It's not illegal
Chapter 9 Daxian!
What the hell is resentment! ?
Du Ling doesn't need to pretend now, he is very innocent, very confused, very... stupid.
Xiao Li looked into his ignorant black peas and bird eyes, and began to believe that this stupid parrot really didn't know anything about the ominous smell he was getting.
"Don't you know?" Thinking about Du Ling's usual performance, he deliberately lowered his tone, "Don't you feel cold?"
——It’s really cold!
So you let me go in and turn on the air conditioner, it's almost freezing like a chicken in a suit!
Master Bird raised his petite hair angrily, but he didn't feel the owner's care at all, only felt that the other party's voice was an octave lower and seemed threatening.
Master is still pretending to be stupid and resisting to the end today, I don't believe that you can force me to speak if the bird doesn't speak!
Seeing his stubbornness, Xiao Li couldn't help it, so he simply bent down and took the parrot into the convenience store, walked to the shelf and picked up a bag of salt.
"Use this to rub it to drive away evil spirits." He suggested a remedy a little bluntly.
Think about a bird demon in Duling wandering here, with no possessions, I am afraid that even if he knows that he is infected with evil spirits, there is nothing he can do about it. If he reminds himself, it is considered a good deed every day, and it is not a violation of the law of heaven...
Anyway, he was allowed to live in his own home, and his fate has long been unclear.
TELLMEWHY Will a foreign chain convenience store sell salt? ?
Do you think you are a small shop? Wake up!
This is the only thought that Bird Master, who has no sympathy with him, felt after being stuffed with a salt bag: Look, it's still a time-honored state-owned brand, and there is no price increase for iodine.
This is probably the characteristic of the urban-rural fringe...
With a large bag of salt weighing half a catty in his mouth, he couldn't protest. Du Ling was so stupidly carried by the big fairy owner who behaved strangely and had a strange thinking. It means to use the parrot as a bathtub.
"Just make do with this."
I don't know if it's an illusion, but Du Ling could hear a trace of tenderness in this calm tone, tenderness?
Could it be that he has been frozen out of Stockholm by the fairy face brand human refrigerator?Master Bird was a little heartbroken.
Although the owner usually buys snacks and food for it, it can be considered kind and considerate, but now, although I don't know what I did wrong, it's obviously annoyed him to dissipate the cold, how can I still have this illusion... Seriously Seeing the wooden face still motionless, he couldn't help shivering.
It really is an illusion.
Obviously it was so cold that the bird wanted to blow its hair.
But thinking about it, it seemed that he hadn't bathed for a long time, so Du Ling decided to accept and obediently obey.
When Kanye was alive, he could grab his washbasin and take a hot bath or something, but when it was his turn to become a parrot, he could only roll in the snow occasionally - he didn't have the guts to do it several times Playing a rogue and mixing hot water in front of the fairy face must be because the time of getting along is too short.
Now put a bag of salt in front of me, which is also a good material for disinfection and sterilization of sand baths.
Then Du Ling remembered that there seemed to be a saying that using salt can drive away evil spirits. The question he remembered was from a certain island country, right?
Tsk tsk, Xiao Daxian, you are so obsessed with superstition that you are not professional~
However, Bird Master still had a good time enjoying the counterfeit sea salt SPA.When shaking off the salt particles all over his body, Du Ling found that those small crystal particles were really a bit gray...Grey? ?
Is it true that you are already this dirty? !
Du Ling thought for a moment that he was so dirty and rubbed against people all day thinking he was cute, and suddenly the whole bird was a little bit uncomfortable.
He felt that it was wrong for him to think that the owner was ruthless and unreasonable, and it was rare for him to take the initiative to collect a bag of garbage after the bath with a disturbed conscience, and tie the plastic bag beautifully. Du Ling walked around shaking his shiny white feathers Arriving at Xiao Li's feet, he shook off his wings and crown feathers to show off his shiny new look, and then rubbed him flatteringly.
Well, I wasn't rejected this time.
Du Ling thought he understood and nodded, then walked away slowly.
Anyway, people also care about themselves, maybe the resentment or something is a kind of cold and humorous language style, the fairy face just can't stand it, and he is dirty into a mud ball?
Not to mention washing and rubbing, the whole body really becomes warm, and the down jacket that comes with it is as strong as a freshly made quilt.
Coupled with the warm air blowing from the air conditioner, Master Bird couldn't help yawning. Seeing that Xiao Li didn't want to continue talking to him, he turned his head back and put his nose into the warm wing feathers, and fell asleep. .
After a good night's dream until dawn, Du Ling, who was awakened by the smell of meat buns, ran away after eating without conscience, leaving the owner brother who was on the night shift to go out.
Anyway, the parrot is not a stuffed animal that can be hugged into the bed and sleep with it┑( ̄Д ̄)┍He is more awake after sleeping enough, and he also began to feel that something was wrong yesterday——
It seemed that after he met Ya Gonggong's mistress, he felt a particularly eerie chill creeping into his bones.
When I think about it, I clearly admired the little white-collar worker with a good figure and a good face. It is not impossible to let her stroke her fur once she feeds her high-end cookies (it is the dignity of a human being), but yesterday Seeing her, the only reaction was to run away from her.
... Is it really haunted?
The hair on Du Ling's neck exploded. He remembered that Ya Gonggong said that the little girl just dumped a boyfriend who was so infatuated but stingy and reluctant to buy Miao Xianbao. Could it be that she was cursed because of love and hatred?Immediately, I made up a bloody drama about love turning into a ghost and haunting you even after death. Master Niao didn't want to go there to watch the excitement.
Although it was Grandpa Ma who made offerings under the red flag since he was a child, the traditional thought of respecting ghosts and gods and keeping a distance away has a long history in China, which still deeply affects Du Ling.
Simply put, he is afraid of ghosts.
Well, I said it bravely, anyway, he is now a parrot and he is not afraid of losing the bird.
Thinking of the calm attitude of the fairy face at home, who can see through the grievances at a glance, and even succeed in exorcising evil spirits easily with a bag of salt, this light-hearted person might be a Taoist expert?Although considering the future reality, he has been looking forward to being a martial arts master... But if he is really a great fairy, it would be good, at least he can ward off evil spirits.
Thinking about it this way, Du Ling felt full of confidence, so he decided to find out if there was any abnormality in Mr. Yagong's house.
Otherwise, the little fairy of curiosity will really suffocate a bird to death.
Du Ling realized that his decision was very wise. Before he even flew to the door of Mr. Yagong's house, he heard the miserable meow of tabby.
I took a closer look at the large tabby cat the size of a dirt dog hanging on the window of someone's house, its paws almost scratched the glass, and it was meowing the name of Grandpa Ya. Those who didn't know would probably think it was This family is abusing cats.
It looks like the cold-blooded owner locked his cat on the balcony in winter. Fortunately, this is the third floor, and ordinary passers-by can't see what happened.
Master Bird shook his head, retracted his wings in the fabled eagle-strike posture, stepped on the tiger's head precisely and pressed it down: If you really break the glass, people will definitely find out, you idiot want to drag it down Everyone can't get along! ?
"Meow woo woo~~~~~~~~" Being overwhelmed by Bird Master Taishan, who is equivalent to 1000 geese, Tiger Ban didn't bother to struggle, and instead begged like seeing a savior: Xiao Yaya is very wrong, Kan Boss, save it quickly!
"Huh?" Did something happen?
Bird Master then stretched his neck and looked into the window——his pupils closed and his hair exploded in an instant: No wonder Tiger Banner is not afraid of being hated for scratching flowers in other people's windows.
The duvet with ragged fur and the chipboard table legs must be the masterpieces of Grandpa Ya. Du Ling didn't even know that a Persian cat that clipped its nails every week could have such destructive power.
Although the decoration of the room is exquisite, it is actually a single apartment. The father-in-law and the hostess live in the same living room, and now this room with pearly color walls is full of girlish heart. It was a complete mess, with traces of cat's claws left on many pieces of furniture, especially the pink and tender one-piece combination desk directly opposite the window. Every drawer was pulled open, and the documents and photos inside were thrown all over the place.
It looked as if it had been stolen, Du Ling counted the cost of the redecoration, and turned his head away in horror, this must be waxed for the little white-collar.
And the culprit of the tragedy was bowing his waist and tail, tearing something at the innermost corner of the wall.
Ya Gonggong is a Persian cat with mandarin duck eyes that is covered in snow, but now Bird Master's eyes look at it, but he feels that the whole cat is dusty, and after careful identification, it seems to be a very ominous black air entanglement.
There is a bit of disgusting sauce red in the black, which makes people feel chills all over when they see it, and they are afraid that they will avoid it.
...This is probably the resentment that Xiao Li said, Du Ling thought calmly.
"Eunuch! Eunuch! Eunuch Ya!" He started banging on the glass with his mouth.
Compared with meows with pads under their paws, which can only scream dryly, parrots have a much advantage in making louder sounds with minimal effort.
"What's wrong, tell us and let's solve it together!"
I don't know whether it was Du Ling's words that touched Ya Gonggong, or he just thought the parrot made too much noise. The Persian cat suddenly turned around, showing a ferocious cat face with angry eyes.
Instead of responding to the concerns of the friends outside the window, it jumped up in fright and ran to a place it couldn't see from the balcony.
But just looking back is enough for Du Ling to see two key points.
The one that Eunuch Ya was biting before, probably the source of the resentment, was a string of milky white necklaces, and the birds' excellent eyesight could even see the exquisite carvings on each bead.
When he was a human being, he was also a tall and thick man. Bird master who only knew gold, silver, jade, red and sapphire could not tell what kind of material it was. He only thought it was probably very high-end in terms of workmanship...
If it wasn't for the blood oozing slowly from the beads, it would probably be considered pretty.
But now the lingering resentment can only be described by a capitalized ominous thing.
Could it really be that someone used cursed jewels to assassinate the mistress?But it is too big a trick to deal with small white-collar workers in private companies whose monthly salary is not enough to repay the mortgage.
Du Ling shook his head, feeling that this kind of ghost story that should happen in a European castle does not match the realistic style of painting.
And what he should pay attention to is actually not the curse necklace, but the red eyes of Ya Gonggong who was affected by the resentment.
The blood-red eyes are exactly the same as those mutant beasts that attack people madly in the last days.
Du Ling doesn't need to pretend now, he is very innocent, very confused, very... stupid.
Xiao Li looked into his ignorant black peas and bird eyes, and began to believe that this stupid parrot really didn't know anything about the ominous smell he was getting.
"Don't you know?" Thinking about Du Ling's usual performance, he deliberately lowered his tone, "Don't you feel cold?"
——It’s really cold!
So you let me go in and turn on the air conditioner, it's almost freezing like a chicken in a suit!
Master Bird raised his petite hair angrily, but he didn't feel the owner's care at all, only felt that the other party's voice was an octave lower and seemed threatening.
Master is still pretending to be stupid and resisting to the end today, I don't believe that you can force me to speak if the bird doesn't speak!
Seeing his stubbornness, Xiao Li couldn't help it, so he simply bent down and took the parrot into the convenience store, walked to the shelf and picked up a bag of salt.
"Use this to rub it to drive away evil spirits." He suggested a remedy a little bluntly.
Think about a bird demon in Duling wandering here, with no possessions, I am afraid that even if he knows that he is infected with evil spirits, there is nothing he can do about it. If he reminds himself, it is considered a good deed every day, and it is not a violation of the law of heaven...
Anyway, he was allowed to live in his own home, and his fate has long been unclear.
TELLMEWHY Will a foreign chain convenience store sell salt? ?
Do you think you are a small shop? Wake up!
This is the only thought that Bird Master, who has no sympathy with him, felt after being stuffed with a salt bag: Look, it's still a time-honored state-owned brand, and there is no price increase for iodine.
This is probably the characteristic of the urban-rural fringe...
With a large bag of salt weighing half a catty in his mouth, he couldn't protest. Du Ling was so stupidly carried by the big fairy owner who behaved strangely and had a strange thinking. It means to use the parrot as a bathtub.
"Just make do with this."
I don't know if it's an illusion, but Du Ling could hear a trace of tenderness in this calm tone, tenderness?
Could it be that he has been frozen out of Stockholm by the fairy face brand human refrigerator?Master Bird was a little heartbroken.
Although the owner usually buys snacks and food for it, it can be considered kind and considerate, but now, although I don't know what I did wrong, it's obviously annoyed him to dissipate the cold, how can I still have this illusion... Seriously Seeing the wooden face still motionless, he couldn't help shivering.
It really is an illusion.
Obviously it was so cold that the bird wanted to blow its hair.
But thinking about it, it seemed that he hadn't bathed for a long time, so Du Ling decided to accept and obediently obey.
When Kanye was alive, he could grab his washbasin and take a hot bath or something, but when it was his turn to become a parrot, he could only roll in the snow occasionally - he didn't have the guts to do it several times Playing a rogue and mixing hot water in front of the fairy face must be because the time of getting along is too short.
Now put a bag of salt in front of me, which is also a good material for disinfection and sterilization of sand baths.
Then Du Ling remembered that there seemed to be a saying that using salt can drive away evil spirits. The question he remembered was from a certain island country, right?
Tsk tsk, Xiao Daxian, you are so obsessed with superstition that you are not professional~
However, Bird Master still had a good time enjoying the counterfeit sea salt SPA.When shaking off the salt particles all over his body, Du Ling found that those small crystal particles were really a bit gray...Grey? ?
Is it true that you are already this dirty? !
Du Ling thought for a moment that he was so dirty and rubbed against people all day thinking he was cute, and suddenly the whole bird was a little bit uncomfortable.
He felt that it was wrong for him to think that the owner was ruthless and unreasonable, and it was rare for him to take the initiative to collect a bag of garbage after the bath with a disturbed conscience, and tie the plastic bag beautifully. Du Ling walked around shaking his shiny white feathers Arriving at Xiao Li's feet, he shook off his wings and crown feathers to show off his shiny new look, and then rubbed him flatteringly.
Well, I wasn't rejected this time.
Du Ling thought he understood and nodded, then walked away slowly.
Anyway, people also care about themselves, maybe the resentment or something is a kind of cold and humorous language style, the fairy face just can't stand it, and he is dirty into a mud ball?
Not to mention washing and rubbing, the whole body really becomes warm, and the down jacket that comes with it is as strong as a freshly made quilt.
Coupled with the warm air blowing from the air conditioner, Master Bird couldn't help yawning. Seeing that Xiao Li didn't want to continue talking to him, he turned his head back and put his nose into the warm wing feathers, and fell asleep. .
After a good night's dream until dawn, Du Ling, who was awakened by the smell of meat buns, ran away after eating without conscience, leaving the owner brother who was on the night shift to go out.
Anyway, the parrot is not a stuffed animal that can be hugged into the bed and sleep with it┑( ̄Д ̄)┍He is more awake after sleeping enough, and he also began to feel that something was wrong yesterday——
It seemed that after he met Ya Gonggong's mistress, he felt a particularly eerie chill creeping into his bones.
When I think about it, I clearly admired the little white-collar worker with a good figure and a good face. It is not impossible to let her stroke her fur once she feeds her high-end cookies (it is the dignity of a human being), but yesterday Seeing her, the only reaction was to run away from her.
... Is it really haunted?
The hair on Du Ling's neck exploded. He remembered that Ya Gonggong said that the little girl just dumped a boyfriend who was so infatuated but stingy and reluctant to buy Miao Xianbao. Could it be that she was cursed because of love and hatred?Immediately, I made up a bloody drama about love turning into a ghost and haunting you even after death. Master Niao didn't want to go there to watch the excitement.
Although it was Grandpa Ma who made offerings under the red flag since he was a child, the traditional thought of respecting ghosts and gods and keeping a distance away has a long history in China, which still deeply affects Du Ling.
Simply put, he is afraid of ghosts.
Well, I said it bravely, anyway, he is now a parrot and he is not afraid of losing the bird.
Thinking of the calm attitude of the fairy face at home, who can see through the grievances at a glance, and even succeed in exorcising evil spirits easily with a bag of salt, this light-hearted person might be a Taoist expert?Although considering the future reality, he has been looking forward to being a martial arts master... But if he is really a great fairy, it would be good, at least he can ward off evil spirits.
Thinking about it this way, Du Ling felt full of confidence, so he decided to find out if there was any abnormality in Mr. Yagong's house.
Otherwise, the little fairy of curiosity will really suffocate a bird to death.
Du Ling realized that his decision was very wise. Before he even flew to the door of Mr. Yagong's house, he heard the miserable meow of tabby.
I took a closer look at the large tabby cat the size of a dirt dog hanging on the window of someone's house, its paws almost scratched the glass, and it was meowing the name of Grandpa Ya. Those who didn't know would probably think it was This family is abusing cats.
It looks like the cold-blooded owner locked his cat on the balcony in winter. Fortunately, this is the third floor, and ordinary passers-by can't see what happened.
Master Bird shook his head, retracted his wings in the fabled eagle-strike posture, stepped on the tiger's head precisely and pressed it down: If you really break the glass, people will definitely find out, you idiot want to drag it down Everyone can't get along! ?
"Meow woo woo~~~~~~~~" Being overwhelmed by Bird Master Taishan, who is equivalent to 1000 geese, Tiger Ban didn't bother to struggle, and instead begged like seeing a savior: Xiao Yaya is very wrong, Kan Boss, save it quickly!
"Huh?" Did something happen?
Bird Master then stretched his neck and looked into the window——his pupils closed and his hair exploded in an instant: No wonder Tiger Banner is not afraid of being hated for scratching flowers in other people's windows.
The duvet with ragged fur and the chipboard table legs must be the masterpieces of Grandpa Ya. Du Ling didn't even know that a Persian cat that clipped its nails every week could have such destructive power.
Although the decoration of the room is exquisite, it is actually a single apartment. The father-in-law and the hostess live in the same living room, and now this room with pearly color walls is full of girlish heart. It was a complete mess, with traces of cat's claws left on many pieces of furniture, especially the pink and tender one-piece combination desk directly opposite the window. Every drawer was pulled open, and the documents and photos inside were thrown all over the place.
It looked as if it had been stolen, Du Ling counted the cost of the redecoration, and turned his head away in horror, this must be waxed for the little white-collar.
And the culprit of the tragedy was bowing his waist and tail, tearing something at the innermost corner of the wall.
Ya Gonggong is a Persian cat with mandarin duck eyes that is covered in snow, but now Bird Master's eyes look at it, but he feels that the whole cat is dusty, and after careful identification, it seems to be a very ominous black air entanglement.
There is a bit of disgusting sauce red in the black, which makes people feel chills all over when they see it, and they are afraid that they will avoid it.
...This is probably the resentment that Xiao Li said, Du Ling thought calmly.
"Eunuch! Eunuch! Eunuch Ya!" He started banging on the glass with his mouth.
Compared with meows with pads under their paws, which can only scream dryly, parrots have a much advantage in making louder sounds with minimal effort.
"What's wrong, tell us and let's solve it together!"
I don't know whether it was Du Ling's words that touched Ya Gonggong, or he just thought the parrot made too much noise. The Persian cat suddenly turned around, showing a ferocious cat face with angry eyes.
Instead of responding to the concerns of the friends outside the window, it jumped up in fright and ran to a place it couldn't see from the balcony.
But just looking back is enough for Du Ling to see two key points.
The one that Eunuch Ya was biting before, probably the source of the resentment, was a string of milky white necklaces, and the birds' excellent eyesight could even see the exquisite carvings on each bead.
When he was a human being, he was also a tall and thick man. Bird master who only knew gold, silver, jade, red and sapphire could not tell what kind of material it was. He only thought it was probably very high-end in terms of workmanship...
If it wasn't for the blood oozing slowly from the beads, it would probably be considered pretty.
But now the lingering resentment can only be described by a capitalized ominous thing.
Could it really be that someone used cursed jewels to assassinate the mistress?But it is too big a trick to deal with small white-collar workers in private companies whose monthly salary is not enough to repay the mortgage.
Du Ling shook his head, feeling that this kind of ghost story that should happen in a European castle does not match the realistic style of painting.
And what he should pay attention to is actually not the curse necklace, but the red eyes of Ya Gonggong who was affected by the resentment.
The blood-red eyes are exactly the same as those mutant beasts that attack people madly in the last days.
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