[Zhongyingmei] The superheroes I bought in those years

James Buchanan Barnes was undoubtedly a very attractive man.

Even though he is now wearing the outdated World War II Captain America uniform, he is at least ten pounds fatter than he was in the documentary, and he still has the head of an abandoned woman barely wrapped in the hood...

He is also still very handsome :)

Those emerald green eyes are like jewels with stars falling in them.

When the narrow and long eyes narrowed slightly, there were smile lines like little fish.

Half a Brooklyn girl can be seduced in a blink of an eye.

Steve looked at him with joy and nostalgia, with a well-hidden worry on his brow - if it wasn't for Patricia's special ability, she wouldn't have noticed it at all - and walked towards Bucky.

After 70 years, they seemed to be fighting side by side on the battlefield just yesterday. They hugged, patted shoulders, parted and punched each other tacitly.

Then Bucky raised the corners of his mouth, and there was a slight smile on his cheek: "Hi, brother."

"It's been 70 years."

The smile on Steve's face faded away, and the doubts and anxiety in his heart grew more and more.

As if seeing the heart of the real Captain America, the second-generation Captain America gently slapped his forearm muscles with an iron fist:

"Don't make such a sad face, man, who's strong and br□□e, here's□□etheamericanway? (Who's strong and brave, save America?)"

The "Captain America fan and music enthusiast of the last century" who was coming out of the elevator - Xingjue - subconsciously sang: "thestarspangledmanwithaplan~~~! (The Star-Spangled Banner man with big plans!)"

The falcon following behind: "Pfft——"

The little spider hanging upside down also sang the rap part on the ceiling, and the little milky voice said: "(Who scared Hitler out of the bunker? Haha!)"

Tony, who was frantically stuffing dried blueberries into his mouth: "Ha——"

Patricia: "Huh? I don't have this song in my playlist :-("

Steve, whose black history was uncovered by a good friend: "..."

It can be called a public execution.

Only the real aliens in there—the rest of the Guardians of the Galaxy and Thor and Patricia—didn't understand the stalk.

Iron Man, who didn't think it was a big deal to watch the excitement, waved Jarvis to play a song and dance video of Captain America selling national debt.

Patricia: "Pfft. Jarvis add it to the player for me."

Jarvis: "Okay, Miss Udonta, I'll order an old tape for you on eBay."

Steve: "..."

A hundred executions in public :)

But in the end he couldn't hold back his laughter, his brows and eyes were filled with the unique vigor of young people.

——In fact, according to the conscious age, he really only lived for more than twenty years.

The return of Barnes brought him back to that age.

Brooklyn's new trolley, girls with parasols and skirts...

The aroma of baked potatoes and patties, the fancy cars on the Brooklyn Bridge...

Newspaper office and studio, two tall + small bean sprouts boys chasing behind the tram...

Add all this and he is a complete Captain America.

……

What's wrong with Bucky is simple and complex.

In that battle with the Guardians of the Galaxy and Thor, the most elusive Quicksilver had a wound on his leg. Although the Scarlet Witch was powerful but young, she was not completely incapable of dealing with it.

They escaped the Hydra base, and the Avengers brought back a Mind Stone and a... Winter Soldier.

When it was known that Hydra's secret weapon was the World War II hero who died long ago, everyone was confused. They brought him to the Avengers to place him (locked up), and then tried their best to contact Professor X.

After all, when it comes to brain and mind problems, no one is more qualified and capable of solving them than the most powerful psychic mutants in the world.

They didn't have much hope at the beginning, because they knew more inside information than ordinary people, about why the two forces of mutants had been silent for many years.

It is said that the professor experienced great emotional trauma, experienced betrayal and loss, lost consciousness from the waist down, disbanded the college, and indulged in alcohol and potions that could make him stand up again day and night.

Unexpectedly, when the Avengers arrived, the decadent abandoned professor had already changed her appearance, and once again picked up the elegant demeanor of the heir to the old family castle, followed by a muscular man with cat ears.

When he saw the brainwashed Winter Soldier, the man with cat ears froze for a moment, and said to Charles Xavier in the wheelchair, "That is also a future partner."

Then the professor agreed to help.

Although the Avengers are a bit confused, it's always good that the other party is willing to help.

Because the 70-year freezing brainwashing was too complicated, Professor X did not restore all his memories after unlocking the brainwashing program in the Winter Soldier's brain.

He first elicited the happiest and least vulnerable memories of the Winter Soldier, and then put chains on the brainwashed memories that he didn't know were true or false.

——Only under certain triggering conditions, will it be recalled slowly, which can be regarded as a buffering process.

So now, Bucky standing in front of everyone looks so much like the sergeant back then.

……

After the process was finished, Natasha Patton and Dr. Banner also rushed back in the Quin-jet fighter.

Everyone exchanged and exchanged information, which basically smoothed the whole process.

"A man with cat ears?"

Patricia's focus is different from everyone else's.

"...is that Batman from Gotham?"

Stark silently sprayed a mouthful of salt soda: "No, it's a muscular man with cat ears."

Patricia: "Oh let me tell you, it's just not Batman."

"In a time and space, under normal circumstances, there will not be two people meeting each other face to face."

"So, he might be from the future — how many years into the future I don't know."

The attention of others was immediately attracted.

Xingjue: "What? There is a mess of time and space? Where is it? I want to see it, but I haven't seen it yet."

Steve, who knew that Patricia came from five years later and was recognized by her father at a glance: this brother is probably a pill.

"..." Patricia was about to explain, but there was a strange silence for a moment, "Look at me carefully."

Xingjue was even more surprised: "Huh? What are you doing? Are you flat chested?"

"........."

All the members of the Guardians of the Galaxy took a step back, giving up the second most foolish guy in history to be the champion, so that the group sister could rush over and give the leader a kick.

Xingjue raised his vigilance to the highest level when he uttered the word "flat chest".

When Patricia kicked over, he dodged behind Drax with a flexible posture that was definitely not suitable for his weight.

Seeing that the shirtless man in the "invisible state" is about to become a scapegoat...

The smile on Xingjue's face just broke out when he was suddenly attacked from behind, and he fell to the ground with a "slap".

Patricia who came out of the blue mist: Hidden achievements and fame.

:)

……

A week later.

United States, Pennsylvania.

The last time Patricia came here was to buy Iron Man, and by the way, he slapped Dr. Rhett from the bau team.

This time I came to Pennsylvania, still to find someone.

——Look for someone who is said to be impossible to kill, talkative, likes red tights, is a fan of Spider-Man, and is a mutant.

According to intelligence, in the recent period, this pervert has appeared at a very high rate in Pennsylvania, but because of the other party's weird teleportation ability, it is difficult to continuously locate him.

In order to save time, the witty Xia Xia used a black card to get Spider-Man.

——Let’s find out about the little spider bait that is already on summer vacation?

Since Peter Parker had followed the Avengers to the Xavier Academy for Gifted Youth, the burden of leading the way was placed on him.

Today, the brown-haired boy is wearing a refreshing T-shirt and sports shorts, and a black peaked cap to suppress the messy curly hair. He is very skillful in buying subway tickets and swiping sky train cards. He brings the friendly alien Xia Xia to experience the earth. The charm of local transportation.

While swiping money with the black card, his little hands trembled, while looking back at the original owner of the black card from time to time.

Patricia Udonta, who has always been in a dark red battle suit with high boots and has no scruples, changed into a Morandi-colored shirt and trousers for the first time today. A camel fisherman hat covered her Most of the face.

The whole person was lazy, with scarlet eyes wandering, and he didn't know what he was thinking.

Having seen the girl's ability to manipulate the space gem in the Avengers, Peter didn't quite understand why Patricia chose to move slowly with him.

They bought a plane ticket from New York to Pennsylvania (Peter experienced first class in his life).

They ran to the world's largest chocolate factory in Harrisburg and watched a chocolate bar making process.

Junior Peter was swallowing, and Patricia was in a daze.

They drove in Gettysburg, standing in front of the memorial at the National Cemetery.

Junior Peter was mourning, and Patricia was in a daze.

They also went to Lake Erie to see the famous battleship "Niagara".

Pete Junior was woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo Patricia was in a daze.

Little Spider, who originally thought he was going to suffer all the way, also had a good time after playing.

Sometimes, at the end of the day, he babbled his whole mouth non-stop and drank three buckets of water. Except for the occasional looks from "caring for children", he was not electrocuted to death by the alien lady.

The physical strength of the two people is not comparable to that of normal people. On the fifth day of playing, they almost played the whole of Pennsylvania.

……

On the last day, when the two returned from the snack street to the five-star hotel where they had booked two presidential suites, Peter finally couldn't bear it anymore.

Because his benefactor is a little too quiet, watching the people coming and going in Pennsylvania all day long, wondering what he was thinking about, and occasionally took out an orange gemstone in a daze (Peter: Showing off his wealth???).

And as a "bait", he didn't seem to do anything.

When they reached the top floor and were about to separate, Peter finally got up the courage(?) to ask a question.

Patricia suddenly looked up at him from under her bucket hat, and suddenly asked a question that had nothing to do with Peter's question.

"What would you do if you knew that someone would take your bones and use them for other purposes after your death?"

Her expression was very light, and her voice was also very light, with a little confusion, as if she had been thinking about this question for a long time—or maybe it was something deeper than this superficial question.

Peter doesn't know her deep thoughts, he only cares a little.

"...Why do you want to take away my...hiccup...bones?"

The last word was almost broken by Little Hiccup.

Patricia looked at him steadily and deeply.

The little spider almost cried out.

He knew that a black card was not so easy to get, and his life would die if he held it.

"You, you, you want to kill me?! qaq"

Patricia paused for a moment, then she was very inexplicable: "Why should I kill you?"

Peter: "Don't you want my bones?"

Then he shut his mouth abruptly.

Now it's all right, even the name "you" has come out.

"Then let me put it another way." Patricia tiredly gave an example, "For example, that person is your leader—the tin can."

"What will you do? You will find a way to kill him first... Wait what's wrong with you!..."

The flushed Peter Parker let out a cry comparable to a screaming chicken: "How is it possible?! How can you insult my love for Mr. Stark, ah no, worship?!"

Patricia: "..."

#Always feel that I heard something incredible#

#ask a confidant about philosophy, maybe she is stupid#

……

During the interaction between friendly aliens and good neighbors on Earth, a very coquettish vibrato suddenly sounded from midair.

"Ah ♂~~ah~~"

The pure young spider subconsciously grabbed Patricia's hand and pulled her aside, Patricia subconsciously swung the Yaka arrow...

Between electricity, light, fire, and stone.

A figure of a rainbow pony wearing red and black tights, Japanese samurai swords on his back, a cute little pony on the back of his mask, and a girl's heart MAX between his legs... from mid-air fell suddenly.

The pervert circled in mid-air at a speed that violated the laws of physics, put his face in his hands, and uttered a contrived "wink~" to the terrified Peter

From a height of three meters, it starts to fall from a standstill, and it takes no more than one second to fall to the ground.

But just in this short - count it as a second - within a second, Deadpool in mid-air pulled the camera towards him, and narrated affectionately:

"I knew that the insect author would give me the most flamboyant appearance, as my compensation for being robbed of the limelight in the last chapter [beep——] so that only one reader mentioned me in the comments."

"Yes, that's right, it's you, call me the cute little angel in the cute multi-id, and I want to give you the special benefits of Deadpool burying your breasts and hugging~"

"But the person I love the most is Xiao Chong~ah~ Xiao Chong~~Dutch Bug~~~Brother's cute little butt~"

"Although you just showed [beep——] love to another short buttocks, brother is willing to catch Pleasant Goats for you with the green grassland on his head—oh damn the emoji webpage does not allow display—manually, chirping.( ●3｀●)~”

"Okay, let's not talk about it. It's time for brother to land. Speaking of which, why is the heroine's arrow under the side of brother's chrysanthemum? This makes me a little square."

The camera zooms out, and the flow of time returns to normal.

Under the horrified gazes of Patricia Udonta and Peter Parker, the pervert in the falling tights miraculously twisted his body in mid-air, adjusted his posture, and abruptly sent himself to the tip of the arrow.

"Pfft-"

"Ah ♂~~~~"