The wrong posture of YY male god [system]

The consequence of Carlos and Gu Sen's two-dimensional recognition is that under the scorn of the prodigal sons, the vest on July [-] was dragged into the harem group by Carlos. Although he still didn't say a word, the ghost The strong aura of the master still made the friends in the group tremble. For a long time, no indecent topics were dared to appear on the public screen.

And the couple discovered another way to communicate. The two often hang in YY's locked room, turning on the voice while doing their own things. Just stay all night.

"The master said that your painting won an award."

Gu Sen's voice came from his hand, and Carlos quickly pushed the queen into the opponent's camp, and gave an affirmative answer by the way. Since he was talking all night, Carlos no longer relied on artifacts to brush his skills, and turned to sailing west with the computer Chess, brush logic.

"The competition in March can only be participated in the youth group. It is natural to win the gold medal. My goal is to participate in the national competition in May."

"Win the gold medal in May, I will take you out to sea."

It has to be said that Gu Sen really knows Carlos. Ever since he survived on an isolated island a few years ago, Fengli Zonggong has been obsessed with survival games, especially when he became an adult. Every moment is the focus of people.

To put it crudely, even if you pick your nose, you have to hide in the toilet to pick it!

Otherwise, his face would be so disillusioned.

So he especially misses the kind of self-sufficient life away from the crowd.In the United States, the land is vast and sparsely populated, especially near the interstate highway. It is absolutely sparsely populated. It is actually very easy to be alone and quiet.

But as I said before, Carlos is a horror fan.

Most of the backgrounds of American horror films are those remote places, such as hunting games in dense forests, strange rural towns, simple hotels by the road, and so on.

Even with a system by his side, he still doesn't have the guts to travel long distances alone.I always feel like death is around me.

Returning to the familiar motherland, I feel full of security. The problem is, China is a typical country with a small land and a large number of people. Especially during holidays, there are huge crowds of people everywhere. Do you still want to be alone?

Therefore, self-driving to sea seems to be the best choice, but unfortunately, he doesn't know how to drive a speedboat or a sailboat, and he doesn't want to rub Locke's boat, because some scumbag will definitely call a large number of beautiful star models on board for a trip, Then we will see you tomorrow on the headlines of the entertainment section.

This is not what Carlos wants.

"Have you taken the card test?"

"Ah."

"Your Majesty! I love you so much, huh!"

Half a year was not in vain, although there are two computers separated by this one, Gu Sen is still very happy.There is a thing that can be done by myself, and it is too much pressure for Su Shangtian's daughter-in-law.

After beating the computer again in chess, Carlos hummed dejectedly.

"The singing in the border town is not as good as yours."

Suddenly, Gu Sen said a word.

It is agreed that because the voice is exactly the same as that of the younger brother, so you pay special attention to the male god?He was indeed a jealous man.Carlos laughed.

"When have you ever heard me sing?"

There was a beep of the mouse, and familiar music and voice came out.Carlos laughed until tears came out.

"My lord, when I was 12 years old, my singing skills were not as good as that of Frontier City. How conscientious do you have to be to praise me?"

What Gu Sen played was "angel" recorded by Carlos at the age of 12 for the official website of the Starlight Coast community.Carlos boarded the circle forum and dumped the links of resource posts collected by fans to his man.

"I've sung this bunch before, and after listening to it, give me a 500-word non-repetitive praise composition."

The computer's built-in speaker came out with his own singing voice. Although he was a little uncomfortable, it was more for his man's obedience.It will take at least half an hour to listen to everything.Carlos decisively cut to the harem of the border town and peeped through the screen.

【Border town prodigal son】

[Strange, Master Gui and Yuan Chun are both online, but the male god didn't show up when he climbed the wheat—]

[Maybe it’s because they’re busy, the local tyrants don’t just sit in front of the computer and money just falls from the sky. ]

[Stop calling Yuanchun, it's too dramatic!My first grader! ! ! ]

[Pfft, in fact, I really want to ask how big is the shadow area in the male god's heart at present, Bian Cheng: What did you agree to let me turn around and attack? ]

[Hahaha! ! ! ]

border town:……

[Cough, I'm a true fan, catch a male god alive! ]

[Male god, you seem to be in a good mood recently, are you still singing in Xiaowo tonight? ]

Bian Cheng: Well, let’s sing for a while.

Seeing the interaction between the male god and the prodigal sons, Carlos smiled, but he didn't rush to molested the border town together. After all, he was still on Chunqiu's "adulter" list, so it's better to avoid suspicion, not to mention the jealous man in his family is also there Harem group.

However, his male god did not intend to let Carlos go.

The private chat is ringing.

Border Town: Where?

The first day of the first month: Yes!Good evening man!

Biancheng: It seems that you have only hung up the phone recently and did not show up. You are very busy three times?

The first day of the first lunar month: It's okay, I'm preparing for the competition in May.

Biancheng: Oh, there is a comic exhibition in Shanghai in May, and several singers from the labor union were invited to attend.

First day of the first lunar month: Will male gods also appear?

As far as Carlos knows, the photos of Border Town were only exposed in 2014 in his previous life, so he probably didn't participate this time, right?

Bian Cheng: Well, I will go.

The first day of the first lunar month: huh?Didn't the male god say that he didn't want to be exposed three times so quickly?

Biancheng: Because there are people I want to see.will you go

The first day of the first lunar month: When is it?

Border Town: May Day holiday.

The first day of the first lunar month: You have to check this, because there are travel plans in May.

Even if there is no travel plan, he will refuse to attend.Because he had seen the list of singers invited to the show in Chan Chan's management group, and the first one was Spring and Autumn and Warring States.At the same time, Bingquan and the flower demon were also present, and it was another situation where they would fall off the horse as soon as they appeared.

Besides, I always feel that the name of Spring and Autumn and Warring States looks particularly murderous!

Avoid suspicion!

【Border town prodigal son】

Dissatisfaction is loss: I seem to have discovered adultery.

[what? What?who?Seek deep eight! ! ! ! ]

Carlos' eyelids jumped automatically when he saw his sister appear in the group.The ominous premonition came again, what's the matter with this kind of pit brother?

【Border town prodigal son】

Dissatisfaction is loss: [screenshot]

"Cough, cough—"

"what happened?"

Upon hearing Carlos' dry cough, Gu Sen on the other side of the computer immediately reacted with a anxious tone.

"It's okay, I was cheated by He Man again. It's in the harem group of male gods."

Gu Sen silently opened the shielded group that was set to only display the number of messages, and happened to see He Manfa's screenshot.It was a picture of yy's sub-channel name and participants.It was the locked little black room where he and his wife lived.

The name is [Happy Festival], and the participating members [July [-]th] [First day of the first month], don't think about it, the name of this channel can only be changed by Carlos.

Silently gave my daughter-in-law 32 likes, well done, it must be so clear at a glance, it is the couple's name at a glance!

【Border town prodigal son】

[Hahaha!This name must have been changed by Yuanchun!What the hell is a festive season!How to celebrate the Ghost Festival!Laugh out loud! ]

[There is a sense of cp. ]

Gu Sen nodded silently, they were originally CPs!good taste!

[There is no sexual happiness for two men together, why are they hiding in the dark room?Are you fighting for the male god?Who loses and quits? ]

[Ghost Master and Yuan Chun, both of them are full of aggressiveness. Although the setting is very interesting, I still feel that it is more harmonious for them to have a small subject.Every time you have to fight to the death - no one can eat meat in the end. ]

[Fuck, that's a tragedy! ]

Damn!There is no need to fight!His daughter-in-law is enthusiastic and proactive!Lie down and beg him to come on!But he made a damn vow not to eat meat on the night of his wedding!I cheated myself!

Dissatisfaction is a loss: Yuan Chun must be worthy of a male god.Has been never leaving, isn't this what true love is?Every time something happens to the male god, I send him a text message, and no matter where he is, he immediately likes the male god online. Isn’t this what true love is?Going through Yuanchun's scarf again, nine of the ten updates are related to male gods. Isn't this what true love is?

[I was moved and cried!Sure enough, Yuan Chun and the male god are true love!Everything else is a cult! ]

Although I knew that my daughter-in-law had the habit of chasing male gods, I just listened to it before. Anyway, chasing celebrities is not much different from chasing this, and celebrities have high appearance, high popularity, and high exposure rate. In Two-dimensional Internet singers, the danger is even greater.

So Gu Sen would rather Carlos focus on Two-dimensional and let the Korean boy group go as far as possible!

However, he still felt uncomfortable seeing He Man, who was treated like a sister by his own daughter-in-law, in such a chaotic match.Like what my friends said, there is no sexual happiness to speak of when receiving and receiving together!

[Damn it, I don’t know which genius in the forum wrote a triangular abuse article!Although cruel, but very touching! ]

[I read it too, the author belongs to the prodigal son party. ]

[What are you talking about?Mobile phone party, inconvenient! ]

[That is, Yuan Chun and the male god are close childhood sweethearts. They have been secretly in love since they were young, but they are separated abruptly by the elders of both parties. The male god is sent to the mountains to learn martial arts, while Yuan Chun is under house arrest in Beijing. Ten years later, the male god has achieved great martial arts, and finally has to go down the mountain to find his white moonlight, which is Yuan Chun.However, it was discovered that both houses were ransacked by the new emperor. The reason was that the new emperor took a fancy to Yuan Chun's beauty, and he failed to use threats and lures to rob them.After inquiring about the news, the male god single-handedly broke into the palace to save Yuan Chun, but was betrayed if his character failed, and then he was captured.In order to save the male god, Yuanchun committed himself to the new emperor.However, the new emperor is also a scumbag. After eating Yuanchun, he turned around and cut off the male god. By the way, he cut up the male god [beep——] and gave it to Yuanchun. In the end, Yuanchun hugged the male god [ Beep——] He committed suicide by jumping off the building.Then the new emperor was saddened all his life. ps Xindi is a ghost]

[Fuck!So long!How bloody! ]

[Thanks for the summary! ]

Dissatisfaction is loss: at this time, border towns should

First day of the first lunar month: At this time, border towns should

[Male god, is your [beep——] okay?Hahaha! ! !Male god: I would rather cut off my head than root!Is the author really my fan? ]

[Hahaha! ! !The author should be a fan of Master Ghost, after all, he ate all the meat, so he can die without regret! ]

border town:……

[Male god, do you have anything to say? ]

Biancheng: At least it proves that I am an attacker.

Dissatisfaction is loss: ... so easy to be satisfied.

[Crossing the male god, the author specifically noted that this is Emperor Gong vs. Beauty Gong vs. Heroic Shou. It's a tragedy. That heroic Shou is you. The male god doesn't cry!]Stand up and fuck! ]

[Actually, I would like to interview Gui Ye who is a winner in life, but unfortunately he will not reply me tat]

[At this time, you should ask him to ask on the first day of the first lunar month. ]

The first day of the first lunar month: Well, what do you think of the little abuse article above July [-]th

July Fourteen: Not bad.

[Fuck! ! ! ! !Strong group photo! ! ! ! ! ! ]

Dissatisfaction is loss: When did the relationship between these two local tyrants become so good?unscientific.

Since Carlos was still in the small dark room with Gu Sen, his voice was tinged with laughter, and he said teasingly.

"My lord, if you are good, do you mean the meat is good or the script is good?"

"You know."

This time, Gu Sen was actually confronted head-on, and threw the words back. After a few words of teasing, Gu Sen once again retreated against Carlos' shameless face, and retreated decisively to take a bath.

And just so happened, the male god also said that he wanted to sing in Xiaowo, so he temporarily left the small black room, flew to Xiaowo in the border town, and started to collect gifts every day.

[public screen]

[Sure enough, it's true love. As soon as the male god opened the microphone, Yuan Chun abandoned Master Ghost. ]

[I'm really depraved. I won't be excited when I see the blue enchantress in the water. Speaking of the duel between the two, Yuan Chun must have won the right to collect gifts. Haha, the ghost master didn't coming. ]

Gongping's brains are really big, and he really incorporated the trio's petty relationship between the three of them.But it feels so good to spread gossip with my man.

Biancheng is in really good shape recently, singing very steadily in high notes, and the breath is obviously stronger than before. It seems that they have indeed worked hard.After singing four songs in a row, he stopped and chatted with Gongping.

During the whole process, Carlos was mixed in the public screen, chatting with his friends.Then the topic went on and on and it became the situation of the last interview.

"The singing voice of Kui Kui is really unforgettable forever. I think you need to appreciate it."

[public screen]

[Really? ]

[Don't be fooled! ! ! ! ! ! ! !Thanks to the tone-deaf song, you will have nightmares after listening to it! ]

Kui Kui: Male God, is it really okay for you to disrupt the stage like this?

[As long as the voice is nice, even if it is out of tune, I can accept it! ]

"Well, the voice on the first day of junior high school is also nice, do you want to sing one?"

As soon as Biancheng's words fell, the public screen responded enthusiastically. He Man, who knew Carlos's identity, suddenly panicked. Her brother said that she didn't want to lose her horse.However, before she appeared on the public screen to put out the fire, the worried person actually agreed!

Kuai Kui: Damn it!Didn't you say you were afraid of falling off your horse?As soon as the male god calls you, he will pounce on you!What about sanity?

Quickly chatted with my own brother in private, don't be impulsive, impulsiveness is the devil!

Under the swiping screen of a bunch of [Sure enough, true fans], [Loyal Dog Gong's Immediate Sense], [I Believe in Love Again], Carlos calmly climbed up Mai Xu, and replied He Man's private message by the way. chat.

The first day of the first lunar month: It’s okay, you will never hear my original voice, and someone wants to hear me sing.

He looked at the private chat sent by Gu Sen and smiled brightly.

July [-]: Sing to me, meme.