[Lingjia Zoo III Xiaoqiangxing people also courteous] Do not come to online games with explosive hea

The ss monster said, "Xiao Lun, throw me over there quickly, remember to stay away from school strikes!"

Only then did Salem swung him forcefully, throwing him towards the mountain wall.As a result, the Boss, who was driven to hatred, attacked the meat shield crazily without hesitation, and the meat shield also opened the protective cover to dodge desperately, but the man never left the rocky mountain, causing the mace to pound the mountain wall again and again.

"Once again! Once again! I only have a leg left!" The striking driver who tried his best to get out of school twitched his legs excitedly.In the last shaking, he finally managed to escape the pressure of the rocky mountain, and ran towards the teddy bear and Salem cheering, "Ah ho! I'm finally free!"

However, the battle is not over yet, without a Miao Miao Senbei who is the main offensive firepower, they will fight very hard in this battle.Just as they were worrying about how to deal with the Boss monster, a deep and deep sound sounded from the ground, the ground gradually shook, and the small stones on the mountain wall also knocked and slid down.

what happened?The sudden change stunned even the boss monster.

"The rock mountain... the rock mountain moved?" Salem stared at the gradually rising rock mountain in astonishment.Hudun also opened his mouth wide and looked behind him, stepping back with his feet step by step, dragging his feet so that even the strikeout driver couldn't bear to see his stupidity, and went directly to pull him away.On the contrary, the teddy bear has recovered its calm and composed face, and even put away its staff, concentrating on coaxing the little drunk meow who turned back into a cat shape in a fit of anger.

Not long after, the rocky mountain has completely climbed up, and it turned out to be a gigantic rockman countless times bigger than the boss monster!

"Ju, Ju Shanren? Oh my god! I saw the legendary Ju Shanren!" Little Bat hugged Xiao Qiang's tentacles excitedly and kept shaking, causing the explosive head of the meat shield to fall in waves.

Giant mountain people?Don't you want them to fight too?Looking up at the big guys who have reached the sky, they couldn't even see the nameplate on the top, and Salem and Hudun couldn't help sweating.

Fortunately, the game is not so perverted. I saw the awakened Jushanren slowly raised his foot, stomped on the boss monster that disturbed his sleep, and then yawned and fell back to the ground to continue sleeping. He breathed a sigh of relief, and the system sound also indicated that the task was completed.

So this is the reason why the rock will move?The three people who had been discussing this matter for a long time finally came to light.

It's dangerous, if there is a fight, I really don't know whether to escape with the meat shield or the mission NPC.Salem, who can only carry one person at a time, couldn't help imagining the imaginary situation.

"Meow meow meow~" The little drunk meow, who was completely out of shape, rolled over in his brother's arms, rolled up his little belly and rubbed it very unhappy.

What is lying down and making money?This is!angry!

postscript:

Beibei is drunk again~ XDDD

The relationship between Xiao Lun and Afro is getting hotter and hotter~ (Is there any? ##

Sexy massage bed, a good prop for cultivating adultery AWA (#

PS said in a low voice: Recently I am obsessed with playing Sword [-], please forgive me if there are mistakes in the revision ~ XD (##

[Preview for the next part] "The Most Invincible Alcohol Crazy" Beibei continues to drink crazy, Ai and Lun have a small chat, and Xiao Hu is coming too, the five of them will meet!The word count is about 8000, and it will be published on Sunday morning.

25. The drunken madness is the most invincible

>>>When you meet an NPC in the second grade, leave it to the weirder drunk beauty!

"[Special plot mission] "Strange Distress Letter": Please sincerely express your views on strike drivers to receive rewards.Suggested words for reference: handsome, unrestrained, majestic, imposing, both talented and beautiful, prehistorically invincible handsome, king of handsome houses...』

"..."

Why does this task look weird?It must be that the way they rescued the NPC was wrong, can you ask the Jushanren to press it back?

They silently looked at the strikeout driver who was slapping the plaster on his body. His short black hair was disheveled and messy, and his face was covered by oversized black goggles. Only the tip of his nose and his mouth with a wretched smile were exposed. No complexion, thin and thin body seems to be malnourished, but not as cute and delicate as Miao Miao Xianbei, but exudes a strong smell of a house, especially the sound of laughing from time to time, it is really inexplicable Familiarity!

Salem frowned and thought about the purpose of this mission. Isn't it too strange to ask them to flatter NPCs all of a sudden?

The teddy bear simply ignored the task and devoted himself to taking care of the little drunk cat in his arms, leaving no time to worry about other things.On the contrary, the meat shield and the striking driver suddenly looked at each other with serious expressions, which made Salem smell the middle and second flavors that were about to come.

"Like it!" The striking driver gave him a thumbs up, feeling like a hero, "I didn't expect someone to make me like this, it's really tasteful!"

taste?Three black lines slid across Siren's forehead.

"Best friend! Finally someone appreciates my handsomeness!" Hudun was so moved that he burst into tears, tiptoed to pat the striker's shoulder again and shouted happily: "Brother! I also think your sunglasses are super stylish! The fashion world It should be as sharp and beautiful as you!"

"What? Do you like Lingnao mirror more handsome than Lao Tzu?" The strike driver's expression changed suddenly, and the rat's body trembled, making people think that the meat shield had said something wrong, but who would have thought that he would hold the explosion excitedly in the next second? Head, "A meat! You really are a confidant! Do you know? In order to invent the coolest and most advanced spiritual brain mirror in history, I don't know how much effort I spent with my good friends. This is the masterpiece we are most proud of! I didn’t expect you to be able to see its value at a glance, you are truly a genius with unique vision and first-class taste!”

"Ding!" Uncle Gentle's system sounded, "Congratulations to player Afro, the meat shield, for triggering a special turning point. [Special plot task] "Strange Distress Letter" will enter the [Second-level special task] "A Day Trip to the Base" , please continue the mission."

"..."

"Tsk, brother is just so powerful!" Hudun proudly raised his head and said proudly, Xiaoqiang's tentacles also thoughtfully brushed his Q hair and bangs for him, and Salem couldn't help but glanced at him. Here comes the wonderful meat shield.

"Let's go! I'll take you to visit the experimental base. We've also developed a lot of magical props. I can give you some as a gift in return. By the way, I'll let Abba have a look at Ah Rou." The strike driver enthusiastically extended an invitation, and introduced another one who was about to appear on the stage. Named NPC, "Ahba is my good friend. If I ask him to die, he will definitely appreciate Ahrou's head."

Strike the driver, unplug the phone... If you are really a good friend, this homophonic naming method really has official characteristics!

"You guys go, I'll take Belle back to the city." Little Drunk Miao, who was always unsure of coaxing and losing his temper, Teddy Bear had to temporarily give up the mission, planning to find a place to help Miao Miao Xianbei get over the drunken state, but, drunk People don't want to.

"Meow? Let's touch the "eight defective chickens"? The nest also needs to be defective, the nest must be defective, the nest must be defective, and the nest is also defective, meow--" Foodies are still foodies when they hear the name of the food. He misunderstood the name of a person as food, and despite his brother's persuasion, he waved the four meat balls desperately, making inarticulate meows.

"Hey!" Teddy Bear was really helpless, so he had to keep saying that it was a promise to go with him.

It's so much fun to see the facial paralyzed master thwarted by eating a turtle!Salem and Hudun, who were on the sidelines, couldn't help looking at each other and snickering, and they both praised each other in their hearts - Little Belle is so drunk!

According to the instructions, the experimental base is located on Xuyong Island floating in the northwest sky of the mainland, and the flight alone takes about 10 to [-] minutes.Because the strike driver has an exclusively developed flying motorcycle, which is faster than a rocket jet, no matter how good a pilot you are, you can't catch up.So, he jumped onto the aircraft in a fit of anger, started the engine and spewed out a mouthful of fuel exhaust, then waved the guide flag at them, "See you at Dolana's Resurrection Square, I'll go back to the city to shit first, hold back It’s been a long time since I can’t stand the bird.”

"..."

This resident, you don't need to report your whereabouts in such detail.The few people with black lines all over their faces couldn't help holding their breath until the exhaust gas from the trailing aircraft dissipated.

"Meow! I want to use that cosmic particle teleporter, hurry up, hurry up, meow!"

"Honey, that's not ours."

"Never mind meow!"

"..."

Xiao Zui Miao's elder brother has a headache.

It is also an island independent of the mainland, but it is different from the joy and liveliness of Misty Island, and the island of Xuyong is very quiet and peaceful.Although it also enjoys the reputation of dreamy scenery, compared with the ancient and ethereal natural atmosphere of the Esley Forest, the Isle of Void Wings has more man-made landscapes that combine multiple elements, especially the main city of Dolana.

Gorgeous and exquisitely carved buildings can be seen everywhere, and the orderly cityscape is permeated with an academic atmosphere that combines science and magic, and this atmosphere seems to have a great relationship with the local cultural customs.Whether it is an NPC or a player, their speech and behavior are all kind and polite, gentle and elegant.Except for the noisy tourists, almost everyone sits quietly with a book, sips tea and reads, and their attire is mostly scholarly.

Huodun touched his chin and observed several black-robed mages passing by, all of them were holding heavy books and wearing a scarf with red and yellow stripes, which was quite like a cosplay Harry Potter.He looked back at the elegant and quiet elf beauty in the elf silk satin robe beside him, and he understood why Seren was assigned to the Isle of Void Wings.

However, what made him most curious was how could the sky be as bright as the sun when it should be night?It even made the little bat think that it was daytime and fell into a deep sleep.

"That is the core that supports the energy of Void Wing Island." Seren pointed to the white ball of light far in the sky, "Because it never goes out, the sun will never set on this island."

"So that's how it is!" The meat shield looked around curiously. Most of the designs were in white tones, which made Dolana look brighter and whiter under the irradiation of the energy core, and also added a little holy light.

Since most of the people born on this island are winged races, starting from the entrance of the island, they saw feathers of various colors falling with the wind from time to time, and even Seren himself accidentally dropped one when he retracted his wings, which made the meat shield unable to help. Exclaimed, "It feels like I have come to heaven."

Salem tilted his head and thought for a moment, then laughed and said, "It's kind of similar to what you said."

At this time, a group of NPC children were running towards them. Salem immediately switched to the other side of the meat shield, and walked with his head bowed in silence. He didn't look back until the group of children in a hurry left. ahead.

"Is Xiao Lun afraid of children?" Sensing the short-term uneasiness, Hu Dun couldn't help shaking his hand and asking.

Sure enough, it was discovered.Salem pursed his lips in embarrassment, and had no choice but to admit it lightly, "Yeah."

"Why? Aren't children cute?" Hun Dun was extremely curious. Most people don't like children at most and keep an indifferent attitude towards them, but it's rare to see someone like Salem.

"Where is it cute? It's so noisy..." Salem didn't know what was going on with him, but he couldn't help complaining in a low voice about all kinds of grievances towards the child, as if he had finally found an outlet to vent, "I will beg for food every now and then. Yes, if the things they give are not right, they will keep making noises, I don’t understand why they can’t read books and draw pictures quietly?”

At the same time, the brother group following behind——

"Brother ~ I want to eat fried steak tomato ice cream chicken wing noodles meow~" Xiao Zui meow clattered and ordered Daozu and Jiongyi's dishes, which made my father and brother distressed.

"Baby, there is no such noodles, how about fried chicken?"

"It doesn't matter! I want to eat fried tomato beef ice hot pot chicken is to eat it!"

"Ugh……"

Not noticing the movement behind him, Salem recalled the pain of going to kindergarten when he was a child - he was precocious and self-disciplined than his peers, and he was always out of tune with other children. When he grew up, he saw that most of the children were of the same type, and found it even more difficult to understand.So, he continued to frown and said, "And he loves to cry a lot. If things don't go his way, he'll keep crying. No matter how much he persuades him, it's useless. It's like I owe him something."

"Baby, you can't eat this." Dad and brother hurriedly snatched the candy cane staff from the mouth of the little drunk cat.

"Meow——I won't give you food if you don't love me! Meow——"

"Okay, okay, eat this, good boy." The big-headed dad and brother quickly pulled out an ordinary lollipop and stuffed it into Xiao Zuimei's mouth.

"Meow... Mmm..."

At this time, Salem remembered the experience of having to help the neighbors in the same village to babysit, so he pouted dissatisfiedly, "I also like to be hugged, and I can walk by myself even though I have arms and legs, so I want to be hugged. It’s so sticky you can’t shake it off.”

"Brother~hug meow~"

"I'm already hugging."

"Hug~hug hug tight meow~"

"Okay, hold on tight and don't let go."

"Forget about those, the most annoying thing is that they love to bite people!" Saleen has never understood what kind of physique he has to attract children to bite him. Since he was a child, children have often rushed to bite him for no reason. The highest record is that he was bitten within an hour. After eight bites, he now panics when he sees a child than seeing a ghost.Thinking of these tragic experiences, he couldn't help but blushed with grief and anger, "Suddenly he bit very hard, the pain was terribly painful, he loves to bite people more than a mad dog!"

"Well!"

"Meow, bite, bite, bite, meow~"

"Okay, baby, I will let you bite whatever you want."

"Puchi..." While listening to Salem's accusation of the child's evil deeds, while eavesdropping on the eavesdropping, it seemed to be verifying that the scene of the dad making the baby drunk was staged. Laughing, "Hahahaha! God, you guys are so cute!"

"What's so funny?" Seren glared angrily at the meat shield who didn't expect such a reaction.

"It's the first time that Xiao Lun has spoken so much of his heart to me." Seeing a side of Salem that has never been shown before, Huo Dun was both delighted and extremely in love, "Are you starting to like me?"

"What...you..." Salem was stunned for three seconds, then kicked in anger and left quickly, "You are sick!"

"Alas!" Lun Dun jumped on his feet in pain and smirked and caught up, "Xiao Lun, Xiao Lun, I really like you too!"

"To shut up!"

In the leisurely and peaceful Dolana, on the street leading to Resurrection Square, a blushing elf beauty with a pretty face walked angrily at the forefront, and Xiaoqiang, who was extremely incompatible with this gorgeous street scene, chased after him with a silly smile. Confessed behind him, and the handsome fairy priest who seemed distressed but pampered while holding the drunken cute cat slowly followed at the end.

Such a strange combination of teams brought another piece of gossip between NPCs and players to the always peaceful fantasy city, so that several NPCs who love to be matchmakers also improvised and planned to hold a game to help couples cultivate A special event for adultery.

After meeting up with the striking driver who seemed much refreshed, a group of people followed him out of the extremely strictly guarded west gate. Under the promise of the striking driver's chest to ensure the absolute safety of the trip, they were probably not relaxed, and they approached the said super-close from the experimental base.

"Mom! Why are there so many monsters all of a sudden?"

After the last elite monster that besieged the monster group in the fourth wave finally crashed down, the vulgar NPC hiding behind the teddy bear jumped out and kicked the corpse fiercely, and then announced with a serious expression: "I frowned, feeling that the case is not simple!"

"..."

"..."

"..."

"Yeah—meow—"

In the silence, the little drunk meow, who was sitting upright on his brother's shoulders, imitated the Lion King's "roar", completely ignoring the expressions of his teammates wanting to flatten a certain house and wanting to complain about him, and stretched out a small meat ball to point at him. The strike driver, who was still pretending to be the captain of the criminal investigation team, thought he was serious and mighty, and meowed in all directions: "Icanseeyou meow~"

This time, the corner of the driver's mouth cramped up.

The teddy bear laughed and hugged Xiao Zuimei back into his arms. Looking at the withered and yellow wilderness that was completely different from Dolana, he asked Seren softly, "This area has always been like this?"

"It's also my first time to go out of the West Gate. I just know that it's best not to come here if you haven't passed level [-]." Saleen's level was only learned from them later, and his knowledge of this place is only based on the information he learned. .He opened the note given to him by Elder Dolana, frowned and checked, "No, it says in the book that the garden on the west side of Dolana is like spring all the year round, which doesn't match the scene here."

"It's like spring all the year round. Look at the green grass, the singing of birds and the fragrance of flowers. It's so warm and pleasant!" The striking driver opened his arms, looking like he was bathed in spring.

"..." There was a faint murderous look on his face.

"Ah, I got it!" Hudun pushed down his reflective glasses, and said in the posture of a famous detective Conan: "Brother strike, your sunglasses are too dark to cover the color, here is full of loess, not even a blade of grass None!"

"Blind secret? How is it possible?" The striking driver was surprised.

"You'll know if you take off your sunglasses and have a look?" Salem said angrily.

The strike driver was shy, "No, my eyes are too charming, you will fall in love with me~"

"..."

It's almost as good as flattening you!Now even Salem wanted to join the ranks of the murderous show.

"Yeah————" Meow Meow Xianbei learned the cute version of the Lion King again, but this time she lay on her back in her brother's arms and asked to be kneaded.Drunkly, he stretched out a small meat ball to the strikeout driver, and meowed angrily, thinking he was upright: "Wo will replace Wolverine and poke Bangni's eyes! Meow~"

So, under the sneer of the younger brother holding up his staff, the striker turned his back to them crying, shook his goggles for a quick look, and screamed: "Oh my God! There is a problem with the console in the base!"

"Control panel? Control the weather in this area?" The meat shield was puzzled.

"I developed a water conservancy controller with Aba, and signed a contract with Dolana to control the irrigation facilities here. The garden suddenly withered, it must be a malfunction!" The strike driver panicked and called out the aircraft, "No, we have to speed up, Strange! How could Ah Ba not notice?"

Wouldn't it be good to use flying from the beginning?The three deeply felt that the fights just now were so helpless, only Xiao Zui Miao shook the kitten's head in a daze, completely unaware of the suffering in the world.

A group of people hurriedly flew to the legendary experimental base, looking at an [-]-meter steel bullet statue building in front of them, the few people who stopped in the air were speechless.

This...is an otaku base, right?Salem, who has no enthusiasm for models, couldn't help flapping his wings and making complaints silently.

Wow!It's RG1/1RX-78-2 Gundam Ver.GFT!Quite a meat shield with a man's bloody dream, and the mirror reflection of admiration.

My baby won't wake up for two hours, I hope there won't be a hangover state, alas... The brother-in-law mode of the big daddy is still operating as usual.

"Meow!" Miao Miao Xianbei, who was still out of state, was so drunk that his eyes were hazy, and he stretched out a small meat ball to break the silence, "The bumblebee touches the bleach to provoke meow? Hurry up and summon the nine-headed dragon in the universe~"

As a result, a heated discussion among robot fans also started——

"Babe, that's a Gundam, not a Transformer."

"Dried balls meow? Don't pick up the dead balls meow~"

"It's a Gundam, not a dry egg."

"Oh, it's a cake and not a gundam, so can I be flawed, meow?"

"Of course I can't eat it!"

"Then do they like cracked cakes?"

"Little Bell, Gundam doesn't eat."

"Then you touched something with a defective Gundam, meow?"

"That's a good question, let me think about it..."

What kind of useless conversation is this?Salem turned his head blackly, and decided to ignore the afro who was fine and serious with Xiaozuimiao.He saw the striker driver flying around the base like a headless chicken, checking something, so he simply asked, "You can't find the entrance, can you?"

"I can't find the signatures of Lao Tzu and Ah Ba!" The striking driver flew back crying, pointing to Gundam's forehead. They're all gone too!"

At this time, the teddy bear suddenly stared at Gundam with sharp eyes, and quickly swung his stick to apply acceleration and defensive status to the team, and at the same time flew back on the fairy cloud, "Back!"

After finishing speaking, a warning sounded from a machine voice, and Gundam's eyes also glowed a frightening red light, "Suspicious intruders are found, destroy them immediately!"

"Oh my god! You will die if you get hit by a laser!" The vulgar NPC immediately turned the accelerator to the bottom and spit out a lot of gray smoke, then left them unceremoniously and fled, "I'm waiting for you at the Resurrection Square -"

"..."

It has been decided that they will definitely wipe out the regiment, right?

In the smoky atmosphere, Salem and Teddy Bear flew away with veins all over their faces, and dodged the continuous laser attacks from behind.The meat shield knew that Salem's wings were not as sensitive as the teddy bear's, so he turned around and hugged him to make a strong protective cover to reduce the damage from the laser passing by, and at the same time indicated the direction to dodge.On the other hand, Miaomiao Xianbei thought he was playing Star Wars, and happily threw a few lightning strikes on his brother's shoulder, which actually hit the head of the steel bullet and caused a laser transmitter to malfunction, which relieved them a lot of burden .

After exiting the attack range of the Gundam without any risk, they slowed down and flew towards Dolana. For a while, no one spoke, except Xiaozuimiao's nonsense.

"Wait! I just saw an NPC in the ruins." The meat shield said suddenly.

"What?" Siren asked in a low breath, stopping her flight.The escape flight just now was much more difficult than flying back to the mainland from Misty Island, so it also consumed too much physical strength. If it wasn't for the meat shield who took the initiative to hug him, he might be so soft that he couldn't even catch anyone.

"That person seems to be wearing sunglasses." After confirming the situation on the ground, the meat shield shouted to the teddy bear in front of him: "Thai! There are not many monsters in this area. Let's go down and find someone to rest."

"Um."

They turned around and flew towards the only ruin they had passed by before, and they found a middle-aged man lying on the edge of the broken wall with many injuries.The man had a dark complexion and a strong build. If it weren't for the oversized black goggles on his face, it would be hard to guess that he was a good friend of the strike driver.

"Looks like he's still alive?" said the meat shield, prodding the unconscious man.

The teddy bear applied the healing technique without saying a word, and the man's wound stopped bleeding immediately, and he woke up leisurely, with the state of "weakness" on the top of his head.

"Dude, are you alright?" the meat shield patted the opponent's shoulder and asked with concern, but accidentally slapped him on the wound.

"Ugh..." Then the person passed out again.

"Wow! I'm sorry! I'm sorry! I didn't do it on purpose!" The meat shield froze in panic, "Don't die, dude! How can we explain to the strikeout brother when you're dead?"

"Death provoking meow?" The little drunk meow who was about to be coaxed to sleep didn't know what to think, and jumped up again excitedly, scratching his paws and crying, "Meow ah ah - dead, dead, meow~ all eight are dead Rocking Meow—"

"..."

The dad and brother sighed heavily, his expression was like that of a miserable single mother who raised a group of hyperactive children, so Seren couldn't help but snickered and pressed the camera button, deeply feeling that today has really gained a lot !

After taking the dead plane back to Dolana in a donkey cart, the striking driver burst into tears on the spot when he saw his best friend half-dead.The little drunk meow, who was finally put to sleep, woke up again, followed meow, meow, and cried indiscriminately, causing the teddy bear to suddenly become furious and murderous, and he wanted to beat this middle-aged dog with a stick Fortunately, the npc on the table woke up in time after pulling out a dead phone, so that a storm of runaway players chasing and killing the npc in the public was avoided.

Finally, in the intermittent narration of You Ruosi, they finally learned the whole story—since the strike driver never returned, they were too busy and distracted to find their missing good friends , and let the enemy who coveted their Gundam base for a long time lead an army to invade, he was unable to fight against the huge monster army alone, so he barely escaped with injuries.

"Ding!" The sound of the house system with a voice changer sounded strangely, "Congratulations to the player Teddy Bear Biscuit and others for triggering the [third-level special task] "Dove Occupying the Magpie's Nest", please hurry up Recapture the beloved Gundam Experimental Base for the two poor handsome homeless people, but first of all, please unplug the dead phone and send it to the hospital for emergency treatment, and help pay for the medical expenses by the way~”

"..."

It's better to just let him die and kill the other one!The setting that you can't kill NPCs at will is really annoying!

Half an hour later, several people held a strategy meeting in the hospital ward.After asking about the enemy's information in detail, everyone fell silent for a while, except for the little drunk meow who was holding a grape crystal diamond popsicle with dull eyes.

"There are so many, and the indoor space is not as spacious as the outdoors, which is not very beneficial to me." The meat shield is holding the explosive head in distress, and Xiaoqiang's tentacles are also spread like hands, expressing that he can't help.

"Additional melee main attack is needed, and the defense must be high enough." The teddy bear caressed the little drunk meow in his arms, staring at the blueprint of the base interior provided by the strike driver, "Although the attack power of Salem and Belle is high, this batch of Most of the monsters are elite monsters, the speed of clearing monsters will definitely not be as good as usual, and the burden on the tank will be too heavy, if there are alternate tanks with high damage systems to support them, we will have more buffer time to respond.”

"My attack power is also very strong!" The striking driver took out a modified machine gun and said fiercely, but no one paid any attention to him.

"High attack and close combat...Soldiers, monks, swordsmen, etc.?" Salem opened the search channel and looked at the notices full of requests for teams or recruits, but felt unreliable, after all, he formed a team with someone he didn't know well. Teams always have risks.However, at the beginning, he was also a thug that Miao Miao Xian Bei randomly picked up to form a team, but he somehow evolved into what he is now.

Salem wasn't the only one who had this doubt. Teddy Bear didn't like teaming up with strangers.Although the privacy mask can block their names, it can't restrict the viewing of teammates, and PVP will still leave records, so the two brothers have always been alone in the world until the grassland runaway mission.At that time, Miaomiao Xianbei took the initiative to invite Sai Lun for some reason, and asked him to add her as a friend. Afterwards, he didn't ask too much, only knew that Baby was very interested in Sai Lun.

Why don't you talk anymore?The meat shield looked at the two of them puzzled, and asked suspiciously: "Don't you need an extra melee teammate? Xiao Lun, we know one, and he's still your friend!"

Just after saying this, a name appeared on their friend list, Seren was stunned for a moment, while the meat shield cheered excitedly: "What a coincidence! You're so beautiful!"

The teddy bear looked at them with slightly raised eyebrows, and after catching the flash of embarrassment of Salem, he looked coldly at the row of secret words that jumped out of the channel——

『[Private] Bixiang bluffs and whispers to you: Cousin, Belle is under too much pressure and is reading crazy?A bunch of garbled letters were sent to me, and I couldn't even read them! 』

"..." The corner of Daddy's mouth twitched.

10 minutes later--

"[Team] tends to be bluffing: Fuck!After a long time, have you guys been together for a long time?Even big heads are! 』

"[Team] tends to be bluffing: I have been thinking about how to introduce you, but I can't make up the time. Either Belle just went offline or my wife just happened to be busy. Really (beep——)(beep—— -)of……"

After Hua Lan was incorporated into the team, a series of expressions from this female man came from the team channel, until the other party finally stopped, and the others had no time to reply.And it was only then that Salem realized that Buffalo had been saying that he wanted to introduce someone to him, and he was referring to this pair of brothers. Looking back now, it happened that the three parties happened to be at different times, and this time was a rare exception.

"[Team] Salem: Aren't you usually rushing drafts at this time?Finished writing? 』

『【Team】Meat Shield Afro: So the bluffing beauty is Xiao Hu?really!There are not many beauties as bold as Xiao Hu! 』

『[Team] Teddy Bear Biscuit: One Hour Dolana』

Salem looked at the drunk state above Miao Miao Xianbei's head, and it took an hour to recover, so they probably had to do something else to kill time.While thinking about it, he suddenly felt a cold gaze, and heard the teddy bear say, "You already knew."

There is no question mark at the end, it is an affirmative sentence.Sellen understood what the other party was asking, so he nodded helplessly, "I just heard that song a while ago, so I looked it up out of curiosity."

The implication is that he not only knows their relationship with Hua Lan, but also knows the artist status of Miao Miao Senbei.The teddy bear didn't answer any more, just looked away indifferently, and concentrated on stroking the dozing kitten in his arms.

But the meat shield was confused, so he could only ask Salem in a low voice, "Know what?"

Salem looked at the blank face and shook his head, then laughed lightly and said, "The fate is very good."

"That's right, we are really destined." The meat shield echoed with a smirk.

Although they have only a little relationship in reality, they still meet unexpectedly in another world. Apart from fate, there is really no other explanation.For Salem, he was even more emotional. After going round and round to avoid, did he still have to let go in the end?

This silence didn't last long, and within a minute, the messages on the team channel jumped up again.

"[Team] tends to be bluffing: here we come!Dolana just jumped off a cliff and died, wait for me to pour a potion first. 』

Dare to suddenly mute just now, is again abusing the benefits of intelligence agents!

"[Team] tends to be bluffing: Brother Lun, I'm stuck and come up for a walk~ Ah, you're going to stay up all night again?"Be careful to be read to death by Ah Quan. 』

Wouldn't it be nice if you don't keep talking nonsense?Salem pouted angrily.

"[Team] tends to be bluffing: Huh?How does the big head know who the old lady is? ! 』

"[Team] tends to be bluffing: wait a minute!That narcissist's way of speaking... you shouldn't be...』

『【Team】Meat Shield Afro: I am Aiden!long time no see! ! ! OvO//』

"[Team] tends to be bluffing:? ! ! ! ! ! (Bi——) (Bi——) (Bi——) God!I'm going over right now!The big pig's head is waiting for my wife! ! ! 』

"Why is Xiao Hu so excited?" Hu Dun scratched the afro's head in wonder, and then suddenly realized after a while and said, "Ah! Could it be that she really misses brother?"

Although Salem didn't understand, but when she heard the answer, she smiled blackly and said: "You should not be the type she will miss."

"Talk on your own. It's time to meet at the west gate." Having already guessed the reason, the teddy bear raised the corner of its mouth with a sneer, then gently carried the sleeping kitten and walked out, intending to find a quiet place to rest. So as not to wake up the baby after the two loud voices of Hualan and Huodun chatted happily.

In fact, things are exactly as Teddy Bear expected.

"Puff ha ha ha ha ha ha! Oh my god! Ha ha ha ha ha!" Hu Lan, who rushed to meet at the entrance of the hospital, pointed at the meat shield and laughed so hard that he rolled forward and back, out of breath, "Oh... my belly It hurts.....Before... I heard Belle say...you played it too, but I didn't expect...hahaha...you will be this kind...hahahaha..."

"Brother, this is so handsome, can't you?" Hu Dun was indignant.

Salem pursed his lips, thinking that it would be pitiful for this guy to lose face to his real friends, so he patted him on the shoulder with a smile to appease him, and persuaded him: "Xiao Hu, temperament, don't laugh so exaggeratedly." .”

"No, I can't...I want to tell Ah Quan! Hahahaha!" After saying what he said, he immediately went offline happily, and Salem, who left the black line, comforted the crying meat shield alone.

"Ah Quan, Ah Quan! Let me tell you!" Just as he took off the game helmet, Wang Yiquan, who was coaxing his daughter to sleep, just walked in. Ling Xiaohu immediately grabbed him and told him about Aiden's transformation into an afro. The couple also unconscionably called up screenshots of the game and laughed at them.

However, Wang Yiquan is still a serious person after all. After laughing and practicing his abdominal muscles, he suddenly thought of something, "Didn't you say that you are helping Allen and Datou connect recently?"

"Yes!" Ling Xiaohu nodded and laughed.

"Then, you just said that the big head is Aiden." Wang Yiquan pushed down his glasses and frowned very seriously, "That playboy Aiden Mon Duffy?"

Ling Xiaohu froze immediately.

"Then you put him against Allen?" Wang Yiquan's face twitched, "The pig head in the mouth of the stinky brat is going to be with your first love, Brother Lun?"

Now Ling Xiaohu not only froze but also went dark.

"My wife..."

"Fuck!"

postscript:

Finally got them all together OTZ

It's a small talk between Aiden and Xiao Lun (does it count?##

The reason why Xiao Lun was bitten by a child eight times in a row will be mentioned in the future.