The Emperor's Daily Nitpicking

That's the God of Light, young master, have you eaten the heart of a bear and the guts of a leopard...

Old butler Ian yelled tremblingly in his heart, but he couldn't catch his breath, so he couldn't make a sound.

Even though Kevin is the one who looks more serious on weekdays, the old butler put the big hat of kidnapping the God of Light on his young master's forehead without even thinking about it. It can be seen that the butler for the past twenty years is not for nothing Yes, I know very well that the brats I brought up are so cowardly that even eight vultures can't hold them back.

The old butler, Ian, is rigorous and rigid, he is meticulous in his work and spotless in his clothes. He is an old-fashioned old gentleman.The old man thinks that everything else is easy to talk about, but temperament must be cultivated from an early age, and a good seed must be straight from the root, so Oswald was asked to be a restrained and decent person since he was a child.

Although the process is very tortuous, the ending can be regarded as satisfactory-although Oswald rebelled against his bones, he was finally subtly influenced to make it seem like that.The bigger he is, the calmer he is, and his appearance is always calm. He is very particular about dressing and eating. Apart from his poor speech, he can still be regarded as a restrained and decent person.

But now, this restrained and decent thing is rolling on the same bed with another person, and the door doesn't even know how to close it!

After 30 years of hard work, I returned to before liberation.

Old Butler Ian felt that his dim old eyes were going to go blind.

According to the standards of an old-fashioned old gentleman, even if his eyes are blinded, he should not rush in at such a time, but should leave quietly without making a sound, so as to avoid embarrassment for both parties.If you have any ideas and advice, I will find a chance to say it later.

Ian really wanted to do this, but his hands trembled when he was old, and the thrown plate was just the water that was thrown out. Not only could it not be collected, but the noise was earth-shattering.

This movement can kill anyone, Ian watched Kevin startled by this movement, and planned to raise his head to straighten his body, but was caught by his shameless young master Oswald and gave him an extra kiss before letting him go open.

Ian: "..." The old man silently held his heart.

Kevin slapped Oswald back on the bed, stood up straight, coughed with toothache, nodded to Ian at the door and said, "Your Majesty the Emperor just woke up."

The old housekeeper Ian twitched half of his face as if suffering from a stroke, and gave a vague "hmm".

Is this still a reminder?Anyone who is not blind can see that...

Oswald glanced at the old butler with half of his eyelids lifted. Seeing that he was still standing still, he didn't push over directly, so he sat up from the bed cheekily.Halfway through the support, this shameless thing deliberately slipped its hand and fell back down again, then stretched out a hand to Kevin in a serious manner: "Please help me, I don't have much strength in my hand, I can't hold it up."

Kevin: "...Where are you cheating ghosts?"

Ian: "..." Why didn't you say that you didn't have the strength when you grabbed someone's neckline just now? !

The so-called country is easy to change, and the nature is hard to change. In front of these two people who have witnessed themselves playing rogues, the emperor's "face" can basically be used as a decoration: "Give me a hand."

However, Kevin obviously didn't like him. He crossed his arms with a half-smile, glanced at the pale paw and hummed, "If you can't hold it up, don't force it. Just lie down."

He turned to Ian and said, "Excuse me, find a pipe, about this thick, and a funnel, thank you."

Even the old man, who was blinded by the dog man, was taken aback by his endless request, put aside the scene he had just seen, and asked in a daze, "What do you want the pipe and the funnel for? "

Kevin pointed at the emperor who was paralyzed on the bed, and said: "Give this dog emperor a mouthful, add a funnel to the pipe, pour whatever you want to eat, save trouble and effort." De Dao: "You should be eating chowder. I'll condescend to help you hold the funnel so that it doesn't hit your face. After all, you only have one face to see from all over your body."

Ian has never been afraid of Oswald in the past 20 years. Hearing what Kevin said, he turned to the former God of Light, and turned to find the pipe and funnel without saying a word.

Dog Emperor: "..."

The figure of old man Ian quickly disappeared at the door. Oswald sat up on the bed without hesitation. Kevin did not stand by at the moment. He pulled out a little conscience and gave it to His Majesty the Emperor. A pillow was tucked behind him.

Oswald sat leaning on the head of the bed, twisted his wrist, glanced at Kevin, and said casually: "To be honest, I really don't have much strength in my hands, so I can barely support the bed. It is still difficult to restrain a big man, so... dear His Highness the God of Light, how did I use this strength to force you to let me kiss you for so long?"

Kevin sat in the chair with his elbows resting on the armrest, his long legs crossed, looking elegant and lazy.He raised his chin at Oswald, and said: "It's almost enough, don't get cheap and be good. Now it's promising, one mouthful of the God of Light, it wasn't you who fell into the sea before, right?"

The incident of falling into the sea can probably be listed in the top three of the list of embarrassing things in Oswald's life in terms of the degree of ridiculousness.In the past, when such things were mentioned, His Majesty the Emperor would definitely be annoyed, and then he would counterattack harshly with a straight face and raised chin, but it is different now, His Majesty the Emperor is in a good mood!Provocation at will!

It's a pleasure to find that the person you like is responding to you through some details, provocation is nothing.

"How's it going outside now?" Oswald kneaded for a while, and his hands gradually turned a little bloody.When he asked this question, he didn't show any worried expression, because he knew that if it was still stormy outside, it would be impossible for Kevin to sit by the bed so calmly and play tricks with him.

"At present, it seems that the recovery is quite fast. The market is very lively. According to Mio, the streets and alleys are full of interest in chatting about the palace gossip. They should be doing well, but the number of soldiers in bandages and crutches in the legion is a bit too much. Take a long vacation and let them be lazy." Kevin described it casually, glanced at Oswald, and said in a leisurely way: "You, the emperor, have done a good job. The land area has been doubled directly. It's a great deal."

Oswald gave him an annoyed look, pointed to himself and said, "Is it just me being paralyzed in bed?"

Kevin laughed.

"I heard you say that I fell asleep for a long time?" Oswald asked.

Kevin: "A month and a half is less than two months."

Oswald frowned: "So long?"

Kevin tapped his fingers on his knees and said, "It's not too long, one and a half months, under the current weather, people are just beginning to rot."

Oswald: "...can you say something human?"

Kevin shrugged his shoulders very bachelorly: "There are no words, but there is one life."

Oswald subconsciously wanted to stop him, "Are you going to rebel?" However, he suddenly remembered that he was the God of Light, and it was a bit too shameless to say such things in front of him.

At this point, he finally understands why Kevin has the look of "I am not afraid of the sky falling, what is the emperor, can I eat it?", why has the majestic god been restrained by the imperial power?That's ridiculous.

The emperor stared at him silently for a while, looked him up and down, calmly thinking about how to treat him in the future, lest he always speak so poorly.

While pondering this question, His Majesty the Emperor had obviously fed all the admiration and reverence for the God of Light, Phae, in his childhood and youth to the dogs.

But speaking of the God of Light...

Oswald suddenly remembered something and asked: "You... There were quite a few people who knew who you were in Mirror Island back then, and there might be some troubles in the future. With your temper, you must be itchy all over your body after being tortured all day long. .”

Kevin waved his hand: "It doesn't matter, they probably don't remember it, but old man Ian is a little... anyway, he has been shivering a lot when talking to me in the past one and a half months, he may still have a little impression, and Peter has been I was dazed. As for the others, they should have forgotten it if nothing else happened. Besides—"

He smiled, crossed his legs and leaned loosely on the back of the chair: "I'm not a god of light now, my godhead is gone, so there's nothing to worry about."

Oswald was dumbfounded by his relaxed appearance of the old god, and he couldn't help but think of the almost crazy and creepy appearance of the queen god Mello on Mirror Island.One is not satisfied with more than 100 godheads, and the other loses his godhead but doesn't care. This is probably the biggest contrast and irony.

"Eh? How long have you been pretending to be dizzy? It's impossible that I didn't notice it at all." Kevin thought he was swayed by the person in front of him, and he still felt quite puzzled, especially when his body was so cold that he looked like a ghost, he really woke up It should be warmer anyway.

The emperor was brought back to his senses by his words, and immediately said "Oh" without blushing, and said, "Soon, it will be when you stripped my clothes."

Kevin: "..."

It was very unfortunate that the old housekeeper Ian who walked to the door just happened to hear these two words, and his feet softened again.Fortunately, the old housekeeper was smart this time, and called two young servants over to be his helpers. The dinner plates and washing utensils were placed in the hands of the two young servants, so the second time was not wasted.

Ian had lived for decades, and felt for the first time that a position like a housekeeper might be life-threatening, such as myocardial infarction and cerebral hemorrhage.

The next day, the news that "the emperor also cheated on the corpse" spread throughout the Xuan Palace and the base camps of the three major armies.

When the generals and ministers of the armies heard the news, their faces were numb - cheating three times a year, even if it was replaced by a donkey, it should calm down.

This time, there is no need for Mio to go around explaining, everyone automatically and spontaneously acquiesced that the reason for the emperor's fraudulent corpse was exactly the same as that of Commander Fassbinder.Isn't it just living again after feigning death!What a big deal!Are you unhappy that the emperor woke up?Happy?Happy cheers on the line!

This day coincides with the Golden Leaf Festival. From this day on, the summer is completely over, which symbolizes the official arrival of harvest autumn.This is a day that the entire continent and even the islands will celebrate. There will be joyful bonfire dances and fruit wine parties everywhere. The lively market will last for three days and three nights, and the imperial city of St. Antis and Ugin Suspended Palace are no exception.

The men in the legion are not idle all year round, and they are always the most violent every few days.They were headed by Mio, Camus and other commanders, and together with the confidential ministers, they held a celebration party in the hall of the outer courtyard of the Hanging Palace on the grounds of "celebrating the rebirth of His Majesty the Emperor and His Excellency Commander Fassbinder". .

Oswald reluctantly approved, pinching his nose and signing the parchment.

The emperor was very unhappy, and there were three main reasons for his unhappiness:

[-]. Everyone eats delicious food and drinks spicy food in the hall, but he, the emperor, has to stay indoors and drink easy-to-digest fruit and vegetable soup.Fruit and vegetable soup!Except for a little minced meat floating in it, there is no meaty smell anymore, ha ha.

[-]. Everyone can drink the latest fruit wine made this year, but he is the only one who should avoid drinking it, haha.

[-]. Kevin Fassbinder, a vile bastard, actually followed him to join in the fun, completely ignoring him, the emperor who kept his vacancy alone.It doesn't matter, this bastard actually turned out the iron chain and tied one of his hands to the head of the bed to prevent him from sneaking into the front yard.And Ian, an old guy who eats inside and outside, not only didn't help him untie it after looking at it for a while, but ran away silently, letting Kevin do whatever he wanted, ha ha.

In short, His Majesty the Emperor has only one sentence: go to your grandfather's Golden Leaf Festival!

Half an hour after the evening celebration officially started, His Excellency Kevin Fassbender entered the hall leisurely. He is the person who is most afraid of trouble, and he is too lazy to deal with all kinds of people chasing him around and asking questions. People, so they appeared very low-key, like an outsider who came to drink.

He picked the timing very cleverly. At this time, the long part of the congratulatory speech happened to be finished, and everyone officially spread their arms to drink and eat meat, carrying wine glasses and plates and running around everywhere. The palace is transitioning from orderly to demons dancing. , not many people noticed him.

He didn't run around, and stayed very clearly at the dining table with a row of wine glasses and delicious food, leaning against the wall, drinking wine and eating leisurely, while enjoying the performance of all the demons in the hall.

After watching for a while, he was slapped heavily on the shoulder.

Kevin turned his head and found that it was Mio swimming over with a wine glass.

"Aren't you weak in hands and feet and unable to move around? Why are you alive again at this time?" Mi Ao, who had been a shield for more than a month, squinted at him with a dissatisfied expression on his face.

Kevin spread his hands very calmly: "I'm fine now."

Mio: "What about tomorrow?"

"Oh, it depends on tomorrow's state, I'm intermittent, it's hard to say." Kevin opened his eyes and said nonsense, his face didn't even blush.

"Eh? When will you live in the military camp? I heard that your highness is pestering you every day to prevent you from leaving?" Mio asked vaguely with a piece of bacon in his mouth.

It was true that Sinya stalked him badly before, but it wasn't Sinya who stalked him these two days.In fact, after Oswald woke up yesterday, Kevin had nothing to worry about, so he planned to go back to the barracks, but in order to coax him to stay in the palace, a certain person did everything he could, and he was a rascal to the extreme.At the end when Kevin nodded and agreed, that shameless thing actually put away his rascal face again, raised his chin, and said "since you are so sincere, I will let you stay here for a night" , I don’t know what kind of disease this has, it’s extremely childish.

Kevin rubbed the center of his brows, nodded without saying a word, and said, "Yes, in two days, find a way to ask the medical officer for some drugs, and give him a bowl. It would be best if he fainted for seven or eight days."

Mio: "Drugged?!"

Kevin raised his eyebrows: "You can't give poison, right?"

Mi Ao: "..." What do you mean by being so cowardly?That's it!

"What about Your Majesty? How's the situation today?" Mio, as a loyal general, expressed moderate concern for the immediate emperor.However, the person being questioned ran the train with his mouth full of words and had no serious words.

Kevin drank the remaining fruit wine in the glass, and said casually: "It's been a day of frying, and I saw someone biting someone, so fierce that I almost couldn't hold him back. I gave him a handful of medicine and came over."

Mio: "..." What did you say? !

"Oh, just kidding, have you lost your sense of humor, Mr. Mio Scott?" Kevin slowly finished eating a plate of fried shellfish, wiped his hands with a napkin, and looked at many different kinds of meat. From the fruit wine, he chose the ones that tasted good and looked good, and said to Mio: "Your Majesty expresses deep regret for not being able to participate in the celebration—" which means it was a day of bombing.

"I explained to me, Ian, and Peter who came over in the morning in detail, so that everyone must have a good time." In fact, it is to see who bites whom.

Kevin repeated it in a way that was more acceptable to Mio, and then said politely: "If you don't worry, you can go to see him after drinking, anyway, he sleeps late anyway."

After saying this, he decisively picked two glasses from several rows of wine glasses, greeted Mio, and left the hall before all the demons came to drink.

Kevin returned to the inner courtyard with two glasses of fruit wine, and went straight into the emperor's bedroom.

Oswald was leaning on the bed and flipping through an old book. From the side, it was thick enough to kill a person, and there would be no other possibility except "The Divine Calendar".One end of an iron chain was cuffed to his left wrist, and the other end was tied to a copper post at the head of the bed.

The chain was long enough for Oswald to go all the way around the room, but he couldn't get out.

When Kevin tied it to him, he refused, but Kevin threw him a "reciprocity", and he obediently accepted his fate.Just handcuff it, it's just for fun.

"Yo—Your Excellency Commander, you still know to come back." Oswald raised his eyelids from the book, and stabbed calmly, "I thought you wouldn't be responsible after handcuffing, so you turned around and ran away."

Kevin raised the two glasses of wine in his hand and said: "I don't say anything else, I still have a conscience. After all, it's an annual festival, and it's really miserable not to see a glass of wine. Come, pick a drink."