The human disqualification of an outsider

Nakahara didn't understand why Osamu Dazai changed his clothes in a blink of an eye. He was clearly wearing the standard Mafia clothes just now. He looked at the other party's white clothes, and then at the raised hair After a moment of silence, he asked, "Where did you get this suit?"

"Huh? I learned it~" Without telling Nakahara Chuya that this is actually the clothing he once wore in a certain world, Osamu Dazai thought of Tuosi's usual clothing, so he naturally threw the blame on the other party's head. "Speaking of which, the person who made this dress still wants me to join them, but he is a Russian, so I won't go abroad!"

He emphasized so much, and after a few quick steps, he ran in front of Nakahara Chuya. Osamu Dazai turned around, as if he had thought of some good idea, his eyes lit up instantly, "Let's play!"

"Huh?" Didn't understand what Osamu Dazai was thinking, the next second Nakahara saw Osamu Dazai put his head into a crack in a door, trying to close the door manually and pinch his head, he couldn't help being surprised, He quickly reached out his hand to pull Osamu Dazai over, and then saw that the door was closed smoothly, and Osamu Dazai's head was gone.

Staring at Osamu Dazai who was trying to touch the empty space above his neck, he twitched the corner of his mouth, kicked the door quickly, and saw Osamu Dazai's head rolling out by itself, and was hugged by his body, that The suicidal maniac laughed as if he didn't feel anything, and didn't care about his current situation at all.

Nakahara finally understood that Osamu Dazai in the soul state is n times as capable of doing things as Osamu Dazai with a shell! ! !

Osamu Dazai didn't intend to put his head back on, but said with great interest: "Isn't my current appearance very interesting, but it's a pity that I can't take a picture with a camera to keep this picture."

He seemed to have thought of something, his head floated in the air and turned around, and finally landed in front of Chuya Nakahara, "I heard that there is a headless horseman in the parallel world, maybe it looks like me?"

"Tsk...don't you pretend to be back?" Glancing at Osamu Dazai's head, and then at his body walking as usual, Nakahara also understood that this state had no effect on Osamu Dazai, so he breathed a sigh of relief and stepped down. For a second, he was angry because of the other party's reckless behavior, "What if you scare Alice?!"

Yes, Alice, the humanoid leader of my own family, is a little girl. Dazai Osamu’s painting before scared the other party, so I had to do several times more work to deal with the angry leader. Do I have to do it again now? Have you experienced it once? !

Nakahara also thought of this consequence, he immediately shook his head, grabbed Osamu Dazai's head, and tried to press it on the opponent's neck, but Osamu Dazai's body immediately ran away, and he had to chase after Osamu Dazai in his arms head of.

This picture fell into the eyes of those people in black who couldn't see Osamu Dazai, that is, their Nakahara operator went crazy again, um... the reason for the madness is probably that Mr. Dazai provoked him again?

They skillfully chose to ignore, and opened the door for Nakahara Chuya, who was about to run out of the building, to ensure that the other party's madness can proceed smoothly.

I don't know if my subordinates are thinking about something or not, Nakahara also spent a lot of effort, and even had to pretend to be weak, so he forced Dazai's head on Dazai who came over to laugh at him Physically, he let out a long breath, and shouted angrily: "Show me your brain!!!"

"Hey... Mingming Chuya had a lot of fun." Osamu Dazai flattened his mouth, and responded to Chuya Nakahara's words with some dissatisfaction, and then he seemed to think of something interesting, and added, "That's right, We can try to hang ourselves, jump off a building, enter the water..."

Nakahara watched Osamu Dazai's eyes brighten, and had to remind him: "We have to work now."

"That's not important!" With a cool wave of his hand, Osamu Dazai loudly dismissed Nakahara Chuya's reminder. He rolled his eyes and landed on the river. He subconsciously took a step and wanted to jump, but was caught Zhong Yuanzhong also grabbed it.

Probably because he has turned into a soul state and got rid of most of the restraints, his temperament has become more cheerful, waving his limbs, trying to break free from the control of Zhongya Zhongyuan, shouting in his mouth: "Let me go!" Go into the water!!!"

"No! No! Dream on you!!!" Nakahara Nakahara rejected Osamu Dazai's wish to enter the water three times in a row, and he dragged the restless Osamu Dazai to the street far away from the water, and he was finally relieved. He opened the phone and planned to discuss the details of the task with the other party, and then saw Osamu Dazai staring at a certain beam with bright eyes.

He didn't even need to think, he already knew what Osamu Dazai was going to say next, it was definitely something like "This beam looks great, let me try how durable it is", he stretched out his hand , covered Osamu Dazai's eyes, and pulled down, he rested on Osamu Dazai's forehead, half tiptoed, and said seriously: "You didn't see anything! You didn't think of anything! Shut up now! !!"

Choked by Nakahara Chuya's words, Osamu Dazai seemed to like the new and dislike the old. In an instant, he forgot the river course and the beams that he had just been obsessed with just now, and turned to bouncing around Nakahara Nakaya, asking from time to time: "Wow, how can the dark dwarf use such a language? What a novelty! Have you ever said that to your subordinates? And Dunjun, isn't it very suitable to reprimand him? I feel wronged and wronged The white tiger who doesn't know what to do looks super - super immature, isn't it super fun to bully? And..."

Once the gate of Osamu Dazai's words is opened, it will be difficult to close it. Nakahara Chu also rolled his eyes. Since Osamu Dazai forgot about his suicide plan just now, he didn't say anything.

He finally figured out that once Osamu Dazai lost his body (shell), it would be equivalent to opening the seal, and the level of annoying and troublesome would increase exponentially, not at the usual level at all.

Osamu Dazai was annoying enough on weekdays, but now it is doubled?Who can bear this, quickly solve the problem, and stuff Dazai Osamu's soul back! ! !

Zhongyuan Zhong also made up his mind that he must solve this problem quickly. He interrupted Osamu Dazai's soliloquy, and briefly mentioned the problem of the task. Right? You are also in a soul state now, can you see them?"

"Okay!" Resolutely answered Chuya Nakahara's question, or rather, Osamu Dazai had been waiting for the other party to ask this question. He stretched out his hand, as if he was stroking something, and stroked Chuya Nakahara's side. Touched it, and said, "Look, isn't there a super cute kid here?"

"What?!" Zhongya Nakahara jumped away subconsciously, and then saw Osamu Dazai laughing wildly, and immediately realized that he had been deceived by Osamu Dazai again, snorted coldly, and wrote down this matter in a small notebook, waiting for Osamu Dazai to change his mind. Go back and beat him up! ! !

"I didn't lie to you." Osamu Dazai stretched out his index finger and shook it gently, the corners of his mouth curled up slightly, and said softly, "This is you, don't forget, you are not human, but It is the incarnation of the energy body. In a sense, the soul is also an energy body. Like me, like you, they are all powerful enough to transform into a human form, and let others see it. But there are still many energy bodies that people can't see, and they can't control themselves, those are souls~"

He opened his arms, and the white windbreaker fluttered lightly, as if there was a wind blowing. Osamu Dazai's eyes shone with a little starlight, and he closed them suddenly, his eyelashes trembled. Sensing something, the appearance of slightly nodding his head is somewhat illusory, but has a real sense of existence.

Frowning, Chuya Nakahara still didn't understand what Osamu Dazai said, but he understood the hidden lines of the other party. In short, Osamu Dazai was mocking his real age as a child!

You don't need to understand so many things, as long as you can understand that the main purpose of Osamu Dazai's big reasoning just now is to ridicule yourself!

He raised his hand, clenched his fist, and struck out with a heavy punch, which was received by Osamu Dazai again with a smile on his face, and even the kick was caught by the opponent's other hand on his ankle.

Zhong Yuanzhong smacked his lips uncomfortably, and moved, signaling the other party to let go of him.

Opening his eyes, Osamu Dazai stared at the "little man" in front of him, couldn't help laughing again, and let go of his hands.

After regaining his footing, Nakahara finally thought of taking a look at Osamu Dazai's current combat power. In any case, the opponent can indeed receive his punch and kick now. If he will not be merciful, then the answer will only be that there is something special about Osamu Dazai in this state.

This reminded him of the childhood version of Osamu Dazai that he had just met not long ago. That kid possessed a strength far beyond his own, and he couldn't even hold him back with a single punch. Could it be said that Osamu Dazai in the state of soul also had such strength? level?

Thinking of this, the militant in Zhongya's heart jumped up again in an instant, ready to move.

Seeing the fighting spirit in Chuya Nakahara's eyes, Osamu Dazai didn't really want to talk to him, or in other words, he didn't want to fight with Chuya Nakahara at all.

He who has become the soul state, in a sense, has changed back to the state of "restraint power". Compared with the state of suppressed by the shell, Dazai Osamu in this state is more escaped and more Buddhist. , there is nothing worth looking at, because there is nothing in this world that can stop him from walking, he can go wherever he wants, see what he wants to see, and get what he wants , this state is really too convenient, because he is the darling of the world, the only restraining force in the world, who can restrain all existence.

He was a spoiled child, and he felt it again the moment Dazai Osamu became a soul and felt everything.

Compared with the attitude of the world consciousness towards me after I put on the shell, the words I hear now can be described in a soft voice, that kind of tenderness and kindness with a doting atmosphere, I don’t even need Osamu Dazai thought for himself, and the world consciousness directly stuffed the ins and outs of this matter into his mind.

Osamu Dazai pinched his forehead with some headaches, feeling that if he continued like this, wouldn't he become a silly kid who didn't need to use his brain?

--no!I don't want to be like that slug in Chuya!I want to cheer up!

- That's right!Suicide can clear my head!Let's jump into the river and clip your head first to make your brain normal! ! !

Nakahara also glanced at Osamu Dazai vigilantly, this bastard seems to have not changed much, but why did I feel that he was scolding me just now?

Receiving Nakahara Chuya's warning eyes, Osamu Dazai smiled, he looked away, and said casually: "I am in a complete form now, the shell can be regarded as a seal, and there is something inside that seals me , out of the shell, I am me, the complete me~"

Glancing at Osamu Dazai, Nakahara Chuya silently translated what Osamu Dazai said in his mind, probably saying—that bastard Dazai is in a state where he can beat one person at a time?

He made some calculations, and suddenly thought of the letter of appointment given by Mori Ogai, which stated that Dazai Osamu would be his bodyguard. I don't know if he can be a bodyguard. At least the current hiding ability is still good. Not a problem, so he directly skipped the question, "Then where are we going now?"

"Go to the bar," Chuya Nakahara's words were picked up in an instant, Osamu Dazai replied so quickly that Chuya Nakahara raised the question whether the other party had been waiting for him to ask this question a long time ago, he paused for a while, with a face on his face There was a little thought, and then we made up our minds, "We don't need to do anything, the man behind the scenes will come to the door by himself, anyway, he still needs my help... So, this is a holiday-like task, most of the work is Mr. Sen is busy, we just need to be responsible for playing."

"...Really?" Nakahara looked at Osamu Dazai suspiciously, and under the "sincere" gaze of the other party, he was a little defeated, "Okay."

"Let's go, let's go to your house to drink. I haven't tried your collection for a long time!" Osamu Dazai's eyes lit up. house.

"Bastard! You really want to steal my wine!!!" Startled by Osamu Dazai quickly, Nakahara also reacted, stomped his foot, and used a different ability, trying to catch up with Osamu Dazai in front of him and save himself Tibetan wine.

Mori Ogai, who passed by and watched the whole process of Dazai Osamu and Nakahara Chuya's quarrel, twitched, couldn't help but turned his head to his own Alice and said, "Alice-chan~ I was hit, Dazai-kun and Nakahara-kun Mr. Zhongye actually ran away like this, they still plan to continue playing even though I have assigned tasks, do I really have dignity?"

Alice blinked and asked curiously, "Does that really require them to work?"

After choking, Mori Ogai said hesitantly, "It doesn't seem necessary, as long as you guard Dazai-kun's body and catch that Russian who wants to make trouble."

After a pause, Alice couldn't help but rolled her eyes, and said loudly: "Rin Taro, you idiot! You're the one who gave them tasks that they didn't need to do, and then let them go! I won't be fooled You! Go to the side and feel the pain of the widowed old man!!!”

After finishing speaking, she stomped her feet directly, held up the skirt of the little skirt, left the sad and tearful Mori Ogai, and ran away alone.

Faced with Alice's abandonment, Ogai Mori could only stretch out Erkan's hand: "Lonely...lonely old man? Don't leave me, Alice-chan QAQ"

The author has something to say: Dazai and Zhongya, who are on holiday in the name of missions, are open and aboveboard√

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I feel that the Russians probably know who is behind the scenes hhh

Except for Chuya, I plan to write about Pengo Lie again. I have no other ideas for the time being. Let’s talk about it later~