DIO Magic House Investigation Report

I woke up before I could finish this absurd and bizarre dream.I'd love to go back to sleep and find out what happened when DIO's head flew out of Jonathan's body, but!I'm going to be late for school!

That's right, I didn't expect that after so many years, I still have to go to school!

Once all the dust had settled, I was helped by a professor and went to college in the US for a while.The university is quite free, and basically you only go to class when you want to go to class.But as a middle school student, I'm not so lucky. If I'm late, the school gate will be closed. This is my first day in Jotaro's school, so I can't make any mistakes.

But I will say it anyway, I hated middle school!

I changed into my school uniform early in the morning, and in order to get closer to some middle school students, I even cut myself a flat bang, which made my temperament very gothic and lolita!Not everyone is suitable for flat bangs... and you can cosplay Fu Jiang by adding a mole to yourself, and I can't help complaining when I look in the mirror.

So when I came out of the bathroom, DIO was also taken aback when he saw me, he stared at my bangs for a while, and commented very meanly, "It looks a bit gloomy now, maybe you should show your forehead."

"...Yes, I know that too."

Annoyed, I quickly curled my bangs with a curling iron, and finally forcibly transformed them into idol-style bangs, then tied myself a double ponytail, and finally rushed out of the room under DIO's negative eyes.

It's really too late for class.

Fortunately, I caught up with the last moment, because I had investigated Jotaro's affairs beforehand, so I used the ability of a substitute to make a wish to forcefully transfer to his class. The difficulty was very low, and I got a score of 90 points.

"I'm a transfer student from the United States, Irene Lanshere. I will be taking classes with you from the beginning of this semester. Please take care of me."

I remained polite and introduced myself to these high school students in a tactful manner.And I found out that except for Jotaro, other people's clothes are quite normal, ordinary rustic middle school students.The boys all had crew-cut or bald heads, and all of them stared at me with radiant eyes, while the girls showed envy and hostility. After the teacher arranged for me to sit next to Jotaro Kujo, the hostility reached up the apex.

"Damn it, I'm so envious of Jotaro, sitting with a pretty transfer student."

"What, that girl is the lucky one! Who wouldn't want to sit next to JOJO!"

"That's the wish of you ugly women, beautiful women don't need it!"

The students around were discussing secretly, not caring whether they were heard or not.And Jotaro is still the same as when I saw him last night. He was a little surprised that I was transferred to his class, so he couldn't help but stare at me twice, but his expression was always very flat.

After I greeted him, he also calmly nodded to me.

"Morning JOJO, I didn't expect such a coincidence that I would be the next seat."

I winked at him and gave him the genki grin I've practiced countless times.

This is of course not a coincidence, it is the result of making a wish to the wishing machine.In order to win the trust of Kujo Jotaro, I worked very hard on the strategy.

Speaking of which, Kakyoin's flight seems to be delayed, and he still hasn't arrived in Japan, so the time to attack Jotaro may have to be delayed.It's all DIO's fault for not wanting to take him on a private jet.

"It's a coincidence."

Jotaro still didn't say much, he pressed down the brim of his student hat and looked out the window.The outrageous thing is that he always wears a hat indoors, but this time his double did not appear together, which made me a little relieved.

I am a patient hunter looking for the best moments.

But Jotaro is almost flawless!In every way!

He really doesn't talk too much, if he doesn't take the initiative to talk to him, he won't find a topic at all, except for his stand-in who will occasionally appear to look at me, his own attention is always outside the window or on the book.

But this is already considered good, and his classmates seem to be treated even worse.According to my observation all morning, every time after class, girls would gather around him to talk to him, but they all failed, and Jotaro almost ignored them!

"JOJO~ I brought a bento, do you want to have dinner together at noon!"

"Go away you ugly girl, JOJO wants to eat bento with me!"

"..."

They were chattering non-stop like sparrows, and the boys around all cast envious eyes at Jotaro, and I was surprised when I heard Jotaro growl unbearably again.

"It's so noisy! I hate women who are making noise!"

The noisy atmosphere in the classroom instantly quieted down. I, who had lowered my head to study high school textbooks because I couldn't stand the environment, was startled, and immediately looked up at Jotaro.

He also seemed to be stunned, glanced at me almost at the same time, then quickly looked away, got up from the desk, and left the classroom expressionlessly.

"Ah! As expected of JOJO! So handsome!"

"JOJO is also very handsome when he yells!"

The girls still didn't realize that they had been scolded, but were complacent, and continued to be obsessed with the empty seats.

I stayed there for quite a while, then turned around and asked the boy wearing glasses behind me, "Is this happening by accident or has it always been like this?"

"Of course, it happens whenever Jotaro comes to school."

The boy pushed his glasses and replied seriously.

"..."

……All right.

I suddenly understood why Jonathan Jotaro, the descendant of Joestar, who has been a gentleman for generations, has such a bad temper.Being harassed by so many girls every day, I can't be driven away. If it were me, I couldn't stand it either!

As a result, Jotaro skipped a class, and probably went to sleep on the rooftop or in the health room. He didn't return to the classroom until the last math class at noon, when the teacher was about to give an in-class test.

"JOJO~"

The girls in the class shouted enthusiastically to greet him, but were stopped by the teacher, "Quiet!".

But Jotaro ignored it as if he didn't hear anything, and then returned to his seat defiantly before the teacher got angry.

I smiled at him as he passed my seat, but Jotaro didn't give me any feedback, only his avatar appeared and gave me a look.

He is so awkward.I muttered in my heart, can such a man really find a girlfriend?I can't even imagine him falling in love...

"Only the last question in today's test paper is a bit difficult, but it has been covered in class at the test center. Test your current level. Except for transfer students, there is no reason for you to fail the test."

The math teacher showed a rather strict feeling, and I could hardly help laughing after the papers were handed out.I went to a science and technology university in the United States. I did a project with Tony Stark when I was in college, high school mathematics... huh.

Suppressing the urge to show off, I quickly wrote the answer on the paper, and I finished the entire paper in less than 10 minutes.Including the question that the teacher said was a bit difficult at the end-that's nothing at all.

But I didn't want to attract attention on the first day of the transfer. I planned to delay handing in the paper for a while, but at this time, I suddenly noticed the sight of my neighbor coming over.

After Jotaro found out that I had finished writing, he also stopped the pen in his hand and looked at me thoughtfully.

"..."

... He can't play truant often, so he can't do the test questions?

It seems that there is nothing strange about a delinquent, I struggled a bit, then moved my test paper to Jotaro's side, and sent him an invitation to "copy me".

"........."

Jotaro was stunned, he watched me calmly, just when I thought he would hand in a blank paper like a standard delinquent, or choose to ignore it, his substitute suddenly appeared from behind and quickly copied my paper .

……All right.

It looks like a high-precision substitute... I twitched the corner of my mouth and silently looked away.

It seems that Jotaro has been able to control his stand-in today, his progress is too fast, it is indeed a wise choice not to attack him rashly yesterday.

After waiting for a while, I handed in the paper directly.The math teacher originally wanted to say something, but she was stunned when she saw the above answer. She gave me a look in disbelief, and then excitedly announced to the others, "It seems that our transfer student is a genius. The first paper with full marks Appeared, she perfectly answered the last question."

"Thank you teacher, may I go to the bathroom first?"

I remember that the school’s canteen sells limited chow mein bread, and it’s like a war at noon, only the fastest can get it. I also want to try the delicacy that everyone competes for.

"Of course, go, Lanshere."

The math teacher seemed to be in a good mood. After getting permission, I rushed out of the classroom and went straight to the canteen on the ground floor.It is said that the limited food in the school is very delicious, and it will be sold out if it is late.

"Three fried noodles! Thank you!"

"Each person can only buy one, but the first time I see you, I'll buy two for the cute girl, take it."

I bought two of the most popular chow mein breads as quickly as possible, and the strawberry milk provided by the school. If I look good, I can take advantage of everything.

I decided to forget about DIO's mission and Jotaro's affairs first, and when I was going to find an open space to start enjoying my lunch, I found Jotaro coming behind me.

Huh?Did he hand in the papers ahead of time?

"Ah, hello, JoJo."

I took a bite of my chow mein bread and greeted him with strawberry milk, "You come to buy bread too."

...feels like gibberish, but I really have nothing to talk to him about.

"Yeah." He nodded indifferently, then walked to the entrance of the small shop where the queue hadn't started yet, and bought three chow mein bread.

"Why can you buy three?" I asked, staring at him in amazement.

"What's wrong with that? I'll buy as many as I want."

Jotaro also took a bite of yakisoba bread, chewing carefully.

"..."

Okay... the shop owner doesn't dare to refuse the bad boy, he's pretty good at buying things with money!

The result was that we leaned out of place in the hallway, eating chow mein bread that we had snuck away from class earlier.The teachers who passed by wanted to stop this behavior, but they didn't dare to speak up after seeing Jotaro, which made me deeply understand what it means to be a school bully.

I really can't talk to him.And when I was eating, I didn't want to waste energy trying to attack others, so I just found a topic.

"Have you copied all my papers?"

"Well, not a single word is wrong, I have copied them all, thank you."

He kept staring straight ahead, answered me calmly, and heard thank you from him for the first time.

but……

"You copied it completely, didn't you change a question?"

"Why change it? Isn't yours the correct answer?" Jotaro took another bite of yakisoba bread.

"...It's not this question. If your answer is exactly the same as mine, the teacher will suspect that we have colluded."

May result in invalidation of grades, although this is just a quiz...

At this time, Jotaro looked down at me, he was silent for a moment, then turned his eyes away and said, "It doesn't matter, the worst is to be punished to stand, but the teacher should have no reason to punish you, I will admit that I did it."

"...So you deliberately wrote a few wrong questions at the beginning, wouldn't it be fine?"

I sighed helplessly, there is really nothing to talk to boys of this age, zero common language!Tonight, I'd better go to HOSTCLUB to chat with a sweet-mouthed cowherd to relieve boredom!

But at this time, Jotaro suddenly said.

"My grandpa arrived in Japan in the middle of the night yesterday, and he told me about the body double."

his grandpa?Do you mean Joseph Joestar of the SPW consortium?

Why did that old man come to Japan at this time, did he notice something? DIO also looked very anxious, maybe something big is about to happen.

But why did Jotaro mention Joseph to me?Is this a trial?

While I was thinking about Jotaro's intentions, he hesitated again, and then extended the invitation to me without looking very confident.

"Grandpa heard that you told me about the stand-in, and he expressed the hope that he could meet with you. He has something very important. So I would like to ask if you would like to come to my house for a sit-down after the school class is over today?"

"..."

what, what...

This sudden shock made me almost choke on the chow mein bread in my mouth.What's going on with this development?

Although the meaning is different, is it wrong for a high school boy to invite a girl he just met to his home?