality of online dating?

"Uuuuuuuuuuuu, wife~"

"alright……"

As soon as the torture was over, the abused meat shield immediately rushed into Salem's arms for comfort. The pitiful look of the son crying to his mother made Salem pat the afro's head dumbfounded. Looks like picking bugs out of a giant cauliflower.

At this time, the teddy bear who won the title of "The Most Violent Violent Priest" sat against the wall to recover his strength, and squatted beside the unconscious steel demon frog. , the answer is obtained.

"Sister Hu, what are you doing?" Meow Meow Senbei tilted her head and looked at the Iron Demon Frog twisted into a twisted roll, only to see that the opponent had shrunk to the size of two heads, her mech was in dilapidated condition, and her complexion was still dark green and dull. But the black star on the chest has disappeared, it seems that the oil is exhausted and the lamp is dry.

"Of course it is..." Hulan looked up with a giggly smile, and said with a serious expression on his face, "I'm thinking about how to deal with this frog."

"Send it for purification." The teddy bear who appeared behind Miaomiao Senbei took out a black jug, muttered a spell to the Iron Demon Frog, and put it in.

"Wow! What's that?" After the scar healed, he forgot about the pain, and the meat shield immediately pulled Salem over and asked.

"Deacon Xiao Hei sent the mission of "eat the door". I need to use this to feed some monsters back to Brother Xiao Yu." Meow Meow Senbei replied on his behalf.

It's "teacher's mission", right? When will this guy's pronunciation be corrected?The other three were embarrassed and speechless, but since Tai Moshen had just finished his fury, they wisely decided that it would be better to complain in silence.

At this time, the system dinged to indicate that the task was completed, and the striking driver jumped in and invited them to the collection room to pick out rewards, and even bowed ninety degrees to the teddy bear in a dog-legged manner, shouting, "Brother, please!"

"..."

Who recognizes you as a godbrother?Although I understand that the other party only uses the last word of "Teddy Bear Biscuit" as an honorific address, it sounds awkward!They took a deep breath and then let it out slowly, calm and calm, no matter how bad the NPC is, it must not be beaten indiscriminately.

Following the strike driver to the collection room, there are many magical special props inside, which are exclusively manufactured by the R&D department Shuangzhai, which is unique.

The meat shield picked out a passenger seat available to flying players, and the position and angle can be adjusted at any time. It will be much easier for Salem to fly with people in the future.Bluntly choose a thin rope that is infinitely stretchable, tough and can be retracted automatically.Looking at the strange and unclear smile on her face, everyone kept silent and did not ask what she was going to do with it.The teddy bear directly handed over the choice to Miaomiao Xianbei, so the brothers chose the food collection robot and the infinite space cooking storage bag. It is conceivable that there will be more abundant and huge food storage in the future.

After looking at it for a long time, Salem felt that every item was good, and it was really difficult to choose.He glanced at the meat shield who was talking to the teddy bear, and remembered that this guy picked out the flying seat and gave it to him, but he didn't get anything because of it, so he couldn't help but feel a little embarrassed.

While hesitating, Salem caught a glimpse of an item that looked like a wristband. It was very inconspicuous but carefully stored in a transparent cabinet, and asked curiously, "What is that?"

As soon as the strike driver heard this, he proudly snorted, "Hey, that's Lao Tzu's favorite work - "Various Bracers", which can change the weapon or armor suitable for the profession according to the user's needs. The quality depends on the individual level Although the adjustment is not as good as the miraculous outfit, it is still of a super miraculous level.”

Super weird is also a gold outfit, which is already considered very good.Salem glanced at the meat shield again, "The shield also appeared?"

"Of course it won't work if you use it, but it's fine if you give it to a knight!"

"Then let's do this." Salem was poked on the arm just as he took the "Various Bracers" from the striker driver.

"Is Brother Lun easy to mess with?" Meow Meow Senbei looked curiously at the things in his hands.

"Well, I'm sorry for the long wait." Thinking he was delaying, Salem apologized.

"No, let's talk quietly!" Miaomiaoxianbei pulled him and ran out, and shouted when he saw this, Miaomiaoxianbei blinked back, waved his hands and said, "I'm lost~"

Seeing the worry on Blu Lan's face, Salem knew the meaning of the conversation.Sure enough, when they came to a corner farther away, Miao Miao Xianbei said straight to the point: "You are Seron, right?"

Having not heard this name for a long time, Serendon felt as if it had been a lifetime away, thinking that the other party must have heard of it from Xiaohu and Aquanna, so he nodded.

"Yeah! When I saw Brother Lun for the first time, I thought you looked very much like Seron, and even had the same temperament, but I was not sure. Later, when I returned to my Piao Piao Villa to listen to your singing, I would definitely provoke you." Meow Xianbei raised a big smile, and jumped up and down excitedly, "Seron's singing transition is very special, and I can recognize it when I hear it."

"You..." Salem was very surprised, and he couldn't even react.In fact, he never thought that anyone would remember him, or even recognize his singing voice, which was obviously just a short piece of children's song, "How do you recognize it?"

"I used to watch your works a lot. Uncle said that in addition to practicing more, you have to watch the performances of your seniors to improve. I have seen a lot of provocations. There are..." Miao Miao Xianbei is like a fan who meets an idol, ji li After talking for a long time, I realized that I hadn't revealed my identity, so I hurriedly added: "Ah yes, I forgot to say, Wo is actually..."

"You are La Belle. I looked up the sunscreen advertisement out of curiosity, you..." Salem continued with a faint smile, and considered the words again, "It's very distinctive."

Miaomiao Xianbei didn't notice anything when she heard it, but proudly puffed out her small chest and smiled, "Hey! Wo's handsomeness can't even hide his youthfulness!"

"Ha!" Salem couldn't help laughing, the little guy's self-confidence is quite similar to that of a meat shield, maybe it was just subtly influenced since childhood.

"Well, I have something to ask Uncle about you... Ah, Uncle is Quanshu!" Suddenly, her mischievous expression was suppressed, and Miaomiao Xianbei looked into Seren's eyes seriously, and even her pronunciation became standard, "Uncle I didn’t say much, I just talked about the reason why you left, and he found you when he accompanied me to Paris last year, and then came back with you.”

"..."

Miao Miao Senbei's eyes are very beautiful and clear, so clear that under the gaze of Sai Lun, his thoughts suddenly completely emptied, and he didn't know what to answer.After a while, he blurted out what was stuck in his heart, and he didn't know why he brought it up, "They didn't mention you to me."

"Does it mean being an artist?" Meow Meow Xianbei scratched her face, tilted her head and opened her eyes and asked, "Brother Lun, do you care that they didn't tell you? Is it because I took your place? Or is there something else?" Why?"

This time, Salem was completely stunned, as if something had been poked, and a voice buried deep in his heart almost burst out of the chrysalis.What does he care about?Why don't you even have the courage to ask?What does he want... what does he want... what?

Just when he was at a loss, the conversation turned again, Miao Miao Xianbei resumed his gossiping sneer, without any trace of the previous clearness that seemed to see through people's hearts, "Brother Lun, do you have feelings for Zhu Zhutou? Are you developing?" To the point of giving up? I heard that you kissed each other~ Is it true? Really?"

The sudden change made Salem speechless, and then he met the sparkling paparazzi eyes of the little cat demon, and smiled helplessly: "Games are games, I'm not a young guy anymore, how can I be addicted to this virtual relationship?"

"Well, so to speak~" Miao Miao Xianbei pouted childishly, and said unfairly: "Actually, Zhu Tou Deng is very serious about relationships, and he is super dedicated every time he falls in love. Brother Lun can really consider him , although he is flamboyant, narcissistic, stupid, annoying..."

"..."

It's really not convincing at all!

After the mission was over, the teddy bear carried Miaomiao Senbei to the two-person world, and before leaving, he glared at the meat shield, making the meat shield plead with Salem again to soothe his frightened soul.Seeing that, he hesitated to speak several times, and finally logged out of the game to rest at the urging of her husband.

From that day on, as long as there is a meat shield, the brother group will not be released. The reason is that the brother-in-law is still upset that the baby is being eaten tofu, even if it is just a not-so-beautiful accident.The online hours of the meat shield had to be reduced. Who made him a part-time employee?The president of Taida is merciless in avenging his personal revenge. In reality, Aiden’s workload is increased. When he is online, he also uses the meat shield as a running errand, listing a long list of ingredients for him to collect and send. It is more useful than recycling resources. thorough.

Despite this, the meat shield still gets up early every day to accompany Salem, so that every night of overtime work, he will show up exhausted.

"You'd better go to sleep, don't hold on." Seeing that the afro was falling down again, Salem couldn't help poking his swollen forehead, "If you're so tired, don't go online, anyway, I'm just It's just collection."

In order to take the health and safety of the players into consideration in "Opus", whenever the player experiences physical fatigue or discomfort, the system will react accordingly in the game, for example: greatly reducing physical strength and satiety, and all values ​​will be increased and lowered , experience points, etc. are also greatly reduced, what's more, even the NPCs are indifferent, forcing players to go offline to rest as soon as possible.Therefore, the meat shield will be hammered again and again.

"I want to accompany my wife." The meat shield leaned against Salem in disgust.

"..."

Although I don't quite agree with it, this reason sounds quite heart-warming.Sellen had no choice but to throw him into the donkey cart by the back of his collar, and sat on it himself, and the meat shield fell on his lap, happily thinking that Xiao Lun's mouth was to be blamed, but his heart was very soft.

Sure enough, Salem not only didn't push him away, but also took off the little bat and put it away, so as to save the little thing from rolling down and waking up in pain and biting again.

"It's only a few hours in reality." What Salem didn't say was that he also reduced the number of online hours.For some reason, he used to walk around in Opus by himself without feeling anything, but now that a few people are gone, and even the meat shield is missing, he suddenly feels bored, and it would be faster to simply log off and wait for time.

"A few hours is a long time." The meat shield turned over and lay on his back, meeting Salem's gaze, "I really want to talk to Xiaolun anytime."

"Do you think I want to be quarreled by you anytime?" Salem complained without thinking.

"Whooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo"

"..."

"Actually, it's not noisy, sending text messages is really not noisy!"

"..."

"Old Xiao Lun...haha...huh..."

Old you!Seeing that the meat shield yawned extremely ugly, Salem pushed him away angrily, "Go to sleep."

"Let's talk for a while, old... huh... mother..." There was another yawn, which meant that the system had detected the physical limit of the meat shield, and kept hinting that it was time for him to go offline.He shook his head to wake himself up, "I promise not to make noise during Xiao Lun's rest time."

It's noisy outside the break time, isn't it?Salem glanced helplessly, but seeing that the pig's head was so tired that even Xiaoqiang's tentacles were hanging limply hanging by his ears, he couldn't help but soften his heart and said, "Add APP friends, if it's too annoying, I'll cancel it."

In order to make it easier for players to classify the friend list and take into account privacy, there are two ways to add friends in "Opus": one is to add friends in the general game, and the other is to add friends through mobile APP.The former is convenient for netizens to do missions together, and they can only contact each other in the game; the latter allows players to send messages to each other through the APP regardless of whether they are online or not.

"Yeah! Wife, I love you... oh!" Hu Dun immediately rushed over to kiss him happily, and he received a slap.

"You go too far!"

"Okay, okay."

After adding each other's APP friends, the meat shield happily went offline to sleep.As a result, Xi Lun was entangled by Aiden from the virtual world to the real world. He received three meals a day, afternoon tea, and midnight snacks from Aiden. He was so annoying that he threatened to delete his friends every time, but never once. Really do it.

In the days to come, Xi Lun often thought about a question - how did he get used to being entangled by Zhu Tou Deng in the first place?Is it true that the little strong star who can't be killed is the most invincible?

"Meat Shield Afro: Good morning, wife!Have you eaten breakfast? OvO//』

As soon as he came out of the kitchen, he received a punctual call from Aiden. Xi Lun turned on the phone camera to take a picture of the freshly made ham and fried egg sandwich and passed it on. It didn't take long before he received a series of complimenting replies.He put the phone aside angrily, and waited for the other party to finish their nerves before replying together.

He gnawed his breakfast slowly, while he boarded the "Opus" forum to browse the latest developments, read other people's weeping and weeping articles as a joke, and smiled, and surveyed the location to be collected later to plan the route.

Regarding the habit of taking pictures of meals, we should start from the third day after the two of them added APP friends. The cause was a question from Aiden——

『Meat Shield Afro: What is my wife having for dinner? 』

The hand that was picking up the instant noodles paused, and he casually replied with the word "noodles", and continued snoring and sucking on the slightly harder noodles, but he was almost choked by the next message.

"Meat Shield Afro: What kind of noodles?"Is it tasty? 』

"..."

『Siren: Are you possessed by Belle? 』

Since these people all called each other by their real names, it was strange that he was the only one called by his net name, so he followed suit.

"Meat Shield Afro: Actually, I want to eat the noodles cooked by Xiao Lun's wife~"

"Meat Shield Afro: Take a picture? 』

Looking at the shy animation attached to the end of the last sentence, he was speechless for a long time again.

"Siren: What's the matter with taking pictures?"You can't eat it anyway. 』

"Meat Shield Afro: It's good to watch it to satisfy your hunger. 』

"Siren:..."

"Meat Shield Afro: All right, all right~"

"Meat Shield Afro: Wife~"

He stared at the rolled noodles and the meager amount of dehydrated vegetables floating in the styrofoam bowl. It didn’t look like the noodle soup he cooked himself. If he took pictures like this, he would definitely be fooled again... Alas, in the end Why does he always meet chatty men?

Seeing that the person on the other end of the phone is still begging, and even imitating Belle to send a moving picture with big eyes and watery eyes, it almost makes him feel disgusted.

Reluctantly, he walked into the kitchen to check. The cupboard was empty, and there were only half a box of eggs, a handful of green onions, and two tomatoes in the refrigerator. These were the leftovers from Wang Yiquan's cooking at home a few days ago.Hearing that the mobile app was still ringing outside, he simply used local materials and fried a tomato egg to make up for it.

"Meat Shield Afro: It looks delicious! ! ! *q*』

"Meat Shield Afro: Where's the noodles? 』

"Siren: I've finished eating early. 』

"Meat Shield Afro: Oh!my wife's hand