DIO Magic House Investigation Report

The photo produced by reading and writing suddenly awakened my memory.

The shooting angle of this photo is too similar to my appearance when I was unprepared when I was photographed by someone while exploring in the magic hall.

Is it Joseph's substitute ability?Idea photo?So I restored the picture of what happened that I didn't see with my own eyes?

The people in the magic hall are all subordinates of DIO, and they are in a hostile relationship with the Joestar family, so it is impossible for the same person to do it.That is, they possess similar capabilities.

So the photo of me at that time was read and written by DIO using the body of Jonathan Joestar?

"...Hey, are you listening to me?"

Jotaro noticed my distraction, and couldn't help reminding me, "High school students dress up as adults and go to such a place and drink, what on earth are you thinking?"

"...Are you a disciplinary committee member? You care so much. If you don't tell me about this kind of thing, no one will know about it."

I muttered with dissatisfaction on the surface, and I was glad that I didn't go back to DIO directly. The feeling of strongly wanting to go to HOSTCLUB today really didn't cheat me!

Joseph should not have noticed the problem, although most of my current image is a female high school student who fakes her age and visits the Cowherd's shop... But maybe it's only absurd, not dangerous.

However, Jotaro seemed a little angry, and his tone suddenly became more aggressive, "...Do you know what kind of things you might encounter? If those cowherds take you back drunk, who will come to rescue you? "

"..."

Huh?Does he still have this attribute?Although he seems to have a bad temper, he is unexpectedly caring about people.

I squinted my eyes, stared at Jotaro's angry expression for a while, and suddenly laughed "hehe", I stood on tiptoe and stretched out my hand to pinch his face.

"Are you worried about me? JO Taro~"

For me, testing JOJO is much easier than testing DIO. After all, even if you do too much, you don't have to worry about losing your life.

Jotaro grabbed my restless hand, frowned and said, "Are you drunk?"

"No, no, how can you be drunk with champagne."

I wanted to take my hand back from his hand, but found that he was holding it too tightly, so I had to deliberately take advantage of the drink and pretend to be drunk and said crazy, "Then what do you want! I'm going back now! It's all Your fault! I wasted 46 yuan!"

I'm still very angry that he pulled me out of the shop, even though I can no longer chat with the cowherds...but!Leave me alone!Go back quickly!

"Where is your home, I will take you back."

He ignored my sarcasm at all, and repeatedly asked where my home was. He didn't seem to intend to talk to the drunk, but only wanted an answer.When the cowherds chased them out with the bills, and hesitated to say that they hadn't settled yet, Jotaro gave them a vicious look, and then the cowherds flinched back.

After all, they have received high school girls who are said to be fake adults. If they call the police, it may be a major problem, which will lead to the rectification of the entire industry.

But I'm an adult... It seems that my disguise was very successful and I deceived everyone.

"No, I can't go whoring for nothing, let me pay! Let me have another glass of champagne! Champagne tower! I haven't finished listening to the champagne call yet!"

I yelled loudly and wanted to go back to the store with the strength of alcohol, but Jotaro finally couldn't bear it anymore, suddenly picked me up by the waist, carried me on his shoulders like a sack of flour, and walked straight forward.

"Wait?! What are you doing!"

How rough!Not even DIO has carried me like this!He even let me sit on his arm very gently!Although he is inhuman and evil, he is a mature man who understands women very well!So I hate high school students!

At this time, I can't care about whether I will be annoying, I can't let Jotaro know where I live, I have to get rid of him as soon as possible.

"I'll go back! You put me down! I'll go back by myself!"

"You look very unconscious. I'll take you downstairs to your house and tell me the address."

Jotaro didn't seem to trust me at all, he was acting very tough, and I suddenly realized something intuitively - that he was going to send me home whether I cooperated or not.

Absolutely not!

But it's not worth calling out the God Clotho right now, and exposing my double in front of the other party, and since I've been drinking now...

"Zzzzz..."

Then pretend to sleep.

"........."

Jotaro obviously didn't expect me to fall asleep again, he fell silent for a while, and after trying to wake me up to no avail, he heard him sigh again.

"...What a hassle."

I succeeded. In order to avoid being seen through with realistic acting skills, I chose to sleep really.Because I drank too much alcohol, I emptied my brain in order to pretend to be asleep, and the result was that I fell asleep soon.So much so that when I woke up with a hangover, I found myself lying on a tatami mat.

But before I figured out what was going on, what was horrifying was that when I opened my eyes, I saw a blond lady who looked about 40 years old sitting next to me, smiling and motionless. watch me.

"Oh, you're awake."

The lady looked very happy for some reason, her eyes were almost shining, and she very kindly poured me a glass of water.

"Jotaro said that you fell asleep after drinking too much wine, and he didn't know where your family lived, so he brought you back... Oh, that kid brought a girl home for the first time, I'm so happy! He can have such a beautiful girlfriend, what's your name? I asked Jotaro but he refused to tell me... Oh, by the way, I am Jotaro's mother, Seiko Kujo, please give me your advice~"

...is a very energetic lady, with some innocence that does not match her age, she seems to have been living well, and is well protected by those around her.

But shouldn't you be asking why Jotaro's classmates got so drunk?This is obviously not something that high school students should do!

I couldn't help complaining secretly in my heart, but it's really surprising that such a mother would raise a son like Jotaro...

"I'm sorry to trouble you, I'm Eileen Lanshere, Jotaro's classmate."

Even so, I introduced myself to the other party politely, and when I was thinking about how to explain how I got drunk at the Cowherd's shop, the other party had already said it aloud.

"I know this, you are the transfer student from America, right~"

Ms. Seiko smiled and said, "Yesterday, Jotaro and Dad were talking about you together. It was too much. I asked them what was the matter, but neither of them would tell. It turned out that such a beautiful girl was hidden I won't let me know, oh yes, you guys are going to school later, I prepared breakfast for you, let's have breakfast together."

"Ah... yes, thank you."

I always feel that Jotaro's mother seems a bit natural. She has a different style of painting from anyone I have ever seen. It is the kind of character that only exists in shoujo manga.I didn't even care about why Jotaro brought me back because I was so drunk!

However, I was more worried about whether the old man would see something when I saw Joseph, but after following Ms. Seiko, in the living room of Kujo's house, I saw Jotaro and a In addition to his tall American old man, there was also a Middle Eastern man sitting there.

That must be Joseph Joestar of the SPW consortium...he looks like a very energetic old man.

I checked the opponent's strength with my own eyes. If I had the chance to buff him, I should be able to escape from the hands of these three people... No, I probably won't be discovered by them, it's fine.

"...Hello."

I took the last available seat at the table and gave them a polite nod.The breakfast prepared by Ms. Shengzi is a typical Japanese set meal, white rice, salt-baked saury, and dried radish, which is actually not very appetizing.And after meeting Jotaro's eyes, he suddenly felt like he was sitting on pins and needles.

This is a bit embarrassing...

"I'm really sorry to bother you, thank you for allowing me to stay overnight last night, but I have to go to school."

I didn't want to stay with them for a moment, so I found a reason to slip away quickly.Especially when I found that Joseph and another Middle Easterner were staring at me with very sharp eyes, when I was fidgeting, Joseph suddenly pointed to his face and reminded me aloud.

"Well, little girl, you have all the makeup on your face, do you want to wash your face? You can't go to school like this."

"!"

...So it's this kind of thing, so don't stare at me with such serious eyes!

"Excuse me."

I twitched the corner of my mouth slightly, looked at Jotaro and asked, "Do you have facial cleanser? Lend me some."

"..."

Jotaro seemed a little embarrassed for a moment. Under the gaze of Joseph and the Middle Eastern man, he averted his gaze, "...No, I don't use that kind of thing for women."

...What a straight man of steel, this is sexism!But when I thought that this was a Showa man, I didn't bother with him.

Fortunately, at this time, Ms. Shengzi rescued me.

"Come with me, boys don't pay attention to this, and Daddy washes his face with soap, they are so casual, it's okay, Erin can use my makeup."

"Hurry up and take the little girl to wash your face, HOLY, it's almost a grimace." Joseph said helplessly.

"Got it, got it. I'll take good care of Jotarou's girlfriend, even with makeup like this, she's a very cute girl."

"Is it really a girlfriend? Jotaro!"

Joseph's eyes suddenly became sharp, and he asked sternly, "You told me that this is the little girl you met the day before yesterday! You also know what a substitute is!"

"...No." Jotaro pressed his forehead.

"I hate you dad, don't ask such embarrassing questions, it doesn't matter when you met, what matters is that Jotaro has a girl with whom you are close!"

Ms. Shengzi seemed to be about to hum a song happily. She stopped Joseph from talking too much. After Joseph and the Middle Eastern man took my arm, she led me to the bathroom and gave the dressing table to me. I.

"I've already brought back the school uniform you stored and cleaned it. After changing clothes and having breakfast, let's go to school with Jotaro. Oh, don't care what Dad said. That person always likes to be nervous when he gets old. , I will first warn them not to talk nonsense."

Ms. Shengzi smiled at me, then closed the door, and left the bathroom lightly.

"..."

I stared at my fully made-up grimace in the mirror for a while, and then took out my pendulum from my pocket with trembling hands.

I didn't go back all night, I don't know what happened to DIO, I always feel that my life has completely turned into a youth drama these days, and I seem to be a little out of touch with the dark world!

But does he also know what I did...

In the past few days, I seem to have become smaller by relying on him, and I am crazy to die...

I took a deep breath, held the pendulum, and started to ask questions.

"Is Master DIO angry?"

Unsurprisingly, the pendulum in my hand began to spin clockwise at an almost crazy speed, almost flying out of my hand.

……Ok, I see.

I silently retracted the pendulum, then washed my face with Ms. Shengzi's makeup remover and facial cleanser, and numbly applied lotion to my face.

Hmm... Master DIO is very angry.