The human disqualification of an outsider

The orange-red hair of the Port Mafia Building was casually tied up with a thin black rope. Zhongyuan also swept his little braid behind him, and the hat he threw casually landed on the hanger without any mistakes. The cloak falls down the curtain of work together.

Turning the pen between his fingers, he pursed his lips and corrected batch after batch of documents with a serious face, handling every incident skillfully. As an operative of the port mafia, he took on his single responsibility. The responsibility that identity should not bear, yes, because he has an irresponsible partner and an occasional leader who runs away.

This is not the first time seeing Osamu Dazai's work being stuffed into his hands, Nakahara Chu also pinched the corner of his forehead with a headache, and the corner of his mouth twitched. The subordinates who are familiar with his temperament immediately found an excuse and ran away, not to touch him Angry, yes, he was angry again at some lazy mackerel.

The lifted table landed steadily under the control of gravity, without any damage. Instead, those documents were flying in the sky, and the white butterflies danced extraordinary dance steps. However, the only human in this room was not in the mood Come see this show.

Zhong Yuanzhong also snorted coldly, threw out the document he held in his hand, and smashed it straight on the wall. When the document fell, the words "KTV expense reimbursement" flashed past, and then was submerged in the documents.

Stretch out your hand, grab the windbreaker, put it on smartly, and put on the iconic little hat, the port mafia operative Nakahara Zhong is also dispatched!

He strode towards a certain room on the same floor. Yes, it was the KTV on the document just now. As an operator, he naturally has some powers, including but not limited to that Osamu Dazai can be in the port mafia. Build a few more entertainment projects in the building that only a few of them can use.

Chuya Nakahara, who was already having a headache because of the extra memory, saw this reimbursement form, and immediately understood what the bastard Osamu Dazai had done, and wanted to drag himself along!

The appearance of KTV was actually an accident. There was already an auditorium dedicated to his daily performances. However, Osamu Dazai discovered the good voice of Nakahara Nakaya on the way to teach Nakahara Nakaya to perform operas. He put the title of "Hong Kong black singer" on his head, and even asked the leader for certification.

Faced with what his leader said, "Sing a song as a spiritual comfort for cadres and leaders", Zhong Yuanzhong couldn't say anything to refute, and could only watch a certain KTV at the end of the corridor on his floor. After finishing the work, Osamu Dazai was even forced to sing with "the leader's order", and he was extremely wronged.

Nakahara stood at the end of the corridor, staring at the door inlaid with stained glass in front of him, lost in thought.

The glass windows in the corridor scattered the light, smudged the original brilliance of the glass, and hit Nakahara Chuya's body piece by piece, illuminating his figure colorfully, faintly overshadowing the original dark tone.

With a soft snort, Chuya Nakahara placed his hand on the cold doorknob. With extraordinary perception, he could naturally hear some music coming from behind the door, but this does not mean that he must To push the door and enter, he prefers to use another way in comparison.

Withdrawing his hand, he raised his foot, kicked the door open, and yelled at the door skillfully: "Dazai! You bastard is missing work again!!!"

"Isn't this Chuya-kun? I'm waiting for you."

The response sound was not Osamu Dazai's disgusting voice. Nakahara took a closer look, and saw his leader sitting on the sofa chair with Alice in his arms, looking at himself with a smile on his face, his eyes still There was a moment's pause on the door he kicked open.

"Boss...boss." Nakahara Nakahara panicked for a moment. He didn't expect that the person in the room was not Dazai Osamu, but his own boss. He quickly turned around and closed the door, and walked in front of Mori Ogai with an embarrassing expression. Waist apologized, "Sorry boss, I just..."

"Hahaha...it's okay," interrupting Nakahara Chuya's apology, Mori Ogai waved his hand and said with a smile, "No wonder Dazai-kun handed me today's KTV room door reimbursement list this morning, It seems that he has seen that Chu Ye-kun will destroy the door today."

He scolded Osamu Dazai in his heart, Nakahara also blinked his eyes, silently turned his head away, and did not explain his behavior, no matter what, he did kick the door open in front of the leader just now, no matter what Resolving the crime will only aggravate the crime.

"Boss, this is today..." He looked around, and found that there were only himself, the boss, and Alice in the huge KTV, and there was no such thing as Osamu Dazai who had cheated him. Zhong Yuanzhong was also a little surprised. Normally speaking, Doesn't Osamu Dazai send him the reimbursement list mean that he asked him to come to KTV to discuss things?

"Is Chuya-kun looking for Dazai-kun? The relationship is really good..." Opening his eyes and talking nonsense, Mori Ogai ignored the words of Nakahara Chuya when he kicked the door just now, and naturally put Alice by his side, while he was With a twist of the wrist, a document was conjured up as if by magic, and it was placed in front of Nakahara Chuya with a smile, "I just finished talking with him about work issues, and I am planning to find Nakaya-kun over here We discussed it, and in the end, Mr. Nakaya came over, really worthy of Mr. Dazai, which saved me the trouble of calling someone."

Nakahara also nodded slightly, ignoring the leader's words of praise for himself and Osamu Dazai just now, picked up the document, turned it over, and after seeing the message in it, he couldn't help but gasped, and looked at Mori Ou with some surprise Then, under the gaze of the other party's smiling face, he silently restrained himself, and continued to maintain his respectful appearance.

The task is easy to say, but also difficult to say—some people in Yokohama have been falling asleep for no reason recently and can’t wake up, and they don’t know the reason. fell asleep.

Chuya Nakahara's task this time is to find out the reason with Osamu Dazai.

"It seems that Nakaya-kun also understands what this mission is about, so..." Mori Ogai smiled, he didn't care much about Nakahara Chuya's reaction, his eyes lit up with some anticipation, Alice immediately went to Chuya Nakahara stuffed a microphone in his arms, he clapped his hands, and said with a smile, "Let's sing a song before leaving~"

This can be regarded as a daily routine. After all, it is very strange to come to KTV without singing.

Chuya Nakahara's mouth twitched, and he silently accepted the order. When he turned his head to order a song, he actually saw Osamu Dazai's Suicide Divine Comedy in the playlist, and felt a headache instantly.

"Ah, that's Dazai-kun's song." After scanning the playlist displayed on the screen, Mori Ogai didn't think there was any problem with it, but said very enlightenedly, "Speaking of which, Dazai-kun's singing is also It sounds very good, I think he always sings this on weekdays, so I let him record it, it saves him the time of singing outside every day, if you want to sing, you can come here to sing."

As he said this, his mind turned, and he seemed to think of something interesting, and added, "Oh, yes, the finance department is planning to release an album for you, and it can be used to promote the port mafia. Find someone with a little versatility."

——As the saying goes, if people work in Hong Kong gangsters, how can they not be cheated?Being cheated a few more times also shows that the leader has taken a fancy to you~

The hand holding the microphone trembled slightly, Zhong Yuan didn't know whether he should feel sorry for himself who would become a real singer in the future, or feel sorry for the listeners who would be brainwashed by suicide divine songs when they bought an album in the future.

He took a deep breath, silently ignored the matter, opened his mouth and sang a song to his leader and Alice, and then quickly ran away with the mission papers, as if some beast was chasing him .

Glancing at Nakahara Chuya who was walking faster and faster, Mori Ogai shook his head, took out a certain piece of paper with a face of regret, put it on the table, and complained helplessly to his own Alice, "Why is Chuya-kun Looks flustered? I’m obviously just talking based on reality, the finance department made a statistics, and the sales of the trial album in Italy are pretty good.”

Alice paused, feeling a little disgusted by Mori Ogai: "Rintaro is too bad, he stuffed photos of Dazai Osamu and Nakahara Chuya in the album, and those albums were all bought by Vongola."

"It doesn't matter, it doesn't matter who buys it, it's already sold anyway, right?" Mori Ogai shrugged, as long as he can make money, these little things don't need to care~

Nakahara Nakahara didn't know about Mori Ogai's good mood, let alone that his album had already been sold abroad. He only knew that he had received another troublesome job, and now he had to get Osamu Dazai out first. After all Those who want to work are "double black".

He turned on the phone, and skillfully began typing numbers to call Osamu Dazai. Why didn't he save the phone number?Just kidding, such an important thing as a mobile phone, how could it be possible to store a real mobile phone number in it?Of course I recorded the whole phone call and memorized it! ! !

Zhong Yuan frowned, and found that Osamu Dazai did not answer the three consecutive calls, so he silently changed another number to call, and by the way, pulled the number he just dialed into the trash can in his mind.

Osamu Dazai's phone number is always changing, and it is impossible to keep it the same forever. After all, besides work, that guy always commits suicide, and more or less loses his mobile phone. Of course, these mobile phones will be found in the end. That is, the SIM card inside will be smashed before the other party jumps into the river to ensure that there will be no problems, so the phone number will also change accordingly.

He didn't just choose the option of making a phone call. Nakahara Nakahara was walking on the streets of Yokohama. Maybe he would bump into a certain Osamu Dazai who was committing suicide. As expected, in a certain dark corner, He found the dead Dazai Osamu in the huge tree canopy.

The other party seems to be planning to try the beauty of hanging himself. His body is hidden among the leaves, and the looming black is not so conspicuous. If it is not for Nakahara Osamu Dazai who also has an unusual search radar, it may be difficult to find the other party's trace.

Frowning, Nakahara Nakaya jumped up, jumped up to the crown of the tree, cut the rope around Dazai Osamu's neck directly, and let him fall, without any intention of pulling it.

With Dazai's tenacious vitality, the opponent will definitely wake up one second before hitting the ground, adjust his posture and land steadily.

However, the facts were not as Chuya Nakahara thought, Osamu Dazai hit the ground heavily, lifting the leaves piled up on the ground, the green leaves drifted and fell on him, but he didn't pay attention.

Nakahara also frowned, jumped off the branch, kicked Osamu Dazai, "Hey, Dazai, wake up! It's time to work!"

He didn't get a response, he squatted down in a daze, and shook Dazai Osamu, but found that the other party seemed to have no intention of waking up at all. He looked at the somewhat conspicuous rope marks on the other party's neck, and Nakahara also had some doubts, no Ah, normally hanging himself is the way to kill Dazai, a vigorous bastard? !

I put my finger on the tip of Osamu Dazai's nose to feel it. He was indeed breathing, not the so-called feigning death, so he just fell asleep?

Nakahara was also a little skeptical, he didn't quite understand why Dazai Osamu fell asleep at this moment, but at least he didn't wake up after shaking him so many times, it seems that something went wrong, right?

He didn't intend to take Osamu Dazai to a regular hospital for a look, he just reached out, grabbed Dazai Osamu by the collar, and dragged Osamu Dazai to the building of the port mafia.

With his hands hanging by his sides, Osamu Dazai just let Nakahara Nakaya drag him, and he was dragged all the way back to the port mafia without any reaction. Rather, he really fell asleep completely.

Because he was dragged on the ground, there were a lot of fine wounds on his body. The bandage on his wrist was a little bit broken. The white bandage was shaking slightly, revealing the beautiful pattern marked on it, which was similar to that of the wind. The children dance together, showing a certain sense of existence, but Zhongyuan Zhong didn't see it, and all the hints became useless work.

"Oh? Dazai-kun fell asleep, why can't you wake him up?" Mori Ogai came to the medical department after receiving the message, staring at Dazai who was sleeping on the hospital bed, he thought for a moment, stretched out his hand, and pressed Zhongyuan On Chuya's shoulder, he said with a smile, "Since that's the case, Chuya-kun, I can only let you be responsible for calling Dazai-kun back~"

"Huh?" Zhongyuan Zhong still didn't understand what happened, why suddenly his leader arranged such a thing for himself, can you give an explanation?

Looking at Nakahara Chuya with a smile, Mori Ogai said suggestively, "Didn't I already assign you a task?"

As the military force in "Double Black", Zhongya Nakahara actually planned to leave this task to Osamu Dazai to think about it. He only needs to be responsible for fighting and fighting. He didn't expect Osamu Dazai to sleep on the eve of work. passed!

Thinking of the content of the task he received, he was sure that Osamu Dazai probably fell asleep because of the trick, and glared fiercely at Osamu Dazai who was skipping work in disguise. Nakahara took out the task document that Mori Ogai had just given him Staring at the task content on it in a daze, obviously not knowing what to do next.

"I believe Chuya-kun can call Dazai-kun back." Calmly putting pressure on Nakahara Chuya, Mori Ogai withdrew and left, not feeling at all whether he had given any too difficult task, but rather watching a drama Similarly, he turned around and returned to his chief's office.

On the sofa in the house, Osamu Dazai was holding a game console in his hand, and he and Alice were playing games online. They seemed to be so involved that they didn't even notice that their leader came back.

Mori Ogai was not surprised by the existence of Osamu Dazai, or rather, he had expected this a long time ago. After showing a faint smile, he remembered the workload of Nakahara Chuya and said lightly: "Dazai-kun, since you've already fallen asleep, I beg you to take care of Chuya-kun's work first, and go to Chuya-kun as a bodyguard by the way."

The author has something to say: chuya: Huh?I still need a bodyguard? ? ?

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