It's not illegal

Seeing that Du Ling and the others below were overwhelmed (?) by this long list of crimes, they no longer stubbornly resisted and obeyed the law obediently. Every word you say will become evidence in court."

As soon as his words fell, the mule spirit, who was fixed on all fours by the amulet and twisted his neck and froze on the ground, immediately yelled loudly: "Wait, I have something to say—I'm an official employee of the Demon Control Bureau! Everyone is our own! And we are obviously here to release lives!!"

Before the law enforcers on the tree could say anything, a fright in capital letters and bold flashed through Master Niao's mind.

This kind of goods is actually from the Demon Management Bureau?

What kind of wretched and incompetent employees are recruited by the Bureau of Demon Control?

Moreover, you are clearly prepared to see death without saving your life and passively sabotage your work. We are clearly the ones who focus on releasing lives?Sure enough, the horse doesn't know how long it looks!

#Sure enough, the poor quality of grassroots civil servants is the ills that coexist in the world, regardless of race#

Apparently, the glittering and auspicious law enforcement officer thought similarly to him: "From the Demon Control Bureau?"

He snorted coldly, and reprimanded more severely: "Knowing the law and breaking the law is a crime! Did you do it by tearing down private houses, infringing on the personal and property safety of citizens, and causing two deaths and three injuries?! I have already found two people at the crime scene. The demonic aura left behind! Don’t argue so much!!”

The tall and mighty monster police officer stretched out his arm and took out a small box-like thing. After shaking it, two red lights burst out, locking onto Du Ling and Ma Bubu. How unfathomable is the sorcery.

It seems that the suspicion of crime is irrefutable.

But... the question is, they really didn't do it by collapsing houses and killing people?At best, they just let the ruins break down a little more thoroughly.However, it is true that the pangolin became a spirit because it intentionally planted a demon species, so strictly speaking, Ma Buzhi is considered an indirect murder?

But I am 100% innocent——Du Ling feels that he has been wronged more than Dou E. He is obviously just promoting his style and saving the endangered animals in the basement of the lost houses!

Du Ling raised his hand tremblingly out of the natural guilt of a small citizen who just wanted to set foot in the gray field: "Well, I have something to say? It's...

talk about me?But is it illegal for me to be in free love?I, I'm just an alchemy seller..."

Is Du Ling trying to show that he is as innocent as a little white flower, or is he trying to imply that bribery is acceptable, this is a bad move anyway.

The law enforcer who had his own background light, the backlight was so strong that he couldn't see his face clearly, turned his head, and threw a talisman without saying a word, "If you don't speak, you will forget that there is still you!

Whether it is free love or not, you have to ask mortals what they mean, but illegally refining non-prescription elixir and trading it privately, publicizing obscene cultivation methods, this is disregarding the cultivation safety of the masses of monsters, and you must be held accountable! "

——I oo, you xx are unreasonable, you think you are an urban management! !

The yellow paper immobilization amulet landed on Du Ling's Guangjie's forehead, so the counterfeit drug dealer who maintained the posture of a primary school student raising his hand couldn't move, his sight was blocked by the "zombie amulet", and he could only pout. With the only mouth that can still move, it blows upwards.

As soon as he breathed in, he watched the stern, selfless and unreasonable guy jump off the tree, and "save" the mortals in a mighty and majestic way.

Only after getting off the tree can we see that this person is not as tall as expected, but he is full of righteousness, and he is wearing a camouflage police uniform, which looks quite decent.Anyway, Du Ling suddenly had the illusion that they were drug lords who had hidden in the deep mountains and old forests and were still being arrested.

"This mortal comrade, don't be afraid, I will represent the Chinese government's special response force, Dragon Group, and save you from the control of the cult."

While speaking righteously, the Messenger of Justice took out a strip-shaped detector from his waist pouch, a bit like the one used for airport security checks. Xiao Li, who didn't respond, swept away.

"Let me see if it's spell control or drug control, huh? You..."

He suddenly froze with some doubts, and when he didn't pay attention, the detector with just the right shape was snatched away.

Then crackling oh my god,

As soon as he appeared on the stage, the elite of the dragon group who controlled the whole world and shook the world, was knocked to the ground by the two sticks he believed to be the rescue target, rolling his eyes and dying.

Sure enough, he is still the best male god in my family.

#I don't believe it, now I am beaten to blame me ╮ (╯ ▽ ╰) ╭#

After being stripped of his amulet, he was a good bird again. Du Ling moved his shoulders and almost looked up to the sky with a long smile. Now it's his turn to control the war.

Ignoring the coward yelling "Kan Ye, give me a hand", he walked up to the stunned "Dragon Team" law enforcement officer and squatted down to check.

"Hiss~~~~Little pear, you are really ruthless, such a big bag." It is red and bright, making the face that looks at Wu Yanzu from the front and Takeshi Kaneshiro from the side a bit pleasing to the eye, and at the same time makes him realize again Even without cultivation, the great physical strength of the Emperor of Heaven is still tyrannical and cannot be underestimated.

Although the wasp-waisted ape-arm is not that strong...it must not be the same muscle fiber as mine!

Du Ling raised his head and glanced at the Heavenly Emperor Da Da, who was still in a calm and calm manner, showing no signs of brazen violence and violent resistance to the law. Then he squeezed his soft little arm, feeling that his future was bleak in some way...

When I was a parrot, I still had 2000 goose power, how could I return to a dead house war and a weak chicken after changing into a human?It is really impossible to have both the fish and the bear's paw.

After being distracted for a minute, Du Ling turned his attention back to their prisoner. The camouflage combat uniform was obviously standard equipment, and there was an armband of the Public Security Dragon Group on his arm. The color scheme and design were quite rustic. It is not a copycat product (huh).

It seems that this time they really bumped into the regular army, rather than another psychopath emerging from some corner.

Du Ling, who was already very tired of the chaotic cross-management model between the demon clan and the human government, sighed and didn't want to comment.

He didn't know whether he should be happy or not: To be honest, he thought it would be great if he could win the support of the human government, or at least give the higher-ups an early warning about the disasters of the last days, but it has always been There is no suitable door.

It's a dream to want to use the Internet's popular topic to stir up Shangda Tianting, and it's stuck in the pot with the account number.

And now it should be considered a good thing to be able to meet the dragon group who shined in the apocalypse in the last life, but...Looking at the unfriendly ending of this "encounter", Du Ling sighed heavily.

I always feel that the words used are a bit inappropriate, oops forget it!

He scratched his hair a little irritably, and began to search the captives for any identification: Speaking of which, this guy is very strict, but arresting people shouldn’t be the first to report your family name, just say that the ghost knows who you are... Muttering these thoughts, Du Ling took out a small hard notebook from the opponent's breast pocket.

"Ha! I got a work permit!"

He opened it very bluntly and looked at it, then suddenly froze, and then let out a particularly exaggerated laugh 2333: "I rely on Sun Xiaoshun! This name is so funny, and sure enough, whoever has poor photography skills, go out Turn left and look for the police, this passport photo looks like a monkey!"

It seems that the laughing point is inexplicably low, but in fact, it is talking with Xiao Li Miyin while dragging time to fool the immobile Ma Buzhi.

And this practical skill that I haven't seen for a long time is still cheating. It can only be contacted through a single line, and soon it becomes a stand-up comedy of a connection operator who is not technically qualified: "I know this person!"No—it should be said that I have heard of this person in my previous life! ! '

With exaggerated performances to cover up his inner excitement, Du Ling's eyes were shining, and he introduced it as fast as a machine gun: "I said, why does this face look so familiar when I see it? This is a piece of government power in the last days." Ace, known as Monkey King, the No.1 supernatural being in China!

After the chaos of the year, he lost contact with other places. He led the members of the dragon team to turn the tide and save half of the northern heavy industrial area. Finally, he established the Huaxia Dragon Base, a great hero who advocated legal management, restored fair trade, and protected the survival rights of the elderly and children. Management The district can be said to be the most suitable place for survival. Back then, I also thought about saving enough supplies to go to defection, but I didn’t expect that the dragon group was actually...'

Feeling a little cold while talking, Du Ling, who was balabala endlessly, barely suppressed the excitement of seeing the big man in the future, touched his neck covered with goosebumps and turned his head to look at the source of the cold air.

Xiao Li still had the expressionless expression on his face and deep eyes, with the indifferent look that he couldn't tell what he was thinking, but he could show a disdainful aloofness even if he didn't utter a word.

... Well, no matter how heroic or trump card is, no. 1, you have already been killed by your old man with two sticks.Du Ling sniffled, not daring to say why there was a sour smell in the air.

"Haha, isn't this the first time in this life that I'm a little excited to meet a future celebrity? I mean, although it's not clear whether this Sun Xiaoshun is a man or a demon, he should be able to guarantee that he is indeed a friend of justice, not The second disease with a broken brain.

So what to do now?It’s so easy to get on this line, and I don’t really want to give up...'Should I take the opportunity to turn the dark into the light and reach a cooperation with human officials, or continue to go all the way to the dark and continue to go deep into the tiger's den as an independent investigator?

It cannot be said that the choice is 100% reliable and safe, so Du Ling is really contradictory.

And there wasn't much time for him to think about it. The horse didn't know how to look at Kuaiji, and if they continued to hang around, they would become suspicious. They had to make a decision as soon as possible.

Since it was a serious matter, Xiao Li had to react to save face. He suddenly got close to Du Ling and half knelt down. He hugged him from behind, forming a very tight fit. When he lowered his head slightly, his mouth could touch Du Ling. The ambiguous gesture of the nape of the neck that flushed instantly.

The warm breath sprayed on the extremely sensitive skin made Du Ling tremble instantly.

Fuck me, what is this for——

"We are divided into two groups. I have a natural advantage in my identity as the official investigator of the Demon Control Bureau. Why not take advantage of the other party's suspicion..." Xiao Li almost whispered into his ear.

Because the voice had to be kept very low, the original clear tone became magnetically hoarse, and no matter how serious the content was, it seemed to be teasing.

He didn't listen to what he said at all, and his attention was attracted by the buzzing red noise of Mifen. The red color started from the ear pinna where Du Ling could vaguely feel the soft touch of Xiao Li's lips, and spread upward bit by bit, and finally The whole person suffocated into a cooked prawn.

With a bang at the same time——

Gorgeous fireworks exploded in my mind.

After the kaleidoscope, there was a blank state, which was finally relieved by Mule Jing, who was puzzled and persisted in calling for help with a broken voice: "Hey——I said the young master, talk about the little ancestor! If you want to play a live erotic palace, do it first, Let the old horse go and talk about it?!"

Du Ling then shivered, pushed Xiao Li away and stood up. His brain, which had burned out countless cells, finally started to work again, and it turned faster and faster. Shame and suspicion blended on the face, without any acting skills, it perfectly showed the appearance of a domineering and angry second-generation bad-tempered demon, with his chin raised and his eyes very tricky, squinting at the mule:

"Let you go? It's fine...but please explain to me, Brother Ma, what's the matter with the 'regular employees of the Bureau of Demon Management'—just now you said that the "Basic Law" is not a thing, and now you say that you You are also a civil servant, you seem to be teasing me?"

Du Ling compared to Sun Xiaoshun, the future superhero lying flat behind him, with a high-pitched ending voice showing a bit of a sinister threat: "In the end, you and he are on your own? You won't be cheating on me from beginning to end, right? This Not much has happened yet, the young master has become a criminal who violently resisted the law... dare you two cooperate with fishing law enforcement? Do you think I should turn you over to the country to pay off the merits, or just do it all together? Don't do two endless things and let you 'die together' okay?"

He still had a sweet smile on his beautiful, childish face, and starlight in his big innocent eyes with clear black and white. He seemed to really think that this was a very good way to deal with it, which made him very frightened.

Like most second- and third-tier actors, Du Ling is also very talented in interpreting the villains, anyway, the mule spirit who frightens the mouse is dripping with cold sweat.

"W-Where can it be, no one here... can't cheat Kanye, right? The things inside are quite complicated... oops! In short, although the Dragon Group is a subsidiary organization of the Demon Control Bureau, it is full of followers Human beings are so single-minded, sbs who were brainwashed by the modern monster literacy class, or who have mixed with people in the past and got the Stockholm snake spirit disease. Most of the monsters in our bureau... all know it well, The rules on the surface are just pretending, so how can you really be with class enemies, right?"

I don't know Ma, but I know very well that the goblin circle has a tradition that the better looking, the more dangerous, and the more harmless people and animals are, the more poisonous they are. Douzi said a lot of his heart, and by the way, he also exposed the old background of the messenger of justice: "I have heard of Sun Xiaoshun. His background is complicated. It is said that he is a mixed blood of a human and a demon. His brain is like cement. You It’s useless to send him two hundred catties of me, he won’t be soft on what should be pursued, and——” Ma swallowed his saliva with difficulty, filled with the urge to cry for his mother, He should have known that in this era, he still has the guts to collect yang and nourish yin, and monsters who catch people as puppets are really cruel, merciless and lawless, what on earth is he doing?

"And?" Du Ling glanced at him coolly, and began to imitate the vicious template seen in the movie and casually play with his fingers. Unfortunately, Xiao Li had already trimmed his nails to be short, round and clean. It smelled so evil, so I had to put it back in my pocket again.

Fortunately, Ma didn't know that he was a real coward, so he was so busy holding back his pants that he didn't notice his little embarrassment.

"And, and that..." Originally, he wanted to say that if you kill me, you won't be good, and the superiors will never let it go, but he feels that this kind of threat is so powerful, even a male favorite is so powerful. Kill the members of the dragon group twice It is estimated that not only did he not care, but he might actually cut himself off in a fit of anger.

His eyeballs rolled wildly, and in the end he still felt that the principle of confidentiality was the most important thing, regardless of the great cause, and the most important thing was to save his own life——

"And I can introduce you to join the organization!! Although I'm just a young man with no skills, our adults are Venerable Qi Fengyu Qi!"

Ma didn't know how to betray his family's master, who was the mastermind behind the organization.

Qi Fengyu?

The name is so familiar.

Du Ling remembered that this was also in the introduction of the bureau's internal department in "New Demon Guide 2015", which used a lot of words to describe the powerful, whose status was equal to that of Mo Wentian (Executive Deputy Director), and even slightly higher because of his seniority. The reason is that it is one of the giants that existed at the beginning of the establishment of the Demon Management Bureau.

But as soon as he was mentioned, Du Ling's first reaction was the meeting book that Lao Zhu stuffed him back then...

"Inner pheasant essence?"

As a "bird demon", he finally read the book "The Pheasant Turns into a Phoenix", and deeply (laughs) expresses (breaks) sympathy (belly) to Qi Daneng who was forced to turn sexually by an unscrupulous bookseller.

Love (skin).

However, his reflexive bald mouth made Ma's whole face turn purple with fright: "Oh my god, little ancestor! Don't talk nonsense about this! Our Lord Qi has already cultivated into a phoenix body, and is about to Aspire to become the Demon Emperor and lead the demon race to replace the human race as the ruler of the world!"

So please don't mention that...things that cannot be mentioned by this name.

After he started bragging for his boss, the horse gradually became more courageous, especially when it came to the fact that the pheasant essence had indeed become a phoenix, Jian Duling showed an undisguised surprised expression, and he straightened his back and became more impassioned: "What? The dragon group and the like are all scumbags, and the unknown Mo and his gang of idiots are about to retire from the stage of history soon~"

Hearing that, the corners of Du Ling's eyes twitched.

To be honest, he originally thought that the tyrannical and cool genius Mo Wen was the final boss?

Isn’t that always the case in novels, the winner in life is not the protagonist, he must be the big villain, but you told me that he is a partner of justice, and the pheasant who was originally thought to be just a joke is the real villain... This is very embarrassing.

Du Ling felt that his face was being slapped, but he still held his facial expression, raised his eyebrows pretending to be deep and hummed softly: "To put it bluntly, it means that you are fighting within the Demon Management Bureau? Then I will join in , what good can it do?"

Hearing what he said, I didn't know that I knew there was a door, and I quickly promised: "Technical talents like you are the strength we need most, and we are guaranteed to be appreciated by Mr. Qi. When you become a backbone, my younger brother will look up to you Already!"

The skinless and shameless mule spirit rolled his eyes, put aside his small thoughts of benefiting from both sides, and sold Amway with a cheerful look: "It just so happens that there will be a mobilization meeting in these two days, how about you and the little one?" Shall I go play and experience our warm family with the ideal of revitalizing the Yaozu?"

It also warms the big family, and the overnight meal is about to vomit!

Du Ling was made to roll his eyes by his increasingly flattering words, and he could see that this so-called clumsy tongue was just pretending, but he was actually the most slippery old bastard with a hob.

But originally his and Xiao Li's purpose was to break into the organization, and it was not appropriate to scare the old mule too much, so he nodded reservedly and stretched out his hand to uncover the talisman on the opponent's body.

Of course, the other hand did not forget to pinch a formula just in case, a smart person has to be so cautious.

As a result, the horse didn't know that nothing happened here, and the mule was thinking about shortcuts all day long, and he hadn't cultivated it home for many years, so now he turned over like a lazy donkey, stood up and landed on all fours, and couldn't change after holding it in for a long time In human form, I can only sigh and sigh.

It was the other side that gave birth to the trouble.

Perhaps even Xiao Li didn't expect that Sun Xiaoshun's ability to resist blows was so strong that he woke up again in such a short time, and he was still full of energy and insisted on yelling out the words before he was hit:

"Aren't you—Your Excellency the Emperor of Heaven?! How could you get mixed up with a harmful goblin!!?"

Σ(°△°)

WTF? !

Is this to be exposed? ?

Du Ling really doesn't need any acting skills at this time, he is full of drama, and his strength is overwhelming, but Xiao Li has already reacted quickly, raised his sword eyebrows and raised his eyes sharply. The weapon is coming——