[Zhongyingmei] The superheroes I bought in those years

Little Spider, a five-year-old boy who worked as a part-time student, witnessed a py transaction involving as much as [-] million US dollars.

Sometimes, what limits your imagination is not only poverty, but also integrity.

In short, Wade Wilson became weak after receiving the check. Although he turned back very quickly, he really didn't take out the goods very quickly.

Under the watchful eyes of everyone, he took out a hellokitty-themed highlighter from his four-dimensional pocket, a copy of "People" magazine with the words "Sexiest Man - Ryan Reynolds", a set of My Little Pony's laundry, Two dirty earplugs, an ak47, a live chicken with flying feathers - it pooped on his leg...

Finally, when everyone's eyes were almost desperate, they took out a yellow gemstone from a pile of sparkling party ribbons.

Patricia was a bit disgusted - because she didn't know what was put together with the Mind Stone before it appeared - but it was a "40 billion" after all, and she finally closed it by twisting it with two fingers into the orb box.

Deadpool holds the gem through a glove, but given the death goddess' curse on him, Patricia isn't sure what would happen if he held it with his bare hands.

But there is no chance to verify it now.

……

Professor Xavier and "The Beast" Hank came to find Deadpool.

Due to the face-lifting of the once decadent principal + public appearance, Xavier School for Gifted Youth has entered a new round of renovation + enrollment period.

The whole college is full of teachers, Charles and Hank. Wolverine can't stay because he wants to return to the future. Although Mystique Raven broke up with Magneto, she may go out and do it alone...

So the relatively well-known mutants are all within Charles' consideration.

"Him? Teacher?"

Both Patricia and the little spider were shocked, and the latter, as a student, was even more shocked—comparable to a mountain roar and a tsunami.

What can this person teach students?

Anyway, it can't be killed, so everything is hard?Or run the train with your mouth full in class and teach bad friends?

America's future pills.

However, Deadpool Yi (crazy) is (crazy) talking (crazy) resigning (crazy) and rejecting the high salary offered by Charles.

"No, no, brother is a big ♂ big ♂ bird who yearns for freedom, especially the three generations of the cutest bugs in this world——Of course, Toby and Garfield are also my true love——Brother [beep——] I don't have time to experience "Wolverine 3" with you."

After talking nonsense, he held up the check and approached Peter, maintaining a weird posture of kneeling on the bed:

"Come on, let's travel around the world with my brother - I haven't seen you for a long time, since episode 661 of "Amazing Spider-Man", I have been thinking about you day and night."

"Oh little spider, don't make such an expression, brother will be sexually excited ♂♂♂♂♂♂~"

"We're [Superb Friends] in the comics, do you like the name?"

"Speaking of which, Miss Jinzhu is really generous~ Chirp her."

Peter: "No."

Peter covered his forehead.

Peter: "I was just thinking about gagging your mouth with spider silk."

Deadpool grinned and lifted his mask, revealing a bumpy chin that looked like it was produced after avocado and pineapple sex.

"Oh~ no, sweetheart, Wade's father has a mask, even if you..." You can speak even if you seal your mouth.

Peter froze for a moment—about a few tenths of a second, he was not frightened at all—simply "呵——" out a bunch of spider silk, sealing his mouth under the mask.

Deadpool held his face together: "Uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu..."

Patricia covered her eyes with difficulty looking straight: "Why did he say "♂" even after he shut up?"

No one has an answer.

Those who have answers are not normal people.

:)

……

Before coming to Pennsylvania, Patricia and Spider-Man were two people.

After leaving Pennsylvania, it turned into a strange team of "Patricia and Bitch".

——The latter was forcibly formed because Deadpool was entangled with the young Parker.

Halfway through, Deadpool made a phone call and changed the check into small money, and then said to Patricia: "Hey heroine, do you know why I am willing to give you 40 billion goods at a fortieth price? You?"

At this time, they were already walking on the streets of Brooklyn, and the white figure of the Washington Memorial loomed in the distance across a lake.

When joggers pass by, most of them can't help but look back—what idiot is wearing a black and red tights this summer to imitate Spider-Man and not look good.

But among those who turned around, Patricia Udonta had the sharpest eyes.

"Who are you?" Even Gao Tianzun knew the bid.

The girl would acquiesce that it was because of his weird brain that the man followed rather than driving him away, but if he wanted to threaten her with news that he didn't know where he got it from, she didn't mind making a big effort to let him go. He shut up completely.

"Who is brother?"

"It's a mercenary with an unsewed mouth. He loves to eat tacos with this mouth. I have a self-healing factor, and my self-healing factor also loves tacos."

"——This is brother, the scarlet comedian, the rotten person who can regenerate, and the cheap-mouthed mercenary!"

"The above is Marvel's official introduction to me! Generally speaking, brother is a legend!"

... No one wants to talk to him.

……

Deadpool had to throw out another chip.

"Brother, tell me, your Soul Gem will definitely fail to sell. You must know that the sale will always [beep——] unsuccessful. , so you don't even want to get money in this life... Ah no."

"...Hey little arrow arrow, can you move away from brother's big ♂ dong? Don't be so revengeful...Brother's crotch is a little cold now, and he may pee his pants."

"Okay, where are we talking?"

"Oh, the Mind Stone. Did you know it's the yellow diamond on Vision's head? Although he often forgets to recharge after the expiration date, it's still his yellow diamond. You can't go against cosmic force majeure like the birth of a character. Take it apart. It's not a human thing to do things like Phantom Red CP."

Little Spider: "Uh..."

"Even if the DC big brother Bruce Baby comes, I'm right, anyway, neither of you can succeed, so who will you sell to?"

"Especially here are the little bugs that my brother is resistant to. With the bonus of beauty, this place is a little bit more worthwhile."

Little Spider: "Uh Deadpool..."

The cheap talk stopped: "What's the matter, little bitch? Are you moved by my sincerity?"

Patricia crossed her arms and raised her chin behind his back.

Deadpool: "Brother has an ominous premonition, and the routine is that if I turn around in this situation, [beep——], I will definitely see the protagonist I complained about, so for the safety of my life, I still..."

Before he finished speaking, he rushed towards Peter: "Oh bitch, save me! Please take pity on Jiaohua and understand?"

……

Where Deadpool's figure disappeared, Aston Martin and the blocked man were revealed, which were not completely blocked.

He is tall and straight, his face is not young anymore, but he has a unique kind of extreme handsomeness that has been honed over time.

The quality of the material makes it expensive at first glance. The handmade custom suit can well outline the abdominal muscles and long legs, but he is worn loose, the tie is wrinkled as if he just came off the winery, and the collar of the shirt is still tinged. Lipstick marks - the warm orange-red color that has become popular recently.

He's very eye-catching—yes, even if there's a deadpool who looks like a psycho, the man can take most of it away with his "I'm rich and I'm successful" demeanor.

More importantly, he not only looks rich, but also handsome. When the two invincible chips of rich and handsome are added together, it can bring a Tony Stark-style appearance effect.

In fact, Bruce Wayne is indeed a playboy, rich second generation, and philanthropist as famous as Tony Stark—if Stark Jr. hadn’t gained an "iron-man" identity in his later period, the ranking of the two Who comes first has to be said.

However, Patricia silently added in her heart: No, they have already tied again, but people on Earth don't know.

Because she found out that she had seen him.

Not in that "Who's the Little Prince of Gotham's Next Love?" !Shocking inside story..." and other newspapers, but I have seen another skin of him.

Gloomy, dark... the same night mask as those medieval-style black peaks in Gotham.

Appearance can be deceiving, tone of voice can be deceiving, eyes can be deceiving, even habits can be deceiving...

But if there is another person who has such an extreme desire for control and self-destructive desire, Patricia would rather live broadcast eating Yaka Arrow :)

Especially since this guy has the exact same ass and chin as Batman.

……

"Mr. Wilson."

Wayne smelled faintly of wine. He stood in a casual posture and asked questions casually.

"I heard you found what I wanted?"

Deadpool was hanging behind Peter like an octopus, and he laughed when he heard the words: "I got it, but brother, isn't it hijacked? Surely your dark-style DC can understand this kind of distress?"

... No one really understands.

It's like Patricia doesn't understand why a rich second generation pretends to be a bat in the middle of the night, and now pretends that she has never seen her at all, but instead sees Lie Xinxi and wants to fuck her.

After listening to Deadpool's blame, Baby Bruce stepped forward and looked at Patricia:

"The weather in New York is much more beautiful than I imagined, and the hijackers in New York are unexpectedly beautiful."

"Would you like to have a drink as a favor, Miss Hijacker?"

Playboys are not bound by the occasion when they talk about love.

Patricia hooked her lips and smiled: "It's not me who was hugged by him, why do you think it's me who hijacked him?"

"Not sure."

The little prince of Gotham stood in front of the luxury car, showing a standard playboy smile.

"I'm just willing to be hijacked by such a beauty, subconsciously ignoring other possibilities."

Peter Insignificant Possibilities Parker: ...fine.

:)