The wrong posture of YY male god [system]

The Spring Festival in Beijing actually started in the twelfth lunar month. Professor Zhou and his wife are authentic Beijingers. Have fun and have a simple year.

The day after Gu Sen arrived in Beijing was already the twenty-seventh day of the lunar calendar.Accompanied by Carlos, Mrs. Zhou has already cleaned up the things, food, and clothes for the New Year, and now there is everything in the courtyard, except for a thorough cleaning.

So after getting up on the morning of the [-]th of the year, Carlos drove the old couple to Mr. Feng's house for a visit, leaving him and Gu Sen in the courtyard, and the two rolled up their sleeves and started cleaning.From high to low, from inside to outside, the whole process clearly reflects Carlos' dominant position in the future family.

"My lord! Are you going to wipe the whole room with a towel? Go wash it! It's so dirty that you can't see the original color."

"My lord! The display cabinet has to be wiped from the top, and the dust is also affected by gravity, so it won't float up!"

"My lord! Don't leave half of your body in the air! Be careful and safe. As long as this kind of plastic-steel window is removed, the front and back can be wiped. The small dust in the track can be removed with a hair dryer or a fine-head vacuum cleaner."

"King!..."

After a big cleaning, even Carlos, who has recently exchanged for [Three Heads and Six Arms], is physically and mentally exhausted. Needless to say, he climbed up and down, rubbed and dragged, and usually did too little housework, and his skills were rusty.

I was tired because I was tricked by my own man!In addition to sweeping the floor and washing dishes, Carlos found that Gu Er Shao's housework ability was 0, and he would mess around if he missed it.

After washing his hands, Carlos walked slowly to the shadowed man sitting in the living room, pressed one paw on the board and rubbed vigorously.

"What's wrong, you are so wronged by staying with me?"

After being sprayed all morning, don't let people feel wronged!How to be a daughter-in-law!

Gu Sen glanced at the speaker, stretched out his hands to wrap around Carlos' waist, and buried his face in the other's lower abdomen, his nostrils were filled with the fresh smell of toilet cleaner.

"You act like a baby, do you deserve your tough face? Change your clothes quickly, and you will have dinner at Uncle Niu's house later."

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This February, Carlos experienced an authentic Beijing Spring Festival.

On New Year’s Eve, we cook New Year’s Eve dinners, post couplets, and watch the year together all night long; on the first day of the first lunar month, under the leadership of Professor Zhou, we visit everywhere, watching the older generation molesting Gu Sen’s paralyzed face, receiving red envelopes, and visiting temple fairs; on the sixth day of the first lunar month It is to go shopping on the flyover with Gu Sen.

Happy days always pass very quickly. On the eighth day of the first lunar month, Gu Sen was sent away, and Carlos began to enter the days of visiting to brush skills again.

In just one winter vacation, his skill level has risen significantly.

The current data is:

Traits: Bad-natured, lucky, computer genius, natural performer, charismatic, brave

Happiness points: 750

Lifetime rewards: quick learner, natural cook, fast metabolism, extra creativity, captivating audience, legendary host, keen observation, superhuman

Family funds: 2 millionw

技能：厨艺10级、逻辑9级、运动10级、绘画10级、魅力8级、灵巧9级、唱歌9级、吉他6级、种植4级、钓鱼5级。

When he brushed his skills, the system also brushed out the relevant skill expectations in a very humane way, so in just over ten days, he earned nearly 1 happiness points, and finally achieved the value of the man's stamina that he had always been thinking about. The 10-point [Three Heads and Six Arms] was successfully exchanged.

Happiness points are almost empty.

Then, with the buff blessings of Mr. Feng and Mr. Du, his singing skills have reached level 9 and a half. In addition to the original songs of various styles in the system, a performance category of opera has also been added.However, according to Mr. Feng, Carlos just graduated from reading and singing, and he is still far away from playing.

The logic skill has also been directly upgraded to level 9, and he has already learned the moves of Go and Chess. In time, as long as he is familiar with and used to the moves of other chess games, the use of logic skills will be carried forward sooner or later, and he will become a legendary all-around chess player. Next.

The rest is to accompany my teacher to go to the farm for recreation, planting flowers and vegetables, fishing and so on. After a few days, the planting and fishing skills have been upgraded to a level.

Charm skills are still progressing slowly, and each explosive growth can only be brushed on Gu Sen.

Gu Sen rationally rejects the willful behavior of his lover who always likes to treat him like this and that, and is not responsible for putting out the fire, but physically he is very honest, looking forward to it and feeling aggrieved.

Considering that there will still be almost a year of suffering, to a certain extent, he is still very glad that they are in a long-distance relationship, otherwise sooner or later they will give up!

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Leaving aside Gu Sen who returned to Shanghai, when the winter vacation ended, Carlos returned to CAFA contentedly with the latest version of his profile.Unfortunately, not everyone is in the same good mood as him.

As soon as he opened the door of the dormitory, a strong sour smell of wine rushed in. The five senses of the body blessed by the system were particularly strong. Within 0.5 seconds, Carlos immediately blocked his nose with his arm and sniffed the smell coming from his clothes. With the smell of fabric softener, he struggled to kick away the garbage on the floor of the dormitory, while walking to the balcony to open the window for ventilation.

At this time, the nerd with a big bag of cleaning supplies came back. The two of them looked at each other and began to tidy up the dormitory decisively and silently. The rotten clothes were also picked up and thrown into the trash can, and the paper scraps and smashed cups all over the floor were swept away.

After nearly an hour of cleaning, 4 large bags of garbage were sorted out, and this dormitory got rid of the title of kennel. However, during the whole process, the big thing on Taozi's bed remained motionless.

Pulling the nerd out of the balcony, Carlos asked directly.

"What happened to peaches?"

The nerd shook his head.

"I only came back half a day earlier than you, and he hasn't moved."

Thinking of the news that he had heard before, when a drunk person was lying on the bed and sleeping, he wanted to vomit but turned over unconsciously, unable to vomit out, and then the vomit stuck in his throat and suffocated to death, Carlos was a little worried.

He came to Taozi's bed, climbed up the bed ladder, and patted the arched quilt with his hands.

"Peach? Wake up, what's wrong with you?"

The nerd also quickly came to the bed, got a glass of warm water by the way, and waited for Tao Zi to get up.

Smelling of alcohol, Tao Zi was woken up by Carlos. He struggled to open his swollen eyes with single eyelids, and lay on the bed looking at the smallpox with distracted eyes.It was only then that Carlos discovered that Taozi's face was quite innocent, with black spots under his eyes and eye bags that were astonishingly severe, as if his face had been ruined by time for ten years.

Before he could express his thoughts, Taozi's next move directly caused Carlos to shoot him back on the bed.

"Don't go! I love you!"

It was too late to say it, and it was too late to tell that he was in a state of drunkenness at all. Tao Zi broke out with his hand speed, lifted the quilt with one hand, sat up from the bed immediately, and picked up Carlos who was leaning towards him with the other hand. The mouth is close to that handsome face of the man!

Fuck!How shameless!The rubbish in this place must not have been created in just two days, even if Carlos was killed, Taozi still has the mood to brush her teeth every morning and evening in the past few days!Just want to pounce on her and force a kiss when she smells of wine?Or send you to heaven!

"Snapped--"

"boom--"

The crisp applause and the impact that shook the entire bed made the nerd who missed the wonderful scene because of pouring water look back in surprise.

"what happened?"

"It's nothing, Taozi was beating mosquitoes, and threw herself down by the way."

After the nerd let out a cry, he continued to concentrate on adding boiling water to the cold water, so why did he believe Carlos' words so easily, where do mosquitoes come from in zero-degree temperatures?It is very rare to fall on the flat ground, and it is impossible to fall on the bed!

Regardless of whether it is possible or impossible, thanks to Carlos' slap, Tao Zi is sober. The poor child's brain is still ignorant, and he only feels the tingling pain on his cheek. Just when he regained consciousness, he heard what Carlos said to the nerd, subconsciously I also think that I was accidentally injured by mosquitoes.

"...you... are back..."

"If you don't come back, I guess I can only help you collect the body when school starts. Come down and wash your face."

After Taozi tidied himself up and finally looked human, 30 minutes had passed. He was sitting at the table, burying his head in eating the porridge bought by the nerd, and his stomach finally felt a little better after tossing for several days.

"You got dumped?"

When these words came out suddenly, Tao Zi, who was drinking gruel, choked immediately, and two grains of uncooked white rice were sprayed out of his nasal cavity.Without the consciousness of the perpetrator at all, Carlos took out two tissues and handed them over with a look of disgust.

"Just now you misunderstood me, all kinds of begging and crying told me not to leave, and you confessed in a nasty way. When did your mate selection criteria overlap with mine?"

Isn't it true, how blind can you be if you can mistake a 1.8-meter rough man for your girlfriend?

Taking the tissue in embarrassment, Tao Zi wiped her mouth and nose.

"Cough, my eyes were covered with feces at the time, okay? Oh, didn't I say before that my girlfriend is my childhood sweetheart? We played together when we were young, and our first kisses were each other. The first time she came here, the sanitary napkin was still me. I bought it for her. I always thought that our relationship for so many years would not weaken in the slightest even if we were separated by a city."

Tao Zi stirred the porridge with a spoon, watching the grains of white rice swirl in the bowl with his eyes.At this time, the nerd raised his hand and asked for a question.

"Although I'm rarely in the dormitory, I've never seen the two of you communicate by phone."

This is also what Carlos wanted to ask. Although Taozi stays in the dormitory all day long, he rarely uses the phone and basically plays games live. He has never seen him call his girlfriend. Said that he would go home early to celebrate Christmas with his girlfriend, but Carlos hadn't realized that Tao Zi had a girlfriend.

Taozi's girlfriend with zero sense of existence.

"She doesn't like to use electronic products. Although she has a phone, she doesn't carry it with her."

Fuck!There are still such people now?Carlos and the nerdy expressions said it all.

It is for this reason that unless Tao Zi can go to Tianjin to date her girlfriend in person, there is really no way to get in touch.Just when Carlos was wondering, could it be that he was dumped because he hadn't seen each other for a long time and had no contact with him?Tao Zi continued.

"At Christmas, I actually noticed something was wrong. There was a large stack of neatly arranged letters in her room, and the vase was filled with strange flowers, grasses, branches, etc. Her mother wanted to throw them away, but she still The boss is on fire."

Hearing this, Carlos suddenly remembered a certain famous book.He tentatively opened his mouth.

"Is your girlfriend a literary youth?"

Sure enough, Tao Zi nodded heavily.

The rest of the matter is also very simple. The literary young woman is not suitable for electronic products. When she meets another literary and artistic young man, a letter with various bouquets of flowers is their main way of communication every day.

What's the matter, it's not the same roses, lilies, etc., that young man is especially good at playing.According to the content of the letter, it uses solid-color envelopes of different colors and various special letter papers. Anyway, according to Taozi, he has seen a light blue envelope once, with a very ordinary reed flower attached to it.

Of course, people’s girlfriends don’t need to be called so down-to-earth. They said that this is Dihua, the Dihua in Bai Juyi’s "Pipa Xing" "Seeing off guests at the first night on the Xunyang River, and the maple leaves are rustling in autumn".Having abandoned textbooks for many years, Taozi's impression of "Pipa Xing" in her brain is only "it came out after a thousand calls, still holding the pipa and half covering her face".

From this we can see how serious the daily generation gap is between young literary girls and gaming nerds.

At that time, Taozi didn't have any bad thoughts about his girlfriend having an extra pen pal. After all, since he was a child, his girlfriend had many pen pals in various places, and often they didn't last long, and the girlfriend disconnected on her own initiative.

Tao Zi, who was lucky enough to see his girlfriend reply to the letter, thought to himself, nonsense, writing to you to make friends, the result is like writing a masterpiece after reading it, who will bear it!This is still at the middle school level. When I go to university, I exchange letters with my girlfriend, and the whole article is a small essay on literary works!It's all ready to be published!

So this time, Taozi took it for granted that this literary youth who wrote a letter with flowers was not in his eyes.So the ship capsized in the gutter with joy.That literary young man is the president of the school's literature club!Real materials are guaranteed!What is the impression after reading it!What is a small essay!

Eloquent tens of thousands of words is no problem!

The ending is that after a long exchange of letters, the two realize that the other party is the other little wing they have been looking for for many years, and finally decide to overcome all difficulties and embrace and fly together.

"The first time she took the initiative to send me a message, she said that she was going to heaven with another man! I still don't understand what God is."

Caressing Taozi's dog's head pityingly, Carlos felt a little guilty.Wherever Conan and Jin Tianyi went, they died, and wherever he went, he was dumped.It's a sin to have He Man and Rhode Island's single dog in the front, and Central America's Han Zhi and Tao Zi in the back.

"lyhavlysoar. Luciano de Cresson's poem. How the hell did you two get together?"

Surprised by Carlos' pronunciation, Taozi hugged herself and shook, then said with a mournful face.

"How do I know? Anyway, we got together naturally. She still wants me to bless her after breaking up unilaterally! What the hell!"

"So you made yourself into such a ghost?"

Scratching her face embarrassingly, Tao Zi grinned.

"I ran back too early, none of you were here, the dormitory was empty, and I wasn't in the mood for scumbag games. I just gave up on myself after staying alone. But after a few days of ignorance, I've figured it out now. It's good to break up , anyway, we have no common topics for a long time. We have only been together since we were young, and we have also imagined the future. When I was confident that I would be a good man and be able to take care of her for the rest of my life, I was suddenly abandoned, and the reason was so nonsense , I'm just a little bit reconciled."

Carlos understands Tao Zi’s words. He broadcasts live four days a week, earns 10,000+ a month by relying on fans’ rewards, and usually stays in the dormitory or goes out to exercise with Carlos. , Money is deposited regularly.He is indeed a good man who can take care of the house.

It's a pity that it is still no match for true love.

Taozi patted Carlos on the shoulder with emotion.

"Brother's negative textbook is here. You have to get along well with your local tyrant. Call her more often when you have time. Long-distance relationships are not terrible, but you are afraid of not communicating. You are also a nerd. If you want to fall in love, you have to find someone who is the same." A nerdy girl is fine, otherwise we will definitely end up breaking up."

After finishing speaking, Taozi let out a long sigh and took the initiative to lift up the garbage bag in the room, and walked towards the door. Her unlovable back and temperament made the two people who were left behind have black lines all over their heads.

Isn't this lovelorn?As for what?