It's not illegal

When the little mermaid finished singing, a group of monsters applauded and expressed their willingness to support her in causing trouble at the reclamation site, which made the scumbag kneel down and beg for mercy, leave the house and leave the huge fortune to the mermaid crush.

Then find a Yaozu second spring and it will be a happy ending.

Wait a minute Σ(°△°)... What about the life and death of the polluted sea area and the aquarium? !

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However, this is just the beginning.

Then there is his own family, the Hehuaque Children's Choir, whose entire group is about to be eaten up, and the head of the tenor who has been squatting for several years because of overthrowing the island nation's whaling team. Whale men and the disabled pet acrobatic troupe accusing their owners of abandoning and being irresponsible for the abuse... Du Ling can't help but laugh, but he also understands that these goblins have various reasons for hating humans, but all of them are tenable.

Maybe they just hide their true emotions so deep that they don't want to show their real wounds to strangers.

Although they are all elves, they are not of the same clan in the final analysis, so there is no eye-catching plot. Based on the boring data, I am afraid that no one will care much about what happened to other people's homeland.

Indifference and selfishness are the common characteristics of intelligent life, just like most modern people don't care about how the orangutans live in the rainforest, and a cat demon doesn't care about the extinction of some kind of wild dog tens of thousands of kilometers away.

But what if there is a specific story that catches the eye, moves the heart, or tears you up?Indifference may turn into empathy if it has nothing to do with you.

So now that there are so many monsters here, it has to rely on goofy jokes to arouse those rather cheap sympathies.

Of course, those feelings come and go quickly. Most people show enough of their kindness and nobility, and forget it in an instant when they have filled up the justice value. Only a few of them can really transform into actual power.

No wonder the threshold for this venue is so low, and it’s held directly in Qi Daneng’s cave without any secrecy measures——Du Ling smiled embarrassedly, thinking that Ma didn’t know how much risk he had taken, but in the end he was only ushered in. You can't be seen by the real members of the organization who are secretly screened, but you have to look at the tendencies revealed in the performance: Is it really incompatible with human beings and dares to risk the world?

Or even though they resent and disappoint some people, they still have illusions about the human race, or feel that they are passing by, and after venting, they still want to be a turtle and don't want to cause trouble.

It seems that he really has to find a way to make up a set of rhetoric that is incompatible with human beings?

Is it enough to be deceived just by being deceived...

Du Jingye's little undercover agent Ling was thinking while playing with his mobile phone, his parrot shell is indeed a species banned from international trade, but unfortunately the real body cannot be exposed, so which species should he play to sell sympathy?

Speaking of which, with the big round eyes, doll face and black hair, it seems appropriate to say that I am a peregrine falcon, and how miserable it is to suffer from a falcon, just imagine that I was imprisoned without eating or drinking, yelling at me all day long and not letting me sleep... Try After substituting it, I shuddered, and my heart was filled with the urge to tear those demons and humans apart!

Probably because he was too involved in his thinking and his expression was too serious, he attracted people who also felt that this variety show stage was unreliable.

The big palm of the cattail fan slapped him on the back unceremoniously, and a rough voice sounded above his head: "—Little brother, you are also planning to seriously denounce human crimes, but you are disgusted by this group of dreamers, right? "

This voice, tone, and intensity of blows are all a little familiar...

A bad premonition rose in Du Ling's heart.

He rubbed his sore back, slowly raised his head, and then felt that his eyes went dark——

The premonition came true... Nima, isn't this Wang Ba Tian! ! !

Almost reflexively, Du Ling wanted to say hello and say that you are here after a long time. Fortunately, he braked in time, knowing that the other party just came to strike up a conversation and didn't recognize him at all.

It's great that I can't take pictures because I have become a bad boy!

He quickly restrained his surprise, made a reserved smile, and asked Wang Huo to sit down next to him, "It feels different from what I imagined... Are you?"

"Miangui's surname is Wang, and he has a tiger head, but this time it's not because of our pimples," Wang Huo, who was disappointed with the exaggerated atmosphere in the venue, shook his head, and then naturally took a look at Du Ling's phone screen: "Little brother, are you in the afternoon session? Is this the material for a speech?"

He was familiar with him, and he was somewhat accustomed to his character of pointing at Jiangshan. Du Ling, who was approached by the other party for the third time in his life, did not avoid it, and showed him his mobile phone openly.

They are all falcons that have been boiled miserably. When it comes to the cruelty of boiled eagles and the success rate of narrow escapes, people in Wang Huhu's circle gave him popular science.

Sure enough, Tiger Wang showed sympathy from the bottom of his heart when he saw it: "It's too miserable... Tsk tsk, your ecology is no better than the brothers in South China."

As a top predator with a strange world view to a certain extent, although Wang Batian has been fighting for the survival rights of his prey, he is also very patient with competitors who are not at the same level: "This is not yet summed up." What? The projection facilities in this venue are so good, you can’t go up there empty-handed.”

"No... I actually haven't decided whether to participate or not." Du Ling made a hesitant and unconfident look. He was still considering whether to use a scumbag to learn from it. What about Yu Mengmeng's story of being abandoned after being abused and abused? Although enthusiastic netizens may scold buns and dogs for a long time, maybe this group of old goblins will eat it?

Wrong focus—all brainwashed... Du Ling rubbed his temples. It doesn't matter whether he can win applause or turn on the lights. The important thing is to express his anti-human tendencies and win the trust of the organizers behind the scenes!Then add a story about being rescued by human law enforcement agencies with great difficulty, but being cut off wings and locked in a private zoo, eating dead rats and plague chickens every day, and being watched by thousands of people and photographed by thousands of people?

It seems that the black compatriots are a little bit uneasy...

Misunderstood that he was embarrassed by the content of the speech, Wang Huo patted his chest again boldly: "Little brother, you look young and tender, and it happens that I am the last one in the morning session, you can refer to it!"

After finishing speaking, he confidently walked backstage with his thick briefcase in his hands, making his mighty and domineering appearance, instantly turning the tearful Huaxia Goblin King's scene into a press release hall for the Global Climate Summit.

Then there's the cold.

cold field

cold field

cold field

Cold... (manual bye bye

The red-faced monsters who were excited by the crowd just now began to invite their friends to pack their things, and they left the venue together to eat and go to the bathroom. In the gradually empty auditorium, Du Ling didn't leave, but he was also bowing his head to play with his mobile phone.

[Fairy Face: It's here. 】

The corners of Du Ling's mouth curled up unconsciously. It seemed that Xiao Li had also successfully dealt with Sun Xiaoshun, and followed the clues he had sent. I don't know how the guy who talked so little managed to fool the silly monkey?He gleefully moved his fingers like flying, and clattered back a bunch of information about the specific situation here, almost humming a song and putting away the phone.

Thinking that the Heavenly Emperor Da Da, who only uses two sticks to deal with any monsters, is nearby now, I don't feel irritable at all, and the hairs that have been blowing up in my heart have calmed down.

The heart that had been hanging all this time fell back into his belly peacefully, and Du Ling thought about continuing to shine and be a good undercover agent, so as to accelerate his qualifications to be a leading party.

So he took out a small notebook and bowed his head in meditation for a while, stared at Wang Huo for a few quick notes and nodded thoughtfully, perfectly showing his superb acting skills when he was dealing with supplementary lessons in the third year of high school.As the bottom of the grades, he can be regarded as a scumbag of the powerful school who is playing abnormally and trying to comfort Jiafeng Mutantly. His feelings are so sincere and his performance is so active, which naturally attracted the attention of the host.

So very smoothly, after Wang Huo left the stage lonely and bowed, as the only enthusiastic audience who applauded enthusiastically, he was invited by the organizer to have lunch together to discuss cooperation.

Plan pass√

Du Ling was very proud of this, if it weren't for the pressure of the stereotyped talisman, the few crown feathers on his head would definitely be rebellious.

However, the place where the owner of the cave invited him to have a private dinner might not be easy to find. Anyway, he was a little dizzy after going around for a few times, so he had no choice but to believe that the "own tracking method" that Xiao Li assured him was true, so he didn't think about it for the time being. Questions, concentrate on playing the role of unlucky monsters who have been deeply hurt by humans.

To be honest, if it weren't for Wang Huhu, the careless and enthusiastic big brother from the Northeast, standing in front of him, allowing him to play the role of a little boy who is a little at a loss and has not yet entered the state, Du Ling really doesn't know how to continue play on.

This lunch was also too hard, and my face was in danger of cracking several times——

First of all, what he didn't expect was that Boss Qi, who was supposed to be hiding behind the scenes forever still holding his pipa half-hidden, why did he appear in such a big way on the head seat of the banquet table? !

Isn't he afraid of being reported for illegal assembly and wolf ambition...?

Later, when I thought about it carefully, I was really not afraid. This mobilization meeting looked like a draft event. It was free admission, no advertisement placement, no commercial activities involved, and the venue was full of signals and free Internet access.

Thinking about it this way, Du Ling seriously became unfathomable with Qi Fengyu's seductive face and gay gay gaudy attire.

The next round of introductions made him even more convinced that this was indeed a hidden wisdom in the market, because the sad little mermaid who sang and distorted the atmosphere of the audience was the "actor" invited by Qi Fengyu!And those brain-dead and shocking plots were randomly picked from the popular jokes of mortals, and they were specially used to attract the government spies who were disgusted by the crowd and mixed in.

I feel so smart, I can't see that he is so scheming.

"It's best to let those things who are willing to be dog legs think that we are just so stupid and vulgar. When the truth comes out, we must take a good look at their violent faces hahaha."

#……I’m really sorry that the joke is too cold to be happy#

Thinking that the Boss of the End Times is a fan of Runaway Manga and Little Star called Beast just like himself, I feel ashamed and feel that I can no longer get excited after saying goodbye to my youth.

Du Ling felt that he was not the only one, but also Wang Huo sitting on his right, the little mermaid singer on his right, and the humpback whale man on his left.

However, a big demon who can control the eutrophication of seawater by purchasing cage culture without anyone knowing it, and reach a cooperation with the aquarium that has been wandering outside the jurisdiction of the Demon Management Bureau and refuses to belong to it will never Possibly as pompous and gullible as he appears.

Seeing him directly calling Wang Huohu Captain Wang, and saying that he actually admired your serious work attitude a long time ago, Du Ling knew that this pheasant spirit was really scheming, and he was taking the route of slowly eroding the edge, and every word he said The sentences are ambiguous, even if they are recorded, they cannot be used as evidence in court.

They communicated one by one with the friendly attitude of a big leader sending warmth to the grassroots, and soon it was Du Ling's turn.

Qi Fengyu not only knows that he is called 'Li Kan', but also knows that he has achieved a small amount of alchemy and can help monsters who have not crossed the catastrophe to transform in advance-it seems that in such a long time, Ma Zhi has sold his dark history. Upside down.But probably thanks to that flatterer, no matter how cautious Qi Fengyu estimated, he would not doubt that a monster who has mastered a magical elixir that can subvert the ecological structure of the monster race and loves tonic can be on the side of humans undercover.

In fact, Du Ling didn't dare to say that he was really not moved at all after hearing the great fortune he constructed based on the medicinal properties of the 'Shaping Elixir'.

Imagine, once the magic pill comes out, most of the spirits will kneel down and call themselves daddy... (ˉ﹃ˉ)

If it's not because I was pretending to mix in (delete) If it's not because the inner core is still a human soul (delete) In short, if you keep your integrity and bottom line, you must award yourself a little red flower!

"...It just so happens that my laboratory also has topics that you are interested in. If you have time, Li Xiaoyou can communicate with our Dr. Hu more." After drawing a serious illness that is fragrant and attractive, Qi Fengyu put his left hand side down and kept his head down. The person seemed to be pushed out of a white coat with a shadow effect.

That Dr. Hu was pale-skinned and messy-haired and wore heavy glasses at the bottom of a wine bottle—the kind that would turn into a transformation in the legendary classical girl comics—looking up and not speaking, just nodded to Du Ling, and then Just nestled up.

Cold field again.

A textbook-level communicative waste, even his employer couldn't keep up his smile and looked a little embarrassed.

Of course, Du Ling didn't talk to him, but he still looked at this guy curiously. His surname is Hu and he is wearing a sharp weapon to hide his appearance. Could this guy be a vixen in fact...

Now you don't rely on your face for food, and now Xiaomi is doing research instead?

Before he could continue to think about it, the people at the table had already introduced each other, and it was time to enter the stage of drinking and chatting. Qi Fengyu clapped his hands, and a row of cheongsam ladies came in with jade-colored jugs and wine cups to recruit Tingting.

As soon as the plug is removed, there is a refreshing aroma of wine...

Wait a minute, where is this weird smell coming from? ?

Who can tell him why the goblin serves realgar wine at the banquet! ! ? ?

Du Ling felt that if he wanted to be a parrot now, he would have to blow his hair, but the monsters around him looked nervous and looking forward to it. This is arsenic sulfide, wake up? ? ?Have you forgotten how Fahai ordered Xu Zha to harm the white lady?

Du Ling almost wanted to jump onto the table, grabbed Qi Fengyu who was still proudly directing the waiter to pour the wine, and shook wildly.

#ran and egg#

Everyone obviously knew what it was, and they had already raised their cups filled with insecticide, stood up with smiles on their faces, and prepared to toast.

Du Ling had no choice but to imitate the example, his heart was already so nervous that he was almost confused, even if he drank this cup, he wouldn't have diarrhea, but he would definitely change his shape, right?In fact, just smelling this smell made his head dizzy, and he felt that the monster power in his whole body was going backwards out of control, and he seemed to be unable to maintain his human body...

The shape of the sunflower parrot is so famous in public, it must be a death!

Is it common for monsters to form alliances and use manifest prototypes as votes?

Help me, I haven't passed the Transfiguration yet! !

Du Ling was so nervous that he almost crushed the wine cup, but Wang Huo and the others had already drank it in one gulp, shaking his head as if he was intoxicated, and some people directly grabbed the wine bottle and poured it into his mouth, so he could only tremble Put the wine cup to your lips, no matter how hard you shake it, you can't let it all out...

At this moment, the door of the box was kicked open with a bang——

"Don't move!! You have been arrested for gathering people to take drugs for violating the "Regulations on the Administration of Stimulant Drugs Prohibited by Goblins!"!"

Sun Xiaoshun's figure looked extraordinarily tall against the backlight.

The rescuer sent by the monkey finally made a contribution at the critical moment!

Because of his intrusion, the warm atmosphere that was originally filled with wine and wine collapsed instantly, and Qi Daneng was still yelling that this was a misunderstanding, everyone calm down, we are an officially recognized folk friendship activity, but the group originally had the idea of ​​​​against the benchmark law, How could the guilt-ridden monsters be at ease, they all tried their best to hide their faces and prepared to run away. Wang Batian, the captain of the law enforcement team who knew the law and broke the law, even overturned the dining table as a cover.

And at this time, Du Ling couldn't care less about the setting that realgar wine is equal to monster poison. Among the dishes, cups and chopsticks flying all over the sky, he didn't even have time to say hello to Xiao Li who followed Sun Xiaoshun in, and his eyes were fixed on him. That Dr. Hu.

The moment the opponent took out a piece of talisman paper and was about to activate it, the moment the opponent took out a piece of talisman paper and was about to activate it, he fit and jumped on it——

Catch the thief first catch the king!

I see where you want to go! !