It's not illegal

Although the topic seems to be turning a little bluntly, Xiao Li's most intuitive impression of this "big deal" that made Du Ling happy is just two words: suspicious.

Although he could see that Mo Wentian also consciously took advantage of it and regarded himself as a fool, this did not prevent him from thinking that this transaction was full of doubts—putting aside other things, the Transformation Pill itself was a big deal. It is unheard of and the effect is unknown. Although there are two examples of Arima Zhizhi and Du Ling himself, and they also provided a few samples for inspection, no one knows what the disadvantages of long-term use will be.

Moreover, Huaxing Pill is not a hard currency in the elixir world that can improve one's cultivation level or cure all diseases. He would rather swallow his breath and have a successful transaction, even at a high price, and can't wait for more tests. What exactly do you want?

To be honest, if it wasn't for Li's spiritual spring water that has been integrated into Du Ling's soul, the effect of the pill would be greatly reduced, and the difficulty of refining would also increase several times. Xiao Li would not let this transaction happen at all.

"……what?"

I just asked you to count the money and be happy, why did you mention that silly Duosu taking advantage of you?Du Ling, who was still intoxicated in the treasure mountain, was taken aback for a moment, then rolled his black eyes, and a smirk appeared on his face.

He pretended to sniff his little nose and sniff around, exaggerating: "Oh, why do I smell a sour smell? Could it be that some material has been damaged?"

"..."

After getting a speechless response, he was still playing, and finally "smelled" all the way to his Tiandi boyfriend, and raised his eyebrows triumphantly: "I have identified a bottle of special-grade mature vinegar here, can you explain it to me, Comrade Vinegar Essence?" For a moment, what do you mean by 'Do not touch private property'?"

Molesting people is never a big deal, and he deliberately walks around in front of them with his head held high, arms and legs stretched out, so that Xiao Li can explain clearly which part is privately owned.

Being provoked to this point, no amount of pure heart spells will be effective.

His Majesty the Emperor of Heaven, who couldn't bear it anymore, finally stretched out his long arms, and pressed the little Taoist companion who was too high into his arms: "This is the solution."

After almost grinding his teeth, he lowered his head and began to occupy the mouth that secreted excess saliva when he was full of energy, so as to relieve the thirst in his throat and let his ears rest for a while.

The moment his lips and teeth met, Xiao Li felt that he should have done this a long time ago, joy and satisfaction flowed through his meridians a hundredfold, and one couldn't help but let out a comfortable sigh.

This is the way to conform to the desires of heaven and man. Ordinary people firmly believe that the way of dual cultivation is indispensable for the exchange of soul and flesh, and it really makes sense...

The cultivator's breath was long, and the two just hugged each other and kissed until they were dizzy.

When he was finally let go, Du Ling, who was panting and stamped "owned by the Emperor of Heaven", was already intimidated. He finally realized belatedly that two adult men who had an improper relationship, it would be very difficult to check in. Like the honeymoon suite of a new house, what kind of hint does it represent... So she folded her chest, lowered her head and clamped her legs, and sat obediently in Xiao Li's arms, watching her nose, nose, and heart, and silently recited the mantra of clearing her heart, pretending not to notice that her waist and hips were touching A certain sharp sword—

Even if it is true love, things like chrysanthemums all over the ground can be delayed for a day.

Anyway... Anyway, he didn't want to start the car without any preparation on the big hotel bed that was already stained by the smell of copper, no matter how romantic, appropriate and emotional it was!

Because maybe by dragging and dragging, he will be able to shatter the void and be attacked instead?

She still doesn't know what kind of wild dream the person in her arms is full of running the train. Xiao Li, who is also calmly suppressing his desire, purses his lips and thinks about what he wanted to remind Du Ling to pay attention to before.

It was almost completely melted by the inextinguishable desire.

But before he could find his way back and earnestly persuade him, Du Ling had already opened his mouth to express his position: "...Little Lizi, don't worry about it, I'm not stupid, of course I know that the guy named Mo is so generous and has no good intentions." And people don't think highly of me at all, so don't worry about me being hooked by my golden thigh and running away: "Don't say anything else, just say that he didn't take any markings or protective measures, and just threw such a large sum of money Windfall, nothing more than two possibilities, one is to take advantage of our unpreparedness, and then send a group of people to do it yourself or spread the news to provoke those who see the fortune to make a move. Wealth has a left pocket and a right pocket, and by the way, it will blow your image or even kill me. Take him away together——but this possibility will drop to the bottom after he misunderstands the relationship between us. Maybe people still expect me, the little fairy, Daji, to be born again, to make you, the emperor of heaven, incompetent and incompetent. Woolen cloth."

Du Ling, who didn't know that the Demon Management Bureau really had such a special contribution award, complained very accurately.

"Secondly, it's because of the unequal distribution of spoils between the two of us, and we're at odds. It's best for me to break up with you and take refuge in him... Anyway, I'm trying to make money with someone else, and you lose your wife and lose your army." It’s just wishful thinking.”

Du Ling explained clearly the possible dirty development behind a seemingly fair and friendly transaction, and his tone was lazily careless: "I don't know that I have seen this kind of routine a hundred and eighty times. As far as the trick is not afraid that it will work, but are we afraid of him playing this hand?"

With a wave of his arm and a movement of his divine sense, the babies who rolled all over the bed and piled up a few hills on the floor disappeared, and went to Taoyuan Space to report.

"Are we afraid of being stolen? Or—" While panting heavily, Du Ling still didn't forget to take a bite of the worrying old mother of the Emperor of Heaven, and passed through some spiritual energy by the way: "Afraid of being robbed?"

As for the possibility of the two falling out over such a petty profit, Du Lingti didn't even bother to mention it. He admitted that he was essentially the kind of petty citizen who had never seen anything in the world. As a bait, I think it's not an insult to anyone who can use heavy profit calculations, but who will let him meet this pure, selfless and doting object in front of him?

Du Ling, who was so used to "what's mine is mine and what's yours is mine" by Xiao Li, even if he doesn't believe that he can love deeply without regrets, he still has to believe that there will never be another golden thigh that can make him so arrogant. suspect.

... Once the sea was too difficult for water, Mo Da, don't dream that the little one will betray love!

Originally, Xiao Li, who was worried that Du Ling would be cheated, fell silent, because after thinking about it carefully, he found that what he said made a lot of sense—Taoyuan space and his dual cultivation relationship with Du Ling are very effective trump cards, Mo Wentian No amount of calculation will work.

Then he is always worried, so he must make Du Ling think about it more, and pay attention to what Mo Wentian's ulterior motives are...

"I'm jealous." At first, it was only because I suspected that Mo Wentian's mind was not righteous, and he was practicing evil heretics, but the more I thought about it, the more I felt that it was unreasonable to doubt that Du Ling would be stupid enough to trust each other, so why did I still see them contacting each other? Just full of dissatisfaction?

So there is probably no reason to be jealous, after all, people in love are unreasonable... The Emperor of Heaven, whose thinking was completely misled by Du Pai's fallacy, nodded affirmatively, and admitted generously: "I seem to be very jealous."

"...Karma?" Master Niao, who was enjoying the vanity of the cold male god eating vinegar for me, was stunned.

really--

"So please stop joking when you communicate with outsiders in the future. I don't really like the way you can quickly get acquainted with anyone." Xiao Li said seriously with a natural and open attitude.

"...Hey, why don't you be reasonable? Is my brother such a casual person in your heart?!" Personal freedom is violated, so you have to protest!

"No, but don't you like me being jealous? Jealousy is... there is no need to reason." The Emperor of Heaven, who took the wrong textbook when he first learned about love, was very innocent, and had no idea what Du Ling was talking about.

He thought of when Du Ling misunderstood that he was interested in Zhang Jing and was jealous and awkward, he felt a little sweet in his heart, just now he was found jealous of Mo Wentian, and the other party was also very happy...

…So releasing one’s desire for exclusiveness and finding a reason to be jealous is probably the way of love in this mortal world?

Then Du Ling's occasional blowouts are probably his habit of acting like a spoiled child—after using this self-taught logic to straighten things out, Xiao Li will naturally know how to deal with it next.

He pressed his lover who was two circles smaller than himself back into his arms again, stroked his back and smoothed his hair, and at the same time kissed him lightly on his forehead.

"I like you."

I am delighted that your modern language has also been flexibly mastered. Xiao Li was pleasantly surprised to find that Du Ling's face had turned into a delicious rose color, and he no longer struggled, obediently nestling in his arms like a little milk cat generally.

Well, sure enough, you did it right.

But what to do next, His Majesty the Pure Heavenly Emperor found himself ignorant of this, apart from kissing and caressing, how can men become one?He knew that he was eager to touch the other person's body, to kiss every inch of smooth and delicate skin, but what next...?

Obviously Du Ling knew something, but he was clearly concerned about something, and he was unwilling to teach himself the method—and even if Xiao Li had no experience in this field, he didn't want to be too clumsy because of his male self-esteem. ignorance.

He hated less when the books came to use, and at this time he also regretted a little, not reading those "Cheats of Double Cultivation of Modern Human Beings" that his apprentice downloaded to him.

But anyway, today is good enough so far.

In this way, relying on the willpower of perseverance to become steel, His Majesty the Emperor of Pure Love put his arms around his lover's soft body, pulled a big quilt to wrap the two of them up, forming a warm and private small world.

The bodies were fitted together with only two thin layers of clothing, but this time Du Ling didn't dare to tease him in the dark.

In fact, Du Ling was completely stunned by Xiao Li's sudden enlightenment!

He always felt that there was something subtly wrong, why did he always feel as if he dug a hole and buried himself?Is there anyone who makes such an unreasonable request not to talk to people and not to laugh so confidently? ?

But thinking about it, even with such stupid words, I just feel that this person is so frank and cute, and I don't feel restricted at all. I guess it's because I can't get out of my head in love, so I just give up resisting...

Originally, Du Ling nestled in Xiao Li's arms, not daring to breathe, fearing that if he accidentally seduced the other party's animal nature, he would lose his chrysanthemum, but in the end he couldn't resist the warm and reassuring feeling and yawned a lot, and then The eyelids are fighting a bit.

In the past two days, there were so many things like a revolving lantern, and I was running around in fear, even a goblin couldn't handle it.

The excitement of making a big deal and the shyness of being confessed again gradually receded, and finally only a tidal wave of fatigue was left. Du Ling closed his eyes and subconsciously arched towards the heat source, finding a comfortable and warm position. Falling asleep sweetly.

He would not know how long he had been stared at by a pair of gentle eyes after he fell asleep, nor would he know...

The next day, when I slept refreshed and checked out with Xiao Li hand in hand, why did the sweet and lovely girl at the front desk look so weird.

...Could it be that he is really charming and has a halo of Jack Su, so that wherever he goes, people will fall in love at first sight and be reluctant to part?

Du Ling, who was very inexplicable about this, touched his chin and expressed emotion from the explosion of information: No wonder the face of a fairy has become a vinegar pot, it's all because I am too handsome~

Little did they know, it was all the fault of a clean bedding list.

It's simply immoral to sleep under a quilt even though the whole body exudes the sour smell of love that no strangers should enter!

Or...they actually chose interesting locations without leaving any traces, such as the bathtub, the kitchen, the large French windows on the terrace(?)...then they acted guilty and wiped out the evidence?

The staff members who always feel that after one night, the light between the two is more dazzling, in their boundless brain holes, a series of filthy and roaring trains sped away...

Ah~ The gay world is really unfathomable!