The wrong posture of YY male god [system]

When all the participants arrived, it was already 5:18 pm. A group of [-] people called four cars and successfully arrived at the Emperor. For those who have never been to Shanghai, the first time they met, they were decorated with luxury by the Emperor. Sprayed all over the face.People who have been to Shanghai and know the background of the Emperor silently put the sign of the rich second generation on He Man.

Locke didn't do too much, he only ordered a large earl-level entertainment suite for He Man, including a restaurant that can accommodate 30 people and has a medium-sized bar; a large living room equipped with various electronic equipment; an entertainment suite A game hall with fitness and fitness; a large karaoke room; the highlight is the beauty salon including hot springs and saunas, and several waiters and masseuses are assigned to the box, which is simply a five-star enjoyment.

In general, the participants of this event were extremely satisfied. After enjoying a sumptuous dinner, the friends couldn't wait to organize a group adventure.

After the novelty passed, the group finally chose room K to play.

The two microphones kept switching between the singers, maybe because in front of the friends, all kinds of funny singers in the second time were rarely upright. People can't get enough of it.

"Xiaochunzi! Be yourself!"

He Man took the vacant microphone on the table, and yelled at the man who sang seriously.

The man didn't want to pay attention to her at first, and continued to sing affectionately with a sullen face, but amidst the boos of the audience, he laughed, and his handsome face suddenly became amused.

"Damn it, can you still make people sing well! Haha! Stop singing! Stop singing! Come on, Ah Cheng!"

The man covered his stomach and laughed loudly, then came to Biancheng and handed over the microphone.Then he sat down on the empty seat next to him.

A man with a light smile took the microphone.

"Chunqiu and Kuikui really deserve to be enemies. They won't stop after three times."

"Who is an enemy to her!"

"Who is an enemy with him!"

The unanimous chord made everyone around laugh. I don't know who shouted the slogan "Together" first.

"Get out, I don't like this kind of man with strong limbs and simple mind! I like the scholar-type man like a god!"

Annoyed, He Man screamed wildly with the microphone in his hand.

"Fuck! Don't yell at Mai! You're going deaf! Besides, can you beat Mr.? Tell me about the border town! Mr. and Kuaikui, who would you choose!"

The flower demon covered her ears with her hands, complaining free of money.

"...I'd better sing, what will Kuai Kui sing? Together?"

Without waiting for others to stop, thanks to a murderous look that swept across the audience, focusing on the flower demon, the latter could only exaggerately pulled out two tissues from the table, rubbed them into balls and stuffed them into his ears Se, finally made a "please" gesture.

At this time, Biancheng didn't know what a tragic tragedy he was brewing.

After 20 seconds, your teammate "Soul Singer" He Man will go online.

Biancheng never knew that the time of a song could pass so slowly, as if a century had passed.When he put down the microphone in his hand, his whole body was numb, especially his ears.Looking at He Man who was still excited about encore, he felt like crying.

In the end, the Spring and Autumn and Warring States came forward to beat He Man down.He snatched her microphone with a pained expression.

"Damn it, please don't sing! Others ask for money for singing, but you are dying for singing!"

"I'm going to die! My admiration for Mr. has increased by hundreds of points! How did he train you, and even sang an English song!"

The flower demon fell into Bingquan's arms with a look of lovelessness.

"Uh, is it really that ugly?"

"Your tune has never been correct. It sounds so awkward. I can't wait to pull you back into tune."

Really couldn't find any more euphemistic words, Bingquan could only speak with his tingling scalp.

"Damn, I really have a natural conflict with Chinese songs! My brother also said that my Chinese songs are hopeless, and English songs can only be pronounced by rote!"

It turned out to be okay!Me and my little friends are shocked!

The tormented ears of the crowd refused to continue karaoke, and a bunch of people listened to the automatic playback of the jukebox, and then played truth or dare in the room.

Ling Feng dug out a box of poker from the drawer that came with the table. Since there were only 11 actual participants, he drew out the big ghost and hearts 1-10 cards and a J flower card, and mixed them on the table. After a few rounds, let the participants draw their own cards.

"After you draw your own card, don't show it to others. If you draw a big ghost, you can think about what questions you want to ask, and then choose a random card from 1 to j11 for him to answer. If more than half of the people think that the answer is true, then start a new card draw. If the answer is not true, then go on a big adventure, and the content of the big adventure is also decided by the big ghost. After the adventure, continue to the next Wheel, do you understand?"

Seeing that everyone who took the cards nodded, Ling Feng continued.

"Now, the relative who has got the big ghost, please reveal your identity, throw the question by the way, and turn over the cards."

As soon as the words fell, Bingquan lifted the poker in front of her with a smile on her face, a big ghost with teeth and claws.She glanced at the little friends around her slowly, everyone swallowed secretly, always feeling a cool air coming from the ground.

"In the first round, let's keep it simple. The question is: if there is 5cm, where would you add it to the body, size 6."

"Fuck!"

Spring and Autumn and Warring States overturned the sign in front of him, the expression on his face seemed to be the end of the world.Sitting next to him was Biancheng, and next door to Biancheng was He Man, and they both patted him sympathetically.

"Speak quickly!"

A bunch of people are booing.

"Cough, add it to your legs!"

"Which leg?"

"Damn it, sorry, you are so obscene, did your brother make it?"

Fart, that guy is a hundred times nastier than me, it's all because of his influence that this baby became like this!

"Don't change the subject! Talk!"

"Legs! Legs! Be pure, girl!"

To be more clear, Chunqiu and Warring States pointed to his long legs.Bingquan asked people to raise their hands to vote, but they couldn't pass.Unexpectedly, no one raised their hands except Border Town.

"Hey, hey! You are all planning to cheat me!"

"I really don't believe it. If it's a man, he wouldn't choose to add 5cm to the third leg."

What the flower demon said made most of the women present nod their heads, and a few boys covered their faces in unison.Brother, you go!

"Fart! I'm already long enough! If I grow longer, won't I just pierce through it? Use your brains!"

"Hey - so dirty! Don't quibble, Bingquan, big adventure, big adventure!"

The appeal was rejected, and the Spring and Autumn and Warring States period was also a disaster.In the end, I had no choice but to succumb to Bingquan's big adventure, and took a photo of him sitting on the sofa with his shoes and socks off, picking his feet, and replaced it with a scarf and hung his head for a week.Just such a round has refreshed everyone's understanding of Bingquan!

Compared with the first round, the next few rounds were too thin, and there were no explosive points throughout the whole process.All I asked was the time of my first kiss, how many times I have been in love, and what type I like. Since the questions are very simple, there has never been a big adventure.

"Haha! Finally, I'm a big ghost! I've been waiting all night! My question is: If someone in the circle bends you, who do you want to be! jjjjjjj!"

"Damn! Why do I keep having these problems!"

Happy to hear and see, Spring and Autumn and Warring States won the lottery for the second time.

After knowing that it wasn't me, everyone was obviously relieved, especially the male singers. There are too many rotten women in the circle. Although the popularity of selling rotten women will increase, they are always a little uncomfortable. Straight men are always being picked up by others Yes, all kinds of cp towers stand tall in the forum.

It is already conceivable that once this question is answered, what kind of bloody storm will be set off in the circle, and it is fine to be labeled as gay. It's a headache.

Probably because of the above reasons, Chunqiu and Warring States had a tight mouth, and he resolutely refused to answer this question, letting them jump directly to the big adventure.He Man knows that his black belly factor is not enough to watch, and he can't think of any great adventure, so he can only secretly send text messages to his own brother, hoping that he hasn't got on the plane yet!

"Come at me if you have any adventures! I am not afraid, just face it!"

If the Spring and Autumn and Warring States expressions were not so cowardly, these words would be very hot.

"Fuck, you're still a buddy! You're still laughing!"

Bian Cheng, who had been snickering on his seat, was teased by the Spring and Autumn Period and Warring States Period. Before he could put his smile away, he could only look innocently at the speaker, who was uncomfortable with his focused gaze.

"Forget it, keep laughing, and when it's your turn, I have to laugh too!"

Putting away the phone in satisfaction, He Man cleared her throat to attract attention. She picked up a clear long-mouth beer bottle that she drank, and placed it in the center of the table with a bang, with an evil smile.

"The content of the big adventure is: lick and suck the mouth of the bottle with your tongue for 1 minute!"

"Fuck!"

"It's dirty! It's dirty!"

Now, not to mention the Spring and Autumn and Warring States period, even Ling Feng, who had always been a vase, exploded.He was out of breath from laughing, and slapped the sofa desperately.The girls kept whistling as if they had been slapped with chicken blood.The rogue's appearance directly compares to all the men present.

"Loss, what kind of hatred do I have with you!"

The face of the Spring and Autumn and the Warring States is green.

"I don't take this blame, I really can't think of the adventure content, so I asked my brother, that's how he replied to me! Don't dawdle, you are still not a man! I didn't tell you to 'bite' [beep——], Just lick the bottle!"

Damn, you said it directly!You have stated your purpose perfectly!

Due to the pressure of the masses, he had to do it!Let the border towns keep an eye on everyone, and they are not allowed to take small videos with their mobile phones. The Spring and Autumn and Warring States have a battlefield expression on their faces, and the hands that pick up the wine bottle are trembling.

I won’t describe the process, the main reason is that the face of the protagonist is too licking, completely lacking in beauty and allure.In this battle, Chunqiu and Warring States completely knelt down, withdrew from the game circle, and replaced Ling Feng on top.

He Man poked the man on the sofa with his finger, was it such a big blow?

"I didn't expect Mr. to be such a person. I want to be quiet and leave me alone!"

Seeing the expression of qaq materialized on the face of Chunqiu and Warring States, He Man felt a bit of guilt in his heart, but was soon interrupted by a new round of games.

The victim this time is Biancheng, and the big ghost is Ling Feng, who also likes to stir up trouble.The question he raised was: select the person who most wants to be a lover from the circle according to his true sexual orientation.

Amidst the booing, Bian Cheng's face was slightly red, and he pinched his earballs lightly.

"If you have to choose, I will choose Mr.

"Wow--"

"Damn it! Catch a little shou alive! Tell me, you were bent from the beginning, or were you bent by your husband!"

Supporting the flower demon who wanted to pounce on him, Bian Cheng's mouth curled up slightly.

"This is the second question."

The big explosion left by the border town raised everyone's enthusiasm. In the next few rounds, every big ghost wished to have clairvoyant eyes to see through the sign in front of a guy with a smile on his face.However, Goddess of Luck took special care of the border town, and within an hour, among all the male singers lying on the gun, there was no sign of the border town!

No matter how unwilling it is, there is nothing to do. After playing until 9 pm, the group of people are going to go to the hot spring.

"Oh? Thankfully, your ex's are also interviewing nearby. Look, there are so many photos on the scarf!"

Having come out of the shadow of betrayal by her best friend and her boyfriend at the same time, He Man didn't care much about them, but she still had a little curiosity. She moved to the side of the flower demon, and moved her head to the phone screen.

The one who sends out the scarf is the official with a four-string sound.

A four-stringed sound: We are face-to-face in Shanghai!Let you see handsome men, beautiful women & local tyrants! !

Then there are all kinds of scantily clad beauties and trendy punk handsome guys, among them are a few faces who seem to be very tall, and a bunch of pictures of hugging and kissing, so that all the fans can only swipe to feast their eyes .

After the sound movement was renamed Sixianyiyi, the entire channel has changed a lot. It has changed from the low-key style before, and recruited new ones frequently. It directly extended its hands to the cv circle and the cover circle, and even crossed over to the live broadcast circle.A large number of well-known female anchors on the Internet have been recruited. They all have uniform awl faces, big eyes, low-cut shirts, and various voices.

There are more and more local tyrants on the channel. Every day, they catch up with the anchor’s sub-channel to brush flowers and presents. They often play from night to early morning. Every time my brother goes out, they can receive thousands of gifts. The daily consumption is only a few Ten thousand.

In the past, the main frequency of the singer's climbing mic has completely become the home of the advertisement.Almost all the singers He Man knew have left, and even Du Bin has no news.

"Six Xian's event is for singer Mian Ji, who also invited some of the local tyrants who made the most contributions. Mian Ji's venue was hired by one of the local tyrants. It is said that they will go out to play in the next few days."

He took off his jacket in the locker room, Bingquan said while taking the swimsuit provided in the private room to change into.

"Hey—it's the same as the peripherals. Their female anchors bump into faces so hard that they can't tell who is from whom."

Rubbing He Man who was talking, the flower demon curled her lips.

"Nowadays, male fans love this kind of cute and coquettish type. You haven't seen it before. Their midnight shows are even dirtier. I remember one time when the male and female anchors connected. The vibrating mobile phone was stuffed into those tight shorts, and then the male anchor made a call on the spot."

"Ah? What kind of joke is this?"

He Man, who is still very pure, didn't get the point.

"It's just another form of vibrator. As long as the hostess doesn't answer the phone, the phone keeps vibrating in her trouser pocket, and she has to wriggle around, pretending to be enjoying herself, why is she biting her lower lip? Licking fingers, making strange groans, etc. Then the public screen frantically swipes gifts, I just quit after seeing this, the public screen is too dirty, I can’t stand it, I don’t know What is their lower limit. Bingquan, won't this kind of channel be blocked?"

The flower demon probably explained to He Man, then turned to ask Bingquan on the side.

"You go and report it and try."

"Uh, let's forget it. If I get dug out, don't I want to be sprayed to death by those local tyrants?"

Next, what else did Bingquan and the flower demon say, He Man didn't bother to listen, and was forced to open the door to the new world, she felt that the whole person was not good, and in her impression, the live broadcast was still a very high-end For example, the game masters broadcast live games, for example, singers who play musical instruments play and sing live broadcasts, and the most down-to-earth thing is to interact with fans in live broadcasts, talk, chat, gossip in the circle, etc.

Suddenly letting her know that the live broadcast can still be played in this way, He Man feels a bit convenient.