It's not illegal

After watching the video, Du Ling's whole bird was in a mess in the wind.

He was sure that this was what happened this morning, and it was actually recorded? !

And it's fine if he didn't find out. It's understandable for him to pay attention to the battle situation, but the younger brothers didn't find anyone secretly taking pictures. This vigilance is really poor, and they must be educated.

As a handsome double-standard bird, Du Ling seriously shrugged off his responsibility for one minute, clicked on replay, and zoomed in to watch the video again.

After careful study, it can be found that the photographer probably took the pictures at his own home upstairs, the lens zoomed out to the limit is blurry, and the recorded sound is also very messy and unclear, which is a blessing in misfortune.

What's even more fortunate is that Xiao Li can't see it if he doesn't go online, so he won't catch his own little tail. Now the main reason is that Erha's participation in group fights will be discovered by its mother... Although I said so, it seems that Erha Squatting at the door and waiting for the owner to come home is like being exposed.

So be it.

Mr. Bird, who couldn't figure out whether his conscience was still there due to the limitations of his wing structure, shook his head, put aside his worries about revealing his identity, and began to read and repost comments to see what he said.

Looking at the neat rows of #建国后不必成非# and #这个道友你显示#tag, said to be birds like their voices, and parrots are really capitalized funny, Du Ling felt his own psychological The shadow area is a bit too big to be calculated, so I can only comfort myself by saying that fortunately he is dressed as a parrot, even if I say a flower, everyone will not take it seriously after laughing.

So he should not have been exposed yet.

perhaps.

Du Ling briefly thought about the possibility of being caught as a monster and dissected for research, and then felt that the country's policy of popularizing science and opposing superstitions is really correct. It is really amazing to see those people who make up jokes for fun. Feel the warmth of the country!

Anyway, Yuan Po has reposted it [-] times, and Du Ling also knows that it is useless to ask the other party to delete it now.And if he really went to apply for deletion, what reason should he explain to this contribution marketing account?

Are you saying that the video infringes the portrait right of a bird?

...It will definitely be regarded as a snake spirit disease, I am heartbroken _(:з」∠)_

Seeing all kinds of swiping screens in Zha Lang, a bunch of screenshot gifs were made into emoticons, even with various parrots as pets, they became popular, and some people stood up to popularize science. The language ability of sunflower parrots is only average. There is a dubbing fraud... Du Ling just smiled and said nothing, and sighed that there are many right and wrong words.

It's a pity that this prosperity has nothing to do with him, unless he is willing to sell himself for a price.In those comments, there are also many messages asking for a parrot that is equally smart at a high price. Besides, if an animal wants to become an Internet celebrity and make a profit, it must have the cooperation of its owner. Thinking about the living fairy who is not at all down-to-earth at home, I am immediately discouraged.

I always feel that I will be pierced by an arrow to kill demons and demons (Manual goodbye is just such a moment of pride and frustration for a long time, Du Ling finally remembered the purpose of running out to surf the Internet. Weibo, mentioned the wild cats on the background board fighting in the video, and made up a story about the kittens who were pitiful and had nothing to eat, and were beaten up for grabbing dog food.

After posting it, I immediately mobilized Aite's cute pet story, saying that this is a follow-up request for that popular Po.

They really retweeted him, and added a few well-known big names who rescued stray cats, such as Lucky Cat, who were more professional than him, who were cute and pitiful, and the reposts also jumped up.

Well, this is considered to be wrong, as long as someone pays attention to the group of cats, he will be able to live up to his trust. Du Ling nodded in satisfaction, and was about to quit the trumpet.

The paws are suspended in the air——

He suddenly thought of a brilliant idea.

These witty god-right parties gave him an inspiration. Since there are some people who claim to be self-proclaimed on the Internet, why can't he just tell the truth and run an account as a parrot?

Anyway, even if he introduced himself and wrote that he was reborn as a bird after the end of the world three years later, no one would believe him at all, and would only think him as a fancy joke dog with strange bones.

It’s not like claiming to be a descendant of the leader Man Qing Gege cheating on marriage and selling Amway, saying that he is a parrot, and even the public security bureau doesn’t bother to care about you, let alone attract the attention of the domineering government that firmly believes in scientific materialism.

As soon as he said and done, Du Ling quickly got a new nickname for himself, and his nickname was "Kan Ye is so handsome that he flies up". The profile picture is a selfie, and the face is raised at 45°, and the crown feather is turned into a flower.

After changing the information according to the information of the apocalypse in three years, and then picking and choosing and paying attention to a bunch of cute pets and fortune-telling marketing accounts with V added, you can start as a novice.

He even added the portal number of Xuanxue.com, which was rising every day, and he felt complacently that this was considered a great hermit in the market.As for being trapped in the vest, it is clear that the vast majority of people can at most distinguish the species of the bird, and he is not worried at all. He believes that the witty netizens will definitely come up with many ways to ensure the safety of his bird body. of the "truth".

Thinking about recording a self-introduction in this way, and then Aite will be on a few tubas who followed the previous video of directing the group fight, and he will have completed his debut as a parrot.

@凯夫帅达起起: #报集团局我真不成重# Do you think being a battlefield commander is the highest state of your master? Hehe, Mr. [doge] actually flew back from the future to save you scumbags Scumbag prophecy emperor!Are you scared?At the end of the video there is an easter egg yoooooo#尾拍video@萌养总动员@吃星人expresses dissatisfaction@做日投给中@玄门网 After posting, let’s appreciate it, um, imposing, handsome and charming, at first glance, he will be more popular than Brother Paul in the future Du Ling deeply felt that the establishment of the parrot-worshiping divine calculation religion is just around the corner.

Then he put the phone away, and hurriedly went downstairs to appease the little brother Erha. Looking at the pitiful whimper huddled into a ball, he probably had to sacrifice some inventory to restore his loyalty this time.

Du Ling set up such an account with the mentality of being popular or not, and resigning to fate. In fact, he just wanted to find a place to chat and vent the pressure accumulated by pretending to be stupid every day. , he said that he saw an easter egg at the end, but he actually mentioned that on November 2017, 11, the end of the world will come.

If someone is willing to believe his words and make some preparations, he feels that he has not come back in vain.

Of course, it would be even better if he could make some friends during the two years when people's hearts have not been completely broken, but Du Ling didn't hold out any hope.

In the final analysis, it was just a whim of his, and it was not as important as what to have for dinner.

Anyway, Du Ling forgot about it after finishing it. Even if he claimed to be the Prophet, he could not have predicted how strangely hot the secrets he leaked as Kanye would be fermented on the Internet in the future.

Day by day, the weather is gradually getting warmer, the warm daily life of the parrot uncle and the fairy face convenience store brother is still going on, and the new wild cats also have a stable source of food.

Everything is beautiful, but Du Ling is a little annoyed by the fact that the newly adopted tabby cat always thinks that he can become a tiger.

Probably because it was a self-reliant wild cat from birth, tabby is not as stupid as Erha Tiantian. On the contrary, it is a thoughtful cat, and it is also the smartest alienated animal Du Ling discovered: it I can even remember when I gradually became able to understand human language.

...It was a night with a big and red moon. The wild cat, who was originally a gangster and acted on instinct, had just opened up his intelligence and began to think about his own existence.

Tiger Ban firmly believes that it has become a spirit, and it can become a big monster to conquer all mankind in the future, and even go to heaven like Monkey King, the Monkey King.

Du Ling scoffed at this: Sao Nian, dream less and read more, you are just mutated.

——Is he a fake author of the Little Red Potential Cultivator? The so-called monsters need to absorb the essence of the sun and the moon to cultivate. If they are stricter, they have to wear some ancient blood. Click it and say it's fine, it's fine.

Because Tabby is so obsessed with it, he keeps nagging all day long why everyone hurts each other because they are monsters, and that they should form an alliance to enslave humans as soon as possible. Master Bird is so annoyed by it that he almost loses his hair, so he recalled his previous life. The explanations published by scientists specializing in why the wild mutations occur.

Although I can't remember the details, but it is a virus and a complex compound whose name is too long to remember. It is extremely reliable, and he is full of confidence in trying to convince Shamao.

It's a pity that Xia Chong can't speak ice. If you talk to a cat about biochemistry that you don't even understand, no matter how smart it is, it won't understand it.

In the end, Du Ling had no choice but to present the facts and make sense—assuming that everyone is indeed a monster, and monsters have existed since ancient times, then so many monsters are conveniently stuffed in such a big place, and with this density of monster populations, they have not been recognized by human beings so far. How could it be possible?

Therefore, we suddenly mutated and gave birth to wisdom and special powers. It must be that human beings did not care about the development of science and technology. Some extreme biology research institute has researched some mutated virus pollution sources.Of course, there may be some unpopular genres such as alien experiments, earth awareness...

Anyway, the younger brothers couldn't understand it, so Du Ling didn't plan to show it off, he's really tall and widowed, and Tousheng is really lonely as snow.

But at this time, Tiger Banner had no intention of paying attention to his persuasion education, because in order to prove the fact that there were so many 'monsters', Du Ling took it to visit every mutant animal that could only communicate in the community.

Naturally, it also includes the beautiful young man Ju Ya in the tower.

Then Tiger Ban fell in love, and from then on he only wanted to marry Bai Fumei, and never wanted to overthrow the shit shovel officer, become the big demon king, and reach the pinnacle of cat life.

It's useless to tell him that Grandpa Ya doesn't have any balls anymore. If he says he has balls, it's fine. If it's not good enough, everyone can talk about a romantic platonic love through the glass window security door.Longevity! In just a few days, even Plato knew about this wild cat!Du Ling felt that his little heart had received quite a fright.

What's even more frightening is that Ya Gonggong, a purebred Persian cat that looks particularly proud, actually fell in love with a purebred Chinese pastoral product like an old house on fire, and waited for his true love to visit like the stars and the moon every day.

Du Ling: ... For this world where meows are also disturbing, I also beeped a dog (doge, then he turned his face away and sent a photo of tabby and father-in-law looking at each other's paw prints through the window to His real account, which has already been followed by many animal lovers, went up.

A bunch of cute and rotten girl papers exploded, and they all wailed that they couldn't control the wanton sliding hands.

Seeing the rising attention, and the self-timer videos that had been cold before being reposted, Master Bird's mood is also very complicated. He feels desperate for this world occupied by cat slaves and dogs: he is such a handsome, unrestrained and refined bird It's actually not as good as a half-tom cat, how can human aesthetics be better! ?

Annoyed and furious, Niao Ye decided to ignore this pair of silly cats who started to spring before they started to spring, so let's do whatever they want, can't he stop filming!

Anyway, he has given up using the method of becoming an Internet celebrity to make money, and plans to use his size advantage to loot several e-commerce warehouses in two years' time when the world is in chaos.

In order to convince the new younger brother, he lost two younger brothers who could listen to his chattering nature in one breath, and his eyes were stung by the flash bomb, and he realized that his future was a long single life... Du Ling suffered 9999 points Crit damage, the blood bar instantly bottomed out.

So much so that when Ya Gonggong's mistress came home, he forgot to get out of the way from the window sill, and was caught right away.

"Hey, isn't this the parrot from the male god of the convenience store? He's come to play with Mr. Ya again? The cross-border love story of Chiu and Meow is also cute~ Stay still and let my sister scratch it for you~( Heart)"

The stylishly dressed white-collar worker was very enthusiastic, muttering a cult spell that Du Ling didn't want to understand, and smilingly getting closer, but Lord Bird glanced at the 36D that would have been very attractive in the past, but felt that he didn't want her to come close for no reason. .

He always felt that there was a gloomy and cold aura that made him uncomfortable, especially dangerous.Du Ling hesitated for a moment and decided to follow his instincts. Before the little girl could touch him with her fingers, he pretended not to understand and flapped his wings ruthlessly to take off.

The white-collar overtime dog is home from get off work, and he can almost go to the convenience store for dinner.

However, when he got to the place, the poor hungry bird was stopped by the cruel and unreasonable owner! ?

QAQ! ?

Du Ling was aggrieved and stood on the ground with his neck shrunk, looking up pitifully at his master's expression secretly.

He doesn't seem to have done any pranks these days that need to be punished like this, right?Didn't you ask me to come back for dinner at night?

Why treat him like this now! ?

It's cold outside, he's a delicate Australian bird, you can't resist the cold like a fairy who can fight three-nine in one suit!

Silently staring at his guilty stupid bird for a long time, he found that he would rather tremble in the cold wind than be the first to be exposed, his small eyes were innocently shining with tears, Xiao Li had no choice but to ask directly: "Where are you going?" To get rid of this resentment?"

……ha? ?