The wrong posture of YY male god [system]

University classes are easy, as long as you don’t overdo it and don’t affect the people around you, the teachers on the stage won’t care about you, whether you love to sleep or skip classes, you are responsible for your own grades and your own studies , Your own future is still your own responsibility.

Except yourself, whocare?

The teachers of the Chinese painting major have been very flattered recently. Not only did all the staff arrive at the roll call a few times, it is not known whether there are impostors here, and there are many other professional auditors.

For a few seconds, they narcissistically thought, could it be that their lectures are so charming and attractive?

However, when they followed the line of sight of the crowd and found the handsome foreign exchange student sitting in the second row of the classroom, their hearts sank.

Dare to come to see the handsome guy!

I have to say, with such a pleasing student looking at me intently from the audience, I always feel more motivated to teach this bunch of brats!

Those who study fine arts are born with a passionate pursuit of beauty. The morning fog in the woods, the sunset on the water, the fluorescent light floating on the grassland, and the subtle beauty in life are enough to stop them from moving forward. Use a paintbrush to convert the throbbing of the moment into reality, so that more people can savor it carefully.

For the appearance of Carlos, the whole college was in a state of excitement. Among them, painting-related majors were the most popular. Students asked to take body sketching, which was simply heartbreaking.Needless to say, the request was denied.

Then for a long time, the figure paintings submitted by the students were portraits of Carlos in various poses and styles. When the teachers commented, they were really annoying!I'm going to be aesthetically tired!

As for those who want to hook up with male gods through public classes, they are doomed to fail, because their male gods listen to the class very seriously, and they only need to put a wooden sign next to them: concentrate on class and refuse to hook up.

And as soon as get out of class was over, the male god was picked up by his friends in the same dormitory, and there was absolutely no chance to communicate.

The three friends who share the same dormitory with Carlos live a life of being surrounded and questioned every day. Forget about nerds and skilled workers, they will never find anyone in school.Taozi either stays in the dormitory scumbag game or stays with Carlos the whole time, and has no chance to get stuck.Only the chairman was happy to be surrounded by friends, and even accepted an interview from the radio station in the courtyard, boasting so much.

Even Carlos himself was puzzled when he heard that, what the hell, is my relationship with that guy so good that I can wear the same pair of underwear and use the same woman!

Compared with the friends in the same school who can't meet the male gods by chance, the friends who are in the same class as Carlos are much luckier. Although the male gods cannot hook up in professional classes, at least they have physical education classes!For the first time, I feel that the physical education teacher in the university has zero presence, which is great!Girls can surround male gods openly, ask for advice on how to play basketball, ask for high shots, and when they fall down, they need to kiss to get up!

It is also a tragedy. Carlos and his class have too few papers. There are only two or three. Besides him, the other two are typical frail scholars. They don't play basketball in physical education class but only play badminton!Therefore, Carlos of sports max can only temporarily replace the position of the physical education teacher, constantly guiding the beauties to standard shooting movements at the free throw line.

"Hey! Carlos, we have one bull out of six on our side! Are you coming?"

Carlos looked in the direction of the voice, and saw the president and a few boys waving to him on the other side of the basketball court.This week's physical education class just happened to meet.

Although the beautiful woman who was receiving guidance sighed in her heart, she still let Carlos play with empathy, and she could just practice shooting by herself.

The beauty's thoughtfulness made Carlos smile naturally, and leaving the handsome and crying beauty, Carlos trotted to the chairman, and greeted each other with several friends around him.

"I heard that you are a basketball reserve in an American school? Come and show off!"

Because of Carlos' joining, crowds of onlookers quickly stood around. Of course, most of them were beauties. The president waved in the direction of the cheerleaders with a high-spirited and bright smile, causing another round of screaming.

The scene in front of him made the corners of Carlos' mouth twitch slightly.Please, do you think you are the daffodil in Atobe?Do you want to snap your fingers?

Shaking his head, Carlos consciously stood next to the other two friends. The president is definitely a scheming whore. Among the 6 people, only two boys can stand shoulder to shoulder with Carlos, and they are very handsome. In the team of the president, Carlos was surrounded by two slender buddies who hadn't reached the level.

Moreover, the standing posture is not reliable. It is estimated that relying on the two of them to defend, they will be slapped in the face, and it should not be too easy to pass through a sieve.

Just when Carlos was distracted, the first ball had already started. Mr. A of the chairman's team passed the ball to the chairman's hand, shaking left and making a fake breakthrough from the right, throwing off Carlos' little team Partner, first two points for a three-step layup.

Carlos, who was still standing on the three-point line, watched the basketball net floating in mid-air, and cheering whistles sounded from all sides of the court, and his heart was chilled.I'm not interested in playing at all, this is definitely the rhythm of 1vs5.

And the truth is pretty much the same.

When the two friends were dribbling the ball, either they were intercepted or the pass was poked. Cover fly mercilessly.

In the 10 minutes of the first half, the president's team led 10:0, and Carlos played soy sauce all the way.

Hearing the boos from the boys, Carlos also covered his face, and the system seemed to have updated the vocabulary, showing the daily routine.

[Teach the other party to be a man, reward 500 points]

[Successful dunk, reward 700 points]

[Basketball game gets 10 points, reward 500 points]

[Basketball game gets 20 points, reward 1000 points]

As soon as the progressive task came out, Carlos immediately injected chicken blood, and his limbs became excited instantly.Well, let's have a big fight!

Before the start of the second half, he pulled two friends over and said with a smile.

"Thank you, throw the ball to me later, is that okay?"

Fuck, stop laughing!I feel like I'm going to bend!

The two friends nodded blankly.

The president's team served the ball, and the friends holding the ball felt their eyes dim. When they clapped their hands again, the basketball had already been taken away.The speed was so fast that even the president around him didn't react. The cheerleaders watching were crazy. In the first half, he wanted to kneel and lick the demeanor of the male god, but the male god turned out to be a vase on the court. Although he didn't feel disgusted, But there is still a little bit of disappointment.

Now that Carlos is running, as graceful and agile as a cheetah, it's no wonder that they are not crazy, so the whole playground echoes with the neat slogan "Carlos-Carlos-attack-attack-" .

With a calm smile, Carlos easily took the ball out of the three-point line, and then turned back. After a set of feints passed the chairman, there was only Mr. B of the chairman's team who spread his hands under the rebound. Immediately, he turned the basketball to his right hand, slapped it on the ground, and charged towards the opponent's right.

"Damn it, you're so arrogant, I won't let you layup!"

Mr. B opened his hands wide, and stopped in front of Carlos, too lazy to talk nonsense, Carlos pulled up on the spot domineeringly.

Damn, this kid is trying to embarrass me!

Almost at the moment Carlos moved, Mr. B roared and jumped up on the spot.

On the sidelines, not only the beautiful cheerleaders were shouting, but also the surrounding Chinese papers were roaring at the top of their lungs.

"Yan Kou—Yan Kou—"

Amidst such blood-burning shouts, Carlos and Mr. B met swords in front of the rebound and in mid-air!At this time, Mr. B was thinking: the height is the same, but my physique is two laps stronger than this little boy. Although the take-off time is a little behind, he may not be able to block the shot, but no matter how bad it is, it will affect his goal!

However, as soon as the bodies of the two sides came into contact, his heart skipped a beat.

Damn it!

The strength of the collision from the opponent's body is like meeting an attacking giant!It feels like the internal organs have been displaced, and a mouthful of blood almost didn't come out!

With a "bang", Mr. B was directly knocked into the air, twisted his face and fell heavily under the backboard, while Carlos stretched his body into a longbow in mid-air, grabbed the basketball with his right hand, and slammed it hard towards the hoop. Smash it.

The basketball hoop made a shrill "Boom—" and the net bag was shaking pitifully. Mr. B under the backboard watched the basketball go into the frame, and with all his energy, it hit the ground next to his head, and his ears were bruised. It's numb.

Baby fell down!Even if there is a kiss, I don’t want to wake up!

Damn it, the bouncing and strength of this little boy is not human at all!How to resist!

No matter how arrogant he was, after Carlos touched the ground with his feet, he raised a charming smile and raised his right hand to the sky.

At this moment, no matter if it was a boy or a girl, in short, everyone on the sidelines of the court shouted desperately.

The main reason is the collision between Carlos and Mr. B. On the surface, it looks like a typical egg smashing a stone. Unexpectedly, the person who was knocked into the air was tall and strong. How can this unexpected counterattack not make people excited!

Carlos clenched his fists, enjoying the cheers and shouts around him, feeling the surging power bursting from his body, that's what it felt like!He hasn't done strenuous exercise for a long time, and he needs to wake up the cells that have entered the regimen ahead of time.

Run and jump!Sweat should be sweated on the court!

A dunk full of power directly cheered up the other two weak friends, their morale rose, and the sense of the ball came.

In the next game, the two friends acted as passers very conscientiously. As long as they had the ball, whenever they had the opportunity, they would throw it on Carlos. Walk, or shoot on the spot, or layup, or eat the opponent raw with the body and slam dunk.

The brave charge and incredible physical strength make the tall ab terrified. Let's defend traditionally. The opponent's skills are too good. A few fake moves directly knock people down, and then layup easily; let's defend violently, the opponent's strength is not fake Yes, the result of a head-to-head encounter is to be knocked into the air, and then lie on the ground to watch someone play handsome and dunk.

But really handsome!Oops, I feel like I'm going to bend!

In the subsequent battle, the two generals were almost beaten by Carlos, and the chairman had to bite the bullet and stand up.Originally, I planned to pretend to be aggressive in front of the courtyard flowers, and asked Carlos, a good-looking green leaf, to set off.Reality played tricks on him again.

If this goes on like this, he can only become the background board for lying on one side and quietly setting off Carlos' pretense!

The president's determination is touching.However, it was of no use.

When he really faced Carlos' physique as a beast, he already regretted it so much that his intestines were green.Fuck!What kind of food does this guy eat!

The president who was knocked to the ground shouted loudly.

"Come up and stop him!"

After receiving the order, two tall and strong men double-teamed and blocked Carlos's way forward, with a dignified expression as if he was facing Godzilla who was about to slaughter all mankind.Carlos swayed a few fake moves, but failed to break through the line of defense. The two also took the opportunity to stick up, completely blocking people outside the three-point line.

While controlling the ball, Carlos swept into the field, what the hell, these two pig teammates are also in a good position, and a pass was intercepted.Turning the ball to his left hand, Carlos turned and ran to the left, and the two tall and strong started to keep up in an instant.

You are waiting!

Carlos immediately retreated, stood one step away from the three-point line and jumped up on the spot. The small charge just turned into an upward thrust, allowing Carlos to easily jump into the air. His posture was as graceful as a watercolor painting. With a push, the basketball was thrown high into the basket from a three-pointer, and the sound of "咻——" detonated the audience again.

His strong personal strength allowed him to easily score the 23rd point of the game.At the same time, there was enough time in the second half, and the Carlos team finally won this game with a score of 23:14.

At this moment, there is only one voice in the entire playground.

"Carlos—Carlos—"

Surrounded by cheers, Pineapple's general attack seemed to have experienced Atobe Narcissus' mentality of dominating the stadium. It was really exciting! Get to the latest cool point, Carlos rarely sincerely stepped forward to hug the sweaty, panting like a dog, the president.

"It's so enjoyable, call me next time when you're short of someone, and I'll be there whenever you want."

Shit!Never call you again!Steal my limelight!

He didn't even have the strength to speak, so the chairman could only smile dryly and wave his hands.

The beauties in the same class who were originally directed by Carlos to shoot, did not know when they stood near the court to watch, and there was a large family in the same class behind them. Everyone smiled and gave Carlos a thumbs up.

After receiving the mineral water handed by the beauty, Carlos smiled and took a sip. By the way, he pulled up the hem of the sportswear, lowered his head and wiped the sweat from his forehead on the clothes.

This Mingsao guy really doesn't miss every opportunity to show off his abs!

The action of this man made the beauty who was attacked by the sexy abdominal muscles at close range instantly stunned, her ears turned red immediately, and she stammered amidst the whistles all around.

"You, you just handsome, so handsome!"

Then he blushed and stomped his feet and ran away.

Soon, Carlos was surrounded by friends, all of them asked to teach shooting and slam dunk.Holding the water bottle, Carlos smiled gently, and was surrounded and walked towards the meeting place of their classes.

The campus forum that night was brutally slaughtered by Carlos.All the fiery postings and videos, the protagonists are all the new campus male gods, especially a handsome young man who just happened to take a photo of Carlos wiping his face with his clothes and showing his belly.

In less than half an hour, there were thousands of replies, all of which were girls kneeling and licking in fancy ways, and there were even Chinese girls bursting out. Seeing the male god, I feel like bending over!

The president of the basketball club has blatantly said that the stalker will have to poach someone from the guitar club!

Playing guitar and picking up girls downstairs in the girls' dormitory is already out!Girls now like hot-blooded men who sweat on the court!

In the guitar club, a bunch of old men sit together in a row and play "Single Love Song" at the same speed as they have been single for 20 years. In the basketball club, there are a large number of beautiful cheerleaders shaking their hips and shouting at each event, and so on.

And the president of the guitar club is also a man of God, so he just spat with each other on campus forums.No matter what the basketball club said, he only answered the same sentence.

[However, I already have a girlfriend, and you are still single. 】

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