It's not illegal

After a night of catching up on sleep while checking accounts in a sky-high priced honeymoon suite, life is surprisingly uneventful.

The negotiators of the Bureau of Demon Control seem to have very professional ethics, and they never revealed to the brothers on the road that someone used Danfang to knock out a huge sum of money in the bureau - of course, it may be that Du's eyelids are too shallow , he felt that he made a lot of money, but in the eyes of others, it was nothing worth mentioning.

Anyway, the matter of Transformation Pill seems to be a one-shot deal, and it is temporarily unclear whether there will be any future troubles, at least there is not even a splash of water right now.Du Ling even carefully lurked in the circle of friends of Wang Huo and others for a long time, but in the end he didn't even see a single topic...

Is it because the bureaucracy is still going through the procedure, or is it that Mo Wentian secretly withheld it and has other plans?

Du Ling also couldn't figure it out, but at least he knew another point, that is, no matter how much money he has, he can't spend it anymore, and he will definitely lose his hair!

Money is a thing that is only considered money when it is spent, and it is only paper if it is piled up at home!

It is also a waste paper that is too hard to wipe your butt...

It would be even worse if it was left in the bank and not taken out. Once the electronic equipment is scrapped, there will be no waste paper...

After all, Master Bird is still thinking about the apocalypse when the social order is completely broken, so although he can save a huge sum of money with interest that he has never seen in his previous life, he still resists the small peasant consciousness of saving money and decides to be straightforward. Buy buy buy up.

Anyway, even if the end of the world really fails to make appointments, and the social and economic order of mankind is normal, the Lingtian sect still needs to spend a lot of effort on modernization.

Du Ling propped up the kidney board to search for information, and made a list without hesitation: There are so many mouths up and down and you don't farm, so you have to buy food, right?

Well, rice, noodles, miscellaneous grains, vegetables, and fish are all [-] to [-] tons first--live animals are exempted, and Du Ling is really afraid that a few fine ones will pop out of it and he won't be able to eat them.

However, the unsustainable development of sitting and eating mountains and emptiness is not acceptable, so you have to buy all kinds of seeds, fertilizers, farm tools, machinery, and expert instructors, right?

Well, the last item is crossed out, buying and selling people is a felony in China, it is better to buy some books and CDs to teach yourself.

If you can’t eat enough, you have to wear clothes. In addition to satisfying material life, you have to improve your spiritual enjoyment. The nouveau riche Mr. Du sits in a Michelin three-star restaurant, eating exquisite dishes with extremely low cost performance, and dislikes the tongues of foreign gourmets. , the writing on the bottom of the hand diverges from the combine harvester to the Maybach. It seems that it is determined to create a new socialist mountain gate that is green and environmentally friendly, with sunny greenhouses and Internet cafes and discos.

Forget it, the second god is possessed by the mind, this master still whispered, it's a pity that the Huaxia government does not allow private sales of arms, otherwise it would be very useful to get a few large trucks of machine guns and rocket launchers before the Taoism has achieved great success Lethal!

Think about my cultivation base that has risen by one point and back by three points so far, the spells that have been ineffective from time to time to match that of Prince Duan, and the second-hand demon pills that are as tattered as 502 glued together... Master Bird is in pain like Xizi holding his heart , raised his hand and added a lot of reinforced concrete prefabricated panels.

Even so, I still feel dissatisfied. I feel that unless I can smuggle some u235 non-civilian equipment from Lao Maozi, no amount of money can buy a sense of security.

Fortunately, the master sitting opposite him didn't care, he didn't seem to think that the design of building stone walls outside the pavilion in Sendai was degrading.

Of course, it may also be that the god who came out of the ravine has little knowledge. He can't imagine what kind of terrible style it would be if he mixed and matched the classic Xiangong Nanjie Village in the trenches of World War II...

It wasn't until Du Ling, who was so self-satisfied that he was spitting stars flying everywhere, thought of recycling composting technology, that Xiao Li frowned slightly for the first time: "It's not right."

"...Um, I'll just talk about it." After being denied so seriously, Du Ling actually knew that he was running a train with his mouth full. He woke up, his eyes wandered, and he actually knew the smell of composting Impossible...

"The reincarnation of five grains is indeed in line with the way of heaven, but the success of demon cultivator condensing alchemy is like a human monk building a foundation. The dependence on ordinary food will suddenly decrease, and the way to disperse the pollution is different from ordinary people, and my whole family is only a few people and a few birds. Beast, where can it produce excrement as required by data design?"

Now Xiao Li no longer cherishes words like gold (at least to Du Ling) when he speaks, and gradually reveals his straightforward and dull nature, but no matter how gentle his tone and how sincere his heart is when he said this No matter how innocent his attitude is, it can't save Master Bird's face from turning green quickly.

I'll just say casually, Boss, you really don't have to think so hard!

What are you talking about, obeying the way of heaven and begging not to make trouble?

Why do you, a beautiful man with a bright and beautiful face, want to talk about how much you can pull in a month in a high-end restaurant? !

Bird watched the waiter who unfortunately passed by, and walked out in an S-shape in a very unscientific way, and he definitely heard it clearly!

Du Ling almost wanted to cover his face and escape from life—he admitted that it was his own fault that he mentioned circular organic agriculture first, and it was definitely not his fault that His Majesty Tiandi seized a certain point when he came up!

When he thought that Xiao Li's frown was not because he disliked the dirty and smelly septic tank built at the mountain gate, but because he was worried about the lack of production materials for the system, Du Ling felt that the gods are really gods, and their nerves are also very strong. Mortal scum is out of reach.

Although the service staff in high-end restaurants are of excellent quality, with an attitude of not listening to evil, but he still sits on pins and needles: "Hahaha, don't make such a joke, it's not that you really plan to farm... After the meal, let's go first." Go and buy the presents for the little ones at home—waiter, pay the bill!"

At a time like this, Xiao Li was of course letting Du Ling show off his new black card in a chic way. As for a certain little parrot who ran away like a burnt ass, he followed behind him the extremely calm and extremely handsome Tiandi Dada. What is the explanation for the smile across his face...

Alas, from the perspective of caring for the physical and mental health of rare animals, we should not delve into it.

Anyway, with such a big ticket, Du Ling's trip can be regarded as a homecoming. After showing off enough, he went back to the mountain and squatted honestly (it's not because he was scared by some stinky topics...!), and Waiting for the astronomical figures on the account to be exchanged for various materials to be shipped in like water. Whether it is Yangchun Baixue (especially Tibetan sauce) or Xialiba people in the mountain gate, they will return to their hearts, practice and study with peace of mind.

Life seems to be returning to its original rhythm perfectly.

... It's strange! !

"Fucking a dick, you are waiting for me here! Turn your face and deny anyone, is this going to blackmail me?!"

The angry sunflower parrot flapped its wings in front of it as if laughing at its own mobile phone.

With a bang, the fruit x, whose software has been upgraded for countless generations and only has a permanent crisp screen, died like this, pouring another big spoonful of hot oil on Du Ling's already thirty-foot-high anger.

"Wipe—I'm the last stock in stock!!" When he came back to his senses, the assailant cried bitterly while holding the shattered mobile phone.

After being furious and then deeply sad, his emotions were ups and downs, he just wanted to beat Mingzhi a few times, but before this stupid bird continued to go mad, a cold and clear voice sounded faintly behind him, and instantly froze him to death local.

"Secretly surfing the Internet again while practicing." This is a declarative sentence, leaving no room for Du Ling to explain. Before he could finish speaking, Xiao Li had already opened the door and entered, and picked up the parrot that was lying on the ground pretending to be a dead bird for inspection.

The slender and strong fingers shuttled back and forth in the warm white feathers, arousing the subtle aura to spontaneously circulate along the meridians.

A moment later, the expression in Xiao Li's deep cold eyes became a bit more serious: he has not made any progress in his cultivation.

This shouldn't have happened at all, especially when Du Ling had already settled for the next best thing and asked Du Ling to take the elixir temporarily for quick success.

In fact, ever since Du Ling got the pile of aged medicinal materials from the Demon Administration Bureau, he had been locked up in the alchemy room for a while, and he succeeded in making a kind of medicine called "Spiritual Medicine" based on the old alchemy classics in the door. Pills".

This spirit pill is actually equivalent to the simple version of Peiyuan Pill and Juling Pill. Although many ingredients of heaven, material and earth treasures have been deleted, they can quickly gather aura and fill meridians after eating. A good pill for ancillary effects.

Even Xiao Li himself is using it—after swallowing his body, which was locked up tightly by the star officials, he can use a small amount of spiritual energy contained in it, and Zhang Jing and those little monsters have benefited a lot. On the contrary, Du Ling himself retreated for many days but made no progress?

Xiao Li was even more worried. The combination of human soul and demon body might not be as optimistic as they imagined, but unless he found a clue to solve it, he didn't intend to directly bring this kind of knot-like problem to Du Ling's eyes. So……

Putting Du Ling, who was insolent and pretending to be shy and struggling endlessly, back to the ground, he deliberately frowned and looked at the source of all evil whose screen had been shattered into spider webs: "It seems that I should also go to Mr. Hu for advice. How can we isolate the network signal in a targeted manner, so as to save you every distraction."

"Don't...!! Ah," as a dead house who is most afraid of hearing that there is no internet, Du Ling screamed out, and then realized that his overreaction was very suspicious.

"...Um, this phone is really, really, really the last stock in stock! It doesn't matter if the internet is disconnected haha ​​anyway, I can't play with the phone anymore - there is no phone hidden in the Taoyuan space anymore, I swear ! Heart demon swear!!"

It is true that the mobile phone is gone, but whether there is a tablet or a laptop is another matter... The super student scum who is born to be rebellious adds in his heart, he just wants to fool his handsome prison boss.

There is no way, the "retreat" without any sense of accomplishment is a waste of time, it is really boring!

It is not allowed to change into a human being forced to be a bird, and it is not allowed to rely on instinct. You must use your own kung fu to drive the demon pill or something. Although the reason is well understood, it is for his own good... But he has been a human being for decades, and he still can't play. What about the meridian map of the human body, not to mention the self-taught meridian "enlightenment" of a bird body meridian map.

He is the bottleneck!bottleneck!

I have never heard that the bottleneck of practice is the ability to hold back, and it is hard to get happiness. You must learn to let yourself go——

Thinking about the painful experience of being suffocated in the small black room for more than half a month, only to be flatulent and fart, Du Ling made up his mind to escape today.

It just so happened that it was a blessing in disguise, and the bullshit news that caused him to accidentally drop his phone and yell at him can now be used to divert Xiao Laotou's attention.

…What should I do to highlight the "fact" that I am sincerely concentrating on my practice, but I am too angry and sad to be slandered by others, so that I am currently emotionally agitated and unable to enter concentration?

Those black peas and bird eyes rolled around.

Xiao Li is already so used to his way of making jokes about important hurdles in cultivation that he doesn't know what to say, and loses his temper.

Can the heart demon robbery be used as a joke?

But if this kind of verbal karma that I don't take to heart, if I point it out to correct it, it will easily leave traces, and it will not be good for Du Ling's future, so he let it go with a flick of his brow, and focused on the other party. On the next response.

Anyway, he can be punished at any time, as long as Du Ling doesn't suspect that there is something wrong with his own foundation, the rest is just a small way.

Let's see what the little guy is going to do again.

"I'm wanted." Five words with no ups and downs but full of frustration.

At any rate, he has earned living expenses for many years by playing with words. Du Ling also understands the truth that sometimes the simpler the words are, the more powerful they are.

Anyway, the parrot's facial paralysis can't make a pitiful expression, and the natural funny line of voice is even more flawed... So it's troublesome if you don't change your body, but you have to change your original appearance, and it will be cold and flawless every minute Twisting fingers softly, making Xiao Shenxian's prudish, red-eared, red-eared, heart-shattering is nothing to worry about-it's better to experience the vulgar version of double cultivation by rolling the sheets, so it's better to pass the little black room and hold your breath, okay?

At this time, Du Ling couldn't remember the little goblin appearance he had disliked incarnating.

"Did the Demon Control Bureau take action?" Xiao Li asked sharply, and as expected, Du Ling did not pursue the crime of secretly surfing the Internet during retreat.

"Yeah, the other boot that I've been waiting for for so long has finally come down. Although I knew that such a flirtatious boy would definitely not be able to escape the evil hands of those jealous villains, I didn't expect them to find another way and didn't aim at that. The incidents of trading supplies or selling miserably, on the contrary, turned out my shell...ahem...that is, the past and past of the parrot spirit 'Kan Ye'."

To be honest, he himself didn’t know that Kanye had so many great achievements (formerly) in those years, from showing off tricks and instigating a race war, down to cheating a three-year-old doll with lollipops. The dog is extraordinarily lewd, it can be called the hero of the giant deceiving birds, it really makes him very proud...

No wonder!

It’s really hard to find a town to squat under the Demon Locking Tower for hundreds of years without complaining. In fact, judging from the list of the top ten crimes, no matter what you do, you can’t get a fixed-term prison sentence.

And now it's all Du Ling's fault.

You said that he was a big old man who was about to reach the peak of his life back then, is it easy to fall into this situation now...!

"This move is very clever. Not only does it make me very passive, but it can also provoke the relationship between the two of us. In addition, it seems to be justified. It is also in accordance with the law to arrest me. It can whitewash the selfishness of the big bosses behind the scenes. It can be called Kill three birds with one stone." With the drooping hair on the top of his head, Du Ling sighed and analyzed, obviously he can maintain his IQ when he should be serious.

But that's about it for the candid attitude.

"But~~~" Master Niao's voice changed, and he shook his hair in a strange tone: "The so-called magic is one foot tall and the Tao is one foot tall. You told me about how many sins Kanye committed in the past and the present life after being vaccinated, disappeared with his soul, and now being revealed has a little... a little bit of hindrance to my reputation, but those guys took a lot of money I tried my best to use this to manipulate people, and let you, a righteous person who can't rub the sand in your eyes, take the initiative to offer my hands to the plan, but it is self-defeating~"

To be honest, is Kanye really bad enough to be so bad? As far as those rotten things, are they really worthy of a wanted warrant on the homepage of the official website of the Bureau of Demon Control?

It's just to label him, a little demon who is still worth using, as an evil demon heretic, so that Xiao Li, the patron who is in the way, will either take the initiative to draw boundaries or be forced to avoid him. Alchemist Jin was in panic all day long, and took the initiative to surrender. From then on, his red heart turned to...

Hehehe, what a beautiful idea!

After talking about it, the evil flames frightened by the arrest warrant and the top ten crimes have almost dissipated. Du Ling thought that he had sorted things out, and tilted his head to wink at his golden thigh: "Hehe They don't know that our brother's vow of eternal love is stronger than gold, no matter what happens, you can't betray me, Xiao Lizi, right?"

What answered him was a pair of pitch-black phoenix eyes as deep as a cold pool.

and silence.

A suffocating silence.

"...Well, although I was forced to inherit this shell, the previous debts have nothing to do with me, so I don't have to be responsible, right...?" Yes, slowly wilting, Du Ling swallowed hard to verify.

However, Xiao Li still didn't say a word, and stood there imposingly with an expressionless face, and there were four words from head to toe: Unfathomable power of heaven.

So the little cowardly parrot became even more ignorant. He thought of the mysterious reincarnation of cause and effect, good, evil and rewards in various cultivation texts. Since he inherited the shell of others, maybe he really had to bear a debt as high as that mountain... Who knows how to calculate this matter in the mind of His Majesty the Emperor who is stupid from reading?

He trembled cautiously, and moved his little paws in small steps, wiggling and rubbing all the way to Xiao Li's feet, and with a soft slap, he activated his wings to hug his legs to kill: "He will practice Tiantian Xiangdao obediently, those who The most recent crime has a history of more than [-] years! I was not born at that time! No matter how I count it, it should not be counted on me. Even if I want to act according to the law, the criminal prosecution period has passed, so give me a reform. It’s a chance to be a bird again, so that you can make a contribution to the revival of the orthodoxy by keeping a useful body, right!!”

The pitiful and shrunken parrot with white hair performed the first act of acting like a baby, pretending to be cute, and made up his mind that Xiao Shenxian really wanted to be impartial, so he continued to perform the second act of rolling around on the floor.

But in the end, the Emperor of Heaven didn't really have a heart like iron, he saw his eyebrows twitch, and asked in a cold voice: "Is this true?"

"Really, really! Look at my eyes full of real gold and sincerity!!" Du Ling, whose whole bird was attached to his leg, flashed a pair of pikapika's black peas.

Probably his sincerity was finally felt, and after a moment of unfathomable silence, Xiao Li finally nodded his head: "Although the cause and effect have been dissipated with the soul of the evildoer, it is best if you have this determination."

Huh? (⊙v⊙)? ?

"I've already discussed the arrest warrant with the Demon Management Bureau in the morning. In name, you can perform crimes and meritorious deeds in the Lingtian faction, and redeem your crimes." The young Emperor of Heaven, whose gold-lettered sign is still very useful, took out a mobile phone from his trouser pocket, and tapped Open WeChat, call up a micro-group called [Tiantiao Interpretation Committee], and show Du Ling the chat records generously.

……Depend on? ? ! ! !

After all this was done, he still squatted down with a calm, neither proud nor guilty face, reached out to help Du Ling groom his hair, wipe his face, and then put it back in the center of the futon.

"Practice well."

boom.

People withdrew, the door closed again, and the quiet room without even a light source was so quiet that not even the sound of breathing could be heard.

Unable to understand how he sold himself so easily, Master Niao was stunned, with only one line of poems in his mind repeatedly swiping the screen: Once the Internet enters the depths like the sea, from now on the confidant is a passerby!It's a passerby! !

Why did he forget that Xiao Li is no longer the upright, kind, simple and honest young man in the mountain village? Now he is also playing with these things, and he has become a new generation of trendy monks.

As for the high-cold male god who said that the bone fairy is windy, ice-clean, jade-clean, and dust-free...that is just a dream.

Reality TM cuts are black!

Damn, the feathers of the bird in the mountain are wet, regret teaching Xipi to register the account number...