[Zhongyingmei] The superheroes I bought in those years

Yaka arrows.

The 15-inch long, dark red arrow body is made from the special sound-sensitive metal yaka on the planet Centauri-iv.

As the brother of Yondu Udonta's Arrow, Patricia Udonta's Arrow has experienced many battles. He once burned, killed and looted with his little master. An excellent record for a mine star.

Galactic bards have written poems about this rare and unique weapon.

——"A cloud-piercing arrow, thousands of troops and horses come to meet each other."

Therefore, Yaka Arrow can be said responsibly that it is a particularly compelling, ideal and powerful arrow.

Even if there is Fofo in its arrow life, which is its hateful enemy who always grabs Xia Xia, its arrow life is still very complete, deep, and far superior to ordinary arrows.

until today...

Yaka encountered the greatest despair in his life.

In the countless days and nights that followed, it didn't want to recall the fear of being dominated by Deadpool's Chrysanthemum.

……

Patricia was stunned.

After traveling across the universe for so many years, it was the first time she saw such gay sex.

After being successfully (forced) to stab the pervert who called himself "Deadpool" straight to the ground, Patricia watched as her family's proud, elegant, and calm Asian Kajian completely cried into a 250-jin dog.

Even if Yakajian couldn't speak, she felt that she heard the other party's wailing.

Especially the dress of the other party is very suitable for the identity of "Spider-Man fanboy", and it is obviously the culprit who stole her gems.

New and old grudges add up, Patricia's head hurts suddenly.

Peter Parker was also stunned.

His ignorance is a bit different from Patricia's, his brain is still stuck on the terrible thing of "my spider vest was lifted".

I don't know when, his vest is as fragile as paper, and it will be broken when the wind blows. When he meets a special person, that person knows who he is.

:)

Inexplicably accused of cheating, coming out of the closet, and having been confessed to, the little spider watched Patricia walk towards Deadpool. For the first time, he had a strange mentality of watching a movie, and he didn't want to save her at all.

However, what I never expected was...

As soon as the menacing Patricia approached Deadpool, she suddenly froze for a moment, with a strange expression on her face, and stopped making any moves that should be made.

Deadpool lying on the ground bleeding and moaning: "Oh hey, heroine, what are you looking at? Are you fascinated by my brother's handsomeness?"

"Let me introduce myself, I, Wade Wilson, known as the greatest mercenary Deadpool in history."

"You can call me~ Ah ♂~ Deadpool Dad~"

While talking, he made two hip-lifting movements, and a few drops of blood spilled on the pierced hole because of this, and the wound was healing visible to the naked eye.

Patricia didn't speak, and looked Deadpool up and down several times, with a look of "doubting life".

Little Spider: What's wrong?

……

Wade didn't know why Patricia stopped at first, but he hung up.

He stretched out his hand and flipped it twice in the void, blinking his small white eyes, suddenly realized:

"It turned out to be a heroine with empathy—wow, there are not many dramas these days, and I'm sorry for the readers."

"Brother, I think we will be sympathetic with Professor Cha and take the route of teacher-student friendship. Yes, brother [beep--] [beep--] has already seen through the routine!"

"I heard that the setting of the Predator is that you can't shoot at children? Hehehehe, isn't that brother invincible in front of you?"

"In my personal manga, the soul of S.H.I.E.L.D. Agent Prester accidentally entered my mind, and I was surrounded by a group of little deadpools—so if you want to beat my brother, it's like beating a group of children, so you ...Aww!"

Patricia avenged Yaka Arrow with a jio.

"The ghost knows how many years you have been an adult, and you are still pretending to be young here. Don't you know that it is illegal for adults to pretend to be children to cheat other people's red envelopes?"

The little spider listened and raised her hand silently: "...but I'm also underage."

You still can't miss the beating, the electricity, and the sale... Ah, this has been cancelled.

Patricia took out the small wafer threateningly, and the young man who knew the times shut his mouth immediately.

In fact, what Wade Wilson said was not nonsense.

Although there are too many gossips in his mouth, such as "comprehensive British and American" and "personal cartoons" are incomprehensible, Patricia believes that there are a group of children living in Deadpool's mind.

The man's brain under the mask is full of magical thoughts like mountains and seas. Patricia's ability is not mind reading, but the part she roughly senses...

how to say?

It's like a two-dimensional and three-dimensional animated live-action movie, full of rainbow pony, hellokitty, piggy page...

Colorful and cute to explosion.

...It's a thousand miles away from his yellow, violent death and perverted image.

Earthlings are amazing.Patricia thought speechlessly.A tragic hero and a childlike villain, next time there will be another devil who believes in God?

……

"I'm afraid so."

Suddenly, a gentle voice sounded.

There was a Scottish accent in the voice, like a sudden warming in the cold night.

Patricia subconsciously wanted to turn her head, but found that she couldn't tell the direction of the sound at all-it sounded in her head.

This cognition instantly pulled the warning line in her mind to the highest level.

Most of the races in the universe that are good at psychic abilities are very dangerous, belonging to the "forbidden zone" that even mercenaries would rather bypass.

She came to find Deadpool herself for the Mind Stone, and naturally thought that the other party was also interested in it-there is nothing more suitable for assisting psychic powers than the Mind Stone.

Therefore, even though the voice sounded very young, Patricia did not dare to take it lightly.

"Sorry for scaring you." The voice in his head said gently, "I mean no harm. The Avengers should have mentioned me, Miss Udonta."

Patricia: "Professor X?"

She said this directly, and Peter next to her immediately said, "Where is that?!"

So Charles' voice also rang in Peter's mind: "Meet you again, Peter, good afternoon."

Peter: Although I was tightly wrapped in a battle uniform when we met last time, it is not surprising that both of them were recognized as real :)

"In order not to be shot when you come out, I think it's better to tell you before you show up." Charles smiled teasingly, "Let's go into the room and talk?"

The little spider belatedly remembered that they were still standing at the door, and Deadpool's blood soaked the gray-toned high-end carpet.

Little Spider: "..." A 2-minute silence for the hotel cleaners.

……

2 minute later.

Patricia was slapped in the face again and successfully met the "devil who believes in God".

The little mutant who appeared in the presidential suite with a "boom" looked like a mythical devil.

The blue skin is covered with religious totem tattoos, the washed-cut black hair covers half of the face, and a little devil tail with sharp horns extends from the tailbone...

However, the orange eyes exposed under the long bangs are unexpectedly shy and docile, making people unconsciously think of Xiaoluzi.

The girl swore that she felt a surprisingly strong piety in him, very, very clean and pure, much more devout than some famous priests.

...like a walking Bible.

The little blue devil first appeared on the stage for a while, and after confirming that the location was correct, he smiled shyly at everyone, and disappeared in place with a "bang".

When he reappeared, he brought two people with him.

One is the researcher Hank McCoy, who is dressed in a white coat, looks bookish, and looks a little bit juvenile.

The other was a young man in a wheelchair.

At one glance, Patricia matched him with "Charles Xavier, the most powerful psychic mutant who ever lived, and protector of all young mutants."

It was dusk, and the sunlight outside the window was not glaring. A few wisps of orange-red clouds hung outside the window glass, making the whole scenery of the high-rise buildings extraordinarily artistic.

There is a monstera growing gratifyingly by the window.

The setting sun came in from the outside and was screened by the tortoise-like leaves of the monstera. Only the stars fell on the back of Charles' hand on the handle of the wheelchair, gilding the slender and distinct joints with gold.

And above that, his cornflower blue eyes, better than the clearest skies.

As a long-established leader, Charles Xavier was a little too young and tolerant.

But Patricia has to admit that she likes the calming tolerance.

……

"All [beep——] are routines..."

On the large latex bed, which was two meters by two meters, Deadpool made complaints about his own noise reduction.

"Every time Professor Cha appears, he will attract the attention of most of the fans, and he almost stepped on the colorful auspicious cloud and holy light to appear on the stage, but he didn't appear in "Deadpool 1"-although the crew is extremely poor."

Everyone turned their heads to look, and saw him lying alluring in the middle of the bed in the drunken posture of a noble concubine, sucking a piece of xxl provided by the hotel suite on his mouth covered by the hood.

The minor spider and the minor mutant Kurt blushed/purple silently.

Charles rubbed his forehead, a little helpless: "Wade..."

Deadpool let out a "bah" and spit out xxl: "Okay, okay, let's get to the point, brother, let's talk about it first, it is impossible for you to get the yellow diamond on Vision's head, after all, brother took it. Big price~”

No one knows who "Vision" is, but they can probably guess that "Yellow Diamond" refers to the Mind Stone.

——When listening to Wade Wilson's speech, you must learn to filter key words.

For example, the key word in Patricia's eyes is: "How much are you willing to sell?"

Problems that can be solved with money are not problems.

When she saw Deadpool, she sensed the curse on him—from the goddess of death.

Unlike Hela, the goddess of death in Helm's underworld, the curse came from the real "death"—one of the five creation gods of the universe that are listed alongside Galactus, Eternity, Infinity, and Annihilation.

So in principle, Patricia couldn't kill him, even with the soul gem.

……

Wade let out a "huh ♂ hum": "No! How can you corrupt brother's noble soul with criminal money!"

Patricia silently took out a Supreme money spray gun that she bought on the road from her bag, and sprayed dollars on him.

Deadpool gasped.

"Baby Brucey pays 5000 million. If you pay double brother, I will break the contract for you and go crazy for you. The flowers hit the big wall!"

"Jiu Mi~(●'3｀●)"