It's not illegal

That's how Kanye Parrot came back out of the arena again.

Du Ling has already lifted himself up in his words, implying that he has status, background, and strength. He can rely on his parents but he depends on his talent.So in order to successfully recruit him into the gang, Ma Wuzhi couldn't demote him any more, so he could only praise him.

In particular, this is a true hero who can eat pills like jelly beans, sprinkle talismans like ghost coins, and can afford a cauldron. Maybe he is the second and third generation of the unborn powerful family.

Although the cultivation base doesn't seem to be very high, but the poor man's natural inferiority complex when facing the rich second generation still makes the poor man unconsciously put on a kneeling lick when he talks to Du Ling smell.

The flattering attitude that could not be concealed in the temptation made Du Ling feel absolutely delighted!

It seems that just now he wasted a stack of talismans when he dug a house, and his extravagant behavior of taking out a bottle of qi pills to eat and play was not in vain, perfectly deterring the enemy from a strategic point of view.

It’s really thanks to the series of posts on how to show off your wealth in a low-key way before, and hard work on the secrets of pretending to be aggressive. Although in the end, because he couldn’t hold back his face, the article about urban upgrades still hit the street, but he obviously took it in practice. A perfect score.

The first formula of pretentious cheats: on how to use the most economical way to show the temperament of spending money like water.

Anyway, he was forced to stand up, and then he mentioned that he would go to the mountains to release the unsuccessful pangolins first, and the horse demon didn't dare to disrespect his wife's benevolence, but thought that his family's origins paid attention to the old principles of karma and blessing.

...In fact, he really just wants to save the state property casually, #法律公民#.

The only trouble is that although he looks down on mortals, Ma Zhiwu can't help but guard against Xiao Li, a 'mortal'.

After all, this "Ding Furnace" looks too fairy-like, with a tall and clean ice and snow temperament, deep and clear eyes, no matter how you look at it, he doesn't look like a mortal controlled by a goblin.

Ma didn't know that Xiao Li was a little worried that Xiao Li was a true monk.

Although those so-called upright sects and orthodox sects who love to slay demons and slay demons the most have long since become old calendars, and have been "eradicated" by the mortals they protect, but it is hard to guarantee that there will not be a few fish that slip through the net?

It's not that he doubts Li Kan, who looks like a coquettish little goblin at first glance, but he is afraid that the other party will be deceived by cunning humans if he is not experienced in the world.

With this idea in mind, Ma didn't know that he would sneak up on Xiao Li from time to time, even if he took a look, he would tremble subconsciously, thinking that he was doing it very covertly.

This glance after another made Du Ling extremely unhappy.

Finally, I couldn't help but put my small body in the middle, straightened my waist and raised my eyebrows: "Brother Ma, we smart people don't talk dark words, I am a bed partner who doesn't share."

Suspicious people caught him, but he was misunderstood and distorted by 180 degrees. The horse demon instantly burst into embarrassment. He is not interested in dry roads. This face is very good, but he would only consider it if it is paired with big tits and buttocks.

"Oh, Mr. Kan, you're overthinking~! I'm a little worried... We've never seen this kind of thing from a small place, but this person doesn't look like he's been enchanted by some kind of enchantment?"

The eyes are bright and the temperament is outstanding, and it looks like those big players in the bureau. Could it be... a puppet controlled by a goblin who can't even learn flying skills?

When Du Ling heard this, he stopped doing it immediately, and raised his willow-leaf eyebrows: "Master, do I seem to be a monster who can use such indecent means? Don't you like my charm, my master, which fascinates my family?" Upside down, do you take the initiative not to be human?"

As he said that, he leaned on Xiao Li again as if he had no bones, and stretched out a finger to draw circles on his chest: "Honey, I said that the people in that town just now were not pleasing to the eye and wanted to kill them, what do you say?" ?”

Continuing to run wildly on the avenue of death, he wanted to look like those witches in the movie, blowing into Xiaolizi's ear, but the height difference didn't match (...), and tiptoeing ruined the atmosphere too much, so he had to give up with hatred.

But even so, this picture is already too rotten to see, but another powerful actor is just about to start working hard, telling the uninformed earth monster by example, "What is race is not a problem, gender is not pressure, for the sake of true love, you can feed it to a dog .

"I'll do such trivial things as killing people. Don't get your hands dirty because of those things."

Looking at Du Ling with gentle eyes, Xiao Li gently took his hand and brought it to his lips to kiss him, just like a knight in the Middle Ages who swore to his benefactor to dedicate his body and soul to his benefactor forever.

Full of acting skills.

But Ma didn't know the angle he couldn't see, and there was a faint hint of pleading for praise in his pair of black eyes overflowing with immortality.

However, Du Ling, who played him instead... was completely confused.

——Fucking God, what a terrible thing did you watch!

Isn't this line familiar? ! ...It seems to be a certain article I once wrote, the main character of the stallion put the content in the time of n sister! ? ?

Did you not only look for it but memorize it? ? ? #I didn't expect you to be such a fairy#.

And who! !

Who on earth betrayed him! ! !

#回复后要洗洁门##No need to argue, don’t think I didn’t know it was you who did it again#

... Shocked by the sudden change in the painting style of the Emperor of Heaven, Du Ling was completely stunned, and Du Ling entered the time to refresh the screen in his brain every minute.

But he was in a daze. At this time, as long as one person can perform normally, the atmosphere will be enough to kill a city's dogs.

There seems to be an electric current passing through the ambiguous air, and the picture of the two looking at each other affectionately (?) and slowly getting closer can be called pleasing to the eye, but the light bulb forced to appreciate all this can no longer hold on.

"It's done, talk less, I believe, believe that you, little brother, will be absolutely fine." So it's more inappropriate not to show it to me, and let a four-hoofed animal have the urge to bark...

"...Oh, of course it is. Didn't you want to see it?" Du Ling, who was rescued by chance, came back to his senses, quickly straightened his face, shrugged his shoulders as if he didn't care, and shook off Xiao Xiao as soon as he said stop. Walking away from the pocket, pretending to forget the scorching temperature behind the ears.

Such a thunderous plot can also make people feel numb, it must be caused by the beautiful night!

I finally understand why cultivating immortals should pay attention to purity of heart and ascetic desires. If immortals can learn how to seduce people with one hundred and eight hands, then the world will be better!

In order to alleviate the ambiguous emotion that made his heart beat faster and his palms sweaty, Du Ling deliberately opened up the conversation box, making up his mind to spit out the excess water as saliva.

Isn't it just a fool, not only has he had many years of experience in bullshitting and selling money, but now he also has a racial bonus: "Don't always see a few humans and think that they can't accept monsters. Members who intend to sell their souls to the monster clan, you can always pick one that suits your appetite. You know how the group of vampire zombies in the west raise blood slaves? It's all the same thing. You love me and I want it all on your own consciousness. You can play it well. He is the God in his heart..."

This car is also flying.

However, Ma didn't know that he wanted to foam at the mouth after showing his face like dog food, and he couldn't bear to say a few "strategy sentences" occasionally, so he couldn't help but ask Du Ling to explain in more detail.

After all, as a mule who has no monsters so far, and a dick who once thought he was born alone, he still values ​​the so-called "monster status is a natural advantage, and believers and followers can easily get it".Ma Bubu felt that a new door was slowly opening, and dreamed that he might try to fall in love with a human being, and would rather be drunk than wake up.

Although he has always looked down on the group of hairless monkeys, but just for fun... Hehehe.

He had no idea what kind of cold eyes Xiao Li, who was followed by Du Ling with a big bag of pangolins like a most qualified servant, was scrutinizing him with his cold gaze.

Shameless evildoer with evil intentions.

He dared to occupy Du Ling's attention with that filthy mess of thoughts.

Just these two crimes are enough for the Emperor of Heaven to make a final verdict on it.

The spell of shrinking the ground to an inch is very useful. It seems that they are just chatting and strolling, very leisurely, but it seems that they have already got into the forest behind Shanjiao Town in a blink of an eye.

At this time, Ma didn't know that he had completely introduced 'Li Kan' as his confidant, and he was full of nonsense about running the train.

In return for Du Ling's gossip and nonsense, he also reciprocated and showed what he knew, for fear that this young master who had reached a certain level and had eyes above the top but had no experience in the world would look down on him and would not be able to hold gold. Thighs get no benefit.

As for that (pseudo) golden thigh, if Du Ling wants to know any information, all he needs is an inscrutable smile.

So Du Ling and Xiao Li knew that Ma Shizhi was following his lord (unfortunately, he was still vigilant at the end and didn't say who the lord was), and was carrying out a great cause that no one had ever seen before—revitalizing the expansion of the monster clan. Bloodline, replace the human race!

The first thing needed to achieve this goal is to increase the number of monster races. How can we do it with the original accumulation of hundreds of thousands of years, which is less than the reproduction rate of the population of a modern big city?It must be like a way to cultivate offspring as quickly as possible.

Therefore, the team under this ambitious lord spent decades of careful research and development, and finally came up with some "acquired demon species" who became the best. From then on, it is not a dream to become a demon by sowing seeds!

Animals and plants that humans could bully at will with their brains and tools have become spirits. They have grown their brains and sharpened their fangs and claws. They are sure to quickly crowd out the group of mortals who take God's grace for nothing. The whole world is completely fair, and all monster races take the path of natural evolution to compete fairly.

Du Ling just listened to his nonsense, nodding his head in agreement from time to time, it's amazing, so cool, and especially praised the three groups of wheels, but in fact, his eyes were already dead.

——A good sorcery doesn’t have to compete with the six billion human beings for the population. Regardless of health care, a group of ignorant spirits and monsters will be created to grab resources, and then the best will survive and the fittest will compete to see who can occupy a larger territory?It's natural to say that this level of wit really should go to a lunatic asylum to see his brain.

#Dear, do you know that the father of evolution is also a member of the primate family Homo? #

#A herbivore who believes in the law of the jungle, the first one to be eliminated is a big idiot like you. #

Du Ling was about to burst into complaints, but he still had to hold back and continue to listen, because Ma Wuzhi finally ended his cosplay with a certain mustache, and began to show off mysteriously that he was valued by adults and was chosen as the seeding ambassador Cause and effect come.

Half of the reasons for going to such a small place to commit crimes are Du Ling's guess. The lack of information in a small place is not easy to attract attention, but the other half is to "ensure the purity of the samples and the reliability of the experimental data". Especially scientifically rigorous and not mystical reasons.

...I feel that these goblins are also learning from the barbarians to control the barbarians. They are completely brainwashed by human beings. Du Ling raised his eyebrows clearly. Now he can speak boldly. It's just creating another modern demon society that is also greedy and devours everything around it.

But from this point of view, the lord should at least avoid people's eyes and ears when he implements the plan for the prosperity of the demon clan. I am afraid that the senior management of the Demon Control Bureau does not fully agree with it, and there are other means of development in the big cities, but they don't know about those small animals that have inexplicably become fine. , From what channel did you get in touch with the 'demon species'?

What is even more curious is what the demon species looks like. If this is a method of infection that created the doomsday of the previous life, can I refine a kind of elixir to crack it?

"No wonder I knew Brother Ma was someone who would do great things when I saw him. So you still have that 'Acquired Demon Seed' in your hands?"

Du Ling used his acting skills in two lifetimes, pretending to be indifferent but salivating: "I never thought that your lord is also a person of this way. I admire the exquisiteness of the mind and the high level of the means. I don't know if there is any." Maybe take a look..."

He made a general gesture that everyone understands, which means that if you take out such a good thing and "share" it, the price will be good.

The horse didn't know what to do.

Although his superiors have warned the demons not to let them out, he is actually just a pawn at the bottom. Who will really find out whether he enlightened 100 pangolins or 101 pangolins?

There's nothing wrong with secretly selling a little bit to a reliable "friend".

And although Li Kan, who seems to be a promising second-generation monster, can be rewarded, but it is better to take the benefits directly into his own pocket, right?

If I can get caught up with this naive young master, won't I be able to make more money from both sides through a one-way connection?The horse demon was greedy and played up a ghostly idea.

Du Ling didn't know that the bait he put in was too big, which aroused the other party's crooked thoughts. Seeing that the horse didn't know what to do but didn't spit it out, he mistakenly thought that he had some idealistic integrity left, so he continued to say: "Didn't you say that the demon The power of planting is not ideal, and the transformed pangolins are very dull, if the young master can solve this problem, then in front of your adults... who is it!!"

Du Ling picked up a handful of talismans to show vigilance, and glanced around—in fact, he didn't find anything abnormal at all, but saw the secret signal from Xiao Li, who followed behind silently to release life.

That gesture means 'watch out for someone', a signal they had long ago to avoid being caught up in front of mortals.

Attention shifted from talking about business to the surrounding environment. Only then did Du Ling hear the rustling sound of the mountain wind passing through the dense canopy, and saw the moonlight shining through the gaps in the branches and leaves, reflecting a pale, mottled and evocative gloomy scene. screen.In the middle of the night, Lao Linzi could naturally create a terrifying atmosphere full of ghosts. He held the talisman and pinched the formula, and cold sweat gradually broke out on his forehead.

If you study this place carefully, you can hide countless ambushes, but you can't find any of them.

The invisible enemy is the scariest. Someone who is afraid of ghosts is so nervous that his stomach starts to twitch, but there is a horse demon watching from the side, and he has to put on an air of mastery to fool him, so he can't shrink back. Male favorite' go behind him - no, I can't, this is the first time I am facing an enemy, so I must not be cowardly!

Du Ling tried his best to cheer himself up, and was about to howl, "I've seen you, don't hide out", but he didn't expect that Ma Zhizhi was worse than his junior brother, so he shrank his neck, and To flee!

Simply nothing!

And don't you know what it means to shoot the first bird?

So Du Ling didn't need to yell from the air, just watched the idiot fly up with a gray demonic aura, and then was photographed by a golden light with a crackling sound.

Falling to the ground and turning into...a mule?

Wait mule! ?

It's still a poor mule with its feet upside down, showing the relics of being fanned - he said that this guy is so hungry and theoretically wretched, and his emotions are insufficient.

If it wasn't an emergency, Du Ling would have taken out his mobile phone to take a pat, and get the handle from now on, if they can get through this hurdle.

The assailant, who knocked the mule and fine horse to the ground with a golden light, crossed his arms, stood on a tall tree and looked down, and shouted righteously: "Don't move!

You have been arrested for violating the mortal standard law, privately demolishing houses, interfering with normal life order, demagogy, robbing civilian men, destroying the harmony of the transsexual society, and illegally hunting and protecting wild animals! "