The Emperor's Daily Nitpicking

A dignified figure at the level of a legion commander, who was startled by the fraudulent Kevin, jumped back a step.After jumping, he felt a little ashamed, cleared his throat with a cough, and turned his head to glance at the old and young behind him.

Seeing that Ian had an expression of "I knew it was like this" on his face, he let out a long breath, patted his chest, and murmured: "Wake up, wake up, just wake up!"

Sinya simply threw away the book she was holding, ran to the side of the ebony coffin, grabbed the edge of the coffin, raised her face and said "hehe" to Kevin, smiling so hard that she couldn't see her eyes cried out, "Fa!"

Mio: "..."

He twitched the corner of his mouth, suddenly feeling ashamed that he had such a big reaction.But any normal person would be taken aback by this situation, but with the comparison between Ian and Xinya, he thought that he seemed to be the most abnormal one.

So, he forcibly twisted his mind to be on the same level as the old and the young, and asked Kevin calmly, "Are you awake? How do you feel?" It seemed that Kevin got up from the bed and Not the same from the coffin.

Kevin lowered his head, grabbed the edge of the coffin with one hand, and waved at them with the other, then squeezed his brows vigorously, and tapped his temple twice.

He looked extremely uncomfortable, his eyes were closed and his brows were wrinkled, and he looked very dizzy.

The old butler Ian stood aside, his eyes moved up and down with his hands, and finally realized: "Oh yes! Water! I'll ask the waiter to pour some water!"

Mio watched in amazement as Ian went out in a panic. He had known the former manor housekeeper and now the chief internal servant for a long time. into this.

The servants waiting outside the door quickly prepared water, as well as some delicate and simple food and thick soup.Ian hurried in with a silver tray.

Kevin was patted twice, and then he let go of the hand rubbing between his brows, and raised his eyelids with a tired face and closed them again.He was indeed very thirsty. He took the water glass and drank more than half of it in one go before fully opening his eyes.

He flicked his fingers at Mio, and said hoarsely: "Don't stand in front of me, I feel a little sick."

Mio: "...Am I that disgusting?"

Kevin: "Stop being so talkative, I'm so dizzy."

Mio let out an "oh" and stepped aside silently.

Without a large object in front of him, his field of vision suddenly widened a lot, and the feeling of dizziness and discomfort got better.After drinking a whole glass of water, Kevin finally breathed a sigh of relief, his brows stretched.

Then Mi Ao suddenly remembered that this guy was a fake corpse, and he asked people directly, "How can you still live after death?" The heart doesn't beat, and there is no response for a whole month?"

Kevin looked at him for a while, and said angrily, "How can you count the days if you're unconscious?"

Mio: "..." That's right.

"No, it's been a month. How did you wake up?" Mio thought about it and felt that he was trapped again, let alone not breathing or heartbeat. It has been four or five days since the coffin was covered, that's all. In a big place, even if you are alive, you will be suffocated to death. How can you push the lid of the coffin to cheat the corpse?

Kevin teased him lazily: "Why don't you seem to welcome me waking up, why, deputy commander Qucai wants to rebel?"

Mio: "... roll."

The old housekeeper Ian was trembling beside him, Mio caught his movement out of the corner of his eye, and looked over suspiciously: "Why are you shaking so well? Are you too tired?"

Ian glanced in Kevin's direction with a strange expression on his face, but his eyes didn't fall on Kevin's face, and he just closed it, lowered his eyes with a "sinful" face, and waved his hands: "Cough, it's nothing. "

It's really nothing, he just couldn't help but feel a little weak when he thought of who Mio was saying "rolling" to.

The old butler Ian is a very rigorous person, he will not rashly say to anyone, "I still have residual impressions, I still remember what happened on Mirror Island and above, and most importantly, I remember His Excellency Kevin Fassbender It is the God of Light, Phaer," because according to his observations over the past month, all the people who have stayed with him on Mirror Island have no memory of these, except for the patrol commander Peter.

However, Peter only muttered vaguely a few times before he was almost deemed by the medical officer to be out of his mind.

Ian is a person who fears God very much, but his reverence is different from most people.He didn't pray for God to help him protect anyone or realize any wish, but simply believed that the gods who created this world needed to be revered.

The old god is the beginning, and the later god is the continuation, so his awe naturally transitions from the old god to the later god.

Now after a series of events on Mirror Island, all his awe of God Empress has naturally been transferred to Kevin.He felt that all the existence and changes in the world were justified. Since most people don't remember what happened on Mirror Island, it must be Kevin, or the gods don't want everyone to remember.

So even though old man Ian had big news, he decided to pretend to be a fool and not tell anyone.

Mio saw that he was looking at his nose, nose, nose and mouth, so he didn't ask any more questions, but turned his gaze to Kevin again: "I just find it incredible."

Kevin smiled, and didn't rush to answer. Instead, he waved to Ian, squeezed a sweet fruit from the silver plate in his hand, and threw it into his mouth very rudely, while he was just waking up. He was suffering from hypoglycemia, and asked him: "Eh? I was on the south coast before, and I haven't asked you yet. What happened after you took the team to Silent Valley?"

"Don't mention it!" Mio waved his hand, "I bumped into a...uh... oh, I ran into a sand ghost on the Folia Mountain Road, and finally a heavy rain melted the sand ghost, and I was half dead. ...Hiss—what happened again? I don’t remember clearly. I only remember that I was almost turned into a mummified corpse before I passed out, and my arms were only so thick!”

As he spoke, he gestured to Kevin for a diameter as thin as a hemp rod.

Kevin, who had known this for a long time, nodded, and then replied: "So, you can live as a mummy, so what's so incredible about me?"

Mio: "..." It seems very reasonable.

But he was even more puzzled: "Then why am I still alive after turning into a mummy?"

"Who knows, it's raining." Kevin ran the train with his mouth full.

Mio: "..."

Just like the people on Mirror Island no longer remember what happened on Mirror Island, the people on the land also have a vague impression of the long vines that entangle them and suck their vitality. They even show signs of forgetting about the sand ghosts. In a few years, this desert monster created by Mello and brought them a hundred years of nightmares will gradually fade or even disappear from their memories.

This was the last thing those godheads did before they dissipated.

"This is..." Kevin turned his head and knocked on the ebony coffin next to him, and asked, "Oswald?"

The faces of old Ian and Mio drooped again in an instant. It was indeed a pleasure for Kevin to wake up, but the emperor showed no signs of waking up.

Kevin stretched his legs and crawled out of the coffin, walked around to the coffin where Oswald was lying, pushed the lid without saying a word, and said very firmly: "I'm awake, and he can't die. Come on, help Hands, lift this guy back to his own bed, I just woke up with no strength in my hands, he's too heavy."

Mio let out an "oh" and helped Kevin get Oswald out of the coffin and moved him back to the emperor's bedroom in the inner courtyard of the Hanging Palace.

Others have vague or even completely forgotten everything about Mirror Island, but Kevin knows it very well.The last impact of Mirror Island is enough to bring Oswald back from the dead, but it will take a certain amount of time for self-adaptation and repair. As long as this process is over, he will definitely wake up.

In this regard, he hardly had the slightest doubt.

In this way, all the funerals scheduled for the next day were canceled because of the fraudulent corpse of the deceased.Kevin himself used the excuse of "waking up after being dizzy for a month, his hands and feet were weak and his whole body was weak", and he acted confidently as a lazy person. Awarded to the unlucky Mio.

As a result, poor Mio had to repeat the question "Why did Lord Fassbender come back alive" a hundred and eighty times every day, and he kept explaining the same words such as: "I was in a state of suspended animation before, but now I just woke up. How can there be so many reasons! Why are you asking God? What’s the use of asking me. You seem to really don’t want him to wake up? Hope? His Majesty is also in a state of suspended animation, and he can live in a few days. How many days are in a few days? I don't know!"

Fortunately, these things are still limited to the interior of the Xuan Palace and the ministers of the military camp, and the people don't know about it.Of course, there are also some vague rumors circulating in the market, but because they are contradictory or too magical, everyone doesn't take them seriously, and they don't take it seriously after the gossip is over.

And there was only a few days of hot discussion inside the Xuan Palace. After Mio explained everything, the enthusiasm gradually dissipated. Anyway, it’s good to be alive, isn’t it?

The only person who has been thinking about this matter is Peter, the commander of the cavalry army.Three days later, Peter, who ran out from under the medical officer, followed Mio to the inner courtyard to visit the unconscious emperor. It happened that Kevin was also staying in the emperor's bedroom, sitting on the armrest beside the bed and turning lazily. Book.

When Peter saw Kevin's calf, he opened his mouth and stammered to Kevin, "Light, the God of Light."

Mio: "..."

Kevin looked up at him and laughed: "Are you talking in your sleep or nonsense?"

Mi Ao laughed dryly, and explained: "From the moment he woke up, he insisted that he saw the God of Light, and he also said that you were, otherwise how could you wake up after lying down for so long? To be honest, the moment you woke up I really thought of what he said, and I almost believed it."

"Have you ever seen the God of Light lying in a coffin without the power to restrain a chicken?" Kevin said without blushing, "If I were the God of Light, would I still be sitting here? The sky is glowing and hot in the morning."

Mio: "..."

Peter: "..."

"To be honest, bring your own light source. From now on, there will be two suns in the sky, one during the day and one at night, and you won't need money if they don't light up." Kevin opened his eyes and talked nonsense, turning the pages of the book in his hand while talking, looking very comfortable and happy. Very underplayed.

The old butler Ian who had just entered the door almost choked to death on his own saliva after hearing his words.

Peter, whose memory was already vague, was disturbed by him like this, and couldn't help but doubt his own memory. He felt that maybe he was really dreaming... How could the God of Light be like this!

As a result, the dream that "Kevin is the God of Light", which no one believed, was never mentioned again, and the story was completely overturned.

Kevin originally imagined living in the Bronze Army base camp next door as before, but Sinya insisted on refusing to let him go. Instead of stopping him, the old butler Ian helped him, using the excuse of "convenience to take care of you" Ya stopped him together, and lived in the bedroom that Oswald had arranged for him before.

Your Excellency the Commander felt a lot when Ian led him to the dormitory, he propped the door frame and said, "The last time I lived here, I was still chained by Your Majesty."

Ian: "..."

Seeing the embarrassment on the old housekeeper's face, Kevin waved his hands and said, "Oh, I don't mean to mind, I just think it's quite interesting in retrospect."

Ian had a strange look on his face: "..."

Kevin actually just wanted to say that those things in the past are like a dream now, and it's funny to recall them suddenly.But there is a problem with the way of expression, it is easy to get confused no matter how you listen to it.

So, in just two sentences, His Excellency Kevin Fassbender, who is especially good at chatting, chatted away the strict and conservative old housekeeper.

Kevin's life in the hanging palace was very idle, which happened to loosen the bones he was used to.However, he seldom walks around in the inner courtyard, and most of the time he goes back and forth between his dormitory and Oswald's dormitory, two points and one line.

This kind of route can be described as monotonous and boring. In the past, Kevin should have been tired of it, but at this moment, his patience is surprisingly good.

For a day or two, Kevin was extremely calm.

A week passed, and he remained calm, flipping through the book while waiting for Oswald to wake up.

But half a month later, when Oswald still showed no signs of waking up, Kevin finally couldn't sit still.

Could it be that the influence of Mirror Island really didn't cover Oswald?He couldn't help but have such an idea, and immediately shook his head and denied it.He denied it quickly, and didn't even allow himself to think about this possibility for a second.

The skin of His Majesty the Emperor lying on the bed was paler than ever before, even his lips were bloodless, graying white.Kevin frowned and squeezed his fingers again, a shocking coolness fell on his palm, which didn't seem like the temperature that a living person would have.

Once a person starts to have a little random guess, even if he deliberately suppresses it, he will show up from time to time, just like the moss that will grow in the cracks of the corner stone if he is not careful, it is hard to guard against.

He didn't know if it was due to psychological factors, but he felt that Oswald's fingers were stiffer than before, as if they couldn't move them completely in two days.

His eyes rested on the skin under the wrist bone, where there was a bluish spot.

Kevin stared at the spot for a long time, but couldn't remember whether it was there before or just appeared recently.

His Highness the former Guangming God, who was born with indifferent feelings, has lived for tens of thousands of years, and it was the first time he experienced the feeling of "concern leads to chaos".His pitch-black eyeballs did not move, and his eyes were fixed on that spot. It was not until he finally started to feel a little stuffy that he suddenly realized that his left hand that had fallen on the bed was almost as cold as Oswell's. De felt warm, and the page in his right hand was unknowingly crumpled.

Impossible, Oswald is so close to him, it doesn't make sense that he woke up but Oswald couldn't wake up...

Kevin licked his dry lips, retracted his hands for a while, and then looked at Oswald who was motionless on the bed, pinching the knuckles of his fingers once and for all.

The joints of "Kaba Kaba" are crisp and rhythmic, and there is a faint sense of irritability.

Kevin squeezed back and forth for two rounds, and finally couldn't help but put away the book in his hand.He stood by the bed, scanned up and down, then bent down, and began to undo the emperor's clothes without saying a word.

He wanted to see if the light blue spot on his wrist was still there elsewhere.

Probably it was so messy that Kevin, who has always been observant, didn't even notice that the emperor's eyelids trembled when he unbuttoned the emperor's clothes.

Just as he unceremoniously pulled half of the clothes off the emperor's chest, a cold hand grabbed his wrist with a "snap--".

Kevin didn't react for a while, and after a moment of stunned, he suddenly raised his eyes, which happened to meet Oswald's half-closed eyes.

"Are you awake?" His Excellency Kevin Fassbender, who is used to pretending, is well versed in the art of changing faces, he gathered all the turbulent feelings into his heart, and his face quickly returned to normal in the blink of an eye. There was a nonchalant smile on the corner of his mouth.

He tapped Oswald's chest with the back of his hand, and said, "Don't lie sideways when you wake up, everyone in the palace is going to be scared to death by you. I'll ask Ian to pour some water."

After Kevin finished speaking, he straightened up and went to look for the old butler Ian.However, Oswald, who squinted his eyes, scanned his face for a while with an extremely strange gaze, and asked with a hoarse voice and frowning: "Who are you?"

Kevin: "..."

He straightened his waist halfway, and was startled by this question and froze there.After a while, he laughed and said, "Are you kidding me? I'm not that interested in playing this mentally retarded game with you. I'll go—"

In the middle of speaking, he was stunned by Oswald's gaze, and he couldn't continue.He pondered in his mind in amazement: the Vulcan godhead that Oswald had obtained before was no longer there, which meant that Oswald really died at the moment Melo blew himself up.The power of Mirror Island lies in its new life. It can bring Oswald back to life, but there is no guarantee that it will be intact. Could it be that even the memory has been completely refreshed?

Kevin looked at Oswald's vigilant gaze, feeling a little uncertain.

"Are you kidding me?" Kevin kept bending over, put one hand on the edge of the bed, lowered his head and put the back of his hand on Oswald's forehead, and subconsciously said, "Don't be stupid... it's not burning." Stupid, could it be that it was frozen?"

While he was muttering, Oswald suddenly raised his hand and grabbed his collar, pulled his lowered head lower, and then leaned over his face and kissed him.

"It seems that my acting skills are not bad." Oswald licked Kevin's lips, and smiled vaguely against his lips, "Or you are really worried."

Kevin: "..."

According to Kevin's usual temper, it is no doubt that anyone who does such a wicked thing must be killed. He raised his hand, and was pressed down accurately by the "prophet" Oswald.

Kevin: "..." The dog's paw probably doesn't want it anymore.

"Fortunately..." Oswald kissed him little by little, and said with a sigh, "You are alive, and so am I."

When Kevin heard this, he suddenly felt a little emotional. He thought foolishly: "Okay, whatever happens, I'm happy."

The old housekeeper, Ian, brought Kevin some fruit, but when he arrived at the door, he saw two shameless men kissing each other in the room, one of them was the young master he had grown up with, and the other was the legendary The god of light in...

God of Light...

The old butler Ian trembled, and the fruit plate fell to the ground with a bang.