The wrong posture of YY male god [system]

Regardless of whether Taozi really let go, life still has to move on anyway. After the official start of school in March, Carlos was free. His entries for the competition have been handed in by his tutor, and all he can do now is to feel at ease waiting for the result.

Full-level painting skills, plus the outstanding paintings he submitted were the highest quality paintings in the system.This still can't win the award, there must be a shady scene!What was handed in was a traditional Chinese painting. After nearly half a year of hell-style copying of big characters, even Professor Zhou had to give up correcting Carlos's handwriting like a dog crawling.

It is true that copying can be done exactly the same, but no matter how many times he copies, he can't master the calligrapher's iron painting and silver hook!Seeing that the deadline for the work was approaching, Professor Zhou also had to succumb to reality, and could only let Carlos mess around.

So Carlos signed the word "one" in domineering cursive under the Chinese painting of "Misty Rain Alley".In order to be lazy, Carlos originally planned to use the pseudonym "Yi Yi", but was mercilessly whipped by his tutor.

In the next few years, the "one" master who will become a new star in the Chinese painting circle, the origin of this strange and refined name, every time it is mentioned, Professor Zhou, who knows the truth, will always be silent.

And Carlos, who was idle, finally remembered YY, who hadn’t logged in for a long time. He just entered the gurgling Southern Ancient Style channel. Ross took the time to glance at the channel's weekly contribution list.

Sure enough, No.1's July 2th is far behind No.[-].

Anyway, waiting is waiting, he boldly opened the harem group in the border town that hadn't appeared for more than a month, as usual 999 unread messages, and privately flipped through two pages.

【Border town prodigal son】

On the first day of the first lunar month: ——yo, little ones!

[Fuck!Yuan Chun, how dare you take a risk!It disappeared for a month and a half!The male gods are waiting for you so much that they will soon change their wife and stones! ]

The first day of the first lunar month: It's okay, just pamper him later!

[Fortunately, you didn't miss the male god's birthday song, which starts at 7 o'clock tomorrow night.You came back too late, we just found the post-production manager and helped us deal with the recording. ]

[yes!Everyone said a blessing to the male god, and I was very curious about Yuanchun's voice, I think it must be a cute soft and cute loli voice! ]

[Mouth!The imperial concubine must be a domineering royal sister! ]

[Am I the only one who is curious about Master Ghost's voice?I see his profile is male!There are not many male fans tat in our small nest, and there are no teaching materials for danmei articles that want to be a male god & fan]

[Xiaomi rubbed hands with Gui Ye privately, and wanted him to record a blessing, but the other party didn't reply, very cold——]

[You are not alone, I am also curious!But Gui Ye is too high and unattainable. He is also a local tyrant, but Yuan Chun is more down-to-earth, so I am still most curious about Yuan Chun's voice!Maybe it will be the cold and abstinent type, but the cutest is the contrast cute! ]

The first day of the first lunar month: let you down, not at all.It's time for the male god Mai, I'll go get some gifts first.

Leaving behind a bunch of friends who misunderstood his gender, Carlos switched back to the channel and turned on the stage. Frontier City was already playing the prelude.Ghost Master's blue enchantress also flew up.

So the friends who also turned on the stage mode were immediately embarrassed.The names of the first day of the first lunar month and the fourteenth day of the seventh month flashed repeatedly, and all of them were enchantresses from the 66 group.

[public screen]

[Auspicious imperial concubine! ]

[Fuck, the two trenches in the border town are finally at the same frequency!You click, I click, it’s actually very harmonious, but I’m already stuck tat]

[Crying again! ]

[Only one song, Yuan Chun has already rushed to the second place in contribution, people are more popular than others! ! ! ]

Nanguo-Ancient Singer-Ling Feng: The two big local tyrants join forces, the stage effect is too spectacular.

[I was called up by my friends to watch the local tyrants! ]

[Fuck, still brushing!Burning money burns my heart! ! ! ]

[One first day of the first lunar month, one July [-]th, either a fine score or a couple number. ]

[Definitely not a fine score!It's even more impossible for couples!Yuan Chun is a male god!It can only be said that the taste is almost the same, by chance by chance!Don't tear down my cp! ]

"Thank you for the gifts from Chuyi and Guiye. Tomorrow night is my birthday song party. I hope you can come and play when you have time. There are also little angels on the public screen. Remember to come."

The clear voice from Biancheng sounded, and the tone of the speech was very brisk. It felt like I hadn't seen him for more than a month. The male god behaved more naturally on the microphone, and the reaction to the public screen was quite good.Getting closer and closer to the gentle male god in my memory, could it be because he was nourished by love?

Although his mind was wide open, Carlos still responded positively to his male god.

[public screen]

The first day of the first lunar month: must come!

Southern Country-Gufeng Singer-Biancheng: Yes.There are also various mini-games during the singing session, so please actively participate.

The first day of the first lunar month: no problem!

[—Where is the promised mighty and domineering imperial concubine?Yuanchun, you are so loyal, are you made by fans? ]

[My big touch is the male god's true love fan tat, accompanying the goddess to chase her male god, I also feel sorry for myself! ]

[Hahaha! ! ! ]

Tao Zi, who had been sitting next to Carlos, quit the game. When she was stretching, she happened to see his portable screen, and said while tilting her head.

"I think your singing is much better than these online singers. I really want to listen to the song, but can't I sing it myself?"

"That's different. Compared to the song, I'm actually just listening to the voice. Don't you think my male god's voice is particularly healing?"

Taozi shook her head honestly.

"If you change the girl's voice, you may still feel it, but the guy doesn't have it at all. Seriously, you sing so well, why don't you try to be an online singer? I heard people say that if you are popular, you can make money. And you are so handsome , it is completely possible to start a live broadcast and rely on your face to attract fans!"

Carlos looked suspiciously at the speaker, and Carlos smiled.

"Recently, your boss came to talk to you again? How much will you be rewarded for successfully pulling me into the trap?"

"I am such a person!"

Although he is a little selfish, he also feels that the success rate is very high, and the feasibility is so great that he can amuse his own roommate!

"The live broadcast is free, and how do you know that I have never been an online singer?"

After throwing away this ambiguous sentence, Carlos enthusiastically slapped the screen again, no matter how much Taozi pressed him, he ignored it.

The group chat time passed very quickly, and it was already 11:50 in the blink of an eye. Taozi, who had been circling around in front of Carlos, gave up and turned off the computer before going to bed.Carlos, on the other hand, had to wait until after 12 o'clock to put the male god's birthday gift on a scarf before going to sleep.

The biggest impact on him from the incident of being cold-warned by the male god last time is that he has deeply reflected on himself, no matter what the reason is, taking care of others too deeply and actively is not necessarily a good thing, maybe he thinks it is good, The other party doesn't need it.

Confucius said: Do not do to others what you do not want yourself to do to yourself.

And the reality also tells us: Do not do to others what you want.

He himself is a living tragedy.

Before the Cold War incident, he originally planned to ask the male god for the address and deliver birthday gifts, but after thinking about it, he really took it for granted.So the plan was terminated, and changed to be the same as ordinary Two-dimensional fans, as long as you want it.

When 12 o'clock came, he calmly updated the scarf of the artist.

The first day of the first lunar month: I wish the male god a happy Egg Breaking Festival!Welcome friends to participate in the birthday song meeting at Male God's Nest at 7 o'clock tonight! [picture]

【Comment】

[Sure enough, I didn't squat wrong, I knew that the imperial concubine must have moved!The sofa is me!I am a sofa!Not convinced to fight! ]

[Fuck, this little border town in the broken egg is so cute!I really want to take it home! ]

[Besides, Yuanchun doesn't have an affair with Biancheng, so I will live broadcast Chixiang! ]

[——Ling Feng and the flower demon next door are also blessing the border town at dawn, why are you so excited upstairs? ]

[Hahaha! ! !Definitely have a leg!Upstairs, go see the border city scarf!His scarf and yy avatar have all been changed to broken egg pictures!The male god must be looking at Yuanchun's scarf, Biancheng: Humph, the baby won't sleep until your birthday present!Don't even sleep! ]

[Damn it!Already brainstorming!Got a nosebleed!That hum is too arrogant!Hammer! ]

Biancheng: Thank you for the first day of junior high school. It's late, go to sleep.first day of the first month

【Comment】

[I wipe!This is a public rhythm, male god, do you dare to be more pampering in your tone! ! ! ! !Heartbroken, am I going to graduate from Spring Boundless? ]

[Boundless Spring has not distributed textbooks for a long time, and you upstairs haven't graduated yet? ]

[It must be the noble concubine's prodigal son party. Every time the male god is called Yuan Chun, he always calls him "the first day of the junior high school".Also, during the new year, isn't Yuan Chun absent, and the status of the male god has obviously declined.When Yuan Chun first appeared, his status immediately went up! up! up!Don't be too obvious, okay?Gongping's eyes are discerning! ]

[The public screen's eyes are discerning!God!You exposed adultery!Admit it! ]

Biancheng: It was discovered by you?

[Fuck!Is it made public? ! ! ]

[Don't be kidding!This baby is very easy to deceive! ]

Biancheng disappeared immediately after leaving a sentence that detonated the scarf, and the other party involved in the incident?After sending out the scarf, he turned off the phone and went to sleep.So I didn't know that the bib and the forums were already surging, and the CP building of the prodigal son of the noble concubine crushed all the CP buildings in the border city with an unrivaled posture, and successfully reached the top.

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After waking up, the three people in the dormitory took their new textbooks and went to their respective classrooms. The new semester has just started, so don't skip class easily.Otherwise, it would be a tragedy on earth to be blacklisted by the professor who taught the class.

After class, after attending the guitar club meeting, it was already 6:50 when Carlos rushed back to the dormitory. The nerd had just left for evening self-study, and Tao Zi was still guarding the live broadcast room.After greeting each other, he returned to his desk, started the computer, and sorted out the textbooks.

Taozi returned her gaze to the public screen.

[public screen]

[By the way, Tao Xiaoshou, you want to know if Mr. Zong Gong is an internet singer, won't you peek at his name when he is on YY?You have to believe in the almighty Du Niang! ]

It's a peach, not a cover: it's easy to catch chickens!I hate being tantalized the most!Every time he goes to YY, he stays in front of the computer. It's too obvious for me to look at the name!

[Are you stupid!Won't you watch it when he goes to the bathroom? ]

[Hey Hey hey!Please respect other people's privacy, okay?This is going too far. ]

"Huh? Taozi, aren't you going to broadcast live tonight? I'll wear headphones later, it won't affect you."

The computer finally entered the desktop, and Carlos finally found out why the dormitory always felt weird. The reason was that he couldn't hear the various special effects of masturbation.

"Oh, rest tonight, it doesn't matter if you release it publicly."

[public screen]

[Hammer, Tao Xiaoshou has exploded with acting skills for a lifetime!So calm! ]

[Calm down, a song will normally start at 7:11, and you have to play it until [-], I don't believe that Mr. Zonggong can stay on the computer all the time! ]

[Tao Xiaoshou, it's time to show off your wifely attributes!Hurry up and make two cups of coffee for your family!Guaranteed to go to the toilet every half an hour! ]

[Upstairs is so witty!like! ]

It's a peach, not a cover: fuck off, he doesn't drink coffee.

[Pig, you can give him whatever he drinks, I don't believe that the total attack can only make ends meet! ]

So this night, Carlos found that Taozi was very attentive, and kept asking him if he was thirsty. If it was inconvenient to wear headphones, he could help pour water.

Under the unfavorable hospitality, he was forced to drink three cups of honey water. It can only be said that Tao Zi's service enthusiasm is worthy of praise, but the level of honey soaking is too bad.Dare to love him is half a cup of warm water and half a cup of honey, so sweet that it makes you want to die.In order not to dampen his enthusiasm, Carlos still resisted.

Although the process was a bit bumpy, the result still followed the script. Half an hour after the song meeting officially started, the "toilet" in Carlos' character status had already turned red.

It just so happened that the song meeting had entered a break, so Carlos took off his earphones and went to the toilet.

[public screen]

[Peach, hurry, hurry! ! ! !The figure of Zong Gong disappeared! ! ! ! ]

[Speed ​​speed! ]

It is also difficult because of this bunch of gossip parties, and in order to verify Carlos' YY name, Taozi has been secretly running the live broadcast, and in order not to attract the attention of the other party, Taozi himself is facing the computer screen with his back to Carlos, so the task of scouting the enemy It was all handed over to the public screen.

After getting the prompt, Tao Zi quickly left the position, being careful not to bump into the surrounding things, and came to Carlos' computer.The more impatient, the easier it is to do bad things. Nervously, Taozi put her paw on the mouse and swipe quickly, trying to find the cursor on the screen.

There is one thing to say here. Carlos’s laptop computer with system configuration, after he upgraded it with dexterous skills, the mouse response is extremely abnormal, and he himself adjusted the cursor to a translucent state.It took poor Taozi ten seconds to find the little arrow on the screen.

However, before he could move the mouse to the raccoon head in the lower right corner, the entire screen was occupied by the bench grabbing game interface.

What the hell!

In a panic, he missed the bench. This is really a sad story.

"What are you doing?"

Even sadder is that Carlos has come out.Instantly withdrew her mournful expression, and Tao Zi looked upright.

"Just as I was about to pour water, I saw that you were grabbing a bench, so I grabbed it for you. Don't thank me too much brother."

After speaking, he put down the mouse, picked up Carlos's glass with special dedication, and helped him fill it up again.Finally, he went back to his computer with a sad face.

[public screen]

[Needless to say, I can tell from your expression that the mission has failed. ]

[Is your IQ left at home? ]

It's a peach, not a cover: I hate grabbing the bench the most in my life!

At this time, Tao Zi didn't know how much trouble he had caused his roommates.