Empire first hand

The 15 days in the Death Valley are for the freshmen to adapt to the environment, self-regulate and stimulate their potential, while the 15 days of being trained by Ike Devil is to artificially help them adjust their state and make them more suitable for combat.

It's only been three days since Ike took office as the devil's coach. The 3 freshmen seem to have traveled to hell for several laps.

On the first day, the last one was killed by slugs. On the second day, the last one took off his clothes and stood on guard shivering in the cold wind. On the third day, the last group was forced to eat a large pot of hot peppers and became a rare animal platypus. It was a miserable day.

In contrast, the lives of the 666 and 111 teams are quite leisurely.

Eat, eat; drink, drink; sleep, sleep.

If there is still a fly in the ointment, it is that the daily training makes Chi Xi unable to cook a lot of dishes, so everyone can only settle for the next best thing to eat the dishes made by Chaotianjiao.

Even so, they are much better than the dead fish eating compressed biscuits.

The only thing that remains the same is that Chi Xilei is still cooking for Gu Rui, yes, cooking.

In order to prevent Gu Rui from only eating fish all day long, with a combination of meat and vegetables and balanced nutrition, Chi Xi didn't cook fish these days.Gu Rui didn't want to eat Chaotianjiao, so he could only reluctantly eat the few pots of grass made by Chi Xi.

Today, to welcome the new guests, Chi Xi cooked a pot of eggplant fish.

Huo Zhen watched helplessly as the eggplant fish he ordered was wrapped up by Gu Rui, and the rest was taken over by Hemo and others. He gnawed on the bland and tasteless grass, and couldn't get a drop of fish soup. .

Hey, I knew Hemo was not easy to mess with, why can't I control my mouth!

Huo Zhen's resentful eyes were too obvious to be ignored. Jia Shi thought about it, and lovingly picked up the smallest piece of eggplant fish from the bowl. Before it was put into Huo Zhen's bowl, Hemo glanced over with cold eyes .

"His chrysanthemum is still there."

Everyone: "..." Damn it, you're playing so big?

Huo Zhen immediately couldn't care less about what to eat, and stood up with a "huh", all the things about the chrysanthemum were told, and he wanted to lose face!

"Hemo, you said you kept it a secret! You don't keep your promises, you break your word and get rich, you hypocrite!"

The hypocrite looked at him coldly. Who was the first to keep it a secret, but then made it known to everyone?

Huo Zhen, who was wronged, bit the bullet and said: "Even so, I have already apologized, you can't..."

"Feel sorry."

"Eh?"

"I apologize."

"..."

Chi Xi once again made it clear that his thinking was correct: it's okay to provoke Gu Rui and Ike, at most it's just a flesh injury, the difference between lying on the bed for a few more days and not lying for a few days, and messing with Hemo... Hehe, I'd better commit suicide first Bar.

Didn't you see that Huo Zhen was already covering his head and wanted to hit with tofu?

Chi Xi was really kind, and asked him sincerely: "Tofu is 10 yuan, how much do you want?"

Everyone: "..." You are still robbing when you are down, robbers!Inhuman!

Hemo was stunned for a moment, and didn't realize the rapidity of the topic for a moment. When he did, he immediately showed a sinister smile of "you understand me, everyone understands you, you understand me": "Ten yuan, he has a big face and a big head. Ten yuan is not enough to hit."

"Thanks for your patronage." Chi Xi smiled brilliantly, and his voice was full of twists and turns, "Chaotianjiao~"

Chaotianjiaopidianpidian stepped forward and handed over the tofu just made two days ago: "Freshly baked tofu is the only one in Death Valley, there is no semicolon, pass by, don't miss it. 100 million imperial coins, guest Do you choose cash or debit? Benjiao does not owe credit, please pay in person, pay with one hand, and deliver with one hand."

"thump"--

Huo Zhen: Out of breath.

Everyone: "..." It's getting more and more ferocious, this carrot.

The ferocious carrot squatted down and spread ten pieces of tofu all over Huo Zhen's face, and stacked them up until they were all over: "Benjiao goes to the world, heaven and hell, omnipotent, nowhere If you don’t go, even if your soul flies away, you must remember to hand over the money before then.”

Huo Zhen: Qi died.

What happened between Hemo and Huo Zhen, other people wisely stopped asking, not to mention the 111 team, the pass and secrecy order common throughout the empire, even this ferocious carrot was not provoked by ordinary people. started.

Have you ever seen a carrot that can cook?

Have you ever seen a carrot that does business?

Have you ever seen a carrot that will help the master fly to the sky to collect debts?

If you have seen it, you will understand.

Hemo and Chi Xi, they are two close friends who are destined to meet thousands of miles away. Since the first meeting at noon, one side is acquainted and the other side is confused. In just two hours, the two sides have completed the process from "self-introduction" to "shallow introduction". There is a high degree of overlap in the concepts of "talking about family background", "ideals in life", "deception", "money first" and so on.

Chi Xi: "Comrade!"

Hemo: "It's too late to meet each other."

Gu Rui was upset, the big (small) chef (shou) who had promised to be together for a lifetime ignored his existence and hooked up with his gay friend.

Ike was very open-minded, and finally someone would work hand in hand with Hermone instead of staring at him who was pure, kind and innocent and didn't know how to harm others.

Huo Zhen is not happy, and there will be another vampire who will squeeze him in the future.

Jia Shi is very open-minded, the two teams have a good relationship, and they can come to eat casually in the future.

Chao Tianjiao is worthy of being "Chi Xiaoxi's personal assistant". Seeing that the relationship between the two is getting better, he quickly jumped forward: "He Xiaomo, you want to marry our husband Chi Xiaoxi, who is handsome and cracks the sky and conquers the stars and the sea with his face." Does the Flower of the Empire teach? There is Chao Tianjiao, the deputy leader who can cook, and Chi Xiaoxi, the leader who is especially good at cooking, and there is still a lack of a deputy leader who is in charge of life and death~"

In front of the monitor, Hemo was very curious about the material of Chaotianjiao. Now, Chaotianjiao jumped in front of him, and obviously asked him. If he didn't touch it, when would he wait?

But Hemo is a polite gentleman, so he asked very gentlemanly: "Chaotianjiao, I like you very much, can I touch you?"

"Although you like me very much, to the point where you can't touch me, eat, sleep, or have to touch me, Chi Xiaoxi is the only one in Benjiao's heart." Chaotianjiao drooped the three emerald green leaves on top of his head in embarrassment , suddenly thought of something, and the glasses were shiny white, "Well, I'll touch it for you, but you have to like Chi Xiaoxi more than me!"

Hemo: "..." will be destroyed by humanity!

Hemo could see clearly that Gu Rui was special to Chi Xi.

Whether it's because of Chi Xi's liking and unconditional trust, or Chi Xi's empire's number one culinary skills captured Gu Rui's stomach, special is special.Even if Gu Rui doesn't have that kind of thought about Chi Xi now, if he dares to show a little thought of poaching someone, he'll probably... die beautifully right away.

"Don't worry, Chaotianjiao, I like you the most." Chi Xi stroked the leaves on the top of Chaotianjiao's head and smoothed the hair, and by the way, he did not forget to pull the newly appointed deputy leader, "Hemo, Chaotianjiao doesn't hate you, just touch it if you like it." , I am also very happy that someone likes Chaotianjiao as much as I do."

In the empire, intelligent butler robots are commonly found in every household.Because of this, robots are not respected and liked by people, just like Chi Xi in his previous life, who only regarded Chaotianjiao as an ordinary robot, not a relative who accompanied him for 18 years.

Now there is a like-minded friend who likes Chaotianjiao as much as he does, and Chi Xi's heart is about to fly.

What could be more gratifying than being recognized and liked by others in the family?

With a chill down his spine, Hemo twitched the corners of his mouth, and put his hand on the leaves of the chili pepper...how could it be a hand?

Take a closer look, okay, that hand is familiar and beautiful, isn't it the pair of "sinful hands" that can only cause trouble every time, and after a trouble, a communication, pat his ass and leave, leaving him to clean up the mess. hand"?

Gu Rui touched the leaves of Chaotian pepper and was amazed by the feel: "How could it be?"

When the sweetheart comes, of course the friend has to lean on.

Chi Xi took Gu Rui's hand and touched the edges and lines of the leaves, "Chaotianjiao is different from the robots you are used to. He has a temperature sensing system, a human body temperature change system, and will change itself according to changes in external conditions." The temperature, on the other hand, is much like a human being."

Hermo touched one of the other two untouched leaves, "I see."

Jia Shi rushed forward, "Wow, really! It's amazing!"

When the people in the two teams touched it, and I touched it, the Chaotianjiao was "sizzling", and the whole body was so hot that it was smoking.

Qin Qing stretched out his hand, felt the steam with heat and humidity, and widened his eyes in surprise: "Chi Xiaoxi, you are amazing!"

Several people fought again, and the heat of Chaotianjiao became even more jubilant.

Chi Xi looked at Chaotianjiao with gentle eyes, and it is not an exaggeration to describe it as pampering, "Chaotianjiao is a family member. I will give what ordinary robots don't have, and I will give what ordinary humans have. As long as it is me Give him whatever you can."

"Plop", a meat dumpling fell into his arms.

Chi Xi looked down and saw that Yu Chijiao had been thrown a piece of dog shit, and stood up dazedly grabbing his hand, smelling An Xin in a daze, rubbed his hands and fell asleep again.

Isn't it just that since he made his home on Gu Rui's head, he has never come down except to eat and drink?

The host, Gu Rui, was innocent: "Too fat, lost it."

Everyone: "..." You couldn't get rid of it two days ago, you have the ability to open your eyes and tell lies, and you have the ability to tell the truth!

Chi Xi expressed his understanding by holding the powder ball which was indeed much heavier than when he was just born.

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Hemo said: "I'm so sensible, hehe.

On the 4th day after the devil coach took office, Ike made another moth.

"One by one, take off their clothes and line up to go down the river in order. I'll count to 123. No matter what method you use, the first one in front of me will wear underwear, understand?"

Everyone: "..." Is this the rhythm of streaking?

undress?

From Gu Rui's point of view, Chi Xi was facing him sideways, his profile gleaming in the sunlight.

"Take off?" Gu Rui repeated inexplicably.

Ai Ke was startled, and immediately changed his words: "Being naked affects the appearance of the city, so leave a pair of underpants."

Everyone: "..." Afraid of the captain, he just said, is the valley of death still a city?Trick fish to eat peppers!

Ike was bitter: there is a captain who likes to be jealous, and he has to weigh everything, so he can't abuse the rookie happily.