The wrong posture of YY male god [system]

Unlike the public screen that kept complaining about Taozi's IQ, Carlos felt bad when he saw his artist account grabbing the small bench on the screen.

When he put on the earphones and heard the host's words, he really couldn't be better.

"Hahaha! Please put the five little friends who grabbed the small bench in the arms of Mai Xu, one by one, and have 30 seconds to confess to your border town male god! Don't tell me you don't have a microphone! You don't want to occupy the latrine Shit, you will definitely be beaten to death by the public screen!"

[public screen]

[Fuck!First of all, we must kill the host and say who is the latrine! !Hahaha! !My heart hurts my man! ]

[The field control baby quickly forks the host out!It must be a spy sent from next door! ]

[No, he's a tease sent by a monkey! ]

The tension between the public screen and the host did not attract Carlos' attention at all.Because this time it was his turn to be loved.

The four small benches in front are all cute girls, and they told Biancheng that they sing very well and will always support them, happy birthday, cheers and so on.When it was Carlos' turn, the public screen exploded.

[public screen]

[Ah ah ah ah ah! ! !Concubine empress! ! !Hammering to the ground, Zhan Yuanchun is a soft and cute loli hug me tight! ]

[hug hug! ! ! ]

[Soft and cute loli sound button 1, domineering royal sister sound button 2, gentle wife sound button 3! ]

The crazy figures on the public screen made the host unable to control it.

"I've admired your name for a long time, Yuanchun's big touch! This is probably the first time I've made a sound in YY, right? Are you looking forward to Border Town?"

"Well, I'm looking forward to it."

The voice of the border town was tinged with laughter.

[public screen]

[Seeing Yuanchun and the male god, I believe in love again! ! ! ]

[It sounds like the truth, I don’t know how many times I have voiced qaq in private, just admit that you are together! ]

[Yes, admit it quickly!We will all bless you! ! !The boundless spring graduates smiled and shed tears. ]

"Haha! I want to play the domineering Yujieyin! Come on, come on, Mai Lian is on! Great! I heard that you are a true fan of Border Town, what do you want to say to the male god now?"

The host's excitement was clearly conveyed through the voice.Carlos rested his forehead with one hand, Tao Zi really "helped a lot", and now he is about to fall off the horse.He silently turned on the portable radio, and just as he was getting ready to face the earthquake caused by the falling horse, he suddenly picked up a cup to moisten his throat, contracted his throat slightly, and started to roar.

I have to say that learning Peking Opera is really helpful, false sounds and so on, so easy.

"I'm sorry, 1, 2, and 3 are all wrong, I'm a man."

Gongping paused for a second for the hearty youthful voice that was far from what he had imagined.

[public screen]

[......]

[I wipe! ! ! ! !This unscientific! ! !The big touch is actually a man!Goddess becomes God!But even happier -v-! ! ]

[Hahaha!Originally thought that the male god could finally stand up and make an attack in the bg party, but the noble concubine turned out to be a man, and she was a young Gongyin!The male god suffered again, laughing and crying! ]

[Cover your face, your voice is nice, and you speak slowly, you feel so dark-bellied!I'm drunk!Yuan Chun proposes to marry him! ! ! ]

[Fuck!I can't look directly at the name Yuanchun!Big brother!The first male god! ]

"I was shocked, Yuan Chun is actually a boy! Border Town, what do you think? There is a rare male fan!"

"Surprised, but happy."

From the tone of the male god, it is completely impossible to understand that he is surprised.

"For the sake of you being a boy, I'll let you stay on the mic for one more minute, buddy on the public screen, do you have any objections?"

How can the public screen have any opinions on such a popular thing, I wish Carlos could stay on the microphone all night to interact with the male god, and add some teaching materials for the CP building!The little angel with a quick brain has already transferred the CP building to the BL section.

After receiving the news that "Yuan Chun is a boy", the people in the forum stormed into the Xiaowo channel in the border town.Seeing that the number of people directly exceeded ten thousand, the host was even out of breath from laughing.

"Sure enough, in this circle, male fans are the most popular. Speaking of which, I'm curious, how did Yuan Chun become a fan of Biancheng? As far as I know, it seems that he became a fan after meeting for the first time?"

At this time, the public screen will speak for Carlos, so how can he lose his morals?

"It's the voice. I was at a low point in my life at the time, and the male god's voice was very healing. It instantly became the pillar for me to get up."

"Am I the only one who thinks that for straight men, all kinds of female voices are the most healing? Did Yuanchun's big touch reveal something?"

This kind of rotten topic will always make the public screen bloody.Biancheng, who has been keeping the wheat together, let out bursts of laughter.

"Is there anything else Yuanchun wants to say to Border Town?"

"Well, happy birthday."

Just five words to kill these 1 people?What a joke!

[public screen]

[—Yuanchun, don't pretend to be cold, you are not a ghost! ]

[This is not what I want to hear!Please confess! ]

[Tissues are ready, you just let me listen to this?Bad review! ]

[Fuck, listening to his voice, I can't get in touch with the imperial concubine tat who tends to be a fan every day]

[Yeah!All of a sudden, it's going up!Sure enough, the sound is very good! ]

The public screen's words made Carlos laugh out loud. Although he could fake his voice, he wasn't good enough to fake his laughter.When he saw [This laughter is so good] [It's a bit like Mr.'s laughter] posted on the public screen, he immediately covered his mouth.

After calming down, he continued.

"The male god is born fast, and drink more honey water at ordinary times, take care of your throat and body."

"Fuck, what a caring fan, he really is a true fan, these words make me tremble all over!"

Ignoring the ridicule from the host and the public screen, Bian Cheng took over the topic.

"I will, thank you for your continuous support. Next, a song, for you who have always supported me..."

After turning off the microphone, the accompaniment of Border Town started, and the public screen was the quickest to respond.

[public screen]

[No need to hide it, this song "Smoke Shadows Like a Picture" must be given to Yuan Chun who has always supported you, don't use us as an excuse! ! !sweet cry! ]

[I eat this dog food willingly! ]

[This life is only for you, I wish to miss three thousand flowers.This is the most touching confession I have ever heard, let's be together!First grader!Such an affectionate little shou, if you miss it, there will be no tat. By the way, this song is a bit sad, and my heart hurts my male god! ]

The CP building of the forum has been updated simultaneously, and the title has been changed to "This life is only for you, wishing to miss three thousand flowers".

Listening to the male god's song, Carlos was busy replying to other people's private chats.

Ling Feng: - You are actually a man!Did Border Town know about it early on?

The first day of the first lunar month: how is it possible.

Ling Feng: - You said last time that you had a man three times...

The first day of the first lunar month: yes.

Ling Feng: ...

The first day of the first lunar month: I looked at the guest list, why didn't I see Xiao Chunzi?This avoidance is too exaggerated, right?

Ling Feng: You disappeared for a long time.

The first day of the first lunar month: During the Spring Festival, go to the elders' home to celebrate the New Year, and don't be a party.Don't tell me, I missed another century.

Ling Feng: It’s not enough for a century, but I did miss a lot. Border Town and Spring and Autumn quarreled.

First day of the first lunar month: The male god does not seem to be the type to quarrel.

Ling Feng: There is no big noise in the border town, but that is what worries people.Wasn't he having an affair with Chunqiu before?Those who know the inside story will assume that they are a couple, let alone Chunqiu himself.Maybe it was a bit tangled at the beginning, anyway, he now accepts the fact that he is bent.Moreover, he is also a very honest person. He went to a prestigious university and was admitted by a well-known company as soon as he graduated. He has worked for two years and has a house and a car.

Ling Feng: Biancheng went to school in Shaanxi, and after graduation he went back to his hometown to find a job. His hometown is in Shanghai.Chunqiu has just applied to be transferred to the Shanghai branch recently.In his future plans, border towns have already been included.That fool is working hard for the future of the two of them.

The first day of the first lunar month: I can't see that Xiaochunzi is so reliable.

Ling Feng: I was also taken aback by him. During the Spring Festival, he went back to his hometown and came out——

The first day of the first lunar month: I really know how to choose a day.

Ling Feng: Anyway, before the Spring Festival was over, he was beaten up and thrown out of the house.Fortunately, his parents still answer his calls.Last week, he asked me to discuss whether he should formally confess his love to Biancheng and confirm his boyfriend's identity.Damn it, he had already flown to Shanghai at that time, rather than discussing it, it would be better to inform him!

The first day of the first lunar month: max mobility.

Ling Feng: The result of that night was that Chunqiu was rejected by the border town.

The first day of the first lunar month: ...Is it agreed to be in love with each other?

Ling Feng: I don't know, anyway, Bian Cheng said he has someone he likes.Then Chunqiu left alone without asking any questions.Although he tried his best to pretend that nothing happened, Mai Zhao crawled, group photos waved, and scarf photos changed, but it was obvious that after the border town appeared, he automatically shut up.

Ling Feng: The most important thing is that I found out that he has a vest hanging in the small nest in Biancheng. I heard that Biancheng likes people who are also Two-dimensional. Maybe I want to dig some clues.I was there just now, I guess seeing you and Biancheng confessing to each other made me feel uncomfortable again.

The first day of the first lunar month: Where did they confess to each other?I have a man, I refuse to hook up.And it was always a female number before, tell Xiao Chunzi not to drag me into the water, I am innocent.

Carlos' physique broke out again, and another innocent young couple was forcibly demolished. He hurriedly ended this topic.I belatedly discovered that there was a reason why Spring and Autumn did not come to the Biancheng male god's birthday song, so why didn't He Man, who is also a true fan, not show up?

He pulls down the friends list.

He Man's yy account is obviously online, and this Spring Festival, apart from the fixed phone contact, she seems to have suddenly settled down, at least I haven't heard of her causing trouble in Two-dimensional.A sense of relief welled up spontaneously.

Ignoring a lot of flirting private chats, he switched back to the male god's Xiaowo channel. Only then did he realize that the red dot representing private chats at the bottom of the public screen is extremely alluring.

After clicking on it, Carlos said he was frightened.

July [-]: Carlos?

No matter in his previous life or in this life, he had no communication with this silent local tyrant.He also deliberately checked the registered yy name, it was correct on the first day of the first lunar month, the artist number.He Man is the only one who knows his identity in Two-dimensional.

The time of the private chat was 15 minutes ago, which happened to be the moment when he turned on the mic to speak. Those who could recognize him through the false voice were either true fans or acquaintances. Those who knew his name must have been in contact three times.And there are too few people around him who know how to play Two-dimensional, and Tao Zi behind him is working hard to rule out one.

Is the other party a member of the guitar club or a friend around him?After thinking about it for a few minutes, he couldn't figure it out, so he asked directly.

First day of the first lunar month: who are you?

July Fourteenth: — you man.

Fuck!How can it be!

Carlos leaned back suddenly, and he even threw the mouse to the ground. At this time, his mobile phone rang, and the caller ID was "King".

Picking up the phone, he quickly walked out of the balcony to connect.

"Your Majesty?"

"Ah."

This Mensao always keeps silent for a few seconds when addressing things like "baby", "sweetheart" and "little heart" before changing the subject.Putting on "King" and "husband" and the like, he readily responded that Carlos was also drunk.

"Pfft—I can't help laughing when I think of the symbolic expressions that appear when you type. My man is also cute in Two-dimensional."

Gu Sen said that he refused to participate in such topics, and asked straightforwardly what he cared about most.

"Biancheng is the male god you chase after?"

Leaning against the balcony railing, Carlos switched hands to hold the phone, with a gentle smile on his lips.

"Well, why did you come here to play Two-dimensional? It's all ooc."

Gu Sen, who rarely messes around twice, doesn't know what ooc is, and it won't be a good thing anyway, so he gave the answer to the first question.

When passing by the design department one day, I heard a designer playing a song in public. I was shocked by the voice that was exactly the same as my brother who passed away. After a deeper understanding, I knew that it was an active Two-dimensional network singer.

Although my younger brother's eyes are not eyes and nose is not nose to him when he grows up, but when he was still soft and cute, he was so cute.

With a mood that he didn't know, Gu Sen entered the Two-dimensional world. He didn't have to do anything, just wait for the singer to go on the mic, listen to the song, and give some gifts to encourage him. Sound can live on the Internet for a long time.

Carlos thought he was a very cute man, because in the end Gu Sen had a brain hole.Do you want to give his mother a place in the border town? This can be regarded as a sustenance, at least to distract her attention.Don't just keep an eye on Gu Sen's every move every day.

"Your mother hasn't given up yet?"

"Well, the youngest woman has been to the company several times."

"You can tell her directly that you are gay, anyway, after I told her, she never looked for me again."

"Ah."

The answer is really decisive.It feels cuter, what should I do!

"My lord, I miss you..."

Lowering his voice, Carlos purposely made his tone extremely ambiguous, and the faint voice was extremely provocative. After learning various pronunciation skills of Peking Opera from Mr. Feng, the biggest victim was Gu Sen on the other end of the phone .

During the dozen or so nights of the Spring Festival, the inhuman Carlos always sang and recited all kinds of fan dramas in bed.Successfully achieved the achievement of getting an erection just by sound.

Swallowing silently, Gu Sen forcefully hummed calmly.

Not intending to let him go just like that, Carlos spoke directly with a nasal voice this time.

"I miss you so much... I miss you, I miss you... I want to kiss you, I want to hold your tongue in my mouth, and I won't let you remove it from my mouth... I want to hug you, tight, Let two hearts beat close to each other with two layers of skin... Thinking of your fingertips, walking on my back, will always make me tremble... Thinking of your big hands, with thin calluses, rough Touching, always makes me so happy... I miss your panting voice even more... It's so sexy that my whole body goes numb, and I lie limp on the bed waiting for your caress... Mmm... It feels so good... ..."

The salty and obscene love words spit out from Carlos's beautiful lips, completely incompatible with his elegant figure leaning against the railing now.

On the phone, Gu Sen's breath was already cloudy, and Fengli always smiled evilly.Count down silently in my heart, three, two, one.

"I miss you too, go to bed early, good night."

Sure enough, Gu Sen ended the call with an unsteady voice. Looking at the busy phone, Carlos hugged his belly with one hand and laughed heartily.

Tao Zi, who was still playing scum, looked back at the people on the balcony blankly.

Who are you talking on the phone with, so happy?