Empire first hand

"Young man, can you fall down with such a little setback?"

"cannot!"

"Young man, do you have to overcome such a little difficulty?"

"want!"

"Young man, can't the river come over with such a little water?"

"can!"

Chi Xi gnawed on the hot-mouthed grilled fish that had just come out of the oven, and regarded the "Up the Yellow River" training of a group of rookies and devil coaches as a midnight inspirational drama, and this deafening inspirational roar was naturally a passionate bgm.

Maybe it's because the grilled fish is too fragrant, or maybe their posture is too leisurely, Ike pointed at the whip: "Little rookies, look at others, look at you, don't work hard now, wait until you are stripped naked and run around It's too late! Come on!"

"Yes!"

Chi Xi's hatred was maxed out, and Ike's move was so easy to use. The freshmen glared at Chi Xi angrily, humming, and the speed of going upstream was at least half faster than before.

"..." Chi Xi, who obediently sat on the shore and ate fish, not only filled up his hatred, but also seriously lay down his gun, was innocent, "Has Ike always been like this?"

Gu Rui paused while eating fish, and remained silent.

Hemo covered his face: "So he wasn't like that."

Chi Xi understood in seconds, it turned out that it was not like this, it was an acquired genetic mutation.

Huo Zhen pouted his mouth, and spit out a string of vinegar-flavored bubbles: "The deputy captain is a handsome man even if he shaved his beard, otherwise how could he be the first among us to get out of the singles and start a family?"

"Huh?" Chi Xi didn't know this.

He subconsciously thought that Ike, who didn't like to shave and looked a bit sloppy, was a bachelor who liked to pick his feet and pick his nose and poo and didn't pay attention to hygiene.

Unexpectedly, this guy actually overwhelmed a small group of four beautiful men with different styles: abstinent man, elite man, sunny man, and straight man. The first one to become a man with a family is the winner in life!

Chi Xi leaned closer to Hemo: "Is Ike's wife pretty?"

"Pretty pretty." Hemo said honestly, at least in his aesthetics, Irina is a beautiful woman with a front/convex/back/upturned face, a standard imperial beauty.

Gu Rui snorted, "Goldfish."

Chi Xi: "..."

There is a like-minded friend Hemo who is also committed to digging out the dark history of the captain. Chi Xi soon learned about Gu Rui's "Goldfish Theory". Putting on the label of "winner in life", thinking of myself who has been single for two lifetimes, I want to eat dog food.

However, immediately after Gu Rui said "goldfish", Ike, who was holding a beautiful woman and smiling lewdly/sensually, instantly became a winner in life holding a beautiful head with a goldfish body, and couldn't bear to look straight at him until he dropped the dog food.

Chi Xi silently handed over a freshly grilled fish, "Am I a goldfish too?"

Gu Rui still has one in his left hand, it is very useful to please Chi Xi, he nodded expressionlessly, "Blue light fish." It is cuter than goldfish.

Chi Xi silently took the other one and gnawed it, isn't it still a fish?

Jia Shi: qaq

The three of Gu Ruichi, Hemo, and Hemo had a great time eating grilled fish, and Hemo didn't mind eating grilled fish mixed with dog food, it tasted good anyway, so just add dog food, just to adjust the seasoning.

But for Huo Zhen, who can only eat light food because of the damaged chrysanthemum, and Jia Shi, who can eat it but was punished for catching fish but not eating fish because he teased Chi Xi relentlessly before, life is already so difficult and he still has to eat dog Food, inhumane!

Huo Zhenjia lay listlessly on the side and didn't dare to resist anything. Instead, Ike was so hungry that the rookies immediately had a new task: "Rookies, I'll give you 2 minutes to catch fish. Start at 123." !"

"Fuck, inhumane!"

"Obviously the coach wants to eat fish!"

"Scheming bitch!"

"Can you kill him?"

"Is it possible?"

The scheming bitch coach grinned, and was so arrogant that the hairs flew up: "You want to kill me? Come on. If you can't kill me, go catch the fish obediently! Countdown, 105 seconds, streaking if you can't catch the fish!"

"Fuck!!!"

After a shocking sound, Chi Xi looked at 500 teenagers with pouting buttocks and bare white legs catching fish in the river with a dull face.The strips of white, red, and green underwear are dazzling.

"There are still leopard prints." Chi Xi was almost blind.

These days, 18-year-old boy, how boring you are.

Gu Rui followed Chi Xi's line of sight, sized it up for a while, and said surprisingly: "It's not big enough."

"Cough, cough, cough..." For the first time in his life, Chi Xi's throat was stuck by fish meat.

Hemo and Gu Rui sat next to Chi Xi, one on the left and one on the right. Hemo, who had been prepared, pushed a bowl of water from behind Chi Xi. Gu Rui took it smoothly and handed it to Chi Xi without blinking. , reminded: "Drink some water, watch out for fishbone."

Hemo: "..." Chi Xi is not like you, eating fish without spitting out fishbone.

Chi Xi felt bitter, and drank the glass of water under the childish charge of "being stuck in the throat by a fishbone".

Before he could catch his breath, none of the teenagers threw fish onto the bank "crackling" without looking back. Those were alive and kicking, and the ones were about to be thrown to death or pinched to death. "Baji" and threw it at Chi Xi's feet.

The two-jin fat fish rolled its dead eyes and flicked its tail on the ground, just in time to throw mud and water all over Chi Xi's face.

Chi Xi: "..." These days, fish dare to bully people with blind fish eyes.

"It's time. Very good, no one needs to run naked, and take a half-hour break."

Ike was very satisfied, and as for some cheating behaviors where he couldn't catch fish and was sneakily stuffed by his companions, he just turned a blind eye.

People are not born to know everything, and since their companions are willing to help, he will not be so unkind.

"what……"

"what……"

"call……"

Panting heavily, the teenagers landed on all fours and limbs, their faces and bodies covered in muddy water, and their appearances were so miserable that they couldn't see that they were all in high spirits when they were in Gerald College.

The four of Feng Chengyun still had a lot of energy, and they each held a fish and ran over quickly wearing a pair of underpants: "Captain, please feed me!"

Chi Xi's dead fish eyes: "...Are you sure you want to dangle in front of my eyes wearing only a pair of wet underwear?"

Wet panties?

"Click", the thin iron rod that stringed the fish in Gu Rui's hand broke.

Feng Chengyun's back stiffened, and he clearly felt that Gu Rui stayed on his white underwear for a while, then turned around and ran at a new speed.

Ma Dan, who is messing with someone by wearing white underwear these days!

Qin Qing took a step back with a smirk, threw the fish in front of Chi Xi, and quickly slipped away clutching Dahong's butt.

The deputy captain set an example and ran away first, and his companions also slipped away. Of course, Lian Liangzhe and Li Chen didn't dare to stay longer, so they quickly left the fish and ran away.

Chao Tianjiao didn't want Chi Xi to do so many fish, not to mention that who knows if Ike, the devil, will have other training in the future. What if Chi Xiaoxi is punished if he runs out of energy now?

Although, he was really looking forward to seeing Chi Xiaoxi running naked and walking birds. Thinking about Chi Xiaoxi, who was still a young lady, running around naked all day long, he hadn't seen such a look in more than ten years. Such a cute picture.

Gu Rui had no objection to Chao Tianjiao taking over the grilled fish, and Chi Xi didn't care about the previous few people teasing him.

After all, Ike's training is not as good as Gu Rui's, but it's not built after all. If I don't eat something now, I'm afraid I won't be able to survive later.As for revenge... Anyway, he is the captain, revenge will be done slowly, and one day it will be finished.

When Ike finished eating the three grilled fish with relish, a group of freshmen swallowed the half-baked fish with pain in their faces, and tears fell from their hearts.

Although eating raw food is not good, Chi Xi has no intention of helping them.

If there are only a few people here, ask Chaotianjiao to help, or teach them, but there are 500 people here, is it because Chaotianjiao is a robot and doesn't know how to be tired? Instruct him at will?

No.

Now Chi Xi regards Chaotianjiao as his family, and will never force Chaotianjiao to do what he doesn't want, let alone a group of strangers who don't know good and evil.This is the oath he made after his rebirth, and it is also the promise he will keep for the rest of his life.

But Chaotianjiao is a thinking robot.

Without asking Chi Xi, he ran over with a "da da da", with a big fat waist and a face full of disgust of "I really can't stand it", took the fish, sat down on his buttocks, "you group of fish lips , keep your dead fish eyes wide open, Benjiao is in a good mood today, and will show you how to grill fish mercifully, hum."

"oh oh."

"Chaotian pepper is mighty!"

"Chaotianjiao is domineering!"

"Chaotianjiao is the best!"

I don't know who started it first, the freshmen quickly gathered in a circle, experimenting bit by bit in Chaotianjiao's or arrogant, irritable or disgusting tone, even Wanda who would mock Chi Xi every time he saw Chi Xi secretly followed.

There is no way, there is no ready-made food in Death Valley, if you don't want to starve to death, you can only endure it.

"Ah, you idiot! Dig out the guts of the fish!"

"Are you stupid or not? You haven't washed the fish clean. What a fart!"

"You don't even scrape fish scales, why don't you take off your panties in the shower!"

Seeing the chickens and dogs jumping over there from a distance, Chi Xi shook his head helplessly, Chao Tianjiao became more and more lively.

Gu Rui was a little envious: "Chaotianjiao is for your own good."

"I know."

How could Chi Xi not know?

Apart from him, Chao Tianjiao doesn't care about anything, even if the empire is destroyed, as long as it doesn't affect Chi Xi's life, Chao Tianjiao doesn't care at all.

He would do this because he wanted them to owe this favor, so that Chi Xi could leave a better impression on everyone.

The moment was well chosen.

In the earlier days, these people would take Chi Xi and Chao Tianjiao's help for granted, and in the later days, these people would complain why Chi Xi and Chao Tianjiao didn't help earlier and made them suffer for so long.

And now, when they already have the idea of ​​making a living by themselves but are unable to do it due to limited skills, it is the best time.

Gu Rui envied and hated: "Go back and ask the Academy of Sciences to make an intelligent butler robot."

Chi Xi pointed to the distance and kicked down a group of freshmen Chaotianjiao who were showing off their power, "Can they do this?"

Gu Rui: "..." If they can't do the same thing, why don't they be allowed to make a lower one?

Gu Rui put what he wanted to say on his face, and Chi Xi and Hemo silently turned their faces away without complaining about him.

If you are willing to use the inferior one, you already have it, okay?

Gu Rui: "..." What about believing in the promise for the rest of your life?The boat of friendship is about to capsize!