It's not illegal

Seeing that the two monsters couldn't beat them, they turned into monsters and left in a hurry, but Xiao Li, who had the upper hand, didn't catch up. Instead, he threw the detector casually, and stood there with a cold face, scratching Sun Xiaoshun anxiously. Finally realized that there seemed to be something wrong with this.

This Heavenly Emperor of Calamity is obviously not bewitched by the goblin, is he?

Then why, did he say——

"Well, Shangxian, did I delay something...?"

Sun Xiaoshun, who always felt that he was enforcing the law impartially, suddenly felt a little guilty. He secretly prayed to God to bless him, so that he would not really do the one thing he usually despises most, called breaking the undercover identity.

However, God did not hear his prayer. The representative of the Heavenly Court turned his face and looked at him quietly with a pair of cold, bottomless eyes.

Without saying a word, it is unpredictable.

Not knowing that there was no one chasing after them, the poor bandits flew in the mountains like headless flies for a long time, and finally reached the edge of the national road on the other side of the mountains before dawn.

I was so tired that I wanted to lie on the ground and stick out my tongue.

At least the horse just knelt down without knowing it, looking like a dead dog wheezing and panting, and it was hard to tell that the promised mule had strong stamina, and it was indeed a pampered new-age waste.And Du Ling, who knew it was acting, but still had to exert all his strength in order not to lose him, also sat down on the ground sweating profusely, holding his head and just wanted to roll his eyes.

All kinds of worries flashed through his mind like a scrolling screen: Jin Jingjian was still lying in his own space sleeping, and Xiao Li, who had no cultivation base, would he be bullied by that stunned young man Sun Xiaoshun?What should Xiao Li do if he can't find himself without the password...

There was a lot of worry, and it was finally summed up in one sentence:

#Separation came too fast and I was caught off guard. #

'In the future, I must find an opportunity to cut a meal at the teaser sent by that monkey! Panting fiercely, Du Ling finally completely threw the slight admiration from his previous life into the toilet, and flushed it away.

"Hey, brother Ma, can you change back quickly, I will not be able to stop the cart with a mule in the morning." Finally he recovered his breath, and he began to preemptively dislike the unknown appearance of the horse.

"Hey, hey, it can't be done," Ma Zhizhi sighed for a long time, because of the revolutionary friendship that escaped together, he no longer guarded against Du Ling's truth-telling: "Don't talk about transforming into shape, I'm still close to it." Daoxing, no one helps to transform the human form, whoever sees it will call a monster, it's better to pretend to be an ordinary mule."

He flicked his tail and stomped his hooves, conjuring a set of harness for himself very skillfully. It is not good for people to change. This spell has been practiced for hundreds of years, and now the details are detailed, vivid and reliable.

"Anyway, you can find the office in the next county and send it. You, Mr. Kan, work hard and walk with me. If it's really not possible, I can carry you on my back."

It doesn't matter if you are a mule-rider or something, Du Ling thought for a while and waved his hand silently. He probably doesn't mind if he is still a parrot now, but he still has to be more reserved when he is a human being.

And now he should put on a hard-hit state, always remembering the self-cultivation of an undercover agent, Du Ling glanced at the road sign 25 kilometers away from Mao County, and walked forward with his head buried.

The horse didn't know that of course it wasn't so active and insisted on being ridden by others. When he saw that he declined, he also kicked and followed, and as Du Lin expected, he began to ask: "Hey, Mr. Kan, wait for the old man." Ma, I really didn't expect that that pretty little face of yours has such a big background~"

Probably because he felt that both of them lost face and no one should try to put on airs, he shook his mule's head meanly, "Tsk tsk tsk, I can't tell, as expected, Renxiu is treacherous and cunning. I want to cheat you~~"

Du Ling felt that there was no need to be patient at this time, so he directly kicked the stupid mule's ass, and shouted: "Shut up tmd!!"

Seeing him getting angry from embarrassment, Ma Bubu became even more excited: "Speaking of which, I don't blame you for your inexperience in the world. Officials are like that. If you don't wipe your mouth after eating, you will be cruel... Oh, I'm talking about little brother, who are you and him?" Who is it? I remember that in the previous promotional video it was said that the little Heavenly Emperor is not too different from a mortal."

As he said that, he glanced down three times, until Du Ling took out a handful of talismans and made a gesture to hit him, then he took two steps back and became more honest, but he still muttered incessantly:

"I've done everything and no one is allowed to ask... Anyway, let's talk about why I got mixed up with Tiandi and rolled on the bed. Even if I don't recognize my face, there is still... there is that parrot on TV. How about making a sign? Eh? Speaking of birds? Haven’t you seen them?” Ma Bubu began to wonder in a low voice again, whether the unlucky parrot that was repaired by the wrong person has been stewed.

Hehe, I'm sorry, I'm his registered trademark parrot. I haven't come out of the mountain for half a year, so I forgot that I'm still an Internet celebrity.

The corners of Du Ling's mouth twitched, but he couldn't help feeling a little scared: I'm afraid that out of a natural sense of vigilance against human monks born in the right way, all the monsters have paid attention to that episode of "Out of Superstition·Internal Edition", which is a set of rhetoric made up by the old pig spirit self-righteously. , and the impact is far greater than they thought.

The only good thing is that Xiao Li didn't show his face directly in the film, so the outsiders like Ma Buzhi couldn't recognize him. What's more troublesome is that his parrot prototype must never be exposed again.

"I've never seen that parrot before. If I recognize him, can I believe him? Does the young master look like such a stupid person? He looks like a mortal who doesn't understand anything. The young master originally wanted to Teach him how to use it for a long time.” He pretended to be very sad and indignant in a low voice, and made up nonsense: “I just met him in the bar, and he looked so cold and challenging, so…”

"Just playing with yourself? Hey, come on, Renxiu is so old, cunning, and ruthless. I guess that little parrot will have no good end, maybe it has been boiled and eaten." Li, but as a monster who was born on the tail of the era when Taoist priests slayed demons and slayed demons, and cramped their skins to get demon pills, his feelings towards human monks were cruel, brutal and shameless indeed from the bottom of his heart.

So he felt that the ridicule was almost over, so he comforted Du Ling instead: "Don't worry too much about it, which monster didn't meet a few scumbags when he was young? Anyway, it's not a big loss for us. Now the law enforcement in the bureau pays attention to evidence Those who are not directly arrested are not counted, and the surname Mo does not dare to attack our adults casually."

"Oh." Wearing the miserable demon hat of "being abandoned by the evil people", Du Ling felt that he could save his saliva, and just act dejectedly and act like he was hurt too much.

In fact, I was afraid that I would laugh when I opened my mouth, and I could still cook the goblin... Pfft, this goblin is quite drunk when he tries to save others by himself.

But when I thought about it, I was about to be washed and eaten, and I still took the initiative to send it to others to ask for supplements, and felt that this mule was truthful to some extent, so I hurriedly pinched myself to drive away the inappropriate shame in my head In the shameful scene, he turned his face back to pale.

"Come on, you really don't need to be so depressed. It's hard to find three-legged toads, but two-legged people are everywhere. With your face and figure, what kind of one will you find in the future?"

It's not like me. I'm not born with a deficiency, but my roots are cut off the day after tomorrow. Just thinking about it brings tears.

Ma Buzhi flicked his tail again, "But it's not bad to think about it from another angle. At least if you go to the mobilization meeting like this, you can be considered a famous teacher, and you can get a spot to speak on stage."

"What?" Du Ling really didn't understand this time.

"—Anti-Humanity Mobilization Conference, and the 750th Third Session of the Persecuted Monster Clan Complaints Conference. There are many compatriots who have been deceived by human beings. "

Seeing that Du Ling was still at a loss, Ma didn't know that this was the kind of obedient baby who slipped out of the hidden world. It didn't matter how bad or sophisticated his words were, but his feelings were still delicate and fragile, and he even hugged unscrupulous humans. There are boring naive fantasies, so I encouraged him more: "The story of your true love and commitment to a liar is the most popular. Remember to emphasize your sincerity and change your mind and become a demon again for the sake of the dog. I remember the one who won the championship before. The story of Du Shiniang is similar to yours, she cried as well as she sang, and it is said that she even made up a storybook by herself, and now she is the local director of Province J."

"..."

Du Ling felt a little stomachache.

He began to regret that he went deep alone to be this undercover agent.

#The style of painting is different from what was agreed. Is it too late to quit now? #

#Worthy of being the teaser of the behind-the-scenes boss, can this be better! #

#唱烈also sells the style and sells the rules, here you come and think you are the general election of a good fairy in China! ! #

In short, I really want to call my boyfriend, and beg him to go home, wash and sleep...

Especially at this time, a minibus roared past him, probably because he was accompanied by a big animal, the drivers didn't bother to slow down and ask him if he would take a ride.

Du Ling felt even more tired.

"Do we have to walk over like this?" The sun was gradually rising but he felt colder in his body and colder in his heart. Du Ling felt that he had to fight quickly before his heart died in ashes.

"Uh?"

"I told you before that I came out of the mountain this time because I made a powerful elixir..." Determined to try to save himself before he really retreated, Du Ling took a deep breath, turned his head and showed a brilliant confession to the mule smile:

"My friend, have you ever heard of elixir? Eat the kind that can directly transform into shape."

Sitting at the scene of the forgotten number of anti-human mobilization and goblin sales conference, Du Ling felt that after his stomach cramps and heart tiredness, he had finally triggered the ultimate physiological reaction.

Now I have finally returned to the state where there is an egg in the crotch and I can feel the pain at any time, and I feel the true meaning of life... #全是做尖#.

With dead eyes, he grabbed a large handful of popcorn and stuffed it into his mouth, chewing viciously.

If I knew it earlier, I wouldn't have wasted that precious elixir for Ma Zhihua's transformation, because I didn't have much in stock.As a result, it is fine to change into a real horse face that focuses on lonely life. Du Ling really doesn't want to recall the later development:

After getting the human form, the two of them naturally stopped the car. After entering the city, under the leadership of Ma Buzhi, they went straight to the police station and surrendered... Borrowing the toilet, opening the innermost door where the cleaning supplies were locked, and went straight to the anti-human Mobilize the conference venue.

Ma Bubu also specifically told him that this is the back door opened by borrowing the official teleportation method of the Demon Management Bureau. When unlocking it, you must turn left three times. If it is reversed and turn to the right, you will directly enter the bureau... …Du Ling now feels that he has exhausted all his efforts and lost all desire to complain.

However, the follow-up told him that he was still simple.

At least he never expected that he would start his thrilling undercover career as a live spectator at the Huaxia Fairy Salesman Competition.

Oh, if you just can’t get enough of watching it and get emotionally motivated to go on stage to denounce the evil human forces and show your ideals such as being physically disabled/having a dream/counterattacking the scum, etc., he still has a piece of registration office Miss Rabbit with red eyes and sniffing her nose The guest badge with the number c382538 is strong, and you can go directly to the stage when you put it on.

As an outfield employee, Ma Buzhi changed his contact information with him and then went out to report back, leaving him alone to watch the "performance" inside.

In fact, the purpose of the conference was very clear. It required members of the organization to communicate regularly, and encouraged new members to take the courage to confess their journeys in public. It was to enhance the mutual understanding of these monsters who are hostile to humans, so that they can join forces with each other.

Helpless character (?), I don't know why it became a variety show.

For example, this one on stage right now...one...one?Mermaid.

The goblin girl whose scientific name is Bohai Yuren looks like a mermaid in her childhood fantasy. She came to the stage with a full body and a plain voice. She cried and complained about malicious development by human beings. When her family was ruined and the entire group was left with only one fish left, Du Ling, a human being, had a prickly conscience and shame. She wished she could swear at the government for not being a businessman and post a [-]-character microblog right now.

(Here, I want to specifically explain that there are wifi and 4g signals in the venue, full grid, like it)

However, Du Ling hasn't finished writing yet, and the stage has already begun to unfold—just continue to present the data to make sense, isn't it good to publish an environmental pollution investigation report? Why did the conversation suddenly change and talk about you and a certain fishing village? Boy's love story? !Consider the feelings of the audience who are filled with righteous indignation and worry about the country and the people, but skip to the romantic drama in the next second? ?

The academic hard hammer of a high school was mixed into Tian Leiwen without warning. What kind of black-hearted boy deceived an ignorant mermaid girl to get pregnant out of marriage, and used her tears to make a fortune. After getting the first pot of gold, he turned his face and refused Recognition of people, Bao Xiaomi bought a house in the mainland, and used money to invest in factories to illegally discharge sewage in order to poison the whole family of the yellow-faced woman.

The whole style of painting is wrong, okay?

Finally, I will sing a song to commemorate her broken heart and dead love (what about the dead family? No, what about the ruined homeland!!?)

Sitting in the middle of a group of monster audiences who were so touched that their noses were red and crying, Du Lingmu deleted the half-written long comment word by word, feeling that the serious business of environmental protection should be left to the reliable part of human beings. Think for yourself.

He has only one request for this group of monsters (funny) spirits——

If you sell miserably, you will sell miserably. I beg you to complain seriously and don't add so many messy talent shows!

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Du Ling: ...I refuse to be compatriots with these funny comparisons (Manual goodbye