The Emperor's Daily Nitpicking

Oswald glanced at him very suspiciously, and when his eyes fell on the two glasses, a row of big words was written on his face: Which of these two glasses should I drink to die slower?

Kevin sat down on the edge of the bed unceremoniously, crossed his legs, and said angrily: "What kind of eyes are you looking at? It seems that I will poison you in it. Is my character so worrying for you?"

"It's not worrying." Oswald shook his head, "It's because you don't have such a thing as character."

Kevin raised his foot and gave him a slap: "The wings are hard and I don't want to kill you."

He gave this kick very perfunctorily. Obviously, even he himself felt that Oswald's words were [-]% reasonable.However, such a perfunctory kick fell on Oswald impartially, because His Majesty the Emperor, who had long been accustomed to being beaten with rough skin and thick flesh, didn't even bother to hide.

"It's rare for me to be kind enough to send you some condolences. You don't appreciate it." Kevin raised his eyebrows, and simply took back the wine glass, saying, "I'd better drink it myself."

As soon as he finished speaking, he drank one of the glasses.

This wine is brewed with high-quality firebird fruit. When it is placed in a crystal glass, it shows a red color from deep to light from top to bottom. There is a little pink in the bright, and there is only one sip. Occupying the place at the bottom of the cup with dignity.Kevin only picks the taste and doesn't pay attention to the appearance when he eats. He stuffed the empty glass into Oswald's hand, raised another glass, and said, "In order to cope with your young master's illness, I specially picked two glasses of different colors." The most beautiful layers."

Oswald turned around the empty glass in his hand, raised his eyelids and stared at the little red wine juice on the corner of his mouth, nodded and said, "I really didn't see how it looked good in the glass just now, It feels pretty good now…”

While he was speaking, Kevin had raised his head and poured the second glass of fruit wine into his mouth.

Just as he put down the glass, Oswald had already leaned over.Compared with the fruit wine in the glass, he was more interested in what was on the corner of Kevin's mouth.

However, like a prophet, Kevin raised his hand to pick up the torn book that Oswald had left on the bed, and quickly placed it in front of him.So the emperor couldn't brake in time, and kissed the "Divine Calendar" that had fallen into a lot of ashes.

Oswald: "..."

The emperor, who was obsessed with cleanliness, went crazy when he thought of how many people had touched this torn book.

Kevin threw away the thick book that was enough to kill people, and stuffed the second empty cup into the emperor's hand, then raised an index finger at him and shook, saying: "I'm very principled, say no I'll drink it for you, and you won't get a drop of it."

After speaking, he stuck out the tip of his tongue and licked the wine juice from the corner of his mouth.

Oswald: "..."

"Okay, the activities of caring for the silly emperor are over. I'm very happy to see the young master is unhappy. I'm leaving, so I don't need to send it away." , The very bastard straightened the corner of his clothes, stood up and walked away.

Oswald squinted his eyes, watched his back as he walked towards the door, and calmly put the two empty wine glasses in his hand on the copper cabinet beside the bed...

As soon as Kevin walked to the door, he felt the wind in the back of his head, and the iron chain rattled.He didn't even need to turn his head to guess that the stupid emperor was rushing forward in anger, so he moved his feet and took a step aside lightly.

This step was made calmly and gracefully, but in the next second, his peripheral vision caught sight of the suddenly enlarged shadow on the ground.

Kevin yelled in his heart, "No!" But it was too late to let him go.He rolled his eyes resignedly, and was crushed under him with a puff by a huge, furry thing.

The handsome ex-His Royal Highness Guangming threw himself to the ground in glory, with a huge Sirius lying on his body. The snow-white fur was fluffy and beautiful, and it shone like satin under the lights.

Fortunately, all the servants were rushed to the front hall by Oswald to participate in the celebration party, and no one saw him, otherwise he would scare a lot of people by making such a change.

Sirius snorted haughtily, touched the back of Uncle Kevin's head with the tip of his nose, and asked, "Are you still flirting? Dear Sir Kevin Fassbender?"

Kevin was so crushed that he almost fainted, and he scolded angrily, "Get up! The blood is going to be splashed out by you, can you be a little fatter?"

Oswald killed half of Kevin's life with his weight, then got up and stood aside, lowered his head and groaned, and picked up Kevin, whose hands and feet were limp.An iron chain was still tied to his left front paw, but due to the sudden transformation into a giant beast, the iron chain was stretched by the Sirius' muscles and bones and was almost deformed. There was even a little crack at the edge. broken.

Kevin glanced at the iron chain, and said with disgust: "What quality..."

As soon as he finished speaking, he was thrown on the bed by Oswald, and received a naked and meaningful look from Sirius.

***

Mi Ao danced wildly with a group of men who had been holding back for more than half a year in the hall. He found a group of people to pour wine into his death, and at the same time was drunk by another group of people.Thousands of glasses of wine on the long table were swept away.In the end, it was not enough to drink with wine glasses, so they simply poured it from the wooden barrels, one or two were crazy.

"Hey - let go! Don't drag me! I can't do it, no, I won't drink it!" Although the fruit wine tastes sweet, it still has a lot of stamina, not to mention that these lunatics drink wine very quickly, one cup after another.While talking, Mi Ao found that his tongue was starting to become a little loose, so he resolutely walked around the pillars of the hall, avoiding the people chasing him to drink, and went to the inner courtyard.

He drank too much wine, he felt as if his brain had been marinated by wine, his rotation was a little stagnant, and he only vaguely remembered that he was going to see His Majesty the Emperor.Like a snake, he swam a winding and coquettish route in the straight corridor, turned several corners in a mess, and finally found the location of the emperor's bedroom.

Mio stood staggeringly against the wall for a while, and vaguely heard Kevin's voice from the bedroom: "What quality..."

Immediately afterwards, there was the sound of metal clanging and dragging on the ground, which seemed to be something like an iron chain.

Kevin?chains?

He rubbed his face vigorously in the autumn night wind, and rubbed himself soberly - Kevin had left with two glasses of fruit wine before, and it seemed that he was here to deliver wine to the emperor.

Mio subconsciously felt that since Kevin was also in the emperor's room, it should be convenient for the emperor to see people now, so his brain soaked in wine froze, and without even saying hello, he leaned on the wall and moved to the door of the bedroom .

Later, according to the memory of the person involved, Deputy Commander Mio Scott, this was probably the most stupid moment in his life.

He held on to the door of the emperor's bedroom, but he didn't see the emperor in the room.There was only Kevin lying on the bed with slightly messy hair and clothes, and a huge Sirius standing beside the bed.

Before he could digest the picture into his mind, he watched the burly Sirius transform into Oswald's appearance, with one knee still kneeling on the edge of the bed.

Mio: "..." Wait!

The unlucky deputy commander took a step back with a bewildered expression, but due to the effect of alcohol, his steps were a little sloppy.A center of gravity was unstable, and he sat down on the ground with a snap. This movement finally alarmed the people in the dormitory.

Kevin sat up from the bed in a jiffy: "Mio?"

Oswald wiped his face silently, turned his head expressionlessly, stared at the door with his transparent eyes, and said quietly: "Your Excellency Mio Scott, why don't you join the celebration?" , fumbling around, what are you doing here?"

Mio sat on the ground, shook his head, and then heard the sound of the sea.The alcohol had been so frightened by the scene just now that it evaporated all along the scalp, leaving only the water in his head.

Before he could repair his language organization ability, he was taken into the house by two thugs, Oswald and Kevin.

This time, His Majesty the Emperor, who had learned two lessons, finally had the consciousness to close the door.

When he was a Sirius, he had stretched the chain rings from his hands, and now that he was human, the rings hung loosely around his wrist bones.He dropped Mio in the armchair by the bed, and with a ferocious look on the hoop, he took it off his wrist with ease.

The wicked emperor and the even more wicked commander of the Bronze Army glanced at each other, and then wrapped the iron chain around the armchair three times in a very stupid way, and tied up the future thief, including the person and the chair.

Mio completely sobered up.

Kevin sat on the edge of the bed with one leg bent, elbows crossed, and he raised his chin at Mio: "Say, what did you see?"

Mio cried with a sad face: "I'm blind, I can't see anything."

"Okay, stop pretending, what did you see?" Kevin kicked the leg of the chair lightly, urging him to speak out.

Mio continued to cry: "I saw everything."

"..." Oswald: "Forget it, this brain is hopeless, drag it out and hang it on the top of the city wall to dry overnight."

Mio howled so heartbroken, Kevin picked up a fist-sized fruit from the bedside fruit plate, and stuffed it into his mouth in a very bully way: "Where is the funeral? Stop barking, and I will bring you in to be serious."

The people who came out of the legion were good at this, and they moved at every command. As soon as Kevin finished acting as a bully, Mio stopped talking and looked at him sadly.

The fruit in his mouth was finally taken out, and Kevin stuffed it into his arms, "Sweet fruit for you, don't act like you're holding back something and want to ask but don't dare to ask, you're not suitable for this This style hurts the eyes."

Mio looked dazed: "I saw a Sirius, is it the one you took in the Old Rose Castle last time?"

Kevin nodded: "Yes."

"Then why..." Mio turned his eyes to Oswald again as if sleepwalking: "The Sirius will become His Majesty? How did this happen! God! It's unimaginable!"

Oswald: "How did the Beastman change, that's how I changed, you can imagine as much as you want according to the template."

Mio: "..."

The brain that had just been buffered for a while froze again, and Mio stared blankly. After a while, his brain that had been damaged by alcohol finally started to work slowly: "You mean... I God, are you saying that you can change shape just like the behemoths?"

After he finished speaking, he pondered for another two seconds, and finally connected the logic before and after. He suddenly widened his eyes: "Your Majesty, are you from the Giant Beast Human Race...?"

"It's half." Oswald said, "My mother should have this bloodline."

He recalled the lively and enthusiastic beauty, the gentle middle-aged woman, and the tall man whose appearance was not clear in his dream, and suddenly felt a little regretful. He subconsciously said to Mio: "You will be in the west in the future." By the way, help me when the army is stationed...forget it."

After talking halfway, he shook his head again and said: "It's nothing, it's good to have paintings, let's talk about it later."

Mio looked at him in a daze, and then at Kevin.

"Did you see this just now?" Oswald changed the subject on his own, he raised his eyelids and scanned Mio up and down, and asked.

"Yes." Mio replied blankly, "Is there anything else? It's gone."

For some reason, Mio felt that for a moment, he caught a very regretful expression on Oswald's face, as if he hoped to be seen.But this was probably his illusion, because he blinked his eyes and found that Oswald's face tensed up again.

His Majesty the Emperor nodded dignifiedly, let go of the chain in his hand, raised his chin at him, and said, "It's all right, get out, and after you go back, let those drunks stay away from me until they wake up."

The Golden Leaf Festival is a day of carnival, and it is so normal to get drunk, and you have to get drunk for two more days to finish it.The reason why the emperor minded so much was probably because he was only given a password ban by someone, so he could only watch.

Mio felt the emperor's resentment, and was afraid that he would hit the gun again, so he tore off the iron chains on his body without saying a word.

He just talked about halfway, then he paused, raised his head and asked with some doubts: "Your Majesty, did you bring me in and tie me up so that I wouldn't tell about the origin of the giant orcs? Actually, I'll understand if you open your mouth." , You don’t need to do it.” He said sincerely with a sore face.

"Who stopped you from talking about it." Oswald said indifferently, "If you don't tell me, I will say it myself after the Golden Leaf Festival. It's just mixed blood. There's nothing to hide about it."

Mio: "...then why are you tying me up?"

Kevin smiled very stupidly beside him, "It's just to help you sober up." His Majesty the Emperor himself was tied up for a day, and he felt bitter, who made you hit the gun.

Mio: "..." Hehe.

The deputy commander didn't want to bother with these two wicked things anymore, not even the emperor and the commander.He pulled the iron chain three times, five times, two times, and rolled towards the door in desperation. The two wicked people realized their conscience and followed them one after the other, as if they wanted to see him until he got out the door.

Mio walked to the door and was about to step out when he suddenly remembered something and turned his head: "Huh?"

Oswald signaled him to fart with his eyes.

Under the scourge of the last bit of alcohol residue, Mio blurted out: "Kevin, were you lying on His Majesty's bed just now?"

Kevin: "..."

After a while, Deputy Commander Mio Scott was packed and thrown out. He watched the door of the dormitory slam shut with a dazed expression, and he was stunned for three seconds, then walked along the corridor almost in a state of conditioned reflex Swimming in the outer courtyard, the last scene he saw was constantly replayed in his mind——

Oswald let out an "oh", looked at him with a look of "you finally asked", and said lightly, "Well... that's what you saw."

Mio imagined the meaning of this sentence a little bit, and immediately felt that he was going to faint.

My superior, my brother who has been through life and death countless times, Kevin Fassbender...has he actually got involved with the emperor!No no no no this is terrible!

However, instead of refuting, Kevin shrugged his shoulders, leaned against the door frame and watched him off very casually: "Almost."

What was even more frightening was that His Majesty raised his chin and added: "Oh, by the way, you don't have to hold back on this matter, because I plan to talk about it too."

Mio swam all the way back to the hall along the corridor.He was confused by the noise and lights in the hall, and the soul that was blown out finally came back.Reluctantly, he leaned on the wall and thought: Damn it!They come for real!

In the emperor's bedroom in the inner courtyard of the palace, the emperor who sent away the unlucky ghost simply used the removed iron chain to reinforce the door a few times.

Kevin looked at him with folded arms: "Have you drunk your brain yet? I haven't gone back yet. Isn't it a waste of effort for you to tie up so many roads now? It will still have to be undone later."

Oswald finished the last bundle, patted the non-existent ashes on his hands, turned his head and kissed Kevin's mouth, and finally did what was blocked by the broken book before: "Who said I Are you going to let you go back? Your Excellency Kevin Fassbender, you drank all the wine you gave me, do I have to settle a bill with you to get it back?"