It's not illegal

Probably because he realized that his state was not right, after that, no matter what Du Ling and Tiger Ban called, Eunuch Ya didn't show up again.

In fact, breaking a piece of glass is a piece of cake for Du Ling, who has a third-level power ability, but before he has determined the real harm of resentment, he can't break the window happily. It is two different things for unknown creatures to enter the empty door.

All Bird Master can do is squat on the balcony and wait for the white-collar worker to come home...by the way, use the wifi.

Sent away the very sad tabby cat, called Grandpa Ya a few more times, and sang the same song that Grandpa had a migraine, but there was no response. The Internet-addicted parrot with nothing to do started to feel bored, so he took out his mobile phone and logged in to his real body Number.

When he opened it, Du Ling was surprised to find that there were tens of thousands more retweets and comments, and more than 999+ likes.

Sure enough, to be a bird is to be popular faster than people (Deng Yao.gif sent out the Jiugongge selfie of the mixed update, and he began to happily comment on these memorials.

First of all, those insincere ahahaha parties can just kneel down, Master Bird has no time to waste traffic on them.

As for the most popular gods, you have to reply appropriately. For example, some sharp-eyed netizens have already connected Kanye with the protagonist of the video commanded by the cat and dog battlefield god. One of the reposts that followed Sisi Kongji stood out: However, Zhao Ritian has seen through everything. V: Hehe, from the beginning to the end, it was a marketing account to speculate to earn attention. You really followed the climax. Betting fifty cents is all arranged. Soon it’s time to post a small ad. From the very beginning, the video of directing the fight is dubbed by a voice changer. The big white sunflower and this stupid bird are all about the same size. The mobilization of cute pets reports that this is really the same bird as in the video! //Kan Ye is so handsome that he flies up: #报告局局我真没有成都#…

Du Ling thought for a while, and felt that although this Uncle Zhao was a bit self-righteous, he almost broke what the netizens really thought - don't pretend to be too cute these days by pretending to be animals, gods and aliens. Wait until there is a bird on the Internet It’s like this, no one believes it ╮(╯▽╰)╭ It’s good to let everyone believe that the video was contributed by him at the beginning, so Du Ling generously forwarded this article: Kanye is so handsome Start: Take fifty cents, I just plan to be an ordinary bird [doge] who writes the real literature of the last century up.Pit is always a newly dug incense. Compared with Kadao Chuxiang's Xiuxianwen, this passage is really written like a godsend, but Du Ling has no time to be complacent.

Don't look at Weibo's fun, but he's actually a little flustered.

Speaking of which, Eunuch Ya’s eyes turned red and he suddenly went crazy. It’s really scary. Don’t those articles about rebirth after the end of the world often write about the end of the world? Why would he be so naive and firmly believe that these two years will be safe?It's so silly and sweet to the point of sadness.

And... Those off-white bead materials can't be dead bones, can they?

Even if it is not a human bone, no matter what kind of animal bone it is, it is unlucky. Regarding this Du Ling, I really don’t understand my former compatriots-everyone has entered the civilized age for so long, why would some people think that wearing corpse bones on The body is very honorable.

So the truth is actually that the cursed aura emanating from the mysterious bones confused the world?It seems quite reasonable... Master Bird shook his hair uncomfortably, thinking that his occupational disease with a big brain is really serious.

Thinking so much is useful, it is better to brush up on those jokes that follow the trend and play fairy memes.

At this time, the description of the mutant beast he posted also received some replies. Among the comments that praised Master Bird for his good writing and lamented that he was not as good as a bird, the literate Chinese teacher fainted in the toilet. The joking message caught Du Ling's attention because his temperament was too outstanding.

The old king next door_Recently the Siberian Tiger: According to this description, it looks like it has been infected by demonic energy. Recently, it is a bit of a sign of evil. My friend’s idea is very interesting. It is inconvenient to say publicly because of the fucking basic law. How about we talk in private?

Click on the other party's homepage and look, the profile picture is a rough and sturdy uncle who looks tough, he is a big man in the Northeast who eats meat and calls friends, and his speech is quite plain without any funny temperament, the only thing that has something to do with Master Bird The intersection of the two is that the old king occasionally scolds poachers.

—— Scolding them for not leaving a piece of meat for themselves... This guy doesn't really think that he is the first Siberian tiger born with a legal game hunting license at the national level, haha.

Du Ling originally wanted to laugh at the Internet, and it turned out that the lunatic said that the fool Zan still has countless psychopaths waiting, but halfway through the laugh, he felt that he had also been shot in the knee. As a bird hiding behind the keyboard, he decided to give this old king a Chance to prove yourself.

So after I added the other party's attention, I used a private message to send the news that I recently met a necklace with resentment and was exorcised with the highly toxic compound sodium chloride. It was half a joke, and half tentative.Waiting for a while with anticipation and no reply, Master Niao raised his paw and scratched his neck embarrassingly, feeling that he was being stupid too, didn't he let himself get involved?

It can only be said that this #fullscreen netizen can't tell whether it's a human or a dog. #

The scarf was indeed poisonous, and when Du Ling recovered from the cold, he realized that the sun had already set. He didn't even think about it when he was hungry, so he casually touched a few large peaches, a specialty of space, to satisfy his hunger.

If the peach pits hadn't been thrown on the ground, he wouldn't have known what he had eaten.

Anyway, it's so late, the owner probably won't leave lunch for himself, so why not just wait until the end, and see how the little white-collar will react when he comes home and sees the messy house that looks like it has been robbed.

Du Ling had a very ominous premonition about this.

Very accurate.

After seeing the little white-collar swaying into the building door with his shoulders slung over his shoulders, Master Niao, who was hiding in a tree near the balcony and watching him, was ready, but he was still caught by the glass-shattering monster. Dolphin sound was so frightened that he almost fell off the tree.

The terrified screams quickly turned into furious curses, and occasionally you could hear the howling of Grandpa Ya. Du Ling had never heard Grandpa Ya howling so loudly before. From the painful voice, Du Ling could hear: For a fine-crafted ivory necklace worth 10,000+ that he couldn't afford to sell himself, the excrement shoveler tore apart the cat owner he used to hold in the palm of his hand.

But the follow-up of the pet attack that made Du Ling tense and waited with bated breath did not happen. The red-eyed and furry father-in-law rushed out from the open door.

The necklace that caused trouble was still biting on his mouth.

The white figure rushed into the night and disappeared, holding a feather duster upside down and almost being chased by the crazy hostess, but when she went down the stairs, she broke her high heel, and finally fell down at the door of the building crying with snot and tears It was ugly, and finally started to make a phone call with sobs: "Hey, how much money is there... Yes, I thought about it, I'm sorry I can't accept it, I... can I return it to you in a few days? The cat at home It's broken... no no, it's not that I want to... me." Probably hung up there.

Looking at the little girl who has not graduated from college for a few years, sitting there with a confused expression on her mobile phone, Du Ling felt that she was really pitiful.

Just such a short phone call was enough for him to guess the general truth: it was nothing more than a beautiful little girl who was pursued by Hua Hua and received a gift that he didn't know how expensive it was. When he knew the truth, he didn't want to be treated as a gold digger and wanted to return , but found that the gift had been damaged by his pet and could not be taken out. Such a situation is really hard to explain.

It's really June Feixue. In the final analysis, it's the fault of the poor man. It's okay to give the little girl a decent gift of gold and diamond rings. What kind of elephant teeth... really sinful.

Because I followed the homepage of the Moe Circle and occasionally checked the animal protection information, Du Ling also saw a few bloody videos of poachers slaughtering African elephants. In fact, just the shocking title of "blood teeth" is enough to make people understand the rampant. Where does the resentment come from.

You humans can also play, but why don't you play yourself to death and come to harm our small animals.

Taxonomically, Niaoye, who is no longer human, shook his head. He can't help the little white-collar in his current state. It's more important to find the father-in-law who has taken away the source of the resentment.

He had a feeling that although Ya Gonggong's eyes turned red, he hadn't completely lost his mind. At least the only thing he wanted to attack was that ominous necklace.

Perhaps it is the mistress who wants to protect herself.

Thinking that there was still a whole box of salt in his space, Du Ling confidently flew over following the faint meowing.

Turning round and round the increasingly dilapidated Tongzilou, he saw that Yagong was blocked by Tiger Banner in a wasteland surrounded by abandoned building materials.

In the misty night, Du Ling could hardly tell that Eunuch Ya was a white cat, it looked like a mass of surging black air, only a pair of red eyes were left.And Tiger Banner wanted to stop it, but couldn't bear to do anything to his beloved Meow, and the result was that there were several bloody cuts on his body, and there was also a trace of black air.

At this time, Bird Master, who is about to master the unique skill of exorcising evil spirits, makes his debut. The snow-white sunflower parrot glides past with an elegant posture like a snowy owl, dropping several bags of purification ammunition.

Perfect posture...the target was missed.

Cough, after all, parrots are diurnal species, and their night vision is not very good.

Wasting half a box of salt is not an obstacle to the two cats running farther and farther. Du Ling also became a little angry, but as a pre-human with rich life experience, he is still very good at using his brains to save the country.

So a basin of cold water fell from the sky, and instantly chilled the two silly cats who were scratching each other out of anger.

Hey, run away?You run again?

Taking advantage of the time when the two drowned cats were in a daze, Du Ling picked up the salt bag and tore it open with a grinning grin, and sprinkled them with a thick layer of snow white.

"Meow ow ow~~~~~~~~~~~" A pair of cats who almost turned against each other screamed in unison.

Can salt-baked wounds not hurt?

But it really worked, at least there was no silky black resentment lingering on Tiger Ban's wound, and Ya Gonggong's eyes also recovered, turning back to beautiful golden blue mandarin duck eyes.

But the culprit necklace was not so easy to get rid of. Lying in the high-concentration salt water, it still had the terrifying appearance wrapped in black and red cold aura.

If this matter is not resolved, this matter is not over.

Thinking of the little girl sitting at the door of the building whose shoulders would be crushed by 10,000+, and looking at the father-in-law who could not return home and might become a stray cat, Master Bird suddenly felt that he had a heavy responsibility.

He dug a few towels from the reserves and threw them to the unlucky cats who couldn't lick each other's wounds because each other was too dirty. Du Ling ordered Tiger Banner a few words, and then found a half-empty salt bag. Tuck that necklace in, and prepare to take things to the owner of the fairy face.

Although he doesn't know why an expert like Xiao Shenxian doesn't go to fortune-telling and feng shui to make a lot of money, but he wants to work in a convenience store, but he believes that with the ability of the other party to see through his own resentment at a glance, he can definitely solve this deceitful soul necklace .

As for whether I will expose this problem... that kind of nagging person should be more tolerant of animals' spiritual intelligence?

If Xiao Daxian could really point at his nose and call out the evildoer's speedy appearance, then he should have called him as early as when he was picking out clothes for him. Anyway, Du Ling is not worried at all now.

He wasn't an evildoer in the first place, and he didn't practice evil arts or anything. He was just an ordinary person with supernatural powers and space, who unfortunately walked the wrong way when he was reborn.

He is upright and confident, so he doesn't feel bad about pretending to be stupid.

Instead of shrugging his shoulders with trembling hair, Du Ling carefully picked up the salt bag that had begun to smoke, and flew towards the convenience store with wings——