It's not illegal

Of course, in order to urge Taoist companions to correct their cultivation attitudes, it’s fine to teach them a lesson. Naturally, it is impossible for Xiao Li to really lock him up in such a precarious situation, when Du Ling is being targeted by the conscientious people in the Demon Management Bureau. Enter the small black room without asking or hearing.

So before "Du Ziling's Black House Crooked and Wet Three Hundred Chapters" was completed, it Niaohansan came back out of the rivers and lakes again.

The first thing to do when you come out is to find out who is so tricky, and find out all the sins that Kanye committed dozens or hundreds of years ago.

On the surface, this is an unfortunate accidental chain effect. It all started with Sun Xiaoshun making a big fuss in the chicken coop (crossed out)—Deputy Director Qi’s private cave: Although Du Ling didn’t leave Dr. I watched the excitement at the scene, but the situation at the time was pleasant to hear. It was the elite officers of the dragon group who went through many twists and turns to break into the enemy's interior, and caught the ambitious Qi Fengyu who wanted to expand the race and tried to provoke the war between the monster race and the human race; It doesn't sound good, it's just that he made a big fuss over a little realgar wine, offending his colleague (Wang Huo) from the executive deputy director of the Demon Control Bureau to the arrest brigade (Wang Huo) and intimidated innocent people with a bad attitude The monster people must at least be given a punishment for excessive law enforcement.

The so-called death of a snake will be harmed by it. Although the appointment and dismissal of high-level personnel of the Demon Management Bureau depends on the background and influence, the most important thing is to look at the cultivation level. Although Qi Fengyu's conspiracy was exposed, he fell two times without cultivation base. The family power has not been lost, so although many powers at hand are restricted, Comrade Ye Jijing's position as the executive deputy director will not be lost.

If he doesn't lose his seat, then it's unlucky for Sun Xiaoshun, a idiot like Xiao Xiami who only relies on passion.

After being rewarded for meritorious deeds, someone stuffed a pair of small shoes. The leader said that Comrade Sun Xiao is good everywhere, but he is not flexible enough, so you should go to the archives room for a while and learn from the advanced experience of your predecessors.

With such a fluffy sentence, an excellent front-line soldier was swept into the pile of old papers to eat ashes.

However, Sun Xiaoshun really deserves to be the most righteous and law-abiding comrade in the goblin world. Unlike his troublesome ancestors who made everyone unhappy, he really regarded every word of the leader as a standard, and sincerely read and sorted out those expired files Come.

After sorting it out, I found that in the old forgotten Nie Yaolu, there was a figure that looked very familiar: Nie Yao Files n0.09737

Name: Kanye (the first commonly used pseudonym)

Species: Sunflower Cockatoo

Cultivation: initial stage of transformation

Summary of characteristics: Good at verbal deception, spreading rumors, unfair transactions, interfering in mortal life and causing social panic, usually using deception to make close ones execute the criminal process on their behalf or become their backers.

Dangerous level: Special B level (the cultivation base is not strong enough, but it is extremely harmful to the stability policy of demon-human co-prosperity)

Criminal record: ...

Well, it’s almost no need to think about it, and you can directly check the number. The 66th generation grandson of the great sage, who is jealous of hatred, immediately remembered that a certain mortal owner was killed innocently by lightning. I bought a parrot that made up the ability to deceive people without paying for their lives.

Although Sun Xiaoshun and Du Ling had been friends with each other on WeChat after going through the ups and downs together, the undercover and anti-undercover demon incident, but this little face-saving friendship is in front of the true and selfless Wei Guangzheng. Does it work?

Answer: It doesn't matter what the fart is.

So the one who robbed the luck of the mortal 'Du Ling', and also deceived the Emperor Li Jie and the high-level officials of the Demon Management Bureau, although his cultivation base was backward, but he mastered alchemy, so the even more dangerous old wanted criminal, Kanye, was just like that. Sun Qianjing, who can shine anywhere with gold, caught it out with his golden eyes, and then reported it to the righteous and exterminated relatives.

"Fucking monkey, we're done with friends!!!" Niaoye Songzhuo recorded his angry howls into a wx message, and then received a prompt in seconds: You are not the other party's friend, are you...

Hehehe, I also dragged my grandfather into the dark.

Du Ling immediately decided that this kind of person who is full of cement in his head should not be bothered with him. Anyway, he can't understand the dark side of politics when explaining the unspoken rules to him.

But Wang Huhu and Manniang can explain it, and inquire about the news by the way, to see what ordinary monsters think about the overwhelming arrest warrants.

Du Ling felt that in order to cover up his windfall, he did not take the lead in the industry for several months. Otherwise, he would not have been left behind by the tide of the times, and he would have been frightened to death by the official notice without hearing any news.

Although Xiaolizi got a parole by playing political deals after learning badly, will this affect her glorious and great image in the eyes of the younger reserve soldiers...?

As a result, everyone was busy with their own careers, and no one took the arrest warrant posted on the official website seriously.

To put it more bluntly, like the official government homepage with an ultra-low update frequency, the bulletin board with dead mosquitoes in the reflective glass, and the A4 posted on the elevator door

Black-and-white printed notices that are often torn up by cheap hands... and so on, only interested parties will read them carefully, even Du Ling himself?

If he didn't want to find out how the Demon Management Bureau planned to spend a lot of money to buy the Transformation Pill Formula, he wouldn't have remembered to visit the official website 800 years ago.

Anyway, no one would break into the door and arrest him to make roasted birds. Thinking of Du Ling's IQ, which was frightened by the arrest warrant before, he had also been abducted back, and he began to feel leisurely and Xiao Li lamented that Mo Wentian really had a deep scheming heart. : He held the existence of Transformation Pill tightly, probably planning to make a big fortune.As a cutting-edge monster clan power, this ambitious deputy director's foundation is still shallow, and he can take this opportunity to absorb a large number of vassals.

"... No wonder the buyout contract was signed so simply. I guess I was afraid of long nights and dreams. I would rather pay for it out of my own pocket and get the alchemy first. It's no wonder I was hung on the wall, master of alchemy. The treasure that the emerging powers dream of and strive for~" The parrot boasted shamelessly, shaking the top of its head into a bright yellow chrysanthemum.

However, he did not wrong Mo Wentian. Although the incident of being wanted by Qi Fengyu on the surface seems to be a coincidence driven by Qi Fengyu's influence, but if Deputy Director Mo didn't turn a blind eye, it would be impossible to make trouble Everyone knows the front page.

"It's just alarmist talk but no actual action. I guess he's selling me, but what is he trying to do with this half-lazy thing? It's not that the young master is so stupid that he can't see through such a clumsy trick, and he will suddenly increase his favorability with a wave of his hand." Smacking his mouth, Du Ling was still rather puzzled by this.

"This is testing me." Xiao Li solved the confusion with one sentence, the answer was simple but convincing.

Compared with a half-baked alchemist who can barely transform into form and doesn't know how to praise, Xiao Li, the newly appointed "Lord of the Heavenly Court", is indeed more worthy of attention for an ambitious and rising monster. It is really a lucrative business to test out his character and bottom line through some small things.

"Oh." Du Ling nodded his head clearly: "It's a good idea, but it's useless."

It's the same as provoking uselessness. His "life experience" as a synthetic demon is too strange, and ordinary brain circuits can't guess the truth. Of course, exposing his old background will not be able to test Xiao Li.

After all, if the grievance is wrong, the debt is not right, so Du Ling didn't have to be responsible for what Kanye did.

Thinking about it like this is really no burden, the only thing that can make Du Ling feel a little uncomfortable is the resentment from Sun Xiaoshun, a great hero who saved the world in his previous life, but Master Bird was not a groupie at first, and now he embraces a more pure and authentic Golden thighs, so he doesn't care about the little emotions of the key members of the dragon group towards him.

And maybe the end of the world won't come... After counting, it's still half a year before the catastrophe of the last life, Du Ling finally pays attention to this menstruation topic again: ——Will the end of the world come or not?

This is really a good question. It stands to reason that for an orthodox Taoist sect like the Lingtian sect, the heirs should be able to count, not to mention that Xiao Li is still a serious heavenly court with the title of "Haotian Jinque Supreme Supreme Miaofa Tongming Emperor" Lord, no matter what, you should have some sense of whether the operation of the heaven is normal.

But the actual situation is that if you are not good at it, you are not good at it, and those who are sealed are also sealed. They have no eyesight about the future direction of the general trend of heaven.

That is to monitor whether there are any abnormal phenomena in various places, so that the actual combat effectiveness of the little demons under the Lingtian faction is unknown, but they first have the number of the information warfare unit, and His Majesty the Heavenly Emperor, who used to be inhumane, has also been labeled as A generation of Internet addicted youth.

#I will cry if I continue. #

But sometimes, no news is a message in itself.

At least from Xiao Li's point of view, he himself is really not good at divination, or because it is closely related to his own destiny, it is normal for the heavenly secrets to be obscured, but he borrowed his cultivation to try to communicate with the heavens, and his attempt to call the star officials failed. If it fails, there is definitely a problem.

"It has been said that there is something wrong with those star officials, but you still don't believe it." As a supporter of conspiracy theories that is rare to be accurate, Du Ling shrugged his wings in a very humane manner.

"I don't believe it." Stretching out his hand to fiddle with the stupid hair on the top of his head, and pinching the soft tip of his wings, Xiao Li sighed silently in his heart.

In fact, those old star officials who stayed in the heavenly court to maintain its basic operation had different intentions, and the guess of rejecting him, the newly ascended so-called emperor of heaven, was the better of all possibilities.I'm afraid that the world's heavenly and spiritual reincarnation really has come to an end, making it impossible for the so-called "star officials" whose physical bodies have already decayed and only their souls to exist.

Not responding to his call is not because he is unwilling, but because he has been unable to respond or has even dissipated at all... What Xiao Li worried about was never any subordinate who betrayed and betrayed him, but that the whole world was coming to an end.

But there is no need to explain this kind of worry to Du Ling in detail. Anyway, this little thing who believes in man's determination to conquer nature must not understand. He didn't want Du Ling and Tianting to be contaminated with too much karma and bear extra responsibilities.

Although maybe since he got a second life, that knot won't be untied...

Not understanding Xiao Li's extraordinarily heavy intentions, he just felt that Master Bird, who was being touched and teased, shook his hair and jumped back to hide.

He still remembers that he was tricked just now!

Moreover, she pretended to be shy when in human form, and moved her hands and feet so naturally when in bird form, hum, hypocrisy, don't touch me!

"Anyway, there's not much progress, so it's better to stay unchanged and improve your own strength is the last word, so I'll refine a few batches of spirit pills to stock up?" Du Ling quietly moved to the window while cautiously tentatively.

Although it's not fun to rub small mud balls while lighting a fire with your cultivation base, you can gain a sense of accomplishment anyway, and it's better than continuing to hold your fart in a small black room.

"Hmm..." The Emperor of Heaven, who had already been labeled as prudish, pondered, and the topic returned to the most troublesome matter of Du Ling's lack of progress in cultivation.

Originally, he wanted Du Ling to completely use the demon pill left by Kanye for his own use, so as to at least have the cost of self-protection, but in the end it caused a lot of worries.

The difficulty in this aspect also made Xiao Li subconsciously think of the unbreakable cultivation base lock on his body. All the meridians are unimpeded, and he can operate Qi and use spells, but the inner palace is sealed, as if it does not exist. Self-absorbing and storing spiritual energy...

Is it a superb method not mentioned in the records of the Heavenly Court?Or has something already happened, but the people in the game can't detect it?

Or just a coincidence?

But all practitioners know well that there is no real coincidence in this world, and all "effects" that have occurred must have at least one "cause" that can be traced back.

I also want to continue to insist that the mismatch between the human soul and the demon body is not appropriate to explain Du Ling's stagnation.

Although he always complained that he couldn't adapt to the meridians of birds, and always laughed at himself that being stupid and not enlightened is not a material for cultivation, but Xiao Li knew that Du Ling was actually very transparent and spiritual. It is also impossible to cooperate with him to perform the dual cultivation technique without knowing much about it, let alone draw amulets to cast spells, or even blend and refine a brand new elixir.

So what exactly interfered with Du Ling's way of practice?

He didn't care about Du Ling's behavior of taking his contemplation as acquiescence and happily sneaking out of the window. Xiao Li, who didn't want to put this question aside, frowned, and checked for suspicious things little by little.

In fact, it is not difficult to figure out, there are many strange things about Du Ling, but tracing back to the source, they all should be in the Taoyuan space brought by his ancestral jade talisman.

And that was a piece of broken heaven that fell to the mortal world...

Heaven, heaven—

Thinking of the sudden flash of inspiration here, Xiao Lizheng felt that he had vaguely caught the tail of the secret, and suddenly shook the mountain for a while!Not to mention that the furniture in the room was turned upside down, even he himself was almost unable to stand upright because he was out of his mind.

earthquake?

But to what extent can an earthquake affect the Lingtian faction's mountain protection array——

Concentrating on himself, Xiao Li didn't waste time on detours any longer. He imitated Du Ling, leaning on the window edge, and turning over in a chic posture.

When his feet landed on the ground, before he could concentrate to check what happened, he was hit by a white thing straight on his face.

Picking off Du Ling, who was in a panic, from his face, and smoothing his hair dumbfounded, Xiao Li heard the murmur as if his throat had been choked: "...As expected, nothing in this world is going to happen. After repeating... Xiao Lizi, look at what we just said, the doomsday said Cao Cao Cao Cao is coming!!"

Seeing that Du Ling still wanted to play tricks, Xiao Li shook his head helplessly, and then began to pay attention to what happened. His sense of the operation of the Dao of Heaven was still blank...

...

wrong!

This is different from the blankness that cannot be felt, but the feeling itself that once existed, turned into nothingness!

The spiritual energy between the heaven and the earth is surging crazily, and the sky has already collapsed, and the sea has been turned upside down.

But the law of heaven that should start from the birth of this world in the legend and end with the disappearance of this world has become intermittent and fragmented.

To use a rhetoric that Du Ling often uses, it is broken into slag.

The catastrophe has come——