The wrong posture of YY male god [system]

The happy campus life continues, and I don’t know if I have changed places. Recently, the system has refreshed many new expectations, but this is what Carlos is looking forward to. There is really a shortage of happiness points!

[Upgrade guitar skills by one level, reward 1000 points]

[Won the first-level scholarship, reward 5000 points]

[Do homework, reward 250 points]

[Perform for 20 audiences, reward 1000 points]

[Meet a stranger, reward 100 points]

[With 20 friends, reward 5000 points]

……

No matter how the positive energy came from, in order to be able to exchange for [Three Heads and Six Arms] worth 20 points before the age of 10, he also worked very hard, and he followed up all the expectations he had generated.

When he silently worked hard to fulfill his expectations, he unconsciously created the image of a perfect male god for the majority of alumni.

Carlos' good looks, bug-like charm, and painting skills, coupled with the fact that his direct supervisor is a national treasure in the art world, directly led to him walking sideways in the teacher circle. In addition, the friends in the dormitory with him have all received special care from the teacher circle.

The president is alright, he has been talking to people since he was a child, talking nonsense to hell, and with the light of Carlos, many proposals and activities of his student union easily passed the level of the college leadership.However, in Carlos's relationship list, the favorability between the president and Carlos still tends to turn red.

Nerds still rarely show up, but their favorability is steadily increasing.The worst of the three roommates is Tao Zi, a gamer. With Carlos as a comparison, his mentor is a hot middle-aged beauty, and most importantly, she is Tao Zi's real aunt, who always screwed up Taozi has poor ears, let him learn from Carlos's motivation, hard work, and outgoing, and don't let the old house get moldy in the dormitory!

Every time she came out of the training room, Taozi’s expression was empty, and only when she saw Carlos’s face would it come alive, with that sad look in her eyes!It's like being cut off.The first time I met Taozi in this state, although Carlos was gloating in his heart, he still comforted him on the surface, such as going back to the dormitory scum lol, let him experience fancy lying wins.

The consequence of this is that Taozi directly becomes a dodder flower in the greenhouse, and Carlos needs to comfort him for the slightest grievance.

For example, when eating in the cafeteria, there is no chicken in stewed chicken with potatoes, so he looks like he has been ruined by this unreasonable society, and he wants to masturbate; Like an abandoned little daughter-in-law, tearfully begging A Lu; for another example, if he sneezes out of nowhere, he will say that the world is too hostile to him, and there is nothing left to love, come and lick A Lu ,etc!

Carlos also enjoys watching Tao Zi racking his brains to think of reasons to pull himself into the pit every day. When he is in a good mood, he kills the Quartet. Whenever he saw Taozi crying and begging to be let go, his mood would always rise.

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After a day of class, I returned to the dormitory after 4 pm from the classroom. As soon as I opened the door of the dormitory, the sound of lol came out. Carlos was helpless. This guy’s sophomore class was too easy, and he only had four days a week. After class, he greeted casually, threw his schoolbag on the desk, and walked to the bathroom.

Today is really lucky. When I was in Chinese painting class, a beautiful woman passed by next door and stepped on the chalk that was lying on the ground at some time. After an exclamation, I fell back directly. It was Carlos who had a sharp eye and quickly caught her into his arms. , As a result, the chest was baptized with ink.

Fortunately, he was wearing a white T-shirt today, and the ink splashed was particularly artistic. Carlos walked to the dormitory calmly wearing the dirty clothes, and no one noticed anything wrong along the way.

Seeing Carlos turning into the bathroom, Tao Zi turned to face the computer.The word "victory" in blue appeared in the center of the screen. After a round, he temporarily quit the game and switched back to the host screen.

[public screen]

[Hey, as soon as Tao Xiaoshou's attack came back, the opponent immediately surrendered, damn, I'm also drunk with this aura! ]

[The general attack is back, will the double row be broadcast live later? ]

[I'm here to watch the general attack!If I can't attack, I will cancel it! ]

[Hahaha! !It's good that everyone knows this matter in their hearts, don't say it, otherwise Tao Xiao will be blown up later, and the live broadcast will be turned off directly, making you cry and have no place to cry! ]

Looking at the Chinese papers on the public screen, Taozi himself is also drunk.

"It's Taozi, not Tao Xiaoshou! By the way, you old men, why are you always talking about Gongshou's chrysanthemum and cucumber, are you crazy?"

[If the total attack takes me to pretend, take me to fly!Let me lie down and win!Don't talk about bending!Just pick up the soap right away! ]

[66666666666666666666666 The upstairs spoke my heart! ! ! ! !Tao Xiaoshou, don't get cheap and act good!Unlock it in minutes! ]

[Ahhhhhhhhh! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ]

[Fuck, ah, ah, Tao Xiaoshou! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! !Move the camera up! ! ! !Hurry up! ! ! ! ]

[Damn it! ! ! ! ! ! !Day of the dog ah! ! !This is too exaggerated! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ]

[Nosebleeds! ! ! ! ! ! ! !I'm going to bend! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ]

The public screen suddenly became magical, and Tao Zi was taken aback. When he saw the words with the highest appearance rate on the fast-swiping screen, he suddenly had a bad feeling.He immediately turned around and looked back, only to see that Carlos, who was supposed to be in the bathroom, was facing him sideways, taking off his shirt to wipe the water on his body.

God!Your abs are showing!

"Damn it, a public place! Come out after taking a shower and getting dressed!"

Hearing his words, Carlos turned around and looked over, because he wasn't paying attention to the computer, so he couldn't see the flying words on the public screen.He stroked his wet bangs up with his hands, exposing his entire forehead, and with a dazed expression on his face, he was so sexy that his legs were weak.

"I didn't take a shower, the pipe burst and sprayed me all over."

What the hell did you do to the pipes!Tao Zi watched Carlos throw away his clothes with a speechless expression, and took out a series of maintenance tools including pliers and wrench from the desk.

"My mother, why do you still have these things in your drawer?"

Not in the drawer, but in the carry-on list.Carlos ignored the words, took the tool and prepared to go to the bathroom.

"Hey, sit back and continue masturbating, and accompany you after I finish repairing."

After speaking, it flashed directly.

The little pet Taozi who had been trained to listen to Carlos really didn't ask any more questions, and returned to the computer consciously. However, after seeing the words on the public screen, he was completely weathered.Fuck, what the hell is this!

[public screen]

[Damn, what a doting tone, whoever says that the relationship between Tao Xiaoshou and Zonggong is just a pure man-man relationship, I'm the first to not believe it! ]

No!We are really a pure man-man relationship!I have a girlfriend!

[The abdominal muscles of the general attack are still alive in my mind, all kinds of lingering, Tao Xiaoshou this pig!He was only focused on talking to Lao Gong, but he didn't turn the camera up!If you can't see Zong Gong's face, don't open Sen! ]

[Upstairs are you stupid?Tao Xiaoshou brags every day how handsome and handsome his old Gong is, he must not be willing to let his old Gong's face be lusted after by the majority of fans! ]

No!You are mistaken!Er Kang hand!

[Just attacking the abdominal muscles and the mermaid line, the waist strength must be great, the legendary dog ​​waist!Tao Xiao is blessed by her true nature, she is envious, jealous and hateful! ]

[66666666666666]

"Damn it! Is my live broadcast room full of rotten women? What about the Han papers?"

[Here is Chinese paper, typing with both hands to show innocence!I absolutely did not masturbate to the screenshots!By the way, good luck. ]

[Han paper 1, I am still straight, certified for survival!By the way, good luck. ]

[survival authentication ID number!By the way, good luck! ]

The level 9 dexterity skill is really awesome, and it took less than 10 minutes for the water pipe to be repaired.So when Carlos finished cleaning up the mess, changed his clothes and came to Taozi with his computer, what he saw was the full screen of [Wishing Blessings].

"What's the matter? Have you finally cured your immobility? Anyway, it's useless, and it doesn't matter if it's cured or not."

Following Carlos' words, Taozi sprayed the screen while still drinking water.All kinds of crazy "hahahahaha" on the public screen.

"you--"

"Don't you, me, I'm going to start banning heroes."

"Oh! Where do you want to be?"

[public screen]

[Crush on IQ, wax. ]

[This is the difference between attacking and receiving. ]

[By the way, is the general attack recently obsessed with berserkers?He is chosen every day. ]

Soon the game started, and the live broadcast screen also changed to the game interface.Taking time to glance at the public screen, Tao Zi also asked by the way.

"Yeah, why have you been using Berserkers recently?"

"Because his lines fit the occasion."

"what?"

Facing Taozi's doubts, Carlos smiled without saying a word.

[public screen]

[I bet a dozen of Tao Xiaoshou's chrysanthemums are the phrase "My Da Diao is already hungry and thirsty!"]

[A basket of cucumbers, the same sentence! ]

[Weakly ask, isn’t it a big axe? ]

The pure little angel was directly ignored by the public screen, and as the encounter between the two sides started, the topic of the public screen changed in seconds.

"Damn it, what kind of character! Let me meet that idiot anchor next door again! Miao Miao taught him how to be a man! Little ones, follow me! Go down the road and make dumplings for him!"

So except for the top laner, the other three ran away with Taozi, including Carlos' Berserker.Just as the fierce battle between the two sides was in full swing, the berserker suddenly stood next to the group of people and started dancing.

"Fuck! What are you doing! Hack, chop, hack!"

[public screen]

[Fuck! ! ! !It made me laugh! ! ! !The total attack is also 6666666]

[Love to dance!Love life!I am me, a different berserker! ]

[This painting is so picturesque! ! ! !Hammer! ! !Tao Xiaoshou, what did you do today to offend your boss! ! !Hurry up and apologize, or the group will be wiped out!Hahahahahaha! ]

"Damn, I was wrong! I was wrong! Stop jumping! I'm bleeding!"

Unlike Taozi's urgency, Carlos calmly continued to control the Berserker and danced comfortably on the side. The other party was also an old acquaintance, and he wished that this beast could keep dancing, but he didn't bother him.

"Oh? Where did you go wrong?"

"Who the hell knows! Anyway, I was wrong! Really! Don't be picky! It's going to be wiped out!"

It is estimated that according to his goldfish memory, he can't remember it. Anyway, he has admired Taozi's embarrassing face enough, so Carlos let him go.

"Who was calling the little ones just now?"

Damn, just for this?Are you fucking kidding me?However, no matter whether he is being funny or not, the situation is compelling, Tao Zi can only admit cowardice.

"Honey, you are the boss, and the younger ones are referring to me! Help!"

Seemingly satisfied, Carlos' berserkers finally stopped, picked up the ax and joined the battle.As expected by Gongping, the joining of Carlos directly rescued the teammate who was in a state of residual blood, and successfully exchanged 1 for 5, and the team wiped out the opponent.

As for who that 1 is, it's obvious.

"Damn it, you could have saved me just now!"

"There is always a price to pay for saying the wrong thing, why? Do you have an opinion?"

Tilting her eyebrows and lips, this expression appeared again, and Tao Zi continued to be cowardly.

"not at all!"

[public screen]

[The bottom suffers, Tao always suffers, and he will never turn over for the rest of his life!By the way, kneel and lick the general attack!The show is flying! ]

[Upstairs, do you still expect Tao Xiaoshou to counterattack?Put away such unrealistic thoughts, hahaha!Sure enough, small-minded attack, black-bellied attack love ah! ]

[No matter how many times you watch it, you have to kneel and lick the hand speed and prediction of the general attack!How do you usually practice! ]

[Deep face: More masturbation. ]

[66666666]

[666666666666666]

After only playing one game, Carlos withdrew, leaving peaches of disbelief on his face. He shook his phone, indicating that he was going to make a call.I had no choice but to let him go.Tao Zi opened a paw, indicating that it is okay to go, and he has to play five rounds with him at night, and he is still five times away from advancing.

After making an ok gesture, Carlos went to the balcony to call Gu Sen who was far away in Shanghai.

"Five minutes late."

The phone rang for a second before it was connected, and then Gu Sen's cold and hard voice came directly from the microphone to his cochlea, Carlos felt numb in his heart, Oops, this voice is too foul!

"Cough, I was masturbating just now."

As for the difference between this jerk and that jerk, Carlos didn't bother to explain it. Sure enough, once he spoke a yellow accent, the other party immediately choked.

"have you eaten?"

"I'll go to the restaurant later."

"Remember to find Aunt Li. I called her this morning and asked her to cook you a pot of soup. I heard that you have dark circles under your eyes for the past two days. Did you go to bed at night? It seems that the National Day has not been squeezed out yet. And you."

Since Carlos was crowned the title of m&y boss lady, she was dragged into the employee group in private. There are a lot of good Chinese employees who sell the boss. Carlos doesn’t need to inquire about any troubles. Immediately, scouts come from the front to report the battle situation. , really don't take it too easy.

"...No, busy decoding."

"No matter how much you like it, don't tire yourself out. You're going to accompany me until I'm 80."

"Cough....um."

After being bored for half an hour, the two hung up the phone.

Long-distance relationship, same sex, one of them lives in a dormitory, neither Carlos nor Gu Sen have sticky personalities, they often only call two or three times a week, and usually just one message to get things done, this kind of getting along The method makes everyone who knows shout out: So you haven't broken up yet?It's incredible!

However, the two lived very comfortably.The most obvious thing is that the favorability is going to break through the sky.

The Pineapple General Attack, who was obviously in a good mood, completely satisfied Tao Zi this night. He won all five rounds and let him lie down to win. Satisfied, he turned off the computer after 11 o'clock and went to bed early.Getting used to Tao Zi's life and rest, Carlos is also happy to go to bed early and get up early to stay in good health.

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In the dark dormitory, only the open windows let in the cold moonlight, and the evening wind lifted the thin curtains. In the quiet space, there were only the rustling sound of leaves being blown by the wind and the slight sound of sleeping breathing.

A urge to urinate welled up, and Carlos opened his eyes and turned over a little irritatedly. Sure enough, he couldn't drink too much water before going to bed!

After getting out of bed and solving his physical problems, he walked towards his nest in a daze, but——

"... um... um... um..."

The sudden groan made him stop, what the hell, it's three in the morning, so why is he so energetic!Consider hot-blooded teens without lovers around!

I just finished doing serious things in the bathroom, do I have to go back to do not serious things?