The human disqualification of an outsider

What is the most annoying thing in the world?

If Chuya Nakahara came to answer, probably at this moment he saw Dazai Osamu who was supposed to be "dead" playing with his spare windbreaker in the office at this moment, which made him wonder if he was being pranked again or Fell into Dazai Osamu's trap.

Yes, Nakahara can also be sure that Osamu Dazai has indeed fallen into a deep sleep and was "imprisoned" in the medical room. So, what is Osamu Dazai in his office now?

He didn't bother to think about this question, no matter if it was Osamu Dazai or any enemy, he just needed to punch him.

Nakahara Chuya stepped hard, jumped up, clenched his fists, and rushed in the direction of Osamu Dazai, punching directly, but he missed.

Yes, his fist directly passed through Dazai Osamu's body, as if what he touched was just a transparent object, passing through without any resistance, it looked as if his arm had penetrated Dazai Zhi's chest was slightly horrified.

Perhaps the look on Nakahara Chuya's face at this moment pleased Osamu Dazai. The young man who was pierced by the fist burst out laughing. Trying to reach out and pull Nakahara Chuya's face to make a joke.

Osamu Dazai, who found out his conscience, gave up his original plan, jumped away from Chuya Nakahara, and patted his chest casually. Obviously nothing happened, so he insisted on holding his chest and pretending to be weak, and screamed He said: "Ah...it hurts so much, the slug Chuya doesn't know how to be nice to me, it always touches me."

The ambiguous words fell into Nakahara Chuya's ears, which made him heave a sigh of relief, well, this is indeed Dazai Osamu, but he doesn't know how it became like this.

He snatched back his own windbreaker from Osamu Dazai, sat on the sofa chair, slapped the task list in front of Osamu Dazai with a serious face, lowered his head and began to deal with the remaining affairs, and asked, "So, What's going on with you? The suicide maniac overturned?"

"Huh? It's nothing. The me you see now is in the state of a soul~" Waving his hands indifferently, Osamu Dazai didn't intend to hide anything from Nakahara, but told the other party kindly, "Now lie in the What is on the hospital bed is my shell, well... I am also restrained anyway, and it is normal to escape from the shell."

He was about to reach out to get the task list, when he saw his somewhat transparent fingers, he seemed to think of something, a little blood flashed in Dazai Osamu's iris-colored eyes, and his body became staring a lot, At least you can touch objects, instead of completely penetrating them like just now.

"Wait, since you couldn't get it just now, why is my windbreaker..." Zhongya Zhongya saw Dazai Osamu's operation, and was suddenly speechless.

"Because I can control a certain part of the body, isn't the soul a body of energy? You can control what you want to be like, and let anyone see it," Osamu Dazai poked Looking at the word "sleeping" on the task list, he showed a sly smile, "Only you, Mr. Sen and Alice can see me now. From today on, I will be your bodyguard!"

He said, took out the letter of appointment given by Mori Ogai, looked at the moment when Nakahara Chuya's face was dark with a happy face, and then talked about the important things: "Now I have mastered the basic things, the mastermind I already knew about it, but…”

Zhongyuan Zhong also breathed a sigh of relief, getting rid of the name "bodyguard" is really annoying, at least if Osamu Dazai is around, he doesn't have to use his brain, "But what?"

"Well... maybe we have to find out where the lost soul is, and by the way, ask Mr. Mori to protect my shell?" Osamu Dazai tilted his head and thought for a moment, clapped his hands, and said with a smile, "Look This incident occurred under the connivance of Mr. Mori and I, so I ask Chuya to go for a trip!"

"Wait, you and the leader... already knew about it?" The action of signing was paused, and Zhong Yuanzhong was also a little dazed. What is this?Did they make something up on purpose for me to deal with?Am I the one responsible for cleaning up the mess?

"Ah, don't worry about this detail. Chuuya, you slug, just need to be responsible for obediently carrying out the mission. As for the conspiracy to treat the port mafia as an enemy, what Mr. Mori asked me to do, these things you You don't need to take care of it."

While talking about disliking Nakahara Chuya's IQ, Osamu Dazai stretched out his hand, gently pressed on Nakahara Chuya's head, and rubbed it.

Slapping Osamu Dazai's hand off, Chuya Nakahara shook off a bunch of goose bumps on his body, glared at Osamu Dazai angrily, "What are you bastard doing?!"

"It's nothing, I just think you're a bit weird." Putting his hands into his pockets, Dazai Osamu said lightly, his kite-colored eyes stared at Chuya Nakahara, as if he wanted to see through everything in the other party's heart, but in Nakahara Nakaya He also moved away naturally one second before he resisted, and walked around the office carelessly.

He tilted his body, lay on the sofa, skillfully took out the red wine that was treasured by Zhongyuan Zhongye from the hidden compartment of the sofa, opened the bottle and poured the wine, and Zhongyuan Zhongye was very angry with his movements in one go, but he didn't seem to have any Sensing the murderous intent of Chuya Zhongyuan, he drank the wine slowly.

"Hey..." His low voice once again attracted Nakahara Chuya's attention. Osamu Dazai shook the glass, staring at the beautiful wine in it. On the carpet, "I felt oh the other day, a feeling of something strange entering the world."

Nakahara also pricked up his ears, his intuition told him that Osamu Dazai was probably talking about himself.

"I sent a text message to Chuya, but Chuya's reply was normal... I thought it was all right," Osamu Dazai said, his eyes did not fall on Chuya Nakahara, but continued to stare at him. Sipping the wine, as if he saw something through the wine, he took a sip, feeling the mellow aroma of the red wine, "But, it looks very problematic now..."

The corners of his eyes were raised slightly, Dazai Osamu's face was slightly flushed, and the glance he glanced at Nakahara Nakaya was not sharp, but more like searching for something, "Which Chuya are you?"

Faced with Dazai Osamu's question, Nakahara Nakahara was also stuck. It's not that he didn't think not to tell Dazai Osamu, but facing this face, or facing this guy who had disappeared from memory, The last thing he could do was sigh: "That Chuya who if you die, I have to die too..."

Osamu Dazai opened his eyes wide. It was the first time he heard such straightforward and concise words from Chuya Nakahara. The amount of information contained in them was even ignored by him for a time. The final focus was on the answer that he would die together. On the bed, he blinked his eyes, his iris-colored eyes filled with light mist, murmured twice, and fell asleep half leaning against the arm of the sofa.

Looking up at Osamu Dazai, Chuya Nakahara was surprised why Osamu Dazai did not respond, but finally saw Osamu Dazai who was already sleeping, sighed helplessly, picked up his windbreaker, and put it on the other party's body , casually took out the wine glass that the other party was holding tightly, and put it on the tea table.

His fingers moved slightly, sliding gently on Dazai Osamu's face, and after a while, he smiled again and withdrew his hand.

Nakahara Chuya's eyes were extremely sad, but mixed with a little helplessness. In his memory, when he came back from a business trip, he got the news that Osamu Dazai committed suicide by jumping off a building and his body could not be found. He also got the whole port mafia, but he didn't Not very happy.

Let alone whether he is qualified for the position of the leader of the port mafia, he has made some progress under the tempering of Mori Ogai and Osamu Dazai, and it is not difficult to solve the tasks that the leader needs to be responsible for. However, Nakahara Chuya Lost freedom.

That's right, with such a distinguished status as the leader of the port mafia, how can he go on a business trip casually, go out for a drink or something?

Just like Osamu Dazai, who was forcibly grounded by him back then, there are hardly a few days in a month where he can step out of the chief's office, sit on the sofa and correct a steady stream of documents and contracts, and deploy an entire mafia team. Work matters, his brain almost exploded due to the huge workload, however, there is no one who can help him bear all this...

——The resourceful Mori Ogai has died in the hands of Dazai Ogai, and the inhumanly intelligent Dazai Ogai also committed suicide, and only he can carry it all.

He knew that Osamu Dazai had left Atsushi Nakajima for himself. Although Baihu chose to "betray", he still stayed with the port mafia in the end.

Chuya Nakahara accepted the suggestion left by Osamu Dazai, and took Atsushi Nakajima with him to continue the unfinished teaching of Osamu Dazai, and taught it bit by bit, until that day, when the enemy faced——

Boiling white smoke enveloped the entire Yokohama, and the Chiryu let out a piercing dragon cry. Nakahara knew that the time had come, and no one could solve the Chiryu except himself. He entrusted the Supernatural Secret Service Division, Jumping down from that high altitude, supernatural powers erupted, and the dirty world would eventually be broken by him.

——Rampaging is just an inevitable thing, and the loss of life is also counted.

Zhongyuan Zhong didn't know if he suddenly missed Dazai Osamu's hand at that moment, that warm hand that could bring him out of the filth, he actually vaguely saw Dazai Osamu in the red dragon The figure of Dazai Osamu in white was like a bubble, but it made him a little sober for a moment.

He screamed and annihilated the red dragon, and killed a certain undead who was about to transform again. If a certain mouse hadn't run fast, he might have died in his runaway.

The dark red energy balls hit the ground one after another, and Zhong Yuanzhong also walked over step by step, and finally fell down without strength. He had not breathed much, and he finally regained some sanity, but this has already too late.

He stretched out his hand and grabbed the hand of Atsushi Nakajima who was rushing over. After entrusting the port mafia to him, Nakahara Nakaya smiled helplessly. The figure of Osamu Dazai appeared, secretly mocking that bastard for not letting him go when he was about to die, but he sighed with emotion: "That bastard left too simply, didn't even think about me... ..."

Before he finished speaking, he lost consciousness and fell into the reincarnation of the underworld. Perhaps because he was still cursing Osamu Dazai at the last moment, he actually penetrated the barrier of time and space, and put his own The projection hit Chuya Nakahara in another world and merged into one.

Nakahara also stared at Osamu Dazai in front of him, suppressed all those complicated memories, blinked his eyes, and recalled Osamu Dazai's current state—the state of his soul, which sounded unbelievable.

At any rate, he was also a leader, and Nakahara Chuya's wisdom would naturally start to be used when needed. He remembered what Osamu Dazai said just now, and extracted two more important points from it.

——Osamu Dazai knew the identity and purpose of the mastermind behind the scenes, and Osamu Dazai felt the need to protect his body.

After a series of series, Nakahara also felt that he might have understood something. Probably the purpose of the black hand behind the scenes was Dazai Osamu's body, so he chose to do something to Dazai Osamu, and Dazai Osamu went out of his body naturally, then , What is the purpose of Dazai and Mori Ogai in doing this?In order to lead out behind the scenes?Feels like it's not just that...

He squinted his eyes slightly, but he couldn't think of too many things. Dazai Osamu had always used his brain more often, and he spoke more with his intuition and strength, so he didn't need to think about so many problems at all.

Thinking that Osamu Dazai made me only need to be responsible for obedient work, Nakahara Chu also felt that he didn’t need to think so much. Anyway, there are still Osamu Dazai and the leader, and it’s not the time when he was the leader, so he can move less It's good to have some brains.

He turned back his thoughts, let go of himself who couldn't figure it out, reached out and poked Osamu Dazai's face, and shouted: "Suicidal maniac, get up and work!"

"Aw..." He opened his mouth to bite Nakahara Chuya's finger, but Osamu Dazai bit it, but he didn't care. He got up, looked down at the windbreaker that fell from his shoulder, and showed a sly smile, " Wow, Chuya actually lent me the windbreaker? It’s incredible, since when Chuya was so gentle? This kind of thing looks like Odasaku would do it!!!”

"Tsk..." Feeling a little displeased with Osamu Dazai's attitude, Nakahara Nakahara snorted twice, glanced at the documents that had been processed, communicated with his subordinates, and asked the other party to come to pick up the documents later, then Turning his head and punching Osamu Dazai, he was caught by the opponent as expected.

"Hmm... what are you doing? Little slug~" Dazai Osamu hummed a little song, let go of the hand that caught Nakahara Chuya's fist, waved his paw, and moved a step to the side with a smile, and hid in Nakahara Nakaya The fist attack range.

"It's nothing, it's just because you feel uncomfortable with what you said." Said bluntly, Nakahara Chuya turned his head away, put on the windbreaker, and put on his hat.

Looking at Nakahara Chuya who had turned around, he waved his hand. The clothes on Dazai Osamu changed instantly. The white suit was covered with black lining and brown tie. He stretched out his hand and shook it. A white windbreaker appeared in his hand, and he draped it on his shoulders chicly.

He tilted his head and thought for a moment, as if thinking of something, he stroked the hair on the left side to the back of the ear, exposing one side of the ear, nodding his head in satisfaction, he took a step, and the leather shoes on his feet naturally It turned into boots, with some delicate runes marked on them.

"This set of clothes really looks pretty good, but the things I did when I was wearing this clothes in my memory were troublesome..." Osamu Dazai recalled what he did at that time, and then he put the memory behind him, with a big smile on his face. With a smile, he followed the pace of Chuya Zhongyuan.

Didn't realize that Osamu Dazai behind him had developed the ability to "change clothes in one second", Nakahara was still immersed in his own world, he put his hand on the doorknob, and couldn't help but muttered again, "Anyway, you It's also my partner! At least the two of us can't live without the other, right?"

Following Chuya Nakahara out of the room, Osamu Dazai glanced back at the office door, speculation about Chuya Nakahara's current situation appeared in his mind again, and he couldn't help but dismiss Chuya Nakahara's words: "How could I be missing Who can't live? I want to die anytime, anywhere..."

He ignored the shock in Chuya Nakahara's eyes who looked back at him, Osamu Dazai put his hands in his pockets, and said confidently: "Besides, the slug who ran away to death because of losing my restraint is the most indispensable to me, right?! "

The author has something to say: Bai Yizai√

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Can you guys guess what's wrong with Dazai's shell?

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In fact, I’m already writing a side story, and my plot is set to end when Oda Saku becomes the king, but after thinking about it, I think there are still some things to write, so I just connect the side story and the main text together. go down hhh