Empire first hand

When they really saw the "river" Ike said, the hearts of the rookies were broken.

"Is this called a river?" Qin Qing pointed at the "big long river" in disbelief, wishing to throw Ike into the river for a swim and feel the charm of the river.

Ike whipped his whip, and there was a crackling sound in the air, "Isn't it a river?"

On the left is the rushing river that has no end in sight, on the right is the devil coach who is smirking and whipping his whip, and behind it are Gu Rui, Hemo, Huo Zhen, and Jia Shi, who are temporarily unsure whether to supervise or save people.

Team 111 is very rare, five people appear together on the same occasion.You know, in the past, regardless of whether it was a royal banquet or a military banquet, there were never any days when five people attended together.

Oh, there is still time when Team 111 was awarded the honor of "The Empire's No. [-] Elite".

What is the river that Ike is talking about?

It is not an ordinary river, it is the Yellow River, the river of life that meanders from west to east through the Death Valley, and this is the most turbulent and precipitous section in the middle of the Yellow River, a canyon waterfall with a width of 68 meters and a section of 186 meters.

Chaotianjiao expressed deep sympathy for such a devil coach on his master's booth, but at the same time he also had confidence: "Chi Xiaoxi, Benjiao believes in you, even if everyone else falls, you are still the one supporting the sky, standing tall It won't fall!"

Chi Xi: "..." Although I am very grateful for your trust, but that word is a bit dirty, please don't use it?

Chao Tianjiao, deputy leader of Brainless Fan No. [-], has expressed his position.

No. [-] Qin Qing, the brainless fan, followed closely: "The leader is a pillar of the sky, and he will not fall down!"

Brat fan No. [-] Jia Shi is not to be outdone: "My lord is a pillar of the sky, you will not fall down!"

Brainless fan No. [-] Feng Chengyun said...

Seeing that the calm Feng Chengyun also came out to join in the fun, Chi Xi's face darkened: "Would you like to try to be a real supporter, huh?"

Chao Tianjiao's face turned red, followed closely by his whole body, and he squeezed his short hands in a gesture: "Chi Xiaoxi, there are so many people, it's not good, let's take our time in private." alright."

Chi Xi: "..." Tell me the truth, how much memory is occupied by the bloody drama at eight o'clock!

Feng Chengyun said regretfully: "Captain, in broad daylight, pay attention to the influence, there are still minors here."

Qin Qing had long put the idea of ​​"brainless fans must always maintain the dignity of idols at all costs" behind him, "Hahaha, yes, Chi Xiaoxi, Chaotianjiao and Yuchijiao are still young, don't spoil them. "

Jia Shi, who never forgets to eat but not to play, said: "Master, Death Valley is too boring. If you want to play, you can have a good time when you go back."

The three of them started the conversation, Lian Liangzhe and Li Chen came to join in the fun, and the five of them teased Chi Xi together, and their words became yellow every minute.Although each of them didn't say those things too explicitly, they could let everyone understand what they were talking about.

However, Chi Xi, who has never been willing to suffer, was unexpectedly silent this time, and only quietly watched this group of people with a pair of dark eyes that could not see emotions. dead people.

Hemo smiled knowingly, and once again felt a sense of sympathy as a comrade.

These days, it's rare to see gay friends whose thoughts and actions are so in tune. When did they launch armor together to blow up the [Imperial-Military] Academy.Thinking of the scene of those old men rushing out with their bare white buttocks, I was really a little excited.

As for why the person protecting the shortcoming didn't respond?

Gu Rui: Well, dried snake berries are delicious, and there are a lot of fish in the Yellow River, let's grill the fish together when Chi Xigan overturns the group of people.

Ike, who disappeared after leading the person over, suddenly appeared in everyone's sight holding an irregular boulder with one hand.

According to visual inspection, the boulder is nearly 10 meters long, wide and 3 meters high, which is enough for four adult men to roll over and over and do some discordant things, and there is still enough room for two more.

The boulder weighing hundreds of kilograms was held with one hand, and it seemed to be quite easy.Ike stood on the bank of the river, with his feet spread apart, holding a large stone with both hands like throwing a small gravel, and threw it out, right in the middle of the river bed, firmly settled in, and separated the turbulent water at both ends.

Everyone: "..." Surviving under such a coach, personal safety is not guaranteed, can I ask for more insurance?

Training officially begins.

In view of the power of the Empire Flower, Ike changed the rules of discord: "Take off, no, leave a pair of pants, and take off the rest. Again, no matter what method you use, the first person who comes to me will have clothes Wear it, everyone else stays here for training, understand?"

"Understand!"

Must understand!I don't understand, I'm not afraid that the devil coach will be angry and let them run naked?

The rookies jumped into the river with a plop, and the 501 freshmen lined up densely, huddled together like ants, and the flow of the Yellow River slowed down for this.

Ten meters behind you is the water outlet of the waterfall. If you are accidentally washed away by the rushing river and fall, you will be smashed to pieces every minute. It is much simpler, faster and more uniform than chopping bones with a big knife. No effort.

Someone threw out a branch with young buds. The buds floated up and down in the river and refused to sink, but they still couldn’t reach the flow of the Yellow River. There was a sound.

Could it be that they fell and disappeared in such a silent way as if out of thin air?

Many people moved their Adam's apples and swallowed.

Chi Xi rubbed his fingers to wipe off a trace of dust on them, his expression relaxed.

Feng Chengyun couldn't help worrying: his captain is running wildly on the dark road, he is a bit dangerous as the deputy captain.

With a width of 68 meters, 501 freshmen squeezed into two rows, front and back, full of them. With an order, they were ready to rush to Ike who was standing on the temporarily moved boulder in the middle of the river bed 100 meters away.

The much-anticipated Ike gnawed on the big rock cross-legged and gnawed on the chicken legs until his mouth was full of oil, and his long stubble flickered with his chewing movements, which made people feel obsessive-compulsive.

There were still two chicken legs, and the freshmen looked left and right, wondering if they could find a more favorable position.

The distance of 100 meters can be run in about 10 seconds on flat ground. Once the resistance of the river is counted, they dare not count the time because they have never tried it before, and they dare not think about leaving only a pair of underpants and unknown punishment. , the only way to win.

For this, do whatever it takes!

If you can occupy the most middle position, the straight shortest route to Ike, in a way, is half the battle.In contrast, the person on the bank of the river has no chance of success if he is not a few seconds faster than everyone else.

But there is another possibility: Everyone knows that the shorter the distance, the faster, and none of them want to run half-naked in a pair of underpants. Then, will the person with the shortest route arrive so smoothly?

When everyone was recalculating the schedule and plotting tricks just to avoid running naked, they unanimously reserved the middlemost position.

The corners of Chi Xi's lips curled slightly, and he stood in the position of the target under the eyes of everyone who were either surprised or understood.

Feng Chengyun came over with him and put his hand on his shoulder, "Captain, our team depends on you."

Team 666, including Team 111, who had joined for a short time, came to an obvious realization during the time of training together: Chi Xi has a handicap, but he has good legs.

Perhaps when God took Chi Xi's hand, he couldn't bear that he could only be handicapped for the rest of his life, so he left a pair of good legs.

Regarding this, Feng Chengyun, who had been abused before, said: God, you old man, please give me a pair of good legs.

"Ah."

Hearing this magical laughter, Feng Chengyun's face froze, and he put down his hands embarrassingly.

Chi Xi turned his head and gave him a wicked smile: "Vice Captain, don't always think of relying on others. If you still think about relying on others when you are in bed, then the only result will be 'a ten thousand year old virgin'."

Feng Chengyun: "..." God, please shut up this man's mouth.

Qin Qing, Lian Liangzhe, and Li Chen, who saw the captain and deputy captain approaching slowly, looked at the sky and the ground without looking at Chi Xi: Well, the sound of the water was a bit loud, and we didn't hear the "ten thousand years old virgin" from the old virgin captain to the old virgin vice captain. curse.

The originally vacated position was occupied, and the freshmen gradually gathered around. While maintaining a distance of 100 meters from Ike, everyone focused on Chi Xi who was occupying the shortest route and also attracted the most firepower. .

This is the person, every time he cooks something delicious, he doesn't divide a bit, and he doesn't have the love of his classmates!

This is the person who makes delicious food by the side every time they are tortured into dead fish!

This is the person who hooked up with the flower of the empire by virtue of his cooking skills of walking sideways in the valley of death!

it's this guy...

Go to hell, the winner!

The freshmen are used to the flow speed and resistance of the river, secretly sharpening their knives and preparing to pounce on someone who has the maximum hatred value at the beginning. After eating the chicken leg, Ike wiped his oily lips and stubble with his backhand, Opened his mouth.

Everyone held their breaths, the time for revenge was coming.

Ike's mouth opened wide, "Hi~~"

Everyone: "..." Ma Dan, my pants are about to fall off, why don't you just show me this? !

The freshmen's spirits were tense, and with such a sudden move, all of them had the heart to lift the table and rock.

at this time--

"Hey, that day..." Chi Xi suddenly thought of something, turned his head towards Feng Chengyun and whispered, "I'll tell you a secret Ike doesn't know."

Feng Chengyun: "Huh?"

At this time, what secrets can there be?

"Ike..."

"1."

"He doesn't wear..."

"2."

"Pants."

"3."

"Fuck!"

"Ike doesn't wear underwear?"

"Ike doesn't wear underwear!"

What is the result of 500 freshmen shouting together?

Gu Rui choked, Hemo's glasses were crooked, Huo Zhenjia's snacks fell off, and the chili pepper fell to the sky.

And Ike, who didn't wear underwear and called "123" in a low voice, was stunned. When did he stop wearing underwear?

Everyone was stunned for a second, and only one second was enough for Chi Xi to step on Feng Chengyun who was stupidly standing there and rush out first.

When they discovered the scheming whore's trick, Chi Xi had a sad expression of "brother, I'm sorry you shouldn't tell your secret", patted Ike who didn't wear underwear, and Shi Shiran walked ashore.

Everyone: "..."

Chi Xi won, using a secret of "Ike doesn't wear underwear" to win everyone's stupefaction for a second, seize the opportunity, grab the clothes, and grab 500/person's hatred.

Ding Dong—Congratulations on receiving "Hateful Eyes" x1000.

Ding Dong——Congratulations on receiving "Good Smile" x1000.

Winning doesn't count, Chi Xi didn't forget to bring two fish when he went ashore, put on his shirt and only buttoned the third one, stretched his long legs, grilled fish chicly, making people drool.

However, except for Gu Rui and Hemo, no one has a share.

Huo Zhen felt wronged: "I didn't laugh at you!"

Hemo glanced coldly behind him, is your chrysanthemum intact?

Huo Zhen's chrysanthemum tightened, and he hugged Yuchijiao sadly and huddled into a ball, one big and one small, very similar.

Jia Shi pursed his mouth, drooling while holding Chaotianjiao in aggrieved way.Hey, the leader is too vengeful, I curse you that you will never be able to stand up to the sky again, hum!

Chi Xi and the others set up a fire by the river to eat grilled fish, while Huo Zhenjia watched eagerly and drool, while the others smelled the delicious smell of grilled fish and were trained by the angry Ike devil in the Yellow River. Such a happy scene... What a ghost!