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thoughts.

The meat shield sat cross-legged on the grass in front of them, smiling contentedly as if admiring something.One is his dearest best friend, one is his most beloved godbrother, and the other is his most beloved lover.Apart from his family, the three people who occupy the most important relationship in his life are so harmonious and happy by his side. If this moment is in reality, he will definitely cry with happiness!

It took nearly two hours for this research, and the system finally announced the success of the research and development with a ding. At the same time, rewards for researching new recipes were issued. " and "Fish Edible Cooking Blender: Chocolate Applicable".

finally!The professional-level test is indeed difficult. No wonder there is no such thing as apprenticeship. It is estimated that few people in the whole server can succeed, right?

Salem breathed a sigh of relief, feeling like he had taken an experiment class for the whole semester, constantly looking for unknown laws from mistakes, deducing possible formulas from statistical probabilities, and then repeatedly trying to debug and estimate, etc. In addition, the integration of records for each experiment is also a skill.These complicated tasks cannot be done by myself. If it weren't for the teddy bear pointing out the blind spots several times, he might not be able to complete it in a day.

This man is really smart!He felt deeply defeated.

The teddy bear moved out of the cooking table and officially baked the cake, which was completed in less than 10 minutes.After Seren took the chocolate cake, the task of apprenticeship finally showed that it could be completed, "I'll go to Ersara first, and I'll tell you if I have any news."

"Okay, I'll send you back when Xiao Lun is done," the meat shield replied.

"Yeah." Thinking that it would be inconvenient to swim with his long hair scattered, Seren took out the hair rope sent by Coral Reef Island and tried to tie it up, but the night wind in the grassland made his hair flutter, so he couldn't tie it properly.

"Let me help you." The meat shield automatically took the hair rope and tied a loose low ponytail for him. A few bunches of crimson hair slipped down the beautiful face, revealing the slender and clear neck, which looked even more charming and beautiful. The meat shield couldn't help but smirk again, "Xiao Lun is so beautiful."

"Ding!" The system then sounded, but unexpectedly provided a message beyond the couple's level, "...this hair rope has the function of blessing the couple, because the player Afro, the player who is the lover, tied the hair rope for the lover player Seren, triggering Bless the couple effect..."

It's actually a couple's hair rope?Salem flashed an idea that was almost formed, but was interrupted by the cheers of the meat shield.After glaring angrily and shyly, he directly poured the snorkeling potion, and then barely ate the writhing octopus tentacles, and went straight to the underwater cave.

Standing in front of Esla again, it is no longer the unknown space thrown into by the high-speed water slide, but in front of the stone gate that was teleported out last time, and when this octopus aunt sees him, it is like seeing a golden The Lord excitedly shook his hand and said, "My disciple! Have you made the cake yet?"

Calling disciples before getting started, starving to death, is aunt too hungry and thirsty?Salem smiled dryly and handed out the cake that would not dissolve in water.

"Oh, what a good apprentice of mine!" Esla hugged him excitedly, and left several rows of flaming red lips with one mouth and countless suction cups, before she was satisfied. Let go of the octopus, "I will love you well in the future as a teacher."

Why does he have the feeling that a girl from a good family is being forcibly married by a foreigner?Even the perfunctory lines are plagiarized?

"Thank you, Master." Amidst the marks on his lips flying all over the sky, Salem struggled to squeeze out a few words, daring not to speak out in anger.He was eaten tofu by an NPC again, and he deeply felt that this game was simply an official game of molesting players in the name of missions!

The old octopus Esla, who just ate the tender grass, happily held the cake, one tentacle pushed open the stone door behind her, and the other tentacle pulled Seren to swim in.After they passed through a tunnel, they came to a stone room covered with brightly colored seaweed. A few colorful clownfish were swimming among the red and green seaweed. They looked very lively and cute, which made Salem feel relieved immediately. .

"Disciple is waiting here. I'll go and review it for your Grand Master first." After Esla finished speaking, she swam towards a certain exit. It seemed that NPCs were also going to hand in tasks to high-level NPCs.

So, Salem wandered freely in this stone room.After about 10 minutes, the system beeped, "Congratulations to the player Sai Lun for completing the task of apprenticeship and successfully worshiping "Master-level Pharmacist Esla" as a teacher. Since Esla's apprenticeship test was not completed by myself, it has not yet been calculated. Master is successful, therefore, the player Sai Lun belongs to the name of "Yao Zun Tai Shifu"."

Hey, did he make money by doing this?He quickly opened the medicine refining skill panel, and found that the name of the level had been changed to "Professional Pharmacist". In the future, there will be "Master Level" and "Master Level", which must be upgraded one by one.As for Grand Master's title of "Yao Zun", it is probably only given to NPCs, right?He curiously checked the teacher's information——

【Information of Alchemist Gate】

Martial Art: Atlanta Secret Realm

Master: Esla master craftsman class (on the way out of the teacher)

Grand Master: Esla's Incognito Master Yao Zun

The word "incognito" made Salem feel a premonition that this future will definitely be an important task!

"That's great, apprentice." Esla swam back happily, "Your Grand Master wants to see the new disciples. After you go in later, don't talk too much. If Grand Master asks questions, you can answer them later. .”

"Okay." After finishing the words, Salem was caught by a tentacle again, alas, can't he just swim well by himself?He is really not interested in things like tentacles!

Esther, who was obviously quite nervous, pulled him into a different acupoint than when he came, and after going around for a while, she finally swam into an unusually spacious milky white hall.Rows of bright milky white stone pillars stand in the hall, with ornate patterns carved on the pillars, and there are swaying green seaweeds dotted beside the pillars, but they are not as bright and vivid as the colorful stone chambers. Instead, there is an indescribable coldness and loneliness, as if drifting in the hall Every water molecule in the water is pouring out—what has been prosperous here, but what has passed away.

Far ahead is a row of scallops of different sizes, the most central one is a white-haired man with a snake tail sitting on it, he should be the Grand Master.He looked around Grand Master, but he couldn't see another purple-haired figure, could it be that he was hiding?He looked back at Tai Shifu again, and saw that the other party was looking down at the chocolate cake on his lap, and there seemed to be something small swinging on the top of the cake.When he was suspicious, the little thing disappeared into the cake again, never to be seen again.

Because the distance was too far and the water waves interfered with his sight, he really couldn't see Tai Shifu's face and expression clearly. He only felt that this person exuded a quiet and powerful aura all over his body, which was quite similar to a teddy bear, especially It is the déjà vu of staring down.

There was no sound in Nuo Da's space, only a faint sound came from the front.After doing this for a long time, the grand master raised his head and glanced at Salem, "Yes."

After a soft reply, Tai Shifu threw something at him, and then continued to look down at the cake.The distance between the two is far away, but the incoming thing is flying in a straight and steady way, not too slow, not too fast.Salem stretched out his hand to catch the object, thinking that he would be hit hard, but unexpectedly, the force was just right as if it had just landed on the palm of his hand, which shows the real kung fu of this person.

He spread out his palm and saw that it was a small starfish stone. He didn't know what it meant.

"Thank you, Master. The apprentices will not bother you." Esla happily thanked him, then dragged him out of the hall, and returned to the small colorful stone room before explaining, "My master is just so cold-tempered. Xingshi agrees with you, you put away the things, and we will rely on this to communicate with the master and apprentice in the future. Come on, this is the growth potion formula, only you can read it, and non-school disciples cannot read it."

Salem took the scroll and asked puzzledly, "Don't you want to buy it?"

"Your grand master said it was a reward for you. If you want other unique formulas in the future, you still have to spend money to buy them." After Esla finished speaking, she took out another booklet and handed it over, "This is the first booklet of the advanced medicine book. Get it from me when you're done."

"Ding!" After Sai Lun took the booklet, the system also rang, "Congratulations to the player Sai Lun for completing the "Professional Pharmacist Certification Procedures" and obtaining a copy of "Advanced Pharmacology Volume 1" and a copy of "Southeast Seabed Map" , and activate the "Southeast Submarine Teleportation Array", which is directly transmitted by the Misty Island Teleportation Array, and can be shared by teammates. Congratulations to the player Seren who became the No.35 player who activated the Submarine Teleportation Array in the whole server, and gained an additional experience value of 10 and Austrian [-] coins, players are welcome to make persistent efforts to develop more seabed maps.”

Is there a teleportation array under the sea?He is still No.1 in the whole server?

Salem was dumbfounded now, feeling as if he had really opened up a new world, and the long-lost sense of accomplishment immediately filled his heart, like the excitement of winning a role in the first audition, which made him eager to tell his teammates the good news.

"[Team] Meow Meow Senbei: Oh yeah!There is a new map to play~OwO/』

"[Team] Meat Shield Afro: Yes!We are one step closer to our goal. You really deserve to be brother Xiao Lun! 』

『[Team] Miao Miao Xianbei: Obviously my brother also deserves credit, okay? =3=』

"[Team] Meat Shield Afro: That's right!You really deserve to be my brother's Tai and Xiaolun! 』

"[Team] Meow Meow Senbei: What's yours? ! !My brother doesn't blame you! ! ! ! O dish O

『[Team] Meow Meow Senbei: I won’t stab you』

『【Team】Meow Meow Senbei: Not yours! ! ! ! ! 』

『【Team】Meow Meow Senbei: Q dish Q! ! ! ! 』

"[Team] Meat Shield Afro: Puff ha ha ha ha ha ha!Little Belle's hits are going to be strengthened! 』

Smiling after reading the noise in the team video, Seren rubbed his belly that hurt from laughing, then looked at Esla who was always smiling, thinking about how to draw clues about the mermaid.

Maybe it's because the teacher's favorability value is high enough, just when he was hesitating, Esla suddenly patted the back of his hand and said softly: "My dear disciple, no matter what the problem is, we will have a long time to come, don't be in a hurry, little love God is still waiting for your potion to propose."

Salem was stunned. Is this a hint?

Seeing that Esla smiled without saying a word, he also nodded and told the meat shield to call him back.

After returning to Misty Island, they saw them standing outside the gate of Zihuo City, and they seemed to be ready to leave. Salem looked at the teddy bear who had never expressed his opinion. There may not be any further clues.

"Brother Lun, is it fun to touch the "Mission Mirror"?" Meow Meow Senbei is playing with a new staff that she has never seen before. Putting the stick in his mouth, his love can be seen.

"It's a secret place. It's very beautiful. I'll take you there next time." Seeing that the teddy bear kept telling Miaomiao Xianbei not to lick the staff, Salem asked curiously, "The reward from the underworld last time?"

"That's right, I took the blueprints back to Mengwu Island to find an NPC to do it. When Brother Lun gets a notice to make a mess, I hurry up to pick it up." Meow Meow Senbei sniffed happily and greedily. Staff, "It smells really bad."

The meat shield couldn't help laughing, "Little Belle is probably the first person who wants to eat a weapon."

"Hmph! The nest will not be flawed!" As if to prove his integrity, Miaomiao Senbei immediately put away his staff, raised his chin and made a face at the meat shield, which reminded Salem of being a fan of La Belle. GIF of the grimaces seen on the page.

"Okay, okay, you said it!" After laughing and rubbing the head of Meow Meow Senbei, the meat shield asked the teddy bear: "Then what should we do now? Do other tasks first?"

"Well, as soon as the submarine teleportation array opens, there will be submarine missions released one after another, just wait." Teddy Bear pulled the mission panel and called up the special mission received a long time ago, "Your moon palace missions can be done by yourself. , now do the distress letter mission first.”

"Oh! That weird guy trapped in the forest? It took so long to do it, I hope his brother is still alive." The meat shield shared the task with his teammates while grabbing the afro.

After pressing "Accept", Salem glanced over the teddy bear holding up the kitten, and suddenly remembered the feeling of meeting the Grand Master in a secret place.He hesitated for a while when he opened his mouth, and suddenly felt embarrassed to say it in front of himself, so he swallowed the words back. After all, the other party didn't seem to treat him very much, so it's strange for him to speak?

He looked at the meat shield who was staring at him eagerly, and couldn't help laughing and thought, forget it, let's discuss it with the pig later.

postscript:

This article may be a bit boring, and it buried a lot of Xiaolun's knots (哉

And what Aiden has always dreamed of.

Regarding "Tai" master, I swear that the homonym is really a coincidence WWWW

[Preview for the next part] "Little Gift of Love": Ai and Lun receive a super-shy couple gift, Meow Beibei is going crazy again.The word count is about 6000 words, and it will be posted on Thursday morning.

24. Little gift of love

>>>Receive the gift of the lost couple, what kind of shameful thing will it be?

"[Special plot mission] "Strange Distress Letter": Help!I'm trapped in Cosmo Forest!I can't bear to eat, drink, or poop for a few days!Who is coming to save me soon? 』

Why does he feel like jumping into a cesspit to dig someone up?

After Seren turned off the task panel speechlessly, he grabbed the collar of the meat shield and flew high, keeping up with the speed of the teddy bear as much as possible.

Although you can fly back to the mainland from Misty Island as long as you follow the map on the return trip, it doesn’t seem like you need a detector when you come here, but the level of the bird monsters in the air is not low and they mostly act in groups. If you are not careful, you will fight in groups. It's already dark, and it's really no safer than taking a big boat or a speedboat.Therefore, they discussed for less than a second about the way to return to the mainland——

"Fly with me." After saying this in three words, the teddy bear took off on the cloud without further ado. If it weren't for the presence of someone who understands him, it would be really elusive.

"Oh? Do you mean to follow Tai? I wonder how he can fly!" the meat shield excitedly said.

"Me too." Recalling the teddy bear's escape battle in Hyakki Night Walk, Salem couldn't help but look forward to it.

And the facts have also proved that this great god who created the legend of opening the server really has a skill, whether it is time, distance, angle, or speed, it is just right, coupled with the proper use of stamina recovery potions, acceleration potions, and acceleration techniques, it is no wonder that he can use it with speed. The beginner's identity challenge was successful.As for the potion, it is said that it was the sponsorship that he reached an agreement with the NPC of Yueling City.

"Meow ho - knock the exciting meow!"

"It's beyond addictive!"

Until they landed in the village of the sea, the cheers of Miaomiao Xianbei and the meat shield did not stop, but the little bat who was also a flying type was stunned again. Only Salem was so nervous that his heart jumped out, and even his cheeks I forgot the stinging pain of being blown by the strong wind, and I could still hear the angry croaking of the birds and monsters being left far behind.

How long has it been since you were so excited?Panting for breath, he looked down at his trembling fingers, as if something was agitating deep in his heart.Although there have been such shots in filming before, they were all special effects produced after coordinating. He never thought that he could really fly like this.The rapid stimulation I experienced personally made my blood boil, and there was a voice in my mind eager to try again, asking myself to challenge again!

"Little Lun?" Hudun raised his head and called, but stopped in surprise when he met Salem's expression, and saw the amber pupils shining brightly, as if a silent soul was about to break out of its shell.After staring at it for a while, he found that the teddy bear had gone to the teleportation array, so he held Salem's hand and said with a gentle and silly smile, "Let's go, after the mission is over, I will practice with you."

"Uh, I didn't say..." Salem wanted to cover it up, but when he saw that silly face, he turned into a chuckle, and subconsciously shook the hand holding him back, "Okay."

This scene fell in the eyes of the two brothers waiting at the side, but they had different expressions.Miao Miao Xianbei took several pictures with a smile, while the cat's tail was bouncing up and down, and the blue eyes were shining with a sly light, as if planning something.The teddy bear remained expressionless, but a sneer flashed in his seemingly indifferent eyes, as if he was calculating something.

After returning to the mosaic from the teleportation array, the meat shield looked at Miao Miao Senbei, who turned back into a human form and flicked his tail at his brother, and suddenly thought of something, "Ah! Xiao Lun, we haven't received the gift for couples yet."

"Gift?" Seren thought about it for a while before remembering the number plate that Santa Claus gave him back then. "I'm going to the Elf House."

"Elf hut?" Miao Miao Senbei, who was eavesdropping in front, turned around and smirked at them, "Be mentally prepared."

"..."

"..."

"Hey, you guys are waiting outside!"

After Miaomiao Senbei indicated the location to a corner of the square, she dragged the teddy bear and ran to the opposite beverage shop, leaving the other two speechless again. Why are they laughing like that?Could it be that the gift is something strange?

"Forget it, let's see what the gift is!" Nervous people always recover quickly, and the meat shield scratches his head and puts this matter aside, and immediately pulls Salem straight to the destination, regardless of the gossip in all directions line of sight.Salem was helpless, but also curious about what Miaomiao Xianbei was laughing at, so he had to sacrifice his life to accompany the gentleman.

Unexpectedly, as soon as they stepped into the elf hut, a moan of unknown gender sounded in their ears, and they were completely stunned by the scene they entered—an interior full of pink feathers and red roses, people in sexy pajamas Supermodels, sensational slogans that make your blood pumping, weird short sticks of various styles and sizes, and a variety of abnormal tools...

"OhmyGod! This, this, this..." This is simply a sex shop!Even the meat shield with a rich love history is tongue-tied.It's not that he hasn't been to this kind of store, but this is definitely not a good place to hang out with a date!

"God!" Salem almost fainted, no wonder the pair of brothers refused to come in, no!There are still underage players in this game, is it really okay to open this kind of store in such a big way?

"Welcome to the Elf House. Are you two going shopping? Or receiving gifts? Or doing love counseling?" The miniature figure in a Christmas costume came out and asked respectfully, flapping its transparent thin wings.

Who will do consultation here?The system is about to bring back everyone's Christmas childhood!

The two handed out the number plate 41 with dead eyes. After the elf clerk took it, he shouted excitedly into the store: "Gift No. 41! It's No. 41!"

"Finally someone has come to claim number 41!"

"number 41!"

"Hurry up! Number 41!"

The rising and falling calls made them wonder again, could it be something really strange?

"Hey Yo Hey Yo!" Not long after, the seven elves moved out a large box of gifts from the storage room. The leading clerk opened the store door wide and pushed them to the door to show the public. All the elves cheered by tossing cannons and ribbons.

What is this for?Seeing the group of brothers sitting across from him drinking drinks, Seren suddenly had a sense of foreboding.

Sure enough, after the system broadcast dinged, it rang happily all over the city, and the falling love rain was accompanied by a weird soundtrack, "Congratulations to the player Afro, the meat shield, and Seren, the lover player, for obtaining the [Premium Selected Couple Items] 】One piece of "Sensual Massage Bed", with a hidden curtain, to ensure that the happy sex will not be discovered~?"

"Pfft——" Miao Miao Xianbei, who was drinking pearl milk tea, immediately sprayed pearls all over the ground, and thought to himself, why are these two people so unlucky?

Delete the number!Under the watchful eyes of paparazzi all over the square, Salem was so ashamed at this moment that he just wanted to take off his game helmet and throw it out of the window.

The meat shield with thicker and thicker skin than petroleum tubes is thicker than the ground shell, and she covered the bloody nose and shouted, "Oh! Brother is so lucky! You can sleep comfortably in the future!"

"Sleep with your head! Just say don't talk like that!" Seren was so angry that he exploded his head.

"Oh! Brother took the lead to sleep with Xiao Lun..."

"you shut up!"

Coincidentally, the awakened little bat and Xiaoqiang rubbed each other with love all over the sky, which made the meat shield who was constantly being slapped look a bit stinky, so World Channel, under the basic situation of a mole coming from afar Once again, gossip is in full swing.

A drama of love and killing was staged in this room, and the brother group in the other room also turned their heads silently.Back then, the two of them also had some unbearable memories——

"Congratulations to the player Chachachacha and the lover player Chachachacha for obtaining a set of [Premium Selected Couple Props] "Wild Tent". The sound insulation effect ensures that no matter how intense the field battle is, you will not be disturbed~?"

Fork, fork, fork!Can't you change the code name to something nicer?

The result of choosing a full privacy mask is that even public broadcasts are still nicknamed "cross", making them seem to want to blatantly intervene. This is not as embarrassing as publishing the full name!

After getting ready, the four flew to the mission destination—Kasmo Forest from the northwest gate of the mosaic.

Cosmo Forest is a small forest located on the west side of Cosmo Mountain. It leads to some scattered small harbors to the west, and connects to the grasslands outside Mosaic to the south. Ordinary, except for a bare rock mountain, there are no other features, it feels like it is used to fill in the blanks of the map.

Basically, in Opus, there are not many special tasks like this ordinary small forest. Occasionally, only passing NPCs send some daily tasks to refresh the sense of existence, and the only wild boss in Cosmo Forest is difficult to fight It does not drop treasures, so there are not many activities at ordinary times.However, they received one out of nowhere. Of course, the task would not allow them to find the caller so easily... It stands to reason.

"Wow! Isn't that Boss a regular haunt?" The meat shield looked down at the behemoth wandering around the forest.I saw this wild boss with a blue face and fangs, a receding forehead, protruding brow ridges, a length of three feet, thick hair, a mace in his hand, and a piece of cloth around his lower body. He looked like a huge demonized Peking Man.

"Well, the route is not certain. If you can detour, try to detour." Seren changed hands and grabbed the collar of the meat shield, while checking the mission coordinates displayed on the map, "It seems that we are almost there."

"Wait for it to go farther before going down." The teddy bear first helped the team put on the state and the protective circle, and then expressed his observation, "It will not repeat the same place every trip, and it will take about 15 minutes to complete each trip, which means we Only 15 minutes to search."

"The way to hide from it is also very simple. The sensing range of this boss is very small, and the enemy can only detect it when it is close to the body, so we just need to hide and not be seen." Salem offered his own experience unwilling to be outdone, and finally Glaring at the meat shield, he added, "Of course, on the premise of not incurring hatred."

"..."

"..."

Why is there a faint smell of gunpowder in the competition?Hutun and Miaomiao Xianbei looked at each other in puzzlement.

As soon as the wild boss passed by, they flew to the place marked on the map and landed.After searching around for a while, there is still no clue, let alone the so-called rescuer.

"Or have you escaped already?" Hudun scratched his face and looked around, only feeling that this area was surrounded by trees and mountain walls, and there was nothing unusual about it.

"Then the mission notification will also be updated?" Seren opened the mission panel in confusion, to confirm whether they had misunderstood, "Could it be possible to dig a hole?"

"It's not natural here." After the teddy bear glanced over the mountain wall, he looked around and found that the environment was inexplicably strange, especially when viewed from a high altitude, it can be seen that the terrain of the forest is not connected with the Cosmo Mountains. There is a sense of violation out of thin air.

"The terrain is uncoordinated?" Siren opened the map as soon as he heard it, but let the meat shield hold his elbow.

"Wait, that Boss is back, hide first!" The meat shield pointed to the huge figure a little far away, and they quickly hid in the bushes near the mountain wall, discussing in a low voice.

In the bushes, the three of them were whispering to the map, and only one cat demon was doing nothing with his face propped up. After all, analysis and inferences that are too brain-intensive are not Miao Miao Xianbei's specialty.So, he was bored and greedy for a while, and planned to take something out of his bag to eat, and his eyes just fell on the candy cane staff at his waist, so he blinked and couldn't help swallowing.

Why is it so fragrant?I really want to take a bite!However, my brother said that this weapon would have a scent after adding something to it, and he was not allowed to put it in his mouth to avoid poisoning.

The snack guy fumbled here and there, and finally picked up the candy cane and stared at it for a long time, his heart can be said to be at war between heaven and man.To eat or not to eat?This is a good question!But he is a foodie, and if he has any questions, he will talk about it after eating.Therefore, after sneaking a glance at the teddy bear who was concentrating on studying the map, he lightly licked the handle of the candy cane staff.

Huh?It's really sweet!The sweet taste was even better than he imagined, so he couldn't help but take another sip temptingly, thinking that one more sip would be fine, so he took another sip, one more sip... Well, one more...

The teddy bear who found something was about to get up to check, when someone threw him down and hugged him tightly, "Baby?"

"Brother~" After the soft and sweet childish voice shouted, Meow Meow Xianbei rubbed his brother's chest, and then raised his little face with a smile sweeter than honey, as if he had forgotten that there was a meat shield and a plug Lun was present, so he kissed the teddy bear hard on the lips, and said sweetly in fluent English: "I love you so much~"

"Why all of a sudden?" Xiao Aojiao's unashamed and unusual behavior made the teddy bear's heart ring loudly. He quickly held the face of Miao Miao Senbei to check, and his face changed drastically - abnormally bright red cheeks, blurred and slack The big eyes, the small red mouth that spits out the aroma of sweet and greasy wine, all of them proved the one thing he least expected to happen.

"Ding!" Just within a second of this, the Zhaizhai system sounded, "Tsundere player Miao Miao Xianbei took the initiative to confess that he likes flash! The wavelet flash radiation is coming!"

A strong white light burst from the two of them, blinding all the creatures present, and Salem, who was stunned by the kiss, went blind for two seconds without warning.Only the meat shield, who was not affected by the anti-flash glasses, was still confused but exclaimed naturally: "Wow! Why is little Belle suddenly drunk? No! Can you also get drunk in games?"

So it was because of being drunk?Only then did Salem, whose eyes were blurred, think to himself, unexpectedly, a younger brother kissed his elder brother by mistake when he was drunk. Fortunately, Xiao Hu was not there, otherwise the rotten girl would have made up her mind.

"Hey... who's okay here to show off?" A sudden weak moan caught their attention, except for Miao Miao Xianbei who was desperately begging her brother for a kiss.

"Someone talking?" Salem glanced at the little bat holding Xiaoqiang's tentacles for comfort, and ruled out their group.

"It seems to come from there." Hu Dun looked for his reputation, and saw that there seemed to be commotion in the grass under the mountain wall not far behind him, so he walked over and looked away, "Wow! Dude, why are you hiding here? "

"What hide? I was suppressed!"

The mission NPC has been found!However, do you actually have to rely on flashing to find someone?This game is really different!Several people couldn't help sweating.

The NPC is a black-haired young man who claims to be a class-strike driver. His appearance and appearance are not very clear. It can be inferred from the pointed chin that this person is not strong.The reason why it can only be judged from the chin is because the NPC is pressed under the rock from the neck down.

When the school-strike driver heard that they had received his distress letter, he burst into tears and complained: "Hey, I just slept, and when I woke up, I found that I was crushed, crying!"

Is this the plot of Wuzhishan pressing Monkey King?The three were speechless.

"Brother~ Kiss~" The little drunk meow, who hugged his brother's neck and nibbled it, was visibly infatuated. The cat's tail kept wrapping around the teddy bear's arm and rubbed gently. Every time it rubbed its body, a few pink hearts floated out. Completely ignore being on mission at the moment.

"..." The NPC was speechless.

"Pfft hahaha! Little Belle loves to act coquettishly when she's drunk, Xiao Lun, let's take this opportunity to take a few photos as a souvenir." Hu Dun laughed nervously as usual.

"Isn't this too coquettish?" Although Salem felt that something was wrong, he didn't want to ask about other people's housework, so he first checked the mountain wall pressing down on the strikeout driver.However, his eyesight is limited, so he really can't see why, but he first noticed that the candy cane staff on Miao Miao Senbei's waist was emitting a pink light, "Is that staff glowing?"

Hearing this, the teddy bear immediately tried to remove the status spell but it didn't work, so he had to try his best to restrain his urge to throw down the baby, but he picked up the candy cane staff and took a look. As expected, he saw new information on the information panel——

"[Weapon] "The Licked Candy Cane Staff": It emits light that changes color according to the mood, which can resist the spell of bewitching the mind.It’s sweet to lick, but if you lick too much, you may get drunk and go into heat~? (The drunk state will last for 4 hours during the game and cannot be lifted)』

"God, this little glutton." The teddy bear put away the staff with a headache, trying to soothe the seduced Miao Miao Senbei, and at the same time quickly explained the discovery that was too late to say before, "There is a problem with this rock mountain .”

"Rock mountain? By the way, it's no wonder you feel that it doesn't fit!" Seren called up the map and compared it carefully, "There is a gap between the location drawn on the map."

"Yes, yes! I remember that the mountain wasn't here before, but who knew it would come over while I was asleep." The strike driver said, turning his face in another direction.

However, it's amazing to be able to survive being crushed like this, isn't it?They couldn't help complaining about the game settings, while studying how to save people.Exploding mountains, digging soil... The traditional old methods have been discussed many times, but they are not ideal, but the little drunk cat has changed from being coquettish and begging for kisses to begging for attention, and even sobbed sobbingly, making the teddy bear two heads big.

"Heh!" Seeing that the calm master rarely messed up his hands and feet, Salem couldn't help holding back his smile and secretly taking pictures, and the meat shield unconscionably used the couple channel to privately expose the embarrassing things about brother accusing brother——

『[Couple] Meat Shield Afro: Hey, this is a trivial matter. Little Belle once got drunk and clamored to transform ice cream into a lightsaber. on the head. 』

"[Couple] Salem: Ha!Then what? 』

"My brother doesn't love me, he only cares about others... woo woo..."

"How come? Baby don't cry..."

One side chatted happily, the other side coaxed the drunks to get overwhelmed, and the strikeout driver, who was completely ignored, cried again, "I'm dying, I'm not loved by anyone, huh..."

As the saying goes, if you do too much with a bad heart, you will be punished.The meat shield who broke the news in full swing was suddenly sneezed several times by the cat's tail that happened to be hanging next to his face.After rubbing his nose uncomfortably, he inadvertently grabbed the afro's head, but accidentally poked the little bat.

"Ah! Dwarf, don't touch it!" The bat bit angrily.

"Wow! It wasn't intentional!" The meat shield reflexively shook his hand as soon as he felt the pain, and the little bat was thrown out.He thought the little guy would fly back by himself, so he didn't pay much attention to it, but a scream came out, and several people were stunned.

"Oh my god! Why did the stinky dwarf throw me to this ugly monster?" The little bat fled back with two streams of tears in horror, and then "bang, bang, bang" strode to chase after them. It was they who avoided it. Less than wild boss!

"..."

This is designed to attract hatred!Both Seren and Teddy Bear stared at the dumbfounded meat shield with paralyzed faces. .

"Remember to come back to save me after you die." The striking driver reminded you.

You are going to die!

Salem cursed and spread his wings and picked up the meat shield, the teddy bear hugged the still-spreading Miaomiao Xianbei and jumped onto the fairy cloud, and the two groups flew the mace that was attacked by the boss monster.That stick was extremely strong and difficult to take back, so he took advantage of the momentum and hit the mountain wall, which made the rock shake slightly.

"Huh?" The striking driver noticed that the pressure on his body was slightly loosened, so he tried to take the opportunity to climb out. Unfortunately, the moment was too short, and he only had time to pull out his shoulders.

The teddy bear noticed something strange in his eyes, swung his staff to apply all the auxiliary states, and quickly ordered: "Throw the meat shield back to the mountain wall!"

"What?" Salem was stunned for half a second.

There has been a good tacit understanding of the meat shield with the teddy bear, and immediately stretched out the little hand of love and patted Bo