The wrong posture of YY male god [system]

Ever since the four-stringed song female singer and He Man fought each other in the scarf, and then were inhumanly slapped in the face by the big moat on the first day of the first lunar month, the four-stringed sound and the gurgling sound have been labeled as opposites.The follow-up development is almost in line with the expectations of fans. The two union activities overlap a lot.

anyway.

Many singers of Chanting Voice are masters in the cover industry, and some are even signed artists. When they have nothing to do, they will come to the channel to sing a few voices, gain fans, ask for attention, and promote a wave of albums.

Taking the route of high-end singers directly led to a high threshold for trade unions. The strict assessment system screened and screened a large number of online singers until the gold was found after the sand was exhausted.

I don't know why, anyway, 7% of those who can pass the assessment and join the Chan Chan family are male singers, so the fans who develop into the channel are mainly female, and many of them are all-round fans who have crossed several circles.

Rotten girls really don't want too many!

Thanks to them, the public screen is full of excitement every day, and the interaction between fans and the singer is very cordial and frequent. If the singer is not in good condition, the fans will ask him to take the mic, drink some water, and have a good rest; the small request of the fans, The singer is also happy to meet.

Both sides respect and love each other.

With a harmonious atmosphere, high-quality sound, and perfect management, more and more fans who love to listen to music gather in Chanchan and live on the public screen.

Even if there are no singers on the mic, they all love to hang out in the channel, chatting and chatting with their friends on the public screen.

On the contrary, there is a four-string sound. 8% of them are male fans who are attracted by the nickname of the beautiful anchor. Not too much silk.Most of the time, there are tens of thousands of people on the whole channel, all of them are male vests. It doesn’t matter whether you are singing "The Great Compassion Curse" or "Little Man Waist", as long as the beautiful anchor stands up, twists twice, and bends over, the gifts and flowers will be ready. won't stop.

The composition of fans is doomed that the two unions cannot coexist.

For fans who choose to stay at home and chase gods and goddesses, this National Day is no worse than those who go out to travel.For 5 consecutive days, they watched the love and killing between the two trade unions in the biboli forum.

The first is the official scarf with four strings, showing a group photo of various sexy and plump goddesses and male gods or local tyrants, they are either bg or bl or gl, all kinds of holding hands, sitting on thighs, kissing on the cheeks, hugging, carrying on the back There are endless.The background is a high-end club, and the table is full of Japanese food.

The highlight of the photo is the clothes of the goddesses, one is more trendy than the other, and the fabric is less than the other.The male gods are uniformly black, with shiny stud earrings, necklaces and rings. Anyway, they are covered with silverware.The local tyrants can only pick up clothes brands, watches, cigarettes, etc., otherwise they look no different from passers-by.

Then a large number of fans followed the official bragging.

It wasn't a big deal at first, it's people's business to show off their love, why did the two trade unions kill again?

The fuse was still the female singer who appeared last time. After she forwarded the official blog, she added a few lines.Roughly speaking, I heard that the rival union is also interviewing in Shanghai, why is there no movement?Is it a dinner at a food stall, are you embarrassed to post photos?

Black fans love this kind of singer who consciously attracts attention. After being overjoyed, they finally alerted the Shanghai Mianji team who are still soaking in the hot springs in the emperor.

This time, He Man and Hua Yao, who were the most aggressive, ignored the ice spring and stopped soaking in the hot spring. They put on their bathrobes, picked up their mobile phones, and immediately started taking pictures in the private room.

Dissatisfaction is a loss: I really envy the local tyrants who rent out the restaurant next door!We are so poor that we can only rub our friends' faces and get into a small box qaq! [Photo][Photo][Photo][Photo]

It should be said that she is worthy of being Carlos's own sister, who has the same mourning disease. The first photo is a picture of all the men going out of the bath where she sneaked to the men's soup with the flower demon, and after putting a small yellow daisy on the faces of the men , and smacked two small cherries on his chest.

It immediately caused a rain of blood in the comment area.

The second picture shows the rest of the female friends lying on the massage table with bath towels around them and chatting, looking very comfortable. A professional masseur is sitting next to each of them to help them relax their back muscles.

The last two photos are the interior decoration of the box. Under the reminder of the flower demon, He Man deliberately took the Emperor's logo into the shot.

It can only be said that the capable people of Two-dimensional have lived up to their expectations. After only a few dozen comments, a science popularizer from Shanghai has popularized the location of the Emperor Club, the inhumane interior decoration, and the harsh perversion. At the same time, it also exposed the face-to-face base of the rival union.

Comparing the two, the grade and style are clear.

【Comment】

[Lying down a big trough!If Chan Chan does this, other unions will be too embarrassed to blow up the venue!How inhumane! !Please take me! ! ! ! ! ]

[Thank you for popular science! ! !I just want to ask, next door, does your face hurt? ]

[I'm very curious about whose face it is to take advantage of, to be able to set up an Earl's Hall in the Emperor! ! !The locals said that I only entered the baron's hall with the boss! ! ! !My boss is a well-known foreign company in Shanghai! ! ! ]

[I'm also curious. I picked up the participants of this event. Everyone is familiar with the singers. The only one in Shanghai is Hua Xiaoyao. not her. ]

[Probably not Bingquan, I remember she was an ordinary college party. ]

[By the way, have you guys forgotten about the boss herself—thanks to my lord, she has a rich brother! ]

[Fuck! ! !My sir! ! ! !yes! ! ! !Did my husband also go to this event?Ask for a photo!It can be anywhere on the back of the hands and feet! ! !It's best to have a front! ! ! ]

Then the rhythm of the comment area was taken away again, and a bunch of people clamored to post Mr.'s photos.He Man glanced at the turbulent comments, and updated the scarf again.

Dissatisfaction is loss: To be precise, my brother's friend helped me book the venue.He himself flew to Holland for a tour, and he came back after the National Day, so there will be no party without him! ps, it's not with Xiaoshou to get the certificate, don't worry!

【Comment】

[This ps appeared so well!As soon as I saw Fly to the Netherlands, I immediately thought that my husband was going to leave the order, and I almost burst into tears! ]

[Damn it, I was taken out of the rhythm by you, sir, why can't you bg!I'm still waiting to be Mr.'s bride! ! !gentlemen!Fuck fans no! ! ! ! ! !Here is a true fan waiting to be fucked! ! ! ! ]

[Here is a cute little fan! !gentlemen! ! !Fuck fans no! ! !I can follow you to the ends of the earth!As long as you are willing!I will fly to the Netherlands immediately at my own expense to marry you! ! ! ! ]

Dissatisfaction is a loss: damn it!Fuck him with his scarf!Leave me an egg here!Siblings are banned from competing high!

[The loss is so annoying!Unfollow off! ]

[annoying!Take off fans and cancel 10086! ! ! ! ]

On the first day of the scarf, He Man’s scarf lost hundreds of followers, and #先生抱粉不# became the end of the hot search.

The next day was very calm, it seemed that people from the two trade unions played until the early hours of the morning, and neither the personal nor the official information was updated.

On the third day, the update came immediately, and it still started with the sound of four strings.This time the goddesses went straight to the battle in bikinis, leaving the sunspots who sprayed them with scantily clad clothes speechless. Bikinis are already thin, so how can they spray them!On the contrary, only a few of the male gods exploded in the photos of their swimming trunks, and the rest didn't know whether they were out of shape or something, but they didn't show up anyway.

And under the official's neck, there are also a bunch of fans who are madly praising, and there are babbling fans passing by. Seeing that they are even bragging, they can't help but intervene.

【Comment】

[I see that you guys are blowing so loudly, so I came here specially to pay a visit. I thought I could kneel down and lick my eight-pack abs, but... this flat belly without fat is also extremely touching. ]

[After seeing my husband's six-pack abs, and looking at this again, the attack is immediately apparent. ]

[upstairs!You are a gentleman!What about ladylike temperament?How can you talk like that!These two at least dared to show off, the others didn't even show a single hair!This can already be called courageous! ]

[tat, sir, I was wrong! !I apologize! ! ! ! !The four-stringed male god Nihao! ! ! !This flat belly is simply a model for us women! !Hats off to you!Learn from you! ! !mwah! ! ! ]

[Female role model!mwah! ]

When Carlos's fans were waving their necks with a four-string sound, He Man also updated it very forcefully.

Dissatisfaction is a loss: continue to envy the neighbor who can charter a yacht to go out to sea, and poor people like us can only stay at home. [Photo][Photo][Photo][Photo]

【Comment】

[Fortunately, my lord really wants to force the next door to death.Owning this kind of luxury house can also be called poor, so what are we!Hang hair? ]

[Alas! ! !Use the decontamination powder upstairs!By the way, the car in this garage looks familiar! ]

[The legendary Mr.'s car, a fluorescent green sports car, has no one else's taste! Tat, continue to kneel and lick Mr. ! ! ]

[Although Mr. is not in the arena, the legend of Mr. is still circulating in the arena! ! ! !So this is actually Mr.'s house?Although I already know that the husband is a local tyrant, but the home decoration still makes me look embarrassed!Seek to be friends! ! ! ]

[Don't mention the rivers and lakes series!Sad, my queen is gone forever! ! !Mr. is also undecided! !No, I have to record again! ! ! ]

[In other words, as a local in Shanghai, this car looks familiar! ! !I seem to have met it when I was crossing a zebra crossing. At that time, the top was opened, and there was only one man in the car. ]

[Fuck? !Really?Have you seen it? ? ? ? ? ]

[Because the green light was flashing at the time, so I was in a hurry, and my attention was on the car...]

[I can tell it's a boy when I look upstairs——]

[I am also from Shanghai!Although I have encountered it several times, the sports car was flying the whole time at that time, and I didn't see anything! !I heard that the car has been parked in the Emperor's garage for a long time—]

Before he knew it, He Man dug another hole for Carlos.

Fortunately, the pineapple general attack in Shanghai is often the emperor-Gu Sen company-Gu Sen's home or his own home, and rarely stops halfway.It was Gu Sen who drove the car when he went out to buy ingredients. Apart from cultivating a little interest in life, he also let someone get used to driving skills again.

All in all, this 6-day face-to-face meeting was perfectly over. After exchanging contact information, each of them went to find their own mothers to clean up their mood. Those who should go to school should go to school, and those who should go to work should go to work.

Flying back to Shanghai from the Netherlands with Gu Sen, Carlos only had time to meet He Man. After giving her all the souvenirs, he kissed his man goodbye and went straight back to Beijing.

To say that the biggest gain from the trip to the Netherlands for Carlos is that in the list of interpersonal relationships, the relationship between him and Gu Sen has turned into a pink love heart, and it is really great that they love each other.

The pink love goes up to the deep red love, which is the stage beyond liking and becoming love.According to the system settings, there should be a relationship between boyfriend and girlfriend, and going up is an engagement relationship, and finally a marriage relationship.But it is not activated here, and I don't know how to open it.

Put aside things you don't understand.

After Carlos returned to Beijing, he had time to surf the Internet.When he was with Mumu, he consciously disconnected from Two-dimensional, if he was not worried about emergencies, or missed calls from important people, such as friends from the United States, Mr. Consultant and He Man.He even wanted to turn off his cell phone.

However, as soon as he put on the scarf, he was shocked.

Before he knew it, his own sister was fighting with the ex's union again. Fortunately, this time she had someone with a brain beside her, so she didn't suffer the whole process.He silently right-clicked the photo of the male god in the border city, and separated it from the recording stored in the computer.

The appearance is similar to that of the previous life, but it seems to be a little thinner, and it looks extraordinarily slender and weak. The smile on the face is very weak, and it still lacks the gentleness in memory.

After turning over the scarf and no more news, Carlos withdrew and changed to yy on the artist account. This time, he was still shocked.

After being unilaterally cold-warned by the male god, he planned to turn into an underground party to support the male god in his life, but the male god actually took the initiative to call his account. However, the tragedy is that on the second day of the National Day, he was already in the Netherlands!

He flipped up the record.

2012-10-2

Biancheng: Mianji really won't come?Where did you go?I haven't seen your number recently.

2012-10-3

Biancheng: I heard you went on a trip.Uh, I'm sorry about what happened last time, I took all my anger out on you, don't be mad at me.

The latter is also a message every day, roughly talking about what I did today, asking when Carlos will come back and so on.

Today's message was sent three hours ago.

Biancheng: Are you back from traveling?I have gone back to school.

The first day of the first lunar month: back!I just got to school too! ! !Plus, I'm not mad, eh!

Biancheng: Come back.

The first day of the first lunar month: Mmmmm!

Bian Cheng: You're not angry, so I feel at ease. I'm really sorry about what happened last time.

The first day of the first month: nothing!I understand! ! !As a true fan of the male god, how could he be angry with the male god!

Biancheng: The next song sequence is up to me, what song do you want to hear?I sing it to you.

First day of the first lunar month: really! ! ! ! !As long as the male god sings, I like it! -v-! ! !

So Carlos immediately switched to the gurgling South Country Ancient Style channel, and started his rich and willful gift show again.Being shown again, the prodigal sons were all excited. People who thought Carlos had lost their fans all let go of their hearts, and swiped the auspiciousness of the imperial concubine on the public screen.

The excitement of the prodigal sons seems to have infected the male god on Maishang. Throughout the afternoon in Border Town, the quality of the songs sung was super good and full of affection. Sherlock Holmes Gongping was always asking if the male god was in love. of.

Invisibly, the cp building of male gods and local tyrant fans was quietly built again.