DIO Magic House Investigation Report

I held the yakisoba bread in my mouth, and stared at Jotaro with wide eyes. After a long time, I replied, "...I want to go to the bathroom first."

Why does Joseph Joestar want to see me?They even invited me to their house as a guest, wouldn't this be a trap?

No, it's going too fast, and it's very unsettling.Although the possibility of exposure is very low at present, I still have to be cautious and divination the risk first.

"Toilet? What you say is really civilized, is it popular in the United States?" Jotaro frowned slightly.

"No, Americans just say 'I need to pee.'"

I complained in a low voice, but saw a slight smile on the face with a stern and fierce expression, which almost made me think for a moment that I was seeing a hallucination.

... is it funny?I'm not joking with him.

Jotaro seemed to be waiting for me, so I quickly finished my two pieces of bread and strawberry milk, entered the girls' restroom at the school where there was no one there, and took out my pendulum to inquire.

"Joseph Joestar found my problem."

The pendulum slowly turned counterclockwise, which meant that my guess was superfluous. I was a little relieved. It seemed that I was a little too sensitive. After all, this was a very troublesome task.

So I continued divination.

"Should I go to Jotaro's house?"

The pendulum continued to rotate counterclockwise, rejecting this suggestion.

Well, I think so too...

First of all, this matter has to be approved by DIO, but I guess he will let me accept it, and then go to JOJO's house to find a chance to kill them all.This is difficult, and if you go, you may not be able to face Joseph's inquiry. After all, the old man of his age is also an old fox, and it is not easy to fool him.

Or refuse.

After getting the answer I wanted, I left the women's room, and when the bell rang for the end of get out of class, I found Jotaro again near the canteen.

"Sorry, I can't go."

I looked up at Jotaro, pretending to be very decent and explained to him, "This is not good, we only met the second day."

"...It's not what you think."

Jotaro froze for a moment, he didn't seem to expect that I would think in that direction, he pressed his forehead with a headache, as if he was thinking about how to explain this situation.At this time, a girl screamed from behind, and a fat girl with glasses rushed out from the corner, pointed at me emotionally and shouted, "I can't believe it! JOJO invited a transfer student to Play at his house!"

"What?! JOJO invited transfer students to his house?!"

The moment the words fell, a large group of girls surrounded them. They were both disappointed and unbelievable, and some of them burst into tears.

"Am I going to lose love?! Don't!"

"JOJO, do you like girls who are transfer students?"

"But you just met her! You don't even know if she has a boyfriend!"

"Please JOJO! Don't find a girlfriend! Give us some thought!"

They seem to be very emotionally crazy, even if they are yelled at, they can't go away.Jotaro's expression became even uglier in an instant, and he had no chance to say anything further.

Looking at Jotaro who was completely surrounded by girls, I was a little relieved, and I didn't need to find any more reasons to explain why I didn't want to go to his house.

Jotaro's support group?Thank you for the relief, although Jotaro looks very distressed, I sympathize with him...

The girls quickly surround Jotaro, reluctantly questioning him about his relationship with the transfer student, including what kind of girl he likes.

I shrugged to him, fearing that those girls would also stop me for questioning, so I quickly withdrew from the canteen.

The progress has exceeded expectations, making people overwhelmed...

I didn't see Jotaro until the end of the lunch break, I guess maybe it took him a lot of work to get rid of those support groups, but I didn't see him until after school, and I honestly attended the class all afternoon!High school course!

It wasn't until after school that I learned that Jotaro left school directly in the afternoon and didn't come back to class.

What a talker!

Why Jotaro can skip school, I am obviously a social person but still experience high school life?

hateful!It feels like being brushed!

The Kakyoin flight seems to arrive in Japan tomorrow.As a result, I didn't do anything today, and I didn't want to go back and face DIO, who knows what nasty things he might say.So after school, I changed into my private clothes, and in order to prevent being treated as a minor again, I specially put on makeup and put on a richer lipstick.Looking in the mirror and seeing myself after painting y, I don't look like a high school student at all, except for the damn bangs.

After depositing my schoolbag, I decided to spend the night freely.So I ate 3000 pieces of badger eyes at the barbecue restaurant and then ran to the local No. [-] HOSTCLUB.

I've been wanting to do this for a long time!Only a sweet-mouthed cowboy can relieve my stress.

"Damn stinky man, neither this nor that is a thing, why am I so unlucky, every time I associate with someone who is not a good person, and this time I still can't get rid of him."

After drinking a few glasses of wine, I began to complain to the cowboys sitting around me.I was greeted by a NO2 salesman called "Ziyin", who kept pouring wine for me and nodded in agreement.

"That's not Irene's problem, it's those men's problems. It's not Irene's fault that Irene is beautiful. It always attracts a group of not-so-good men."

"Don't worry, from now on I am Erin-chan's knight, I will always support Erin-chan, say goodbye to bad men, and start a new relationship! Erin-chan deserves the best!"

"If I can find a girlfriend like Irene, I will definitely not let you suffer. I can do housework and cooking. Can Irene give me a chance?"

... Cowherd is very proficient in business, and his words are very pleasant to listen to, but the purpose is still to let you open champagne.If you order a champagne tower now, all the cowherds will come and give you a champagne call.

If I paid for it myself, I would definitely not be willing to spend 46 yen to open a champagne tower, but this morning when I went out, I asked DIO for some funds. He is very generous. At least when I asked him for money, he never Never rejected me.

So it became like this.

"Hi hi hi hi!! Thank you thank you thank you!"

"LET'SGO! Champagne! Champagne! Champagne!"

"Dedicate everything to the most beautiful princess in the world! Irene!"

"Let's toast! Thanks! Thanks! Thanks!"

The cowherds sang the shameful and brainwashing champagne CALL. Because I didn’t pay for it myself, I sat in the booth very leisurely and watched their performance with interest like a social observer.But before I could feel better, I suddenly heard an exclamation in the store, someone shouted "Sorry, you can't go in!", and the next moment, a tall boy with a black face in a student uniform rushed in, He stared at me with speechless eyes, and asked sternly.

"...Is your reason for refusing to go to a nightclub dressed as an adult?"

"JOJO!"

I suddenly sobered up, and sat up from the booth all of a sudden, "Why are you here?! Wait, how did they let you in?"

Fuck!Why do I still get caught when I visit a HOSTCLUB!And it wasn't DIO who came to catch me, it was JOJO!How would he know I'm here?

And what does it matter to him!Why do you want to interrupt my happy time!

"..."

He glanced at the champagne tower silently, frowned and said, "This should ask you in turn, what are you doing here?"

"I'm relieving stress..."

I muttered guiltyly, looked at him helplessly and said, "Don't mind your own business, don't you need to stay with your grandpa at home? You still skipped class this afternoon... Oh! This guy is a high school student! How can you Let him in?"

I immediately pointed at Jotaro and protested to the cowherds, even if it would affect his favorability towards me, I didn’t care. I’ve already opened a 46 champagne tower, and whoever stops me from enjoying the fun is my enemy!

"Yes, boy, you can't come in here, go back quickly, or we will call the police."

Cowherds who are generally only around 170 in height are very helpless to this tall high school student who is 195 in height. None of them dared to go up and pull him, so they had to persuade him to leave quickly, otherwise they would notify the school and call the police.

"Go ahead, this guy is from Narita High School just like me."

Jotaro pointed at me expressionlessly, and in the eyes of the cowherds, he said coldly, "What's the matter? How long are you going to stay in this place?"

"........."

Damn it, asshole high school student!

"...At least let me finish listening to the champagne call."

I slumped on the sofa weakly, and I no longer expected to continue chatting with the sweet-mouthed cowherds, at least let me experience the service of 46W yen.The cowherds looked flustered and said they didn't know I was a middle school student, but Jotaro's paralyzed face became even more stinky, he grabbed my wrist without saying a word, and pulled me out of the store.

"It hurts!"

He was grasping too tightly, and the strength of his hand was a bit weak, so I couldn't help complaining aloud.At this time, the person in front suddenly paused, and then the force on his hand was a little lighter, and he didn't let go until he pulled me out of the hostclub.

"……explain."

Jotaro lowered his student hat, couldn't see the expression on his face, but he didn't need to think about it to know that he was very angry now.

...Although I don't understand why he is angry, I just declined the invitation to see Joseph at his house, as if I played with his feelings?

"Explain what...does this have anything to do with you..."

I raised my chin in dissatisfaction, "Obviously you should explain it? Why do you know I'm here? Don't tell me that you followed me."

"..."

My question finally silenced him for a moment, Jotaro stared at me for a moment, then looked away again.

"...The old man is a little concerned about you, because our enemy is approaching, and it was a bit of a coincidence when you appeared, he had some unnecessary worries, so he read and wrote to you."

He seemed to be thinking about something, and eventually he sighed slightly and threw a photo at me.

...The picture above shows me drunk while drinking champagne and toasting surrounded by cowherds, as if it was taken from the perspective of God.

"It's really troublesome... I didn't expect to go to such a place. What are you thinking?"